The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 1613 entries and counting.
corruption
the purge has begun, making us safer by removing career prosecutors
big grindr meetup
Ed Martin, the administration’s handpicked D.C. U.S. Attorney, just axed 30 prosecutors who worked on Jan. 6 cases, calling their hiring a “subversive” act. His next move? Investigating the investigators and making sure the DOJ bends to the whims of President Ferrethead. Martin, a “Stop the Steal” organizer and MAGA firebrand, has wasted no time gutting the Capitol riot prosecution team, replacing leadership, and demanding loyalty from subordinates—or else. His office is also probing Chuck Schumer for a years-old speech the big guy didn’t like, because apparently, that’s the real threat to democracy. Veteran prosecutors warn this is a full-scale politicization of justice, but the regime’s loyalists are celebrating. One of their legal enforcers, Mike Davis, gleefully declared Jan. 6 prosecutors should “live in fear.” Mission accomplished. Martin’s history? Fired for scandal in Missouri, embraced by the MAGA machine, and now in charge of 360 prosecutors with a mandate to punish the enemies of the regime. D.C.’s top law enforcement office isn’t about law anymore—it’s about obedience.
Source: washingtonpost.com
#corruption#lawlessness#fascism
corruption
felon in chief moves to drop fraud case against TN rep
real life despicable me minion andy ogles
In a totally normal and not at all suspicious move, federal prosecutors in Nashville have been pulled from the criminal case against Tennessee Rep. Andy Ogles, a MAGA loyalist under FBI investigation for allegedly faking a $320,000 personal loan to his 2022 campaign. The case is now being fully handled by the DOJ in D.C., a convenient shift right after the administration forced out the longtime head of the DOJ’s public corruption unit. Meanwhile, Ogles has been busy trying to ingratiate himself with the regime, introducing nonsense resolutions to let the big guy run for a third term and even pushing for a U.S. takeover of Greenland. For context, New York’s George Santos got indicted for basically the same thing and ended up resigning in disgrace. But Ogles? He might be off the hook—especially since the administration just dropped another GOP fraud case in Nebraska and is busy purging anyone who prosecuted the wrong people. At this rate, expect a new wave of pardons, dropped cases, and reassignments—because justice is for enemies, not allies.
Source: newschannel5.com
#corruption#lawlessness
money
they urge flight controllers to leave after right after the first plane crash on american soil in for-f*cking-ever
stump fingers pointing out which of the happy meals he wants
Less than 24 hours after a deadly plane crash in D.C., the administration decided it was the perfect time to email air traffic controllers—not to offer support, but to encourage them to quit their jobs en masse. The email, sent late Thursday night, urged controllers to take a government buyout, find a job in the private sector, or go on vacation “while still on the government payroll”—which, hilariously, violates federal rules against second incomes. This push for mass resignations comes in the middle of a nationwide air traffic controller shortage—a crisis that likely played a role in the Army helicopter collision that killed 67 people. When questioned, the administration blamed Obama, Biden, and, presumably, the deep state, while also falsely claiming the FAA was prioritizing “woke hiring” over safety. Meanwhile, actual aviation experts and union leaders are warning that gutting the agency even further could lead to more disasters in the skies. But hey, at least those former air traffic controllers can use their buyout money to take a long vacation… assuming their flights don’t get canceled due to, you know, no air traffic controllers.
Source: thedailybeast.com
#money
lawlessness
hes gonna make the nation safer, by firing the federal police force?
the newest target of the cranky crybaby
the worlds only part orange orangutan human's revenge tour is in full swing, and the FBI is next on the chopping block. Dozens of career agents, prosecutors, and senior officials who worked on frumpys-related cases—including the Capitol riot investigations and his classified documents scandal—are reportedly being targeted for forced resignations or terminations as soon as this week. the interim Justice Department leadership is wasting no time purging the ranks of anyone deemed “untrustworthy”—i.e., anyone who actually followed the law when investigating him. Even prosecutors working Jan. 6 cases who were set to become permanent hires under the Biden administration were suddenly fired en masse because their existence “hindered” the administrations agenda. Meanwhile, Kash Patel, the controversial FBI director nominee, is playing dumb in the Senate, claiming he knows nothing about any mass firings—while his boss actively guts the agency. The FBI Agents Association is already warning that the move will cripple national security, but dumbshit and his loyalists are more focused on settling scores than fighting crime. With the DOJ already under siege, cheeto jesus is making it clear: law enforcement exists to serve him, or it doesn’t exist at all”
Source: cnn.com
#lawlessness#full-stupid
pro publica is a national treasure
the foreign aid freeze is killing children
Children playing with kites on the Sudan-Chad border, where hundreds of thousands of refugees have fled the war in Sudan. Staffers at a half dozen U.S.-funded medical facilities in Sudan who treat children defied President Donald Trump’s orders to stop their work. Credit:Sven Torfinn/Panos Pictures/Redux
In the twilight zones latest "America First" stunt, U.S.-funded medical facilities in Sudan faced a horrific choice: obey bronzin' betty' stop-work order or let up to 100 malnourished babies and toddlers die. They chose to keep working—until they run out of supplies. Despite announcing waivers for “lifesaving” aid, the administration hasn’t actually lifted the stop-work orders. Aid groups are now trapped in a bureaucratic nightmare, unable to access funds for IV bags, HIV medications, warzone evacuations, and even electricity for hospitals. Meanwhile, the administrations State Department is too busy making up nonsense about condoms funding terrorism. The fallout? HIV treatment halted for 20 million people, medical teams abandoning refugee camps, Ebola outbreaks left unchecked, and Ukraine’s civilian aid cut off—all while humanitarian officials are fired for simply trying to help. As one USAID veteran put it: “Like a Russian nesting doll of f*ck-ups. It’s just astonishing.”
