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killing democracy

trump doj demands a national voter database, judge replies: absolutely not

Bill Barr’s Justice Department, seen here trying to speedrun the ‘how to build a federal voter surveillance state’ tutorial before the midterms.

Bill Barr’s Justice Department, seen here trying to speedrun the ‘how to build a federal voter surveillance state’ tutorial before the midterms.

The Trump Justice Department tried to collect a national treasure trove of sensitive voter data from California—full voter list, dates of birth, last four of Social Security numbers—because nothing says "protecting democracy" like building a centralized federal database of everyone who votes. California said, "you can look, but you can’t copy everything," and the DOJ responded in classic Trump-era fashion: by suing, then copy-pasting the same stunt into lawsuits in 23 other states and DC. US district judge David Carter took one look at this and essentially wrote, are you kidding me in 40 pages of legalese. He ruled the DOJ isn’t entitled to the data, called the scheme a threat to democracy, and pointed out the obvious: centralizing this info would chill voter registration, suppress turnout, and conveniently help the feds compare voter rolls with DHS immigration databases. In other words, it’s not about "election integrity"; it’s about building a federal voter surveillance machine and dressing it up as law enforcement. The Trump administration even tried to weaponize the 1960 Civil Rights Act—a law meant to protect Black voters in the Jim Crow South—as cover for mass data collection that could be used to kick people off the rolls. Carter was not amused, noting that civil rights laws are supposed to protect voting rights, not become tools for dismantling privacy and state election authority because the White House wants better spreadsheets. Meanwhile, DHS has already run 50 million voter records and found maybe 10,000 potential noncitizens—about 0.02%—but sure, let’s build an authoritarian database over that. Carter spelled out the bigger picture: democracy doesn’t disappear in one coup; it gets "chipped away piece by piece" until there’s nothing left. This case, he said, is one of those cuts. The Trump DOJ calls it "compliance" with the National Voter Registration Act; the court calls it what it is: a pretextual power grab to hijack state-run elections and normalize federal control over who gets to vote. But hey, if you’re planning future voter purges and intimidation campaigns, having everyone’s partial Social Security number in one handy place is a huge time-saver.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#fascism#lawlessness
killing democracy

nothing to see here, just trump’s doj kneecapping the fed

Jerome Powell, apparently guilty of the high crime of not cutting interest rates fast enough for Donald Trump’s reelection spreadsheet.

Jerome Powell, apparently guilty of the high crime of not cutting interest rates fast enough for Donald Trump’s reelection spreadsheet.

Kevin Hassett, Trump’s top economic adviser and totally not conflicted frontrunner to replace Jerome Powell as Fed chair, went on Fox Business to assure everyone there is “nothing to see here” while the Trump justice department runs a criminal investigation into Powell. The supposed crime? How the Fed handled a renovation of its own building and whether Powell was perfectly precise about asbestos and scope in congressional testimony. Because nothing says "serious rule of law" like turning construction cost overruns into a federal case when the central bank won’t slash rates on command.

Every living former Fed chair and a global lineup of central banks have basically lit the “this is how banana republics do it” sign, warning that prosecutorial attacks on central banks wreck economies and jack up the cost of living. Meanwhile, DC US attorney Jeanine Pirro insists it’s all about “the merits”, and Trump swears he had no idea his own DOJ was going after the man he’s been publicly threatening for months. Hassett helpfully adds that if he were Fed chair, he’d demand more “transparency” and “independence” from the job he’s auditioning for on live TV, while the current guy is under the gun. In other words: weaponize the justice department against an independent institution, then have your handpicked successor go on cable to say it’s all very normal and there’s absolutely nothing to see.
#killing-democracy#fascism#corruption
killing democracy

ice calls it ‘medical distress,’ coroner calls it ‘possible homicide’

Donald Trump proudly displays someone else’s Nobel medal like a participation trophy for regime change, fresh off ordering a presidential kidnapping. Peace through abduction, what a brand.

Donald Trump proudly displays someone else’s Nobel medal like a participation trophy for regime change, fresh off ordering a presidential kidnapping. Peace through abduction, what a brand.

