The Trump Presidency Is Going Great

The Republican Party has decided that if Trump isn’t technically on the ballot, they’ll just pretend he is and call it strategy. Hence “Trumpapalooza,” a made-up midterm convention in Dallas where the president headlines both nights of an event that traditionally does not exist, because normal parties don’t need to create emergency ego-festivals to drag their base to the polls.

Trump is openly telling voters to imagine his name on the ballot, while a Trump-aligned dark money group, Securing American Greatness, is airing midterm ads that barely acknowledge other Republicans exist, but do feature generous helpings of slow-motion Dear Leader footage. Convention organizers swear this is about “lowering the cost of living” and “securing the border,” but the speaker list is basically Trump, Vance, Ken Paxton, and a smattering of loyalists, while many Republicans in actual competitive races are quietly staying home to do the unglamorous work of campaigning for themselves.

So as Democrats head into the midterms more energized, the GOP’s grand plan is to stage a two-night personality cult telethon in Texas and hope voters mistake it for governance. It’s less a political party and more a touring production of The Trump Show: Midterm Edition, with the rest of the ticket reduced to background extras praying they don’t get booed off their own ballot lines.

John E Sununu, who once wrote an op-ed calling Donald Trump a "loser" and backed Nikki Haley, has now emerged as Trump’s handpicked Senate candidate in New Hampshire. Apparently, all is forgiven as long as you’re willing to help keep the upper chamber safe for tariffs, wars without plans, and ever-expanding executive power. Principles are for suckers; endorsements are for people who know which way the authoritarian wind is blowing.

On the trail, Sununu is doing the delicate "I’m totally independent from the guy who just endorsed me" dance: criticizing Trump’s tariffs, tut-tutting about executive overreach, and calling the Iran war a "tactical mistake" because they didn’t properly think through the Strait of Hormuz. Bold stance: not that launching a war was wrong, just that it wasn’t project-managed correctly. Meanwhile, Trump’s approval in the state is at 38%, so everyone’s pretending this is about "issues" and not about whether the Senate will keep rolling out the red carpet for presidential power grabs.

The RNC dutifully insists Republicans are "laser-focused" on affordability and security, which is an interesting way to describe controlling a legislature in a state where they haven’t actually won a Senate race since 2010. Now Sununu faces Democrat Chris Pappas in a race Democrats basically have to win if they’d like even a theoretical chance of checking Trump’s next round of constitutional experiments. New Hampshire may be a "sleeper risk" for Democrats, but for Trump it’s just another test of how many former critics he can convert into reliable votes for more presidential impunity.

The Trump administration has decided that if you’re going to wage a high-stakes conflict in the Gulf while juggling global commitments, you might as well also blow up your own chain of command for fun. Enter Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth, the Fox News green-room escapee now running the Pentagon like it’s a primetime segment about “woke generals” ruining America’s God-given right to blow things up.

Secretary of the Army Dan Driscoll – the guy actually trying to modernise the force with drones and lessons from Ukraine – just resigned after repeatedly clashing with Hegseth, who responded to concerns about readiness by firing the people raising them. Driscoll joins a long line of top Army, Navy and Air Force leaders who’ve been removed or sidelined, as Hegseth “un-wokes” the military by tearing up diversity programmes, railing against “fat generals”, and scrapping “stupid” rules of engagement that mildly inconvenienced war crimes.

While Trump tries to wrest control of the Strait of Hormuz from Iran with a force increasingly cobbled together from whoever hasn’t been purged yet, retired officers warn that Hegseth has “hollowed out” leadership at the exact moment the U.S. probably needs a functioning military. One critic even compares the top-brass shake-up to Xi Jinping-style political purges – except Beijing at least pretends it’s about anti-corruption, not an emotional support culture war for a president who gets his defence policy from cable news.

Donald Trump, a man who has never met a video edit he couldn’t morally bankrupt, shared a deceptively cut clip of King Charles on Truth Social that makes it look like Charles shrugs and strolls away from a fainting worker. The full footage – the part that accidentally contains reality – shows Charles reaching out to the man and staying nearby while he gets medical attention. Naturally, that part hit the cutting-room floor, because it didn’t fit the narrative of "only Trump cares about people, roll the hero montage."

The propaganda reel then pivots into a greatest-hits compilation of Trump hugging veterans, honoring fallen troops, and shaking hands with law enforcement, like a campaign ad directed by a guy who just discovered iMovie. It’s pure authoritarian fan fiction: world leaders are callous monsters, while Trump is the lone empath wandering through Normandy. Buckingham Palace declined to comment, the White House also said nothing, and the president of the United States just kept pumping out edited reality on his personal social network like state TV with worse graphics.

