trump takes a chainsaw to science, hits federal courts instead

NWS launches another weather balloon to see if facts can still reach the upper atmosphere without prior approval from a Trump political appointee.
The Trump administration spent the last year trying to turn American science into a partisan loyalty program. They gutted thousands of jobs at NASA, NOAA and other agencies, tried to kneecap elite universities over trumped-up antisemitism crusades, yanked grants that smelled like "DEI" and proposed hacking NIH funding by more than 40%. For dessert, they tried to blow up the entire post–World War II model of federally funded university research by capping "indirect costs" — you know, frivolous luxuries like buildings, electricity and lab equipment.
The plan was simple: starve the research you don’t like, then call it fiscal responsibility. Instead, an alphabet soup of people who can read the Constitution — ACLU, AAAS, APHA, AAU — dragged the administration into court and won key rulings blocking the indirect cost cap and forcing NIH to restart grant reviews it had frozen in its little ideological temper tantrum. Meanwhile, Congress looked at Trump’s slash-and-burn budget and said, absolutely not, keeping funding roughly flat and even giving NIH a modest bump.
Of course, "not as bad as Trump wanted" still means NOAA and NASA lost thousands of employees, NIH leadership got purged, climate reports were quietly buried and the National Weather Service is flying fewer weather balloons because apparently forecasting storms is woke now. The White House, naturally, praised the final bill as "fiscally responsible" while courts and Congress shoveled billions of dollars back into the science it tried to suffocate. American research is "enduring as best it can" — which is Washington-speak for "survived an Elon-and-Donald science policy cosplay session by hiding behind the judiciary."
#anti-science#killing-democracy#lawlessness
maga masculinity: cosplay knights, real bullets

Trump’s America: one man steps forward to shield a stranger; the government’s answer is to prove its manhood with a firing squad and a press release.
On a frozen Minneapolis curb, Alex Pretti did the one thing the Trump-era tough-guy cosplay brigade cannot process: he used his body as a shield instead of a weapon. Federal immigration agents, marinating in the administration’s new theology that empathy is a civilization-ending disease, responded to this radical act of care by killing him. The White House then helpfully suggested that merely bringing a legal gun to a protest proves violent intent, which is a fascinating reinterpretation of the second amendment from people who usually think a fetus should be issued an AR-15 at 12 weeks.
The op-ed sketches the contrast nicely: on one side, Trump’s macho MAGA cult, mainlining medieval LARP aesthetics—QAnon shaman horns, Pete Hegseth’s crusader tattoo sleeve, and a general vibe of "Diet Templar"—while ignoring that actual chivalric codes frowned on profit-seeking, demanded mercy, and treated killing as a last resort. On the other side, Pretti, whose refusal to escalate and whose act of protection denied the administration its dream scenario: a clean excuse to invoke the Insurrection Act and roll out the full repression package, with cable-news B-roll pre-approved.
While Elon Musk and the Christian right declare empathy "toxic" and "sinful", the piece points out what that propaganda campaign is really for: manufacturing a generation of atomized, angry young men who think "manhood" means doing whatever the state’s armored cosplay squad tells them, to whomever the state points at. Pretti’s version of masculinity—anchored in care and risk, not fear and domination—gets you a bullet from Trump’s federal agents. Theirs gets you a tactical vest, a crusader tattoo, and the moral depth of a Reddit thread.
#killing-democracy#fascism
trump’s fed puppet remembers he’s supposed to pretend to be independent

