The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 1607 entries and counting.
anti science
low iq man moves to remove actual scientists from scientific positions
epa
The whiny bitch administration is reportedly considering the dismissal of over 1,000 Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) employees who were hired during the Biden administration to work on climate change and environmental regulation. Recently, 1,100 staff members received emails about potential immediate termination due to their probationary status. New EPA administrator Lee Zeldin emphasized efficiency and a return to in-person work, noting that only about 20% of the EPA building is currently occupied. Federal employee unions, opposing this move, claim these workers can only be fired for cause and are exploring legal avenues. This potential downsizing targets employees involved in the 2022 Inflation Reduction Act's clean energy projects. Zeldin also criticized funding allocations under the guise of climate change for unrelated left-wing causes. The EPA's budget for the last fiscal year was over $9 billion with a workforce of 15,130.
Source: nypost.com
#anti-science#money
unconstitutional
rapist and pedophile makes deal to send americans to prisons overseas
how the fuck does rubios bitch ass stand up without a spine?
president pumpkin makeup's immigration crackdown just took a dystopian turn with a shady backroom deal to ship ‘violent criminals’—including U.S. citizens—to El Salvador’s infamous mega-prison. In exchange for a fee, Nayib Bukele’s government will house deportees of any nationality, completely ignoring trivial bullshit like ‘human rights’ by outsourcing incarceration to a country known for mass arrests and inhumane prison conditions. Legality? International law? Who cares! Meanwhile, rights groups and legal experts are calling this plan what it is: a legally dubious, authoritarian stunt that turns asylum seekers into commodities and U.S. citizens into exiles. But hey, at least Elon thinks it’s a ‘great idea.’ Why can't he just fuck off to mars already?
Source: cnn.com
#unconstitutional#lawlessness#anti-immigration
unconstitutional
uneducated moron puts education in his cross-hairs
department of education - soon to be open office space
mango unchained's war on education is kicking into high gear with a new executive order aimed at gutting the Department of Education from within—they say theyre for the little guy then turn around and do shit like dismantling federal oversight, slashing funding, and booting civil rights enforcement. Musk’s rogue ‘Department of Government Efficiency’ (DOGE) is already burrowing into the agency, with its tech-bro interns reportedly gaining access to sensitive financial aid data. Meanwhile, Republicans are torn between their decades-old dream of axing the department and the logistical nightmare of actually doing it. But let’s be real—this isn’t about efficiency or savings; it’s about gutting protections, weakening oversight, and turning public education into a political plaything.
Source: washingtonpost.com
#unconstitutional#lawlessness
national security
fathead shakes down zelenskyy again
gravity is not kind to his face
cheetolini is now treating U.S. support for Ukraine like a mob shakedown, demanding access to the country’s rare earth minerals in exchange for continued aid. Because why just help an ally fighting off an invasion when you can turn it into a resource grab? He claims Ukraine is ‘willing to do it,’ but Zelenskyy is making it clear that any backroom deals without Ukraine’s involvement are ‘dangerous.’ Meanwhile, Trump is still pretending he has some secret plan to magically end the war—because nothing says ‘stable genius’ like leveraging a humanitarian crisis for a mining deal. Emboldened by the meek GOP bitches in congress failing to impeach him last time, he's shaking down zelenskyy again. what an embarrassment
Source: daytondailynews.com
#national-security#lawlessness
national security
jabba the trump pulls us from un human rights council
what a fat fucking head
the great gasbag is once again yanking the U.S. out of the UN Human Rights Council because nothing says 'global leadership' like storming off when things get uncomfortable. He’s also cutting funding to the UN agency providing relief to Palestinians—because apparently, punishing starving civilians is just good policy now. All of this conveniently timed for Netanyahu’s White House visit, because why just cater to right-wing extremists at home when you can do it abroad too?
#national-security#healthcare
nazi
THE TESLAGEDDON COMETH - nazi sympathizer's approval ratings plummet along with tesla sales
turns out nazis are unpopular everywhere
Tesla registrations down 13% in Europe in 2024, led by 41% decline from Germany. French registrations down a whopping 63% in December.
