the demon-possessed heir to maga?

Tucker Carlson, fresh off being allegedly mauled by demons, auditions to be the next one haunting American democracy.
Tucker Carlson says a demon once physically mauled him in bed, which is honestly the most relatable thing about his biography so far. Now he claims he’s being haunted by a different kind of evil spirit: the memory of having spent years mainlining Trumpism into America’s frontal lobe while privately texting that he hated Trump’s guts. After helping build the MAGA cult, he’s suddenly on a very public "journey of conscience" where he apologizes for misleading people and insists he’s tormented by his past support for Dear Leader.
This bout of soul-searching happens to coincide perfectly with growing chatter that Carlson is gearing up for a 2028 presidential run as the “true heir to MAGA” once Trump, JD Vance, and Marco Rubio are all covered in Iran-war shrapnel and the fallout from Trump’s "big beautiful bill" that guts services for poor people to hand cash to billionaires. Prediction markets, biographers, and podcast guys are all reading the same tea leaves: Tucker is rebranding from propagandist to "movement leader" who can say he opposed the disastrous war and is totally different from the monsters he helped elect.
Naturally, Carlson tells outlets like The Economist and Piers Morgan that politics is "disgusting" and he’s not really interested, which is exactly what you say when you’re building a donor list and test-marketing your redemption arc. As Trumpism’s economic pain lands in 2027 and Americans get more furious about the cost of living, Tucker is perfectly positioned to run as the guy who set the house on fire, filmed it for ratings, and now wants the keys to the fire department. The demons may be metaphorical this time, but the nightmare for democracy is very real.
#killing-democracy#fascism
trump to disabled adults: nice bedroom, shame about your income

Look at these monsters, smiling like they don’t realize the federal government is trying to start charging them emotional support rent.
The Trump administration has discovered a bold new frontier in cruelty: charging disabled people rent for existing in their parents’ homes. Under a draft rule quietly cooking at the Social Security Administration and the White House’s Department of Government Efficiency (yes, that’s a real thing, not a Veep joke), SSI benefits for disabled adults and indigent seniors would be cut by up to a third if they dare to sleep in a bedroom under the same roof as family members who are themselves poor enough to qualify for food stamps.
For people like 22-year-old Shy’tyra Burton, who survives on $994 a month and lives with her dad, that’s about a $330 monthly hit because the government has decided her tiny room is a luxury suite. Up to 400,000 disabled and elderly poor people could see their benefits slashed or vaporized, all because the Trump team wants to pretend that anyone not paying full market rent to their own family has a secret benefactor. The fact that SNAP has already verified these households are broke? Irrelevant. The new plan is to endlessly recalculate the "value" of your bed and your mom’s checking account and then dock your check accordingly.
Religious conservatives who actually read the parts of the Bible about caring for the vulnerable are, predictably, horrified. Galen Carey of the National Association of Evangelicals is out here quoting judgment-of-the-faithful theology while Trump’s budget guy Russell Vought and Social Security Commissioner Frank Bisignano try to turn SSI into a paywall for family affection. Dozens of Down syndrome organizations have begged the administration not to do this, which in Trump World mostly serves as proof they’re on the right track.
When ProPublica asked the White House about any of this, OMB communications director Rachel Cauley called the story “trash” and “false,” then heroically failed to identify a single incorrect fact. The SSA, meanwhile, insists Bisignano is "committed" to serving “America’s most vulnerable” while actively drafting rules to yank their lifeline if they’re not sufficiently alone and miserable. Family values, Trump edition: you can love your disabled kid, or you can help them eat — just don’t try both under the same roof.
#healthcare#killing-democracy#forever-grifting
trump fires the people in charge of knowing things

