The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 3831 entries and counting.
alabama gop holds runoff to decide which trump guy hates freedom most

Alabama AG Steve Marshall, seen here auditioning for the role of 'most serious man alive' while campaigning on turning fetuses into criminal code and civil rights into a fond memory.
Alabama Republicans are holding a Senate primary runoff to determine which man can scream "America First" the loudest while making the Constitution cry. Rep. Barry Moore, proudly endorsed on Truth Social as an "America First Patriot," is leading the pack after running on such bold policy ideas as: arresting elected officials in "lawless Democrat sanctuary" cities and prosecuting them for not worshipping ICE hard enough. He also wants to strip federal funding from anyone who doesn't join his crusade against trans people and tried to crown the AR-15 as the official "National Gun of the United States." Because nothing says stable democracy like a government-mandated murder mascot.
Trying to catch him is Alabama Attorney General Steve Marshall, who’s built his brand on being aggressively anti-abortion, helping push the Brody Act to criminalize acts that "kill or injure" a fetus, and promising to fix gas and grocery prices through the time‑honored method of yelling about trans athletes. Also in the mix is former Navy SEAL Jared Hudson, who calls himself a "warrior" ready to "stand with President Trump" and runs a firearms training organization, just in case you were worried this ballot didn't have enough guns already. The winner will be heavily favored to replace Sen. Tommy Tuberville, who is leaving the Senate — presumably after proving that one man can personally sabotage military readiness for months and still be considered a rising star in this party.
So the choice for Alabama Republicans is clear: do you want the guy who wants to arrest other elected officials for insufficient border fascism, the guy who wants to imprison people over fetal personhood while pretending he controls inflation, or the guy who promises to bring tactical cosplay and more guns to the world’s least deliberative body? No matter who wins, Trump gets another loyal soldier, democracy gets another headache, and the AR-15 gets closer to beating the bald eagle in the GOP’s national totem poll.
Source: nbcnews.com
georgia gop decides 2020 coup attempt was just a fun icebreaker

Voters patiently line up in Georgia to choose which Trump loyalist they’d like managing the next election they might not be allowed to win.
Source: npr.org
president beats irs audit, wins $100 million participation trophy

Behold: a man who turned four seasons of "The Apprentice" into a tax-refund black hole and then got the U.S. government to eat the check.
Source: nytimes.com
georgia’s mike collins auditions for senate fascist caucus

Rep. Mike Collins explains how deportation lists now apparently include bishops who hurt Donald Trump’s feelings.
Source: nytimes.com
trump boldly funds 0% of his promise to house homeless vets

Artist’s rendering of Trump’s veteran housing plan: a signature on paper and a budget-shaped void where the money should be.
Donald Trump, Commander-in-Chief of Photo Ops, signed an executive order a year ago to build housing for 6,000 homeless veterans in Los Angeles. Advocates looked at the new budget to see how many of those vets would actually get housing and found the answer was a mathematically elegant zero. Not 5,000, not 600, not even 6 symbolic units of "we pretended to care" — just a clean, empty spreadsheet where funding should be.
This is the Trump governance formula in its purest form: announce big, do nothing, blame someone else. Veterans were good enough to stand behind him at rallies and in campaign ads, but when it comes time to convert executive-order theater into actual shelter, the administration suddenly discovers fiscal restraint. The message from the self-proclaimed champion of the troops is clear: thank you for your service, please enjoy continuing to sleep on the streets of the richest country on earth.
Source: npr.org
trump turns the reflecting pool into a family side hustle

Crews work to fix the Reflecting Pool while the Trump crew works to see how close they can get to the edge of open self-dealing without falling in.
Interior’s spokeswoman insists Schutzenhofer isn’t a government employee, which is extremely convenient, because that means no ethics training, no conflict-of-interest paperwork, and no pesky rules about the president’s private business quietly nudging federal contracts. He’s just an “American patriot” donating his time — and by sheer coincidence, his time involves steering taxpayer-funded work toward the same industry that services Trump’s own properties.
The White House, through spokeswoman Taylor Rogers, declared that “Thanks to President Trump, the Reflecting Pool will be restored to its proper glory!” which is a bold way to describe the president bragging that he picked a contractor because they worked on his golf club pool, then later claiming he didn’t actually know them. The Reflecting Pool has spent decades leaking water; the Trump administration has finally matched it with something that leaks ethics.
Source: nytimes.com
trump backs indicted guy over boring senator, calls it ‘greatness’

