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killing democracy

trump vows 35-state ego tour, democracy prays for rain

Republican lawmakers listen politely in the Rose Garden as Trump explains how their careers now depend on his frequent flyer miles and whatever MAGA Inc. hasn’t already spent on legal bills.

Republican lawmakers listen politely in the Rose Garden as Trump explains how their careers now depend on his frequent flyer miles and whatever MAGA Inc. hasn’t already spent on legal bills.

Donald Trump has announced he’ll spend the final 30 days before the midterms barnstorming the country for Republicans in 35 races, because if there’s one thing American democracy needed, it was a multi-state grievance tour sponsored by a $400 million super PAC. From the White House Rose Garden, Trump promised to personally visit each race that actually looks competitive, making it clear that if you’re winning by 40 points, his presence is reserved for candidates still clinging to the last shreds of their dignity and polling.

He’s heading to Alaska to boost Dan Sullivan against… Dan Sullivan, because the GOP has apparently entered the Spider-Verse of generic white guys, and then down to Texas to campaign for indicted Attorney General Ken Paxton’s Senate run, just to really underline that the party is fully committed to being a legal defense fund with ballot access. All of this is powered by MAGA Inc.’s $400+ million war chest, a nice reminder that while Trump insists he’s “not affected by the election,” his money and personality cult are very much on the ballot — especially after he literally told supporters to pretend he is. Representative government, now with 35 bonus loyalty tests.

#killing-democracy#forever-grifting
lawlessness

doj to ice shooter: we’ll get you for lying, not for shooting

DOJ headquarters, where civil rights cases against ICE go to take a long, quiet nap behind sealed filings and carefully worded press statements.

DOJ headquarters, where civil rights cases against ICE go to take a long, quiet nap behind sealed filings and carefully worded press statements.

The Trump DOJ has discovered a bold new theory of civil rights enforcement: if an ICE agent allegedly shoots a Venezuelan immigrant through a closed door into a house with kids inside, the real crime is…bad paperwork. Minneapolis federal prosecutor Matthew Evans says he was ready to charge ICE agent Christian Castro with deprivation of rights under color of law – the same kind of charge used in the George Floyd case – until “Main Justice” in D.C. swooped in and told him Castro would face, at most, a cozy little false statements charge, likely under seal. Evans says he objected “in the strongest possible terms,” which, under Trump, ranks somewhere between “delete this email” and “go work for DOJ leadership instead.” The official DOJ line is that this is all a “collaborative and deliberative” process and they would never “rush” anything – except, of course, the part where DHS immediately branded the shooting victims “violent criminal illegal aliens” and charged them, only to later admit that video evidence showed their own agents’ sworn testimony “appeared to be false.” Castro is also facing state felony charges in Minnesota, but Texas Gov. Greg Abbott helpfully refused to extradite him, because the GOP’s pro-law-enforcement stance apparently stops the second the law tries to touch one of their favored gun-toting immigration warriors. Meanwhile, Minneapolis prosecutors say they’re worried Castro will flee to Mexico now that he’s out of jail, and Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty notes this isn’t DOJ’s first magic trick. A week before this shooting, ICE agents killed Renee Good, then claimed she drove at them; video showed her wheels turned away, and DOJ later decided a review of that killing was just…unnecessary. Under Trump, the civil rights division has been thinned out, federal oversight of law enforcement has been gutted, and immigration agents who shoot people are met with instant government sympathy and disappearing investigations. Rule of law is for poor people and immigrants; for ICE, there’s only the sacred right to shoot first and let Main Justice clean up the narrative later.
#lawlessness#killing-democracy
imperialism

trump tries to frack the dinosaurs

Artist’s impression of Trump pointing at 3 million acres of sacred landscape and asking, "But have we tried drilling all of it?"

Artist’s impression of Trump pointing at 3 million acres of sacred landscape and asking, "But have we tried drilling all of it?"

Trump has once again looked at land sacred to Indigenous tribes, rich with dinosaur fossils and ancient cliff dwellings, and concluded the highest and best use is: letting oil and gas companies chew it up like a strip-mined chew toy. After slashing Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante national monuments by a casual 90%, he declared the areas would be put to a "higher-priority use"—which is Republican for "someone in the extractive industries has my phone number".