ICE said a 55‑year‑old Cuban man at its Fort Bliss tent camp "experienced medical distress." The medical examiner, being less fluent in government euphemism, reportedly called it “asphyxia due to neck and chest compression” and now the death of Geraldo Lunas Campos may be investigated as a homicide. Because nothing says law and order like people mysteriously dying in federal custody while DHS brags they’re the "worst of the worst." Lunas Campos was locked up at Camp East Montana, one of those sprawling, pop‑up detention villages the government keeps insisting are totally humane and definitely not concentration camps, why would you even say that. ICE’s statement boils down to: he got sick and then he got dead, who can really say what happened, please move along. Meanwhile, at the White House, Donald Trump — who just ordered the abduction of Venezuela’s president like he’s running a side hustle in extraordinary rendition — is being handed a Nobel peace prize medal by María Corina Machado for his "unique commitment" to Venezuela’s freedom. The Nobel committee politely reminded everyone that medals can change hands but titles can’t, which is a very diplomatic way of saying: no, the guy who green-lit a kidnapping and runs death‑by-bureaucracy immigration camps is not a peace laureate. In other words: a man may have been killed in a US detention camp while Trump collects peace swag in the Oval Office. But sure, tell us again how this is all about security and freedom.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness#fascism
killing democracy

the president is perfect, it’s just everyone around him that’s a fascist

Republican lawmakers bravely explaining that when Trump threatens central bank independence and talks about invading Greenland, he’s actually defending democracy — his staff just keeps doing it wrong.

Republican lawmakers bravely explaining that when Trump threatens central bank independence and talks about invading Greenland, he’s actually defending democracy — his staff just keeps doing it wrong.

Republicans have discovered a miraculous new constitutional doctrine: The President Is Never Wrong, Only Poorly Advised. Faced with Trump musing about invading Greenland, threatening to sue and remove Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, and cheering on an unprecedented DOJ criminal investigation into the supposedly independent central bank, the GOP’s bravest lions have decided the real villain here is… unnamed staffers. Because nothing says “co-equal branch of government” like insisting the commander-in-chief is basically a confused grandpa misled by the help.

Sen. Thom Tillis, who apparently wants partial credit for having a spine without actually using it, keeps blaming “bad advice” for everything from Trump’s Greenland cosplay to the Jan. 6 riot pardons. Rand Paul heroically declares that it’s not Trump who loves tariffs, it’s Peter Navarro’s fault for whispering protectionism into his delicate ear. Meanwhile, as Trump pressures Powell, threatens to fire him, and DOJ opens a criminal probe into the Fed’s building renovations, Tillis solemnly worries about the Justice Department’s “independence and credibility” — while insisting he’s not blaming Trump, who “knew nothing” about it. In other words: the abusive strongman is blameless; the institutions he’s attacking are the real problem.

House Speaker Mike Johnson and Sen. John Kennedy are out here assuring everyone that Trump doesn’t really plan to invade Greenland, even as Trump says that “one way or the other, we’re going to have Greenland.” Kennedy, who loves calling other people “weapons-grade stupid,” swears Trump and Marco Rubio aren’t that dumb — they’re just keeping the military invasion option on the table for fun. And when Trump’s own base gets mad that he suddenly likes more foreign workers on H-1B visas and wants across-the-board tariffs, the new MAGA line is that “America First is experiencing a hijacking” and the poor president is being “kept in a bubble.”

So the modern GOP position is clear: Trump has total power, zero responsibility, and infinite plausible deniability. He can threaten central bank independence, dangle pardons for insurrectionists, and fantasize about seizing foreign territory, and his party’s response is to squint very hard and insist he’s either joking, trolling, or tragically misled by bad advisers. Personal loyalty to the leader, blame-shifting to faceless underlings, and open contempt for institutional independence — but sure, tell us again how this definitely isn’t authoritarianism.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness
fascism

usda invents the google gulag for scientists

USDA scientists heroically defending the homeland by typing foreign names into Google and emailing them to a security office, because nothing protects corn yields like a low-budget loyalty purge.

USDA scientists heroically defending the homeland by typing foreign names into Google and emailing them to a security office, because nothing protects corn yields like a low-budget loyalty purge.

The Trump USDA has discovered a bold new frontier in national security: making crop scientists moonlight as FBI informants with a Google search bar. Under a new directive, researchers in the Agricultural Research Service are ordered to investigate every foreign co-author on their papers for signs of "subversive or criminal activity" and send the names of anyone "concerning" to the agency’s Office of Homeland Security. Because nothing says cutting-edge agricultural research like turning your co-authors into case files.

Supervisors literally called the policy "dystopic" in a meeting, which, in the Trump era, is less a warning and more a product requirement. The order doesn’t just blacklist scientists from the usual "countries of concern" like China, Iran, and Cuba; it also forces staff to vet collaborators from places like Canada and Germany and ship their names off to a homeland security unit that works with federal intelligence agencies. No one will say what they’re doing with those lists, but sure, this is just about "protecting research," not building a handy little registry of foreign scientists who dared to work with Americans.

