The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 3773 entries and counting.
trump discovers new use for irs: ideological compliance police

Wesleyan’s peaceful campus, soon to be evaluated by the IRS for the crime of not being racially regressive enough.
Source: npr.org
hegseth speedruns the army purge, trump hands a hill staffer the keys

Acting Army secretary Adam Telle, seen here wondering how many wars you can manage with a résumé that mostly says "worked for some senators."
Source: theguardian.com
trump invents a federal voter purity list, what could go wrong

Voters in Michigan, blissfully unaware that somewhere in Washington, Trump’s lawyers are trying to algorithmically decide which of them is a real American today.
The Trump administration has discovered a bold new way to ignore the Constitution: build a nationwide list of who it thinks is a citizen and then gently "encourage" states to use it to decide who gets a ballot. The U.S. has literally never attempted a comprehensive list of American citizens, because states run elections and maintain voter rolls. Trump, however, signed a March 31 executive order telling USCIS and Social Security to crank out "State Citizenship Lists" and ship them to governors at least 60 days before every federal election. The lists will be based on famously error-riddled federal data, but don't worry, what’s a little mass disenfranchisement between branches of government?
Originally, the administration planned to launch a public portal with these lists on Sept. 4, right on the 60-day mark before the midterms. After getting dragged into multiple lawsuits, DOJ now says it will just spring the portal on everyone with 48-hours notice, like a surprise party but for voting rights. The Supreme Court helpfully stayed a lower court injunction in 23 states and D.C., clearing the way for this federal voter surveillance wishlist to move forward. Meanwhile, Trump's order instructs the attorney general to prioritize prosecuting state and local officials who issue federal ballots to anyone the feds deem ineligible — a built-in intimidation mechanism so states feel "strongly encouraged" to obey the bad data.
Civil rights and privacy groups are understandably thrilled. The Electronic Privacy Information Center and individual voters are begging a federal judge to stop DHS and USCIS from building and publishing this thing at all. Protect Democracy’s Jules Torti notes that the lists are likely to be wildly inaccurate, which is a polite way of saying people are going to get kicked off the rolls because Trump wants a talking point about "election integrity." The administration calls it verification; the rest of us call it a federally managed pretext for purging voters and centralizing control of elections in the hands of the guy who still can’t accept losing the last one.
Source: npr.org
missouri court rudely interrupts trump’s mid-decade power grab

Missouri Republicans stare at a map and a constitution, clearly understanding only one of them.
Source: theguardian.com
trump builds a 250-foot participation trophy in the capital

Artist’s rendering of Washington, DC, bravely transitioning from capital of a republic to backdrop for one man’s 250-foot gold-plated midlife crisis.
The Trump administration is moving ahead with excavation for a 250-foot gilded arch wedged between the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington National Cemetery, because nothing says "republic" like a giant gold monument to the guy currently in charge. Interior Secretary Doug Burgum hopped on X to declare it one of the "Great Pieces of American Architecture," which is certainly one way to describe a religiously branded victory gate stamped with “ONE NATION UNDER GOD” and topped with a winged, torch-wielding golden mascot of Trump’s ego.
A National Park Service report politely notes that this thing will trash the historic sightlines that planners have spent a century carefully designing, but still manages to support the project, proving that under Trump, even the park rangers answer to the cult décor committee. Meanwhile, three veterans and an architectural historian are suing, pointing out that there’s no actual congressional authorization for this imperial cosplay. The DOJ, ever the loyal valet, has rushed in to argue the case should be tossed so the backhoes can keep digging for glory.
Burgum insists this is just fulfilling a century-old idea for a monument on what he calls a "barren traffic circle," and brags that over 70 cities have beautiful arches so obviously the U.S. needs the "most spectacular" one of all. Because when you’re tearing down democratic norms, why not also bulldoze the capital’s historic core to install a 250-foot religious-nationalist triumphal arch? It’s fine, America, it’s not a cult—there’s just a giant golden gate to prove it.
Source: theguardian.com
trump asks scotus to help the post office stop delivering democracy