Patagonia, apparently tired of just selling fleece to people who hike on weekends, is suing Trump (again) for what it calls illegal orders that "betray Tribal sovereignty" and try to do an end-run around the Antiquities Act, which allows presidents to create national monuments, not vaporize them for fun and drilling rights. The Natural Resources Defense Council calls this one of the largest rollbacks of public land protections in US history; Trump calls it "resource independence" and "national security", because nothing says security like turning 3 million acres of sacred and scientifically priceless land into a speculative mining portfolio.

Mining claims are already being filed in the newly unprotected areas, because of course they are. Once the drilling starts, the sacred sites, unique fossils, and million-year-old landscapes are gone for good—replaced with some patriotic slurry pit and a few campaign donations. Obama and Clinton created these monuments after years of tribal advocacy; Trump is trying to erase them with a pen and a press release. Protecting Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante is worth more than any amount of money, Patagonia’s CEO says. Unfortunately, this is an administration that hears that sentence and immediately checks if the minerals under it are already spoken for.

Source: theguardian.com

#imperialism#killing-democracy
full stupid

leader of free world weighs in on… celebrity roommates

Donald Trump, moments before weighing in on which former royal he’d vote off the island next.

Donald Trump, moments before weighing in on which former royal he’d vote off the island next.

President Donald Trump, steward of nuclear codes and ostensible leader of a global superpower, took time out of his very busy schedule of golfing and posting to say he is "happy" Prince Harry and Meghan Markle left the US because he "was not a fan". America’s head of state, everyone: Yelp reviewer-in-chief. He also scolded them for treating the Royal Family with "great disrespect", which is rich coming from the guy who tried to overthrow his own country’s government like it was a reality show finale. Still, priorities: democracy collapsing at home, authoritarianism on the rise abroad, but by all means, let’s get a presidential statement on the housing choices of two mildly annoying British celebrities. So yes, the United States government continues to be run as a cross between a gossip blog and a grudge diary, while actual policy is something that happens in the background, presumably by accident.

Source: bbc.co.uk

#full-stupid#trumps-america
killing democracy

great lakes, greater delusion

Apple Maps proudly displaying 'Lake America,' the newest addition to Trump’s expanding universe of imaginary places where reality goes to drown.

Apple Maps proudly displaying 'Lake America,' the newest addition to Trump’s expanding universe of imaginary places where reality goes to drown.

Trump has officially upgraded from rewriting history to renaming geography. By executive order, he’s decided Lake Ontario is now "Lake America" – at least for Americans who rely on tech companies too scared of losing federal contracts to say, "this is stupid." Apple Maps has obediently rolled over and changed the name for US users, while pretending the rest of the planet – and Canada, which literally borders the lake – still lives in reality.

Google, never one to miss a chance to algorithmically enable authoritarian cosplay, already made the switch, citing the US Geographic Names Information System, which is apparently now just the presidential mood ring with a .gov URL. This is the same crew that rebranded the Gulf of Mexico as the "Gulf of America" for US users, a propaganda project so successful that no one outside Trumpworld uses it – but hey, why learn from failure when you can double down on cartographic fan fiction?

Canadian prime minister Mark Carney gently reminded everyone that "Ontario" is an Indigenous Wendat name that predates both countries, but Trump’s order claims the rename is about honoring "the rich heritage of our history" – by erasing the actual history and slapping "America" on someone else’s lake during a tariff slap-fight. It’s petulant trade policy by way of insecure branding exercise.

The only winner here? MapQuest, a website most people assumed died sometime around the second Bush administration, shot to No 1 on the App Store by posting a screenshot labeled "Lake Ontario" with the caption: "We’re not changing it." Turns out the fastest way to disrupt Big Tech in 2026 is to not participate in the president’s make-believe map game.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#fascism
forever grifting

trump mints his own face, calls it 'heritage'

The new $1 Trump coin, seen here bravely testing how close you can get to a monarchy without changing the name on the stationery.

The new $1 Trump coin, seen here bravely testing how close you can get to a monarchy without changing the name on the stationery.

