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killing democracy

administration discovers citizenship comes with a return policy

Markwayne Mullin, proudly announcing that citizenship is now a subscription service, terms and conditions subject to change without notice.

Markwayne Mullin, proudly announcing that citizenship is now a subscription service, terms and conditions subject to change without notice.

The Trump administration has decided that the whole "citizenship is permanent" thing was more of a suggestion. The Justice Department just filed cases to strip 17 immigrants of their U.S. citizenship, the latest batch in a growing denaturalization project that treats passports like Costco memberships. The targets are scattered across the country, and the message is crystal clear: even if you did everything the legal way, the government reserves the right to retroactively un-do your American-ness if it decides you checked the wrong box fifteen years ago. Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin helpfully explained that "American citizenship is a privilege" that must be "earned honestly," while presiding over an administration whose honesty record makes used-car lots look like monasteries. He vowed to "use every lawful avenue" to denaturalize and remove "aliens"—because nothing says "you belong here" like the government putting your citizenship under monthly review quotas. DHS has already been told to crank up referrals to around 200 denaturalization cases a month, steadily transforming what used to be a rare, high-bar legal remedy into just another tool in the anti-immigrant toolbox. Yes, some of the 17 people are accused of serious crimes. The point of a functioning justice system is that those crimes are prosecuted and punished, not that the government retrofits them into a justification to revoke citizenship like a warranty claim. By pushing denaturalization as a standard enforcement strategy, the administration isn’t just going after alleged fraudsters; it’s sending a warning to every naturalized citizen that their status is conditional and always subject to political mood. Turning citizenship into a revocable status for disfavored groups is not a bold innovation in immigration policy; it’s a greatest hit of authoritarian regimes everywhere.

Source: nytimes.com

#killing-democracy#anti-immigration#lawlessness
forever grifting

crypto failson applies for trump brand ‘no consequences’ badge

Sam Bankman-Fried on his way into court, dressed like a serious businessman who definitely did not turn a crypto exchange into a very expensive blender for other people’s money.

Sam Bankman-Fried on his way into court, dressed like a serious businessman who definitely did not turn a crypto exchange into a very expensive blender for other people’s money.

Sam Bankman-Fried, the fallen crypto messiah who turned FTX into a very expensive magic trick where everyone’s money disappeared but his lifestyle didn’t, has applied for a presidential pardon from Donald Trump. He’s only two years into a 25-year sentence for federal fraud, but why let a little thing like time get in the way of asking the guy who hands out pardons like loyalty punch-cards?

He’s not even asking for a commutation — he wants a pardon after completion of sentence, which is basically: “I’ll do the time, but please scrub the record so I can pretend this was all a quirky misunderstanding in my future TED Talk.” His request is now buried among more than 20,000 other pleas in the Justice Department’s pardon queue, the world’s saddest suggestion box. The White House won’t comment, his lawyer won’t comment, and Trump has previously hinted he wouldn’t pardon SBF — though given Trump’s historic weakness for rich guys who commit massive financial crimes, that stance is about as stable as a meme coin.

The man who allegedly used customer deposits as his personal piggy bank now wants legal absolution from the man who used the presidency as his. American justice continues its long-running experiment: how many different flavors of fraud can one system politely entertain before it just admits the oligarchs run the place?

Source: bbc.com

#forever-grifting#money
killing democracy

judge to trump: you can’t just sharpie your name on the kennedy center

The Kennedy Center, seen here trying to remember it was supposed to honor a president who read books, not one who brands government buildings like timeshares.

The Kennedy Center, seen here trying to remember it was supposed to honor a president who read books, not one who brands government buildings like timeshares.