Jennifer Jones of the Union of Concerned Scientists called it a "throwback to McCarthyism" and a "classic hallmark of authoritarianism"—which is polite academic-speak for this is some straight-up police-state garbage. USDA staff say they’re worried this will put foreign students and postdocs—people here on temporary visas—in the administration’s crosshairs. Meanwhile, the agency’s own website still brags that international collaboration is essential to stopping crop diseases and boosting yields. So naturally, Trump’s agriculture secretary Brooke Rollins rolled out a policy that bans co-authoring papers with scientists from entire countries and frames international research as a national security threat that only "America First" surveillance can fix.

All of this slots neatly into the broader Trump second-term project of criminalizing foreign brains: a French scientist detained over anti-Trump messages on his phone, Chinese and Russian researchers locked out of NIH databases, and new moves to shorten how long foreign students can stay in the U.S. The message is clear: if you’re a foreign scientist, the United States would love your talent, your data, and your breakthroughs—just not your presence, your rights, or your name on a paper that hasn’t been cleared by the Google Stasi at USDA Homeland Security.

Source: propublica.org

#fascism#killing-democracy#anti-science
anti immigration

the deportation squad meets the hype squad

Trump-branded influencers livestreaming next to a line of federal agents, because why just enforce policy when you can monetize it?

Trump-branded influencers livestreaming next to a line of federal agents, because why just enforce policy when you can monetize it?

The Trump White House has apparently decided that if you can't make cruel immigration policy popular, you can at least slap a filter on it and add a promo code. So Minnesota is getting a double feature: a surge of federal agents and a caravan of Trump-friendly influencers, all dispatched as part of a coordinated communications strategy to justify whatever the administration wants to do to immigrants this week. Because nothing says 'serious policymaking' like pairing ICE raids with sponsored content.

Instead of, say, consulting legal experts, affected communities, or anyone who’s read the Constitution, the administration is investing in online content to manufacture consent for its immigration agenda. In other words, actual people’s lives and rights are being run through the same machinery normally used to sell energy drinks and sketchy crypto coins. Federal power on the ground, propaganda in your feed, and a President who thinks public policy is just another brand campaign—but sure, tell us again how this is all about 'law and order.'

#anti-immigration#killing-democracy
forever grifting

stop the steal, start the pipeline

Jesse Binnall, seen here contemplating whether pipelines or democracy denial has the higher profit margin this quarter.

Jesse Binnall, seen here contemplating whether pipelines or democracy denial has the higher profit margin this quarter.

The 2020 "stop the steal" all-stars have apparently moved on to a more traditional Republican pastime: foreign infrastructure grifts. Jesse Binnall – the lawyer who spent 2020 insisting democracy was a deep-state hologram – and Joe Flynn – brother of martial-law enthusiast Michael Flynn – quietly popped up in Bosnia this week, pitching a $200m gas pipeline deal. They're fronting for something called AAFS Infrastructure and Energy, a company so experienced it was literally born two months ago in Wyoming and has roughly the same public track record as Trump's health-care plan. The scheme: build the Southern Gas Interconnection pipeline to wean Bosnia off Russian gas and hook it up to LNG from Croatia – and, oh look, American suppliers. Conveniently, after Trump returned to office, Bosnian authorities "agreed" that US companies would get to build and run the thing. Even more convenient: the US embassy in Sarajevo is cheerleading this brand-new mystery firm, dutifully posting photos of Binnall and Flynn with the chargé d’affaires like it's a Rotary Club mixer and not a soft-focus ad for monetizing a coup attempt. Binnall insists there's no conflict of interest here and that embassy support is just "consistent with its mission to support American businesses operating abroad" – because nothing says standard commercial channels like election-denial lawyers and the brother of Trump's disgraced national security adviser parachuting into the Balkans with a shell company and a bald eagle logo. In other words, the Trump foreign policy shop has evolved: instead of merely attacking democracy at home, the old coup squad is now leveraging their White House access to carve out 30-year energy concessions overseas. But sure, it's about "energy security," not turning insurrection into a subscription business model.

Source: theguardian.com

#forever-grifting#corruption
killing democracy

say what you will about trump, he sure knows how to commit crimes with confidence

Donald Trump, confidently explaining that if the president does it, it’s not illegal — surrounded by people whose only response is to ask if he’s filed the correct paperwork.

Donald Trump, confidently explaining that if the president does it, it’s not illegal — surrounded by people whose only response is to ask if he’s filed the correct paperwork.

