The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 1019 entries and counting.
money
investing public money in a system rife with fraud what could go wrong
senile old man discusses technology he knows nothing about
President Donald Trump has proposed creating a strategic Bitcoin reserve, aiming to bolster the U.S. position in the global crypto market. While the idea of a digital asset stockpile might sound cutting-edge, investing government funds in such a volatile and unregulated market is fraught with risks. Bitcoin's notorious price swings could lead to significant financial instability, and the lack of centralized oversight makes it susceptible to fraud and cyberattacks. Critics argue that this plan could jeopardize taxpayer money and question the prudence of tying national assets to such an unpredictable currency. Perhaps some ideas are better left in the digital realm.
Source: nbcnews.com
#money#crypto
unconstitutional
trump discovers new constitution hack: executive orders
Trump signs away constitutional rights, one executive order at a time.
In a move that can only be described as a masterclass in constitutional law, President Trump issued an executive order to end birthright citizenship. U.S. District Judge John C. Coughenour, however, just doesn't seem to get it. He temporarily blocked the order, labeling it 'blatantly unconstitutional'—because apparently, there's this thing called the Fourteenth Amendment. Shocking, I know.
Of course, the Justice Department plans to 'vigorously defend' the order, because nothing says dedication to law and order like trying to rewrite the Constitution with a Sharpie. Meanwhile, state attorneys general are lining up like it's Black Friday, all clamoring to sue the administration. With any luck, we can look forward to more 'temporary' blocks on Trump's latest brainstorms.
Source: npr.org
#unconstitutional#anti-immigration#lawlessness
forever grifting
trump's crypto carnival: where ethics go to die
Trump's crypto venture: redefining 'ethical leadership' one meme coin at a time.
In a move that surely screams 'I'm doing this for America', President Trump has plunged into the world of cryptocurrency with a meme coin featuring an image of himself during an assassination attempt—because nothing spells 'great investment' like buying a coin with a picture of a near-tragedy. As if that wasn't enough, he's keeping a cool 800 million of these coins for himself and his cronies. Who needs ethics when there's a potential billion-dollar payday on the line?
Meanwhile, Melania decided to dip her toe in the crypto chaos with her own meme coin, causing Trump coin's value to take a nosedive. Apparently, the crypto world is peeved that their strategy of pumping money into Trump is backfiring as he's cashing in on the meme frenzy himself. A classic case of leopards eating their faces. But sure, let's pretend the real issue here isn't the blatant conflicts of interest as Trump's handpicked SEC pals tailor regulations to suit his meme economy. Because, of course, the rules should be written by someone launching meme coins from the Oval Office.
Meanwhile, Melania decided to dip her toe in the crypto chaos with her own meme coin, causing Trump coin's value to take a nosedive. Apparently, the crypto world is peeved that their strategy of pumping money into Trump is backfiring as he's cashing in on the meme frenzy himself. A classic case of leopards eating their faces. But sure, let's pretend the real issue here isn't the blatant conflicts of interest as Trump's handpicked SEC pals tailor regulations to suit his meme economy. Because, of course, the rules should be written by someone launching meme coins from the Oval Office.
Source: npr.org
#forever-grifting#crypto
pro life
pro life gop does away with body charged with helping to protect civilians
People in Kabul sift through twisted metal and rubble in the aftermath of a U.S. drone strike that killed 10 civilians
In a controversial move, the Trump administration is pushing to abolish the Pentagon's Civilian Protection Center of Excellence, an office dedicated to minimizing civilian casualties in U.S. military operations. Established in 2023 after decades of civilian deaths in conflict zones, the center has provided commanders with critical tools and information to reduce unintended harm. Critics warn that disbanding this office—or defunding it into irrelevance—signals a shift toward more aggressive, less accountable military strategies. Trump’s nominee for defense secretary, Pete Hegseth, has championed "taking the gloves off" in combat, raising concerns about an uptick in civilian casualties under this policy shift. While some argue this change increases operational freedom, others stress that protecting civilians is a moral and strategic imperative.
Source: wapo.st
#pro-life#national-security
healthcare
300lb slob makes awful health choices for the nation
An animal caretaker collects a blood sample from a dairy calf vaccinated against bird flu at the National Animal Disease Center research facility
"What could possibly go wrong?", President Donald Trump has decided to pull the U.S. out of the World Health Organization (WHO). Apparently, ditching the global health body amid concerns over bird flu and other infectious diseases is the new definition of "great timing." Critics argue that this decision leaves the U.S. more vulnerable to pandemics, but hey, covid went so well why not do it again?