The Kennedy Center has quietly performed the digital equivalent of scraping gum off its shoe, yanking Donald Trump’s name off its website after a federal judge reminded everyone that you can’t just rebrand a congressional memorial like a failed casino. US district judge Christopher Cooper ruled that the arts venue is, shockingly, supposed to be named for John F. Kennedy, and that Trump’s board can’t unilaterally transform it into the "Trump Kennedy Center" just because the guy really likes seeing his name on buildings. The center’s general counsel promptly told staff to purge Trump’s name from email signatures, letterhead, templates, brochures, and the website by June 12, which is how we got today’s little act of digital exorcism. The physical facade in DC still reads "The Donald J Trump and The John F Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts" for now, but Cooper’s 94-page opinion makes clear that only Congress can change the name – not a group of Trump appointees cosplaying as a branding agency. As a bonus, the judge also put a temporary stop to Trump’s $257m "revitalization project" that would have conveniently shut down the Kennedy Center for two years, because nothing says "support for the arts" like padlocking the nation’s premier arts venue for an entire presidential term. Trump responded with a 578-word social media tantrum insisting he has "no interest" in the Kennedy Center anymore, which is a bold claim from a man whose name is currently being peeled off its stationery by order of a federal court.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#forever-grifting
corruption

octogenarian fight promoter turns white house into pay‑per‑view backdrop

President-turned-fight-promoter surveys his 600-ton birthday claw, wondering which federal law to body-slam next.

President-turned-fight-promoter surveys his 600-ton birthday claw, wondering which federal law to body-slam next.

Donald Trump is celebrating his 80th birthday by turning the White House and the Lincoln Memorial into a UFC-branded Chuck E. Cheese, and somehow that’s not even the most corrupt part. A watchdog group has sued to block the "UFC Freedom 250" event, pointing out that the administration twisted a National Park Service rule meant for federal semiquincentennial events to let Trump’s buddy Dana White run a private, for-profit cage match on America’s front lawn. Patriotic celebration? Sure, if your idea of honoring the founders is slapping logos on the Lincoln Memorial and charging donors for the privilege. The lawsuit helpfully notes that Trump bought up to $50,000 of stock in TKO Group, UFC’s parent company, back in March, shortly before deciding that the nation’s 250th anniversary should be commemorated by juicing his portfolio. Meanwhile, a 92ft, 600-ton steel monstrosity called "the Claw" has been dropped onto the South Lawn without congressional authorization or an environmental review, because nothing says "limited government" like casually installing a small stadium on federal property for your own birthday party. The administration calls the lawsuit "obstructionist" and "baseless", which is a bold description for people pointing out that you can’t just convert national monuments into your personal pay-per-view backdrop. Most of the celebrities Trump bragged about inviting — including Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Adam Sandler, and Jared Leto — have reportedly noped out, leaving lobbyists, donors, and members of Congress to fight over seats like it’s Black Friday at the oligarchy outlet mall. To round out the vibes, the understaffed National Weather Service — hollowed out by Trump’s own budget cuts — is forecasting thunderstorms right around the main event. So if the courts don’t stop it and Congress won’t, there’s always the faint hope that basic atmospheric science will do what the rule of law apparently can’t.
#corruption#forever-grifting
racism

trump’s favorite refugees discover republicans also hate immigrants

Ohio Republicans bravely protect the homeland from the terrifying threat of refugee driver’s licenses.

Ohio Republicans bravely protect the homeland from the terrifying threat of refugee driver’s licenses.

Trump’s White House cooked up a bespoke refugee pipeline just for white South Africans and a few other “acceptable” minorities, then promptly boasted about it while freezing out places like Afghanistan and Ukraine. About 6,300 have arrived, with Ohio getting a few hundred new Afrikaners and a shiny press release about “revitalizing” a shrinking state. Then the GOP did what it does best: made their lives functionally impossible while insisting everything is fine. Ohio’s Republican legislature slapped non‑citizen residents with a byzantine, expensive new licensing regime – eight hours of lessons, 24 hours of classroom time, 50 hours of supervised driving, roughly $500, and up to nine months before you can legally drive to a food bank. Refugees, who get their federal cash assistance cut from 12 months down to four under Trump, are now crowdfunding rent, driver’s licenses, and rides to pick up donated groceries while state officials blandly insist they’ve heard of no “financial hardship.” Conservative influencers who cheered Trump’s whites‑only‑adjacent refugee program are suddenly discovering that the party of border walls and “learn English or leave” also doesn’t like their immigrants, either. Half the Afrikaners in Ohio are reportedly leaving the state over the driving rules, resettlement agencies are overwhelmed, and the South Africa‑based group tapped by the administration to run this whole thing refuses to answer basic questions while insisting the program is still “vital.” America First, refugees last – unless they’re useful for one more campaign video about “saving persecuted farmers.”

