The Trump administration spent last week workshopping new ways to make sure no one can ever prove what they did. First, the Justice Department coughed up a 52-page fever dream from election-denying Alito clerk T. Elliot Gaiser declaring the Presidential Records Act unconstitutional – because apparently Congress has no "legislative purpose" in asking presidents not to shred history like a mob accountant. Conveniently, this would let Trump decide which evidence of wrongdoing lives, dies, or gets fed to the Mar-a-Lago pool filter.
As a visual aid, Trump also dropped an AI-rendered promo for his "presidential library" – a Miami waterfront skyscraper that looks less like an archive and more like a timeshare for oligarchs. He helpfully clarified, "I don’t believe in building libraries or museums," which is at least the most honest thing he’s said about education. Instead of documents, the plan is a golden statue of himself and a 747 in the atrium, because when your legacy is pardoning January 6 rioters, purging DOJ and FBI officials who investigated them, and making entire databases of insurrection charges vanish, there’s not much left to shelve besides the merch.
To really cement the amnesia project, Trump fired the actual Archivist of the United States and replaced her with Marco Rubio and a senior archivist from the Richard Nixon Foundation, because if you’re going to erase presidential crimes, you might as well bring in the franchise players. Meanwhile, cronies like Corey Lewandowski reportedly strut around DHS bragging that Trump will pardon them for anything, while figures like Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi hover in the gray zone of maybe-pre-pardoned, maybe-just-blackmailable. The Supreme Court’s 2024 gift of near-total presidential immunity is the cherry on top: corrupt pardons and document destruction now come bundled with a constitutional warranty.
Democrats are left talking about truth commissions and shaming website-scrubbers, which is adorable against an administration that openly markets itself as a historical Etch A Sketch. The message from Trump World is brutally simple: loyalty gets you impunity, impunity gets you amnesia, and amnesia keeps the grift going. The American people’s right to "reconstruct and come to terms with their history" has been replaced with an AI video of a fake library and a real plan to burn the archives.