Stephen Miran, bravely stepping down from one Trump job so he can more efficiently serve Trump in the other one that runs the central bank.
Stephen Miran, Trump’s handpicked rate-cut enthusiast, has finally resigned as chair of the White House Council of Economic Advisers so he can keep sitting on the Federal Reserve board without it being quite so obviously a conflict of interest. He’d been on unpaid leave from the CEA while serving on the Fed, a fun little arrangement that made Democrats point out the blindingly obvious: maybe the guy literally on Trump’s economic team shouldn’t also be setting “independent” monetary policy to match Trump’s public demands for cheaper money.
Miran insists lawyers told him it was totally fine to moonlight as both White House adviser and Fed governor for a few months, but now that his Fed stint is extending, he’s honoring his pledge to the Senate to formally quit the CEA. How noble. He’s been pushing for sharply lower interest rates at every Fed meeting since he arrived, which just happens to align perfectly with Trump’s stated litmus test for Fed officials: must love easy money and doing what Donald says.
Meanwhile, the broader backdrop is Trump’s ongoing hostile takeover bid for the Fed. Jerome Powell is under a criminal investigation from Trump’s DOJ over statements about building renovations — which Powell describes as part of a pressure campaign to bring the central bank to heel — and Fed governor Lisa Cook is also under DOJ investigation while she sues to stop Trump from firing her. A majority of the Senate banking committee, including one Republican who still remembers what separation of powers is, calls the Powell probe political intimidation and wants nothing to do with Trump’s new would-be Fed chair, Kevin Warsh. So yes, Miran technically kept his promise to resign one job. The bigger promise Trump is working on is turning an independent central bank into just another branch of the Trump Organization.
#killing-democracy#fascism
pentagon plays whack-a-drone with iran

U.S. forces demonstrate their enduring mastery of turning the Middle East into a live-fire notification setting.
The U.S. military reportedly shot down an Iranian drone, because nothing says "stable world order" like perpetual, barely-explained confrontations in the Middle East. Details are thin, but the basic plot is familiar: a drone gets too close to U.S. forces, the Pentagon flexes, and everyone pretends this is just another routine Tuesday instead of one more step in an endless cycle of tit-for-tat brinkmanship.
Instead of Congress debating war powers or anyone asking whether this low-key air war has an endgame, we get a 1:22 highlight reel and move on to the next crisis. The message from Washington remains clear: the Forever War may be background noise now, but it’s still very much on autoplay.
#imperialism#national-security
the smart, the rich, the pedo-adjacent

Silicon Valley’s finest bravely networking with a registered sex offender, purely in the name of innovation and canapés.
The Department of Justice dropped a fresh batch of Epstein files and, surprise, the "smart, rich, and powerful" of Silicon Valley spent years pretending Google couldn't find the phrase "convicted sex offender." Newly released emails and travel logs show Jeffrey Epstein waltzing back into elite Edge Foundation dinners and events well into the late 2010s, brushing shoulders with Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Larry Page, Sergey Brin, Bill Gates, Evan Williams, and Marissa Mayer. Publicly, these folks were building the future; privately, they were building seating charts where the guy on the sex-offender registry still made the cut.
Most of these soirées came courtesy of John Brockman’s Edge network, a sort of TED Talk with better wine and worse ethics, funded to the tune of at least $638,000 by Epstein — at times his money was basically the whole operation. Guests were told to keep things hush-hush, with emails urging "radio silence" and "no room for anyone else," which is a very normal thing you say about your totally fine, non-creepy science salon. Meanwhile, Musk hopped on X to insist he barely knew the guy and heroically pushed for the Epstein files to be released, while also dismissing the release as "performative" without arrests — a bold stance from someone whose name shows up in the invite list.
All of this, of course, comes after Epstein’s 2008 conviction for procuring underage girls for prostitution, his classification as a "high-risk" sex offender, and wall-to-wall coverage of his crimes and his powerful friends. Yet the same crowd that lectures the world on "ethics in AI" and "disrupting broken systems" had no trouble keeping him in the donor rolodex and dinner rotation. And the DOJ, having once helped engineer his sweetheart deal, is now releasing documents years later like a guilty waiter finally bringing the check. American meritocracy: where being "the smart, the rich, and the powerful" mainly means the rules are optional and the guest list never closes.
#oligarchy#forever-grifting
trump liberates venezuelan oil from the cruel shackles of not being drilled by u.s. companies
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Venezuelan oil fields, now auditioning for the role of 'America’s Next Top Extraction Colony.'
The Trump White House is "working around the clock" — their words — to do the one thing they always manage to execute flawlessly: help oil companies. This time, they’re preparing a general license so more U.S. firms can drill in Venezuela without tripping over those pesky U.S. sanctions that supposedly exist for reasons. Chevron is currently the only American company allowed to pump Venezuelan crude, but Trump’s team is racing to make sure that exclusive club looks more like a donor list.
The administration already handed out a license last week so U.S. firms can trade oil produced in Venezuela, and now they’re going full "open bar" with drilling rights. Industry response so far? Tepid. Even oil executives, a group not famous for their ethical queasiness, are apparently looking at Trump’s Venezuela plan and thinking, "Ehh, this seems a little dicey." So naturally, the White House is doubling down, turning sanctions policy into a loyalty rewards program for companies willing to play in an authoritarian petrostate if it props up Trump’s narrative of "energy dominance" and maybe a few balance sheets back home.
While Congress is busy fighting over DHS enforcement and shutdowns, the administration is quietly converting U.S. foreign policy toward Venezuela into a fossil-fuel side quest: sanctions for show, licenses for friends. Human rights, democracy, climate concerns, regional stability — all neatly filed under "unserious" next to the recycling bin, so long as American drillers get a shot at another heavy-crude playground.
#imperialism#forever-grifting
trump admin discovers new infrastructure plan: don't build it

