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killing democracy

tucker carlson discovers regrets, many years after the refund period

Tucker Carlson, pictured here in the wild, attempting to evolve from propaganda goldfish to thoughtful statesman long after the tank has been drained.

Tucker Carlson, pictured here in the wild, attempting to evolve from propaganda goldfish to thoughtful statesman long after the tank has been drained.

Tucker Carlson, longtime Trump hype man and professional white grievance sommelier, is now reportedly remorseful about supporting the guy he spent years selling as a cross between George Washington and a Facebook uncle with Wi-Fi. NPR chats with Jason Zengerle, who literally wrote the book on Carlson, about Tucker's sudden, dramatic break from Trump — the political equivalent of the arsonist standing in front of the burning building and saying, "Boy, someone really should have done something."

The timing is, of course, impeccable: after years of amplifying lies, laundering authoritarian talking points, and cashing checks off the back of Trumpism, Carlson is now trying on the who, me? persona. It's a classic MAGA ecosystem move: spend a decade helping set democracy on fire, then pivot to "deeply concerned" commentator once the flames get uncomfortably close to your own reputation. Whether this is soul-searching or just brand maintenance, the damage was done long ago — and the people who believed him don't get a remorse tour.

Source: npr.org

#killing-democracy#forever-grifting
forever grifting

the house always wins when the house is trump

Donald Trump admiring the Taj Mahal casino, a monument to his lifelong belief that the best way to manage risk is to let everyone else pick up the tab when it crashes.

Donald Trump admiring the Taj Mahal casino, a monument to his lifelong belief that the best way to manage risk is to let everyone else pick up the tab when it crashes.

Donald Trump has discovered a deep moral objection to gambling and prediction markets — right around the time his own media company is gearing up to launch prediction markets on Truth Social through an exclusive deal with Crypto.com. He solemnly informs reporters that the world has become "somewhat of a casino" and that he was "never much in favor" of it, which is a bold claim from the guy whose business model for decades was literally owning casinos until they exploded into bankruptcy.

While Trump tut-tuts about people placing lucrative bets on things like an Iran war, his administration is quietly doing everything it can to juice the online betting sector. They killed a Biden-era effort to rein in Polymarket, and now the Justice Department and the CFTC are suing three states — Connecticut, Arizona, and Illinois — for daring to regulate prediction markets themselves. Washington’s position: only the feds get to protect the public from unregulated gambling, by making sure it stays conveniently under the watchful eye of a federal agency led by Trump appointees while the president’s family is financially wired into the industry.

The White House insists that Trump has "no involvement" in any business deals that might touch his constitutional responsibilities, and that he’s acting in an "ethically sound" manner — which is why his majority stake in Trump Media now sits in a nice, cozy revocable trust run by Donald Trump Jr. Junior, for his part, just happens to be an investor in Polymarket and a strategic adviser to its top competitor Kalshi, but we are told he "does not interface" with the federal government and has "no influence" on policy. The fact that the administration is bulldozing state regulators to protect prediction markets is, we’re assured, a cosmic coincidence.

To complete the morality play, Trump compared a U.S. special forces soldier allegedly using insider knowledge of a Venezuelan raid to win $400,000 on Polymarket to Pete Rose betting on his own team — and hinted he’d "look into it" because betting on yourself is apparently fine. Between the president’s nostalgia for his casino days, his son’s prediction-market side hustle, and the federal government suing states that try to regulate the whole mess, the Trump era has finally achieved perfect thematic clarity: America is the casino, the house is the Trump family, and the rest of us are just here to provide liquidity.

#forever-grifting#corruption
anti immigration

trump’s ice discovers due process, immediately objects

Artist’s rendering of American justice under Trump: a family detention center, an ankle monitor, and DHS calling everyone who disagrees an ‘activist’ helping terrorists.

Artist’s rendering of American justice under Trump: a family detention center, an ankle monitor, and DHS calling everyone who disagrees an ‘activist’ helping terrorists.

A woman and her five children spent more than 10 months in Trump’s shiny second-term family prison system because her ex-husband allegedly firebombed a rally in Colorado. She condemned the attack, divorced the guy, and still wound up in a cage in Dilley, Texas — because under Trump immigration policy, marriage is apparently a strict-liability offense. Their crime was not having advance knowledge of what the government still can’t prove they knew, but sure, lock the kids up anyway.