Artist’s impression of the Trump administration overseeing American science: a "NO SCIENTISTS ALLOWED" sign taped to an empty conference table.
The Trump White House just told every member of the National Science Board to get lost via all-staff breakup email, "on behalf of President Donald J Trump" — because nothing screams respect for independent science oversight like a Friday afternoon mass firing. The board, which has existed since 1950 to advise presidents and Congress on science policy and sign off on major National Science Foundation grants, was in the middle of finishing a report on the state of US science. Naturally, that had to go.
This 22-member panel of astronomers, chemists, mathematicians, and engineers was created to keep NSF focused on, you know, science. Trump’s team wants it focused on something else: making it easier to hack the agency’s $9bn budget in half after Congress rudely refused to do that last year. With the board gone, those cuts get a lot simpler, and "eviscerating" funding for basic research and training the next generation of scientists becomes just another line item in the great American decline spreadsheet.
The White House insists the NSF’s work "continues uninterrupted" and that maybe the board’s powers just need a little "updating" — which is a very polite way of saying "we’re replacing independent experts with people who won’t complain when we set the lab on fire." Meanwhile, HUD is literally moving into NSF’s old headquarters, a perfect metaphor for this administration’s priorities: evict science, move in bureaucracy, and call it innovation. American science policy, now brought to you by whoever survives the next purge.
#anti-science#killing-democracy#forever-grifting
trump tries to buy italy’s loyalty with a world cup slot and pasta tariffs

Giorgia Meloni, wondering if a World Cup wildcard spot and cheaper pasta were really worth hitching Italy to a president who picks fights with the pope and treats allies like expendable extras.
The Trump administration, having already set the Middle East on fire again, has now moved on to its true area of strategic genius: World Cup roster management. According to reporting, Trump’s people quietly sounded out Fifa about kicking Iran out of the tournament and swapping in Italy, like it’s a reality show where you can just vote a country off the island. This transparent stunt just happens to come right after Trump threw a televised tantrum at Italian PM Giorgia Meloni for refusing to join his Iran bombing adventure, accusing her of lacking “courage” because she wouldn’t help him turn the region into a parking lot.
Meloni has spent years hugging the Trump brand like it was a life raft – talking "civilisational" West, flattering Washington, swallowing his anti‑EU rants, and getting basically nothing in return except a small reprieve on pasta tariffs and the privilege of being insulted on American television. When Trump then picked a public fight with the pope over the Iran war, Meloni, a self-styled Catholic conservative, finally had to pretend she has a spine and call his comments “unacceptable.” Trump responded the only way he knows how: more public abuse, turning their special relationship into a live-streamed codependency meltdown.
Now Meloni’s stuck: at home, Trump is deeply unpopular and her referendum on judicial reform already tanked in part because of her MAGA cosplay. Abroad, she’s trying to rebrand as a respectable European grown-up, hugging Macron at a Paris summit while Trump’s envoy floats the idea of buying back her affection with a World Cup slot. The Italian government has already backed away from that clown move, and voters aren’t thrilled by the idea of their foreign policy being run like a late-night phone call between Trump and some random Italian fixer on his payroll. As Trump keeps making Europe less safe and more unstable, Meloni’s grand strategy of "adapt to the chaos and never complain" is starting to look less like realpolitik and more like getting dragged by a guy who thinks international diplomacy is just another season of The Apprentice: NATO Edition.
#killing-democracy#imperialism
land of the free* (*offer not valid overseas, processing delays apply)

A canceled US passport, symbol of the hottest new American export: people who’ve decided the ‘shining city on a hill’ looks a lot more like a gated compound run by Trump, Vance and Rubio.
At US consulates around the world, the new Statue of Liberty is a bored clerk with a laminated card asking if you’re sure you don’t want to be American any more. The waiting list to renounce citizenship in London is over 14 months, Sydney and Canadian cities are similarly jammed, and even random European posts like Ghent are now running a "get me out of this looming dictatorship" drive-thru. On the wall: a comforting panorama of Boston Harbor and, across from it, the holy trinity of totally normal democracy: Donald Trump, JD Vance and Marco Rubio, beaming down like a limited-edition authoritarian collectible set.
#killing-democracy#fascism#forever-grifting
king charles helps america celebrate 250 years of not having a king… at trump’s white house

