senator bravely caves after 48 hours of pretending to care about fed independence

Thom Tillis, moments before accepting the DOJ’s pinky swear as a robust safeguard of Federal Reserve independence.
Sen. Thom Tillis briefly cosplayed as a defender of Federal Reserve independence, blocking Trump’s Fed chair nominee Kevin Warsh while the Justice Department ran a sketchy investigation into current chair Jerome Powell. After weeks of righteous concern that DOJ might be used as a political bludgeon, Tillis emerged on Meet the Press to announce that, good news everyone, he got some “assurances” from the very DOJ he was worried about. Problem solved, nothing to see here, please enjoy your pre-approved Trump Fed chair.
The Justice Department conveniently dropped its investigation into Powell on Friday — an inquiry that had somehow inflated a headquarters renovation project into a federal case — and by Sunday Tillis was back on TV clearing the runway for Warsh’s confirmation “on time.” The message is crystal clear: as long as the executive branch promises it definitely isn’t weaponizing law enforcement against an independent central bank, the Senate is delighted to wave through the president’s handpicked money man. Checks and balances? No, just checks, and Trump’s friends will handle the balances.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness
trump discovers war is just a fossil fuel subsidy with extra steps

Saudi refinery, pre–Trump war dividend: seen here back when oil infrastructure was for supplying markets, not target practice for someone’s geopolitical business plan.
The world’s biggest energy "transition" is apparently from Gulf dependency to Trump’s reelection fund. After Trump’s war with Iran helps choke off about 10 million barrels a day through the Strait of Hormuz and wipes out a third of Saudi crude production, an armada of empty supertankers quietly pivots toward the US. Export terminals crank up to a record 5.2 million barrels a day, jet fuel exports double, and American drillers celebrate the president’s bold new climate plan: set the Middle East on fire so shale can cash in.
If you thought energy policy was about emissions or security, that’s adorable. The article lays out how the chaos Trump helped unleash is rewriting the global energy map: Middle East infrastructure is drone-cratered and will cost tens of billions to rebuild if it ever comes back, while US and Canadian producers, plus a Latin American oil boom, step into the breach. Washington gets to moralize about "stability" while raking in war-premium prices, and Beijing quietly locks down the other half of the future with Chinese solar and clean tech. So the new global order is: Trump’s America sells you the oil that made the crisis, China sells you the solar panels to survive the crisis, and everyone else gets the privilege of paying for both.
The experts politely frame this as countries "reducing exposure" and "diversifying energy sources". Translation: Trump’s foreign policy has convinced the world that depending on one volatile region is suicidal, but depending on an erratic US president who treats oil like a campaign merch line isn’t exactly comforting either. The only real constant is that war remains the most reliable stimulus package for fossil fuels, and somehow the planet keeps being the collateral.
#imperialism#money
florida prepares to 'fix' the maps that already gave republicans a 20–8 advantage

Ron DeSantis studies a map of Florida, trying to decide which voters to make disappear without leaving too many constitutional fingerprints.
Trump’s big 2026 gerrymandering master plan is sputtering, so naturally the last hope for salvaging this democracy-speedrun is Florida, where Ron DeSantis is dragging lawmakers into a special session to "revisit" congressional maps that already handed Republicans a 20–8 delegation. The goal: squeeze out another two to five GOP-leaning seats while pretending this is about "fair and compact" districts, not about desperately bubble-wrapping a fragile House majority.
There’s just one tiny problem: Florida’s constitution explicitly bans maps drawn with partisan intent. So while Republicans on TV swear they’re just cleansing the state of the lingering ghost of a 2012 Democratic map, the entire political class is openly talking about the partisan stakes, practically writing Democrats’ legal briefs for them. Marc Elias and a group of voters have already sued DeSantis for overstepping his authority by trying to strong-arm the Legislature into doing his bidding, because apparently the governor’s reading of the state constitution begins and ends with "I want this."
The fun twist is the intraparty knife fight. GOP members of Congress and state legislators are begging DeSantis not to get too greedy, pointing out that you can’t keep jacking up the partisan score without diluting existing safe seats and potentially losing incumbents. Karl Rove is on Fox gently explaining basic math to Florida Republicans like they’re being walked through long division for the first time. Lawmakers admit nobody actually wants to do this, they’re just resigned to riding the DeSantis vanity train as long as the maps aren’t too egregious—always a comforting standard for democratic representation.
Meanwhile, the Trump White House is lurking offstage, desperate for a Florida bailout but terrified of leaving fingerprints because the entire scheme is already dangling over a legal woodchipper. Public hearings? Not scheduled. Actual proposed maps? Not released. Constitutional limits? Treated as more of a vibes-based suggestion. It’s less a redistricting process than a group project where the laziest kid demands everyone rewrite the paper so his grade looks better, then threatens to sue the syllabus.
#killing-democracy#corruption#forever-grifting
trump lets rfk jr 'go wild' on vaccines, america gets measles