America is celebrating 250 years of supposedly not having a king by… putting the sitting president’s scowling face on a coin, because the man simply cannot see a flat surface without wondering how his head would look on it. The new $1 Trump coin, which historians and economists delicately describe as "probably illegal," is now legal tender anyway, because laws in this administration are more like suggestions. The Mint insists this zinc-and-manganese participation trophy will "honor 250 years of great American heritage" — mainly the part where powerful men ignore rules and put their own faces on the money.

There’s a 150-year-old tradition of not doing this monarch stuff, backed by an 1866 ban on living people on currency and reinforced by later laws about which presidents can appear on coins. Treasury secretary Scott Bessent’s airtight legal argument? Calvin Coolidge got away with it once for the 150th, so Trump gets a turn for the 250th. That’s it. That’s the precedent. A retired attorney tried to block the coin, but a judge shrugged and said he couldn’t prove he’d be personally harmed by the government turning the dollar into a commemorative ego token — while pointedly not saying the coin was actually legal.

The best part: this "one-dollar" coin costs $61 for a roll of 25. So for just $2.44 you too can own a single, questionably legal Trump dollar that spends for exactly $1, assuming anyone is willing to touch it. It looks gold but isn’t, is "legal" but maybe isn’t, and supposedly honors American democracy while starring the guy working overtime to turn it into a personality cult. If you’re wondering who dreamed up this bargain-bin imperial cosplay, just look at the coin. He made sure you can’t miss him.

#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
anti science

medical community breaks glass, pulls 'ignore trump' lever

Medical leaders stand at a podium explaining basic vaccine science because the federal government has wandered off to argue with YouTube comments.

Medical leaders stand at a podium explaining basic vaccine science because the federal government has wandered off to argue with YouTube comments.

America has officially reached the "please trust literally anyone but the federal government" stage of pandemic management. With the CDC advisory process tied up in court and Trump health officials quietly watering down long-standing vaccine recommendations without any new science, the grown-ups in medicine are bypassing the clown car and issuing their own flu and Covid guidance. When the American Academy of Pediatrics and the Infectious Diseases Society of America have to form a shadow public health government because the real one is busy appeasing anti-vaxx Facebook groups, things are going great.

Instead of clear CDC fall guidance, the public now gets a choose-your-own-adventure where the FDA says one thing, Trump appointees hint another, and medical groups frantically build a website called SpreadTheFacts.org to compete with the administration’s unofficial program, which appears to be SpreadTheChaos.gov. Doctors are left explaining that yes, vaccines still work, yes, pregnant people can get them, yes, your kid should probably not be a test case for "natural immunity" during a harsh flu season. Meanwhile, the advisory panel that shapes state and insurance policy is stuck in litigation purgatory, because nothing says "functioning democracy" like having your vaccine schedule decided by judges and political operatives instead of epidemiologists.

The result: professional medical societies are now doing the CDC’s job in public, while Trump’s health team does the political damage control for anti-vaxxers in private. Scientists are publishing data showing big drops in hospitalizations; the administration responds by shrinking recommendations and ghosting reporters. It’s a perfect distillation of Trump-era health policy: if evidence says one thing and the base wants another, guess which one gets tossed out of the briefing packet.

Source: theguardian.com

#anti-science#killing-democracy
killing democracy

secdef logs on to bully canadian children

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, bravely owning the libs by cyberbullying Canadian teenagers while NATO counts its remaining missile interceptors.

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, bravely owning the libs by cyberbullying Canadian teenagers while NATO counts its remaining missile interceptors.

The US secretary of defense, Pete Hegseth, looked at an ongoing war with Iran, a "beyond critical" shortage of missile interceptors, and the resignation of the army chief after months of internal clashes and thought: time to body-shame some Canadian teenagers on main. He reposted a photo from a Canadian cadet summer camp on X with the caption "this is real," mocking what he implied were Canadian troops but were actually kids and a likely volunteer instructor. So yes, the man in charge of the Pentagon is now cyberbullying minors in a neighboring allied country as part of the Trump administration’s trade war cosplay. Canada, understandably, is not thrilled that the world’s largest military is being run like a YouTube comment section. Prime minister Mark Carney called the post "beneath the office" of secretary of defense, British Columbia’s premier described US leadership as "amateur-hour, distracted, bizarre," and a Canadian veterans’ group had to issue a statement explaining that maybe the Pentagon shouldn’t harass teenagers who are "actively working to better themselves." Adam Kinzinger summed it up more directly: "our ass hat of a Secdef is making fun of children" and MAGA males "have to punch down to feel big"—a line that should probably be engraved over the West Wing entrance. Back in Washington, the Pentagon bravely rushed to the microphones to say ... absolutely nothing useful. Deputy press secretary Jacob Bliss declared, "The X post speaks for itself," which it does: it says the US defense establishment is now fully comfortable with its chief engaging in public, cross-border, government-sanctioned bullying of kids while NATO allies worry about their missile defenses and Iran is accusing the US of war crimes over a strike that killed a four-year-old at a wedding. Hegseth, who previously complained that "fat troops are tiring to look at," has now expanded his war on body types to foreign cadet programs, because nothing says "serious global power" like a middle-aged man with the nuclear football negging teenagers for engagement.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#full-stupid
national security