US district judge Fred Biery finally ordered the family released, at which point the Department of Homeland Security had a full meltdown, denouncing him as an “activist judge” who was “releasing this terrorist’s family onto American streets”. The woman and her 18-year-old now get to wear ankle monitors as a consolation prize for surviving months in a notorious detention camp where, the legal team says, their health cratered, depression spread through all five kids, and the mother ended up in the ER with fluid around her heart. DHS, of course, insists they received excellent medical care and due process, which is an interesting way to describe indefinite detention of people you haven’t charged with a crime.

So the longest family detention of Trump’s second term ends not with an apology, accountability, or reform, but with a grudging release, ankle shackles, and the government loudly smearing a traumatized family as terrorist-adjacent for the crime of existing. The message from Trump’s immigration machine remains clear: if someone you once loved does something horrific, the state reserves the right to disappear you and your children into a desert detention center and dare a federal judge to stop them.

#anti-immigration#lawlessness#killing-democracy
killing democracy

trump discovers he cannot personally delete asylum law

Trump gazes at the southern border, wondering why screaming "invasion" doesn’t automatically overwrite the U.S. Code.

Trump gazes at the southern border, wondering why screaming "invasion" doesn’t automatically overwrite the U.S. Code.

Donald Trump, constitutional scholar of Fox News University, has once again discovered that the president of the United States is not, in fact, a one-man immigration code. A three-judge panel on the DC circuit just blocked his executive order that tried to shut down asylum access at the southern border because he declared an "invasion" on inauguration day and decided, personally, that the law no longer applied until he felt better about it.

The court helpfully reminded him that the Immigration and Nationality Act gives people the right to apply for asylum and that the president does not get to create "procedures of his own making" or erase mandatory protections against torture and persecution. Even Trump-appointed Judge Justin Walker could only manage a partial dissent, agreeing that, no, the commander-in-chief cannot just deport people to be persecuted or strip away the basic process that prevents that. Baby steps.

The White House response was to scream "liberal judges" and accuse the courts of being political, which is an interesting charge from an administration that calls everything an invasion and then claims sweeping powers to override statutes because they saw a scary segment on cable news. Press secretary Karoline Leavitt insisted Trump was acting "completely within his powers" and that judges should be thanking him for stopping a supposed "scam" that let "tens of millions" fraudulently claim asylum, a number that—fun fact—does not exist outside the Mar-a-Lago math department.

The administration now threatens to run to the supreme court, because when your entire immigration agenda is built on pretending Congress never passed any laws, you might as well see how far the courts will let you push the fantasy. For now, though, the ruling delays Trump's latest attempt to convert asylum law into a vibes-based deportation machine.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#lawlessness
fascism

maga justice department brings back the firing squad, because of course it does

The Trump Justice Department, bravely innovating by reinventing 19th-century execution methods while calling it modernization.

The Trump Justice Department, bravely innovating by reinventing 19th-century execution methods while calling it modernization.

The Trump Justice Department has decided the real problem with the federal death penalty is that it just wasn’t festive enough, so they’re bringing back firing squads and dusting off the same lethal injection protocol that made Trump’s first-term execution spree such a humanitarian triumph. Acting AG Todd Blanche — yes, Trump’s personal defense lawyer turned America’s top law enforcement official, what could go wrong — has already greenlit seeking death sentences for nine people, with 44 in the pipeline, because nothing says “law and order” like a state-sanctioned bullet team. Not content with just rebooting the killing machinery, DOJ is also "streamlining" internal processes to speed up executions, planning to let states short-circuit federal habeas review, and even moving to ban capital inmates from submitting clemency petitions. Appeals? Clemency? Due process? Sounds suspiciously like rights, and this administration has been very clear on how it feels about those. All this is happening while public support for the death penalty keeps dropping, but elected officials are apparently still convinced that lining people up in front of a wall is a solid 2026 campaign strategy. Federal executions had been on hold since 2021 under a Biden-era moratorium, but Trump already signed an execution order last year instructing DOJ to make sure states have enough lethal drugs on hand, like he’s restocking a particularly grim Costco. Now the department proudly announces it has been working to "reverse" those pesky prior efforts to scrutinize the death penalty. The message is unmistakable: in Trump’s America, the government can’t manage basic healthcare or disaster relief, but it will move heaven and earth to make sure the one thing that runs on time is the firing squad.