Trump watching RFK Jr talk about health policy like a man who just realized he gave the car keys to the guy who thinks seatbelts are a deep-state psy-op.
Trump’s big health-care innovation this term is apparently biological roulette. He put Robert F. Kennedy Jr in charge of HHS, promised to let him "go wild," and Kennedy did exactly that: he purged the vaccine advisory committee, stacked it with anti-vaxxers, and helped the CDC slash childhood immunisation recommendations while the US stumbled into its worst measles outbreak in decades. Two children in Texas are dead, but don’t worry, a Facebook group for "MAHA moms" feels very heard.
The new vaccine panel was so laughably unqualified that a judge had to step in and hit pause, ruling that, small detail, credentials actually matter when you’re rewriting national health policy. Meanwhile, Kennedy fired CDC director Susan Monarez for refusing to rubber-stamp his pet policies, leaving the country’s top public-health agency leaderless for months. That’s not health governance, that’s a wellness influencer coup.
Now that pollsters have gently informed the White House that being pro-measles is "political poison," Trump’s team is trying to stuff the anti-vax genie back in the bottle, ordering Kennedy to pivot away from vaccine politics before the midterms. The administration is simultaneously appealing the court ruling (maybe, eventually) while pretending this was all just an over-enthusiastic "conversation about informed consent" and not a live-fire experiment on the immune systems of American children. Bold strategy: burn down public health, then blame the smoke on bad messaging.
#anti-science#killing-democracy
trump cancels diplomacy because fox news is calling

Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, not boarding a plane to Pakistan, bravely defending America from the threat of successful diplomacy.
Donald Trump has decided that painstakingly arranged ceasefire talks between the US and Iran in Pakistan are overrated, so he’s told his envoys to stay home and told Fox News, essentially, that Iran can just, you know, call him. High-stakes shuttle diplomacy over nuclear war and global oil supplies has been downgraded to “leave a message after the beep.” Jared Kushner and real-estate guy Steve Witkoff were supposed to fly to Islamabad to help revive the ceasefire process; instead, Trump pulled the plug right after Iran’s foreign minister left Pakistan, because nothing says "serious statesman" like ghosting your way through a regional war.
While Trump is playing hotline fantasy, the actual facts are bleak: Iran controls the near-closed Strait of Hormuz, has been attacking ships, and the US is running a blockade while Trump orders the military to "shoot and kill" small boats that might be laying mines. Oil prices are still up nearly 50%, global trade is snarled from Hormuz to the Panama Canal, and thousands are dead in Iran, Lebanon, Israel, and across the region. But the guy who helped start the war the day after failed Geneva talks is now cancelling follow-up negotiations and acting like this is a customer-service dispute that Tehran can resolve by calling his imaginary 1‑800‑CEASEFIRE hotline.
Pakistan locked down its capital, its army chief and prime minister spent hours hearing Iran’s red lines, and JD Vance already led a 20-hour round of direct talks – the highest-level US-Iran engagement since 1979. All of that careful diplomacy is now subject to Trump’s TV schedule and whatever mood he’s in when Fox calls. Iran, having been attacked by the US and Israel immediately after earlier talks on its nuclear program, is openly asking how it’s supposed to trust Washington. The answer, apparently, is: you’re not. You’re supposed to hope that Donald Trump’s attention span outlasts a segment break on cable news while he personally micromanages a war that’s killed thousands and destabilized global trade, then cancels meetings on a whim from the comfort of his studio lighting.
Meanwhile, European allies like Germany are planning minesweeping operations for whenever this circus ends, Iran is gingerly reopening flights, and Hezbollah is fighting in Lebanon while pointedly ignoring Washington’s diplomacy. The world is trying to build a fragile ceasefire architecture; Trump is busy kicking out the support beams because he’d rather posture on television than let his own envoys sit in a room and talk. This is what "America First" looks like in practice: everyone else gets the shrapnel while the president gets the camera.
#killing-democracy#imperialism
congress opens formal investigation into vibes and ufos