Source: propublica.org
#pro-publica-is-a-national-treasure#money#full-stupid#lawlessness
fascism
the worlds richest man, and petty little b*tch wants the government’s checkbook, and treasury’s top career official just walked out
David A. Lebryk, seen in 2023, had served in nonpolitical roles over several decades at the Treasury Department. (Bill O'Leary/The Washington Post)
David A. Lebryk, the highest-ranking career official at the U.S. Treasury Department, just retired abruptly after a reported clash with elmos “Department of Government Efficiency” (DOGE) - stupid fucking name by the way - over access to the federal payment system—aka the infrastructure that handles $6 trillion in transactions for Social Security, Medicare, tax refunds, and government contracts. elmo surrogates have apparently been pushing for direct access to the system since the election, and with fascist freddy's executive order mandating “full access” for DOGE, that push just got a lot more aggressive. Why exactly they want their hands on the nation’s financial arteries? Unclear. But given elmos history of playing fast and loose with power, legal experts are sounding the alarm. As one former Treasury official put it: “This is a mechanical job… it’s never been used to execute a partisan agenda.” Until now. With Musk’s growing influence over the administration—and his newfound obsession with slashing government spending—this fight over who controls America’s money is just getting started. We are so cooked
Source: washingtonpost.com
#fascism#money
full stupid
now he wants to deport us citizens
im so sick of this face lol
"America First"—except when it comes to our own citizens— cheeto facepaint has proposed shipping repeat offenders to foreign prisons. Because nothing says justice like outsourcing, right? This idea raises a host of questions, like which countries are lining up to become America's penal colonies, and how this aligns with international law. Critics argue it's a blatant attempt to sidestep domestic prison reform, while supporters hail it as a bold strategy to reduce crime. The only repeat offender that needs to get locked up somewhere far away from here is the jeffrey epsteins best friend, in the white house.
Source: nbcnews.com
#full-stupid
full stupid
the forethought put into this is apropros of the entire administration
you can email tens of thousands of people in the federal government at once
I just sent this email to all 13,000 federal employees of the NOAA lol. The Trump administration's changes to their communications system made it so literally anyone can blast messages out to the entire agency - Ken Klippenstein
Source: bsky.app
#full-stupid
corruption
surprise surprise, trump acts like a politician
Donald Trump reading from the playbook he promised he never wrote.
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have predicted, President Trump is already enacting policies from the conservative Project 2025 just two weeks into his second term. You know, the same policies he distanced himself from on the campaign trail, calling them 'absolutely ridiculous.' Because nothing says political integrity like denouncing a plan and then implementing it once in office.
With Russ Vought, the former architect of this playbook, back at the helm of the Office of Management and Budget, Trump's administration is diving right into proposals like ending birthright citizenship and freezing federal hiring. In other words, they're taking a page—or 900—to reshape the federal government just like they swore they wouldn't. Meanwhile, Democrats, led by Chuck Schumer, are engaging in the time-honored tradition of outrage, though whether that outrage will translate into action is, as always, questionable at best.
The White House, naturally, claims any overlap between Trump’s ‘promises’ and Project 2025 is purely coincidental. Because why bother with consistency when you can just gaslight an entire nation instead? In the grand tradition of ‘do as I say, not as I do,’ Trump’s early days in office are shaping up to be a veritable buffet of fascinating contradictions.
