two private clubs and a democracy walk into iowa

Rob Sand campaigns in Iowa, bravely attempting to fix a democracy currently leased out to Super PACs and two very exclusive private clubs.
Documenting the chaos since day one — one awful day at a time.

Rob Sand campaigns in Iowa, bravely attempting to fix a democracy currently leased out to Super PACs and two very exclusive private clubs.

The EEOC, once using data to spot discrimination, now bravely averts its eyes so nobody has to feel bad about systemic racism on a spreadsheet.
The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission was created in 1964 to fight entrenched workplace discrimination. Under Trump, it's now trying a bold new strategy: abolish the evidence. The agency is moving to kill its long-standing EEO‑1 data collection — the boring-but-crucial demographic reports that let the government see where women and people of color mysteriously never seem to get hired or promoted. If you don't count the bodies, there was never a crime. Inspirational.
As a bonus, Trump-appointed chair Andrea Lucas is also pushing to scrap a 1979 regulation that gave employers a legally sound roadmap for voluntary affirmative action — mentoring, hiring targets, and other race- and gender-conscious steps that the Supreme Court itself blessed in United Steelworkers v. Weber. For nearly half a century, that guidance told companies how to fix discrimination without breaking the law. The new plan is simpler: pretend Title VII requires total colorblindness while also making sure no one collects the data that proves systemic bias exists.
Lucas has been out on the conference circuit insisting that "the way to stop discriminating based on race is to stop discriminating based on race. The end. Full stop." Meanwhile, the agency she runs is busy yanking away both the x‑ray machine (the data) and the treatment plan (the affirmative-action guidance). It's a "more beautiful vision" of the country, sure — as long as you’re the one doing the discriminating and you’d like the federal civil rights cops to show up unarmed and blindfolded.

Doug Burgum carefully explaining that a MAGA rally with secret donors is actually just a completely neutral birthday party for America, please stop asking questions.
Doug Burgum went on CNN to explain that the Trump administration’s big, totally nonpartisan Freedom 250 concert is absolutely not political — except for the part where Donald Trump keeps publicly calling it a MAGA rally and threatening to replace the musicians with a campaign speech about how he’s bigger than Elvis. Apparently the real problem isn’t that the White House tried to turn a national 250th birthday celebration into a taxpayer-adjacent campaign event; it’s that some musicians “segmented their audiences” by not wanting to be props in a cult rally.
Pressed on who’s actually funding this patriotic karaoke night, Burgum bravely took a stand against transparency, saying donor disclosure isn’t important and we should focus on “celebrating the 250th anniversary.” Translation: the public gets the flag bunting, the undisclosed donors get the access, and everyone pretends this is just a neutral love-fest for America while the president screams MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN in all caps on Truth Social.
As artists flee the lineup after realizing they were misled about the event being apolitical, Trump has responded by calling them “third rate” and suggesting he’ll grace the stage himself, because nothing honors the founding more than a self-described “Number One Attraction” ranting about crowd sizes and how only “Happy, Smart, Successful People” are invited. Meanwhile, Burgum also defended the no-bid, high-profit contracts for sprucing up the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool — because if you’re going to wrap a partisan rally in the American flag, you might as well overpay your friends to polish the scenery.
Just to round out the civic vandalism, Burgum floated appealing a judge’s order to remove Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. So the administration is: hiding donors, funneling money through no-bid contracts, converting a national celebration into a campaign rally, and trying to slap Trump’s name back on a major cultural institution. Truly a fitting tribute to 250 years of a republic that was absolutely not founded to worship a single guy in a red hat.

Local voter watches as yet another Democrat plants a sign promising to stop the guy who already stopped their healthcare three elections ago.

Mike Pence explains that protecting DOJ from political abuse is “deeply offensive,” unlike, say, a president demanding you help overturn an election while a mob hunts you through the Capitol.

Artist’s impression of what happens when guys who can’t run a social network decide to redesign the species and the cosmos, no public comment period required.

Trump officials carefully studying crime data to determine which successful programs to defund first.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio, bravely leading America’s diplomatic corps through its transition into a fully branded Trump lifestyle accessory.

Joby’s electric air taxi demonstrates how quickly you can escape both JFK traffic and accountability when the Trump administration is your ground crew.

Bravely standing up for the right of corporations to profit off human misery, a man in a MAGA hat explains that *actually* the real victims are ICE agents not being cheered loudly enough.

Nothing says "serious energy consortium" like your billion‑dollar pipeline team posing in Sarajevo like they’re on a Maga study-abroad program.

Donald Trump, lifelong champion of women’s athletics, moments before remembering that Title IX doesn’t have a Mar-a-Lago membership tier.
Donald Trump has signed an executive order to "save" college sports, which is a bit like putting the arsonist in charge of the fire department because he really, really likes watching flames. The order frets that big-time college football might rip itself away from the NCAA money trough and stop subsidizing women’s and Olympic sports, and calls on Congress to act before anyone notices that the real problem is the system that treats unpaid athletes as walking billboards.
The catch: this sudden concern for women’s sports is coming from the same guy whose Education Department made sure NIL money didn’t have to be equitably distributed under Title IX, weakening the very law that built women’s college athletics in the first place. Now Trump wants to "go exactly back to what we had and ram it through a court"—which apparently means rolling back athlete compensation while pretending to protect the sports his own policies helped endanger. Women and Olympic athletes might get a side benefit, but the priority is crystal clear: keep the football plantation intact, toss a few reporting requirements on top, and call it reform.
The result is a gloriously incoherent Trump 2.0 college sports agenda: Title IX is undermined, NIL is partially re-stuffed into the toothpaste tube, schools are ordered to count things they were already legally required to count, and everyone prays the courts will rescue the old order from the radical threat of players being paid. If women’s sports survive this, it’ll be as an accidental byproduct of the administration’s real mission—protecting the cash flow of the most powerful programs while blaming "wokeness" when non-revenue teams get cut.