Artist’s rendering of Congress heroically investigating a spreadsheet of random tragedies with a UFO sticker slapped on top.
Republicans have discovered a new national security emergency: math. Out of more than 2 million US researchers, a tragic handful of deaths and disappearances among people tangentially connected to space, defense, or nuclear work has been alchemized into a full-blown UFO deep state murder conspiracy. Rightwing media and podcasters spin a random cluster of suicides, homicides, and missing hikers into an X‑Files reboot, and – because this is Trump’s America – the nonsense promptly migrates from Substack fever dreams to the White House briefing room.
Rather than letting investigators handle individual cases like adults, Trump says he’ll "look into it," and professional time-waster James Comer teams up with Eric Burlison to demand that the FBI, DOE, NASA and friends investigate a "possible sinister connection" between all of it, solemnly warning of a "grave threat" to national security. They even loop in Trump’s defense secretary Pete Hegseth, because when your government is run by Fox News greenroom alumni, every conspiracy deserves a task force. Meanwhile, actual experts point out that 11 incidents in a sea of hundreds of thousands of cleared scientists is… statistically unremarkable. But why let basic probability get in the way when you can convert grief, mental illness, and random tragedy into content for Joe Rogan and another round of congressional performance art?
So agencies that should be focused on real threats are now forced to burn staff hours politely explaining to UFO‑pilled lawmakers that correlation is not causation, and that "I saw it on NewsNation" is not an evidentiary standard. It’s a perfect snapshot of the Trump-era information ecosystem: weaponize disinformation, elevate cranks, and convert the machinery of the state into a prop for whatever clickable paranoia the base is currently binging. Governance, as always, comes in a distant last behind the algorithm.
#killing-democracy#full-stupid
pentagon plays battleship with 'alleged' drug boat, kills 2

The U.S. military demonstrates its bold new strategy for drug policy: fewer courts, more explosions.
The U.S. military reportedly struck an “alleged” drug-smuggling boat in the eastern Pacific, killing two people, because nothing says "land of the free" like conducting floating executions in international waters over narcotics policy. Details are sparse, accountability is microscopic, but rest assured the Pentagon is very confident that blowing up a tiny vessel in the middle of the ocean was both necessary and proportionate. They always are.
Instead of, say, fixing the domestic demand side of the drug problem or regulating anything like adults, the government is still LARPing Narcos with billion‑dollar hardware and calling it strategy. No court, no trial, no jury—just the U.S. military deciding that a boat full of suspected drug traffickers gets a summary death sentence from 10,000 feet up. The war on drugs keeps quietly morphing into a war on whoever happens to be in the crosshairs that day, and the only consistent thing is that no one in power ever pays a price for getting it wrong.
This is how you normalize permanent low-grade imperial policing of the oceans: slap the word "alleged" into the chyron, move on to the next segment about Trump’s dinner plans, and pretend this is all just routine law enforcement instead of the executive branch reserving the right to kill people on the high seas because it feels like it.
#imperialism#killing-democracy
caitlyn jenner meets the fine print on trumpism