Aditya Chakrabortty looks at Keir Starmer’s big, bold governing agenda — color‑coded pothole maps and sternly worded ‘totally unacceptable’ statements — and contrasts it with Donald Trump’s approach of actually using state power… to do crimes. While Starmer threatens to maybe one day reconsider Elon Musk’s "right to self-regulate", other countries just suspend X. Meanwhile, Trump is out here ordering an illegal kidnapping of a foreign leader in Venezuela, because nothing says “America is back” like state-sponsored abduction. The article points out that when Trump’s goons snatch a foreign head of state, House Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries bravely responds by… filing a process complaint about congressional authorization. Not "this is kidnapping" or "this is deranged imperialism" — just "you didn’t fill out the right use-of-force form." Same with Trump’s harassment of Fed chair Jerome Powell and Lisa Cook: transparently political, authoritarian pressure on independent institutions, but the respectable center-left conversation is all about the sanctity of central bank independence, not the fact that the president is using the justice system as a blunt weapon to reward donors and punish enemies. In other words, Trump openly treats the state as a personal wrecking ball — for himself, his family, and his funders — while the polite, rules-obsessed opposition clings to the rulebook as the house burns down. The right is busy perfecting authoritarian statecraft; the center-left is busy perfecting its shocked face at procedural violations. But sure, tell us more about that pothole dashboard.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#imperialism#lawlessness
fascism

trump discovers nazi geopolitics, calls it 'america first'

Trump stares at a world map, circles the Western Hemisphere, and calls it "my Großer Golf Resort."

Trump stares at a world map, circles the Western Hemisphere, and calls it "my Großer Golf Resort."

Donald Trump’s foreign policy is now being compared to the work of Carl Schmitt, the Nazis’ “crown jurist”, which is exactly the kind of name you want popping up in think pieces about your administration. Schmitt’s big idea was carving the planet into giant authoritarian "great spaces" (Großräume) run by dominant empires that keep out "spatially alien" powers. In other words: regional mob bosses with nuclear weapons and a theory degree. Trump’s crew has already dusted off the Monroe Doctrine, raided Venezuela, rattled sabers over Greenland, Panama, Colombia, Mexico and Cuba, and tried to strong-arm Ukraine into coughing up territory. Meanwhile, his domestic doctrine of the "exception" politely suggests that constitutional rights are more of a seasonal item than a fixed feature. But we’re told not to worry: this isn’t fascism, it’s just good old-fashioned American hypocrisy with extra narcissism on top. While Russia and China openly flirt with Schmittian "great space" ideology, Trump isn’t really interested in sharing the world with other spheres of influence. He’s busy nuking Iran’s capabilities, blowing up Russian air defenses in Venezuela, blocking Russian tankers in European waters, and greenlighting CIA-backed Ukrainian strikes on Russian oil infrastructure – all while supposedly being Putin’s best friend. Because nothing says "colluding puppet" like repeatedly kicking your alleged handler in the shins for domestic applause. The punchline: Trump isn’t a Schmitt-reading fascist mastermind; he’s a Schmitt-confirming case study. He proves Schmitt’s point about Anglo-American "universalism" being a self-serving racket, while simultaneously refusing to let anyone else have their own imperial playground. Schmitt’s ghost is somewhere between horrified and smug, watching a reality TV host improvise his way through 1930s-style power politics with none of the reading and all of the ego.
#fascism#imperialism#killing-democracy
killing democracy

trump finally gets a nobel… cosplay medal, not the prize

Donald Trump, beaming like he just solved Middle East peace, holding someone else’s Nobel medal while the actual Nobel committee quietly screams into a pillow in Oslo.

Donald Trump, beaming like he just solved Middle East peace, holding someone else’s Nobel medal while the actual Nobel committee quietly screams into a pillow in Oslo.

Donald Trump has at long last gotten his tiny hands on a Nobel peace prize medal – someone else’s. Venezuelan opposition leader and actual laureate María Corina Machado theatrically "presented" her gold medal to Trump at the White House, declaring it a tribute to his "unique commitment" to freedom, because nothing says "independent democracy activist" like gifting your biggest patron a symbolic trophy he’s been publicly begging for since 2018. Trump rushed to Truth Social to announce that she gave him "her Nobel Peace Prize," conveniently skipping the part where Nobel officials immediately reminded the world that the title cannot be transferred, revoked, or retroactively assigned to a guy who tried to extort Ukraine and start a coup at home. A medal can change owners; the dignity cannot. Tough break.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#forever-grifting
anti science

trump tries to defund the weather, congress grudgingly chooses reality

Trump stares at a weather map he tried to defund, while Congress begrudgingly pays for the satellites that prove him wrong.