Source: theguardian.com

#racism#forever-grifting
killing democracy

president who lost 2020 still workshopping the 'rigged' bit

Trump, moments before declaring the shot clock, the scorekeeper, and the three-point line 'rigged' if the Knicks lose.

Trump, moments before declaring the shot clock, the scorekeeper, and the three-point line 'rigged' if the Knicks lose.

Donald Trump has discovered a new branch of government: the Department of Things Are Rigged Whenever I Lose. This time, he’s decided that California’s elections are fake because an LA mayoral primary projection didn’t go the way he likes. He reposted GOP congressman Abe Hamadeh’s claim that California is "incapable of running free and fair elections" and slapped on his signature evidence-free stamp: "Rigged Election!" Apparently, if Decision Desk HQ calls a race for Nithya Raman, that’s not data — that’s treason.

During an NBC interview, Trump also insisted the California governor’s race was "rigged" and, when gently asked for literally any proof at all, he called Kristen Welker "crooked" and then "stupid" before ripping off his mic and flouncing out with a "Let’s call it quits" and a condescending "Thank you, darling." America’s strongman cosplay now includes storming out of interviews when journalists insist on facts.

Between declaring California elections illegitimate, insisting the 2020 election was stolen again, and casually announcing that Iran’s military has been "virtually decapitated" as his war hits day 100, Trump is just speedrunning the "collapse public trust in every institution" playbook. He’ll hit a New Jersey rally and a Knicks game later, where fans will enjoy airport-style security so the president can keep telling them democracy can’t be trusted unless it crowns him king.

#killing-democracy#fascism
killing democracy

commander-in-chief of everything, including other countries now

Trump, fresh off declaring himself the main character of world history, explains that allied nations are welcome to have opinions as long as they’re the same as his.

Trump, fresh off declaring himself the main character of world history, explains that allied nations are welcome to have opinions as long as they’re the same as his.

Trump, ever the humble public servant, reportedly told Israel not to strike Iran because he "calls the shots" and that Israel must accept whatever U.S.-Iran deal he blesses. American foreign policy has always had problems, but it's not every day a president announces that allied nations are basically NPCs in his personal geopolitical video game.

Instead of, say, a coordinated strategy with Congress, the Pentagon, and allies, we get Trump freelancing nuclear policy on TV like he's negotiating a casino liquor license. Israel's security decisions? Apparently subject to the whims of a guy whose main expertise in Iran is knowing how to say "maximum pressure" into a microphone.

This isn't diplomacy; it's a live-action demonstration of how one man with a fragile ego and zero respect for institutions can turn U.S. foreign policy into a one-man reality show where he is simultaneously the star, the director, and, in his own mind, the entire United Nations.
#killing-democracy#imperialism
killing democracy

penn station stabbing meets trump’s nba security state

Heavily armed police guarding the sacred perimeter of Madison Square Garden so the president can watch basketball in peace, while the rest of Penn Station remains the same underfunded chaos as always.

Heavily armed police guarding the sacred perimeter of Madison Square Garden so the president can watch basketball in peace, while the rest of Penn Station remains the same underfunded chaos as always.

Five people were stabbed at New York’s Penn Station, which is horrific enough on its own. But the backdrop is pure late-imperial America: the attack happens as the city is already turning itself inside out to secure Manhattan so Donald Trump can watch the Knicks in the NBA finals like a budget Louis XIV with worse hair.

City officials responded to the Trump visit by rolling out the usual heavy-handed security pageant: a no-bag policy, a cancelled outdoor watch party, and a ring of cops thick enough to blot out the sun. Ordinary New Yorkers lose basic public space and convenience so the president can enjoy a basketball game, and then a random act of violence still slips through anyway. Maximum disruption, minimal safety, but full VIP protection — the Trump doctrine in one night at Penn Station.

While emotionally disturbed people fall through the shredded social safety net and end up in headlines, the federal focus is on creating a presidential bubble around Madison Square Garden. The message is clear: the city will contort itself to shield Trump’s evening entertainment, but the actual safety and mental health of the public? That’s just background noise beneath the arena.
#killing-democracy#national-security
killing democracy

trump discovers 'no new wars' has a three‑month return policy

President Trump speaks at a Wisconsin farm while explaining that his 'no new wars' promise comes with a small, tactical-operations-sized asterisk.