american president continues unpaid internship for kremlin

Danish cover of *Betrayal*, also known as the user manual for understanding why the American president keeps acting like Putin’s very nervous life coach.

Danish cover of *Betrayal*, also known as the user manual for understanding why the American president keeps acting like Putin’s very nervous life coach.

The Guardian is once again asking the timeless question: is Donald Trump a Russian asset, or does he just act like one for free? Luke Harding walks through the greatest mystery that’s somehow also the most obvious plotline in geopolitics: the US president who rolls out a red carpet for Vladimir Putin in Alaska, lets him speak first at their presser, and looks like a nervous contestant waiting for approval from the game show host who has his secrets.

The menu of explanations is a greatest hits of modern republicanism: an ideological crush on Putin’s "anti-woke" authoritarian cosplay, strongman envy (Fiona Hill’s phrase for Trump’s desire to make money and crush opponents with zero consequences), and the evergreen possibility of kompromat. Decades of intelligence attention, a 1987 Moscow trip arranged by the Soviets, the 2013 Ritz-Carlton stay with rumored FSB cameras, and a Senate report politely screaming "there are tapes" all hang over a president who keeps acting like the guy who knows his blackmailer’s Wi-Fi password by heart.

The result is a United States led by someone who publicly trashes European democratic leaders while fawning over an ex-KGB autocrat whose security services bug hotel rooms like it’s a national sport. Whether Trump is a literal asset or just spiritually outsourced, the consequences are the same: US foreign policy that looks less like "America First" and more like "Kremlin, what would you like on the menu today?"

Source: theguardian.com

#national-security#killing-democracy#fascism
racism

billions for white ‘refugees,’ boot for everyone else

Trump officials proudly unveiling their new refugee policy flowchart, which is just a giant color wheel that stops at ‘eggshell’ and says ‘everyone else: deport.’

Trump officials proudly unveiling their new refugee policy flowchart, which is just a giant color wheel that stops at ‘eggshell’ and says ‘everyone else: deport.’

The United States used to resettle refugees based on need. Under Trump 2.0, the new metric appears to be Pantone swatch. In FY 2025–26, the U.S. admitted 10,258 refugees: 10,255 white South Africans and three Afghans who must have slipped through quality control. At the exact same time, the administration is cancelling Temporary Protected Status for 350,000 Haitians, parading them in shackles, and spending billions to arrest, detain, and deport Black and brown people — while quietly doubling refugee cash assistance to $4,500 a head for the new white arrivals.

Refugees from Syria and other war zones spent years begging for enough support to not immediately plunge into U.S. poverty. The answer was always "sorry, budget constraints." Then a planeload of white beneficiaries of South African apartheid shows up and suddenly the couch cushions are bursting with Welcome Money, TANF eligibility, Refugee Cash Assistance, and a fast-track to citizenship. TPS holders like Haitians — who pay taxes into a system they’re barred from benefiting from — get no welfare, no pathway to citizenship, and a one-way ticket back to danger.

This isn’t policy, it’s a racial sorting algorithm with ICE agents. TPS was always designed as a political cul-de-sac; now 1.3 million people are exposed to deportation and potential death while the administration hands out visas and beefed-up benefits to white South Africans like party favors. The supposed fiscal hawks have proven there’s no spending cap when the recipients are white and the victims are Black and brown. The message from the self-styled guardians of "law and order" could not be clearer: the law is for deporting you, the order is for keeping the checks flowing to people who look like them.