Artist’s rendering of a functional train tunnel, a fantasy project set in the distant, post-lawsuit future.
The Gateway tunnel — the massive, boring-but-crucial project meant to keep trains running between New York and New Jersey instead of, say, collapsing into the Hudson — is about to run out of cash by the end of the week. So the project leaders are doing what every responsible infrastructure planner dreams of: suing the federal government just to get the money that was supposed to be there in the first place.
The Trump administration is sitting on the funds like a cartoon dragon hoarding taxpayer gold, turning a bipartisan, economically vital rail link into yet another hostage in the endless campaign of political retribution and petty leverage. Forget "infrastructure week" — we’ve arrived at infrastructure lawyer up, where keeping the Northeast Corridor from falling apart requires litigation, not leadership.
#killing-democracy#money
president extremely mad that tv show used his own words

Donald Trump practicing his ‘defamed victim of the media’ face between court appearances and cable hits.
Donald Trump, currently juggling only several dozen legal problems, has decided the real threat to democracy is a BBC Panorama documentary that aired his 6 January 2021 speech in a way he didn’t like. He’s suing the BBC for multi-billion dollar defamation in Florida, because if there’s one thing the author of “find me 11,780 votes” hates, it’s people allegedly misrepresenting his words about elections.
The BBC has asked the Florida court to hit pause on discovery while it moves to get the case tossed, arguing the court doesn’t even have jurisdiction and that Trump hasn’t actually stated a valid claim. Trump’s lawyers responded that this defense is “untenable,” “misplaced,” and “unpersuasive,” which is bold talk from the legal team that keeps speedrunning sanctions hearings across America. They’re insisting discovery should barrel ahead, presumably so they can demand reams of internal BBC documents to send a very normal, very non-authoritarian message to other outlets: report critically on Trump’s role in January 6th, and you too can enjoy years of ruinously expensive litigation.
The BBC has already apologized for an edit but refused to hand over the cash or admit to defamation, and a trial date in 2027 is floated if this circus survives that long. So the president of the United States is now devoting years of federal-adjacent oxygen to trying to drag a foreign public broadcaster into a Florida courtroom over a documentary about his role in an attempted coup. Free press, meet the guy who thinks ‘accountability’ is what you file when a network’s chyron hurts his feelings.
#killing-democracy#fascism
trump floats federal takeover of elections, gop pretends to clutch a constitution

