The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 1615 entries and counting.
trump’s ice surge turns minnesota into a live-action fear experiment

ICE agents in Minneapolis, helpfully demonstrating why ‘regular, law-abiding citizens have nothing to fear’ now requires air quotes and body armor.
Minnesota just got a front-row seat to the Trump administration’s favorite pastime: militarized immigration theater. After Trump’s so-called Operation Metro Surge dumped more than 3,000 immigration officers into Minneapolis, ICE managed to do what it does best — kill two U.S. citizens, Renee Good and Alex Pretti — and then spark weeks of protests while the White House congratulated itself for being “tough.”
The result? Minnesotans are now even more polarized than the rest of the country on immigration, because it turns out watching armed federal agents roam your streets and shoot citizens tends to clarify your views. Democrats and independents in the state overwhelmingly think ICE has gone too far and want it reformed or abolished. Republicans, especially outside the Twin Cities, are more supportive of Trump’s ICE than Republicans nationwide — because nothing says law and order like backing the guys who just shot two Americans.
Curiously, Republicans in Minneapolis and St. Paul — you know, the ones who actually had to live near the raids, protests, and gunfire — are several times more likely to say ICE and Border Patrol tactics went too far. It’s amazing what seeing federal power up close does to your “back the blue no matter what” energy. Meanwhile, independents are split between supporting Trump more than their national peers and blaming his administration for the clashes in the streets. The administration has essentially run a human-subjects experiment in authoritarian policing and discovered that, yes, deploying an occupying force into a U.S. city radicalizes people. Who could have guessed.
Source: nbcnews.com
rubio goes to munich, europe applauds its own decline

Marco Rubio explains the importance of defending white Christian civilisation to a roomful of Europeans whose grandparents spent a century learning why that’s a bad idea.
Marco Rubio flies to the Munich Security Conference as Trump’s slightly more house-trained emissary and delivers a speech about defending "white, western, Christian civilisation" from allegedly contaminating brown people. European elites respond by giving him a standing ovation, because nothing says "we learned from the 20th century" like politely clapping along to civilisational race talk in a German conference hall.
Rubio coats the message in soothing words about "sovereignty" and border protection, but the core is the same old white-supremacist fever dream that powered the war on terror: Muslims and migrants as the existential threat, Europe and America as a fragile, superior club under siege. Meanwhile, the Trump State Department is reportedly gearing up to bankroll "policy-aligned" European thinktanks and charities, so Washington can export Maga brainworms directly into EU policy circles instead of just relying on Fox News clips and Orbán fan mail.
While Spain’s Pedro Sánchez tries the radical approach of acknowledging migrants as human beings with rights, Brussels fixates on "simpler and more effective return procedures" – bureaucratese for EU-wide ICE cosplay, complete with raids, surveillance, and offshore dumping of undocumented people. European leaders, who allegedly know something about where dehumanizing rhetoric leads, are mostly too busy nodding along to Rubio’s flattery about their glorious colonial past to say: "We’ve heard this script before, and last time it didn’t end great."
The punchline: language that once would have been recognised as explicitly racist and dangerous is now treated as respectable statesmanship, provided it’s delivered in a blazer and not a red hat. Trump and Rubio get to launder Maga’s xenophobic ideology through NATO cocktail hours, and Europe’s political class, terrified of losing Washington’s favor, smiles, applauds, and pretends this isn’t how democracies rot from the inside.
Source: theguardian.com
trump’s eeoc bravely protects men from a networking buffet

The EEOC bravely stands between American men and the mortal threat of a women’s networking mixer at a casino.
The US Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, now moonlighting as the Department of Fragile Male Feelings, has filed its first lawsuit targeting a workplace diversity program since Trump returned to office. The alleged civil rights emergency? A Coca-Cola Beverages Northeast networking event that let about 250 women go to a Connecticut casino for two days of team-building, speakers, and not having to listen to Steve from sales explain Bitcoin.
This is the test case for Trump-world’s new religion: DEI is discrimination. EEOC chair Andrea Lucas and friends have been loudly insisting that common diversity, equity and inclusion programs are actually “reverse discrimination”, and now the agency is putting federal muscle behind that narrative. They’re already investigating Nike and Northwestern Mutual, and demanding DEI data from 20 big law firms; the Coke bottler suit is just the first time they’ve decided that a women’s networking retreat is the line where civil rights must be heroically defended.
Acting general counsel Catherine Eschbach announced that excluding a protected class like men from an employer event is illegal and that the EEOC is committed to “equal access” for everyone. Fascinating how that fierce commitment to equality mainly kicks in when it’s time to kneecap programs designed to help historically excluded groups. Under Trump, the civil rights agency isn’t dismantled; it’s repurposed as a precision tool to make sure corporate America understands that the only discrimination this government truly cares about is the kind that inconveniences the already comfortable.
Source: theguardian.com
trump threatens funds, hospital cuts off trans kids