Caitlyn Jenner realizing that when you vote for the guy promising government-sponsored bigotry, the terms and conditions also apply to premium subscribers.
Caitlyn Jenner has discovered a shocking twist in the Trump saga: when you back a president who signs an executive order forcing all federal IDs to reflect your “immutable biological classification as either male or female”, he means you too. Jenner renewed her passport and, surprise, it came back marked "male"—twice. On Tomi Lahren’s podcast, she called it a “safety factor” that means she can’t travel and plaintively noted she can’t get Trump to return her calls. She still insists she “loves” him and “doesn’t blame” him, which is some Olympic-level self-absolution from a woman who openly backed a guy whose campaign spent millions on anti-trans ads.
Trumpism’s central promise has always been: don’t worry, the cruelty is for other people. Jenner is now learning that when you help build the machine, it doesn’t check your donor history before it runs you over. She joins the long line of supporters who thought he’d “hurt the people he needs to be hurting” and are now shocked to find out they’re on the list.
Elsewhere in Our Functioning Democracy, a 62-year-old woman in Alabama was actually prosecuted for wearing a 7-foot inflatable penis costume with a “No Dick Tator” sign at a protest. The city claimed it was about “public safety,” as if the real threat to the republic was latex satire, not the guy trying to criminalize dissent. A court finally found her not guilty, after the local government generously burned taxpayer money to prove it hates jokes.
And in the Pentagon’s ongoing cosplay as a far-right message board, Trump fired Navy Secretary John Phelan and swapped him out for Hung Cao, a DEI-basher who’s joked about KKK hoods and warned that witches have “taken over” Monterey, California. The U.S. Navy is now partially overseen by a man whose worldview sounds like a rejected QAnon fanfic. But sure, tell us more about how the real danger to national security is drag queens and pronouns.
#killing-democracy#anti-immigration#full-stupid
trump builds kiddie camp on toxic waste plume

ICE’s latest family facility concept art: a cheerful children’s barracks thoughtfully nestled atop a massive plume of forever chemicals, conveniently located steps from your deportation flight.
Trump’s ICE has apparently decided that caging migrant kids wasn’t dystopian enough, so now they’re upgrading to a PFAS-soaked former air force base in Louisiana where groundwater has clocked in at up to 575,000 times federal limits. England Airpark is basically a Superfund theme park: forever chemicals, TCE, VOCs, burn pits, asbestos, jet fuel – if it can cause cancer or organ failure, it’s probably in the soil, the dust, or the air. Perfect place to stash families fleeing violence, right next to the deportation runway, so you can fly them out as soon as the tumors finish incubating.
Homeland Security, with a straight face, says it has “no new detention centers to announce,” while project officials are busily finalizing the lease and bragging this will be a “first of its kind” short-term family facility in a converted barracks. They claim it’s only for three to five days and totally for people who “self-deport,” which immigrant rights groups politely translate as: coerced, stuck for much longer, and absolutely not voluntary. Meanwhile, the military hasn’t even started real cleanup; they’re still in the “mapping the giant poison plume” phase, while the PFAS just keeps spreading through the aquifer.
Public health experts are over here shouting that there shouldn’t be any housing on this kind of contaminated base, especially not for children whose smaller bodies get hammered harder by these chemicals. The air, the dust, the soil – not meaningfully tested. Deed records say the land is restricted to industrial use, yet somehow it’s magically fine for family detention, because in Trump’s America “industrial” apparently includes imprisoning toddlers on a chemical spill. Advocates are scrambling to find a legal way to stop this, because when the government is building a deportation hub for kids on one of the most toxic sites in the country, you don’t need subtlety: you’re just watching policy that treats migrants as disposable lab rats.
#killing-democracy#anti-immigration
trump discovers jesus, immediately deploys him with ice