Source: theguardian.com

#racism#anti-immigration#killing-democracy
killing democracy

trump sends his pet fcc after kristen welker for telling the truth

Trump, furious that math is still legal, demands the FCC punish Kristen Welker for the crime of correctly using the words "mixed record."

Trump, furious that math is still legal, demands the FCC punish Kristen Welker for the crime of correctly using the words "mixed record."

Donald Trump’s poll numbers are circling the drain, his Iran adventure has turned into a flaming money pit, so naturally he’s focusing on the real national emergency: Kristen Welker accurately describing his endorsement record as "mixed." For this unforgivable act of basic arithmetic, Trump hopped on Truth Social to announce that Welker "will be reported to the FCC for rebuke or punishment" and begged Chairman Brendan Carr and the "fine people" at his now-MAGA-fied commission to treat her words as a "Threat to our Country." Yes, the guy who tried to overturn an election thinks the danger is… a Sunday show host doing light political analysis. The FCC, which is supposed to be independent and bipartisan, is now functioning as Trump’s personal media hit squad. Carr, apparently auditioning for the role of Minister of Information, has already bragged about using broadcast licenses to go after "fake news," while ABC is suing the agency for First Amendment violations over its sudden interest in reviewing eight local licenses. The law is pretty clear that you can’t yank licenses because the president got his feelings hurt, but this administration treats constitutional limits like Terms of Service pop-ups: click "accept" and ignore. Trump’s attack on Welker also hits his favorite trifecta: targeting a Black female journalist, demanding government punishment for protected speech, and weaponizing supposedly neutral agencies (FCC, DOJ, pick your acronym) for personal revenge. Reporters from three major outlets have already been barred from G20 coverage, Stars and Stripes editors are getting canned, and the message is loud and clear: cover reality at your own risk. NBC is backing Welker and there’s a very solid First Amendment case if the FCC actually tries anything, but the point isn’t winning in court. The point is chilling everyone else who might dare to say the president’s record is anything less than perfect. Kristen Welker did journalism. Trump did authoritarian cosplay with real agencies and real consequences. One of these is protected by the Constitution; the other is what you get when a president decides the federal government is just his content moderation team.
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killing democracy

trump’s eeoc solves discrimination by deleting the evidence

The EEOC, proudly standing in front of 60 years of civil-rights data it’s about to drag to the digital landfill.

The EEOC, proudly standing in front of 60 years of civil-rights data it’s about to drag to the digital landfill.

The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission has discovered a bold new approach to civil rights: if the data keeps proving discrimination exists, just delete the data. After 60 years of collecting EEO‑1 reports that track workforce demographics by race, sex, and job category, the Trump‑stacked commission is moving to kill the program entirely. That dataset has been the backbone of federal workplace discrimination enforcement since the Civil Rights Act of 1964, helping the EEOC spot systemic discrimination, bring major lawsuits, and recover billions for workers. Naturally, it has to go. Instead of functioning as an independent watchdog, the EEOC under Trump 2.0 has rewritten its mission to prioritize the real victims in America: corporate HR departments and aggrieved white guys mad about DEI trainings. The commission is dropping cases for trans workers, investigating diversity programs as potential discrimination against white men, and even rescinding anti‑harassment guidance, because who among us hasn’t looked at #MeToo and thought, “This has gone too far in the ‘don’t harass people’ direction”? Commissioner Andrea Lucas now claims that basic demographic reporting is “unconstitutional” and “burdensome,” and supposedly encourages discrimination against white workers, which is a creative way of saying the numbers keep showing who’s actually hoarding power. Researchers who’ve used this data for decades to track inequality have had their agreements abruptly canceled, civil-rights groups are warning that enforcement will be gutted, and the EEOC is assuring everyone that losing its only large‑scale diagnostic tool won’t affect its work at all. It’s like firing all the doctors, smashing the X‑ray machines, and insisting the hospital is now more efficient because no one can see the tumors. The plan is simple: make it harder to prove systemic discrimination, then loudly pretend it doesn’t exist – all while converting a civil‑rights agency into a taxpayer‑funded grievance desk for Trump’s base.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#racism#lawlessness
healthcare

dems prepare to mop up trump’s ‘beautiful’ health care disaster

Hakeem Jeffries holds up a chart showing Trump’s ‘beautiful’ healthcare bill, otherwise known as the part where millions lose coverage so corporations can buy their third yacht.