Ken Paxton, freshly crowned GOP Senate nominee, practices his new campaign slogan: “Indicted, Impeached, Endorsed by Trump – what could go wrong?”

Trump studies a map of the Middle East, searching for the ‘Any Key’ that returns everything to how it was before he touched it.

Donald Trump stares at a map of Iran, searching for the button that says “undo Obama but also not lose.”
Trump kicked off his Iran war announcing he’d eliminate “imminent threats,” topple the regime, inspire an uprising, destroy Iran’s nuclear program, wipe out its missiles and proxies, and accept nothing short of “unconditional surrender.” Months, thousands of dead, and a wrecked global economy later, he’s now racing to sign a peace memorandum that… might end up looking a whole lot like the 2015 JCPOA he shredded in 2018 so he could feel taller than Obama.
The war’s big strategic achievement? Iran briefly closed the Strait of Hormuz, kneecapped 20% of the world’s oil supply, helped spike U.S. gas and fertilizer prices, and then watched as Trump, self-styled master of dominance, begged his way to a ceasefire mediated by Pakistan and Qatar. Tehran now enjoys more leverage, a reopened strait will operate under a new Iran-favored system, and Iran still sits on enough highly enriched uranium for up to 10 bombs—uranium it only managed to stockpile because Trump tore up the deal that had been keeping it in check.
Hawks like Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, Roger Wicker, and Mike Pompeo are suddenly horrified that the White House is staggering toward a compromised enrichment deal they spent years denouncing as appeasement when Obama did it. Meanwhile, reporting suggests Iran’s military capabilities were nowhere near as “obliterated” as Trump claimed—something like 70–80% of its missiles and drones are still intact, the regime survived even after Israel killed Ali Khamenei, and his successor is promising Israel’s destruction by 2040. So now the man who promised transformation is being forced into the same transactional diplomacy he mocked, trying to sneak out the back door while Robert Kagan helpfully labels the whole thing what it is: a strategic defeat he hopes Americans are too distracted by gas prices to notice.

Trump departs Walter Reed after another ‘perfect’ checkup, bravely surviving an advanced imaging session and a bruised hand from allegedly too much patriotism-related handshaking.

The US Navy demonstrates its bold new strategy of blowing up distant specks on the ocean and calling it a war on terror.
The Trump administration has apparently decided that if you just declare war on Latin American drug cartels, you can skip all the boring parts like evidence, due process, or Congress. US Southern Command announced yet another strike on a small boat in the eastern Pacific, killing three more people and nudging the death toll from these floating executions to 202. As usual, they insist the vessel was "engaged in narco-trafficking" and tied to a terrorist group, and as usual, they provided exactly zero proof beyond "trust us, we blew it up".
This time, though, the Pentagon upgraded the snuff film: the video is in color now. The clip shows a tiny boat in the middle of the ocean, then an explosion, then debris and packages bobbing in the water. So congratulations to the US military on bringing its months-long campaign of alleged unlawful extrajudicial killings into the 21st century of cinematography, if not the 18th century of basic legal norms.
Human Rights Watch and Amnesty International are calling the strikes what they look like—unlawful executions carried out under a made-up "armed conflict" with cartels. The ACLU is even blunter, calling the administration’s claims "unsubstantiated, fear-mongering" nonsense. Meanwhile, Gen Francis L Donovan, the top US commander in Latin America, both ordered the strike and found time to meet Cuban military officials near Guantánamo Bay, that famous shrine to due process. America’s global message under Trump remains consistent: we don’t need courts, treaties, or proof—just a target, a drone, and a really nice color filter.

Pictured: early concept art for the "In Trump We Trust" note, legal tender in Mar-a-Lago and certain friendly oligarch yachts.

Artist’s rendering of Trump’s immigration policy: a half-empty mega-warehouse, a luxury deportation jet, and a giant FOR SALE sign paid for by taxpayers.
The Trump administration spent an estimated $38 billion buying eleven mega-warehouses so ICE could detain up to 100,000 immigrants at once, then suddenly discovered that maybe building a nationwide archipelago of human storage units was a tad much. Under former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, they went on a detention-space shopping spree so aggressive that one Georgia town says ICE paid more than five times the property’s assessed value. Now DHS under Secretary Markwayne Mullin is pondering whether to sell off some of these monuments to cruelty and fiscal malpractice, and hoping no one asks too many questions about how any of this made sense in the first place.
The pivot is being sold as a “cultural shift” and a commitment to being a “good steward of taxpayer dollars,” which is a bold line to deploy after lighting tens of billions on fire for empty warehouses and a government-owned deportation fleet that includes a luxury Boeing 737 Max 8. Communities that never wanted these facilities, from Maryland to Mississippi to Social Circle, Georgia, are now stuck in legal fights over detention centers they tried to block from the start, while the DHS inspector general investigates whether this was all even remotely cost-effective. So yes, Trump may now want a “softer touch” on immigration — presumably the kind where you still terrorize immigrants, just with slightly fewer luxury planes and abandoned prisons dotting the countryside.

Trump stares thoughtfully into the middle distance, presumably trying to remember which country the nuclear deal is with before deciding whether to blow it up.