King Charles and Queen Camilla arrive in the land that once beheaded monarchy—only to have it reintroduced as a photo-op accessory for Donald Trump.
America is gearing up to celebrate 250 years since it told the British monarchy to get lost, so naturally King Charles and Queen Camilla marked the occasion by popping over to Washington to be greeted with a red carpet, military band, and a warm embrace from the guy who openly fantasizes about ruling for life. Nothing says "enduring democracy" like fusing colonial nostalgia with a man who tried to overturn an election.
After landing at Joint Base Andrews to a full ceremonial welcome, Charles and Camilla were serenaded with both national anthems, greeted by flower‑holding children of UK service members, and ushered through a guard of honour as if the last two and a half centuries were just a cute misunderstanding. The whole thing is billed as a celebration of the "strong relationship" between the two countries, which now apparently includes politely pretending the US president didn’t sic a mob on Congress.
The royal couple then headed to the White House for afternoon tea with Donald and Melania Trump, because this timeline refuses to stop doing bits. The visual is perfect: a hereditary monarch and an aspiring autocrat sharing dainty refreshments in the People’s House, each lending the other a sheen of legitimacy. It’s like a crossover episode where the British Empire meets MAGA World and everyone politely agrees not to mention the crimes, the coups, or the small matter of the Constitution.
#killing-democracy#oligarchy
trump breaks america so badly even npr is scolding the left now

Stock photo of an American brain trying to load objective reality over a four-year buffer of Trump-era lies.
NPR sits down with Slate's Molly Olmstead to marvel at a truly American achievement: after years of Trump, QAnon, and a Republican Party mainlining Facebook memes, conspiracy culture is now so baked into our politics that even parts of the left are wandering into "deep state did the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting" territory. When your entire information ecosystem has been turned into a fog machine, eventually everyone starts seeing shapes in the smoke.
This isn’t a story about new Trump crimes; it’s the hangover. After an administration that called the press the "enemy of the people," pushed election lies as official policy, and made up terrorist attacks on TV, the baseline for reality has been permanently lowered. Now NPR is doing somber segments about left-wing conspiracies, as if the firehose of right-wing disinformation, stochastic violence, and state-enabled lying was just a quirky prequel instead of the reason everyone's brains are scrambled.
#killing-democracy#full-stupid
melania trump demands abc protect america from late-night jokes

Melania Trump at the Correspondents’ Dinner, moments before discovering that the real emergency isn’t gunfire near the ballroom, it’s Jimmy Kimmel’s punchlines on ABC.
Melania Trump has discovered the true threat to American democracy: Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue. After Kimmel joked at a pre-White House Correspondents’ Dinner bit that she had the ‘glow of an expectant widow,’ the First Lady jumped on X to label his words ‘hateful and violent’ and urged ABC to ‘take a stand’ against his ‘atrocious behavior’. Apparently, in Trump World, the correct response to a comedian needling the president is corporate-enforced silence, not switching the channel.
Context: days after the joke aired, a gunman opened fire near a security checkpoint at the Correspondents’ Dinner, where Trump and Melania were evacuated. Conservatives promptly dug up the clip and accused Kimmel of encouraging political violence, because nothing says serious concern for public safety like using a shooting to pressure a TV network into disciplining a critic of the president. Melania’s line that people like Kimmel ‘shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate’ is doing a lot of work there—enter our homes via broadcast, and maybe leave only the programming that flatters Dear Leader.
Kimmel has already been briefly yanked off air once for comments about the killing of conservative influencer Charlie Kirk, so the message to late-night hosts is clear: mock the Trump orbit, and the outrage machine will try to turn your punchlines into grounds for corporate punishment. The White House shrugs at actual political violence, but a joke about an ‘expectant widow’? That’s the red line.
#killing-democracy#fascism#full-stupid
trump flirts with buying spirit airlines, because what’s one more bankrupt brand