John Thune bravely disagrees with Trump’s election power grab, moments before endorsing the rest of the voter suppression agenda.
Donald Trump went on Dan Bongino’s ragecast to suggest that Republicans should "take over" elections and "nationalize the voting" in at least 15 places, because nothing says "totally not a fascist" like demanding centralized partisan control of how votes are cast and counted. He wrapped it, of course, in his usual fan fiction about having actually won Georgia in 2020 and promised "interesting things" once the FBI finishes looking at Fulton County records — a man under perpetual investigation treating law enforcement like his personal spoiler alert service.
Senate Majority Leader John Thune then emerged from the witness protection program to say he’s "not in favor" of federalizing elections, calling it a "constitutional issue" and praising decentralized systems because they’re harder to hack. Fun twist: this is the same party that’s been screaming for years that those very state-run systems somehow stole the election from Trump while simultaneously insisting they work great, actually. House Speaker Mike Johnson tried to square the circle by saying states should run elections, but blue states are suspicious, and then touted the SAVE Act — a voter-suppression-friendly "solution" to a problem (noncitizens voting) that’s already illegal and vanishingly rare.
Meanwhile, Rep. Sanford Bishop said the quiet part out loud: this is an "attempt to intimidate and to try to take over the electoral system" and yet another sign of the administration’s authoritarian drift. Republicans are effectively arguing: states should control elections unless they elect Democrats, at which point Trump wants Washington Republicans to seize the machinery. It’s less a theory of federalism than a theory of power: the rules are "American elections" right up until they stop producing the right Americans.
#killing-democracy#fascism
trump administration unveils coalie, the black lung death greeter

Donald Trump and Doug Burgum, moments before deciding that what coal really needs isn’t regulation or cleanup funds, but a cursed cartoon hype man.
The Trump administration has apparently decided that if you can’t make coal clean, you can at least make it creepy. Interior secretary Doug Burgum debuted "Coalie," a cartoon lump of coal in yellow mining gear with huge AI-anime eyes, as the new "spokesperson" for Trump’s "American Energy Dominance Agenda." Yes, the Office of Surface Mining Reclamation and Enforcement — the agency that’s supposed to regulate coal mines and clean up their mess — now has a mascot whose job is to sell the very industry it’s meant to police. Regulatory capture, but make it kawaii.
OSMRE’s website features Coalie cheerfully posing with what looks like AI-generated Stepford families, winking from conference tables, and proudly showing off an abandoned coal mine that’s been transformed into a pastoral picnic spot — presumably located just out of frame from the toxic runoff and collapsing mine shafts. Meanwhile, Trump is still insisting on the phrase "clean, beautiful coal" while backing it up with an executive order to revive coal, adding it to a list of "critical" minerals, halting plant closures, and shredding environmental rules that mildly inconvenienced industry donors.
Out in the non-cartoon world, coal remains the dirtiest fossil fuel, a major driver of the climate crisis, and a reliable source of deadly air pollution. Coal miners are still getting black lung while the administration moves to roll back their safety protections and Republicans in Congress prepare to rip $500 million out of the fund that cleans up abandoned mines. Activists like Junior Walk, who actually live with the fallout of mountaintop removal and poisoned communities, describe Coalie as "sick" and haunting — a smiling, AI-generated demon hovering over a real-time mass extinction event. The message from Trump’s Interior Department is clear: we will give you fewer protections, dirtier air, and gutted cleanup funds, but don’t worry — there’s a mascot now.
#anti-science#forever-grifting
homeland insecurity: everyone’s a terrorist now

Ah yes, the deadly threat of people holding signs while cops in body armor bravely defend America from the First Amendment.
The Trump administration’s second-term innovation in law enforcement is finally here: if you film ICE, question ICE, or are standing within 200 feet of ICE when they shoot someone, you’re a "domestic terrorist" now. Homeland security secretary Kristi Noem immediately smeared slain ICU nurse Alex Pretti as a terrorist, then tried to quietly walk it back once people noticed that facts were missing. Renee Nicole Good, also killed by ICE, and survivor Marimar Martinez got the same treatment, because why waste a good smear campaign when you can recycle it.
Out on the streets, agents have skipped straight to the quiet-part-loud stage. One ICE officer in Portland, Maine helpfully informed a legal observer that by recording him, she’d earned a spot in their "nice little database" and is now considered a domestic terrorist. Meanwhile, a growing pattern in courtrooms looks like a fascist Mad Lib: federal agents shove or assault protesters – including a 70-year-old veteran in Chicago – and then the Department of Justice swoops in to charge the victims under Section 111 for "resisting" federal employees. Over a hundred such prosecutions popped up in the back half of 2025 alone.
None of this is happening in a vacuum. Anti-protest bills have been multiplying since Trump first took office in 2017, and continued under Biden, steadily expanding what counts as a "riot" and punishing anyone who has the nerve to slow down a car with their human body. The International Center for Not-for-Profit Law has been tracking this slow-motion bonfire of the First Amendment, noting that lawmakers reliably panic-legislate whenever people actually use their right to assemble—especially after George Floyd’s murder. Now, with Trump back and DHS openly branding dissenters as terrorists, the long American tradition of criminalizing protest has finally found its perfect customer-service rep.
#killing-democracy#fascism
trump’s big beautiful plan to cut your energy bill (by raising it)