Source: bnnbloomberg.ca
Tesla registrations down 13% in Europe in 2024, led by 41% decline from Germany. French registrations down a whopping 63% in December.Norway, long Tesla's foothold market in Europe, say Tesla registrations fell 38% in January. Swedish Tesla registrations fell 44% in January as well. Both markets saw overall registrations rise, indicating that Tesla is suffering from Tesla-specific problems.Tesla registrations plummet 12% in California in 2024
#nazi#leopards-ate-my-face
unconstitutional
state department engages in more illegal activity
department of state building
Marco Rubio has unilaterally declared himself head of USAID, Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is running wild, and agency employees have been locked out of their own offices. The administration’s plan? Dismantle America’s largest humanitarian aid organization, strip it of funding, and hand its functions over to the State Department—because nothing screams ‘efficiency’ like replacing disaster relief with whatever Elon comes up with between Twitter rants. Meanwhile, DOGE’s crack team of 19-to-24-year-old ‘engineers’ have somehow been granted access to sensitive government databases, raising just a few tiny concerns about security, oversight, and Musk using federal resources to benefit his own businesses. But sure, this is all about ‘saving taxpayer money,’ not a hostile takeover of the U.S. government by a tech bro and his favorite sycophants.
Source: nytimes.com
#unconstitutional#money
lawlessness
cuban elf siezes control of usaid
after getting demeaned and made fun of, rubio gets ready to take the cum load of his orange handler
Marco Rubio has unilaterally declared himself head of USAID, Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is running wild, and agency employees have been locked out of their own offices. The administration’s plan? Dismantle America’s largest humanitarian aid organization, strip it of funding, and hand its functions over to the State Department—because nothing screams ‘efficiency’ like replacing disaster relief with whatever Elon comes up with between Twitter rants. Meanwhile, DOGE’s crack team of 19-to-24-year-old ‘engineers’ have somehow been granted access to sensitive government databases, raising just a few tiny concerns about security, oversight, and Musk using federal resources to benefit his own businesses. But sure, this is all about ‘saving taxpayer money,’ not a hostile takeover of the U.S. government by a tech bro and his favorite sycophants.
Source: theguardian.com
#lawlessness
trade war
worlds dumbest trade war gets a 30 day reprieve
high res cameras are not this guys friend, holy shit
Trumpty dumpty is celebrating a ‘huge win’ after backing off his tariff threats in exchange for... concessions Mexico and Canada had already promised last year. Mexico is sending troops to its border (again), and Canada is appointing a ‘fentanyl czar’—a move that was already in progress. In other words, he created a crisis, let it simmer, then accepted pre-existing agreements while pretending it’s a massive victory. Classic Art of the Deal: break something, duct tape it back together, and declare yourself a genius.
Source: thetimes.com
#trade-war
trumps america
mr "i love the poorly educated" is trying to make all americans poorly educated
department of education
stable genius's war on education continues, with a new executive order aimed at gutting the Department of Education because, apparently, an informed public is just too dangerous. The plan? Strip away anything not explicitly mandated by law—because who needs pesky things like civil rights enforcement, student loan oversight, or, you know, actual education policy? After all, if kids stop learning history, they might not notice when it's repeating itself.
Source: wsj.com
#trumps-america#anti-science
not awful
throwback - canadians house stranded americans on 9-11
claude elliot - mayor of gander
When 38 planes were forced to land in Gander, Newfoundland, on 9/11, the tiny town of 10,000 nearly doubled in size overnight. But instead of panic, the 'plane people' were met with open arms, hot meals, and a level of kindness that still baffles Newfoundlanders who insist they just did 'the right thing.' In a world increasingly defined by division and fear, Gander remains proof that decency isn’t complicated—you just treat people like people. Meanwhile, America, once a beacon for refugees and strangers, seems to have lost the plot. Maybe we should take notes from a town that never needed a lesson in basic humanity.
