The Trump Presidency Timeline

Donald Trump’s latest golf spree has extracted a jaw-dropping $18 million+ from taxpayers, proving once again that his favorite pastime is dollar-sign-distracted vacationing while Americans work to pay the bills. Only 48 days into office, he’s already chalked up more green time than most zebra-striped greens—14 days on the links, folks! Meanwhile, he promises he's too 'busy' to swing a club on official trips, a claim made while racking up costs that could fund a small army, or at least a decent daycare. As if we needed further proof of the stunning hypocrisy of an elite enjoying leisure on the public's dime while pretending to lead.

In a spectacular show of bureaucratic incompetence, the Department of Homeland Security has decided that the way to combat leaks is to strap employees to a lie detector like it’s a scene straight out of a bad spy flick. Are they really so clueless that they think dampening employee morale with invasive polygraph tests will solve their issues with transparency? Meanwhile, Secretary Noem’s idea of accountability starts and ends with pointing fingers at ‘leakers’ instead of addressing the systemic failures within her own organization. This isn’t security; it’s a farce that’s as entertaining as it is absurd.

Elon Musk, the king of self-indulgence, just pushed the envelope of greed and entitlement with a family joyride aboard Air Force One, casting taxpayers into the abyss of government waste. While hard-working citizens tighten their belts due to budget cuts, Musk's entourage—including his mother and kid—gets a VIP tour of the presidential jet, proving that when you're the richest man in the world, apparently, you fly first class on other people's money. Criticism is flying faster than his SpaceX rockets, yet here we are, wondering how this billionaire’s bloated ego has somehow become synonymous with government efficiency. Bravo! What a spectacle!

Welcome to the circus—where the ringmaster, a.k.a. DOGE, gets a backstage pass to the child support database, all while career civil servants wave their warning flags from the sidelines, only to find their voices snuffed out. It seems the Department of Health and Human Services decided that legal and ethical concerns are mere afterthoughts when it comes to giving a 'read-only' key to sensitive data, bypassing disgruntled employees and the rule of law like it’s a fun little game. Bravo! Expect an avalanche of chaos where children become mere statistics in DOGE’s absurd quest for efficiency. Who needs safeguards when you can juggle private information like a three-ring circus? Keep the popcorn ready, folks; this show is just getting started!

In a breathtaking display of incompetence and blatant partisanship, the Trump administration has decided that the best way to secure America is by shoving experienced national security officials out the door like yesterday's trash. The gutting of the National Security Division wouldn't just make headlines—it’s a masterclass in undermining the very structure designed to protect us from threats. For a crew who endlessly screams about being victimized, they sure love to victimize those whose public service spans multiple administrations. Promising to restore 'integrity' while systematically ordaining incompetence? That’s a punchline worthy of the worst late-night comedy. But hey, at least they’re all on the same page of the same corrupt playbook.

This twisted tale of pro-terrorist grooming runs on absurdity and the nauseating reality of profit-driven platforms like Telegram, which don’t just allow hate but *encourage* it, elevating young Krajčík from bullied teenager to a mass-shooting poster child. This is not merely *incompetence*; it's the systematic *facilitation* of extremism under the guise of ‘free speech,’ while the world turns a blind eye and pats itself on the back for weak attempts at moderation. Congratulations, society; you’ve discovered the perfect recipe for a catastrophic failure—just toss in some apathetic tech giants, a sprinkle of unhinged influencers, and a pinch of fatal neglect, and voilà: you’ve cooked up a real-life horror story!

So the Pentagon has decided that purging 26,000 images of military milestones and honoring heroic figures is a good way to promote their new vision of inclusion? This is peak bureaucratic absurdity: it’s not just pictures being flushed, it’s a full-on cultural erasure. Women in service? Gone! The Enola Gay? See ya! All in the name of clumsy compliance with a retrograde political directive that insists on sanitizing American military history. This is like deciding to hide the fire extinguisher because you forgot to pay the water bill—not just dumb but dangerously negligent. Just wait till the next history project—if anyone’s still around to write it!

Once again, the Social Security Administration proves they excel at creating messes rather than solving them. After a ludicrous attempt to complicate life for new parents in Maine, they realized just how absurd it was to force families to travel hours to get a Social Security card for their newborns—like they have nothing better to do than navigate a bureaucratic nightmare. Every decision smells of incompetence, while Lee Dudek’s backtracking apology is about as reassuring as a broken promise. They accidentally made life harder for parents, who only need one straightforward process—thankfully, that’s back on, but not without raising alarm bells about sheer thoughtlessness. In a state where eight Social Security offices in major towns still leave rural residents high and dry, we must wonder: are they even pretending to think about us, or just patting themselves on the back for this 'great save'?

In a breathtaking display of incompetence, Donald Trump has swooped in with a ludicrous 250% tariff on Canadian dairy, just a day after pretending to pause a mere 25% on other goods—was the paperwork just too hard? Meanwhile, as his administration botches humanitarian aid in Gaza and sabotages Ukraine’s defense against Russia, Trump’s idea of ‘diplomacy’ looks more like an adult throwing a tantrum in the toy aisle. Who knew tariffs were the magic remedy for international relations—or in Trump's case, sheer chaos?