The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 1615 entries and counting.
trumps america
11 year old commits suicide after being bullied by classmates claiming they were gonna call immigration on her mom
Jocelynn Romo Carranza, 11, died on February 8 in a Dallas hospital. (Photos provided by her family)
An 11-year-old Texas girl took her own life after classmates threatened her family with deportation. Jocelynn Romo Carranza had been relentlessly bullied, with kids at Gainesville Intermediate School telling her they would call ICE on her family—a fear made all too real by Trump’s aggressive immigration crackdown. Despite repeated reports to school officials, nothing was done, and after weeks of harassment, Jocelynn couldn’t take it anymore. Her parents waited five days in a Dallas hospital, praying for a miracle, only to lose their daughter to a system that made cruelty the norm. But sure, let’s keep pretending that scaring children into suicide is just "strong border policy."
Source: dailyboulder.com
#trumps-america#anti-immigration
forever grifting
elon musk's pink slip parade hits washington
Musk, seen here explaining how firing employees is the new budget-cutting fad, because who needs facts anyway?
Elon Musk, the self-anointed czar of the 'Department of Government Efficiency', is bringing his Silicon Valley magic to Washington, D.C. In an ingenious move that defies all logic, Musk is slashing federal jobs under the guise of cutting costs. Because nothing demonstrates fiscal responsibility like gutting government services when personnel costs are a measly 4% of the federal budget.
But sure, let's pretend that firing thousands of workers is about saving money and not about dismantling government agencies for kicks. After all, when your goals align with Trump's vendetta against the "deep state," why let facts or fiscal realities get in the way of a good purge? Musk's strategy seems less about efficiency and more about satisfying an old Republican fantasy of shrinking the government until it fits in a bathtub. Bold move, Elon.
But sure, let's pretend that firing thousands of workers is about saving money and not about dismantling government agencies for kicks. After all, when your goals align with Trump's vendetta against the "deep state," why let facts or fiscal realities get in the way of a good purge? Musk's strategy seems less about efficiency and more about satisfying an old Republican fantasy of shrinking the government until it fits in a bathtub. Bold move, Elon.
Source: npr.org
#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
money
gop senators beg for money "we thought you were cutting funding for the other poors not ours!"
a gaggle of spineless cucks in their natural habitat
Republican senators are now begging Trump officials to release funds they themselves approved, because who needs congressional power when you can grovel instead? Thanks to Trump’s executive orders and Elon Musk’s DOGE Service, hundreds of billions in federal funds are frozen, including money for farmers, infrastructure, scientific research, and even Native American programs. The irony? Many GOP senators fully supported these cuts—until they realized their own states are bleeding jobs and services. Now, Sen. Tommy Tuberville is literally suggesting senators lobby Musk directly to get their projects back. Meanwhile, Trump is testing "impoundment" powers to decide which states get their funds restored, turning the federal budget into a loyalty test. But sure, let’s pretend this isn’t a blatant shakedown—right after we watch Republicans line up to kiss the ring just to get their own money back.
Source: washingtonpost.com
#money#lawlessness
fascism
trump tells judge he will not comply with order of the court
A Rohingya woman feeds nutrition supplements that have been provided by USAID, to a child at a refugee camp in Cox's Bazar, Bangladesh, February 11, 2025. REUTERS/Ro Yassin Abdumonab/File Photo
The Trump administration just told a federal judge it won’t comply with a court order to restore USAID and State Department foreign aid, because apparently, the law only applies when it’s convenient. A judge had mandated that existing contracts and grants continue, but Trump’s team has flat-out refused, throwing life-saving programs into chaos. This move comes after his administration already froze USAID funds, derailing global humanitarian efforts and even crippling HIV treatment programs in Africa. But sure, let’s pretend this is about "America First"—right after we explain how gutting foreign aid somehow makes us safer.
Source: reuters.com
#fascism#lawlessness
full stupid
inflation rises starkly in january, mr i can fix it one day one tries to pass the blame like he isnt in office
lol people really see this loser as some peak masculine strong man?