Priest tries to follow Jesus’ command to welcome the stranger, is rewarded with an impromptu baptism in pepper spray from ICE.
Pete Hegseth is out here blessing U.S. warfare "in the mighty and powerful name of Jesus Christ" while Trump posts AI fanfic of himself as a knockoff Messiah and livestreams Bible readings like it’s QVC for Christian nationalists. The White House religion-industrial complex keeps trying to cosplay as the early church; the only thing they’ve nailed so far is the crucifixion part – of immigrants, democracy, and basic theology.
Progressive Christians, apparently tired of watching their faith turned into a branding exercise for deportation raids, are responding the old-fashioned way: getting arrested. Clergy are being thrown to the ground and handcuffed outside detention centers, 99 faith leaders were busted at the Minneapolis airport protesting ICE, and after Trump tore up immigration enforcement protections for churches and other sacred spaces, a coalition of Christian, Jewish, Sikh and other groups sued the administration for turning houses of worship into open-season hunting grounds for agents with badges and zip ties.
While Trumpworld beams AI Jesus-Trump content to the base, actual Christians are doing Good Friday marches to ICE facilities, running accompaniment programs for migrants in court and detention, and literally wearing symbolic ankle monitors in solidarity with people trapped in ICE’s "alternatives to detention" program. The administration keeps insisting it’s defending Christianity; the people who actually read the Gospels seem convinced it’s just using the cross as a logo for state-sanctioned cruelty.
#anti-immigration#killing-democracy
congress discovers the war powers act (again)

Congress bravely prepares to meet the constitutional crisis with hearings, handwringing, and absolutely no binding votes.
As the 60-day War Powers Act deadline on Trump's Iran adventure lumbers into view, Congress is doing what it does best: holding conversations about maybe, possibly, at some indeterminate point, considering whether to assert the authority the Constitution already gave them. The law says they’re supposed to vote on this war. The political consultants say, "Have you considered a strongly worded bipartisan letter instead?" Guess which side is winning.
Meanwhile, Trump’s approval ratings are the other supposed safeguard, because when Congress refuses to check a president’s power, Gallup becomes the last branch of government. NPR politely notes what the polls say; the real story is that as long as his numbers aren’t subterranean, Republicans will keep handing him blank checks for foreign adventures, and Democrats will keep issuing outraged press releases like they’re legally binding documents. The War Powers Act remains, as always, more of a suggestion than a law.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness
todd blanche auditions to be america’s top cop for trump, not for the law

Todd Blanche, proudly demonstrating how to turn the Department of Justice into the Department of Just Get Trump What He Wants.
Todd Blanche has decided the best way to land the attorney general job is to prove he’ll treat the justice department like Trump’s personal revenge subscription service. In a few weeks as acting AG, he’s fired career prosecutors who got in the way, brought in 81-year-old election-denial enthusiast Joe diGenova to chase John Brennan for the crime of acknowledging Russian interference, and put extra muscle on any case involving Trump’s enemies. The DOJ’s public line is that Blanche is "applying the law equally" while vowing to "advance President Trump’s agenda" and "end weaponization"—a statement so self-parodying it should come with a laugh track.
The new audition piece: trying to vacate seditious conspiracy convictions for Proud Boys and Oath Keepers who helped turn January 6 into a cosplay coup, while simultaneously rolling out a legally flimsy 11-count indictment against the Southern Poverty Law Center for… sharing intel on extremists with law enforcement for decades. Civil-rights veterans are politely calling the case "shoddy" instead of the more accurate legal term: what is this garbage. Watchdogs say Blanche is sharpening Trump’s retaliation agenda; Trump allies call it "fantastic" and insist "no one is above the law"—except, apparently, the people who attacked Congress and the guy they did it for.
Blanche is also trying to bury the Epstein files mess like yesterday’s news, dropping a transparently political probe of Jerome Powell just in time for his term to expire, and fending off criticism from fellow Trump-world aspiring AGs who resent that he’s stealing their spotlight in the Strongman Tryouts. One of them even calls Blanche’s tactics "lowlife"—an extraordinary insult coming from a movement whose baseline is attempting to overturn elections. The message from Main Justice is clear: if you’re a Trump loyalist or an extremist group with the right politics, the law is negotiable. If you’re a civil-rights nonprofit or someone who said the 2020 election was secure, get in line for your investigation.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness
labor secretary discovers workers are the real deep state