Trump stares at a weather map he tried to defund, while Congress begrudgingly pays for the satellites that prove him wrong.

Congress just told the Trump White House that, no, we actually do like knowing when hurricanes are coming. In an 82-15 vote in the Senate and a 397-28 vote in the House, lawmakers passed a spending bill that gives billions more to NOAA, NASA, and the National Science Foundation than Trump asked for. The administration wanted to slash NSF by 57%, cut NASA’s science budget almost in half, and take a chainsaw to NOAA — including the National Weather Service — because nothing says "energy dominance" like flying blind into the next climate disaster. Instead, Congress decided to preserve basic civilization and even boost a few programs Trump tried to kill outright, like NOAA’s satellite program and staffing for the National Weather Service — the same service the administration has been hollowing out with buyouts and firings. Sen. Patty Murray bragged that they rejected Trump’s plan to "devastate NOAA and climate research," while Sen. Susan Collins did her usual "I’m very concerned" routine but this time attached it to actually restoring funding. The bill also blocks the administration’s little side hustle of quietly capping "indirect research costs" — you know, boring items like equipment, operations, and personnel that make science physically possible. And in the most on-brand twist, the White House is now pretending this is a win for them too, with OMB saying Trump’s advisors would recommend he sign it because it still reduces overall spending and allegedly helps with "energy dominance." In other words: Trump tried to kneecap science, Congress said "absolutely not," and now the White House is claiming credit for not getting everything it wanted. But sure, stable genius.
#anti-science#killing-democracy
killing democracy

trump heroically protects america from… wind

Artist’s rendering of a terrifying national security threat: some windmills 14 miles offshore and one very angry retiree in Florida.

Artist’s rendering of a terrifying national security threat: some windmills 14 miles offshore and one very angry retiree in Florida.

A Trump-appointed federal judge just had to rescue offshore wind from… the Trump administration. District judge Carl J Nichols ruled that construction on New York’s Empire Wind project can resume while he considers the merits of Trump’s last-minute order to freeze it, noting that the government somehow forgot to respond to key legal arguments about, minor detail, violating proper procedure. Because nothing says “serious national security threat” like an administration that can’t be bothered to file competent paperwork.

Trump’s White House Grievance Center shut down five major East Coast offshore wind projects right before Christmas, under the very official doctrine of "I think wind is ugly and it kills birds" rebranded as "national security." Judges have now let both Empire Wind and Ørsted’s Revolution Wind move forward, repeatedly pointing out that the administration has not actually explained why these nearly-complete, grid-critical projects must be stopped immediately. Kathy Hochul asked the obvious question—if there’s a real threat off New York’s coast, maybe tell the governor?—and, shockingly, the national security wizards had no answer.

Meanwhile, the rest of the planet is sprinting ahead: China is leading global offshore wind, the UK just locked in a record 8.4 GW auction, and nearly all new 2024 power worldwide was renewable. In the US, developers are in court begging judges to let them finish projects that will power hundreds of thousands of homes while Trump’s lawyers compare wind turbines to nuclear weapons, because why not. In other words, the world is building the future, and the United States is stuck litigating whether the president is allowed to kill clean energy on a whim because he finds it ugly.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#anti-science
imperialism

trump turns iran into his personal cliffhanger episode

President Trump, wearing a "USA" hat like a discount war merch drop, explains that his Iran strategy is based on "very important sources" and the ancient doctrine of Keeping Everyone Freaked Out All The Time.

President Trump, wearing a "USA" hat like a discount war merch drop, explains that his Iran strategy is based on "very important sources" and the ancient doctrine of Keeping Everyone Freaked Out All The Time.

Donald Trump has spent two weeks dangling the prospect of bombing Iran like it's a mid-season finale on a bad reality show. He threatens "very strong action" if Tehran executes protesters, moves personnel out of the Al-Udeid air base, tells US civilians in Saudi Arabia to be "vigilant," and lets airspace closures and cancelled flights crank global anxiety to eleven—because nothing says responsible superpower like live‑action nuclear brinkmanship for ratings. Then, mid-afternoon, he strolls out and announces that the "killing in Iran is stopping" and there are "no plans for executions," because unnamed "very important sources on the other side" pinky‑swore it. No evidence, no transparency, just vibes and whatever flattery made it through to the Oval Office. Allies in Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Oman are openly terrified that his next mood swing could set the region on fire, while members of Congress warn that "helping" protesters with airstrikes mostly means killing them and proving the Iranian regime’s propaganda right. Fresh off a "successful" regime-change adventure in Venezuela, Trump is clearly tempted to run the same play on a much bigger, battle-hardened target, openly fantasizing about "winning" against Iran while everyone who can read a map begs him to sit down. Even his own former officials admit that what really appeals to him are "evocative news stories," "raw power," and "minimal casualties"—in other words, maximum spectacle, minimum thought. The actual Iranians on the streets? Just extras in the president’s latest foreign-policy cliffhanger.
#imperialism#national-security#killing-democracy
killing democracy

coming this summer: world cup meets police state chic

Nothing captures the spirit of global unity like handing out a World Cup trophy while the regime behind you is busy brutalizing people—FIFA tradition, now proudly co-hosted by Trump’s America.