Source: theguardian.com

#fascism#killing-democracy
killing democracy

trump doj discovers citizenship comes with a return policy

Lady Liberty, updated for the Trump era, holding a flaming "CANCELLED" stamp instead of a torch.

Lady Liberty, updated for the Trump era, holding a flaming "CANCELLED" stamp instead of a torch.

The Trump administration has decided that citizenship is less a solemn, stable legal status and more a Costco membership you can revoke if you don’t like someone’s accent. DOJ officials say they’re targeting at least 300 foreign-born Americans for possible denaturalization, and USCIS has been told to trawl through files nationwide to cough up 100–200 potential victims per month, like it’s running a loyalty program for fascism. Federal prosecutors in field offices are now moonlighting as citizenship bounty hunters.

Publicly, DOJ insists this is all about “criminal aliens defrauding the naturalization process” and brags it’s pursuing the highest volume of denaturalization referrals in history under President Trump and Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. Historically, denaturalization was rare and reserved for people who hid serious crimes or human rights abuses. Now the shopping list includes everyone from alleged national security risks to people who committed Medicaid fraud, because nothing says war crimes like billing the wrong medical code.

Context: about 800,000 people become citizens every year, and across Trump’s entire first term they filed only 102 denaturalization cases. Now they’re scaling up the machinery to make citizenship for immigrants a permanent probationary status. You thought naturalization meant you were American; Trump’s DOJ is here to clarify you’re actually just on a trial subscription, cancelable at any time by a government that’s suddenly very excited about its power to un-make citizens.

Source: nbcnews.com

#killing-democracy#anti-immigration
killing democracy

trump turns the falklands into a loyalty punch card

Trump studies a globe, asks if the Falklands come with naming rights and a golf course option.

Trump studies a globe, asks if the Falklands come with naming rights and a golf course option.

The Trump White House has apparently decided that decades of US support for the UK over the Falklands is now a punch card reward system: bomb Iran enough times, get one free endorsement of your “imperial possessions.” A leaked Pentagon email brainstorms ways to punish Britain for not enthusiastically joining Trump’s 38‑day tantrum over Iran, including "reassessing" US backing for the UK’s sovereignty claim over the Falklands. Because nothing says "responsible superpower" like dangling another country’s war‑grave‑level trauma over a president’s bruised ego. Downing Street is frantically insisting that the UK’s position on the Falklands is totally unchanged, please ignore the part where their closest ally is workshopping regime-change-for-rocks as a foreign policy concept. The memo also toys with suspending Spain from NATO for the crime of not letting US bombers use its bases for an illegal war, prompting the Pentagon press secretary to basically announce that the "war department" is now in the business of giving Trump "credible options" to discipline allies who fail to clap hard enough. Meanwhile, veterans, Falkland Islanders, and half of Europe are pointing out that people actually died over this stuff, while Trump is on TV calling Royal Navy carriers "toys" and comparing Starmer to Neville Chamberlain because he only allowed "defensive" missions. The postwar rules-based order has officially been downgraded to: whatever keeps Donald happy this week.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#imperialism#national-security
killing democracy

doj discovers investigation was only needed until tuesday

Jerome Powell contemplates the exciting new Fed mandate: full employment, stable prices, and not annoying the president.

Jerome Powell contemplates the exciting new Fed mandate: full employment, stable prices, and not annoying the president.

The Justice Department has heroically concluded that its criminal investigation of Jerome Powell can be safely dropped now that it has served its real purpose: softening up the Fed chair while Trump tries to swap him out for a more obedient money printer. Jeanine Pirro, apparently moonlighting from cable yelling to run the DC US attorney’s office, announced on social media that she’s closing the probe into renovation cost overruns at the Fed — a scandal so dire it mysteriously evaporated the instant Kevin Warsh’s confirmation needed a boost. Powell already said the quiet part out loud back in January: the probe was a pretext to intimidate the Fed into cutting rates on Trump’s political timetable. Economists call that "destroying central bank independence"; Trump calls it "Tuesday." Even Republican senator Thom Tillis briefly located a spine, openly telling Warsh during his hearing, "Let’s get rid of the investigation so I can support your nomination." Subtle. It’s less a justice system than a Groupon for targeted prosecutions: one investigation per confirmation vote, some restrictions apply. Warsh, a former investment banker and Fed governor, reassured everyone by signaling that yes, he shares Trump’s deep belief that interest rates should be set by the president’s re-election calendar. Meanwhile, the Supreme Court still has to decide whether Trump’s firing of Fed governor Lisa Cook was constitutional, because nothing says "independent central bank" like the president purging governors he doesn’t like and dangling criminal charges over the chair’s head. Economists say a nonpolitical Fed is essential for stability; the Trump White House seems far more interested in a Fed that knows what happens to people who forget who’s boss.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#lawlessness
lawlessness

