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The Trump Presidency Timeline

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money

gop says f*ck your medicaid, we have brown people to deport

a building full of geriatric people that get the free healthcare they don't think you deserve

a building full of geriatric people that get the free healthcare they don't think you deserve

Republicans are at it again, proposing to gut Medicaid so they can fund Trump’s immigration crackdowns and extend tax cuts for the wealthy. Because what’s a few hundred thousand low-income Americans losing healthcare when there are rich folks who might need a bigger yacht? The plan also targets non-U.S. citizens, because apparently, the best way to make America great is by making it harder for people to access basic care. Critics warn this could devastate vulnerable communities, but hey, at least the 1% can rest easy knowing their tax breaks are safe. Priorities!
#money#healthcare
lawlessness

Kentucky convicted child predator & January 6th defendant, Andrew Grisby, has been pardoned by Donald Trump.

convicted kid enjoyer andrew grisby

convicted kid enjoyer andrew grisby

title says it all
#lawlessness
pro life

better buy your kid a bulletproof backpack

illiterate moron holds up book too complicated for him to read

illiterate moron holds up book too complicated for him to read

The Trump administration has gutted the federal school safety committee because, clearly, protecting kids from gun violence is just a luxury we can’t afford. Why tackle actual problems when you can save time and money ignoring them instead? Critics are left wondering if “thoughts and prayers” are now the official school safety strategy. After all, what’s a little more chaos in classrooms when there are tax cuts to focus on?
#pro-life
retribution

because potus is basically a vindictive child, frump revokes dr faucis security detail

dr anthony fauci, a distinguished doctor and scientist with decades of public service accolades

dr anthony fauci, a distinguished doctor and scientist with decades of public service accolades

president whiny bitch terminated the government-funded security detail for Dr. Anthony Fauci, the former director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, who has faced threats since leading the nation's COVID-19 response. Trump justified the decision by stating that former officials cannot retain security details indefinitely and suggested that Fauci, having "made a lot of money," could hire private security. This action follows similar revocations for other former officials, including John Bolton and Mike Pompeo, raising concerns about the safety of individuals who have served in high-profile government roles.
#retribution
national security

frump administration dismisses cyber safety review board members

usdhs computers, will likely sit idle now after departments are gutted by an incompetent old man

usdhs computers, will likely sit idle now after departments are gutted by an incompetent old man

the frump administration has terminated all members of the Cyber Safety Review Board (CSRB), a body established to analyze significant cyber incidents and enhance national security. Critics argue that this decision undermines efforts to strengthen the nation's cyber defenses, especially amid escalating cyber threats from state-sponsored actors. The dismissal of the CSRB members has been described as "horribly shortsighted," potentially leaving the country more vulnerable to future cyberattacks. I guess if the mango mussolini doesn't understand it it's just not important.
#national-security
anti immigration

detaining everyone, citizen or not bow to the king

ice officer looking for someone's life to ruin

ice officer looking for someone's life to ruin

In a recent operation, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents conducted a raid in Newark, New Jersey, detaining both undocumented residents and U.S. citizens. Notably, among those detained was a U.S. military veteran whose service documentation was questioned. Thank you for your service, now get the fuck out.
#anti-immigration
money

trump thinks he can bully the fed

fed chair jerome powell

fed chair jerome powell

President Donald Trump announced his intention to "demand that interest rates drop immediately," aiming to stimulate economic growth. While lower interest rates can encourage borrowing and investment, the Federal Reserve, which sets these rates, operates independently to balance economic factors like inflation and employment. Apparently one can just bully the semi-autonomous agency into submission, thanks joe I coulda used a 2% home loan
#money
money

investing public money in a system rife with fraud what could go wrong

senile old man discusses technology he knows nothing about

senile old man discusses technology he knows nothing about

President Donald Trump has proposed creating a strategic Bitcoin reserve, aiming to bolster the U.S. position in the global crypto market. While the idea of a digital asset stockpile might sound cutting-edge, investing government funds in such a volatile and unregulated market is fraught with risks. Bitcoin's notorious price swings could lead to significant financial instability, and the lack of centralized oversight makes it susceptible to fraud and cyberattacks. Critics argue that this plan could jeopardize taxpayer money and question the prudence of tying national assets to such an unpredictable currency. Perhaps some ideas are better left in the digital realm.
#money#crypto
unconstitutional

trump discovers new constitution hack: executive orders

Trump signs away constitutional rights, one executive order at a time.