Artist’s rendering of Spirit Airlines after a Trump bailout: same cramped seats, now with taxpayer legroom.
The White House is apparently workshopping a new business model: failing airline private losses, taxpayer-funded upside. Spirit Airlines, the country’s largest budget carrier and frequent flyer in bankruptcy court, has burned through about $7.4bn in debt, face-planted through two bankruptcies in under a year, and is now staring down liquidation as fuel prices spike thanks to the Iran war. Enter Donald Trump, who is "thinking about" giving Spirit a $500m loan or just having the federal government buy the airline, then magically "sell it for a profit" when oil prices go down — because nothing says sound economic policy like treating the U.S. Treasury as a Trump-branded day-trading account.
The White House, via spokesperson Kush Desai, has already found the real villain here: not Spirit’s business model built on fees and prayers, not its mountain of debt, but the Biden administration, which had the audacity to let an antitrust judge block JetBlue from swallowing Spirit in 2024. Now Trump is musing about unprecedented federal ownership of a private airline, while simultaneously poo-pooing a United–American mega-merger after chatting with United’s CEO about consolidating the skies. Regulatory consistency? That’s for countries that aren’t run like a reality show reboot.
If the government just hands Spirit the loan, it lurches on in “restructured” form, still charging people $60 to bring their dignity on board. If Trump actually buys it, we’d be in uncharted territory: a government-owned discount airline in an industry that’s already a four-player oligopoly. Experts politely note that this does nothing to fix the cartel-style pricing, serial bankruptcies, and chronic lack of competition — but it does create a beautiful new opportunity for political meddling, patronage jobs, and future fire sales of public assets to whichever airline lobbyist brings the biggest check. Forever-grifting, now boarding all zones.
#forever-grifting#oligarchy
netanyahu runs the situation room, u.s. media runs the fan club

The White House Situation Room, now available for birthday parties, corporate retreats, and foreign leaders shopping for a quick little U.S. war.
Donald Trump apparently decided to go to war with Iran the same way he decides everything else: let the last guy in the room with a PowerPoint do the thinking. This time, the "last guy" was Benjamin Netanyahu, who literally turned the White House Situation Room into his personal war-pitch studio, flanked by Mossad and Israeli military brass, theatrically framed as a wartime leader while the actual American president played hype man for someone else’s security agenda.
You’d think "foreign leader commandeers U.S. war decision process" would be the headline everywhere. Instead, most of the American press is doing its best impression of state TV by politely averting its gaze from Israel’s role while breathlessly dissecting Russia and Gulf monarchies. As Jason Stanley points out, this isn’t just bad journalism; this is the deluxe, NPR tote-bag edition of propaganda: no outright lies, just the careful, consistent omission of the one ally whose influence is too awkward to mention.
The kicker: the excuse for this blackout is allegedly fighting antisemitism — which, as Stanley notes, is itself antisemitic, because it explicitly fuses the State of Israel with Jews everywhere. So we end up with a media class that manages to (1) help sanitize a U.S.-backed war pushed in the Situation Room by a foreign government accused of genocide and ethnic cleansing, and (2) reinforce classic antisemitic tropes about Jews and the media while pretending they’re preventing them. America’s "free press" isn’t running cover for Trump’s foreign-influenced war decisions because they’re censored; they’re doing it because they’re scared — which is how you slide from democracy into a very polite, very credentialed form of killing-democracy.
#killing-democracy#imperialism
california flirts with importing the voter suppression starter pack

California voters lining up to decide whether voting should stay a right or be upgraded to a limited-time, documentation-required luxury experience.
California, long derided by Republicans as a socialist wasteland where people vote too easily, is now considering joining the great American pastime of making democracy a paperwork obstacle course. Nearly 1 million Californians signed on to a Carl DeMaio–backed ballot measure to require photo ID at the polls and a four-digit PIN for mail ballots, because nothing says "election integrity" like pretending Donald Trump’s repeatedly debunked voter fraud fantasies are public policy instead of a coping mechanism.
The measure drops right as Trump is demanding the Senate kill the filibuster so Republicans can ram through the "Save America Act"—a federal "show me your papers" law dressed up as safeguarding elections. Ron DeSantis already cosplayed the federal bill in Florida on 1 April, fittingly April Fools’ Day, while courts ping-pong around the country deciding which flavor of voter ID counts as "integrity" and which is just old-fashioned voter suppression with better branding. Now even deep-blue California is deadlocked on whether to import the same suppression machinery that other states are racing to the courthouse to defend or dismantle. When your democracy is hanging by a thread, why not hand the scissors to the people who keep insisting the thread is fake?
#killing-democracy#fascism
attempted shooting immediately repurposed as ballroom infomercial