NYU Langone, bravely standing up for trans kids by handing them a copy of the HHS rule and showing them the door.
Source: theguardian.com
kushner, a hotel guy, and 2 aircraft carriers walk into iran

Iran’s flag flutters over Tehran while Washington debates whether to bomb the country for the crime of making Donald Trump look "weak" on television.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump unveils the save america (from voters) act

Trump explains that the best way to ‘save America’ is to make sure fewer Americans get a say in it.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump econ guy demands detention for bad thoughts about tariffs

Kevin Hassett explains that when the data contradicts Trump, the data goes to the re-education camp.
Kevin Hassett, director of the National Economic Council and full-time reality-denial specialist, has decided that Federal Reserve economists should be "disciplined" for the high crime of doing math. Their New York Fed paper found that about 90% of Trump's tariffs are being paid by US firms and consumers, which is awkward when the official White House line is "foreigners are paying, don't look at your grocery bill."
Hassett went on CNBC to declare the paper "an embarrassment" and "the worst" in Fed history, which is a bold statement from an administration that treats numbers the way Elon treats NDAs. He insisted consumers are actually better off because prices fell, inflation dropped, and "real wages" rose, a miraculous outcome where Americans somehow get richer by paying more for imports. The economists who pointed out this basic incidence-of-tariffs problem, he says, should be punished for producing analysis that "wouldn't be accepted in a first-semester econ class"—a fascinating critique from the political team that thinks the deficit is just a vibe.
This is all unfolding while Trump is already pressuring the Fed to slash interest rates, cheering on a criminal investigation into Fed Chair Jerome Powell over building renovations, and trying to push out Fed governor Lisa Cook. Meanwhile, every serious analysis—from the Kiel Institute to the National Bureau of Economic Research—confirms the same thing: the US is paying almost all the tariff costs. So naturally, instead of rethinking the policy, the White House is floating professional consequences for economists whose charts don't worship the Dear Tariff Leader. Independent central bank? Cute 20th-century concept.
Source: bbc.com
trump solves worker shortage by terrorizing the workers

A nearly empty hotel lobby in Trump’s America, where the only thing checking in is ICE.
Source: theguardian.com
trump tries to trade tunnel money for naming rights like a broke dictator

Artist’s rendering of a rail tunnel heroically surviving both Hurricane Sandy and four years of Trump trying to name it after himself.
The Trump administration has finally released $127m in overdue federal funds for the New York–New Jersey Gateway rail tunnel, plus another $127m on top, after a federal judge basically reminded them that "president" is not a synonym for "ransom broker." Construction on the country’s largest infrastructure project can now restart, because the White House temporarily stopped treating a critical tunnel used by 200,000 daily commuters like a prop in a reality show.
This sudden burst of compliance comes after Trump spent months withholding $205m in reimbursements, running the project out of cash and forcing work to stop. During his little funding hostage situation, he allegedly demanded that Washington Dulles airport and New York’s Penn Station be renamed after him in exchange for unfreezing the money. So yes, the sitting president tried to swap essential infrastructure funding for personal branding opportunities, like a discount Mussolini with a merch store.
Governor Kathy Hochul and Chuck Schumer are calling it a huge win for workers, commuters, and the regional economy, because when the bar is on the floor, "the president obeyed a court order and stopped sabotaging a rail tunnel" now counts as a triumph. Trump, naturally, is still raging on Truth Social that Gateway is a future "boondoggle" and "financially catastrophic" — which is rich coming from the man who thinks the real emergency is that there aren’t enough buildings and airports named after him.
The bottom line: a century-old, Sandy-damaged tunnel finally gets repaired not because the administration cares about safety or transit, but because a judge and a political backlash briefly made it more painful to keep breaking things than to let one project proceed. Rule of law 1, petty autocrat 0 — at least until the next appeal.
Source: theguardian.com
trump does indian ocean geopolitics from the toilet

A tranquil aerial view of the Chagos Islands, soon to be the backdrop for whatever foreign policy Trump last rage-posted before lunch.
Source: bbc.com
board of peace, brought to you by the highest bidder

World leaders file into the Donald J Trump Institute of Peace, where peace is theoretical but the $1bn membership fee is extremely real.
Source: theguardian.com
trump polls slightly better than wasps, still worse than democracy