Nothing captures the spirit of global unity like handing out a World Cup trophy while the regime behind you is busy brutalizing people—FIFA tradition, now proudly co-hosted by Trump’s America.

Five months before the World Cup, the world’s biggest sporting event is heading to the United States, where Trump has thoughtfully arranged for armed immigration agents to roam the streets and visa restrictions to be cranked up on foreign visitors. Because nothing says “welcome to the beautiful game” like wondering whether CBP is going to treat your fan group like an invading army. In other words, it’s less “greatest show on Earth” and more “authoritarian pop-up experience, soccer-themed.” The Guardian politely notes that Iran is in open revolt against its regime, Tunisia is backsliding democratically, Ecuador’s committing ecological crimes, and Saudi Arabia is… still Saudi Arabia. And right in the middle of this rogues’ gallery sits Trump’s America, auditioning to prove that yes, a World Cup host can absolutely combine sportswashing with active state harassment of foreigners. Gianni Infantino calls it a celebration of global unity; Trump hears that as “great opportunity for televised border cosplay and more excuses to deny visas.” The piece compares this mess to Argentina’s 1978 junta World Cup, where a military dictatorship used football as a PR shield while torturing and disappearing people. Back then, Amnesty International rolled out “Football yes – torture no.” Today, we’re apparently at “Football yes – roaming ICE squads maybe,” and FIFA’s main human-rights innovation is issuing sad press releases and cashing checks on time. But sure, tell us again how sports will bring the world together—just as long as everyone clears secondary screening, survives the paramilitary cosplay, and doesn’t say anything mean about the host regime on social media.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#fascism
imperialism

trump picks ambassador to iceland, accidentally auditions for colonial viceroy

Trump’s would-be ambassador to Iceland, seen here workshopping punchlines from the State Department’s new book, "101 Jokes About Annexing Your Allies."

Trump’s would-be ambassador to Iceland, seen here workshopping punchlines from the State Department’s new book, "101 Jokes About Annexing Your Allies."

Donald Trump’s ambassador-designate to Iceland, former Rep. Billy Long, decided the best way to introduce himself to a small, sovereign NATO ally was to joke on the House floor that Iceland would become the US’s "52nd state" and he’d be its governor — because nothing says diplomacy like casually LARPing as a colonial administrator. Politico reported the comments just as US officials were meeting Greenland and Denmark to convince them that Trump threatening to seize another Arctic island is totally normal and not at all a cartoon villain plot. Reykjavík, shockingly, did not find "lol you’re ours now" hilarious. Iceland’s foreign ministry formally contacted the US embassy to ask if Trump’s guy really said the quiet imperialism out loud, while thousands of Icelanders signed a petition telling their government to reject Long’s nomination and maybe get someone who doesn’t think their country is a theme park expansion pack. Long then issued the classic Washington non-apology — it was all a joke, he was just with some buddies, nothing serious, if anyone was offended, etc. In other words: "We were only spitballing annexations, why are you so sensitive?" Icelandic MP Sigmar Guðmundsson gently noted that maybe, given the live crisis over Trump’s Greenland land-grab fantasies, joking about Iceland as State #52 isn’t, quote, "particularly funny" — and that it’s a pretty clear sign of growing US disrespect toward small states’ sovereignty. But sure, we’re told this is all harmless banter and not part of a pattern where Trump and his orbit treat allied democracies as future real estate acquisitions or military outposts on layaway. Just NATO things.

Source: theguardian.com

#imperialism#killing-democracy
healthcare

trump unveils ‘great healthcare plan,’ forgets the plan part

Artist’s rendering of Trump’s health care plan: a blank clipboard, a MAGA hat, and a coupon for 10% off at TrumpRx.

Artist’s rendering of Trump’s health care plan: a blank clipboard, a MAGA hat, and a coupon for 10% off at TrumpRx.