Artist’s rendering of the new White House ballroom: half panic room, half monarch fantasy suite, all legally questionable.
Trump survived an apparent assassination attempt at the Washington Hilton and immediately did what any serious statesman would do: turned it into a live infomercial for his $400m, legally-contested, larger-than-the-White-House ballroom already being jackhammered into the East Wing without full authorization. The incident, he declared, proves that "every President for the last 150 years" has been begging for a giant, "Militarily Top Secret" party bunker on White House grounds, which is a fascinating historical claim no one has ever heard before, including any of those presidents.
At a late-night press briefing, Trump explained that the Hilton scare "would never have happened" if everyone had been safely gathered in his drone-proof, bulletproof-glass megaplex currently under construction, and then followed up on Truth Social by demanding that all lawsuits trying to stop the project "must be dropped, immediately." Translation: existing law, environmental review, and separation of powers are cute, but have you considered how much safer democracy would be if we just fast-tracked my personal gala fortress?
The ballroom, funded through a still-murky financial scheme and already controversial for being physically larger than the core White House itself, is now being rebranded as a national-security necessity rather than a $400m ego extension. Trump praised the press for their "very responsible" coverage and suggested his future remarks might be less "inappropriate" than the roast he’d planned, which is convenient, because the real joke is that a near-shooting instantly became Exhibit A in his argument that the only way to protect the republic is to keep building his imperial ballroom and shut down the courts trying to stop it.
#killing-democracy#forever-grifting
maga, maha, and monsanto walk into a supreme court

Supreme Court justices preparing to hear whether Monsanto’s right to a clean balance sheet outweighs your right to a functioning lymphatic system.
The Supreme Court is taking up a Monsanto case that could tell cancer patients: "Sorry about the lymphoma, but have you tried thoughts and prayers?" Monsanto wants the justices to declare that because EPA hasn’t officially linked glyphosate to cancer, states can’t let people sue over Roundup’s missing cancer warning. Federal pesticide law, they argue, should function as a corporate force field: once the EPA signs off, the label is holy scripture and your tumors are just an unfortunate rounding error.
The Trump administration’s Justice Department eagerly jumped in to back Monsanto, filing briefs to help shut down these pesky "failure-to-warn" lawsuits. So while Trump is out promising to "Make America Healthy Again" and handing HHS to RFK Jr., his lawyers are at SCOTUS arguing that if a chemical company follows the flimsy federal rules, the people it allegedly poisons should lose their day in court. MAHA voters list pesticide limits as a core priority; Trump’s DOJ lists "protecting Bayer’s balance sheet" as theirs.
On the courthouse steps, MAHA activists, environmentalists, and even odd-bedfellows Reps. Thomas Massie and Chellie Pingree are rallying together to demand accountability from the chemical industry. Inside, the fight is over whether FIFRA is a floor for safety or a ceiling for corporate responsibility. Monsanto already agreed to a $7.25 billion settlement for Roundup cancer claims, but still wants SCOTUS to wipe out huge remaining verdicts and future liability. Meanwhile, House Republicans are helpfully trying to jam pesticide lawsuit shields into the farm bill, because if there’s one thing this government can still do efficiently, it’s preemptively rescuing corporations from the consequences of their products.
#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
dems promise bold new strategy: hoping trump behaves this time
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Hakeem Jeffries carefully explaining that yes, the house is on fire, but his main priority is making sure the rent on the burning building is affordable.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries went on Fox News to reassure everyone that if Democrats win back the House, holding Donald Trump accountable for anything he’s done as president is “of course not” a top priority. Trump is busy driving up gas prices in the middle of his Iran war, threatening Republicans with impeachment if they lose the midterms, and inspiring open chatter about the 25th Amendment, and the opposition party’s big message is: we’ll get right on that cost of living thing and maybe circle back to the whole authoritarian crime spree later.
Instead of treating “the president openly says he’ll be impeached if his own party loses” as the blinking red siren that it is, Democrats are selling a vibes-based return to the American Dream, where you “work hard, play by the rules” and hope the guy who breaks all the rules eventually gets bored and wanders off. Rep. Greg Meeks helpfully explains they don’t have the votes now, which somehow turns into a preemptive promise not to use power for oversight even if they get it back. Bold new strategy: campaign on how dangerous Trump is, then reassure everyone you won’t actually do much about the danger.
Jeffries touts redistricting and a renewed focus on working-class voters while politely stepping around the fact that it’s hard to “thrive” in a country where the president can start wars, spike gas prices, ignore oversight, and treat impeachment like a loyalty punch card. But sure, let’s all pretend you can fix the economy while the arsonist is still in charge of the gas can and the matches.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness#losses
united as one (corporate extraction unit)