Trump gestures toward an imaginary 50% bill cut while Americans stare at their utility statements like it’s a ransom note from their gas company.
Donald Trump promised to cut energy prices by 50%, and in a stunning triumph for alternative math, electricity is up 6.7% and natural gas 10.8% over the past year. This wasn’t a surprise plot twist; it was the script. The administration declared a "national energy emergency" that somehow translated into prioritizing fossil fuel producers over actual human beings, expanding liquefied natural gas exports so your home heating bill can ride the same rollercoaster as geopolitics, freezing cheap offshore wind, and propping up expensive coal plants like they’re Civil War reenactors with a lobbyist.
Just to really drive home who matters and who doesn’t, Trump’s team tried to slash the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program and the Weatherization Assistance Program — the two main federal tools that keep poor and working-class families from literally freezing. Congress, in a rare moment of "maybe let’s not create Dickensian winter death scenes," blocked the cuts, which is the only reason millions of people aren’t already in the dark. Meanwhile, energy-efficiency tax credits that actually lower bills? The administration backed killing those too, because if there’s one thing this White House hates, it’s cheap, boring competence.
The results are exactly what you’d expect when policy is written by oil executives cosplaying as patriots. Home heating costs are projected to jump 9.2% this winter — over three times the inflation rate — and utility arrears have exploded from $15.4bn in 2021 to an estimated $23bn in 2025, heading toward $28bn. Nearly one in four households now says their energy bills are unaffordable, but don’t worry, the LNG export terminals are doing great. Energy burdens are soaring for low-income households while the richest barely notice, which is a weird coincidence for an administration that keeps insisting it’s all about "forgotten Americans" while carefully remembering every fossil-fuel donor.
And the punchline? The fixes are boring and obvious: efficiency, weatherization, renewables, and targeted bill assistance — all the stuff this White House either tried to gut or kneecap. States and countries that embraced those tools have lower costs and more stable prices, which is precisely why Trump’s crew wants nothing to do with them. You can’t build a culture war around attic insulation and heat pumps, but you can build a donor list around LNG exports and zombie coal plants. Lower bills were never the point; the point was to turn your utility payment into a recurring contribution to the fossil fuel industry’s reelection fund.
#forever-grifting#money
democrats discover they actually own some levers of power

Democratic leaders stare at a stack of unused constitutional tools like it’s an IKEA manual written in Latin while Trump’s police-state fantasy gets fast-tracked by the Supreme Court’s shadow docket.
Democrats, we are told, are sitting on a dusty, 19th‑century constitutional flamethrower while Trump builds a police-state ICE apparatus and the Supreme Court’s conservative bloc cosplays as “neutral umpires” on the shadow docket. Sidney Blumenthal politely reminds Team Blue that state legislatures can pass formal instructions and resolutions to put members of Congress and local Republicans on record about Trump’s authoritarian immigration crackdown and his open hostility to free and fair elections. You know, actual structural pressure instead of another fundraising email about “democracy on the ballot.”
Instead of just watching as Trump’s DOJ and ICE run wild and the Court quietly rubber‑stamps his power grabs in unsigned midnight orders, Democratic trifecta states could hold hearings, drag witnesses into the spotlight, force Republicans to vote on whether they’re cool with a budding police state, and then march those resolutions straight to Washington. The numbers are not small: hundreds of GOP state legislators and dozens of House members in blue or mixed states could be squeezed between the frothing MAGA base and a general electorate that’s increasingly horrified by Trump’s tactics.
The article even walks through Pennsylvania, where Josh Shapiro is popular, the GOP holds the state senate by a thread, and several swing House seats depend on Hispanic voters who have turned sharply against Trump’s ICE cosplay. In other words, there is a blueprint for using state power to resist an administration that treats the Constitution like a nondisclosure agreement. Whether Democrats choose to wield it or just workshop another “Democracy Dies If You Don’t Donate $7” subject line is, tragically, still an open question.
#killing-democracy#fascism
trump hits his deportation quota by deporting the wrong people

