trump’s doj discovers epstein files are harder to release when your own name is in them
Pam Bondi, bravely protecting America from the grave national security threat of people finding out what’s actually in the Epstein files.
Donald Trump spent years promising to "totally" expose the Jeffrey Epstein network — right up until it turned out his own Justice Department was sitting on a mountain of files with his name popping up inside. Congress, apparently tired of watching Pam Bondi do performative Fox News segments about a "client list" sitting on her desk while the public got nothing, passed the Epstein Files Transparency Act with a big bipartisan bow on top. The law gives Trump’s DOJ a clear deadline: cough up the documents by 19 December, unless you can justify narrow exceptions for ongoing investigations, national security, or victim privacy. In other words, basic rule-of-law stuff — which is why the Trump administration immediately stopped talking about it.
Since Trump signed the bill, Bondi has ghosted Congress on briefings while the administration continues to insist there’s no "client list" and no more disclosures are "appropriate or warranted" — a bold position for a DOJ whose boss’s name reportedly appears multiple times in the very files they’re hiding. Meanwhile, the "first phase" of releases turned out to be mostly already-leaked material repackaged as transparency, because nothing says accountability like dumping old flight logs and calling it a day. Lawmakers are now threatening to block nominees over the stonewalling, but the Justice Department still hasn’t meaningfully complied with the law it was just ordered to follow.
So we’re down to a 48-hour countdown where Trump’s DOJ has to choose between obeying a bipartisan statute or continuing the cover-up of a sex-trafficking scandal that spans billionaires, royals, and a former reality TV host who once sent Epstein a nude sketch and a note about how they "have certain things in common." If they comply, we get hundreds of thousands of pages that might finally show how Epstein skated for decades. If they don’t, we get yet another demonstration that under Trump, the Department of Justice is less a law enforcement agency and more a personal damage-control firm for the guy whose name keeps turning up in all the wrong archives — but sure, tell us again how this is the transparency presidency.
#lawlessness#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
tiny tyrant slaps 'emergency' tariff on toys
Pictured: a small business executive who naively believed that in America, presidents couldn’t just declare a fake emergency and tax his toys into oblivion.
The Trump administration has finally found the real national emergency: children’s binoculars. Learning Resources, a mid-sized educational toy company that survived the Great Recession and Covid, is now staring down its "greatest challenge" yet: Donald Trump discovering he can use the International Emergency Economic Powers Act as his own personal tariff vending machine.
Trump unilaterally jacked up tariffs under IEEPA, and this one company alone watched its bill jump from $2m in 2024 to a projected $14m this year, with even more pain coming in 2026 if the Supreme Court doesn’t intervene. In other words, the self-proclaimed champion of small business is using emergency powers to kneecap them, then calling it a win for America.
So Learning Resources did the unthinkable in Trump’s America: they fought back. Their lawsuit, Learning Resources v Trump, is now one of the biggest legal challenges to his trade-war cosplay, joined by Democratic attorneys general, libertarians, and even Costco — because nothing says "limited government" like a president unilaterally taxing imports by fiat and daring the courts to stop him. The company is asking not just for the tariffs to be ruled illegal, but for refunds on what they and others have already paid, which would be awkward for an administration that treats the Treasury like a campaign slush fund.
Meanwhile, big retailers mostly stayed quiet, letting smaller businesses front the legal risk while they pass the costs on to consumers. But sure, tell us more about how this is a populist uprising for the forgotten American worker, led by a guy using emergency national security powers to make kids’ learning toys more expensive.
#killing-democracy#trade-war#lawlessness
trump discovers the real campus snowflakes are scientists
Yale student speaks into a microphone, bravely advocating for higher education while the Trump administration tries to replace research grants with culture-war talking points.
