The Trump Presidency Timeline

Trump’s war on federal workers is built on a lie. The White House keeps pushing the debunked claim that only 6% of federal employees work in person full-time—despite overwhelming evidence proving it false. The statistic originated from a completely unscientific survey, yet it’s been parroted by Trump, Elon Musk, and top GOP officials as justification for gutting the federal workforce. Even after fact-checkers torched the claim, the administration doubled down, weaving it into its mass firings and office closures. The reality? More than half of federal employees are required to work in person daily, and remote work averages just 10%. But in Trump’s post-truth world, the facts don’t matter—only the destruction of government does.

Trump slashes USAID, putting 1,600 workers out of a job while sidelining nearly everyone else. The administration's latest move to gut the federal workforce places almost all remaining USAID employees on indefinite leave, effectively shutting down global aid programs overnight. The few exempt workers were blindsided, with one official managing food programs in three countries learning he was axed despite overseeing ‘mission-critical’ work. The cuts come as Elon Musk—Trump’s budget-slashing enforcer—brags about feeding the agency ‘into the wood chipper.’ Critics call it an unconstitutional attempt to dismantle USAID without congressional approval. Global aid isn’t just being cut—it’s being erased.

Trump’s purge of federal workers is putting public health on the chopping block. Hundreds of experts tackling life-or-death issues—maternal mortality, child tobacco use, and organ transplant failures—were fired in the administration’s latest gutting of the federal workforce. Scientists at the FDA’s Center for Tobacco Products, which is funded by industry fees rather than taxpayers, were let go, slowing efforts to keep nicotine-laced candy-flavored vapes out of kids' hands. A new CMS program to address America’s abysmal maternal death rate lost nearly half its team just weeks after launch. Organ transplant reform efforts, meant to prevent lifesaving organs from being lost in transit, are now indefinitely stalled. The administration claims it’s cutting ‘non-mission critical’ employees, but these firings tell a different story: it’s not about efficiency—it’s about sabotage.

Musk’s federal workforce purge just got even more absurd. Federal employees received an email Saturday demanding they justify their jobs in five bullet points—or else. Musk, taking cues from Trump’s call to “get more aggressive,” warned that failure to respond would be considered a resignation. The demand, blasted as illegal and “arson on a public asset,” has thrown agencies into chaos, with FBI Director Kash Patel instructing employees not to reply while unions vow to fight unlawful firings. Meanwhile, some federal workers are comparing the move to “burning down a house and then asking what chores you did this week.” Government by vibes and threats continues.

Wall Street isn’t buying Trump’s economic ‘WINNING!’ U.S. stocks tanked Friday as businesses and consumers alike brace for the economic fallout of Trump and Musk’s chaotic policies. The S&P 500 saw its worst day in two months, business activity slumped to a 17-month low, and consumer inflation expectations spiked thanks to looming tariffs. Meanwhile, mortgage rates and home prices are keeping buyers away, and companies are openly worried about the instability coming out of Washington. But don’t worry—Trump’s got it all under control, just like last time. What could possibly go wrong?

Trump’s Social Security pick was under investigation—so he got promoted instead. Leland Dudek, a low-level data analyst suspected of improperly sharing sensitive Social Security info with Musk’s budget-cutting hit squad, was being investigated for possible privacy and tax law violations. Then, in a move straight out of a dystopian satire, Trump elevated him to acting commissioner, forcing out senior officials in the process. Now, Dudek is slashing research, fast-tracking DOGE operatives, and even floating the idea of outsourcing Social Security operations—because nothing says 'protecting American seniors' like handing their personal data to private companies. The grift isn’t even subtle anymore.

Trump swore Social Security was off-limits—so why is Musk’s team shutting down offices? The Department of Government Efficiency has arrived at the Social Security Administration, already slashing jobs and closing at least 10 local offices, making it harder for vulnerable Americans to access benefits. Musk, meanwhile, is ranting about 150-year-old 'vampires' receiving Social Security, while his hand-picked operatives push a ‘cut-first, fix-later’ agenda. The administration’s quiet assault on the program is disproportionately hitting the elderly, disabled, and children who rely on these services. Turns out ‘protecting Social Security’ meant protecting it from the people who need it most.