Trump signs away constitutional rights, one executive order at a time.

In a move that can only be described as a masterclass in constitutional law, President Trump issued an executive order to end birthright citizenship. U.S. District Judge John C. Coughenour, however, just doesn't seem to get it. He temporarily blocked the order, labeling it 'blatantly unconstitutional'—because apparently, there's this thing called the Fourteenth Amendment. Shocking, I know. Of course, the Justice Department plans to 'vigorously defend' the order, because nothing says dedication to law and order like trying to rewrite the Constitution with a Sharpie. Meanwhile, state attorneys general are lining up like it's Black Friday, all clamoring to sue the administration. With any luck, we can look forward to more 'temporary' blocks on Trump's latest brainstorms.

Source: npr.org

#unconstitutional#anti-immigration#lawlessness
forever grifting

trump's crypto carnival: where ethics go to die

Trump's crypto venture: redefining 'ethical leadership' one meme coin at a time.

Trump's crypto venture: redefining 'ethical leadership' one meme coin at a time.

In a move that surely screams 'I'm doing this for America', President Trump has plunged into the world of cryptocurrency with a meme coin featuring an image of himself during an assassination attempt—because nothing spells 'great investment' like buying a coin with a picture of a near-tragedy. As if that wasn't enough, he's keeping a cool 800 million of these coins for himself and his cronies. Who needs ethics when there's a potential billion-dollar payday on the line?

Meanwhile, Melania decided to dip her toe in the crypto chaos with her own meme coin, causing Trump coin's value to take a nosedive. Apparently, the crypto world is peeved that their strategy of pumping money into Trump is backfiring as he's cashing in on the meme frenzy himself. A classic case of leopards eating their faces. But sure, let's pretend the real issue here isn't the blatant conflicts of interest as Trump's handpicked SEC pals tailor regulations to suit his meme economy. Because, of course, the rules should be written by someone launching meme coins from the Oval Office.

Source: npr.org

#forever-grifting#crypto
pro life

pro life gop does away with body charged with helping to protect civilians

People in Kabul sift through twisted metal and rubble in the aftermath of a U.S. drone strike that killed 10 civilians

People in Kabul sift through twisted metal and rubble in the aftermath of a U.S. drone strike that killed 10 civilians

In a controversial move, the Trump administration is pushing to abolish the Pentagon's Civilian Protection Center of Excellence, an office dedicated to minimizing civilian casualties in U.S. military operations. Established in 2023 after decades of civilian deaths in conflict zones, the center has provided commanders with critical tools and information to reduce unintended harm. Critics warn that disbanding this office—or defunding it into irrelevance—signals a shift toward more aggressive, less accountable military strategies. Trump’s nominee for defense secretary, Pete Hegseth, has championed "taking the gloves off" in combat, raising concerns about an uptick in civilian casualties under this policy shift. While some argue this change increases operational freedom, others stress that protecting civilians is a moral and strategic imperative.
#pro-life#national-security
healthcare

300lb slob makes awful health choices for the nation

An animal caretaker collects a blood sample from a dairy calf vaccinated against bird flu at the National Animal Disease Center research facility

An animal caretaker collects a blood sample from a dairy calf vaccinated against bird flu at the National Animal Disease Center research facility

