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The Trump Presidency Timeline

Documenting the chaos since day one. 1019 entries and counting.

racism

learning about successful black people or women is dei too according to man who appoints dei cabinet members

some of the tuskegee airmen

some of the tuskegee airmen

the U.S. Air Force has removed training courses featuring the legendary Tuskegee Airmen and the Women Airforce Service Pilots (WASP) from basic training. This decision aligns with the Trump administration's recent executive order halting diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) initiatives. While the historical videos themselves aren't the issue, their association with DEI training led to their removal. wtf are we even doing here?
#racism#full-stupid
leopards ate my face

trouble in paradise, already

worlds richest man and grown ass baby is iced out by ice queen suzie wiles

worlds richest man and grown ass baby is iced out by ice queen suzie wiles

Elon Musk's $250 million contribution to Trump's campaign apparently bought him a one-way ticket to the Eisenhower Executive Office Building. Despite being dubbed the 'real vice-president' by some, Musk's aspirations for a cozy West Wing office were iced by Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, who made it clear that solo acts aren't welcome in Trump's inner circle. Looks like Musk's high-priced bid for political clout fizzled faster than the adoration the American people used to have for him.
#leopards-ate-my-face
anti immigration

homeland security gets a new sheriff, and it's just as terrifying as you'd expect

**Kristi Noem arrives for Trump's inauguration, presumably ready to start 'securing' the homeland—one executive overreach at a time.**

**Kristi Noem arrives for Trump's inauguration, presumably ready to start 'securing' the homeland—one executive overreach at a time.**

In a move that surprises absolutely no one, the Senate has confirmed former South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem as Secretary of Homeland Security. With a vote of 59-34, Noem now gets to bring her exceptionally nuanced views on immigration to the forefront of Trump's second-term agenda. Because nothing says 'secure borders' like appointing someone eager to slap more executive band-aids on a crumbling immigration policy. Noem, who has made it her mission to dismantle the CPB One App and revive the 'Remain in Mexico' policy, joins Trump's rogues' gallery of cabinet members—joining the illustrious company of Marco Rubio and John Ratcliffe. Her enthusiasm for ending birthright citizenship, a constitutional right, apparently didn't deter the Senate. In other words, the dreams of dystopia are alive and well in Trump's America.

Source: npr.org

#anti-immigration#fascism
full stupid

incompetent old man thinks california has massive water spigots they just leave in the off position

people in sacramento river, looking for trumps imaginary faucet I guess

people in sacramento river, looking for trumps imaginary faucet I guess

In his latest display of hydro-logic, President Trump has suggested that California's water woes—and those pesky wildfires—could be solved by simply turning on a "very large faucet" to let millions of gallons flow south. According to Trump, this massive water source is just waiting to be unleashed, if only California would stop prioritizing a certain fish over human needs. Experts, however, are scratching their heads, noting that California's water primarily comes from the Sierra Nevada mountains, not some mythical northern spigot. But why let facts get in the way of a good plumbing analogy? After all, in Trump's world, complex environmental issues can be fixed with a simple twist of the wrist.
#full-stupid
corruption

trump clears the way to commit crimes with impunity

senile old man with ferret on head

senile old man with ferret on head

raising eyebrows and alarm bells, President Trump plans to fire inspectors general across federal agencies, the very people tasked with rooting out corruption, fraud, and abuse. Because, apparently, who needs watchdogs when you can let the fox guard the henhouse? Critics warn this would undermine transparency, reduce oversight, and pave the way for unchecked power. After all, if there’s no one left to investigate misconduct, does it even count as corruption? The administration seems keen to find out.
#corruption
full stupid

people tune out from the clown show

trumps answer when asked "who in here is a rapist piece of shit?"

trumps answer when asked "who in here is a rapist piece of shit?"