Hakeem Jeffries holds up a chart showing Trump’s ‘beautiful’ healthcare bill, otherwise known as the part where millions lose coverage so corporations can buy their third yacht.

Hakeem Jeffries is already auditioning for Speaker by promising the wildest, most radical leftist agenda imaginable: reversing Donald Trump’s Medicaid cuts and putting back the ACA subsidies Republicans just ripped out of the system. Truly, Marx would be proud. Jeffries also wants Congress to claw back some authority over tariffs so President Donald "Trade War Forever" Trump can’t keep single‑handedly jacking up prices on everything from groceries to gadgets while calling it a win for the forgotten man. Democrats are treating Trump’s "one big, beautiful bill" like what it actually was: a legislative wrecking ball that yanked hundreds of billions from Medicaid and Obamacare, triggered coverage losses, and helped send premiums into the stratosphere. The internal debate isn’t whether to undo the damage — that’s the bare minimum — but how far past that to go, with AOC and others pointing at Big Pharma, insurers, and private equity strip‑mining healthcare while Republicans chant "free market" over a pile of cancelled insurance cards. Meanwhile, the party’s already gaming out its first 100 hours, 100 days, and first year: restore coverage, lower costs, and then start investigating the Trump administration and, as Jeffries delicately puts it, "fight to hold the crooks accountable." So the plan is: Step 1, stop millions more from losing healthcare; Step 2, maybe end Trump’s little Middle East war cosplay; Step 3, ask why a president who promised better, cheaper care keeps delivering fewer doctors and bigger bills. Bold strategy to run on "not actively sabotaging your insulin" against the guy whose base keeps discovering the leopards they voted for are very into face‑eating.

Source: nbcnews.com

#healthcare#killing-democracy
killing democracy

usps builds a ballot shredder… in the cloud

Behold: the fleet that used to deliver your mail and now delivers constitutional crises on demand.

Behold: the fleet that used to deliver your mail and now delivers constitutional crises on demand.

The Trump administration has apparently decided that if you can’t stop people from voting, you can at least lose their ballots in a software crash. The U.S. Postal Service, suddenly moonlighting as an arm of the voter suppression industry, has rushed together a new online portal to enforce Trump’s mail-voting order. States would be forced to feed voter data into this black box so USPS can "verify" batches of absentee ballots before they’re mailed. One glitch, one smudged barcode, one scanner hiccup, and the entire batch gets bounced back like a rejected coupon.

A whistleblower says the system was slapped together in weeks, barely tested, and has already crashed in testing — perfect qualifications for becoming a critical national election bottleneck. A federal judge has temporarily blocked USPS from forcing states to use this portal, but the Postal Service is appealing, because why deliver ballots when you can police them? Lawsuits point out that USPS has no legal authority to run voter verification, but the administration insists it’s all about "security" — the same way putting a padlock on the polling place and throwing away the key is about "line management."

Whistleblower attorney David Kligerman notes the scheme demands a 0% failure rate — something not required in any other part of the mail system — which is a cute standard when the software is already falling over in tests. The actual effect is obvious: create enough red tape and technical landmines between states and voters that ballots arrive late, or never. It’s not election administration; it’s a denial-of-service attack on democracy, helpfully branded with a USPS logo.

#killing-democracy#lawlessness#fascism
killing democracy

trump discovers gas prices exist (again)

President Trump squints at a gas pump like it’s personally polling against him.

President Trump squints at a gas pump like it’s personally polling against him.

President Trump has apparently just remembered that gas prices are a thing normal people pay, and with the midterms breathing down his neck, he’s now "pulling out all the stops" to look like he cares. Translation: expect a flurry of half-baked executive stunts, angry tweets at oil companies, and some performative yelling at the Federal Reserve, all while insisting everything was cheaper back when he was merely threatening coups instead of running the country again.

Instead of, say, a coherent energy policy or structural relief for people who can't afford groceries and rent, we get election-year panic cosplay masquerading as economic stewardship. The affordability crisis is real; the response is reality TV. Trump gets to posture as the great defender of the working class while doing what he always does best: treating the entire federal government like a campaign prop and hoping voters don’t notice the price at the pump is still doing better numbers than he is.