An election worker processes mail-in ballots, blissfully unaware that the president would prefer the envelopes be barcoded, tracked, and maybe not delivered if the data doesn’t look sufficiently pro-Trump.
The Trump administration is now openly asking the Supreme Court to bless its plan to turn the U.S. Postal Service into a voter-suppression franchise. After a federal judge in Boston slapped a temporary restraining order on the scheme, Trump’s lawyers sprinted to SCOTUS, begging the justices to let USPS refuse to deliver ballots from states that don’t hand over detailed voter lists and slap special barcodes on envelopes. Because when you can’t win voters, you can always try to lose their ballots.
For the moment, the judge’s order means mail voting for the midterms is supposed to function normally, which is adorable given that USPS has apparently cobbled together an untested online portal to vacuum up voter data and a verification process that a whistleblower says could prevent people from getting ballots on time—or at all. Trump claims this is all to stop hordes of noncitizens from voting, a problem that studies show is rarer than a Trump staffer with job security. The challengers call it illegal election meddling; the administration calls it "regulating mail." Tomato, fascist tomato.
Election experts say it’s too late to jam this half-baked surveillance-and-rejection system into a live election without chaos, which is of course the selling point. North Carolina starts mailing absentee ballots basically now, while the White House is trying to rewrite the rules of the game mid-deal and have the Supreme Court cut the brake lines. It’s not subtle: the president is trying to weaponize the post office to decide which Americans are allowed to vote, and he’d like the highest court in the land to co-sign the sabotage.
Source: npr.org
trump’s doj discovers threats are bad (to trump)

The FBI bravely defends the president from a guy with a YouTube channel, while the actual coup attempts remain a strongly worded memo.
The Trump Justice Department has heroically sprung into action to protect the most endangered species in America: Donald J. Trump’s personal safety and ego. Federal prosecutors charged former California podcaster Benjamin Azariah Southworth for repeatedly threatening to kill Trump online, including a video where he pretended to teleport into the Oval Office and knife the president, plus selling “Kill Trump” stickers like it was a deranged Etsy store from hell.
Southworth is also accused of cyberstalking one of Trump’s personal lawyers and his family, whom FBI Director Kash Patel helpfully identified on X as Jay Sekulow, because nothing says "professional counterintelligence operation" like subtweeting case details. Patel declared that “deadly threats like this are as vile as they are criminal,” which is true, though interesting how that energy never quite appears when it’s Trump or his fans fantasizing about executing political enemies, jailing journalists, or doing a little light insurrection cosplay.
Attorney General Todd Blanche solemnly warned that people who make violent threats online “will not be allowed to hide behind their screens,” a stirring message from an administration that has spent years cheering on stochastic terrorism as long as the targets are migrants, election workers, or random Democrats. The machinery of federal law enforcement is suddenly precise, relentless, and very morally serious — just as long as the threatened party is the guy who keeps calling for “retribution” rallies.
Source: nbcnews.com
turns out you can’t pay for groceries with trump hats

Pennsylvania swing voters attempt the ancient ritual of stretching a paycheck in an economy allegedly fixed by a guy who thinks price controls are something you do on Truth Social.
Trump spent years promising that he alone could make everything cheaper, as if the economy were a late-night infomercial where you just shout "DEALS!" into a microphone and inflation taps out. NPR checks in with three swing voters in Pennsylvania who have made the shocking discovery that you cannot, in fact, pay for gas with campaign rhetoric or buy groceries using a rerun of a Trump rally.
As the midterms creep closer, these voters talk about "affordability" the way economists do: in terms of rent, food, and basic survival, not how many gold-plated NFTs the former president can unload in a week. The grand promise of lower prices has somehow translated into people doing math at the checkout line and wondering why the guy who said he’d fix everything with tariffs, deregulation, and vibes hasn’t delivered a magical rollback on their bills.
So the sales pitch is colliding with reality: Trumpworld keeps insisting the economy is thriving, while actual humans in swing states are staring at receipts like they’re reading a horror novel. Call it the Make America Affordable Again pledge: great slogan, terrible implementation, and absolutely no refunds.
Source: npr.org
trump doj allegedly fires pardon attorney for not rubber-stamping mel gibson’s guns

Artist’s rendering of the Trump DOJ: a red carpet rolled straight into the pardon office, with career attorneys swept out like used popcorn bags.
Source: theguardian.com
trump threatens to defund history for the crime of including it

