The Trump Presidency Timeline

In a plotline ripped straight from a bad history textbook, Trump reportedly considered retaking the Panama Canal, because clearly, what’s more patriotic than reversing decades of international treaties? Panamanians, understandably, were not amused. Maybe he thought he could slap his name on it and call it “The Trump Canal,” but the world wasn’t buying that one either.

When real estate mogul meets geopolitics, you get Trump’s grand plan to buy Greenland. Yes, the icy, self-governing territory of Denmark. Because if you can build a gold-plated tower, why not try to acquire an entire country? Greenland politely declined the offer, but we can only wonder if Trump’s next pitch was going to be free Mar-a-Lago memberships for all Danes.

Kash Patel is a deeply concerning choice to lead the FBI due to his lack of law enforcement experience, history of political entanglements, and actions that undermine the rule of law. The FBI requires a leader with extensive investigative and operational expertise, but Patel’s background is rooted in partisan politics rather than law enforcement. His involvement in attempts to discredit the Russia investigation and his promotion of baseless election fraud claims raise serious questions about his ability to lead an impartial and independent agency. Patel’s loyalty to individuals over institutions further erodes trust in his capacity to prioritize the FBI’s mission of upholding justice and protecting national security. Appointing someone with such a polarizing and politically motivated track record threatens the integrity and public trust in the FBI at a time when these qualities are needed most.

Well, when one circus act closes, another opens. After the cringe-worthy nomination of Matt Gaetz—complete with his personal baggage of allegations so grim they’d make a lifetime movie producer blush—had to be shelved, the spotlight has now shifted to Pam Bondi, an election denier with her own trail of questionable antics. Bondi, whose resume includes cashing big donor checks while conveniently shelving fraud investigations, is now poised to bring that same “integrity” to the role of Attorney General. If you ever wanted your justice system run by someone who could sell sand in the Sahara while insisting the 2020 election was a fever dream, you’re in luck. This nomination feels less like a new chapter and more like swapping one bad sitcom for another, with a cast change that keeps the drama, the headlines, and the collective facepalms coming.

In what is essentially his second act as president-elect, former president trump attempts to nominate pedophile matt gaetz to the nations top law enforcement job. The house ethics committee released the Matt Gaetz report and my is it a doozy!