The Trump administration’s latest big-brain idea for ‘saving’ higher education: freeze billions in federal research funding and threaten the visas of thousands of international students, then call it a war on ‘woke.’ Because nothing says ‘America First’ like telling the world’s brightest minds to get out and taking a blowtorch to the labs that develop, you know, medicine and technology.
While Trump’s people run a scorched-earth campaign against universities—going after equity initiatives, academic freedom, and anything that smells like independent thought—a bunch of students in Class Action are out here doing the unthinkable: criticizing elite universities without wanting to burn them to the ground. They argue that Yale, Stanford & friends have become citadels of privilege that serve Wall Street more than the public good, and they’re trying to draft a new ‘academic social contract’ instead of just chanting ‘defund the humanities’ on Fox.
In other words, students are trying to reform elitist institutions so they better serve democracy, while the Trump administration is busy weaponizing public mistrust to smash those same institutions into dust. One side wants universities to align their wealth and influence with the public good; the other wants them terrified, defunded, and politically obedient. But sure, tell us again how this is all about ‘free speech’ on campus.
#killing-democracy#anti-science
trump announces boom, forgets to tell the voters living in it
Trump explains that the economy is doing amazingly well, as long as you don’t look at rent, groceries, or any actual humans.
In a primetime address, President Trump declared the U.S. is on the brink of an economic boom and that prices are falling fast — a bold claim, considering the large number of Americans who apparently forgot to experience this miracle firsthand. Affordability is still a top concern for voters, but don’t worry, Trump says it’s all fine now, so clearly the problem is just your lying bank account and your disobedient grocery receipts.
This is the classic Trump economic strategy: if you can’t fix it, just announce on TV that you already did. In other words, the White House message is that the economy is great, the vibes are wrong, and if people can’t afford housing, healthcare, or food, that’s a perception issue — not a policy one. Because nothing says “booming economy” like a president insisting prices are falling while voters are still doing math in the cereal aisle.
#killing-democracy#full-stupid
trump tries to talk the recession out of existence
President Trump, bravely addressing the nation’s economic fears by insisting the fire is actually just ‘freedom-scented ambiance.’
Trump took to primetime TV to "ease economic anxieties" by doing what he does best: telling everyone they’re actually rich now if they’d just stop looking at their bank accounts. In a speech marketed as comfort for struggling Americans, he instead celebrated his own "achievements" since clawing his way back into office, because nothing calms a family facing eviction like hearing a 78-year-old billionaire cosplayer brag about the stock market.
The address was basically a live infomercial for trickle-down fan fiction: ignore the layoffs, ignore the prices, ignore the debt, focus on the vibes. Structural problems? Corporate price-gouging? Policy choices that shove more money upward and leave everyone else with a prayer and a GoFundMe? Not on the script. But sure, if you squint hard enough at the White House backdrop and mute the part where your rent is due, it was very reassuring.
#killing-democracy#full-stupid
strongman needs a nap
Trump, allegedly in perfect health, demonstrating the rigorous presidential fitness routine of sitting down while everyone else stands and calling it strength.
America’s very stable genius is looking a little less ‘very’ and a lot less ‘stable.’ Trump, now 79 and still cosplaying as an ageless orange demigod, is nodding off in meetings, vanishing from public view for days, shortening his workday to ‘maybe after lunch,’ and clumsily spackling over mystery bruises and discoloration on his hand while his ankles balloon on camera. The White House claims he’s just bruised from shaking too many hands, because nothing says peak physical condition like looking like you lost a bar fight with a blood pressure cuff.
To calm concerns, Trump did what all transparent, confident leaders do: he got a highly unusual ‘preventative’ MRI that experts say is not standard preventive care, refused to explain why, and then announced that whatever the doctors did, they did it ‘very well’ and he had the best results anyone has ever seen, possibly in history. His doctor insists it was just routine imaging of his heart and abdomen; medical experts responded with the clinical term for that explanation: ‘sure, Jan.’ Trump also says he took a cognitive test and ‘aced it’ again, which at this point mostly proves he remembers what a camel looks like.