Source: latimes.com
#healthcare
not awful
trump to declassify documents on high profile murders mlk/jfk/etc
jfk
ok I'm actually not mad at this, I'm for government transparency.
#not-awful
leopards ate my face
trump f*cks over red states with ev manuever
the art of tanking economies
President Donald Trump's recent executive order revoking federal support for electric vehicles (EVs) has raised concerns about potential job losses in states that have benefited from the EV industry's growth. The rollback includes eliminating tax credits for EV purchases and halting funding for charging infrastructure, measures that have previously spurred investment and employment in manufacturing and related sectors. Ford was just about to open an EV plant here in my current state of Kentucky, but have the day you voted for I guess.
Source: newsweek.com
#leopards-ate-my-face
unconstitutional
judge blocks clearly unconstitutional executive order
trump finding out melania coin is stealing his money
A federal judge blocked trumps blatantly unconstitutional executive order. Who'd a thunk the plain letter of the constitution is just that?
Source: usatoday.com
#unconstitutional
anti immigration
trump declares diversity 'illegal', because why not
Trump's hands at work, redefining 'illegal' one signature at a time.
In the latest chapter of Trump's America, diversity is now officially against the law. The man who never met a problem he couldn't solve with a Sharpie has decided DEI programs are not just unnecessary, they're illegal. Because nothing says 'merit-based opportunity' like stripping away decades of progress with one grandiose swipe of the pen. Federal agencies are now scrambling to unravel the very fabric of inclusion, proving once again that progress is optional and regression is mandatory.
In an effort to show just how much he cares about the American worker, Trump ordered the layoffs of DEIA employees to begin immediately, because sidelining career employees in favor of political loyalists is the real American dream. Meanwhile, the Office of Personnel Management has become the new DEI police, ensuring no coded language or stealth inclusivity survives. Rest easy, America—diversity has been successfully declared enemy number one.
In an effort to show just how much he cares about the American worker, Trump ordered the layoffs of DEIA employees to begin immediately, because sidelining career employees in favor of political loyalists is the real American dream. Meanwhile, the Office of Personnel Management has become the new DEI police, ensuring no coded language or stealth inclusivity survives. Rest easy, America—diversity has been successfully declared enemy number one.
Source: npr.org
#racism#killing-democracy#lawlessness
anti immigration
doj tries to strong arm local authorities into doing their bidding
ice agents on their way to a gay furry party, probably
the Department of Justice under President Trump has issued directives threatening to prosecute state and local officials who resist federal immigration enforcement efforts. This initiative aims to coerce Democratic-led jurisdictions into participating in mass deportations, despite their established sanctuary policies. California Attorney General Rob Bonta has denounced the memo as a "scare tactic" and expressed readiness to challenge it legally. Fascism has made it, baby, ya!
Source: salon.com
#anti-immigration
retribution
trump yanks secret service protection from yet another former trump administration official
the skeleton formerly known as mike pompeo
Donald Trump has withdrawn Secret Service protection for former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. This decision comes despite Pompeo's significant role in the previous administration and the potential security risks associated with his former position. It's almost as if he wants Iran to try to kill one of them (pomeo or bolton) as a pretext for war.
Source: reuters.com
#retribution
perverts
the gop unwilling to subpoena witness because of sexual texts they sent that witness
cassidy hutchinson
House Republicans are reconsidering plans to subpoena former Trump aide Cassidy Hutchinson during their renewed investigation into the January 6 events. The hesitation stems from concerns that such a move could lead to the public disclosure of sexually explicit text messages sent to Hutchinson by certain GOP lawmakers. An aide to House Speaker Mike Johnson cautioned that subpoenaing Hutchinson might expose "sexual texts from members who were trying to engage in sexual favors," potentially leading to significant embarrassment. The GOP are the predators they're always trying to warn us about
Source: newrepublic.com
#perverts
lawlessness
Trumps chilling EO for palestinians
unhappy orange man
Intensifying tensions in the Middle East, President Donald Trump has issued executive orders lifting sanctions on Israeli settlers in the West Bank, a policy reversal from the previous administration. This decision has emboldened radical settler groups, leading to violent raids on Palestinian villages such as al-Funduq and Jinsafut. Nightwatchman Said Bashir recounted the terror as settlers torched vehicles and damaged properties, actions that occurred under the watchful eyes of Israeli soldiers. Critics argue that these policy changes not only undermine the prospects for a two-state solution but also exacerbate the humanitarian crisis in the region. The colonization of Palestinian land and the displacement of indigenous communities have been a recurring theme in the region's history, and the current situation poses a significant challenge to peace efforts.