The National Museum of American History, seen moments before the White House demands an exhibit on the heroic struggles of persecuted Confederate statues.
The Trump administration has now moved from rewriting press releases to trying to rewrite the entire American story, threatening to yank federal support and cooperation from the Smithsonian unless it stops being so rude as to show people what actually happened. Interior Secretary Doug Burgum and White House domestic policy aide Vince Haley fired off a letter accusing Smithsonian leadership of "radical ideology" and a "culture of ideological activism" — bold claims from an administration whose main interpretive framework for U.S. history is whatever makes Dear Leader look tall and infallible.
The letter helpfully explains that federal agencies "cannot in good conscience" keep loaning artifacts, helping with procurement, or making discretionary grants while the Smithsonian insists on presenting exhibits that might, say, mention racism, inequality, or institutional failure without first running them past the MAGA Ministry of Truth. A July White House report already declared that the National Museum of American History "cannot be trusted" to tell America's story because it "confronts visitors" with information that might undermine blind faith in American institutions — which, translated, means it acknowledges that bad things sometimes happened between 1776 and whatever year Trump thinks the Revolutionary War included airports.
Smithsonian Secretary Lonnie Bunch, still laboring under the outdated notion that museums should be driven by scholarship and accuracy, pushed back, saying the report misrepresents the museum's work and that the institution is committed to telling the "fullness" of America's story. The White House responded with a very serious policy intervention: Trump announced he was ordering "warning" signs outside the Museum of American History to alert visitors that they might encounter facts not approved by the cult. Because nothing screams "confident, thriving democracy" like the president slapping ideological warning labels on museums and threatening to choke off support until history agrees to be more flattering.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump loses to the 14th amendment. again.

Trump signs yet another executive order attempting to edit the 14th Amendment by hand, while the Constitution quietly files for a restraining order.
The Trump White House, still speedrunning How To Break The 14th Amendment, has been told "no" yet again—this time by Judge Deborah Boardman, who apparently can read the Constitution, a niche skill in Trumpworld. After the Supreme Court already smacked down his first attempt to kill birthright citizenship, Trump tried a "narrower" sequel: an executive order denying citizenship to kids of so‑called "alien enemies," "birth tourists," and parents working for foreign governments in the US.
Boardman responded by basically stapling the Supreme Court’s June ruling to Trump’s forehead, calling the 2026 order "almost certainly unconstitutional" and issuing a preliminary injunction. Immigrant rights groups like CASA and the Asylum Seeker Advocacy Project dragged the order into court, where it joined the ever-growing pile of Trump immigration schemes that collapse on contact with actual law.
The administration, never missing a chance to cry victim, blamed an "activist" Biden judge and insisted their plan was totally consistent with Supreme Court precedent—if you squint hard enough and ignore the part where the Court already told them they can’t do this. All of this is part of Trump’s broader strategy: gut birthright citizenship, end protections, ramp up deportations, and then brag about record arrests while pretending this is "commonsense" policy rather than a long-running assault on the basic idea of American citizenship.
Source: bbc.co.uk
domestic violence is up, so naturally trump cut the funding

Stock photo of a concerned politician at a podium, bravely announcing budget cuts to the very programs that could stop the thing he’s pretending to care about.
Source: theguardian.com
the debt king hits $40 trillion and calls it winning

Trump gazes at a $40 trillion debt mountain and sees only one problem: the aircraft carriers on top of it aren’t pretty enough.
Source: theguardian.com
twice-impeached, once-convicted insurrection guy declares himself 'greatest president'

Donald Trump, greatest president of all time according to a heavily edited 1948 magazine graphic and absolutely no one who has read a history book.
Source: theguardian.com
team trump discovers habeas corpus is for enemies

Artist’s impression of a "shelter" that looks suspiciously like a kid-sized prison, brought to you by the people who think due process is optional for children.
So now more than 50 legal organizations have formed the "Children’s Due Process Project" — a phrase that should not need to exist in a functioning democracy — and are filing individual habeas corpus petitions to convince federal judges that, yes, holding kids indefinitely in locked "shelters" while fast-tracking their deportation might be a problem. The administration’s response is to claim it’s just being "careful" while it rips up privacy protections for sponsors, coordinates with DHS to arrest parents during sponsorship appointments, and makes it effectively impossible in some states for children to reunite with their families. Child welfare, Trump-style: no lawyers, no exit, and every door out leads straight to ICE.
Advocates describe a system where kids eat, sleep, go to school, and do all activities inside what is functionally a detention center, with no contact with the outside world and no realistic path to release. Meanwhile, government lawyers race to deport them before they can access other legal protections, turning ORR into a convenient holding pen where the state has maximum control and minimum accountability. This isn’t immigration policy; it’s a test run for how far you can stretch state power over vulnerable people while still calling it "care."
Source: theguardian.com
guy who tried to kill fema shocked it’s still breathing