The fun twist is that this is the same guy who turned Joe Biden’s age into a four-year punchline and installed an autopen photo where Biden’s portrait should have been to mock him as incapacitated. Now that Trump’s own polling has cratered and his approval is underwater in most states and demographics, the strongman aesthetic is collapsing into ‘tired Florida grandfather who wandered into the nuclear codes.’ As his political power ebbs, Republicans have suddenly discovered that maybe helping him grab an unconstitutional third term is a bad bet—not because it’s illegal, but because he looks like he might not stay awake through the coup.
US democracy is still very much on life support, but Trump’s obvious mortality is forcing everyone—donors, flunkies, and even Trump himself—to grapple with the fact that the MAGA sun is going to set. He’s now musing in public that he’s ‘not maybe heaven-bound,’ which is one of the few assessments he’s made that aligns with observable reality. In other words: the would-be forever ruler is tired, mortal, and increasingly lame-duck, but the damage he’s done to the system will outlive whatever’s going on under that spray tan.
#killing-democracy#full-stupid
trump discovers you can’t have a deep state if you fire everyone
Pictured: exactly the kind of experienced public servants you have to drive out if your big plan is turning the federal government into a MAGA fan club.
Donald Trump looked at the boring, competent machinery of government and asked the only question his brain is wired for: "How fast can I blow this up and blame it on someone else?" In 2025 alone, about 317,000 federal employees are out the door — tens of thousands fired, the rest fleeing through buyouts, early retirements, or pure terror that they’re next on the MAGA hit list. People like Liz Goggin, a VA social worker who spent a decade helping veterans with housing and mental health, are now on the outside looking in, reduced to giving desperate guys balloon-stand advice because the administration decided experience and public service are suspicious traits.
Inside agencies, the message is clear: the civil service is no longer about serving the public, it’s about serving Trump. Workers are hit with whiplash “productivity” mandates and creepy culture-war loyalty checks — like being told to report any "anti-Christian bias" among coworkers, a problem that, as one VA employee politely notes, did not exist outside the fever dreams of Fox News. In other words, professional neutrality is out, ideological policing is in. The result? A hollowed-out federal workforce, veterans and citizens left twisting in the wind, and a government increasingly staffed by whoever’s willing to kiss the ring and parrot the talking points. But sure, tell us again how this is all about "draining the swamp" and not building a patronage state on the ruins of competent governance.
#killing-democracy#fascism#lawlessness
trump discovers taiwan is made of money and missiles
Donald Trump solemnly explains absolutely nothing about a $10+ billion arms dump to Taiwan while the real speech is happening on Pentagon invoices.
The Trump administration just announced more than $10 billion in arms sales to Taiwan — HIMARS, ATACMS, howitzers, drones, software, missiles, spare parts, and refurbishment kits, because nothing says "regional stability" like turning an island into a Lockheed showroom. The deals were rolled out during a nationally televised Trump address in which he barely mentioned foreign policy at all, let alone China or Taiwan, because why explain your escalatory arms bazaar when you can just let State drop the receipts after the cameras turn off?
The State Department dutifully recited the usual boilerplate that the sales serve "U.S. national, economic, and security interests" — and there it is, the one honest word: economic. Trump and the Pentagon reportedly pushed Taiwan to spend up to 10% of its GDP on defense — far above what the U.S. or its major allies spend — while Taiwan's government scrambles toward 3.3% next year and 5% by 2030, plus a special $40 billion budget for its "Taiwan Dome" air defense project. In other words, Washington is "helping" Taiwan defend itself the same way a loan shark "helps" you with your finances.
Taiwanese leaders are publicly grateful, talking about deterrence and peace, because what else do you say when the world's biggest arms dealer is also your only plausible security guarantor? Meanwhile, China is guaranteed to be furious, tensions go up another notch, and U.S. defense contractors get another few billion reasons to love Trump's second term. But sure, this is all about "maintaining political stability" and not, say, turning the Taiwan Strait into a forever revenue stream.