Trump, slightly more popular than wasps, vastly more dangerous than any actual insect.
Pollsters have discovered a new scientific benchmark for American politics: Donald Trump is now less popular than spiders and ants, but still doing better than wasps and mosquitoes. So congratulations to the president – he’s officially performing somewhere between household pest and bloodsucking biohazard. Naturally, this historically unpopular guy with a 61% disapproval rating is insisting on Truth Social that these are the "highest poll numbers" he’s ever had, because reality is for losers and non-felons.
The 2026 midterms loom, and Trump is reportedly telling Republicans behind closed doors that if they lose the House, Democrats will "find a reason to impeach" him. That’s not paranoia so much as a confession with stage fright. A Democratic House could slow-roll his agenda and actually investigate all that "government overreach" the article politely tiptoes around, which is why he’s suddenly discovered the concept of consequences.
Of course, unlike ants, Trump has a few advantages – namely, a firehose of billionaire cash. The RNC is sitting on $95m, Democrats are rummaging in the couch cushions with $14m and some IOUs, and Trump’s Maga Inc super PAC is parked on about $304m like a particularly litigious dragon. Overall, Republicans have over $600m ready to burn on the midterms, while Democrats limp in under $200m, and outside groups are projected to drop another $5bn. It’s not an election so much as a hostile takeover funded by 100 very rich families who spent $2.6bn in 2024 to make sure the rest of us keep arguing about bugs while they buy the government.
So as the midterms approach, America faces a stark choice: let a deeply unpopular president backed by a mountain of oligarch money keep rewriting the rules, or see if voters like democracy more than they dislike spiders. Polling suggests ants, at least, still have a better reputation than Congress.
Source: theguardian.com
rfk jr discovers fda is supposed to approve vaccines, briefly panics

RFK Jr and Marty Makary bravely shielding America’s immune systems from the dangers of modern medicine.
After spending a week LARPing as the Department of Essential Oils, the FDA has abruptly remembered that its job is to, checks notes, review vaccines. The agency has now reversed course and agreed to consider Moderna’s mRNA-based flu shot after initially refusing to even look at the application — a snub that set off alarms across the medical community and delighted the "Make America Healthy Again" anti-vax fan club.
The original rejection landed right after Health Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr — yes, the guy whose brand is yelling about vaccines on podcasts — helped kill a $500m federal contract for developing mRNA vaccines against bird flu and other nasty strains. FDA commissioner Dr Marty Makary dutifully claimed Moderna just didn’t follow guidance, while a senior FDA official called the trial a “brazen failure” at a press conference, because nothing says sober, science-based regulation like talk-radio adjectives.
Now, under heavy fire from health experts who see this as part of Trumpworld’s broader anti-vaccine crusade, the FDA has agreed to review Moderna’s updated filing, with a target decision date of 5 August. If approved, seniors might get access to a new flu shot before next season — assuming the administration doesn’t decide that preventing disease is too "woke" and replace the vaccine with a Maha-branded immunity prayer candle instead.
Source: theguardian.com
air force one now proudly brought to you by the trump hotel collection

Behold: a model of Air Force One, now available in "authoritarian resort" colourway.
Source: bbc.com
trump sues america, trump’s doj gets to pay trump

Pam Bondi explains how totally normal it is for the president to run the Justice Department that’s deciding how many billions to wire to his personal feelings account.
America’s first openly aspiring banana-republic landlord has discovered a fun new constitutional innovation: sue the United States for hundreds of millions, then win the election so your own appointees get to decide how big a check the Treasury should write you. Trump has filed massive claims saying Justice Department investigations and the leak of his tax returns "hurt" him, and now Attorney General Pam Bondi’s DOJ has to decide whether to settle with their boss using your tax dollars.
This isn’t a metaphorical conflict of interest; it’s the literal scenario ethics professors use as a joke on the first day of class. Conservative legal veteran Edward Whelan is out here saying this is "outrageous" and a "glaring conflict of interest," which is lawyer-speak for are you people kidding me. Meanwhile, Trump is onstage bragging about how he’ll "negotiate with myself" over a $230 million claim related to the Mar-a-Lago classified documents search and the Russia probe, like a game show where the prize is the U.S. Treasury.
Normally, people who say the government wronged them file claims that are quietly evaluated by civil servants. Under Trump, the claimant is also the president, the alleged wrongdoing includes investigating possible crimes, and the decision-makers are his loyal political appointees whose careers depend on keeping Dear Litigant happy. It’s not government anymore; it’s a long-running grievance lawsuit with a nuclear arsenal attached.
Source: npr.org
trump throws a fascism telethon, democrats change the channel