Source: npr.org
#corruption#fascism
lawlessness
another j6er is back in prison
treasonous piece of shit carrying a stolen sign after attacking the seat of dempcracy, get fucked
From storming the Capitol to a deadly DUI, Emily Hernandez’s fall from MAGA martyr to convicted felon is complete. Pardoned just last week by president mob boss for her role in the Jan. 6 insurrection, Hernandez won’t be celebrating her newfound freedom—because she was just sentenced to 17 years in prison for killing a woman in a drunken wrong-way crash. Hernandez, famous for parading around with a stolen Nancy Pelosi sign, was already set to plead guilty to her Jan. 6 charges when she drove headfirst into oncoming traffic, killing 32-year-old Victoria Wilson and severely injuring her husband. Her blood-alcohol content was a staggering .20%, more than double the legal limit. ONLY THE BEST PEOPLE Despite the president being pro violence and giving her mercy for her role in attacking the seat of democracy, the justice system wasn’t as forgiving for taking a life. A judge sentenced her to 10 years for the fatal crash and seven more for the injuries she caused—proving that, in at least one courtroom, accountability still exists for people that aren't rich white assholes.
Source: rawstory.com
#lawlessness#full-stupid
awful nominations
DoT issues orders to give preferential treament to communities with higher rates of marriage and birth rates higher than national average
us dot building
see title
Source: transportation.gov
#awful-nominations#unconstitutional
unconstitutional
peach panther signs executive order to deport students exercising their 1st amendment rights
protestor being arrested, and senile ham face
the sultan of soiled shorts latest executive order turns student protests into deportation-worthy offenses. In his crackdown on pro-Palestinian demonstrations, Trump is targeting non-citizen students and residents, revoking visas and threatening deportation for those he deems “Hamas sympathizers.” I understand that hamas is a terrorist organization and they can get fucked but what about the first amendment???? Under the new order, federal agencies are tasked with investigating civil rights violations linked to campus protests and taking legal action against anyone accused of antisemitic activity. But the vagueness of the policy raises immediate concerns—who decides what counts as “sympathizing” with Hamas? Does chanting “Free Palestine” get you kicked out of the country? In this assholes version of America it does. Civil rights groups are already calling this an unconstitutional attack on free speech, likening it to the crackdowns on Vietnam War protesters. Legal experts warn that punishing students based on political speech violates the First Amendment—but Trump and his supporters claim it’s necessary to curb extremism on college campuses. With lawsuits looming and universities now under pressure to track student activism, this order could reshape protest culture in America—not just for pro-Palestinian demonstrators, but for anyone who dares to oppose government policy.
Source: reviewdiv.com
#unconstitutional#racism
anti immigration
angry grandpa takes aim at children
angry old man coloring in his racist coloring book
cheeto kings war on “indoctrination” is off to a blazing start—by forcing schools to teach only what he approves. In a trio of executive orders, Trump is demanding schools drop lessons on systemic racism and gender identity, funneling public money into private schools, and cracking down on pro-Palestinian protesters by threatening deportation. In a move that would make Big Brother proud, federal funding will now hinge on whether schools toe the MAGA line. Teach “gender ideology” or “discriminatory equity ideology” (translation: acknowledge LGBTQ+ rights or systemic racism)? Kiss that funding goodbye. Meanwhile, Trump’s education secretary now has 90 days to come up with a national censorship blueprint disguised as an “anti-indoctrination” plan. But that’s not all—Trump’s school choice order pushes even more taxpayer dollars toward private and religious schools, draining funding from public education. And for the grand finale, student protesters who oppose Israel’s actions in Gaza could have their visas revoked under the pretense of fighting antisemitism, a move that legal experts are already calling blatantly unconstitutional. If you thought the last few years were a battleground for education, buckle up—Trump’s second term is turning the classroom into a full-fledged ideological purge. He wants to make all the kids stupid, after all he loves the poorly educated and learning things turns people into independents or democrats.
Source: washingtonpost.com
#anti-immigration#racism
anti immigration
american citizens taken to detention center for the crime of being brown and bilingual
a family of american citizens was detained and taking to a immigration center
A toddler, his mother, and his grandmother—all American citizens—were detained and taken to an immigration detention center by U.S. officials in Milwaukee after they were overheard speaking Spanish, according to a Monday report by Telemundo Puerto Rico. My wife suggested I start carrying my passport with me, as I'm of puerto rican descent. holy fuck its going to be a long 4 years.