Fans arrive at a ‘UNITED AS ONE’ World Cup match, pausing briefly to sell a kidney to cover parking before submitting their biometric data to FIFA and friends.
The great "UNITED 2026" World Cup bid promised human rights, unity, and affordable tickets. What fans got instead is a joint venture between FIFA and late-stage capitalism, now proudly co-branded with Trump’s "what if we invaded our co-hosts" foreign policy. Tickets that were supposed to top out around $1,550 are now hitting $10,990 for the final, with "dynamic pricing" used the way a mugger uses a crowbar. FIFA graciously sprinkled in a few $60 seats – roughly 1.6% of capacity – like a billionaire tossing coins off a yacht and calling it wealth redistribution.
The grift doesn’t stop at tickets. FIFA and its local government helpers have turned basic logistics into a premium suffering experience. Parking averages $175 and climbs to $300 in LA, while tailgating – that dangerous act of people having fun without paying for it – is being strangled by bloated security perimeters. Don’t want to park? Mass transit that was supposed to be complimentary now costs $150 round-trip on NJ Transit for a ride that’s normally $12.90, and $80 in Boston for a trip that’s usually $20. Qatar and Russia managed to make trains free with match tickets, but the "land of the free" saw that and said, "Wait, you’re not charging anything?"
To really complete the dystopia, FIFA is hoovering up personal data from stadium workers and reserving the right to share it with "law enforcement and intelligence agencies" including ICE. In Los Angeles, unions are understandably worried that a job pouring beer at a match now comes with a side quest of potential immigration enforcement. So while Trump muses about annexing Canada and sending troops into Mexico, FIFA quietly builds a surveillance-adjacent database and a global pay-to-enter zone where the hosts eat the costs and FIFA walks away with the ticket, broadcast, merch, concessions, and parking money. Truly a shining example of North American "unity": three countries, one governing body, and absolutely zero shame.
#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
senator bravely caves after 48 hours of pretending to care about fed independence

Thom Tillis, moments before accepting the DOJ’s pinky swear as a robust safeguard of Federal Reserve independence.
Sen. Thom Tillis briefly cosplayed as a defender of Federal Reserve independence, blocking Trump’s Fed chair nominee Kevin Warsh while the Justice Department ran a sketchy investigation into current chair Jerome Powell. After weeks of righteous concern that DOJ might be used as a political bludgeon, Tillis emerged on Meet the Press to announce that, good news everyone, he got some “assurances” from the very DOJ he was worried about. Problem solved, nothing to see here, please enjoy your pre-approved Trump Fed chair.
The Justice Department conveniently dropped its investigation into Powell on Friday — an inquiry that had somehow inflated a headquarters renovation project into a federal case — and by Sunday Tillis was back on TV clearing the runway for Warsh’s confirmation “on time.” The message is crystal clear: as long as the executive branch promises it definitely isn’t weaponizing law enforcement against an independent central bank, the Senate is delighted to wave through the president’s handpicked money man. Checks and balances? No, just checks, and Trump’s friends will handle the balances.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness
trump discovers war is just a fossil fuel subsidy with extra steps