epstein survivors keep talking, elites keep hiding the files

Survivor Lisa Phillips stands outside the Capitol demanding the Epstein files, while somewhere a very nervous collection of billionaires and ex-presidents prays those boxes stay sealed forever.

Survivor Lisa Phillips stands outside the Capitol demanding the Epstein files, while somewhere a very nervous collection of billionaires and ex-presidents prays those boxes stay sealed forever.

Survivors of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell are back on Capitol Hill, demanding the release of the still-mysterious Epstein files – the documents that somehow manage to incriminate half of elite society yet never quite make it all the way into the sunlight. For once, networks like NBC and ABC carried their testimony live, which is a refreshing change from the years where the only time Epstein hit prime time was when someone needed b-roll of Donald Trump at a party pretending he’d never met the guy he’s on tape hanging out with. The women credit #MeToo – the movement, not the 2017 viral hashtag that corporate HR departments used as a branding opportunity – with giving them the courage and infrastructure to keep pushing. Tarana Burke and Me Too International have spent years doing the unglamorous work of treating sexual violence as the massive public health crisis it is, while the political and media class largely treated Epstein as a lurid true-crime podcast with a Mar-a-Lago guest list. Survivors like Lisa Phillips are done being quiet: they’re explicitly saying that the only way to crack powerful abusers and their protectors is to band together, get loud, and refuse to let the files stay buried. So we now have a country where survivors of a global trafficking ring can finally get live coverage, but the actual documentary record of who flew on which plane, who visited which island, and who helped shut this down for years is still conveniently locked away. The lesson of #MeToo, apparently, is that if you’re a survivor you have to bare your soul on national television to be believed, but if you’re a rich man whose name might be in those files, you get privacy, discretion, and a legal system that suddenly develops a chronic case of the vapors whenever transparency is mentioned.
#lawlessness#killing-democracy
killing democracy

pope announces trump is not god, trump takes it personally

Artist’s impression of Donald Trump discovering that the pope has a boss who isn’t named Donald Trump.

Artist’s impression of Donald Trump discovering that the pope has a boss who isn’t named Donald Trump.

Donald Trump has discovered, to his evident shock, that the pope does not actually report to the White House. Pope Leo XIV – also known as Bob from the south side of Chicago, lifelong White Sox fan and inconveniently admired American – has been publicly condemning Trump’s greatest hits: the Iran war, mass deportations, and the general policy of "bomb a whole civilization back to the Stone Age" as if that’s a normal thing for a president to say. Trump responded in the only way he knows how: insisting Leo was basically elected to flatter him, screeching that the pope is "WEAK on Crime", and whining that he doesn’t want a pope who criticizes the Dear Leader because he’s just doing what he was elected to do "IN A LANDSLIDE".

When moral authority refused to bend the knee, Trump went to work with the tools of state power. The administration yanked a federal grant from a Catholic charity in Miami that was ministering to immigrant children, helpfully underlining that this isn’t a culture war metaphor – it’s an actual government choosing cruelty to kids as a pressure tactic on the Church. Meanwhile, Trump’s white evangelical base and their Christian nationalist friends are still lighting prayer candles to Maga Jesus. At a White House prayer breakfast, Trump compared his reception to Jesus entering Jerusalem and bragged, "They call me king now," while Paula White-Cain, chair of the White House faith office and January 6 warm-up act, likened his indictments to the Passion of Christ. Separation of church and state has been replaced with a merger: the Church of Trump, fully tax-funded.