Donald Trump's second inauguration drew a mere 24.6 million viewers—making it the least-watched swearing-in since Obama's 2013 ceremony. That's 6 million fewer than his first inauguration and 9 million shy of Biden's 2021 event. Looks like even the 'silent majority' hit the snooze button this time, they're tired of his lame shit too
#full-stupid
imperialism

trump really really wants greenland lmfao what the f*ck

trump trying to figure out if he needs his diaper changed

trump trying to figure out if he needs his diaper changed

President Donald Trump reportedly unleashed a "horrendous" tirade on Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen, demanding the keys to Greenland. When Frederiksen reiterated that the icy island isn't on the market, Trump threatened punitive tariffs against Denmark. Because nothing says diplomacy like a tantrum over not being able to buy the world's largest ice cube.
#imperialism
lawlessness

trump drops criminal charges against doctors who broke laws that he disagrees with

gop is oddly obsessed with childrens genitalia

gop is oddly obsessed with childrens genitalia

"patient confidentiality be damned," the frump administration has decided to drop charges against Dr. Eithan Haim, the Texas physician who took it upon himself to leak the medical records of transgender minors. Apparently, violating federal patient privacy laws is now a non-issue, especially if it aligns with the administration's rapid rollback of LGBTQ rights. Because nothing says "protecting children" like exposing their private health information to the public.
#lawlessness
full stupid

trump sends goons after 11 year old child

Hamline school, where full grown adults came to harass an 11 year old child

Hamline school, where full grown adults came to harass an 11 year old child

Nothing says "free democracy" like sending Secret Service agents to interrogate an 11 year old child student over a TikTok video mocking Donald Trump. The agents were reportedly blocked by Chicago school officials, but the attempt itself raises unsettling questions about abuse of power. Critics argue that this is the kind of heavy-handed behavior you'd expect from a regime, not a republic. When political thin skin leads to law enforcement knocking on kids' doors, it’s hard not to see the creeping shadow of authoritarianism. Welcome to Trump’s America: where even children aren’t safe from overreach.
#full-stupid#lawlessness#fascism
full stupid

we've gone full stupid

some status having a heart attack after hearing donald frump was sworn back in

some status having a heart attack after hearing donald frump was sworn back in

Because solving real issues is overrated, the Trump administration has officially renamed the Gulf of Mexico to the "Gulf of America." Clearly, this is the bold leadership we’ve all been waiting for—rebranding an entire body of water like it’s a failed hotel chain. Critics argue this move is diplomatically tone-deaf, but hey, who needs Mexico when you’ve got marketing genius? Next up: Mount Trumpmore?
#full-stupid
money

when your goal is chaos and you have no idea what you're doing

the home of americas biggest welfare queens

the home of americas biggest welfare queens

In a whirlwind first week, President Donald Trump has swiftly removed or sidelined hundreds of federal employees, including top officials at the National Security Council, Justice Department, U.S. Coast Guard, and Transportation Security Administration. He also plans to dismiss over 1,000 officials appointed by former President Biden. These rapid changes have left many federal workers stunned and anxious about their job security and the future of the U.S. government.
#money#national-security
money

a disaster of an idea: abolish the agency that responds to disasters

fema workers not doing much but still being more useful than donald trump

fema workers not doing much but still being more useful than donald trump

In a recent tour of disaster-affected areas, President Trump suggested that FEMA might be more hindrance than help, proposing its elimination in favor of state-managed disaster responses. He argues that direct funding to states would streamline recovery efforts. However, critics point out that not all states have the resources or infrastructure to handle major disasters independently. But why let details like preparedness and resource allocation get in the way of a good shake-up? I guess that means states like California can keep their disaster money while states like Kentucky are cooked
#money#national-security
lawlessness

harassing pregnant women is ok now

the doj, the new seat of criminal activity in the us

the doj, the new seat of criminal activity in the us

President frump's Justice Department has decided that obstructing access to reproductive health clinics is no longer worth prosecuting—unless, of course, someone brings a battering ram. By limiting enforcement of the FACE Act to only the most "extraordinary circumstances," the administration seems to suggest that blocking clinic entrances is just another form of peaceful protest. Critics argue this shift effectively greenlights harassment of patients and providers, but hey, why let legal protections get in the way of a good old-fashioned clinic blockade?
#lawlessness#pro-life
money

gop says f*ck your medicaid, we have brown people to deport

a building full of geriatric people that get the free healthcare they don't think you deserve

a building full of geriatric people that get the free healthcare they don't think you deserve