#killing-democracy#money
killing democracy

trump sues california to bully like nine kids, loses

Trump’s DOJ, fresh off losing to like nine teenagers, stares at a participation trophy labeled “executive overreach.”

Trump’s DOJ, fresh off losing to like nine teenagers, stares at a participation trophy labeled “executive overreach.”

The Department of Justice spent a year and untold taxpayer dollars trying to kneecap California school sports over… fewer than ten trans student athletes. A federal judge has now ceremoniously drop-kicked the Trump administration’s lawsuit into the sun, ruling that you can’t just yell "executive order" and retroactively threaten to cut off funding because you’re mad about a handful of girls running track.

Judge Cynthia Valenzuela pointed out that the feds never actually gave California clear notice that its money was contingent on banning trans girls, and that the government’s own guidance on this has changed more often than Trump’s story under oath. Even the conservative supreme court’s recent ruling upholding anti-trans laws in West Virginia and Idaho couldn’t save Trump here, since it stopped short of mandating a national ban—minor detail the White House chose to ignore while it tried to cosplay as Title IX’s savior.

The DOJ, having just been told it can’t bully states into preemptively obeying Trump’s discriminatory whims, says it’s "evaluating our options for appeal" and reaffirmed its commitment to "preventing boys from playing in girls’ sports"—a phrase that helpfully erases the actual girls they’re targeting. Meanwhile, California keeps its decade-old inclusive policy, trans kids get to keep playing sports in peace for the moment, and the administration adds another entry to its already impressive record of using federal power to punch down at children and still managing to lose in court.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#anti-immigration
imperialism

trump liberates venezuela’s oil from venezuelans

Trump studies a map of Venezuela’s oil fields, thoughtfully labeled "My Democracy Zones" in Sharpie.

Trump studies a map of Venezuela’s oil fields, thoughtfully labeled "My Democracy Zones" in Sharpie.

The Trump administration is proudly defending its new Venezuela arrangement, where "rebuilding democracy" apparently means sending US special forces to remove Nicolás Maduro, installing his former vice-president Delcy Rodríguez, and then handing the country’s oil lifeline to a US-backed company for the next 100 years. One-fifth of Venezuela’s reserves – 65bn barrels – now fall under "majority" US control, lovingly managed by North American Blue Energy Partners, owned by Alejandro Betancourt, a "controversial" businessman, which is Washington-speak for "we’ll explain the shell companies later".

Officials insist this is all about helping Venezuela recover from "20 years of kleptocracy" by, naturally, cutting a secret, century-long oil deal after a military raid, and then working with a regime figure who helped crack down on the opposition. Democracy, we are told, will arrive eventually – just as soon as the crude starts flowing, the royalties stabilize, and Trump’s polling numbers recover from that little war with Iran he launched, which helped spike gas prices past $4 a gallon. The US is "inheriting a government that is generating revenue", they say, which is a poetic way of describing a resource grab dressed up as nation-building.

Chinese and Russian firms were booted from 17 oil fields so Trump could announce "the biggest oil deal in world history" while meeting with refinery executives to figure out how to turn Venezuela’s democracy into cheaper gasoline. Venezuela’s national assembly, still dominated by the United Socialist party, dutifully approved the deal after Rodríguez declared the benefits "endless" – which is true if you’re counting how long Nabep’s rights last. Elections? Political transition? Minor details. As one US official helpfully explained, "We can hand over a more stable Venezuela" someday. For now, Washington will settle for a more stable supply of discount crude.

Source: theguardian.com

#imperialism#forever-grifting
killing democracy

show me your papers, baby

State Department officials bravely defending the Constitution by demanding a newborn present its parents’ paperwork before it’s allowed to be American.

State Department officials bravely defending the Constitution by demanding a newborn present its parents’ paperwork before it’s allowed to be American.

The Trump administration has discovered a bold new frontier in immigration enforcement: newborns. The State Department is proposing that parents who want a passport for their US-born kids must now prove their own citizenship or immigration status, turning a routine errand into a mini inquisition to prop up Trump’s latest attack on birthright citizenship. Because when the Supreme Court tells you your first attempt to gut the 14th Amendment is unconstitutional, the obvious response is to try again with more paperwork and a different excuse.