David Richardson, seen here explaining to Congress why dismantling FEMA during overlapping climate disasters was actually genius if you hate people who own homes.
The Trump administration briefly flirted with the idea of not having a federal disaster agency at all, because when you’re facing historic fires, floods, and hurricanes, why wouldn’t you try to eliminate FEMA? Trump kicked off term two by declaring “FEMA is not good” and pushing to scrap it entirely, with loyalist Kristi Noem holding the budgetary pillow over its face while other agencies like the Department of Education, Voice of America, and USAID were successfully marched out back and shot.
Enter David Richardson, the acting FEMA administrator who now cheerfully admits in a new book that he tried very hard to shrink the agency into irrelevance or shut it down altogether, but alas, the bureaucracy survived his best efforts. He now insists the Trump team has "changed course" and that FEMA is in "go-along-to-get-along" mode, which is a poetic way of saying: the purge failed, so they’ll just starve it and overwork whoever’s left. Current staff say the existential terror of outright abolition has faded, but the sabotage left the usual calling cards of this administration’s governance style: understaffing, burnout, and slower aid for people whose homes are literally underwater or on fire.
So the good news is FEMA technically still exists. The bad news is it’s been run through the Trump second-term funhouse where agencies either get eliminated outright or left limping along, hollowed out and less able to help anyone. Disaster survivors get longer waits and more red tape; Trump gets to brag that he "did something" about the Deep State. Everyone’s a winner, assuming you define "winner" as a government that hates the idea of functioning in an emergency.
Source: npr.org
trump vows 35-state ego tour, democracy prays for rain

Republican lawmakers listen politely in the Rose Garden as Trump explains how their careers now depend on his frequent flyer miles and whatever MAGA Inc. hasn’t already spent on legal bills.
Donald Trump has announced he’ll spend the final 30 days before the midterms barnstorming the country for Republicans in 35 races, because if there’s one thing American democracy needed, it was a multi-state grievance tour sponsored by a $400 million super PAC. From the White House Rose Garden, Trump promised to personally visit each race that actually looks competitive, making it clear that if you’re winning by 40 points, his presence is reserved for candidates still clinging to the last shreds of their dignity and polling.
He’s heading to Alaska to boost Dan Sullivan against… Dan Sullivan, because the GOP has apparently entered the Spider-Verse of generic white guys, and then down to Texas to campaign for indicted Attorney General Ken Paxton’s Senate run, just to really underline that the party is fully committed to being a legal defense fund with ballot access. All of this is powered by MAGA Inc.’s $400+ million war chest, a nice reminder that while Trump insists he’s “not affected by the election,” his money and personality cult are very much on the ballot — especially after he literally told supporters to pretend he is. Representative government, now with 35 bonus loyalty tests.
doj to ice shooter: we’ll get you for lying, not for shooting

DOJ headquarters, where civil rights cases against ICE go to take a long, quiet nap behind sealed filings and carefully worded press statements.
Source: propublica.org
trump tries to frack the dinosaurs

Artist’s impression of Trump pointing at 3 million acres of sacred landscape and asking, "But have we tried drilling all of it?"
Trump has once again looked at land sacred to Indigenous tribes, rich with dinosaur fossils and ancient cliff dwellings, and concluded the highest and best use is: letting oil and gas companies chew it up like a strip-mined chew toy. After slashing Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante national monuments by a casual 90%, he declared the areas would be put to a "higher-priority use"—which is Republican for "someone in the extractive industries has my phone number".
Patagonia, apparently tired of just selling fleece to people who hike on weekends, is suing Trump (again) for what it calls illegal orders that "betray Tribal sovereignty" and try to do an end-run around the Antiquities Act, which allows presidents to create national monuments, not vaporize them for fun and drilling rights. The Natural Resources Defense Council calls this one of the largest rollbacks of public land protections in US history; Trump calls it "resource independence" and "national security", because nothing says security like turning 3 million acres of sacred and scientifically priceless land into a speculative mining portfolio.
Mining claims are already being filed in the newly unprotected areas, because of course they are. Once the drilling starts, the sacred sites, unique fossils, and million-year-old landscapes are gone for good—replaced with some patriotic slurry pit and a few campaign donations. Obama and Clinton created these monuments after years of tribal advocacy; Trump is trying to erase them with a pen and a press release. Protecting Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante is worth more than any amount of money, Patagonia’s CEO says. Unfortunately, this is an administration that hears that sentence and immediately checks if the minerals under it are already spoken for.
Source: theguardian.com
leader of free world weighs in on… celebrity roommates

Donald Trump, moments before weighing in on which former royal he’d vote off the island next.
Source: bbc.co.uk