President Trump speaks at a Wisconsin farm while explaining that his 'no new wars' promise comes with a small, tactical-operations-sized asterisk.

Trump is out here explaining that his 2024 promise of "no new wars" was more of a vibe than an actual commitment, insisting that the war with Iran doesn't count because it's only been going on for three months. "I didn't guarantee no war," he tells NBC, helpfully clarifying that the slogan was just another campaign coupon with fine print. Also, if you're wondering why he built "the strongest military in the world," the answer apparently wasn't deterrence or defense, but store credit toward at least one fresh conflict.

He then declares he's "doing the world a service" by stopping Iran from getting a nuclear weapon, while also bragging that U.S. strikes already "obliterated" Iran's nuclear sites last year. So either Iran had no nukes because he destroyed them, or they were such a threat he had to start a full-on war. Both are true, obviously, because the commander in chief said them within the same interview. Negotiating a better nuclear deal? That, he explains, "takes years"—unlike bombing, which takes an afternoon and no reading.

Just to round out the authoritarian sampler platter, Trump also defends his now-scrapped $1.8 billion fund to compensate his political allies—so, a taxpayer-financed loyalty rewards program—then pivots to claiming, again without evidence, that California's slow but normal vote-counting process is proof of mass fraud. His own Trump-appointed U.S. attorney in Los Angeles says they're opening multiple investigations, because when the boss screams "rigged," the Justice Department apparently treats it like a to-do list. When NBC's Kristen Welker pushes back, Trump cuts the interview short, because nothing says "strong leader" like fleeing the set when someone reads the instructions on your talking points.

#killing-democracy#forever-grifting
imperialism

trump wants to buy an island again, this time in the middle of a war

Map of the Indian Ocean helpfully indicating which islands Trump thinks are available on Zillow.

Map of the Indian Ocean helpfully indicating which islands Trump thinks are available on Zillow.

Donald Trump is apparently revisiting his favorite hobby – trying to buy other people’s territory – and this time the shopping cart has the Chagos Islands in it. With the UK’s plan to return the islands to Mauritius stalled, the Trump administration is reportedly considering just skipping London altogether and cutting a direct deal with Mauritius, turning a long-standing decolonization dispute into a real estate closing. Naturally, the White House declined to comment, perhaps because "trying to buy an island used for bombing runs in an active war" doesn’t test great as a press release. The scheme, floated by Treasury secretary Scott Bessent, would have the US first push for the islands to become sovereign so Washington can swoop in and purchase them, locking down control over the Diego Garcia base. All this is happening while the US-Israel war with Iran rages on, Iran is firing at the joint US-UK base, and the UK just authorized missile launches from there. Rather than treat this as a serious moment of international law, colonial history, and regional security, Trumpworld is apparently workshopping a Pentagon timeshare in the middle of the Indian Ocean, justified by vague China panic and espionage fears. Empire never dies under this crew; it just gets run like a Trump golf course.
#imperialism#national-security
fascism

hegseth celebrates d-day by comparing refugees to nazis, because of course he does

Pictured: the administration that thinks storming Nazi-held beaches and fearmongering about refugee dinghies are basically the same chapter in the history book.

Pictured: the administration that thinks storming Nazi-held beaches and fearmongering about refugee dinghies are basically the same chapter in the history book.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth flew to Normandy to honor the Americans who died fighting actual Nazis and decided the real lesson of D‑Day was... that desperate migrants in dinghies are basically Hitler with worse boats. From the same beaches where U.S. troops landed to stop fascism, Hegseth warned of a new "invasion" of Europe by "dangerous ideologies" arriving on the shores of Spain, Italy, Greece, and Bulgaria. Nothing says "never again" like recycling the far-right "invasion" language used by the extremists those soldiers actually fought.

Vice President J.D. Vance, never one to miss a chance to turn human tragedy into a civilization-collapse fanfic, chimed in from X. He used the murder of 18-year-old Henry Nowak in Britain — whose British-born killer just got life in prison — to declare that Nowak "died the same way a civilization dies" and to blame "mass invasion of migrants" who supposedly "despise the West." The victim's own father begged people not to weaponize his son’s death for hate and division, so naturally the Trump administration treated it as a campaign memo.