Trump has nothing to do with inflation—just ask him. In a Fox News interview, Trump washed his hands of rising prices, blaming Biden’s "reckless spending" while conveniently ignoring that his own policies—tax cuts, tariffs, and budget slashing—were flagged as inflation risks from day one. Meanwhile, Elon Musk joined in, bragging that his government downsizing has already "saved" $55 billion, with Trump predicting he’ll magically find $1 trillion in cuts—because apparently, you can gut the entire federal budget like a failing Tesla factory. The best part? Trump is still learning that executive orders don’t just "happen"—turns out, gutting democracy takes slightly longer than sending a mean tweet.
Source: thehill.com
#full-stupid#money
fascism
cheetolini announces himself king
if joe biden came out in public dressed like this fucking clown conservative media would have lost their minds
Trump has officially declared himself the sole authority on the law. In a new executive order, Trump has centralized legal interpretation within the executive branch, claiming that only the president and attorney general can decide what the law is. This power grab extends to independent regulatory agencies like the FTC and FCC, forcing them to submit regulations for White House review, effectively eliminating their autonomy. Legal scholars are sounding the alarms, warning that this move tramples on checks and balances and pushes the U.S. closer to a unitary executive where Congress and the courts barely matter. But sure, tell us again how Trump respects the Constitution—right after he rewrites it to make himself the only judge that matters.
Source: vanityfair.com
#fascism
trumps america
senators alarmed at lack of funding for 9/11 responders, literal fucking heroes
smoke rises from manhattan in the background on 9/11
The Trump administration just slashed 20% of the staff overseeing the World Trade Center Health Program, which provides lifesaving medical care to 9/11 first responders, survivors, and residents suffering from cancer, respiratory diseases, and other chronic conditions. Because apparently, the people who ran into burning buildings on 9/11 are now "government waste." Senators Chuck Schumer and Kirsten Gillibrand are demanding answers from HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., warning that these cuts will delay care and undermine a program that now serves 132,000 people. But sure, let’s gut funding for the heroes of 9/11, while Trump golfs and Musk fires Pentagon staff by accident.
Source: ohiocapitaljournal.com
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healthcare
fucking idiots keep firing people then have to scramble to rehire them because they dont have any fucking clue as to what they are doing
bird flu
Ah, yes—firing the people fighting a bird flu outbreak is certainly one way to run a government. Over the weekend, the Trump administration accidentally axed multiple USDA employees working on the H5N1 response, then had to scramble to undo it. This is just the latest bureaucratic disaster from Trump's mass government purge, spearheaded by Elon Musk’s U.S. DOGE Service, a group stacked with people who have no idea how government works. Meanwhile, egg prices are soaring, the CDC has confirmed 68 human cases of bird flu, and even Republican lawmakers are warning that these layoffs are crippling the response. But don’t worry, the administration is totally prioritizing the outbreak—right after they figure out how to rehire the nuclear safety staff they also accidentally fired.
Source: nbcnews.com
#healthcare#national-security
national security
now theyre coming for the military - dod is on the chopping block
the pentagon
The Trump administration, with Elon Musk’s DOGE team in tow, is purging probationary employees at the Pentagon, with mass firings expected this week. The Defense Department, which oversees national security, is now at the mercy of Musk’s cost-cutting brigade, which has already axed thousands across other federal agencies. The best part? Nobody actually knows who’s safe. Even nuclear defense programs briefly got caught in the crossfire before someone realized maybe cutting those roles was a bad idea. The chaos is so bad that U.S. Cyber Command staffers say it feels intentional—but don’t worry, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth assures us Musk is just a "great patriot" helping push the "America First" agenda… while also raking in billions in defense contracts. What could go wrong?
Source: washingtonpost.com
#national-security
full stupid
dickhead costs taxpayers millions by spending all his time on the golf course
this fat piece of shit didnt want to be president he just wanted to golf and avoid prison
The Trump Golf Tracker is back, and it turns out being president is just a part-time gig when the golf course is calling. In just his first month back in office, Trump has already hit the links 7 times, meaning he’s spent nearly a quarter of his presidency golfing—because nothing says constitutional crisis like working on your backswing. During his first term, Trump played 261 rounds and visited his own golf properties 428 times—basically, the most consistent job he's ever held is marketing Trump-branded fairways. Meanwhile, Reddit is having a field day, with users saying they wish he’d golf 100% of the time since it’s the least harmful thing he can be doing. But don’t worry, he’s totally focused on running the country—right after he helps broker peace in golf between the PGA and LIV. Priorities.