This is not some harmless boomer meme; it’s the same old strongman toolkit: distort video, erase context, and flood the zone with glossy lies that recast Trump as the only moral authority on the planet. When the commander-in-chief is basically running a low-budget psy-op from his phone, you don’t have an information ecosystem, you have a cult newsletter with nuclear codes.

The lawyer for Lindsay Clancy — the Massachusetts woman accused of killing her three children — went on national TV to ask Donald Trump for a pardon, which is a bold move given that the president has zero constitutional authority over state convictions. But who can blame him for the confusion? In the Trump era, the law is less a framework and more a suggestion, like a salad section on a Cheesecake Factory menu.

This isn’t happening in a vacuum. The article notes that Colorado governor Jared Polis already “succumbed” to pressure from Trump and his cultists and cut loose Tina Peters, a convicted state-level election conspiracy enthusiast. So now we’ve reached the stage where defense attorneys openly treat Trump as a kind of roaming national parole board, hovering over state courts and juries like an orange deus ex machina. Separation of powers? Federalism? That’s adorable. We now do criminal justice by presidential mood ring on cable TV.

The president, apparently bored with losing a war in Iran and watching gas prices spike, has moved on to the truly pressing work of American governance: trying to rename New Mexico to “New America” on social media. Donald Trump posted AI-generated images of himself slapping a "New America" sticker over a "Welcome to New Mexico" sign while doing the little rally dance that screams "stable genius" and not "grandpa found the filter button." He justified it by calling New Mexico "one of the great vote cheating states of all time" and declaring that "NEW AMERICA" is more "prestigious" and "beautiful."

This is not an isolated brainwave. It’s the latest episode in Trump’s cartographic fan fiction saga, where the guy who couldn’t find Kansas on a map has already signed executive orders renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the "Gulf of America" and Lake Ontario to "Lake America" as part of his trade war cosplay with Canada. He also re-renamed Denali back to "Mount McKinley," infuriating Alaskans, including Republicans, because nothing says "respect for local sovereignty" like a Florida man in Washington deciding what Indigenous Alaska should call its tallest mountain.

New Mexico Democrats, who have apparently read their own constitution, reminded him that a president can’t just Sharpie a state’s name change into existence. Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham noted that New Mexico’s name predates the United States and pointed out that while the White House is "coloring on maps," the state is busy doing quaint socialist things like free childcare and college. Deb Haaland, running to replace her, politely translated Trump’s stunt as "my opponent is running for New America, I’m running for New Mexico," while Sen. Ben Ray Luján went with the more efficient Spanish: sinvergüenza y corrupto. Representative Melanie Stansbury dispensed with diplomacy altogether and went full "Oh hell no."

Constitutionally, of course, New Mexico keeps its name unless its own voters change their state constitution. Trump can only order federal agencies to use his made-up labels in their databases, turning official U.S. records into a kind of state-sponsored fan wiki for his culture-war fantasies. So no, he can’t erase "Mexico" from the map with a Truth Social post — but he’s doing his best to condition his base to see anything with Spanish in it as not quite American, while his administration quietly rewrites reality in federal paperwork. The maps may be fake, but the authoritarian impulse to literally rename the world to fit his grievances is very, very real.

Jamie Raskin goes on “Meet the Press” and calmly explains that impeachment isn’t some Democratic kink, it’s the only remaining fire extinguisher in a building where President Trump has literally bulldozed the East Wing. When the guy in charge is playing SimCity with a historic landmark, you start to understand why the Founders wrote in a recall option.

Raskin rattles off the highlight reel: going to war without congressional approval, stealing Congress’s spending power, treating appropriations like a personal checking account, and presiding over what he calls the most massively corrupt presidential administration in American history. Other presidents decorate the White House; Trump appears to be testing how much of it he can demolish before someone notices the separation of powers has been buried under the rubble.

Meanwhile, Democrats keep insisting their top priority is healthcare and affordability, not just adding a third impeachment trophy to Trump’s mantle of shame. Hakeem Jeffries and Jim Clyburn are out there saying, "We’re focused on making life more affordable," while Raskin politely reminds everyone that a lawless president who thinks he’s a king can also make life very unaffordable, very fast. Trump, for his part, is telling supporters that Democrats will just "find a reason" to impeach him again — as though war without authorization, wholesale looting of the Treasury, and casual White House demolition are quirky personality traits, not a running list of felonies in search of a committee hearing.