Source: slate.com
#lawlessness#pro-life
lawlessness
after pardoning violent extremnists that beat up police with baseball bats, trump throws a fit about joe bidens use of pardon power
trump looking like he won a lifetime supply of diet coke
I think the title sums it up pretty well
Source: politico.com
#lawlessness
fascism
pardoning insurrection: a masterclass in political violence tolerance
Trump: Making pardons great again... for insurrectionists
In a shocking turn of events, Trump has pardoned nearly all those convicted in relation to the January 6 insurrection, because nothing says 'law and order' like a get out of jail free card for your most loyal rioters. Historians, those pesky truth-keepers, are sounding alarm bells about the normalization of political violence—but sure, why listen to the experts when you can keep playing the strongman handbook? Ruth Ben-Ghiat, a historian who studies authoritarian regimes, notes that this move is right out of the autocrat playbook, used by none other than Mussolini and Pinochet. In other words, Trump is now doing his best impression of failed fascist leaders. But hey, remember when political violence was just a one-off event? Now it's a regularly scheduled part of American life, just like Thanksgiving, but with less family drama and more threats to democracy.
Source: npr.org
#fascism#lawlessness
lawlessness
trumps doj halts all civil litigation
the doj, the new home of not giving a fuck about crime
The Trump administration’s Justice Department is hitting the brakes on civil rights litigation and police reform agreements. First, the DOJ froze its civil rights division's litigation efforts, effectively sidelining cases designed to combat systemic discrimination . Then, in another bold move, it halted enforcement of police reform agreements, signaling a departure from efforts to hold law enforcement accountable and implement reforms . Critics argue these decisions prioritize politics over justice, leaving vulnerable communities to bear the brunt of regressive policies. Looks like “law and order” only goes one way.
Source: yahoo.com
#lawlessness
lawlessness
trumps pardons cops convicted of killing black man and covering it up
trump looking stupid as always
Continuing in his quest to make America a shithole, President Donald Trump has issued full and unconditional pardons to former Washington, D.C., police lieutenant Andrew Zabavsky and officer Terence Sutton Jr., who were convicted in the 2020 death of 20-year-old Karon Hylton-Brown. The officers had been found guilty of charges including conspiracy and obstruction of justice related to a high-speed chase that resulted in Hylton-Brown's death. Sane-not-psychotic-people that these pardons undermine accountability for law enforcement misconduct and send a troubling message about the consequences of such actions.
Source: fox5dc.com
#lawlessness
pro publica is a national treasure
trumps epa pick would fight captain planet
trumps epa pick
hiring a fox to guard the henhouse, President Trump has nominated David Fotouhi as the Environmental Protection Agency's deputy administrator. Fotouhi, a former lawyer for Gibson Dunn, has a track record of representing companies accused of environmental harm, including challenging the EPA's asbestos ban and defending firms linked to PFAS contamination. Critics argue that his appointment signals a troubling shift in the agency's commitment to environmental protection, as Fotouhi's past clients are the very industries the EPA is supposed to regulate. Why would we want to conserve this planet?
Source: propublica.org
#pro-publica-is-a-national-treasure#healthcare
healthcare
covid superspreader halts virus funding
grampa oompa loompa
In the next saga of "lesson unlearned," President Trump is slashing funding for virus research, including studies aimed at preventing the next pandemic. Apparently, enduring a global health crisis wasn't enough to convince the administration of the importance of scientific preparedness. Critics argue that this short-sighted decision leaves the nation vulnerable to future outbreaks, but hey, why invest in prevention when you can just repeat history? Let's just let viruses run rampant in the most unhealthy population to walk this planet
#healthcare
healthcare
it doesn't exist if we don't count it
MAYBE IF WE JUST COVER OUR EYES IT WONT EXIST
In a not so stunning throwback to the "we're testing too much" days of COVID, Trump has ordered the CDC, FDA, and HHS to pause all public communication unless it’s explicitly approved by the White House. Because nothing builds public trust like gagging health experts during a public health crisis! Critics are calling it a dangerous move that undermines transparency, while supporters… well, probably think science is overrated anyway. Apparently, the strategy here is simple: if the public doesn’t hear about it, the problem magically goes away. Public health by wishful thinking—what could go wrong?
#healthcare