#imperialism#money#national-security
trump discovers weed is great when he’s the one dealing
Trump preparing to sign an executive order that magically turns decades of drug-war fearmongering into a business opportunity, because of course he is.
Trump is reportedly preparing to ease federal cannabis restrictions with an executive order, because nothing says "limited government" like one guy in the Oval Office deciding which drugs are bad this week. After years of Republicans screaming about "states' rights" and "law and order," the White House has apparently realized there’s a lot of money and political goodwill in not throwing everyone in jail for a plant.
In other words, the same administration that loves spectacular shows of force against "drug boats" and built its brand on demonizing anything that looks like vice is now ready to play Cool Dad with weed—so long as the credit and the cameras point at Trump. No mention, of course, of repairing the lives destroyed by decades of criminalization, expunging records, or compensating communities targeted by the drug war. Just an executive-order pivot and a press hit.
So yes, cannabis restrictions might ease, but not because anyone in power suddenly discovered justice or science. It’s because easing up on weed polls well, midterms are always looming, and there’s a fresh industry to be captured by donors and cronies. Decriminalization for the cameras, punishment for everyone else—Trump’s America in one tidy little puff of smoke.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness#money
trump rolls out the 'warrior dividend,' because buying loyalty is easier than funding the va
Trump announces his new "warrior dividend" like a game show host handing out checks, because why treat soldiers like citizens with rights when you can treat them like contestants who owe you applause?
Trump has announced something he's branding a "warrior dividend" check for service members, because nothing says "we totally don't see you as props" like turning the U.S. military into a reality‑show audience giveaway. The details are, as usual, fuzzy on the boring parts—like how it's funded, whether Congress actually authorized it, or if this is just another executive‑branch stunt he’ll dare anyone to challenge while the cameras are rolling.
Wrapped in patriotic language and flag‑draped backdrops, the move functions less like policy and more like a loyalty bonus from the Dear Leader to "his" troops. You’re not public servants funded by an accountable democracy, you’re shareholders in the Trump War Brand™ getting a special dividend from the CEO. And if that framing sounds a lot more like personal patronage than constitutional governance, that’s because it is.
In other words, instead of strengthening long‑term pay, housing, healthcare, or veterans' services, Trump is cutting a one‑off, campaign‑ready check and slapping a macho label on it. It’s a textbook authoritarian flex: military compensation reimagined as a personal gift from the strongman at the top, complete with the expectation of gratitude, photo ops, and probably a few "no one has ever done more for the troops" riffs at the next rally. But sure, it’s definitely about "respecting our warriors," not consolidating power and building a cult around the commander in chief.
#fascism#killing-democracy
faa discovers 'duty of care' after 67 people die
Reagan National Airport, where the FAA spent three years collecting 85 near-miss warnings and decided the best safety procedure was: keep going and hope the laws of physics are feeling generous.
The US government has graciously admitted that, yes, it did in fact have a tiny role in the midair collision near DC that killed 67 people, including a group of elite young figure skaters, their parents, coaches, and four union steamfitters. In a court filing, government lawyers acknowledged that the FAA and the Army both breached their "duty of care" when an Army Black Hawk flew into the path of an American Airlines regional jet near Reagan National—because nothing says "world’s most advanced country" like your capital’s airspace operating on vibes and night-vision goggles.
The filing says the air traffic controller violated procedures about when to dump responsibility onto pilots for "visual separation," while the Army helicopter crew managed to both fly too high and not see the giant passenger jet they were supposedly avoiding. This all unfolded in an environment where the FAA had already logged 85 near misses in three years around the same airport and somehow decided the appropriate response was… to keep doing the same thing. In other words, it wasn’t an accident so much as the logical endpoint of a policy best described as "let’s hope it works out."