The Trump White House has released "The Great Healthcare Plan" — a sweeping vision to lower health care costs that consists mostly of vibes, a YouTube video, and the phrase "The government is going to pay the money directly to you." In other words, they want to rip subsidies out of the ACA marketplace and hand out federal cash with no clear rules on how much, to whom, or how, while open enrollment just ended and premiums are already spiking because enhanced tax credits expired on December 31. But sure, tell everyone you’re here to save them from the "Unaffordable Care Act" you just helped make less affordable.

Experts politely described this as a potential "death spiral" for the ACA marketplaces, which is think-tank for "we’ve seen this sabotage movie before." Right now, ACA tax credits are wired directly into people’s monthly premiums so they can actually afford insurance that covers things like pre-existing conditions. Trump’s grand idea is to instead let people use government subsidies to buy junk plans that don’t have to follow ACA rules — because nothing says lowering costs like pushing people into cheaper plans that don’t cover what they need.

Meanwhile, the House has already passed a bill to extend those enhanced ACA credits for three more years, and the Senate is working on its own version, but the administration is out here publicly flirting with a veto. The official line: Trump "prefers" sending money directly to patients, which is a nice way of saying the White House is holding real, functioning subsidies hostage until Congress agrees to help them blow up the marketplace in exchange for a bag of mystery cash.

To sweeten the chaos, CMS chief Dr. Mehmet Oz popped on the press call to hype Trump’s "most favored nation" drug pricing scheme and the forthcoming TrumpRx self-pay platform — a branded discount-drug gimmick that experts say probably won’t beat what normal insurance or Medicaid already gets. So instead of strengthening the actual health system, we get reality-TV medicine: undercut the ACA, dangle direct payments, and slap Trump’s name on a prescription website. Healthcare, but make it merch.
#healthcare#killing-democracy
fascism

trump doj investigates democrats for quoting the actual law

Jeanine Pirro, now inexplicably in charge of federal prosecutions, prepares to investigate the radical crime of quoting the Uniform Code of Military Justice on camera.

Jeanine Pirro, now inexplicably in charge of federal prosecutions, prepares to investigate the radical crime of quoting the Uniform Code of Military Justice on camera.

The Trump administration has apparently discovered a bold new legal theory: if Democrats say out loud that soldiers shouldn’t follow illegal orders, that’s “sedition.” Six Democratic lawmakers with military and intel backgrounds made a 90-second video reminding troops of their duty under the Uniform Code of Military Justice not to obey unlawful commands – you know, the thing the Pentagon literally teaches in basic training. In response, Donald Trump called for their arrest, prosecution, and, briefly, execution, because nothing says "I definitely don’t plan to issue illegal orders" like trying to criminalize people for pointing out you can’t obey them.

Now Trump’s hand-picked US attorney in DC, Jeanine Pirro – yes, the former Fox screamer, now in charge of federal prosecutions in the capital, because this timeline is a joke that never ends – is having prosecutors "request interviews" with the lawmakers. Jason Crow, Maggie Goodlander, Chrissy Houlahan, Elissa Slotkin, Mark Kelly, and Chris Deluzio have all been contacted by either the FBI or DOJ over the video. Pentagon Secretary Pete Hegseth has already formally censured Kelly and started proceedings to slash his rank and pension, because this administration treats decorated veterans who quote the law like enemies of the state, and insurrectionists who attacked the Capitol like honored guests.

Watchdog groups are calling this what it is: authoritarian overreach and an assault on the First Amendment. Crow and the others say they’re being targeted not because they lied, but because they said something Trump and Hegseth "didn’t want anyone to hear" – namely that the military is obligated to refuse unlawful commands. In other words, the president is trying to prosecute members of Congress for stating a "bedrock principle of American law" on camera. Government oversight experts are politely screaming that "a sitting president attempting to prosecute his political opponents just for saying something he disagrees with is a hallmark of authoritarianism." But sure, tell us again how the "weaponization of government" is when the IRS audits a billionaire.

So to recap: Trump floats the death penalty for lawmakers who reminded troops not to commit war crimes, his DOJ and FBI are deployed to investigate them for a 90-second civics lesson, and his Fox News–to–Pentagon pipeline is being used to punish a former Navy captain senator for the crime of having a conscience. The message to the military is clear: the only "illegal order" now is disobeying Donald Trump.
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appeals court helps trump deport the wrong kind of grad student

Mahmoud Khalil, learning that in Trump’s America the First Amendment comes with a one-way ticket to immigration court.

Mahmoud Khalil, learning that in Trump’s America the First Amendment comes with a one-way ticket to immigration court.