Lori Chavez-DeRemer stands before a three-story Trump portrait at the Labor Department, helpfully illustrating who the agency really works for these days—and it’s not workers.
The Trump Labor Secretary, Lori Chavez-DeRemer, has resigned after a speedrun of scandals that somehow managed to combine alleged affair-with-a-subordinate drama, misuse of travel funds, grant-steering to political buddies, and a husband who got banned from Labor HQ over sexual assault allegations. Naturally, she took to Instagram and X to announce that none of this is her fault; it’s all a plot by “high-ranked deep state actors” and the “one-sided news media” who are, tragically, insufficiently appreciative of her efforts to annihilate worker protections.
Inside the department, staff describe “constant turbulence,” which is a very polite way of saying “hostile work environment run by people who think unions are Antifa.” Chavez-DeRemer reportedly never even signed the required harassment policy statement, while the agency shed about 20% of its workforce, gutted international grants, and issued threats to employees about talking to the press. When the department’s social media started echoing Nazi rhetoric, the solution wasn’t to rethink the messaging; they just transferred the staffer to Homeland Security, the bureaucratic equivalent of shuffling radioactive waste to the next building.
Labor experts say she sat by while the budget was slashed, unions were targeted, and worker protections were rolled back, including overtime and minimum wage protections for homecare and domestic workers, farmworker safeguards, and even a rule that would stop employers from paying disabled workers below minimum wage. But she didn’t leave over making workers poorer and less safe; she left because the scandal finally became too embarrassing for an administration that has a three-story portrait of Trump plastered on the Labor Department building like a dictator starter kit.
Chavez-DeRemer arrived in office on a glowing endorsement from Teamsters president Sean O’Brien, who praised Trump for “putting American workers first” by nominating her. Now that she’s resigned in disgrace, the Teamsters are suddenly very busy not answering questions. Workers are left with fewer protections, more insecurity, and a department whose leadership treats them as a shadowy conspiracy rather than the people actually doing the job. Deep state, meet cheap state: fewer staff, weaker rules, and a boss who blames you on Instagram while the building is still on fire.
#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
trump sanctions kagame’s army, nba quietly airballs the dictator merch deal

Adam Silver smiles courtside with Paul Kagame, as long as the sanctions only apply to the guys with guns and not the guys buying jersey sponsorships.
The Trump administration finally noticed that Rwanda’s military has been doing war crimes like it’s a competitive sport in eastern Congo and slapped sanctions on the Rwanda Defence Force (RDF) and senior officials. That instantly turned the Armée Patriotique Rwandaise Basketball Club – yes, the team literally owned by the sanctioned military – into a walking OFAC violation inside the NBA’s shiny Basketball Africa League. APR was quietly yanked from the tournament, replaced by the RSSB Tigers, because nothing says "clean break from authoritarianism" like swapping the army’s team for one owned by the state social security board.
The awkward part? The NBA has spent the last decade turning Paul Kagame into a courtside statesman, not a ruthless authoritarian who wins elections with 99% of the vote and exports chaos, massacres, and mineral plunder into the DRC. Kagame’s former aide Claire Akamanzi now runs NBA Africa, "Visit Rwanda" is slapped on the Los Angeles Clippers, and Kagame does the All-Star Game networking circuit while his army and proxy militias displace hundreds of thousands back home.
NBA deputy commissioner Mark Tatum has been insisting they just "follow the lead of the US government" on where to do business. The second that same government made the RDF legally radioactive, the league suddenly discovered that maybe the general’s team shouldn’t be in their feel-good Africa expansion project. For now, the NBA is technically in compliance, still happily partnered with the dictatorship itself, just not the bits of it Treasury has highlighted in red. The message: war crimes are bad, but if you move the logo from the army to the pension fund, we can still run the playoffs in Kigali and call it development.
#killing-democracy#imperialism
trump cuts medicaid, planned parenthood forced to sell foreheads to save uteruses