Trump congratulates Ken Paxton for surviving indictments, impeachment, and federal investigations — the closest thing this movement has to a résumé builder.
Trump is essentially trying to slam the door on the race, rewarding Paxton’s years of sycophancy and legal adventurism — from trying to overturn the 2020 election to starring in a steady stream of ethics and corruption scandals — while sidelining Cornyn, whose main crime was occasionally pretending laws exist. Republicans are reportedly fretting that a Paxton nomination is a “nightmare scenario” that could hand Democrats a shot at a Texas Senate seat, but Trump has made his priorities clear: institutional stability is out, indicted loyalists are in.
So the leader of a party drowning in indictments, civil fraud judgments, and coup attempts is now openly using his kingmaker status to elevate a state attorney general who’s been under indictment for securities fraud, investigated by the FBI after his own staff accused him of bribery and abuse of office, and impeached by his own party before the Texas Senate rescued him. Rule of law is for suckers; the MAGA job posting is very specific: must be willing to weaponize your office, undermine elections, and swear unconditional loyalty to the guy still rage-posting on Truth Social.
trump drops $10bn tantrum, gets $1.8bn taxpayer apology instead

John Thune, bravely opposing Trump's $1.8bn loyalty fund by saying he is "not a big fan," which in Senate Republican is basically a hunger strike.
Source: bbc.com
trump’s doj builds a victimhood slush fund, says 'anybody can apply'

Bill Blanche bravely explains that 'anybody can apply' to Trump’s new DOJ grievance fund, which is exactly the problem.
Source: nbcnews.com
war talk, wedding venue

Trump explains his Iran strategy while pointing to where the really *tremendous* chandeliers will go.
As he mused about potential conflict in the Middle East, the real focus was clearly square footage, fixtures, and how presidential power can double as a renovation budget. Why separate national security briefings from self-flattering building tours when you can just mash them together into one long infomercial for the Trump Aesthetic™?
The presidency, once an office of solemn responsibility, is now basically HGTV meets "Dr. Strangelove"—a man talking about war and peace while measuring the drapes for his next taxpayer-adjacent party space.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump hands the world cup to the junior varsity giuliani

Andrew Giuliani, seen here cosplaying as a serious federal official, carries bags that presumably contain his qualifications, because they’re definitely not on his résumé.
Source: nytimes.com
judge reminds ice that 'courthouse' is not spanish for 'hunting blind'

ICE agents glaring at a courthouse door like it just personally violated border security.
New York federal judge P. Kevin Castel has informed ICE that immigration court is where you attend a hearing, not where you get ambushed by armed federal cosplay enthusiasts. His order bans ICE from arresting immigrants in or around three Manhattan immigration courts, except in actual emergencies, which does not include "this person exists and Stephen Miller is mad about it".
The ruling, brought on by a lawsuit from the NYCLU, ACLU, Make the Road NY and others, basically says people should be able to show up to their own removal and asylum hearings without playing real-life "The Floor Is Lava" with federal agents. Castel also flagged that yanking prior limits on courthouse arrests in Trump’s second term was likely "arbitrary and capricious"—legalese for "even for this administration, this was impressively stupid and lawless".
Things got especially fun when federal prosecutors had to shuffle back into court and apologize for a "material mistaken statement of fact"—translation: they told the judge ICE rules applied one way, then discovered the Trump team’s 2025 policy didn’t actually cover immigration courts at all. The administration blamed it on "agency attorney error" and quietly withdrew chunks of four briefs, presumably while searching for lawyers who can both salivate over deportations and read their own policy memos.
The decision lands after national outrage over ICE agents killing two U.S. citizens in Minneapolis and polling showing most Americans think the agency has gone too far, even by post-2016 standards. With midterms looming, Trump shuffled ICE leadership, and now the courts are drawing bright lines around basic rule-of-law concepts like "don’t terrorize people at the courthouse door". The bar is underground, but for one brief moment, it appears someone found a shovel and started digging up.
Source: theguardian.com
33 million dollars to prove trump’s feelings are hurt