Source: usatoday.com
#not-awful
trade war
prices are gonna skyrocket - americans should just get over it says billionaire class
old man realizing he just got beat up by canadians
donny depends is launching yet another trade war, slapping tariffs on Mexico, Canada, and China because... reasons. He even admitted Americans will 'feel some pain'—which is MAGA-speak for 'get ready for skyrocketing prices and economic turmoil.' Canada and Mexico are already preparing to fire back with their own tariffs, markets are tanking, and economists are warning this could shave 1.5% off U.S. growth and push our neighbors into recession. But hey, nothing says ‘America First’ like making everything more expensive while pretending it’s someone else’s fault.
Source: pbs.org
#trade-war#money
anti immigration
gross incompetence - ice has to release migrants they arrest because they cant house them
ice agents on their way to give blowjobs to glory holes
pompous pumpkin's grand mass deportation scheme is already collapsing under the weight of reality. After loudly bragging about ICE rounding up over 8,000 immigrants, the administration has quietly started releasing many of them back into the U.S. because—surprise!—there’s nowhere to put them. Turns out, detention facilities are full, courts won’t allow indefinite detention, and some countries won’t even take their own people back. So much for ‘ending catch and release.’ Instead, ICE is slapping ankle monitors on people and calling it a day, while pompous pumpkin pretends his crackdown isn’t unraveling in real time.
Source: nbcnews.com
#anti-immigration
trade war
tyrant tiny hands backs off tariff bluff
Ontario Progressive Conservative Leader Doug Ford holds a news conference in Etobicoke on Feb. 3, 2025. Later Ford said, with the U.S. pausing tariffs, Ontario will also pause its retaliatory measures. (Evan Mitsui/CBC)
reality show reject's trade war strikes again—this time, threatening to kneecap Ontario’s economy over... what, exactly? No one really knows, but reality show reject was ready to slap tariffs on Canadian imports until Trudeau promised to beef up border security, which was already funded by the Canadians in December of last year. In response, Ontario geared up for an economic fistfight, planning to ban U.S. companies from contracts and strip liquor shelves of American booze. But just hours before the tariffs kicked in, reality show reject hit pause, proving once again that his trade policy is less '4D chess' and more 'tantrum diplomacy.' Meanwhile, businesses brace for impact because, let’s be real—this isn’t over.
#trade-war
lawlessness
president vagina neck usurps congress and shuts down federal agency
USAID logos and photos showing the humanitarian work the agency does around the globe were removed from its offices, multiple sources familiar with the situation told CNN. Obtained by CNN
hair furher and his billionaire sidekick apartheid clyde have decided that foreign aid is just too generous for their taste, so USAID is getting the axe. In a move straight out of a banana republic, Marco Rubio has handed control of the agency to a hair furher crony accused of gutting it from the inside, while Musk bragged that hair furher gave him the green light to shut it down completely. The administration claims it’s about ‘efficiency,’ but experts warn the abrupt dismantling of USAID will lead to humanitarian disasters. Meanwhile, staff are being purged, offices stripped of logos, and foreign aid programs thrown into chaos—because nothing says 'America First' like turning your back on the world.
Source: cnn.com
#lawlessness#money#healthcare
trumps america
22 year old dies of preventable asthma attack after getting f*cked by united healthcare
cole schmidtknecht - photo courtesy of family
In the land of the free market, 22-year-old Cole Schmidtknecht faced a choice: pay $539 for his asthma inhaler or cover his rent. After his insurance provider, OptumRx, reclassified his medication without notice, the inhaler's price skyrocketed from $66 to over $500, leaving Cole unable to afford it. Days later, he suffered a fatal asthma attack. Now, his family is suing OptumRx and Walgreens for failing to inform him of the change, denying him the chance to seek alternatives. Because in America, life-saving medication is a luxury item.