The National Transportation Safety Board has already flagged a charming combo of errors: the helicopter flying 78 feet above its already razor-thin altitude limit, an altimeter reading 80–100 feet low, controllers "overly reliant" on visual separation at night, and crews wearing night-vision goggles while trying to spot airliners in a crowded corridor. The FAA has now, heroically, stopped that practice after dozens of people died. American Airlines, for its part, is in court arguing that everyone should really be suing the government instead, while insisting it’s been "supporting the families"—because nothing screams accountability like "please direct all legal liability to Washington, DC."
So the government admits it owed a duty of care, breached it, and "proximately caused" the country’s deadliest crash in more than 20 years. The families are "anchored in grief"; the agencies are anchored in lawyered-up passive voice. But sure, tell us again how we can’t afford regulation and oversight, and how the real problem in America is too much "red tape" choking our freedom to die in preventable disasters.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness#full-stupid
trump’s narco-top gun: blowing up boats for regime change
US warship calmly patrolling international waters, heroically enforcing the president’s new foreign policy doctrine: ‘keep blowing stuff up until the other guy quits.’
Defense secretary Pete Hegseth hopped on Twitter/X to announce that Joint Task Force "Southern Spear" carried out yet another "lethal kinetic strike" in the eastern Pacific, killing four alleged "narco-terrorists" on a vessel in international waters. No names, no independent evidence, no video – just trust the guy whose boss thinks the laws of war are more like suggestions.
The strike comes as Donald Trump proudly unveiled a blockade of all sanctioned oil tankers entering and leaving Venezuela, accusing Caracas of using oil to fund drug trafficking. Because nothing says "defending the homeland" like unilaterally trying to choke off another country's economy on the high seas while lobbing missiles at boats along "known narco-trafficking routes".
Since 2 September, the Pentagon admits to more than 20 such strikes, killing at least 99 people, mostly off Venezuela’s coast. The administration is under pressure to release video of a particularly controversial 2 September attack, but Hegseth has simply refused – and the White House insists everything is perfectly legal, just in case you were worried this looked like a secretive undeclared war built on vibes and PowerPoints.
And in case anyone was still pretending this was about drugs and not old-school regime change, Trump’s chief of staff Susie Wiles told Vanity Fair that Trump “wants to keep on blowing boats up until Maduro cries uncle.” In other words, it’s not a counternarcotics operation, it’s a floating coup attempt – a live-fire foreign policy tantrum masquerading as law enforcement, but sure, totally within the bounds of lawful warfare.
#imperialism#killing-democracy
trump to hospitals: nice medicare funding you got there, shame if something gender-affirming happened to it
Health Secretary RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz explain that your hospital’s survival now depends on obeying Trump’s culture war, but don’t worry, they read a PDF about it.
The Trump–RFK Jr.–Dr. Oz health care brain trust (words doing a lot of work there) has decided that the best use of federal power is to threaten financial death to any hospital that offers gender-related care to minors. Under new proposed rules, if a hospital dares to follow the recommendations of most major U.S. medical groups instead of Trump’s executive-order fan fiction, Medicare and Medicaid money — roughly 45 percent of hospital spending — goes away. Because nothing says "small government" like using the federal purse to micromanage teenagers’ hormones in blue states.
This isn’t just "we won’t pay for it" — it’s "we will shut down your hospital if you don’t obey." As former CMS lawyer Caroline Farrell notes, this is "a death sentence" for hospitals, which run on razor-thin margins even before the president decided his culture war needed collateral damage in the oncology ward. Unlike the Hyde Amendment, which bans federal funding for abortion but doesn’t defund entire hospitals, Trump’s rule doesn’t even pretend to be about not using federal dollars for certain procedures; it’s about total ideological compliance or else.