Saudi refinery, pre–Trump war dividend: seen here back when oil infrastructure was for supplying markets, not target practice for someone’s geopolitical business plan.
The world’s biggest energy "transition" is apparently from Gulf dependency to Trump’s reelection fund. After Trump’s war with Iran helps choke off about 10 million barrels a day through the Strait of Hormuz and wipes out a third of Saudi crude production, an armada of empty supertankers quietly pivots toward the US. Export terminals crank up to a record 5.2 million barrels a day, jet fuel exports double, and American drillers celebrate the president’s bold new climate plan: set the Middle East on fire so shale can cash in.
If you thought energy policy was about emissions or security, that’s adorable. The article lays out how the chaos Trump helped unleash is rewriting the global energy map: Middle East infrastructure is drone-cratered and will cost tens of billions to rebuild if it ever comes back, while US and Canadian producers, plus a Latin American oil boom, step into the breach. Washington gets to moralize about "stability" while raking in war-premium prices, and Beijing quietly locks down the other half of the future with Chinese solar and clean tech. So the new global order is: Trump’s America sells you the oil that made the crisis, China sells you the solar panels to survive the crisis, and everyone else gets the privilege of paying for both.
The experts politely frame this as countries "reducing exposure" and "diversifying energy sources". Translation: Trump’s foreign policy has convinced the world that depending on one volatile region is suicidal, but depending on an erratic US president who treats oil like a campaign merch line isn’t exactly comforting either. The only real constant is that war remains the most reliable stimulus package for fossil fuels, and somehow the planet keeps being the collateral.
#imperialism#money
florida prepares to 'fix' the maps that already gave republicans a 20–8 advantage

Ron DeSantis studies a map of Florida, trying to decide which voters to make disappear without leaving too many constitutional fingerprints.
Trump’s big 2026 gerrymandering master plan is sputtering, so naturally the last hope for salvaging this democracy-speedrun is Florida, where Ron DeSantis is dragging lawmakers into a special session to "revisit" congressional maps that already handed Republicans a 20–8 delegation. The goal: squeeze out another two to five GOP-leaning seats while pretending this is about "fair and compact" districts, not about desperately bubble-wrapping a fragile House majority.
There’s just one tiny problem: Florida’s constitution explicitly bans maps drawn with partisan intent. So while Republicans on TV swear they’re just cleansing the state of the lingering ghost of a 2012 Democratic map, the entire political class is openly talking about the partisan stakes, practically writing Democrats’ legal briefs for them. Marc Elias and a group of voters have already sued DeSantis for overstepping his authority by trying to strong-arm the Legislature into doing his bidding, because apparently the governor’s reading of the state constitution begins and ends with "I want this."
The fun twist is the intraparty knife fight. GOP members of Congress and state legislators are begging DeSantis not to get too greedy, pointing out that you can’t keep jacking up the partisan score without diluting existing safe seats and potentially losing incumbents. Karl Rove is on Fox gently explaining basic math to Florida Republicans like they’re being walked through long division for the first time. Lawmakers admit nobody actually wants to do this, they’re just resigned to riding the DeSantis vanity train as long as the maps aren’t too egregious—always a comforting standard for democratic representation.
Meanwhile, the Trump White House is lurking offstage, desperate for a Florida bailout but terrified of leaving fingerprints because the entire scheme is already dangling over a legal woodchipper. Public hearings? Not scheduled. Actual proposed maps? Not released. Constitutional limits? Treated as more of a vibes-based suggestion. It’s less a redistricting process than a group project where the laziest kid demands everyone rewrite the paper so his grade looks better, then threatens to sue the syllabus.
#killing-democracy#corruption#forever-grifting
trump lets rfk jr 'go wild' on vaccines, america gets measles