Source: irishstar.com
#full-stupid#killing-democracy
corruption
another prosecutor resigns instead of following through on the clown shows corruption
the doj, home of corruption now
Another day, another career prosecutor resigning over Trump administration meddling. This time, Denise Cheung, the top federal prosecutor in Washington, D.C., quit after being ordered to launch a criminal investigation and freeze assets related to a Biden-era government contract—despite there being zero supporting evidence. Cheung, who has served under multiple administrations over 24 years, made it clear that she’s not sticking around for the DOJ’s transformation into a political hit squad. This resignation joins a growing list of Justice Department officials walking out rather than playing along with Trump’s weaponization of law enforcement—but sure, tell us more about how the real problem is "Biden’s deep state."
Source: yahoo.com
#corruption#lawlessness#trumps-america
trumps america
musk's idiot minions missed a huge opportunity
this piece of shit is looking wooped
The DOGE Squad—Elon Musk’s handpicked band of Silicon Valley bros—was supposed to revolutionize government tech. Instead, they’re squandering a once-in-a-lifetime chance to make Washington functional. According to actual government tech experts, Musk’s team had the potential to streamline bureaucracy, modernize systems, and fix long-standing inefficiencies—but shockingly, meme culture and crypto obsession aren’t a replacement for competence. Turns out, running a government agency requires more than just tweeting "X fixes this" and throwing tantrums about regulations.
Source: wired.com
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trumps america
dickhead continues his firing spree, national parks edition
zion national park in utah
Nothing says "fiscal responsibility" like gutting seasonal staff at one of the busiest national parks in the country. Thanks to the Trump administration’s budget-slashing spree, 100 workers who were supposed to help manage Zion National Park just had their job offers yanked. The result? Massive traffic backups, closed services, and fewer staff than in the winter—because why not make one of America’s most popular parks even harder to visit? Locals in Springdale, Utah, are already fed up, and visitors like Victor Carrasco are wondering why they paid for half a park. But hey, at least the shuttles still work! Because nothing says "great outdoor adventure" like waiting in line for hours just to see a bridge.
Source: fox13now.com
#trumps-america#lawlessness
national security
dickhead continues his firing spree, faa edition
air traffic control tower
Imagine thinking you're stopping a terrorist attack but actually just attempting to murder two Jewish tourists instead. That's exactly what happened in Miami Beach, where Mordechai Brafman decided to fire 17 rounds into a car because he thought the passengers were Palestinian. Turns out, they were Israeli Jews, and they initially assumed they were being targeted in an antisemitic attack. One victim was shot in the shoulder, the other was grazed—but neither was killed, despite Brafman’s Rambo audition. Now he's facing attempted murder charges, and Muslim advocacy groups are pushing for hate crime enhancements. Wild twist: a year ago, this guy was calling for "more unity and less conflict." Guess he meant after he got done emptying a clip into innocent people.
Source: nbcnews.com
#national-security#trumps-america#lawlessness
trumps america
typical right winger moron doesnt realize both jews and palestinians are middle eastern
photo of a living turd
Imagine thinking you're stopping a terrorist attack but actually just attempting to murder two Jewish tourists instead. That's exactly what happened in Miami Beach, where Mordechai Brafman decided to fire 17 rounds into a car because he thought the passengers were Palestinian. Turns out, they were Israeli Jews, and they initially assumed they were being targeted in an antisemitic attack. One victim was shot in the shoulder, the other was grazed—but neither was killed, despite Brafman’s Rambo audition. Now he's facing attempted murder charges, and Muslim advocacy groups are pushing for hate crime enhancements. Wild twist: a year ago, this guy was calling for "more unity and less conflict." Guess he meant after he got done emptying a clip into innocent people.