Source: huffpost.com
#trumps-america
trumps america
newsworthy: georgia sheriff cracks down on school violence threats
(Illustration by Josh Chen/The Washington Post; Octavio Jones for The Washington Post)
Welcome to America, where school shootings are so routine that cops now have a zero-tolerance policy for bad jokes, but not for the guns that make the threats real. In Florida, kids as young as 11 are getting perp-walked, shackled, and smeared online for posting dumb, edgy comments, while law enforcement pats itself on the back for ‘deterrence.’ (no, I do not condone threats of violence!) Never mind that experts say this public humiliation doesn’t actually stop threats—it just turns dumb kids into criminals. But hey, why bother fixing the root causes of school violence when you can just arrest children and call it a win? hint: ITS THE GUNS DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE GUNS
Source: washingtonpost.com
#trumps-america
pro publica is a national treasure
cancer for you! cancer for them! cancer for everyone!
Martin Phillips is one of three scientists who faced retaliation by supervisors at the Environmental Protection Agency, an inspector general’s investigation found. Credit:Jenn Ackerman, special to ProPublica
Turns out, under genghis cant's EPA, 'science' was just a fancy word for 'whatever industry wants.' Whistleblowers at the agency say they were pressured to make dangerous chemicals look safer, had their reports altered to erase pesky things like 'cancer' and 'miscarriages,' and then got retaliated against when they refused to play along. The EPA's inspector general confirmed that three scientists were punished for daring to do their jobs, while genghis cant's buddies were busy fast-tracking toxic sludge into the market. And if genghis cant gets another term? His Project 2025 plan would make firing scientists even easier—because nothing says 'drain the swamp' like replacing experts with corporate yes-men
Source: propublica.org
#pro-publica-is-a-national-treasure#anti-science
leopards ate my face
venezuelans overwhelmingly support diaper donny, now he says get the f*ck out
puppy killer and cosplay barbie
In a stunning display of compassion, the diaper don's administration has decided to end Temporary Protected Status (TPS) for 348,000 Venezuelans, because apparently, escaping a collapsing dictatorship just isn’t a good enough reason to stay in the land of the free. Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem—who's never met a hardline immigration stance she didn’t love—claims Venezuela is now totally fine, so these immigrants can pack their bags and enjoy a one-way ticket back to economic collapse and authoritarian rule. Never mind that Venezuela is still plagued by political repression, a collapsing economy, and one of the worst humanitarian crises in the world—Trump and his team have elections to win, and nothing gets the base fired up quite like mass deportations. Immigration advocates are calling the move cruel and reckless, while businesses that rely on Venezuelan labor are preparing for workforce shortages. But hey, at least Trump gets another campaign rally talking point. Priorities, right? It's even more egregious because the Venezuelan community were some of frumpys biggest supporters because they align on their hatred towards the maduro regime, but now all of their friends and family get to go home and experience the misery
Source: reuters.com
#leopards-ate-my-face#anti-immigration#racism
retribution
an actual witch hunt, asshole edition
j edgar hoover fbi buiding, the new home of political corruption
velveeta voldemort’s Justice Department is going full McCarthy mode, launching a questionnaire to identify and potentially purge any FBI personnel who worked on Jan. 6 cases. Agents and staffers are being ordered to disclose whether they arrested rioters, interviewed witnesses, or conducted surveillance—a thinly veiled loyalty test that conveniently targets those who investigated velveeta voldemort and his allies. Meanwhile, mass firings have already begun, with top officials at the Washington field office forced into early retirement and federal prosecutors dismissed en masse. The move has sparked panic within the FBI, with the agency scrambling to reassure employees that the acting director hasn’t been fired (yet). Legal experts warn that these purges violate due process, but velveeta voldemort’s people don’t seem concerned. Even Kash Patel, velveeta voldemort’s FBI director nominee, swore under oath there would be no political retribution—while the administration is very publicly making lists of people to target. Stripping the nation’s top law enforcement agency of its most experienced investigators doesn’t just weaken federal cases—it actively undermines national security, counterterrorism, and organized crime efforts. But hey, when you’re trying to rewrite history and erase accountability, kneecapping the FBI seems like a small price to pay.
Source: washingtonpost.com
#retribution#lawlessness