All of this follows Trump’s early executive order declaring that the United States recognizes exactly two sexes and zero nuance, and commissioning a "report" on gender care conveniently authored by people already opposed to it. That report, big surprise, declares the evidence for medical treatment "uncertain" while elevating psychotherapy — for which, awkwardly, the evidence is also weak — as the preferred option. Other countries wrestling with the same evidence have gone for tighter controls or research-only use; Trump’s America went straight to nationwide ban by funding extortion, plus criminal penalties for doctors courtesy of the House’s ultraconservative cosplay caucus.
Just to round out the cruelty, the FDA is now sending warning letters to breast binder manufacturers for "illegal marketing" to kids, because nothing says "limited government" like federal regulators policing teenagers’ underwear drawers. Hospitals in blue states are already preemptively shutting down pediatric gender clinics under threat of losing federal funding. In other words, the government is using the health care system as a hostage in order to erase a group of people it has officially declared doesn’t exist — but sure, tell us again how this is about "protecting children" and not about building a theocratic bureaucracy that decides which Americans are allowed medical care.
#killing-democracy#fascism#anti-science
trump signs shutdown law, immediately pretends it doesn’t count
Trump administration officials staring at a copy of the shutdown law like it’s written in ancient Sumerian, then deciding to fire people anyway.
Donald Trump signed a law to end his 43-day government shutdown, then apparently decided the words in it were just decorations. The continuing resolution explicitly barred agencies from implementing layoffs through 30 January, so naturally the administration tried to plow ahead with hundreds of firings at State and Education anyway—because nothing says "good faith governance" like immediately violating the law you just signed.
US district judge Susan Illston, burdened with both a law degree and basic reading comprehension, said absolutely not. She’s blocking about 400 planned layoffs at State and Education and ordering four agencies—State, Defense, GSA, and SBA—to reinstate roughly 300 people already pushed out during the shutdown. She also noted the administration’s trademark management style as "chaotic" with workers being laid off and reinstated repeatedly this year, like their livelihoods are just props in a low-budget reality show.
Unions rightly pointed out that no one should be shocked that Trump broke his word, but it’s still impressive to contradict a law he literally just signed. The White House, having no good explanation for why "no layoffs" actually means "except our layoffs," declined to comment. In other words, Congress passed a law, Trump signed it, and the courts had to step in to remind the president that laws still apply to him—a concept this administration treats as a hostile foreign ideology.
#lawlessness#killing-democracy
trump dhs invents ‘no oversight’ zone, judge says absolutely not
ICE detention facility, now with a complimentary "no oversight allowed" sign hastily duct-taped over the Constitution.
The Trump administration’s Department of Homeland Security tried a fun new thing in authoritarian cosplay: declaring ICE field offices “off-limits for congressional oversight” and demanding seven days’ notice before any lawmaker could show up unannounced to see what’s happening inside detention centers. Because nothing says “we’re definitely not abusing people” like frantically trying to stop Congress from walking in the door.
US district judge Jia Cobb responded by doing the unthinkable in Trump’s America: reading the law. She pointed out that a 2020 statute — signed during Trump’s first term, no less — explicitly says ICE cannot require prior notice from members of Congress who want to conduct oversight. In other words, Trump’s DHS cooked up a policy that directly violated federal law so they could keep lawmakers away from reports of overcrowding, poor sanitation, and basic human rights violations, but sure, tell us more about "law and order."
Twelve House Democrats had to sue just to be allowed to do their jobs and walk into facilities holding thousands of people swept up in Trump’s second-term mass deportation crusade. Some elected officials have even been arrested while protesting or trying to access ICE sites, because in this administration, members of Congress get treated like trespassers if they try to check on government-run detention. The judge’s ruling blocks the DHS policies for now, temporarily slowing down the White House’s ongoing project of turning immigration enforcement into a black box where accountability goes to die.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness#anti-immigration
podcaster-in-chief’s fbi fanboy taps out
Dan Bongino, briefly cosplaying as a serious federal law enforcement official before returning to his natural habitat: yelling into a microphone for ad revenue.