Thomas Massie and Ed Gallrein, pausing briefly from being turned into $33 million worth of attack ads so the oligarchs can enjoy some fresh, artisanal intra-party purging.
Source: nytimes.com
trump and the tech bros promise your job is totally fine, stop asking questions

Trump and the tech bros explain that losing your job to AI is actually a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to believe in trickle-down 2.0.
Source: theguardian.com
women to america: it’s not me, it’s your fascism

POV: you’re leaving the world’s richest country so your kids can go to school without a SWAT team on standby.
Gallup now finds 40% of US women aged 15–44 would move abroad permanently if they could, while men sit comfortably at 19%, presumably confident that their rights and bodily autonomy are not on the chopping block. From Ecuador to Albania to anywhere with health care and walkable streets, women describe the US as a place where it’s "harder and harder and more dangerous to even exist" and where casual misogyny from "the loudest voices of influence" (no need to name names, we all took that quiz already) trickles down into daily harassment.
Layer on the permanent background hum of gun threats at schools, open season on LGBTQ+ rights, and a political culture that has swapped policy for propaganda and grievance, and you get a quiet exodus that looks a lot like a vote of no confidence in American democracy. The self‑proclaimed greatest country on earth is now exporting citizens who just want not to be shot, controlled, or legislated into childbirth. American exceptionalism is alive and well – other countries have rarely looked this appealing by comparison.
Source: theguardian.com
america first, refugees white

Lady Liberty, now holding a clipboard marked "whites only" and a Mar-a-Lago guest list.
The Trump administration has discovered an emergency refugee situation: not the Afghans we abandoned, not Congolese or Sudanese civilians fleeing actual war, but white Afrikaners leaving a country where their unemployment rate is 12% compared with 48% for Black South Africans. The US will now boost white South African refugee admissions from about 7,500 to 17,500 this year, at a cost of $100m, after previously slashing the entire refugee program down to 7,500 total slots that were already earmarked mostly for them. Refugee policy has officially gone from “give us your tired, your poor” to “give us your lightly inconvenienced, but make sure they’re Dutch-descended.”
To sell this, the State Department is channeling Tucker Carlson fan fiction, warning of "escalating hostility" and government "race-based discrimination" against Afrikaners, while Trump keeps shouting about a debunked "white genocide" his own allies on the racist far right have been flogging for years. At the same time, the administration cut aid to South Africa, boycotted the G20 in Johannesburg, and then banned South Africa from this year’s G20 — conveniently being held at one of Trump’s Miami resorts, because of course it is. Foreign policy is now just a loyalty test crossed with a hotel rewards program.
South Africa’s unforgivable sin, according to Washington, includes raiding a US "refugee processing" center and deporting seven Kenyans who were working illegally — i.e., enforcing its own immigration laws, which you may recall is supposed to be sacred when done by white-run governments on Fox News. But when a Black-led government does it, suddenly it’s proof of anti-white persecution and grounds for an emergency airlift of people whose ancestors literally ran apartheid. The US went from resettling over 100,000 global refugees in 2024 to turning the program into a bespoke service for one favored white minority, while everyone else is told to enjoy the bombs, militias, and famine back home.
Source: theguardian.com
37% of republicans accidentally admit they'd prefer a party to a personality cult

