The Trump Presidency Timeline

In the latest episode of What If Russia Did This, far-right Alberta separatists have been holding covert meetings with Trump’s state department to ask a foreign power to help break up Canada, because nothing says "grassroots sovereignty" like flying south to beg Donald Trump for a $500bn US Treasury credit facility. British Columbia premier David Eby called it what it is: treason – the old-fashioned kind, not the Fox News kind where voting for a Democrat counts.

The Alberta independence crowd, still a minority in the province, is hustling for 178,000 signatures to trigger a referendum while openly fantasizing about US money and US backing. Conveniently, Alberta premier Danielle Smith recently made it easier to force referendums, but now insists she totally supports a "strong and sovereign Alberta within a united Canada" – in other words, she lit the fuse and is shocked, shocked there are separatist fireworks.

Trump’s treasury secretary Scott Bessent went on Real America’s Voice to praise Alberta’s "independent people" and to muse aloud about them leaving Canada, because when you’re running a barely-functional democracy at home, the obvious next step is destabilizing the neighbor that supplies your oil. Analysts are now openly gaming out a scenario where a separation vote fails, Trump declares it "fake", and the US moves troops up to northern Montana to pressure Canada into letting Alberta become the 51st state. But sure, tell us again how it’s the other countries that run fifth-column ops to fracture democracies.

Indigenous leaders, whose treaty rights actually predate Alberta’s existence, are pointing out that you can’t just redraw borders on their land because some oil guys got mad at equalization payments and found a sympathetic ear in Washington. Elections Alberta, they warn, is not remotely equipped to handle foreign interference in a referendum that the Trump administration seems eager to turn into its own little annexation cosplay. Canada, according to one researcher, is "sleepwalking" into this. The Trump crew, on the other hand, is wide awake and making a shopping list.

The Trump-occupied Kennedy Center just lost its brand-new senior vice-president of artistic programming in under two weeks, which is about how long it takes a normal person to realize they’ve accidentally joined a cult. Kevin Couch quietly noped out of the job with no explanation, which is polite-speak for “I saw the group chat and absolutely not.”

This comes after Trump seized control of the board, installed himself as chair, and his loyal trustees voted to rename the place the “Trump-Kennedy Center” — a neat trick, given that federal law designates it as the John F Kennedy Center and any renaming is supposed to go through Congress. But sure, just overwrite a presidential memorial by board resolution; nothing says respect for institutions like speed-running your own branding onto a publicly funded arts center.

Meanwhile, the artists are fleeing like it’s the last helicopter out of Saigon. Philip Glass pulled the world premiere of his new symphony, the Washington National Opera packed its bags, and ticket sales have cratered to their lowest levels in years. In other words, Trump took a world-class performing arts institution and turned it into a culture-war theme park so toxic that even the guy hired to program the shows wouldn’t stick around for the second act.

Trump spent decades running a fake university, so of course the next logical step is using the actual federal government to shake down real ones. Under the banner of “combating antisemitism,” his 2025 executive order morphed into a convenient all-purpose weapon: agencies quietly froze or threatened billions in grants and contracts to elite schools, then demanded they rewrite their policies to match Trump’s culture-war wish list. Because nothing says “civil rights enforcement” like turning research funding into a loyalty test for the Dear Leader’s views on gender and DEI.

Universities, staring down the barrel of vanished research budgets and canceled contracts, started cutting deals. Penn and Columbia led the way with settlements; some schools wrote multimillion-dollar checks, others paid in policy and personnel purges—agreeing to kill diversity, equity and inclusion programs and to adopt Trump’s executive-order definitions of gender, which conveniently reach into everything from dorms to sports. Harvard, annoyingly for the regime, fought back and a federal judge ruled that freezing $2 billion in its funding was illegal. The administration’s response? Appeal the ruling and keep leaning on everyone else anyway, because if you can’t win in court, you can still win by extortion.

White House spokesperson Liz Huston declared that in just one year Trump has “completely transformed American higher education” by “restoring merit” and “eliminating waste, fraud, and abuse.” In other words: replace academic independence with political obedience, swap DEI for enforced bigotry, and call it a civil-rights crusade. The message to universities is clear: toe the line on Trump’s culture war or kiss your federal money goodbye. It’s not policy; it’s a protection racket with letterhead.