Trump briefly posted an AI image of himself in a white robe healing the sick, surrounded by angels, a devil, and a jet fighter – because why not throw in a little holy airstrike cosplay? – then tried to claim he was just a doctor, not Christ. Conservative writer Rod Dreher, who helped midwife this whole religious-political Frankenstein, now says Trump is channeling the "spirit of Antichrist" and calls him "batshit crazy", which is about as close as you get to a formal theological diagnosis on Truth Social. The upshot: the most despised American in the world is locked in a public tantrum against the most admired American in a white cassock, and the presidency is being used as a stage for a leader cult that demands religious fealty, punishes dissenters, and treats criticism from Rome like treason against the state.

#killing-democracy#fascism
anti science

make the lake great again (with your tax dollars)

Bison contemplate whether the Great Salt Lake or U.S. environmental policy will disappear first.

Bison contemplate whether the Great Salt Lake or U.S. environmental policy will disappear first.

Donald Trump has discovered the Great Salt Lake, which is impressive for a man who once thought raking forests was sound wildfire policy. After years of Utah leaders shrugging at overuse and climate change while the lake evaporated into an "environmental nuclear bomb," they’ve now arrived at their favorite conservative solution: beg Washington for a $1 billion bailout while still cosplaying as rugged, small-government pioneers.

Trump, of course, is thrilled. On Truth Social he declared the lake an urgent “Environmental hazard” and closed with the legally required campaign slogan pun: “MAKE ‘THE LAKE’ GREAT AGAIN!” Because if there’s one thing a collapsing saline ecosystem needs, it’s a branding exercise. The supposed moonshot here is restoring a terminal salt lake — something no country has ever done — but the more familiar storyline is federal money sluicing toward a GOP state that helped create the problem, now rebranded as visionary stewardship because the president noticed a new backdrop for rallies.

Scientists like BYU ecologist Ben Abbott talk about a world-first rescue of a critical ecosystem; Trumpworld hears “massive construction contracts, endless ribbon cuttings, and naming rights opportunities.” Utah gets to keep draining rivers for development and agriculture while the feds pick up the tab, and Trump gets to pose as the savior of a lake his party’s environmental policies helped kill. It’s disaster capitalism, but with more brine shrimp.

Source: npr.org

#anti-science#money
anti immigration

trump dhs sees dead dad, grieving kid, smells opportunity

DHS reviewing this photo and concluding the real national emergency is that this woman still lives with her U.S.-citizen child in Baltimore.

DHS reviewing this photo and concluding the real national emergency is that this woman still lives with her U.S.-citizen child in Baltimore.

The Francis Scott Key Bridge collapsed, killed six immigrant construction workers, and left a 7-year-old U.S. citizen without her dad. The Biden administration responded by offering limited immigration protections to about 30 people closely connected to the victims. The Trump administration saw that and thought: "What if we did the exact opposite, but meaner?" Now DHS is trying to deport 48-year-old Zoila Guerra Sandoval, the Guatemalan mother of that U.S.-citizen child, whose co-parent, José Mynor López, was the last victim recovered from the wreckage. Under Trump's "everyone is a priority" doctrine, the mother of a grieving American child is treated the same as someone convicted of "the most heinous crimes," because nothing screams law and order like using federal power to rip apart the family of a kid whose father died fixing American roads at 3 a.m. Immigrants did the dangerous, underpaid work that keeps the country running; when disaster struck, they became human headlines for a week. Two years later, the Trump DHS is painstakingly undoing the narrow protections they were offered, just to prove a point: in this government, your value ends the minute your body stops being useful to the economy. The bridge collapsed, but the real structural failure is the immigration system now being gleefully weaponized against the survivors.

Source: npr.org

#anti-immigration#killing-democracy
killing democracy

trump appoints himself king of britain, still can’t find ukraine on a map

Donald Trump explains that he speaks for the UK, NATO, and probably Narnia, while Prince Harry selfishly limits himself to speaking for… himself.

Donald Trump explains that he speaks for the UK, NATO, and probably Narnia, while Prince Harry selfishly limits himself to speaking for… himself.

Donald Trump, a man whose grasp of the UK begins and ends with his golf courses and Nigel Farage’s phone number, has announced that he speaks for Britain "more than Prince Harry" after the Duke of Sussex urged the US to honor its obligations to Ukraine. Harry, a veteran who actually went to war zones on purpose, gave a serious, detailed speech at the Kyiv Security Forum about defending Ukraine after four years of Russian invasion.

