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Google has reportedly signed on to let the Pentagon run its AI models on classified networks for basically “any lawful government purpose”, which is Washington-speak for: we’ll decide what’s lawful after we’ve done it. The deal includes Google helping the military tweak or dial down safety filters whenever the government asks, because nothing says "responsible AI" like handing the off-switch for guardrails to the same institution that brought you warrantless surveillance and forever wars.

The contract solemnly declares the AI system is not intended for domestic mass surveillance or autonomous weapons without appropriate human oversight — the kind of carefully lawyered phrase that will look great on the slide deck at the Hague. Google, now freed from its old promise not to build tech that causes "overall harm", insists this is all about national security, while also conceding it has no power to veto what the Pentagon actually does with the tools. The fox has signed a memorandum of understanding with the henhouse and agreed to provide premium analytics.

Inside the company, more than 600 employees are frantically waving little ethical red flags, begging Sundar Pichai not to let their work be used in "inhumane or extremely harmful ways" — a concern that was apparently edited out of the latest quarterly earnings report. This is the sequel to the 2018 Project Maven revolt, except this time Google didn’t walk away; it rewrote the rulebook so it wouldn’t have to. Meanwhile, Anthropic gets labeled a "supply-chain risk" for refusing to help with autonomous weapons and surveillance, which is Washington’s new term for "company that still has a functioning conscience."

The Trump administration has discovered a bold new frontier in cruelty: charging disabled people rent for existing in their parents’ homes. Under a draft rule quietly cooking at the Social Security Administration and the White House’s Department of Government Efficiency (yes, that’s a real thing, not a Veep joke), SSI benefits for disabled adults and indigent seniors would be cut by up to a third if they dare to sleep in a bedroom under the same roof as family members who are themselves poor enough to qualify for food stamps.

For people like 22-year-old Shy’tyra Burton, who survives on $994 a month and lives with her dad, that’s about a $330 monthly hit because the government has decided her tiny room is a luxury suite. Up to 400,000 disabled and elderly poor people could see their benefits slashed or vaporized, all because the Trump team wants to pretend that anyone not paying full market rent to their own family has a secret benefactor. The fact that SNAP has already verified these households are broke? Irrelevant. The new plan is to endlessly recalculate the "value" of your bed and your mom’s checking account and then dock your check accordingly.

Religious conservatives who actually read the parts of the Bible about caring for the vulnerable are, predictably, horrified. Galen Carey of the National Association of Evangelicals is out here quoting judgment-of-the-faithful theology while Trump’s budget guy Russell Vought and Social Security Commissioner Frank Bisignano try to turn SSI into a paywall for family affection. Dozens of Down syndrome organizations have begged the administration not to do this, which in Trump World mostly serves as proof they’re on the right track.

When ProPublica asked the White House about any of this, OMB communications director Rachel Cauley called the story “trash” and “false,” then heroically failed to identify a single incorrect fact. The SSA, meanwhile, insists Bisignano is "committed" to serving “America’s most vulnerable” while actively drafting rules to yank their lifeline if they’re not sufficiently alone and miserable. Family values, Trump edition: you can love your disabled kid, or you can help them eat — just don’t try both under the same roof.

NPR sits down with Slate's Molly Olmstead to marvel at a truly American achievement: after years of Trump, QAnon, and a Republican Party mainlining Facebook memes, conspiracy culture is now so baked into our politics that even parts of the left are wandering into "deep state did the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting" territory. When your entire information ecosystem has been turned into a fog machine, eventually everyone starts seeing shapes in the smoke.

This isn’t a story about new Trump crimes; it’s the hangover. After an administration that called the press the "enemy of the people," pushed election lies as official policy, and made up terrorist attacks on TV, the baseline for reality has been permanently lowered. Now NPR is doing somber segments about left-wing conspiracies, as if the firehose of right-wing disinformation, stochastic violence, and state-enabled lying was just a quirky prequel instead of the reason everyone's brains are scrambled.

The great "UNITED 2026" World Cup bid promised human rights, unity, and affordable tickets. What fans got instead is a joint venture between FIFA and late-stage capitalism, now proudly co-branded with Trump’s "what if we invaded our co-hosts" foreign policy. Tickets that were supposed to top out around $1,550 are now hitting $10,990 for the final, with "dynamic pricing" used the way a mugger uses a crowbar. FIFA graciously sprinkled in a few $60 seats – roughly 1.6% of capacity – like a billionaire tossing coins off a yacht and calling it wealth redistribution.

The grift doesn’t stop at tickets. FIFA and its local government helpers have turned basic logistics into a premium suffering experience. Parking averages $175 and climbs to $300 in LA, while tailgating – that dangerous act of people having fun without paying for it – is being strangled by bloated security perimeters. Don’t want to park? Mass transit that was supposed to be complimentary now costs $150 round-trip on NJ Transit for a ride that’s normally $12.90, and $80 in Boston for a trip that’s usually $20. Qatar and Russia managed to make trains free with match tickets, but the "land of the free" saw that and said, "Wait, you’re not charging anything?"

To really complete the dystopia, FIFA is hoovering up personal data from stadium workers and reserving the right to share it with "law enforcement and intelligence agencies" including ICE. In Los Angeles, unions are understandably worried that a job pouring beer at a match now comes with a side quest of potential immigration enforcement. So while Trump muses about annexing Canada and sending troops into Mexico, FIFA quietly builds a surveillance-adjacent database and a global pay-to-enter zone where the hosts eat the costs and FIFA walks away with the ticket, broadcast, merch, concessions, and parking money. Truly a shining example of North American "unity": three countries, one governing body, and absolutely zero shame.