Planned Parenthood nurse performs a cosmetic procedure so the clinic can afford to keep doing the wildly controversial service known as ‘basic healthcare for poor people.’
Republicans finally did it: they owned the libs so hard that Planned Parenthood clinics are now running side hustles as Botox bars to keep the lights on. After Donald Trump and Congress jammed through a tax-and-spending package that blocks Planned Parenthood and any abortion provider from taking Medicaid for non-abortion care, the country’s largest affiliate in Northern California is plugging the budget crater with cash-only cosmetic procedures, IV drips for hangovers, and sedation upsells.
This is what "pro-life" governance looks like in practice: 75–80% of their patients are on Medi-Cal, but instead of letting poor women use their health insurance for Pap smears and IUDs, the federal government told clinics to go find some side gig in the gig economy. So now reproductive health providers are doing aesthetic injectables to subsidize birth control and cancer screenings, while the same politicians who caused the crisis will soon point at the Botox menu and shriek that Planned Parenthood is a frivolous beauty shop that doesn’t need funding. It’s not healthcare policy; it’s a long con where low-income patients pay the price and Congress pretends it’s fiscal responsibility.
#pro-life#healthcare#trumps-america
authoritarian-in-chief RSVPs to free press cosplay gala

A tuxedoed Trump addresses the room, bravely enduring the nation’s most savage punishment for attacking the free press: a rubber chicken dinner and a few jokes everyone’s too scared to tell.
The White House Correspondents’ Dinner is supposed to be a goofy little ritual where the press and the president pretend to like each other for one night before going back to the normal level of mutual contempt. Under Trump 2.0, we’ve upgraded from "mutual contempt" to state-backed harassment campaign, and the press is still ironing their tuxes like this is all perfectly fine.
Over the past year, Trump has called a female Bloomberg reporter "piggy", labeled coverage of the war in Iran "almost treasonous", tried to claw back funding for NPR and PBS, demanded that disfavored TV networks lose their broadcast licenses, threatened to jail reporters who won’t burn sources, and unleashed his lawyers on CNN, the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, and the BBC for the crime of reporting on his Iran bombing campaign. That’s before you get to the FBI actually raiding a reporter’s home for the first time in modern history and launching an "investigation" into a New York Times reporter for "stalking" right after she wrote something unflattering about FBI director Kash Patel’s girlfriend. Totally normal democracy stuff.
Meanwhile, Trump’s Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is out here comparing reporters to biblical Pharisees and methodically stripping Pentagon access from defense reporters, then mocking the outlets he’s shut out. Journalism professor Frank Sesno politely points out that this is "breathtakingly bold and dangerous" and that pretending none of this happened while clinking champagne flutes with the guy is insane. A group of former journalists even sends a letter begging the White House Correspondents’ Association to do something more forceful than issuing a strongly worded canapé.
The WHCA’s response? A solemn statement about how the dinner "reinforces the importance of the First Amendment" and is a reminder of what a free press means, as they tiptoe around directly confronting the man who is actively trying to stomp that free press into the carpet. The organization insists its job is to maintain access, not act as a watchdog – which is an elegant way of saying: we’ll be toasting press freedom in front of the president who’s raiding reporters’ homes, but please don’t expect us to mention that awkward little detail on stage. America turns 250, and the fourth estate celebrates by treating authoritarian press repression as a vibe issue, not a crisis.
#killing-democracy#fascism
trump sues himself for $10 billion, demands taxpayers apologize

Trump, presumably explaining how suing his own government for $10 billion is totally normal and not at all a taxpayer-funded pity party.
U.S. District Judge Kathleen Williams has done the unthinkable in Trump’s America: she’s asked if a lawsuit actually makes legal sense. Trump is suing the IRS and Treasury for $10 billion because a contractor leaked his tax returns, but there’s a tiny constitutional speed bump — he’s the sitting president, and the IRS is an agency he literally oversees. Williams dryly noted that courts need an actual “case or controversy,” which is hard to find when one side ultimately answers to the guy on the other side.
Both Trump’s lawyers and the Justice Department have been trying to quietly hit the pause button while they “resolve” this, which sounds a lot like, “We’re workshopping how the president can bill taxpayers for his own embarrassment.” Trump swears he’ll donate any winnings to charity, a lovely gesture that somehow still involves vacuuming billions out of the public treasury because his tax records showed he paid $750 in federal income taxes and the nation laughed.
The complaint, filed by Trump, Don Jr., Eric, and the Trump Organization — truly the Avengers of reputational harm — claims the leak caused them financial damage and “public embarrassment.” The judge now wants both sides to explain by May 20 why this isn’t just the president staging a fake fight with his own government to get a giant check from taxpayers. The Justice Department, led by Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, insists it can handle these “competing interests” ethically, which is a bold promise when the core issue is whether the president can turn the U.S. government into his personal GoFundMe.
#corruption#forever-grifting
civil rights division now protecting ai from civil rights