The US president’s response? Declare that he is the real voice of the UK, casually overwrite what 67 million British people and their elected government might think, and then tack on a "but I appreciate his advice" like he’s grading a student presentation. Harry never claimed to speak for the UK, but Trump certainly claimed it for himself, because nothing says "respect for allies" like a reality TV landlord deciding he outranks an entire country.

So on one side: a former soldier traveling to a war-torn country to push the US to live up to its commitments. On the other: a president whose main contribution to the Ukraine conversation is publicly role‑playing as Britain’s unelected spokesman while doing the diplomatic equivalent of subtweeting a prince. The special relationship has officially entered its gaslighting era.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#fascism
anti immigration

trump shares 'hellhole' rant, discovers new way to insult key ally

Donald Trump, moments before logging onto Truth Social to test how much foreign policy damage a single repost can do.

Donald Trump, moments before logging onto Truth Social to test how much foreign policy damage a single repost can do.

The President of the United States woke up, opened Truth Social, and decided the best way to manage a rocky relationship with India was to amplify a four-page rant calling India and China "hellholes" that are gaming American birthright citizenship. The screed, courtesy of podcaster and professional grievance machine Michael Savage, claims that people from these countries are abusing the 14th Amendment to sneak in entire families, because nothing says "serious policymaking" like reposting talk-radio paranoia as foreign policy.

India's foreign ministry, apparently still clinging to the idea that diplomacy should involve adults, called the remarks "uninformed, inappropriate and in poor taste"—which is diplomatic code for "what is wrong with this guy." Opposition leaders in India labeled the comments "extremely insulting and anti-Indian" and demanded that Narendra Modi actually say something to his orange pen pal about it.

This Truth Social tantrum lands on top of Trump's tariff war on India, his pressure campaign over Russian oil, and his administration’s hard pivot into anti-immigrant maximalism—complete with an executive order trying to kill birthright citizenship and a sustained attack on H-1B visas that overwhelmingly affect Indian workers. While the State Department sends Marco Rubio to "reset" relations, Trump is busy boosting a guy who insists high-tech jobs in California are secretly run by an Indian-Chinese shadow cabal, backed by exactly zero evidence and 100% white grievance.

So the US-India relationship, once billed as a strategic partnership of "mutual respect," is now being managed by: tariffs, sanctions whiplash, and the president reposting a podcast transcript that calls your country a hellhole. Truly a golden age of diplomacy.

#anti-immigration#fascism#killing-democracy
killing democracy

trump turns ‘western alliance’ into protection racket, europe takes the hint

Anu Bradford, calmly explaining that Europe needs strategic autonomy because relying on Donald Trump for security is like relying on Elon Musk for workplace stability.

Anu Bradford, calmly explaining that Europe needs strategic autonomy because relying on Donald Trump for security is like relying on Elon Musk for workplace stability.

Europe, we are told, is in a "profound state of crisis"—which is what happens when you’re wedged between Putin’s invasion hobby, Xi’s authoritarian tech empire, and Donald Trump treating NATO like his personal timeshare upsell. After 80 years of assuming the US would be the adult in the room, Europeans are now discovering that the "backstop" for their security is a guy who thinks Article 5 is a subscription he can cancel if he doesn’t like your trade policy. The experts interviewed for the film Why Europe Matters politely describe the US as "increasingly hostile" and "weaponising" Europe’s military dependence. Translation: Trump has turned collective security into a protection racket—nice little continent you’ve got there, shame if something happened to it unless you buy more US gas and stop regulating Big Tech. The result? Europe is frantically trying to build its own defense capacity, deepen the single market, and sign trade deals with anyone who isn’t currently screaming about tariffs on TV. Far-right nationalists are still busy trying to dismantle democracy from within, but even they just watched Viktor Orbán get tossed out by Hungarian voters, which is the geopolitical equivalent of a jump scare for aspiring mini-Trumps. Meanwhile, Trump’s protectionism has done what decades of white papers could not: convinced Europe that maybe tying your security, economy, and climate future to an impulsive strongman who rage-posts at 3am is…suboptimal. America First, global stability last.
#killing-democracy#imperialism
killing democracy

trump to fix american decline with $2m pool repaint

Trump, moments before explaining that 250 years of American history can be fixed with a fresh coat of pool paint and a no-bid contractor.