Source: timesofisrael.com
#trumps-america#lawlessness
trumps america
wapo bends the knee like the weak ass bitches they are
president whiny bitch man baby
Ah, the free press—where billionaires decide what criticism is allowed. The Washington Post, owned by Jeff Bezos, just conveniently killed a $115,000 ad calling out Elon Musk’s growing control over the federal government. The ad, funded by watchdog group Common Cause and the SPLC, was set to run front and back in the Post’s Capitol, Pentagon, and White House editions with a bold question: "Who’s running this country: Donald Trump or Elon Musk?" But at the last minute, the Post pulled the plug. So, was it because Musk is untouchable, or was it Bezos doing a favor for his inauguration buddy Trump? Either way, it seems some billionaires get a little too nervous when the spotlight turns on them.
Source: newrepublic.com
#trumps-america#killing-democracy
perverts
trump administration goes to bat for rapist piece of shit andrew tate
andrew tate being perp walked cuz hes a sexual predator and a bitch
Ah yes, the administration that "loves law and order" is now lobbying to get Andrew Tate, an alleged human trafficker and self-proclaimed misogynist, off the hook in Romania. Because nothing screams "family values" like defending a guy facing charges of running an organized crime group. Trump’s envoy, Richard Grenell, claims he barely knows the Romanian foreign minister, yet somehow managed to bring up getting the Tate brothers’ passports back. Meanwhile, the Tate fan club of right-wing influencers, including Tucker Carlson, is working overtime to paint these guys as victims. And just for fun, the UK is also seeking their extradition, and a Florida woman is suing them for coercing her into sex work. But sure, let’s pretend this is all a "woke" conspiracy instead of, you know, actual law enforcement.
#perverts#lawlessness
awful nominations
trump's labor pick finally squeezes through
Lori Chavez-DeRemer, when the smile of a new labor secretary says, 'I’m here to help... Trump.'
Lori Chavez-DeRemer, the latest contestant in Trump's game of Cabinet roulette, has been confirmed as labor secretary, because sure, why not? It only took 67 Senate votes to usher in the first Republican woman from Oregon to a role overseeing workers' rights and protections—a quintessentially Trumpian choice, given her track record of losing reelection and sponsoring legislation that actually supports labor unions. In other words, a union advocate leading the Labor Department under Trump is just the perfect match for an administration that couldn’t care less about American workers. But hey, when you’ve got Teamsters backing you, who needs logic? Meanwhile, three brave Republican senators, Rand Paul, Mitch McConnell, and Ted Budd, decided that Chavez-DeRemer just wasn’t their cup of corporate tea.
Source: npr.org
#awful-nominations#killing-democracy
perverts
j6er wants his child porn charges dismessed as well, only the best people - its always projection with these pedophiles
outside the dc jail
Jan. 6 rioters are now arguing that Trump’s blanket pardon covers everything—including a murder plot and child porn charges—because why stop at sedition when you can get a free pass for anything? One insurrectionist, convicted of plotting to assassinate FBI agents, insists that his pardon wipes out the conviction—because, apparently, attempted murder is just another form of “patriotism.” Another rioter, previously arrested for soliciting a minor, claims his presidential pardon should shield him from prosecution—because, sure, that’s exactly what Trump meant when he ranted about “political prisoners.” Legal experts say this is unprecedented and legally dubious, but with Trump’s allies packing the courts, who knows how far this argument could go?
#perverts#lawlessness
national security
musks tweenage minions seek to get access to your taxpayer data
the irs
Elon Musk’s DOGE wants access to the IRS’s most sensitive database, which contains detailed financial records of every taxpayer, business, and nonprofit in the country—because clearly, nothing says “government efficiency” like unchecked access to your tax returns. Under pressure from the White House, the IRS is considering a deal to grant DOGE officials access to the Integrated Data Retrieval System (IDRS), which lets IRS employees view personal identification numbers, banking details, and even edit taxpayer records. IRS officials are deeply alarmed, as even commissioners don’t get this level of access—but a DOGE software engineer with no tax experience apparently should. The White House insists this is just about “eliminating waste, fraud, and abuse”, while experts warn it could let political appointees weaponize tax data—but don’t worry, they pinky-promise to delete it when they’re done.
Source: washingtonpost.com
#national-security#lawlessness