Man walks back into ICE office after U.S. government realizes it deported him illegally and decides to speedrun a do-over.
The second Trump administration is so committed to efficiency that it’s now deporting people judges explicitly said not to deport, then acting shocked when courts notice. Kilmar Abrego Garcia went from working in Maryland to being dumped in a notorious El Salvador mega-prison in about a week — a pace that would be impressive if it weren’t also flatly illegal, as a government lawyer helpfully admitted in court.
Lawyers thought Kilmar’s case might be a horrifying one-off. Adorable. Instead, it turns out he was just the promotional poster for a whole line of wrongful deportations, as judges in Maryland and New York have ordered ICE to drag multiple people back from the same hellhole prison after removals that violated standing court orders. When your deportation program keeps getting reversed because you literally ignored judges, that’s not “strong borders”; that’s “we don’t read the rulings.”
Driving all this is Trump’s magic number: one million deportations a year, with daily quotas pushing agents to ship people out within days — sometimes to their home countries, sometimes to random “third countries” willing to take America’s human paperwork errors. As policy experts note, the system is moving so fast that different parts of the government aren’t even talking to each other. The good news for the White House is that if you treat due process like a speed bump, your stats look fantastic. The bad news is that the Constitution is not supposed to be optional, and neither are those pesky court orders.
#anti-immigration#lawlessness#killing-democracy
trump discovers a $13 trillion piggy bank, calls it 'taxpayer relief'

Fannie Mae’s old headquarters, now doubling as a buffet line where Trump donors can pile their plates high with taxpayer-backed mortgage profits.
Trump’s second-term brain trust has found a fresh way to "help" the American people: carve up Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac — the government-controlled mortgage giants that support about 70% of U.S. home loans — and see how much "value" they can extract. Federal Housing Finance Agency Director Bill Pulte, a Trump ally with big donor ties, is out front promising this is all for "U.S. taxpayers," which is Washington code for: the donors are about to eat first.
For the last 17 years, Fannie and Freddie have been in federal conservatorship after the 2008 crash, reliably stabilizing the $13 trillion housing finance system and keeping mortgage rates lower. Every administration since has looked at unwinding them, seen the giant radioactive risk ball labeled "could crash the housing market again," and backed away. The Trump crew’s reaction? Perfect time to partially privatize, strip out government control, and let politically connected investors cash in on assets taxpayers already saved and effectively own.
Economists are politely screaming that this could jack up mortgage costs, destabilize markets, and ultimately shove more risk back onto taxpayers while the upside flows to a handful of Trump-world shareholders. Even MIT’s Simon Johnson describes the administration’s proposals as "complete confusion" — which, to be fair, is the closest thing this White House has to a governing philosophy. But as long as big donors get their slice of Fannie and Freddie, who cares if millions of Americans get priced out of homeownership? The free market must be fed.
#forever-grifting#corruption#money
trump demands $1bn from harvard for the crime of not obeying trump