Trump, moments before explaining that 250 years of American history can be fixed with a fresh coat of pool paint and a no-bid contractor.

The president has discovered the true source of American decay: not corruption, not authoritarianism, not the courts on fire — the Reflecting Pool is kind of gross. So naturally, he’s swooping in as America’s least-qualified pool boy to coat the historic Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in "American flag blue" using his own private contractors, because nothing says "respect for institutions" like turning one of the country’s most iconic civil rights sites into a patriotic hotel lagoon. Instead of the $300 million, multi-year granite replacement proposed by, you know, professionals, Trump boasts that his people just scrubbed the 1922 stone, grouted it, and are now slapping on "an industrial grade swimming pool topping" for a bargain $1.5–2 million. He promises it’ll be ready "long before July 4" for the country’s 250th, so we can all celebrate the nation’s semi-quincentennial staring at MLK’s reflection in what amounts to a giant blue resort pool between the Washington Monument and Lincoln Memorial. This is one project in a growing list of Trump’s capital redesign fantasies: a $400 million East Wing ballroom/bunker combo, a Kennedy Center facelift, and now the "flag blue" reflecting pool. Washington, D.C. isn’t a seat of government anymore; it’s becoming the world’s most expensive authoritarian theme park, where history is optional, taste is dead, and every public monument looks like it’s waiting for a DJ set and bottle service.
#killing-democracy#forever-grifting
killing democracy

dhs cosplay squad brings trump’s deportation circus to minneapolis

Markwayne Mullin, future head of America’s favorite unmarked paramilitary cosplay club, practices pointing at things instead of fixing them.

Markwayne Mullin, future head of America’s favorite unmarked paramilitary cosplay club, practices pointing at things instead of fixing them.

Trump’s latest hobby is turning American cities into live-action immigration war zones, and Minneapolis just got the deluxe package. The Department of Homeland Security proudly rolled out its largest operation in history, flooding a liberal Midwestern city with armed federal agents to impress the MAGA base and terrify everyone else. Homes, businesses, parking lots, schools, hospitals, courthouses – if people might be there, ICE is raiding it. Families are being shredded, people are dying in the streets and in detention, and the White House calls it "enforcement" like that makes it less grotesque. The Guardian helpfully maps out who’s who in this federal cosplay convention, because on the ground it’s basically a grab bag of armed men in tactical gear, masks, and vague patches who refuse to identify themselves. ICE, Border Patrol, and assorted DHS extras are all deployed as Trump’s roaming interior deportation force, especially in Democratic-led cities whose local leaders explicitly don’t want them there. It’s less "public safety" and more "occupation with better branding". Presidential loyalist Markwayne Mullin is now in charge at DHS, after Kristi Noem was fired for turning mass deportation into her own reality show – complete with cheerleading the removal of 200+ Venezuelans to a notorious El Salvador prison without due process, lying about a protester "brandishing" a gun before he was killed by immigration officers, and burning taxpayer money on personalized ads. Mullin promises to be more low-key, which apparently means keeping the same brutal machinery while cutting back on the Instagram influencer energy. The uniforms change, the masks stay on, and the rule of law keeps getting worked over like it’s an undocumented house cleaner.
#anti-immigration#killing-democracy
imperialism

trump extends ceasefire, war continues unbothered

Trump, JD Vance, and Marco Rubio bravely take a break from setting the region on fire to congratulate themselves for briefly asking everyone to stop dropping matches.

Trump, JD Vance, and Marco Rubio bravely take a break from setting the region on fire to congratulate themselves for briefly asking everyone to stop dropping matches.

Donald Trump got on Truth Social to announce that the Israel–Lebanon ceasefire will be extended by three weeks, which is adorable given that both sides have been lobbing rockets and airstrikes throughout the current ceasefire like it's more of a "vibes-based suggestion" than an actual agreement. From the Oval Office, flanked by JD Vance and Marco Rubio like two malfunctioning bobbleheads, Trump promised the U.S. would help Lebanon "protect itself from Hezbollah"—a bold statement from the same government backing the country currently occupying 10km of Lebanese territory and leveling southern villages. The Lebanese and Israeli ambassadors dutifully praised Trump for his role in the talks, because that's the price of entry if you want a seat on the reality show formerly known as U.S. foreign policy. Meanwhile, UN figures say over a million people in Lebanon—one in five—have been displaced, more than 2,200 have been killed by Israeli attacks, and Israel keeps insisting there are "no serious disagreements" with Lebanon as long as everyone agrees Hezbollah should disappear and nobody asks awkward questions about war crimes, journalists getting killed, or that whole invasion-and-occupation part. Trump, naturally, framed the whole thing as something that will be worked out "simultaneously with what we are doing in Iran," a casual reference to the U.S. and Israel having just killed Iran's supreme leader and ignited this round of chaos in the first place. So yes, the arsonist is now very proud to have negotiated a three-week pause in certain categories of fire, while the house continues to burn in the background.
#imperialism#national-security
killing democracy