"What could possibly go wrong?", President Donald Trump has decided to pull the U.S. out of the World Health Organization (WHO). Apparently, ditching the global health body amid concerns over bird flu and other infectious diseases is the new definition of "great timing." Critics argue that this decision leaves the U.S. more vulnerable to pandemics, but hey, covid went so well why not do it again?
#healthcare
not awful

trump to declassify documents on high profile murders mlk/jfk/etc

jfk

jfk

ok I'm actually not mad at this, I'm for government transparency.
#not-awful
leopards ate my face

trump f*cks over red states with ev manuever

the art of tanking economies

the art of tanking economies

President Donald Trump's recent executive order revoking federal support for electric vehicles (EVs) has raised concerns about potential job losses in states that have benefited from the EV industry's growth. The rollback includes eliminating tax credits for EV purchases and halting funding for charging infrastructure, measures that have previously spurred investment and employment in manufacturing and related sectors. Ford was just about to open an EV plant here in my current state of Kentucky, but have the day you voted for I guess.
#leopards-ate-my-face
unconstitutional

judge blocks clearly unconstitutional executive order

trump finding out melania coin is stealing his money

trump finding out melania coin is stealing his money

A federal judge blocked trumps blatantly unconstitutional executive order. Who'd a thunk the plain letter of the constitution is just that?
#unconstitutional
anti immigration

trump declares diversity 'illegal', because why not

Trump's hands at work, redefining 'illegal' one signature at a time.

Trump's hands at work, redefining 'illegal' one signature at a time.

In the latest chapter of Trump's America, diversity is now officially against the law. The man who never met a problem he couldn't solve with a Sharpie has decided DEI programs are not just unnecessary, they're illegal. Because nothing says 'merit-based opportunity' like stripping away decades of progress with one grandiose swipe of the pen. Federal agencies are now scrambling to unravel the very fabric of inclusion, proving once again that progress is optional and regression is mandatory.

In an effort to show just how much he cares about the American worker, Trump ordered the layoffs of DEIA employees to begin immediately, because sidelining career employees in favor of political loyalists is the real American dream. Meanwhile, the Office of Personnel Management has become the new DEI police, ensuring no coded language or stealth inclusivity survives. Rest easy, America—diversity has been successfully declared enemy number one.

Source: npr.org

#racism#killing-democracy#lawlessness
anti immigration

doj tries to strong arm local authorities into doing their bidding

ice agents on their way to a gay furry party, probably

ice agents on their way to a gay furry party, probably

the Department of Justice under President Trump has issued directives threatening to prosecute state and local officials who resist federal immigration enforcement efforts. This initiative aims to coerce Democratic-led jurisdictions into participating in mass deportations, despite their established sanctuary policies. California Attorney General Rob Bonta has denounced the memo as a "scare tactic" and expressed readiness to challenge it legally. Fascism has made it, baby, ya!
#anti-immigration
retribution

trump yanks secret service protection from yet another former trump administration official

the skeleton formerly known as mike pompeo

the skeleton formerly known as mike pompeo

Donald Trump has withdrawn Secret Service protection for former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. This decision comes despite Pompeo's significant role in the previous administration and the potential security risks associated with his former position. It's almost as if he wants Iran to try to kill one of them (pomeo or bolton) as a pretext for war.
#retribution
perverts

the gop unwilling to subpoena witness because of sexual texts they sent that witness

cassidy hutchinson

cassidy hutchinson

House Republicans are reconsidering plans to subpoena former Trump aide Cassidy Hutchinson during their renewed investigation into the January 6 events. The hesitation stems from concerns that such a move could lead to the public disclosure of sexually explicit text messages sent to Hutchinson by certain GOP lawmakers. An aide to House Speaker Mike Johnson cautioned that subpoenaing Hutchinson might expose "sexual texts from members who were trying to engage in sexual favors," potentially leading to significant embarrassment. The GOP are the predators they're always trying to warn us about
#perverts
lawlessness

Trumps chilling EO for palestinians

unhappy orange man

unhappy orange man

Intensifying tensions in the Middle East, President Donald Trump has issued executive orders lifting sanctions on Israeli settlers in the West Bank, a policy reversal from the previous administration. This decision has emboldened radical settler groups, leading to violent raids on Palestinian villages such as al-Funduq and Jinsafut. Nightwatchman Said Bashir recounted the terror as settlers torched vehicles and damaged properties, actions that occurred under the watchful eyes of Israeli soldiers. Critics argue that these policy changes not only undermine the prospects for a two-state solution but also exacerbate the humanitarian crisis in the region. The colonization of Palestinian land and the displacement of indigenous communities have been a recurring theme in the region's history, and the current situation poses a significant challenge to peace efforts.
#lawlessness#pro-life