Harvard University, moments before being rebranded as Trump National Patriotic Real University & Casino.
Trump has decided that the appropriate way to handle campus antisemitism concerns is not, say, funding education or security, but shaking down Harvard University for $1 billion in "damages" because it won’t let the federal government run its curriculum like a MAGA school board. After the New York Times reported that the administration had backed off an earlier $200m settlement demand, Trump hopped on Truth Social to declare that, actually, they now want five times more and "nothing further to do" with Harvard. Apart from the part where he keeps trying to control it, obviously.
This comes after his administration already tried to cancel $2.2bn in research grants, threatened $9bn in federal funding, demanded the end of DEI programs, ordered the snitching of international students, and even moved to block Harvard from enrolling foreign students altogether. A federal judge has already ruled that one of those little tantrums was unlawful, which naturally prompted the White House to appeal and then escalate the ransom note from $500m to $1bn. Harvard, for its part, is suing to stop the administration from "gain[ing] control of academic decision-making"—a phrase that, in healthier democracies, would be a red flag, not official policy.
So the sitting president is now openly treating a private university like a hostile takeover target, using the federal government as his litigation department and research budgets as the crowbar. But sure, tell us more about how this is all about protecting Jewish students and not about turning higher education into a loyalty test for Alan Dershowitz and Turning Point USA.
#killing-democracy
trump sends an armada, discovers you can’t bomb a country into being fine

US Navy F/A-18E Super Hornet launches off the USS Abraham Lincoln, bravely defending America from the grave threat of not starting another Middle East war.
Donald Trump has parked an "
armada" off Iran’s doorstep, because nothing says
responsible governance like handing a man who rage-tweets at TV segments control of carrier strike groups. The USS Abraham Lincoln, guided-missile destroyers, bombers, and missile defenses are now the backdrop for a choose-your-own-disaster adventure in which Tehran’s options are: 1) accept a US-imposed deal that bails out its own corrupt regime, 2) get hit with "controlled" US strikes that somehow won’t spiral into region-wide chaos (sure), or 3) implode into Libya/Syria-style collapse while the White House pretends it’s all part of a freedom plan.
Internally, Iran is a wreck: years of corruption, economic collapse, and the brutal crushing of the 2022 "Woman, Life, Freedom" uprising have left a regime that’s still killing thousands but no longer scaring people into staying home. Externally, Israel has turned the long-running shadow war into a very loud, very kinetic one, systematically dismantling Iran’s regional network and nudging Tehran straight into Uncle Don’s crosshairs. The same US president who blew up the 2015 nuclear deal and had Qassem Suleimani killed is now back for a sequel, this time selling the fantasy that a bit more pressure, a few more bombs, and some sanctions magic will produce "regime transformation" instead of the usual endless rubble and refugees.
For the Iranian people, every path is terrible; for Trump, every path is a campaign ad. A coerced deal lets him pose as the great dealmaker saving the world from nukes while propping up a weakened theocracy. A "limited" war lets him cosplay wartime leader without ever explaining to Congress what the strategy is or what happens if it all goes sideways. And a chaotic collapse? That’s just another chance to scream about refugees on Fox and demand more emergency powers at home.
The only thing actually being stabilized here is the American imperial ego, and it’s getting more dangerous every time a president learns he can freelance foreign wars with nothing more than a press conference and some flag-draped B-roll.
#imperialism#killing-democracy
dni tulsi auditions to be trump’s election cop

DNI Tulsi Gabbard, seen here workshopping new ways to merge U.S. intelligence, local election offices, and presidential ego into one seamless constitutional migraine.
Tulsi Gabbard, now somehow the director of national intelligence in this timeline, decided that the best use of the nation’s top spy chief was to physically hover around an FBI search of a Fulton County election hub looking at 2020 records. She then helpfully dialed up Donald Trump so he could personally chat with the agents doing the search, which we’re told was just so he could say thank you, like a totally normal president who definitely hasn’t been ranting about “getting into the votes.” Absolutely no pressure on law enforcement there at all.
Gabbard insists this was all “well within” her authority, because when the law says the DNI can lead counterintelligence on election security, it obviously means “show up at local election raids and act as the president’s concierge.” She also refused to brief Congress beforehand, claiming she didn’t want to “irresponsibly share incomplete assessments,” which is a poetic way of saying: oversight is for suckers. Meanwhile, DOJ’s Todd Blanche is on TV trying to explain that she “wasn’t at the search, just in the area,” and that she’s not part of the investigation, except that Trump wants her on the team investigating election integrity.
National security experts are pointing out that the DNI is legally barred from domestic law enforcement and that this sort of stunt is “highly unusual”, which is Washington code for “what the hell are you doing.” Fulton County is now planning to sue the Trump administration, because of course it is. So we’ve got the intelligence chief at a local election raid, the president calling agents on scene, a legal justification written in crayon by ODNI’s own lawyers, and a case about old 2020 ballots that Trump keeps publicly hyping. America’s elections are safe and secure — just as long as they survive the federal government’s attempts to ‘protect’ them.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness#forever-grifting
project vault: now with 30% more billionaire

