The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 2906 entries and counting.
full stupid
the forethought put into this is apropros of the entire administration
you can email tens of thousands of people in the federal government at once
I just sent this email to all 13,000 federal employees of the NOAA lol. The Trump administration's changes to their communications system made it so literally anyone can blast messages out to the entire agency - Ken Klippenstein
Source: bsky.app
#full-stupid
corruption
surprise surprise, trump acts like a politician
Donald Trump reading from the playbook he promised he never wrote.
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have predicted, President Trump is already enacting policies from the conservative Project 2025 just two weeks into his second term. You know, the same policies he distanced himself from on the campaign trail, calling them 'absolutely ridiculous.' Because nothing says political integrity like denouncing a plan and then implementing it once in office.
With Russ Vought, the former architect of this playbook, back at the helm of the Office of Management and Budget, Trump's administration is diving right into proposals like ending birthright citizenship and freezing federal hiring. In other words, they're taking a page—or 900—to reshape the federal government just like they swore they wouldn't. Meanwhile, Democrats, led by Chuck Schumer, are engaging in the time-honored tradition of outrage, though whether that outrage will translate into action is, as always, questionable at best.
The White House, naturally, claims any overlap between Trump’s ‘promises’ and Project 2025 is purely coincidental. Because why bother with consistency when you can just gaslight an entire nation instead? In the grand tradition of ‘do as I say, not as I do,’ Trump’s early days in office are shaping up to be a veritable buffet of fascinating contradictions.
Source: npr.org
#corruption#fascism
lawlessness
another j6er is back in prison
treasonous piece of shit carrying a stolen sign after attacking the seat of dempcracy, get fucked
From storming the Capitol to a deadly DUI, Emily Hernandez’s fall from MAGA martyr to convicted felon is complete. Pardoned just last week by president mob boss for her role in the Jan. 6 insurrection, Hernandez won’t be celebrating her newfound freedom—because she was just sentenced to 17 years in prison for killing a woman in a drunken wrong-way crash. Hernandez, famous for parading around with a stolen Nancy Pelosi sign, was already set to plead guilty to her Jan. 6 charges when she drove headfirst into oncoming traffic, killing 32-year-old Victoria Wilson and severely injuring her husband. Her blood-alcohol content was a staggering .20%, more than double the legal limit. ONLY THE BEST PEOPLE Despite the president being pro violence and giving her mercy for her role in attacking the seat of democracy, the justice system wasn’t as forgiving for taking a life. A judge sentenced her to 10 years for the fatal crash and seven more for the injuries she caused—proving that, in at least one courtroom, accountability still exists for people that aren't rich white assholes.
Source: rawstory.com
#lawlessness#full-stupid
awful nominations
DoT issues orders to give preferential treament to communities with higher rates of marriage and birth rates higher than national average
us dot building
see title
Source: transportation.gov
#awful-nominations#unconstitutional
unconstitutional
peach panther signs executive order to deport students exercising their 1st amendment rights
protestor being arrested, and senile ham face
the sultan of soiled shorts latest executive order turns student protests into deportation-worthy offenses. In his crackdown on pro-Palestinian demonstrations, Trump is targeting non-citizen students and residents, revoking visas and threatening deportation for those he deems “Hamas sympathizers.” I understand that hamas is a terrorist organization and they can get fucked but what about the first amendment???? Under the new order, federal agencies are tasked with investigating civil rights violations linked to campus protests and taking legal action against anyone accused of antisemitic activity. But the vagueness of the policy raises immediate concerns—who decides what counts as “sympathizing” with Hamas? Does chanting “Free Palestine” get you kicked out of the country? In this assholes version of America it does. Civil rights groups are already calling this an unconstitutional attack on free speech, likening it to the crackdowns on Vietnam War protesters. Legal experts warn that punishing students based on political speech violates the First Amendment—but Trump and his supporters claim it’s necessary to curb extremism on college campuses. With lawsuits looming and universities now under pressure to track student activism, this order could reshape protest culture in America—not just for pro-Palestinian demonstrators, but for anyone who dares to oppose government policy.