trump fires navy secretary for failure to build his anime battleship

Navy Secretary John Phelan poses next to concept art for the U.S.S. Defiant, a ship that exists primarily in Trump’s imagination and on this poster.

Navy Secretary John Phelan poses next to concept art for the U.S.S. Defiant, a ship that exists primarily in Trump’s imagination and on this poster.

Donald Trump’s latest defense innovation: firing his Navy secretary because reality refused to warp itself around his fantasy “Trump Class U.S.S. Defiant” battleship program. John Phelan, a billionaire Mar-a-Lago-adjacent investor whose main qualification appears to have been geographic proximity to the buffet line, was ordered to deliver the first of Trump’s mega-battleships by 2028. The ships, Trump promised, would be “100 times more powerful than any battleship ever built,” which is a very normal thing to say if your grasp of naval procurement comes entirely from video games and WWII fan art.

The tiny problem: physics, shipbuilding capacity, budgets, engineering, and that pesky thing called time. Phelan couldn’t conjure a functioning navy of Trump-branded Death Stars on the president’s campaign schedule, so Trump did what he always does when the con runs into reality: he fired the guy. The Pentagon, currently being treated like a reality show casting call by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, has already seen more than two dozen generals and admirals fired or sidelined in the past year, including the Army chief of staff. Now the first service secretary has been tossed overboard mid-war with Iran, because nothing says "serious commander in chief" like turning wartime military leadership into a revolving door of loyalty tests.

While Republicans and Democrats in Congress are quietly freaking out over the chaos at the Pentagon, the building itself isn’t answering questions, and Phelan is conveniently unreachable. So we’re left with this: a president at war, obsessed with slapping his name on a new class of fantasy battleships, purging anyone who can’t meet his impossible demands, and a defense secretary running promotions and command billets like a factional purge. America’s armed forces, brought to you by branding, ego, and total strategic malpractice.

Source: nytimes.com

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trade war

trump starts a trade war, loses the liquor aisle

Mark Carney patiently explaining to the world’s largest economy that if you violate your own trade deal, you don’t also get to sell the whiskey.

Mark Carney patiently explaining to the world’s largest economy that if you violate your own trade deal, you don’t also get to sell the whiskey.

Donald Trump has finally done it: he’s managed to turn Canadians against American booze. In retaliation for Trump’s latest round of USMCA-violating tariffs on steel, aluminum, autos and agriculture, Canadian provinces have yanked US liquor off store shelves. Ontario’s liquor control board – one of the biggest alcohol buyers on the planet – basically told Trump’s distillers: enjoy your freedom, somewhere else. Prime Minister Mark Carney, apparently the only adult in this bar fight, is politely explaining that if Trump stops using tariffs as a campaign prop, Canada might consider letting Jack Daniel’s back across the border. Until then, Canada is happy to sit on its hands and watch Trump’s political support erode under the combined weight of an unpopular war with Iran and his ‘trade strategy’ of lighting free trade agreements on fire and calling it economic nationalism. US Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick is very upset that Canada is using alcohol as leverage, calling the boycott “disrespectful” — which is rich, given Trump is the one shredding the rules of the USMCA and threatening consequences like a mob boss with a worse vocabulary. Canadian business leaders are openly talking about using booze as a bargaining chip while they wait to see what other lopsided deals Trump cuts, betting that time and math (and the size of Canada’s metals and critical minerals exports) are on their side. So the Trump administration has managed to weaponise tariffs, destabilise North American trade, and get Canadians to skip cross-border trips and US spirits, costing the US “tens of billions” by Ontario’s Doug Ford’s estimate. Hell of a legacy: making Canada the sober, strategic one in the relationship.
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