Trump, a mining billionaire, and GM’s CEO gather in the Oval Office to bravely protect America from the grave threat of insufficient subsidies for mining billionaires and GM’s CEO.
Trump has unveiled "Project Vault," a nearly $12bn critical minerals reserve that totally just happens to be announced while he’s flanked by mining billionaire Robert Friedland and GM CEO Mary Barra in the Oval Office. It’s modeled after the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, except this time the commodity is rare earths, and the vibe is more "state-directed industrial policy meets donor wish list." The money: a $10bn, 15-year government-backed loan from the Export-Import Bank plus $1.67bn in private capital, because nothing says "free market" like a federally underwritten minerals hoard.
Rather than, say, building out public capacity or strong environmental and labor standards, the US is "securing" supply chains by shoveling support at companies it already owns stakes in, like MP Materials, Vulcan Elements, and USA Rare Earth. China’s dominance over rare earth mining and processing is the official villain here, but somehow the solution keeps circling back to: more subsidies, more corporate stakes, and more leverage for the same set of politically connected firms. National security, but make it a portfolio.
The rollout is being treated like a geopolitical fashion show: Marco Rubio, now secretary of state, will host a ministerial on critical minerals, while Vice-President JD Vance delivers a keynote address to a room full of European, African, and Asian officials eager to sign bilateral agreements. The State Department promises "momentum for collaboration," which is a poetic way of saying "we’re building a global supply chain so our defense contractors and auto giants don’t have to worry about Chinese export controls again." Strategic resilience for them, long-term public risk for everyone else.
#forever-grifting#oligarchy
judge explains haitians are doctors and engineers, not trump’s racist fan fiction

Kristi Noem, Homeland Security Secretary and part-time phrenologist, explaining that a neuroscientist and a registered nurse are actually "leeches" while a federal judge quietly reacquaints her with the concept of equal protection.
The Trump administration’s latest attempt at mass human disposal hit a small snag called "the law" after Judge Ana Reyes blocked Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem from yanking Temporary Protected Status from up to 350,000 Haitians. Noem had apparently decided that people fleeing a collapsed state wracked by gangs and displacement were actually "killers, leeches, or entitlement junkies" – a description that, awkwardly, turned out to fit the administration’s moral compass better than the plaintiffs.
Reyes, in an 83-page opinion that sounded a lot like "have you people met the Constitution?", pointed out that the Haitian TPS holders in front of her were not Noem’s cartoon villains, but a neuroscientist researching Alzheimer’s, a software engineer at a national bank, a toxicology lab assistant, a college economics major, and a full-time registered nurse. She also noted it was "substantially likely" that Noem’s decision was preordained by "hostility to nonwhite immigrants" – legalese for "this was a racist stunt in search of a justification."
For now, the termination is "null, void, and of no legal effect," which is also a solid working description of this administration’s moral authority. Meanwhile, the same crew has been busy canceling protections for about 600,000 Venezuelans, 60,000 people from Honduras, Nicaragua, and Nepal, more than 160,000 Ukrainians, and thousands from Afghanistan and Cameroon – all while insisting this is about "security" and not a mass deportation fantasy dreamed up by people who think the Statue of Liberty should carry an AR-15 and a homeowner’s association rulebook.
Attorneys for the Haitian TPS holders warned that if Noem’s termination stands, "people will almost certainly die" – from killing, disease, or starvation. The administration’s position, boiled down, is that this is an acceptable outcome so long as Fox & Friends gets a good segment out of it. The judiciary, for the moment, disagrees. Enjoy the stay of execution while it lasts.
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