The Third Circuit just handed the Trump administration a nice little win in its ongoing campaign to make immigration law a catch‑all weapon against people it doesn’t like. A 2-1 panel reversed a lower court decision that had freed Mahmoud Khalil – a permanent resident and Columbia grad whose big crime is being a prominent pro-Palestinian activist – from ICE detention. The court’s message: sure, you might have a case that the government is acting unlawfully, but you can only complain about it after they finish trying to deport you.

Judges Thomas Hardiman and Stephanos Bibas serenely explained that Congress’s immigration scheme gives Khalil a “meaningful forum” later on, in a petition for review of a final removal order – because nothing says due process like “sit in detention and wait while we try to throw you out, then maybe you can sue.” They stressed that petitioners get “just one bite at the apple,” which is a cute way of saying that if the government locks you up for your politics, you don’t get courts involved until the deportation machine is done with you.

Khalil helped organize campus protests and encampments calling for a ceasefire and an end to US support for Israel, so naturally the Trump administration responded the way it knows best: immigration detention as a speech-management tool. Civil liberties groups called out the obvious crackdown on pro-Palestinian speech, but the administration now has appellate cover to keep him in the system. In other words, the message from Trump’s America is clear: you can have free speech, as long as you’re ready to exercise it from an ICE facility or another country.

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trump invents the department of war, starts piracy franchise in caribbean

US sailors rappel onto a foreign tanker to enforce Trump’s sanctions, proving that when you say “Department of War” out loud, you really mean it.

US sailors rappel onto a foreign tanker to enforce Trump’s sanctions, proving that when you say “Department of War” out loud, you really mean it.

The US military, now proudly branding itself as the Department of War like it’s 1898 again, has seized yet another foreign-flagged oil tanker in the Caribbean to enforce Donald Trump’s personal embargo on Venezuela. Marines launched from the USS Gerald R Ford to board the Veronica, a Guyanese-flagged crude tanker accused of defying Trump’s self-declared “quarantine” of sanctioned vessels — because nothing says rules-based international order like helicopter raids on commercial shipping to protect a sanctions regime built on a presidential grudge.

This is the sixth known seizure of a foreign-flagged tanker since Trump had Nicolás Maduro snatched in Caracas and hauled to the US, and Southern Command is bragging about it on social media like it’s a Call of Duty trailer. The administration is openly “controlling the distribution” of Venezuela’s oil worldwide, which in normal human language is called using the US Navy as an armed cartel enforcement wing. But sure, it’s all about stopping “illicit activity in the Western Hemisphere,” not about running regime change and resource control at gunpoint.

In other words, Trump overthrows a foreign leader, rebrands the Pentagon like a Marvel supervillain agency, and starts interdicting commercial shipping on the high seas — and we’re all supposed to pretend this is just sanctions policy, not a live-fire seminar in how to turn a fading superpower into a full-time petro-pirate state.

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president law & order threatens martial law for minneapolis

Nothing says “immigration enforcement” like turning a U.S. city into a federal gas range so ICE officers can feel like they’re in an action movie.

Nothing says “immigration enforcement” like turning a U.S. city into a federal gas range so ICE officers can feel like they’re in an action movie.

Trump is once again flirting with his favorite strongman fantasy: sending the U.S. military into American cities because people are mad that federal agents keep shooting them. After an ICE officer in Minneapolis shot a man in the leg, on top of killing Renee Nicole Good earlier this month, protests erupted. Trump’s response? A Truth Social tantrum threatening to invoke the Insurrection Act to crush what he calls “professional agitators and insurrectionists” attacking the “Patriots of I.C.E.” — because nothing says limited government like using 19th-century emergency powers to protect a rogue deportation squad.

The Insurrection Act, which lets a president deploy troops on U.S. soil without Congress, is supposed to be a last-resort, once-in-a-generation emergency tool. Trump, naturally, treats it like a standing promo code for martial law, having already floated using it last year in the name of “safe cities.” Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz describes what’s happening more accurately: an “organized brutality” campaign against Minnesotans by their own federal government, and an “occupation” that Trump and Kristi Noem could end at any time — but won’t, because the cruelty and the spectacle are the whole point.

All of this kicked into overdrive after conservative influencers latched onto allegations of daycare fraud involving Somali immigrants and turned it into the latest right-wing panic. The administration responded not with audits or investigations, but with a full-blown ICE crackdown that now has federal agents firing tear gas, pepper balls, and flash-bangs at protesters in Minneapolis streets. In other words, a social media outrage cycle escalated into a federal paramilitary show of force, and the president’s big idea is to federalize the National Guard to protect ICE from the people it’s been terrorizing. But sure, tell us again how this is all about “law and order” and not about crushing dissent.

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