A visual representation of the GOP: most arrows still pointing at Trump, one lonely bar labeled “new direction” quietly screaming for help.
Republican voters have spoken, and the message is clear: authoritarianism, yes; maybe a different flavor, also yes. A new New York Times/Siena poll finds that 55% of potential Republican supporters want the next nominee to “follow Donald Trump’s lead,” which presumably includes crushing internal dissent, starting deeply unpopular wars, and governing by Fox News segment. A mere 37% say they’d like a “new direction,” suggesting that over a third of the party has noticed that the flaming clown car is in fact on fire.
The details are a fun little autopsy of a functioning democracy. Among actual Republicans, 65% want more Trump, please. Among Republican-leaning independents, a majority would like to get off this ride before it reaches the Hague. Younger voters (18–44) overwhelmingly want a new direction, while voters 45 and up are apparently content to spend their golden years re-electing the guy whose approval rating with the general public is circling the drain at 37% as the war with Iran sends gas prices and body bags in the same direction: up.
Trump’s stranglehold on the base is doing real institutional work. His popularity inside the party has helped him purge insufficiently obedient Republicans in primaries in Louisiana and Indiana and bully GOP-run states into drawing friendlier House maps — you know, the usual “small government, local control” stuff, except the locality is wherever Donald Trump’s ego currently resides. All of this might still cost Republicans control of Congress, because outside the MAGA terrarium, voters are not thrilled about an unpopular war, a wildly unpopular president, and a party whose central organizing principle is personal loyalty to one man.
So yes, democracy is still technically on the ballot, but inside the GOP, the real question is: do you want Trumpism with Trump, or Trumpism with someone slightly better at pretending to read a briefing book?
Source: nytimes.com
trump admin to americans: your phone is our phone now

Pictured: the kind of phone Trump’s DHS would very much like to crawl inside, live in, and redecorate with listening devices.
Source: npr.org
trump’s favorite hostage program hits its 30s

Ph.D. candidate and DACA recipient pauses from studying molecular biosciences to study something far more unstable: whether the U.S. government will remember she exists this renewal cycle.
The DACA generation is turning 30 and settling into adult milestones like careers, parenting, and the ever-popular American rite of passage: waking up one day to discover the federal government has quietly flipped the switch on your legal existence. Diana, a decade-long DACA recipient, finds her work permit suddenly lapsed, meaning she can’t drive, can’t go to a friend’s wedding, and gets to play the fun daily game of "is today the day I’m detained?" This is what passes for "law and order" in Trump’s America: build people’s lives around a program and then booby-trap the paperwork.
DACA was sold in 2012 as a temporary bridge while Congress found a permanent solution. Fourteen years, several performative floor speeches, and countless crocodile tears later, there’s still no bridge—just a rickety plank suspended over deportation. Recipients are now professionals, parents, Ph.D. candidates, community leaders… and perpetual hostages to whichever white guy in office wants to goose his base by threatening to yank their status. Republicans scream about "border chaos" while quietly manufacturing chaos for people who’ve spent most of their lives here, paying taxes and doing the jobs native-born citizens apparently can’t be bothered to do.
The Biden years have mostly meant more paperwork purgatory instead of open attacks, but Trump and his allies already did the real structural damage: turning DACA into a loaded gun on the Oval Office desk. Now USCIS delays and shifting rules make renewals a game of bureaucratic Russian roulette. You can have a degree, a mortgage, and kids in school, but if your renewal gets "lost" for a month, your life gets turned off like a streaming subscription. It’s not policy; it’s extortion with extra steps.
So as the DACA generation hits their 30s, they’ve achieved the American dream—just with a cage wrapped around it. They plan careers and families in two-year increments, because Congress would rather fund more border theatrics than pass a law acknowledging reality. The message from Trump’s GOP and its enablers is crystal clear: we’re happy to exploit your labor, your taxes, and your talents, but your humanity? That’s still "under review" at DHS.
Source: npr.org
another primary day at the church of trump

Voters line up to decide which Republican has pledged the most undying loyalty to a man who tried to overturn their last election.
Six states are holding primaries, which NPR politely describes as a "test of President Trump's influence" instead of the more accurate "are Republicans still fully owned by one extremely loud Florida man." The ballots will technically list candidates’ names, but the real question being voted on is: who groveled most convincingly at the golden calf in Mar-a-Lago.
Instead of debating policy, governance, or basic reality, the GOP is once again running the same quiz show: Do you accept Dear Leader's latest conspiracy theory, yes or yes? Every race is framed not as "who will represent you" but "who will carry Trump's water with the least visible spine." American democracy: now with extra personality cult, still no refunds.
Source: npr.org