Trump watching RFK Jr talk about health policy like a man who just realized he gave the car keys to the guy who thinks seatbelts are a deep-state psy-op.
Trump’s big health-care innovation this term is apparently biological roulette. He put Robert F. Kennedy Jr in charge of HHS, promised to let him "go wild," and Kennedy did exactly that: he purged the vaccine advisory committee, stacked it with anti-vaxxers, and helped the CDC slash childhood immunisation recommendations while the US stumbled into its worst measles outbreak in decades. Two children in Texas are dead, but don’t worry, a Facebook group for "MAHA moms" feels very heard.
The new vaccine panel was so laughably unqualified that a judge had to step in and hit pause, ruling that, small detail, credentials actually matter when you’re rewriting national health policy. Meanwhile, Kennedy fired CDC director Susan Monarez for refusing to rubber-stamp his pet policies, leaving the country’s top public-health agency leaderless for months. That’s not health governance, that’s a wellness influencer coup.
Now that pollsters have gently informed the White House that being pro-measles is "political poison," Trump’s team is trying to stuff the anti-vax genie back in the bottle, ordering Kennedy to pivot away from vaccine politics before the midterms. The administration is simultaneously appealing the court ruling (maybe, eventually) while pretending this was all just an over-enthusiastic "conversation about informed consent" and not a live-fire experiment on the immune systems of American children. Bold strategy: burn down public health, then blame the smoke on bad messaging.
#anti-science#killing-democracy
trump cancels diplomacy because fox news is calling

Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, not boarding a plane to Pakistan, bravely defending America from the threat of successful diplomacy.
Donald Trump has decided that painstakingly arranged ceasefire talks between the US and Iran in Pakistan are overrated, so he’s told his envoys to stay home and told Fox News, essentially, that Iran can just, you know, call him. High-stakes shuttle diplomacy over nuclear war and global oil supplies has been downgraded to “leave a message after the beep.” Jared Kushner and real-estate guy Steve Witkoff were supposed to fly to Islamabad to help revive the ceasefire process; instead, Trump pulled the plug right after Iran’s foreign minister left Pakistan, because nothing says "serious statesman" like ghosting your way through a regional war.
While Trump is playing hotline fantasy, the actual facts are bleak: Iran controls the near-closed Strait of Hormuz, has been attacking ships, and the US is running a blockade while Trump orders the military to "shoot and kill" small boats that might be laying mines. Oil prices are still up nearly 50%, global trade is snarled from Hormuz to the Panama Canal, and thousands are dead in Iran, Lebanon, Israel, and across the region. But the guy who helped start the war the day after failed Geneva talks is now cancelling follow-up negotiations and acting like this is a customer-service dispute that Tehran can resolve by calling his imaginary 1‑800‑CEASEFIRE hotline.
Pakistan locked down its capital, its army chief and prime minister spent hours hearing Iran’s red lines, and JD Vance already led a 20-hour round of direct talks – the highest-level US-Iran engagement since 1979. All of that careful diplomacy is now subject to Trump’s TV schedule and whatever mood he’s in when Fox calls. Iran, having been attacked by the US and Israel immediately after earlier talks on its nuclear program, is openly asking how it’s supposed to trust Washington. The answer, apparently, is: you’re not. You’re supposed to hope that Donald Trump’s attention span outlasts a segment break on cable news while he personally micromanages a war that’s killed thousands and destabilized global trade, then cancels meetings on a whim from the comfort of his studio lighting.
Meanwhile, European allies like Germany are planning minesweeping operations for whenever this circus ends, Iran is gingerly reopening flights, and Hezbollah is fighting in Lebanon while pointedly ignoring Washington’s diplomacy. The world is trying to build a fragile ceasefire architecture; Trump is busy kicking out the support beams because he’d rather posture on television than let his own envoys sit in a room and talk. This is what "America First" looks like in practice: everyone else gets the shrapnel while the president gets the camera.
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