This scheme is the implementation manual for Trump’s August 6 executive order allegedly targeting “birth tourism,” but the fine print says the quiet part out loud: the government will comb through parents’ status to decide whether their American-born child actually counts as American. Kids with a parent tied to a foreign government, accused of fraud, or labeled an “alien enemy” can find their citizenship quietly downgraded to "pending regime approval." The State Department insists this is about “protecting the meaning and value of American citizenship,” which is a poetic way of saying: we'll decide which babies get rights.

Under the current system, parents just prove they’re the parents and show ID. Under Trump’s new reality show, everyone has to cough up passports, birth certificates, I‑94s, green cards, and whatever else the bureaucracy demands so the government can run a loyalty check on your family before your kid gets to travel. Civil rights lawyers are already in court trying to stop this sequel to the administration’s first, already-struck-down birthright citizenship order. Trump keeps losing at the Supreme Court, but the policy goal is clear: if they can’t rewrite the Constitution outright, they’ll just make it impossible for the wrong families’ kids to use it.

#anti-immigration#killing-democracy#lawlessness
oligarchy

trump’s ai ‘revolution’ is just more server farms and hot air

Artist’s rendering of Trump’s AI agenda: a giant, buzzing warehouse of servers surrounded by voters asking, “So… what do we get out of this again?”

Artist’s rendering of Trump’s AI agenda: a giant, buzzing warehouse of servers surrounded by voters asking, “So… what do we get out of this again?”

Donald Trump has discovered a new freedom-branding opportunity: massive AI data centers that guzzle power like Mar-a-Lago’s AC in August. His administration is all-in on turning half the country into a glorified cooling system for server racks, and — minor detail — voters kind of hate it. Local communities are noticing that "the future of AI" mostly looks like higher electric bills, drained water supplies, and a few tech bros getting richer while the rest of them get to stare at another concrete box humming in the distance.

Republicans on the ballot, of course, are now stuck between Trump’s Very Important AI Agenda and the people who actually live next to these digital sweatshops. On one side: the president promising innovation, growth, and probably a gold-plated GPU somewhere. On the other: constituents wondering why "making America great again" involves handing their grid and land over to data centers so Silicon Valley and Wall Street can squeeze out a few more points of profit. The party of states’ rights and local control is once again discovering that all those principles have an off switch when a president with a fragile ego and a tech-donor wish list shows up.

Source: npr.org

#oligarchy#forever-grifting
national security

president rage-tweets his way toward the strait of hormuz

Live look at the Strait of Hormuz, where U.S. foreign policy is being conducted via cruise missile and vibes.

Live look at the Strait of Hormuz, where U.S. foreign policy is being conducted via cruise missile and vibes.

The U.S. has launched strikes on targets in Iran near the Strait of Hormuz, while Tehran says it’s now retaliating, which is a fun way of saying: welcome to the part of the Trump presidency where we speedrun the Authorization for Use of Military Force like it’s a 2001 nostalgia project. Officially, this is all very "targeted" and "proportionate"; unofficially, it’s the geopolitical equivalent of two arsonists arguing over who lit the match while the oil shipping lanes burn in the background.

This latest round comes after weeks of Trump-world saber-rattling: new sanctions with action-movie names like "Operation Economic Outcast," public chest-thumping about "no talks" with Iran, and breathless coverage of alleged Iranian threats against Barron Trump—because nothing helps de-escalate a crisis like turning it into a family reality show subplot. Congress, naturally, is mostly watching from the sidelines, occasionally clearing its throat about war powers while the White House treats the Strait of Hormuz like a proving ground for Bessent’s foreign policy LARP.

What we’re left with is a president lobbing missiles at a nuclear-threshold adversary in one of the world’s most sensitive chokepoints, under a legal theory old enough to rent a car, while insisting this is all just "pressure" and totally not edging toward a broader conflict. The administration keeps calling these strikes a sign of "strength"; everyone else calls it what it looks like: a barely supervised escalation spiral run by a man whose main strategic doctrine is whatever got the loudest applause at last night’s rally.

#national-security#imperialism#killing-democracy