Amazon has apparently decided the best use of $75 million in late-stage American capitalism is to bankroll a glossy Melania Trump hagiography and blast it onto 1,500 screens — a rollout usually reserved for, you know, movies people actually want to see. $40 million for the film, another $35 million for marketing, in a depressed documentary market where even Oscar nominees can’t get a screen. But sure, this is about art, not about staying on the good side of the guy who keeps threatening antitrust action from the Resolute Desk.

The White House and Melania’s office, shockingly, won’t say how much the first lady personally cashes in from this little project, which follows her for 20 days as she glides back into the White House and calls her husband “Mr. President” like this is a Hallmark coup special. She’s also an executive producer, meaning the subject of the “documentary” is literally controlling the product. As one actual documentary veteran notes, we’ve left the realm of journalism and entered the world of myth-making — or as the Trumps call it, Tuesday.

In a move that screams confidence, Amazon refused to give advance screeners to critics and then canceled Thursday theater showings after ticket sales tanked and the film became a punchline on social media and late night. Because nothing says “this is a serious, independent work of nonfiction” like hiding it from reviewers, nuking early screenings, and handing editorial power to the subject and her disgraced Hollywood buddy Brett Ratner, who was last seen getting ostracized over sexual misconduct allegations. If you were trying to launder money into the First Family’s good graces while churning out state-adjacent propaganda, you honestly wouldn’t do anything differently.

The Trump administration has apparently decided that if you never release the homelessness numbers, homelessness stops existing. HUD is now sitting on the 2025 national “Point in Time” count — a congressionally required census that’s been done since at least 2005 and used to allocate federal funding — while outreach workers head out for the next count with absolutely nothing official to compare it to. The last national figure from 2024 showed a historic high of 771,480 people, up nearly 20% in a year, so naturally the solution is data suppression, not policy.

Local jurisdictions have already released their 2025 numbers — Boston down 4%, Chicago allegedly down 60% — but HUD under Secretary Scott Turner just won’t cough up the national totals. Advocates like Donald Whitehead are calling it what it is: more than a lack of transparency, it’s malpractice. He says he’s repeatedly called Turner and gotten radio silence, because nothing says "we care about homelessness" like ghosting the people trying to solve it.

Former federal homelessness czar Jeff Olivet calls it "incredibly concerning" that the government is unwilling to share the scope of the crisis, which is a very polite way of saying, "What are they hiding?" HUD’s line is that there’s "no standard timeline" and they’re just being thorough and comprehensive — in other words, they’ll release the bad news when they’ve figured out how to spin it, bury it, or both. The Biden administration at least dumped the 2024 numbers quietly between Christmas and New Year’s; Team Trump has apparently upgraded to the advanced strategy of never releasing them at all. But sure, tell us again how this is the administration that’s going to fix America’s cities.

Trump kicked off his second term on Jan. 20, 2025 by promising to send “millions and millions of criminal aliens” back where they came from. A year later, ProPublica and The Texas Tribune have done what the government refused to do: actually count who’s being rounded up, where they’re being disappeared to, and how many of them are, awkwardly, U.S. citizens. Because nothing says “law and order” like detaining Americans your own agencies can’t be bothered to distinguish from your scapegoats.

In the name of this multibillion-dollar “win,” the administration has turned the country into a sprawling immigration dragnet: historic-high daily detention numbers, federal agents sweeping through cities, and “crowd control” tactics in places like Los Angeles and Chicago that look less like policing and more like a beta test for domestic paramilitary cosplay. Some immigrants are being shipped to Guantanamo, because of course the post-9/11 legal black hole is back on the menu, while more than 230 men were flown to a maximum-security prison in El Salvador as supposed “worst of the worst” — which ProPublica’s reporting shows mostly didn’t even have U.S. criminal convictions. But sure, tell us again how this is about safety.

The White House has proudly listed this mass deportation push at the top of its “365 wins in 365 days” propaganda sheet, bragging that border crossings are down while detention numbers hit records. In other words, the metric of success is not justice, due process, or public safety — it’s how many human beings you can lock up, disappear offshore, or dump into foreign prisons while slapping a “national security” label on the receipts. Has Trump fulfilled his promises? Apparently yes, if the promise was: turn U.S. immigration enforcement into a rights-free zone and dare anyone to stop you.