Republicans are at it again, proposing to gut Medicaid so they can fund Trump’s immigration crackdowns and extend tax cuts for the wealthy. Because what’s a few hundred thousand low-income Americans losing healthcare when there are rich folks who might need a bigger yacht? The plan also targets non-U.S. citizens, because apparently, the best way to make America great is by making it harder for people to access basic care. Critics warn this could devastate vulnerable communities, but hey, at least the 1% can rest easy knowing their tax breaks are safe. Priorities!
#money#healthcare
lawlessness

Kentucky convicted child predator & January 6th defendant, Andrew Grisby, has been pardoned by Donald Trump.

convicted kid enjoyer andrew grisby

convicted kid enjoyer andrew grisby

title says it all
#lawlessness
pro life

better buy your kid a bulletproof backpack

illiterate moron holds up book too complicated for him to read

illiterate moron holds up book too complicated for him to read

The Trump administration has gutted the federal school safety committee because, clearly, protecting kids from gun violence is just a luxury we can’t afford. Why tackle actual problems when you can save time and money ignoring them instead? Critics are left wondering if “thoughts and prayers” are now the official school safety strategy. After all, what’s a little more chaos in classrooms when there are tax cuts to focus on?
#pro-life
retribution

because potus is basically a vindictive child, frump revokes dr faucis security detail

dr anthony fauci, a distinguished doctor and scientist with decades of public service accolades

dr anthony fauci, a distinguished doctor and scientist with decades of public service accolades

president whiny bitch terminated the government-funded security detail for Dr. Anthony Fauci, the former director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, who has faced threats since leading the nation's COVID-19 response. Trump justified the decision by stating that former officials cannot retain security details indefinitely and suggested that Fauci, having "made a lot of money," could hire private security. This action follows similar revocations for other former officials, including John Bolton and Mike Pompeo, raising concerns about the safety of individuals who have served in high-profile government roles.
#retribution
national security

frump administration dismisses cyber safety review board members

usdhs computers, will likely sit idle now after departments are gutted by an incompetent old man

usdhs computers, will likely sit idle now after departments are gutted by an incompetent old man

the frump administration has terminated all members of the Cyber Safety Review Board (CSRB), a body established to analyze significant cyber incidents and enhance national security. Critics argue that this decision undermines efforts to strengthen the nation's cyber defenses, especially amid escalating cyber threats from state-sponsored actors. The dismissal of the CSRB members has been described as "horribly shortsighted," potentially leaving the country more vulnerable to future cyberattacks. I guess if the mango mussolini doesn't understand it it's just not important.
#national-security
anti immigration

detaining everyone, citizen or not bow to the king

ice officer looking for someone's life to ruin

ice officer looking for someone's life to ruin

In a recent operation, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents conducted a raid in Newark, New Jersey, detaining both undocumented residents and U.S. citizens. Notably, among those detained was a U.S. military veteran whose service documentation was questioned. Thank you for your service, now get the fuck out.
#anti-immigration
money

trump thinks he can bully the fed

fed chair jerome powell

fed chair jerome powell

President Donald Trump announced his intention to "demand that interest rates drop immediately," aiming to stimulate economic growth. While lower interest rates can encourage borrowing and investment, the Federal Reserve, which sets these rates, operates independently to balance economic factors like inflation and employment. Apparently one can just bully the semi-autonomous agency into submission, thanks joe I coulda used a 2% home loan
#money