Source: reviewdiv.com
#unconstitutional#racism
anti immigration
angry grandpa takes aim at children
angry old man coloring in his racist coloring book
cheeto kings war on “indoctrination” is off to a blazing start—by forcing schools to teach only what he approves. In a trio of executive orders, Trump is demanding schools drop lessons on systemic racism and gender identity, funneling public money into private schools, and cracking down on pro-Palestinian protesters by threatening deportation. In a move that would make Big Brother proud, federal funding will now hinge on whether schools toe the MAGA line. Teach “gender ideology” or “discriminatory equity ideology” (translation: acknowledge LGBTQ+ rights or systemic racism)? Kiss that funding goodbye. Meanwhile, Trump’s education secretary now has 90 days to come up with a national censorship blueprint disguised as an “anti-indoctrination” plan. But that’s not all—Trump’s school choice order pushes even more taxpayer dollars toward private and religious schools, draining funding from public education. And for the grand finale, student protesters who oppose Israel’s actions in Gaza could have their visas revoked under the pretense of fighting antisemitism, a move that legal experts are already calling blatantly unconstitutional. If you thought the last few years were a battleground for education, buckle up—Trump’s second term is turning the classroom into a full-fledged ideological purge. He wants to make all the kids stupid, after all he loves the poorly educated and learning things turns people into independents or democrats.
Source: washingtonpost.com
#anti-immigration#racism
anti immigration
american citizens taken to detention center for the crime of being brown and bilingual
a family of american citizens was detained and taking to a immigration center
A toddler, his mother, and his grandmother—all American citizens—were detained and taken to an immigration detention center by U.S. officials in Milwaukee after they were overheard speaking Spanish, according to a Monday report by Telemundo Puerto Rico. My wife suggested I start carrying my passport with me, as I'm of puerto rican descent. holy fuck its going to be a long 4 years.
Source: newsbreak.com
#anti-immigration#racism
lawlessness
project 2025 fuckheads author government memo, metadata shows
the opm, ground zero for the tiny handed tyrants full on assault on the federal government (image from 404media link)
The administration is scrubbing evidence faster than a teenager clearing their browser history. The U.S. Office of Personnel Management (OPM) was caught wiping metadata from official memos after it revealed that key documents were authored by individuals linked to Project 2025—not actual government employees. The deleted details exposed that Trump’s allies were quietly embedding themselves in the federal bureaucracy, with some of them drafting official policy despite having no formal role at OPM. The revelation comes as Trump reinstates Schedule F, his plan to replace career federal employees with loyalists who’ll “bend or break” to his will. Meanwhile, the newly minted Department of Government Efficiency (yes, led by worlds richest nazi sympathizer, elmo musk) is offering mass buyouts to government workers, signaling that if they don’t take the deal now, Trump’s cronies will show them the door later. For someone who claims to have “nothing to do” with Project 2025, gangrene-grimace sure seems to be using its playbook—down to the last deleted data point.
Source: mashable.com
#lawlessness#full-stupid
anti immigration
the duke of depends is ordering the dod to build housing on gitmo
A control tower is seen through the razor wire inside the Camp VI detention facility at Guantánamo Bay Naval Base in Cuba on April 17, 2019. (Alex Brandon/AP) if anyone deserves to be in prison its that treasonous sack of shit in the oval office
In a move that's sure to ignite controversy, president combover has signed an executive order directing the Pentagon and the Department of Homeland Security to prepare facilities at Guantánamo Bay to detain up to 30,000 migrants. This decision marks a significant escalation in the administration's immigration enforcement strategy, repurposing the naval base in Cuba, historically used for detaining terrorism suspects, to now house individuals entering the U.S. without authorization. The plan has already drawn sharp criticism from human rights advocates and legal experts, who argue that detaining migrants in such a facility could violate international law and further tarnish America's human rights record. As the administration moves forward, the nation watches closely, anticipating legal challenges and widespread debate over the ethical and legal implications of this unprecedented action. He gonna start gassing people next??
Source: washingtonpost.com
#anti-immigration#racism
lawlessness
accountability is dead for von shitzinpants and those close to him
these two pieces of shit hid our nations most sensitive secrets inb a fucking bathroom
The Justice Department just dropped its appeal of Judge Aileen Cannon’s ruling that Smith was unlawfully appointed, cementing a legal precedent that could haunt future federal prosecutors. The move ensures that Trump’s former co-defendants, Walt Nauta and Carlos De Oliveira, are off the hook, and the classified documents case that once threatened Trump is now nothing more than a historical footnote. The decision also means the public will definitely never fucking see Smith’s full report on tiny hand's alleged hoarding of classified documents. Merrick Garland had withheld it, citing the pending appeal, but now it's up to grumpy’s own DOJ—stacked with his former defense attorneys—to decide if it ever sees the light of day. Spoiler alert: Don’t hold your breath. With both of Smith’s prosecutions—classified documents and election interference—now effectively buried, Trump has managed to rewrite the rules of accountability. Future presidents, take note: if you don’t like the laws, just win reelection. crazy how we just give the biggest piece of shit free reign to trample our republic
Source: washingtonpost.com
#lawlessness
money
WEREN'T YOU ELECTED TO FIX EGG PRICES?
that looks like the opposite of cheaper to me, YOU HAD ONE JOB FRUMPLESTILTSKIN
Egg prices have been cracking through the roof lately, leaving consumers scrambling to adjust their grocery budgets. In December, the average cost for a dozen Grade A large eggs reached $4.15, a significant jump from $3.65 in November.