British officials, including Deputy Prime Minister David Lammy, had to explain to the U.S. vice president that the case "has got nothing to do with mass migration" — a level of remedial fact-checking usually reserved for Facebook uncles, not foreign heads of government. Meanwhile, actual data show irregular migration to the EU and net migration to the U.K. are falling, but the Trump national security strategy still warns Europe will be "unrecognizable" in 20 years and facing "civilizational erasure." When the numbers don’t match the apocalypse, just shout "invasion" louder.

All of this is wrapped in a neat little bow of strategic self-sabotage: Trump threatens tariffs on European allies unless Denmark hands over Greenland like it’s a used timeshare, his officials slag off Europe’s supposed decline, and then analysts politely note that maybe, just maybe, America can’t be trusted as a democratic partner anymore. The country that once helped liberate Europe from fascism now sends guys who stand on D‑Day beaches and test-drive the rhetoric that helped fascism rise in the first place. Progress.
#fascism#trumps-america
killing democracy

trump promises not to pressure fed chair, nation dies of laughter

Trump, moments before explaining that his totally independent Fed chair will coincidentally do exactly what he wants without him ever having to say it out loud.

Trump, moments before explaining that his totally independent Fed chair will coincidentally do exactly what he wants without him ever having to say it out loud.

Donald Trump, the man who treated the Federal Reserve like his personal Yelp page for interest rates, now swears he doesn’t “want to have a big influence” on his new Fed Chair pick, Kevin Warsh. Of course he doesn’t. He just wants someone who will magically keep inflation at zero, the stock market at infinity, and his reelection odds pegged at 110%—all while insisting they’re totally independent and absolutely not taking daily phone calls from Mar-a-Lago.

The performance is familiar: Trump loudly proclaims his respect for institutional independence right before trying to bulldoze it. The Fed, historically insulated from raw partisan politics so the economy doesn’t live on a four-year campaign cycle, is now being sized up as another loyalty test. Warsh isn’t even confirmed yet and Trump is already pre-spinning the narrative: if rates help him, it’s because he picked a genius; if they don’t, it’s because the Deep State at the Fed betrayed him. Either way, the message to future central bankers is clear—your mandate is price stability, maximum employment, and keeping Dear Leader’s approval rating above water.

So when Trump says he doesn’t want a “big influence,” what he really means is he expects a Fed Chair who understands the assignment so thoroughly that Trump never has to ask. Subtlety doesn’t make it less corrosive; it just means the political capture of yet another independent institution comes with a wink, a nod, and a talking point about how he’s being very, very restrained this time. The markets may be watching the dot plot, but the rest of us are watching the slow conversion of the Fed into just another arm of the campaign.

#killing-democracy#money#oligarchy
killing democracy

paying the cops’ attackers: your tax dollars at work

Trump, in a barn while rain hammers the roof, explaining that the real victims of Jan. 6 are the people who assaulted cops and now might deserve a government check for their service.

Trump, in a barn while rain hammers the roof, explaining that the real victims of Jan. 6 are the people who assaulted cops and now might deserve a government check for their service.

Trump used a rain-soaked barn interview on Meet the Press to float his latest innovation in law and order: potentially cutting checks to Jan. 6 rioters who assaulted police, courtesy of his nearly $1.8 billion "anti-weaponization" fund. Asked point-blank if people who beat cops should get taxpayer money, he replied, "I wouldn’t be inclined to say so, but I have to see it" — which is Trump for "let’s see how loud the base cheers." The fund itself is currently on ice thanks to a federal judge, but that didn’t stop him from describing the rioters as innocent victims whose lives were "destroyed" by "radical left lunatics" in the Biden administration. Rather than mention the 140+ injured officers or the fact that Jan. 6 was "likely the largest single-day, mass assault of law enforcement officers" in U.S. history, Trump focused on how sad it’s been for the people who brought the stun guns, bear spray and flagpoles. He claimed, without evidence, that FBI agents were "ushering" people into the Capitol — "They had FBI: ‘Go into the building’" — and that guilty pleas only happened because people were "frightened" by long sentences. When Kristen Welker pointed out there’s no evidence of any of this, he confidently cited his favorite source: "All I have to do is look." As a side quest, he also declared California’s ongoing vote count "cheating" because the state follows its own vote-by-mail laws and counts ballots postmarked by Election Day — a process that has existed longer than his attention span. Meanwhile, Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche has told Congress the administration is "not moving forward with the fund, period," which Trump immediately undercut by saying he’d have to "ask the lawyers" and then delivering a full-throated defense of the payout scheme on national TV. Strongman energy: pardon the rioters on Day 1, call them martyrs, then flirt with paying them for their trouble with public money.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness#forever-grifting
anti science