Dan Bongino, the former NYPD cop turned full-time rage-podcaster, is stepping down as FBI deputy director – a job that, until the Trump era, was typically reserved for people who had actually, you know, worked at the FBI. Bongino thanked Donald Trump, Attorney General Pam Bondi, and FBI Director Kash Patel for the chance to "serve with purpose," because nothing says serious federal law enforcement like a Fox greenroom reunion tour running the Bureau.
Bongino was a "surprise" pick in February only if you somehow missed the last decade of Trump-world, where the main qualification for overseeing federal power is being loudly loyal on camera. The FBI Agents Association opposed his appointment – the 14,000 people who actually do the job were apparently less enthused about turning the deputy director’s office into a podcast set with subpoena power.
Trump now says Bongino "did a great job" and just "wants to go back to his show," which is a very normal thing to say about the person who was literally the No. 2 at America’s premier domestic law enforcement agency. Meanwhile, reports say he clashed with Bondi over the handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files, because in this administration even the FBI succession drama comes bundled with conspiracy-bait fan service for the base.
In other words, the man installed to help run federal law enforcement like a MAGA media property is leaving to go back to being a MAGA media property. The revolving door between propaganda and power keeps spinning, but sure, tell us again how this is all about "law and order" and not capturing the justice system for the content grind.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness
billionaire space fan buys himself a nasa
Jared Isaacman, newly crowned Nasa chief, carefully considering which billionaire rocket company deserves the next few billion in taxpayer money. Tough call, since he’s already a rewards member.
In the latest episode of "Who Wants to Own a Government Agency," the Senate just confirmed billionaire Musk buddy Jared Isaacman as Nasa administrator, 67–30. Isaacman, whose qualifications include "started a payment processing company" and "gave Elon Musk a lot of money for rides," will now run the nation’s space program because nothing says independent science agency like putting a SpaceX superfan in charge of SpaceX’s biggest government customer.
Trump had actually pulled Isaacman’s nomination back in May after discovering the unforgivable sin of past donations to Democrats, then graciously forgave him once Isaacman did the obvious thing and worked his allies inside the administration to get his name put back in the hat. In other words, the new Nasa chief just speed-ran the "lobby the regime to rehire me" minigame and won. Totally normal, very healthy democracy stuff.
Acting Nasa chief/transportation secretary Sean Duffy, who has been busy trying to stuff Nasa under his own department like a raccoon hoarding agencies in a dumpster, lost that turf war but still managed to post a nice little message about “beating China” back to the moon by 2028. Meanwhile, he’s been slagging SpaceX for falling behind on its contracts and flirting with Jeff Bezos’s Blue Origin as the rebound billionaire. So now Nasa is led by a guy who buys his own SpaceX missions, confirmed by a Senate that shrugs at obvious conflicts of interest, in a feud triangle featuring Trump, Musk, and Bezos.
But sure, this is all about an inspiring return to the moon and not about turning Nasa into a publicly funded prize machine for whichever tech oligarch last texted the president.
#oligarchy#forever-grifting
fbi’s #2 ‘own-the-libs’ guy taps out, wants his grievance mic back
Dan Bongino, briefly cosplaying as a serious federal law enforcement official before returning to his natural habitat: monetized grievance screaming.
Dan Bongino, the man who once proudly declared his entire life was about “owning the libs”, is reportedly stepping down as FBI deputy director — because nothing says serious, apolitical federal law enforcement like putting a professional rage-podcaster in charge and then watching him quit to go back to yelling into a camera for ad revenue.
Trump, doing personnel management the only way he knows how — yelling on a tarmac — told reporters that Bongino “did a great job” and that he “wants to go back to his show.” In other words, the guy who helped Kash Patel run the FBI like a Truth Social comments section is heading back to the content mines, presumably after deciding that actual work, ethics rules, and not being able to monetize every brain-melting rant was a bridge too far.