Source: news.wttw.com
#money
perverts
new OPM general counsels email leaked in escort website leak - steve monacelli
that creepy weirdo that stares at your underage daughter
The email Andrew Kloster, the Office of Personnel Management’s new general counsel and self described "raging misogynist," used to sign up for his X/Twitter account appears in a leak for an escort service website. The IP address for the escort service website account is in Washington D.C. - steven monacelli (bsky linked below) they aren't actually gonna do shit though cuz they don't really give a fuck about family values when they elected a pedophile and a rapist
Source: bsky.app
#perverts#awful-nominations
killing democracy
no longer allowed to observe black history month, juneteenth, and others
doj letter - attribution to ken klippenstein whos bsky toot is linked below
president dickhead is wasting no time in his second term, speedrunning his executive power grab by firing Democratic members of independent labor commissions—something even past Republican presidents didn’t dare to attempt. Equal employment protections? Union rights? Not if lump has anything to say about it. He’s kicking out commissioners, replacing them with GOP loyalists, and ensuring that the agencies meant to protect workers will now prioritize dismantling workplace discrimination laws, targeting DEI initiatives, and making life easier for corporate giants like Tesla and Amazon. Legal scholars say this move is blatantly illegal and could go all the way to the Supreme Court. But frump, ever the constitutional scholar, has made it clear he doesn’t believe in "independent" agencies—just ones that do his bidding. If this is how he starts, what’s next? Buckle up, labor rights are about to take a ride straight back to the Gilded Age.
Source: bsky.app
#killing-democracy#racism
killing democracy
frump tries more illegal firings
The seal of the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. (Andrew Kelly/Reuters) and the most recent ire of conservative tyranny
president dickhead is wasting no time in his second term, speedrunning his executive power grab by firing Democratic members of independent labor commissions—something even past Republican presidents didn’t dare to attempt. Equal employment protections? Union rights? Not if lump has anything to say about it. He’s kicking out commissioners, replacing them with GOP loyalists, and ensuring that the agencies meant to protect workers will now prioritize dismantling workplace discrimination laws, targeting DEI initiatives, and making life easier for corporate giants like Tesla and Amazon. Legal scholars say this move is blatantly illegal and could go all the way to the Supreme Court. But frump, ever the constitutional scholar, has made it clear he doesn’t believe in "independent" agencies—just ones that do his bidding. If this is how he starts, what’s next? Buckle up, labor rights are about to take a ride straight back to the Gilded Age.
Source: washingtonpost.com
#killing-democracy#lawlessness
money
rubio begins releasing funds to things they deem important - f*ck what congress has appropriated
pathetic loser who got clowned on by daddy frump, and then begged him for a job cuz he is a pathetic sack of shit
little marco is here to remind us that "lifesaving" means whatever the grump administration says it means. After last week’s chaotic foreign aid freeze—where USAID contractors were sent packing and humanitarian programs worldwide came to a screeching halt—Rubio is now doling out selective exemptions. Medicine, food, and shelter? Fine. Anything remotely touching gender, reproductive health, or diversity? Absolutely not. Aid groups, left scrambling to decipher what qualifies as "lifesaving," were basically told to figure it out themselves. Meanwhile, the White House is busy inventing condom-based terror plots to justify cutting funding for international medical care. Even land mine removal programs got the axe—and now we're leaving unexploded bombs behind???? For now, a few lucky programs have been granted a temporary lifeline, but the message is clear: foreign aid is now a transactional game, and if you don’t have the right priorities (read: military support for the right countries), don’t expect U.S. dollars to keep flowing. it's contingent on pleasing el furher fuck what congress has to say
Source: washingtonpost.com
#money
imperialism
conservatives want greenland - except for the people who live there, those DAM LIBRULS
The statue of Hans Egede, the Dano-Norwegian Lutheran missionary who founded Nuuk, overlooks the capital city in Greenland. (Sebastien Van Malleghem for The Washington Post)
What started as a punchline in 2019 is now a full-blown diplomatic crisis—frumpy is once again pushing for U.S. control of Greenland, calling it an “absolute necessity” for Western security. While Denmark has firmly rejected the idea, they’re not taking it lightly this time, ramping up military spending and scrambling for European support. Meanwhile, Trump allies in Congress have already introduced a "Make Greenland Great Again" Act to back negotiations, and right-wing think tanks are daydreaming about what kind of U.S. territory it could become—just not a state, because, as Heritage Foundation scholars warned, Greenlanders are *gasp* SOCIALISTLIBTARDS. With Greenland’s local government increasingly frustrated with Danish rule, frump may be banking on an independence movement to help him land his prize. But Denmark and the rest of Europe seem to be gearing up for a fight.