Trump prepares to read the State of the Union while half the room practices the ancient democratic art of not dignifying a would-be strongman with applause.
Sen. Chris Van Hollen flatly says Trump is "marching America towards fascism" and refuses to help normalize it, while Sen. Chris Murphy notes that Trump has turned what’s supposed to be a moment of national reflection into a televised grievance spiral. Becca Balint politely translates this into Hill-speak: she’d rather stand with organizers and everyday Americans than sit quietly while the president mainlines misinformation into prime time and calls it governance.
The White House, represented by spokeswoman Abigail Jackson, bravely responds that Democrats are just mad they opposed tax cuts and Trump’s "border security"—which is a delicate way of saying they didn’t clap hard enough for cruelty. This all comes after years of escalating protest: boycotts, walkouts, Al Green being removed from the chamber for jeering, Democrats holding up signs calling Trump "king" and "liar," and Nancy Pelosi literally shredding his 2020 speech like it was a subpoena. Now, as Hakeem Jeffries dryly reminds everyone, Trump isn’t inviting Congress to his palace; he’s showing up at their house. Some of them are simply choosing to lock the good silver away and leave him yelling at the furniture.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump tries to kill unions, accidentally boosts them instead

Trump stares at a chart of rising union membership like it’s a personal betrayal from the working class he keeps trying to fire.
Source: theguardian.com
trump turns potomac into open sewer, blames the guy who doesn’t run the pipe

Donald Trump gestures at the Potomac River as if he’s just discovered it, carefully avoiding mention that it’s his own federally regulated pipeline and shutdown government turning the capital’s waterway into an open-air toilet.
Instead of accepting that the federal government he allegedly runs might bear some responsibility, Trump has decided to deploy FEMA — the same agency he’s spent years attacking — to coordinate the response. There’s just one minor complication: his own shutdown has left the Department of Homeland Security, which oversees FEMA, unfunded. The White House’s position is now basically: Congress must fund the department we just kneecapped so we can pretend to competently manage the disaster we’re lying about.
The feud with Moore is pure bonus authoritarian theater. After initially inviting the governor to a White House dinner, Trump uninvited him, citing Moore’s supposed failures on the sewage spill and the reconstruction of Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge. He’s already threatened to send the National Guard into Baltimore, attacked the state’s DEI contracting, and is now using an environmental and public health crisis as a prop in his 2028 primary preview. Maryland says it’s ready to work with federal officials; Trump says Moore “can’t fix anything.” Coming from the guy who turned FEMA into a political blackmail tool while the Potomac becomes a literal biohazard, that’s less an insult than an accidental confession.
So as residents are told to avoid the river, keep pets away, and hope their drinking water stays safe, the president is busy using a federally regulated infrastructure failure to score points against a potential future opponent. The Potomac isn’t a talking point, as Moore’s office noted — but to Trump, every crisis is just another chance to sling blame, gut agencies, and see how much democratic governance he can flush downstream.
Source: theguardian.com
billionaire man utd boss discovers trumpism, thinks he invented it

Manchester United’s billionaire co-owner, bravely railing against immigrants while fielding a squad full of them and cashing every last global TV check.
Source: theguardian.com
trump’s fcc discovers exciting new way to cancel colbert

The FCC brain trust, seen here workshopping new ways to make late-night comedy require a legal team and a safe word.
CBS just gave a masterclass in how to be a media giant with the spine of a overcooked noodle. After Stephen Colbert taped an interview with Texas Democrat James Talarico, the network’s lawyers allegedly swooped in to say it couldn’t air on broadcast because it might trigger FCC equal-time rules. Then they reportedly told Colbert he couldn’t even talk about the decision on air. The interview ended up on YouTube, safely outside the FCC’s reach, because nothing screams "land of the free" like having to flee to a Google platform to escape your own government’s speech cops.
FCC commissioner Anna Gomez, the lone Democrat on a Trump-stacked commission, politely translated this mess for the public: this looks like “corporate capitulation” to an administration running a broader campaign to censor and control speech. She also reminded everyone that the FCC has no lawful authority to pressure broadcasters for political purposes, which is adorable given that the whole point of Trump-world is to blur the line between "lawful authority" and "things we can get away with if executives are scared enough." CBS, of course, insists it merely offered "legal guidance"—the corporate equivalent of saying you weren’t pushed, you just tripped over all that regulatory intimidation.
As a bonus subplot in the war on inconvenient speech, Trump is still pursuing his $10bn defamation suit against the BBC over a Panorama program, with a Florida judge now setting a 2027 trial date. So on one side, you’ve got a president weaponizing libel law to punish journalism; on the other, a major network preemptively muzzling its own star host over a Senate candidate interview. Call it the new First Amendment: you’re free to say whatever you want, as long as it doesn’t upset the guy who controls the regulators and the people who own the studios.
Source: theguardian.com