Bongino, who once melted down on Fox about how much he sacrificed to take the job and how lonely he was in DC, is now quietly telling people he’s out early in the new year and won’t even bother going back to HQ this month. The FBI, now so thoroughly politicized it makes Hoover look like a civil service reformer, declined to comment — which is fair, because what do you even say after you made a deputy director out of a guy whose brand is screaming about the “deep state” he then helped run?
#corruption#killing-democracy
georgia gop holds séance to interrogate ghost of the trump case
Fani Willis calmly explains basic law to a panel of guys auditioning for Trump’s next pardon list.
Fani Willis went to the Georgia state senate to answer questions about prosecuting Donald Trump for trying to steal an election, and the Republicans responded by holding a full-on feelings hearing about how mean it was that she ever tried. The special committee, originally created to investigate her relationship with special prosecutor Nathan Wade, has now evolved into a taxpayer-funded therapy circle for MAGA officials still processing the trauma of Trump briefly facing consequences.
Vice-chair Greg Dolezal — who, totally coincidentally, is running for lieutenant governor — used Wade’s billing records to spin a grand theory of "coordination" between Willis, the January 6 committee, and the White House, because nothing says "serious oversight" like turning routine contact with a congressional investigation into a Lawfare Cinematic Universe. Willis, meanwhile, pointed out the actual threats, racial slurs, and swatting she’s faced, and the GOP response was basically: fascinating, but back to how this hurt Donald Trump’s feelings.
The committee can’t actually sanction Willis, but it can rewrite Georgia law to make it easier to punish local prosecutors who inconvenience Republicans in the future — in other words, it’s a dry run for the next round of prosecutor-hunting season. Dolezal insisted this is all about misuse of grant funds and "lawfare" against the now re-elected president, while denying any coordination with Jim Jordan, who just happens to be running a matching witch-hunt from Washington. But sure, it’s all totally organic grassroots concern about accounting practices, not a coordinated campaign to warn every DA in America what happens if they indict Dear Leader.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness
america’s most fragile man rewrites the plaques
The West Wing colonnade, now featuring America’s presidents plus one extremely online guy’s comment section in plaque form.
The White House has updated its “Presidential Walk of Fame,” which is a very dignified way of saying Trump turned the West Wing colonnade into a physical copy of his TruthSocial feed. Beneath the official portraits of former presidents, staff have now bolted on plaques featuring Trump’s own reviews, because nothing says respect for institutions like gluing your Yelp takes to the walls of the executive mansion. Joe Biden’s entry calls him “by far, the worst President in American History” who took office after “the most corrupt Election ever seen” — in other words, the 2020 loss is still living rent-free in the brain of the guy currently sitting in the Oval Office.
Barack Obama’s plaque sneers at the “Unaffordable Care Act” — the same ACA whose expiring subsidies are about to blow a crater in the healthcare system — while Bill Clinton’s is basically a long subtweet crediting Republicans for everything and ending with a triumphant reminder that “Hillary lost the Presidency to President Donald J. Trump!” Because when your approval rating is at 39% and your economic numbers are tanking, the smart move is to relive 2016 on a wall, forever. Meanwhile, Reagan’s plaque reads like a fanfic crossover, insisting Reagan “was a fan” of Trump long before Trump’s “Historic run,” which is a bold claim given Reagan has been dead for two decades, but sure.
The “Wall of Fame” includes every president in chronological order except Biden, whose portrait has been replaced by an image of an autopen, a cute little in-joke about GOP conspiracy theories that staff apparently printed at full size and framed. This is all happening as the country faces a looming healthcare crisis and Trump is still publicly mocking the murder of Rob Reiner by blaming it on “TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME.” So yes, the man who cannot handle a real Biden portrait is now literally editing American history in Sharpie-font bronze — a fitting monument for a presidency that treats the White House like a spite museum gift shop.
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