Source: washingtonpost.com
#imperialism#full-stupid
lawlessness
doj's vanishing act: trump's merry men walk free
Walt Nauta listening intently as Trump lays down another executive order, probably involving all the best people, while Carlos de Oliveira is pictured having a blast at the courthouse. Because if you can't laugh at the DOJ dismissing your case, what's left?
In an inspiring demonstration of justice in action, the DOJ has decided to wave its magical wand and make the charges against two of Trump's accomplices—Walt Nauta and Carlos de Oliveira—disappear. These two had the minor inconvenience of facing felony charges for allegedly helping Trump stash away those oh-so-important classified documents at Mar-a-Lago, then fibbing to federal investigators about it. But sure, let's just drop the case now that Trump has retaken the throne.
After all, nothing says 'rule of law' like letting your aides off the hook because the boss is back in charge. The DOJ's move might not be the most transparent—because why would the Trump Administration want to release that pesky classified documents report anyway? It's not like the public has a right to know about the inner machinations of their government or anything. In other words, democracy is truly thriving under Trump's America, and the DOJ is just here for the laughs.
After all, nothing says 'rule of law' like letting your aides off the hook because the boss is back in charge. The DOJ's move might not be the most transparent—because why would the Trump Administration want to release that pesky classified documents report anyway? It's not like the public has a right to know about the inner machinations of their government or anything. In other words, democracy is truly thriving under Trump's America, and the DOJ is just here for the laughs.
Source: npr.org
#lawlessness#corruption
lawlessness
trump kills veterans suicide assistance
weird orange man getting ready to catch a hotdog with his mouth
Trump’s abrupt federal spending freeze has already created chaos, but one of its most egregious impacts? Cutting off suicide prevention assistance for veterans. The executive order, which halts funding for a wide range of grants and programs, includes a pause on the Veterans Affairs Department’s suicide prevention and legal services grants, raising alarm among lawmakers and advocacy groups. While the White House insists the freeze is just a temporary “review,” the move directly contradicts Trump’s past rhetoric on supporting veterans. Meanwhile, Senate Republicans are downplaying concerns, with some urging people to “stay calm” and “take a deep breath.” Must be nice advice for those not wondering whether lifesaving services will still exist next week.
Source: virginiamercury.com
#lawlessness
awful nominations
trumps commerce pick has a history of outsourcing jobs to mexico
guy that raped kids with jeffrey epstein and his anti-american labor commerce pick, skinny stephen seagal
Howard Lutnick, Trump’s nominee for Commerce Secretary, spent months on the campaign trail railing against outsourcing jobs to Mexico—while his own real estate firm was busy selling American companies on the benefits of cheap Mexican labor. Newmark Group, where Lutnick serves as executive chairman, has actively pitched industrial sites in Mexico as prime locations for manufacturers looking to dodge Chinese tariffs and cut costs. Now, as he heads for a Senate confirmation hearing, questions swirl about whether he’ll actually prioritize American jobs—or just continue serving the same corporate interests he’s profited from. Ethics experts warn his deep financial ties could lead to conflicts of interest, but hey, what’s another billionaire running the economy under Trump’s watch?
Source: washingtonpost.com
#awful-nominations
lawlessness
jan 6 rioter pardoned by trump is wanted for trying to f*ck children
typial trump j6er wanted for trying to f*ck children
Andrew Taake, a Texas resident recently pardoned by President Trump for his involvement in the January 6 Capitol attack, is now wanted by Texas authorities for allegedly soliciting a minor online. Prior to his pardon, Taake was serving a 74-month federal sentence for assaulting officers during the insurrection. Unbeknownst to federal authorities, Taake had an outstanding 2016 child solicitation case, leading the Harris County District Attorney's Office to label him a fugitive. This development raises questions about the thoroughness of the pardon vetting process and the potential oversight of existing state-level charges. tangerine tiny hands is releasing the dregs of the us population back into the community
Source: newsweek.com
#lawlessness