when insurance companies are the adults in the room

RFK Jr studies a measles outbreak chart and concludes the real virus was the friends we made along the way.

RFK Jr studies a measles outbreak chart and concludes the real virus was the friends we made along the way.

American health policy has achieved a stunning new milestone: the insurance industry is now the voice of reason. While Donald Trump and Health Secretary RFK Jr cosplay as YouTube wellness influencers with executive orders to "realign" childhood vaccines, AHIP — the lobby for insurers, not doctors — announces it will keep covering routine vaccines through 2027. When the people whose entire business model is not paying for things step up to fund shots, it's because they've checked the receipts: measles hospitalizations are more expensive than a jab, and also, minor detail, kids dying is bad.

Meanwhile, the administration’s anti-vax fan fiction keeps running into that pesky "rule of law" thing. The American Academy of Pediatrics had to sue to stop ACIP’s hacked-up vaccine schedule after RFK Jr’s team tried to gut recommendations by a third, and a judge basically put the committee in time-out over its politicized selection process. Trump responded with another executive order that mostly functions as a press release for Facebook aunties, while experts quietly note that any real change would straight-up violate the court order.

Trump’s own pollsters are reportedly waving giant red flags that attacking vaccines is unpopular and, medically speaking, bad for reelection. Yet here we are: nearly 2,000 measles cases, record whooping cough, and a White House so committed to anti-science performance art that it’s willing to lose both lawsuits and midterms to keep RFK Jr happy. The government is undermining vaccines, pediatricians are in court trying to stop them, and the insurance companies are the ones defending public health. Truly, the Founders envisioned this.

Source: theguardian.com

#anti-science#killing-democracy
killing democracy

tom cotton panics: what if we can't spy on everyone for six whole days

Tom Cotton, captured mid-thought while wondering how the republic will survive if the NSA has to briefly respect civil liberties.

Tom Cotton, captured mid-thought while wondering how the republic will survive if the NSA has to briefly respect civil liberties.

Senators Tom Cotton and Chuck Grassley are sounding the alarm because Section 702 of FISA — the handy tool that lets the government vacuum up foreigners’ communications (and plenty of Americans’ as a bonus) without a warrant — might actually expire on June 12. The horror: a brief moment where the intelligence community might have to follow the law on purpose instead of by accident. Their solution? Beg the Trump administration to prep backup plans, from mapping out every "target" they’ll miss to rummaging around for other legal fig leaves that let them keep the data hose running. The bipartisan talks to renew 702 collapsed after Democrats looked at Trump’s decision to put Bill Pulte — his housing crony and "close ally" — in charge of U.S. intelligence and said: actually no, we’re not handing the surveillance state to the guy whose main qualification is being extremely loyal to Donald Trump. So what was supposed to be a routine reauthorization has turned into a second-term national security drama, where the Intelligence Committee chair and Judiciary chair openly urge Rubio’s State Department–slash–National Security Adviser cosplay operation to consider an executive order to patch the gap. Because if Congress won’t rubber-stamp warrantless spying, maybe President Trump can just do it himself. Checks and balances are really taking a beating.

Source: nytimes.com

#killing-democracy#fascism
corruption

trump's insider trading loyalty program adds another platinum member

Stephen Buyer, freshly laundered by presidential pardon, demonstrating that insider trading is only illegal for people without the right friends.

Stephen Buyer, freshly laundered by presidential pardon, demonstrating that insider trading is only illegal for people without the right friends.