Source: newsbreak.com
#anti-immigration#racism
lawlessness
project 2025 fuckheads author government memo, metadata shows
the opm, ground zero for the tiny handed tyrants full on assault on the federal government (image from 404media link)
The administration is scrubbing evidence faster than a teenager clearing their browser history. The U.S. Office of Personnel Management (OPM) was caught wiping metadata from official memos after it revealed that key documents were authored by individuals linked to Project 2025—not actual government employees. The deleted details exposed that Trump’s allies were quietly embedding themselves in the federal bureaucracy, with some of them drafting official policy despite having no formal role at OPM. The revelation comes as Trump reinstates Schedule F, his plan to replace career federal employees with loyalists who’ll “bend or break” to his will. Meanwhile, the newly minted Department of Government Efficiency (yes, led by worlds richest nazi sympathizer, elmo musk) is offering mass buyouts to government workers, signaling that if they don’t take the deal now, Trump’s cronies will show them the door later. For someone who claims to have “nothing to do” with Project 2025, gangrene-grimace sure seems to be using its playbook—down to the last deleted data point.
Source: mashable.com
#lawlessness#full-stupid
anti immigration
the duke of depends is ordering the dod to build housing on gitmo
A control tower is seen through the razor wire inside the Camp VI detention facility at Guantánamo Bay Naval Base in Cuba on April 17, 2019. (Alex Brandon/AP) if anyone deserves to be in prison its that treasonous sack of shit in the oval office
In a move that's sure to ignite controversy, president combover has signed an executive order directing the Pentagon and the Department of Homeland Security to prepare facilities at Guantánamo Bay to detain up to 30,000 migrants. This decision marks a significant escalation in the administration's immigration enforcement strategy, repurposing the naval base in Cuba, historically used for detaining terrorism suspects, to now house individuals entering the U.S. without authorization. The plan has already drawn sharp criticism from human rights advocates and legal experts, who argue that detaining migrants in such a facility could violate international law and further tarnish America's human rights record. As the administration moves forward, the nation watches closely, anticipating legal challenges and widespread debate over the ethical and legal implications of this unprecedented action. He gonna start gassing people next??
Source: washingtonpost.com
#anti-immigration#racism
lawlessness
accountability is dead for von shitzinpants and those close to him
these two pieces of shit hid our nations most sensitive secrets inb a fucking bathroom
The Justice Department just dropped its appeal of Judge Aileen Cannon’s ruling that Smith was unlawfully appointed, cementing a legal precedent that could haunt future federal prosecutors. The move ensures that Trump’s former co-defendants, Walt Nauta and Carlos De Oliveira, are off the hook, and the classified documents case that once threatened Trump is now nothing more than a historical footnote. The decision also means the public will definitely never fucking see Smith’s full report on tiny hand's alleged hoarding of classified documents. Merrick Garland had withheld it, citing the pending appeal, but now it's up to grumpy’s own DOJ—stacked with his former defense attorneys—to decide if it ever sees the light of day. Spoiler alert: Don’t hold your breath. With both of Smith’s prosecutions—classified documents and election interference—now effectively buried, Trump has managed to rewrite the rules of accountability. Future presidents, take note: if you don’t like the laws, just win reelection. crazy how we just give the biggest piece of shit free reign to trample our republic
Source: washingtonpost.com
#lawlessness
money
WEREN'T YOU ELECTED TO FIX EGG PRICES?
that looks like the opposite of cheaper to me, YOU HAD ONE JOB FRUMPLESTILTSKIN
Egg prices have been cracking through the roof lately, leaving consumers scrambling to adjust their grocery budgets. In December, the average cost for a dozen Grade A large eggs reached $4.15, a significant jump from $3.65 in November.
Source: news.wttw.com
#money
perverts
new OPM general counsels email leaked in escort website leak - steve monacelli
that creepy weirdo that stares at your underage daughter
The email Andrew Kloster, the Office of Personnel Management’s new general counsel and self described "raging misogynist," used to sign up for his X/Twitter account appears in a leak for an escort service website. The IP address for the escort service website account is in Washington D.C. - steven monacelli (bsky linked below) they aren't actually gonna do shit though cuz they don't really give a fuck about family values when they elected a pedophile and a rapist
Source: bsky.app
#perverts#awful-nominations
killing democracy
no longer allowed to observe black history month, juneteenth, and others
doj letter - attribution to ken klippenstein whos bsky toot is linked below
president dickhead is wasting no time in his second term, speedrunning his executive power grab by firing Democratic members of independent labor commissions—something even past Republican presidents didn’t dare to attempt. Equal employment protections? Union rights? Not if lump has anything to say about it. He’s kicking out commissioners, replacing them with GOP loyalists, and ensuring that the agencies meant to protect workers will now prioritize dismantling workplace discrimination laws, targeting DEI initiatives, and making life easier for corporate giants like Tesla and Amazon. Legal scholars say this move is blatantly illegal and could go all the way to the Supreme Court. But frump, ever the constitutional scholar, has made it clear he doesn’t believe in "independent" agencies—just ones that do his bidding. If this is how he starts, what’s next? Buckle up, labor rights are about to take a ride straight back to the Gilded Age.
Source: bsky.app
#killing-democracy#racism