Elon Musk and the Trump DOJ, jointly ensuring that no algorithm is ever burdened by the weight of basic civil rights.
The Trump justice department has decided that its top civil rights priority is … defending Elon Musk’s AI company from Colorado’s attempt to stop algorithmic discrimination. Assistant attorney general for civil rights Harmeet Dhillon announced that laws requiring AI systems to avoid unintended discriminatory effects are actually unconstitutional because they "infect" products with "woke DEI ideology". Bold choice: turning the Civil Rights Division into the Algorithmic Segregation Protection Unit.
Colorado’s law asks developers of “high-risk” AI used for jobs, housing, healthcare, education and finance to disclose risks and mitigate bias, which is apparently a bridge too far for both xAI and the feds. Musk’s company insists the law violates the First Amendment by telling AI developers how to design systems and by “compelling speech” on public issues, and the Trump administration eagerly transformed that into a full-on federal-state showdown. Instead of a patchwork of state protections, they’d prefer one neat national framework where your landlord’s automated denial system can discriminate freely from sea to shining sea.
So now, the federal government is riding to the rescue of an oligarch’s startup, arguing that protecting people from AI-driven discrimination violates equal protection, while endorsing "some discrimination" if it’s not labeled DEI. The message is clear: civil rights for humans are optional; civil rights for corporations are non-negotiable. The only "high-risk" system this administration is interested in regulating is anything that might inconvenience Elon Musk.
#oligarchy#killing-democracy
the emperor’s new l’s

Artist’s rendering of Trump’s week: a ‘mission accomplished’ banner hanging over a smoking crater labeled ‘victory.’
Donald Trump, the man who once promised his supporters they’d be “tired of winning,” has finally delivered on that pledge — they’re exhausted from watching him lose. NPR sums up his recent stretch as a string of setbacks on everything from the economy to foreign policy, which is what happens when you campaign as an all-powerful dealmaker and then run the government like a reality show filmed in a shredder.
The White House sales pitch was endless, effortless victory; the reality is a highlight reel of faceplants, stalled agendas, and foreign leaders who have figured out they can just wait him out. Victory on all fronts has quietly been rebranded as “it’s the media’s fault” and “witch hunt season 12.” The strongman act looks less like 4D chess and more like a guy flipping over the board because he just discovered there are rules.
#losses#full-stupid
america’s middle east policy outsourced to jared’s group chat again

Jared Kushner, freshly moisturized and unelected, prepares to solve Middle East peace again between real estate deals.
The Trump White House is apparently sending Jared Kushner and his old real estate pal Steve Witkoff to Pakistan for "peace talks" with Iran, because when you think nuclear brinkmanship in the Strait of Hormuz, you obviously think: the guy whose family business needed a bailout from the Saudis and another developer whose primary qualification is knowing Jared’s cell number. State Department? Career diplomats? People who can find Iran on a map without checking the deed registry? Cute ideas, but this is the Trump era.
This isn’t foreign policy so much as a friends-and-family discount diplomacy package. Kushner, who already cashed in on his last turn as Middle East Whisperer with a multibillion-dollar Saudi investment fund, is now swanning back into high-stakes negotiations as if U.S. foreign policy is his side hustle between fund raises. Tossing in Steve Witkoff just completes the vibe: the world’s most volatile region, now brought to you by a couple of guys who think "shuttle diplomacy" means the AmEx lounge at Doha.
Meanwhile, Trump is publicly musing about keeping the Strait of Hormuz closed, which economists warn could send gas prices into orbit, and his solution is… to let Jared run freelance diplomacy out of Pakistan. No congressional oversight, no transparency, just unelected, unconfirmed, heavily conflicted cronies playing nuclear Jenga with the global economy. American democracy may be collapsing, but at least the real estate portfolio is diversified.
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