Donald Trump, currently marketing himself as the nation’s top fraud-buster in "Democrat-run" states, quietly spent his week doing what he actually does best: rewarding Republican white-collar crime. The White House dropped a late Friday pardon for former Indiana GOP congressman and lobbyist Stephen Buyer, who was convicted of insider trading, sentenced to 22 months, ordered to cough up more than $350,000 in illegal gains, and then told by the supreme court to go touch grass. Trump instead gave him a "full, complete, and unconditional" absolution, like a mob boss signing off on one of the family’s better earners.

The official justification reads like a Hallmark card written by a defense contractor: Buyer’s military service, his "distinguished and highly productive" time in Congress, and, crucially, his work as a House prosecutor during Bill Clinton’s impeachment and on Trump’s own 2016 transition team. A chorus of more than 40 former Republicans in Congress claimed he was "targeted by the deep state" and a victim of "lawfare" by the Biden administration, apparently hoping everyone forgot that juries, evidence, and securities laws still technically exist. Buyer, convicted over insider trades tied to the T‑Mobile/Sprint merger and a consulting firm acquisition, now insists the pardon "corrects" a politically motivated prosecution — which is a very poetic way of saying that if you stay loyal to Trump long enough, crime really does pay.

So while Trump rants about law and order and a war on corruption, he’s using the pardon power like a VIP punch card for Republican crooks who made the mistake of getting caught. Crackdowns are for blue states; absolution is for guys who helped impeach Clinton and shepherd Trump’s rise. The constitution calls it a pardon. The rest of us might go with "presidential rewards program for financial crime enthusiasts."

#corruption#lawlessness#forever-grifting
forever grifting

trumprx: when your pharmacy is also a campaign ad

President Trump proudly unveiling TrumpRx.gov, the first federal program that looks like a cross between Healthcare.gov and a late-night promo code.

President Trump proudly unveiling TrumpRx.gov, the first federal program that looks like a cross between Healthcare.gov and a late-night promo code.

Trump announced that his federally branded infomercial, TrumpRx.gov, is adding another 160 drugs, bringing the total to over 800 medications conveniently sold to Americans under the president’s own name. The White House is pitching this as a triumph of the “Most Favored Nation” policy, under which the government tells drugmakers they can’t charge Americans more than other rich countries pay — all while routing the victory lap through a website that doubles as a monument to Trump’s personal greatness. Regulatory reform, or taxpayer-subsidized campaign branding? Why not both. The administration claims TrumpRx has already “saved” Americans $400 million, which is certainly a number they typed. Trump is also bragging that his beloved tariffs are forcing other countries to “pay up,” so U.S. patients can finally stop being “ripped off” — a neat little story that somehow leaves out who actually pays tariffs (spoiler: Americans) and how turning trade policy into a prescription drug coupon program might not be the pinnacle of coherent governance. Health policy now comes bundled with trade war fan fiction and a URL that looks like a Super PAC. As a bonus, billionaire Mark Cuban is on board, merging his Cost Plus Drugs operation with TrumpRx so that pharmaceutical policy can be a joint venture between a reality TV president, an anti-vax HHS secretary, and a Shark Tank investor. Republicans, Democrats, independents — Cuban assures us they all “like cheap drugs,” which is true, though historically they’ve also liked not having their national healthcare infrastructure rebranded as a presidential shopping portal. The message is clear: if you want insulin, you can have it, but you’ll be getting it from a site that reads like a campaign merch store with a pharmacy tab.

Source: thehill.com

#forever-grifting#healthcare#money
killing democracy

first lady discovers post-it note diplomacy

Jill Biden bravely confronts U.S. complicity and electoral collapse using the most powerful tool in Washington: a Post-it note no one is allowed to take seriously.

Jill Biden bravely confronts U.S. complicity and electoral collapse using the most powerful tool in Washington: a Post-it note no one is allowed to take seriously.

Jill Biden has released a memoir explaining that everything was fine in 2024, Joe Biden was sharp as a tack, and if there had been any cognitive decline she and her team would definitely have done something, pinky swear. This bold work of fiction skates past the debate meltdown that ended his campaign, waves away concerns about his age, and treats the White House’s Gaza policy like an optional footnote. CNN’s Jake Tapper called the claims about Joe’s mental state "very difficult to believe, if not just downright false," which is cable-news-speak for "are you kidding me?"