The administration’s purge of the ‘deep state’ has reached the CIA. A wave of firings and resignations is rocking the intelligence agency, with senior officials being ousted in what looks like a political loyalty test. This follows the broader shake-up across national security agencies, as Trump’s inner circle tightens its grip on intelligence operations. Critics warn that gutting experienced leadership could cripple the agency’s ability to respond to threats, but hey, who needs spies when you have sycophants? It’s not about national security—it’s about control.

The administration’s purge of the ‘deep state’ has reached the CIA. A wave of firings and resignations is rocking the intelligence agency, with senior officials being ousted in what looks like a political loyalty test. This follows the broader shake-up across national security agencies, as Trump’s inner circle tightens its grip on intelligence operations. Critics warn that gutting experienced leadership could cripple the agency’s ability to respond to threats, but hey, who needs spies when you have sycophants? It’s not about national security—it’s about control.

The administration’s purge of the ‘deep state’ has reached the CIA. A wave of firings and resignations is rocking the intelligence agency, with senior officials being ousted in what looks like a political loyalty test. This follows the broader shake-up across national security agencies, as Trump’s inner circle tightens its grip on intelligence operations. Critics warn that gutting experienced leadership could cripple the agency’s ability to respond to threats, but hey, who needs spies when you have sycophants? It’s not about national security—it’s about control.

Fresh off his Trump pardon, Enrique Tarrio wasted no time getting arrested again. The former Proud Boys leader was taken into custody for assault after smacking a counter-protester’s phone and arm—because nothing says “peaceful political activism” like immediately resorting to violence. Tarrio and fellow insurrectionists had just finished a press conference where they announced a $150 million lawsuit against the DOJ for daring to prosecute them for their failed coup attempt. Meanwhile, Trump’s Justice Department is purging prosecutors and FBI agents who worked on Jan. 6 cases, ensuring that the next batch of ‘foot soldiers’ faces even less resistance. It’s not a justice system—it’s a loyalty test.

The Trump administration’s war on federal workers hit a snag—people actually fought back. After public outrage over mass firings at the National Park Service, the administration has reversed course on plans to eliminate thousands of seasonal workers. The abrupt about-face comes after a coordinated media blitz from outdoor enthusiasts, park rangers, and angry Americans who actually like their public lands. But the damage isn’t fully undone—about 1,000 full-time employees were still axed as part of Trump and Musk’s purge of career federal workers. Meanwhile, fired Yosemite maintenance worker Olek Chmura went viral after calling out the absurdity of targeting low-wage park employees as “government waste.” Apparently, scraping toilets in a national park is too much for the federal budget, but tax cuts for billionaires? No problem.

Texas abortion bans are killing women—exactly as predicted. A new ProPublica analysis shows that since Texas criminalized abortion, life-threatening sepsis cases for miscarrying patients have surged more than 50%. The state’s laws have created dangerous delays in care, forcing doctors to wait until fetal heartbeats stop or complications become life-threatening before acting. The result? Pregnant women suffering preventable organ failure, permanent injuries, and death. Meanwhile, Texas officials refuse to even study the spike in maternal deaths, with the state’s mortality review board skipping over 2022 and 2023 data entirely. Because nothing says 'pro-life' like ignoring the bodies piling up.

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency is making sure Tesla’s regulators are... less efficient. DOGE is slashing nearly half of the small team overseeing autonomous vehicle safety at NHTSA, conveniently ahead of Tesla’s planned robotaxi launch. The agency has multiple ongoing investigations into Tesla’s Autopilot and Full Self-Driving systems, but now there will be even fewer watchdogs to keep Musk’s self-driving empire in check. The cuts are part of a broader 10% purge at NHTSA, eliminating staff responsible for crash testing and safety grants. Nothing suspicious about gutting the regulators right before rolling out a controversial product, right?

The FBI is now under new management—MAGA management. The Senate narrowly confirmed Kash Patel as FBI director, installing a Trump loyalist with a history of attacking the bureau and pushing right-wing conspiracy theories. Patel, a former Trump aide with zero experience leading a law enforcement agency, now commands 30,000 employees and has sweeping surveillance powers. His confirmation was the tightest in FBI history, with even a couple of Republicans breaking ranks over concerns that Patel might—just maybe—politicize the bureau. Meanwhile, AG Pam Bondi is already hyping him up, warning “they better look out,” without specifying who “they” are. Subtle.