The book’s big Gaza moment? Jill proudly recounts leaving a Post-it on Joe’s mirror that said "Net has to stop" after Israeli forces killed World Central Kitchen workers. The White House then rushed out a statement clarifying that no, actually, she was not calling for Israel to stop what it was doing. Jill now presents this as a harrowing tale of personal courage – ten words on a sticky note, while journalists and civilians in Gaza are being killed in record numbers for "speaking up" with something stronger than office supplies.

Meanwhile, the Democratic establishment is doing its own rewrite of reality. The DNC’s 50,000-word autopsy of the 2024 disaster somehow forgets to mention both Biden’s age and Gaza – the two issues that helped sink them. Consultants privately admit Harris’s Gaza stance hurt her, but publicly it’s treated as a messaging hiccup, not a policy choice that got people killed and voters furious. And off to the side, Hunter Biden is reinventing himself as a Substack populist railing against the "Epstein Elite Oligarch class," which is a fun phrase until you remember Jared and Ivanka are literally building a private island and Don Jr is married to Epstein’s banker’s daughter while Pentagon money and war-profiteering swirl around them like it’s Black Friday at Raytheon.

So yes, Jill Biden’s book is getting scrutiny – not because America can’t handle her truth, but because it barely contains any. It’s one more attempt by the ruling class to pretend 2024 was a tragic misunderstanding, not the logical outcome of gerontocracy, Gaza, and an elite that thinks accountability is what happens to other people.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#oligarchy
trade war

trump starts a trade war with everyone, forgets to aim at china

Trump, proudly declaring victory in his trade war while standing in the smoking crater where the global trading system used to be.

Trump, proudly declaring victory in his trade war while standing in the smoking crater where the global trading system used to be.

Donald Trump has finally picked a real problem — China’s weaponized export dominance and chokehold on critical minerals, chips, and pharmaceutical inputs — and then, in classic Trump fashion, responded by hurling tariffs at literally everyone with all the precision of a drunk guy throwing darts in the dark. Rather than build a broad democratic coalition to counter Beijing’s explicit strategy of making the world dependent on Chinese supply chains, he slapped tariffs across the board and picked fights with the very allies who might have helped. Strategic containment this is not; it’s a trade war cosplay where the main casualty is the US and its partners.

While Xi Jinping carefully talks about tightening the world’s dependence on China as a "deterrent capability," Trump’s contribution is to turn American trade policy into a "hot mess" of scattershot protectionism, alienating Europe, Mexico, and everyone else who might share concerns about China’s market power. Other governments are scrambling to patch together new trade deals and alternative supply chains, but instead of leading that effort, Washington under Trump is busy burning down the old rules-based system with no replacement ready. So yes, the US is technically opposing China — just in the least competent, most self-sabotaging way possible, with American consumers and manufacturers paying the tab for his tariff tantrum.

Source: theguardian.com

#trade-war#full-stupid#killing-democracy
anti immigration

trump solves backlog by deleting due process

Just your standard American courtroom scene: families in a hallway, kids in strollers, and a government trying to speedrun their rights like it’s a video game.

Just your standard American courtroom scene: families in a hallway, kids in strollers, and a government trying to speedrun their rights like it’s a video game.

The Trump administration has discovered an exciting new legal innovation: if immigration courts are overwhelmed, just cram two to three times as many people onto the docket and call it “efficiency.” Judges around the country are suddenly facing days with 100+ adults in a single courtroom, plus dockets stuffed with unaccompanied minors, because nothing says “careful asylum adjudication” like speed-running kids’ cases before lunch.

In Chicago, families are packed into hallways while cases are processed in bulk — dozens of people at a time, assembly-line style — and in New Orleans, a courtroom that usually handles 30 to 40 cases a day is now shoved up past 200. It’s so chaotic that lawyers trying to monitor hearings are being kept out, which is a totally normal thing that definitely happens in a healthy democracy that respects open courts and the rule of law.

Officials insist this secret fast‑track surge will “reduce backlogs” and discourage “weak” claims, which is a very polite way of saying they’re betting that if you strip people of due process fast enough, you can deport them before anyone notices the Constitution screaming in the corner. Quiet policy changes, mass rushed hearings, locked-out observers, and kids on turbo-dockets — Trump’s immigration vision has finally achieved its purest form: government by cattle chute.
#anti-immigration#killing-democracy#lawlessness