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corruption

another prosecutor resigns instead of following through on the clown shows corruption

the doj, home of corruption now

the doj, home of corruption now

Another day, another career prosecutor resigning over Trump administration meddling. This time, Denise Cheung, the top federal prosecutor in Washington, D.C., quit after being ordered to launch a criminal investigation and freeze assets related to a Biden-era government contract—despite there being zero supporting evidence. Cheung, who has served under multiple administrations over 24 years, made it clear that she’s not sticking around for the DOJ’s transformation into a political hit squad. This resignation joins a growing list of Justice Department officials walking out rather than playing along with Trump’s weaponization of law enforcement—but sure, tell us more about how the real problem is "Biden’s deep state."
#corruption#lawlessness#trumps-america
trumps america

musk's idiot minions missed a huge opportunity

this piece of shit is looking wooped

this piece of shit is looking wooped

The DOGE Squad—Elon Musk’s handpicked band of Silicon Valley bros—was supposed to revolutionize government tech. Instead, they’re squandering a once-in-a-lifetime chance to make Washington functional. According to actual government tech experts, Musk’s team had the potential to streamline bureaucracy, modernize systems, and fix long-standing inefficiencies—but shockingly, meme culture and crypto obsession aren’t a replacement for competence. Turns out, running a government agency requires more than just tweeting "X fixes this" and throwing tantrums about regulations.
#trumps-america
trumps america

dickhead continues his firing spree, national parks edition

zion national park in utah

zion national park in utah

Nothing says "fiscal responsibility" like gutting seasonal staff at one of the busiest national parks in the country. Thanks to the Trump administration’s budget-slashing spree, 100 workers who were supposed to help manage Zion National Park just had their job offers yanked. The result? Massive traffic backups, closed services, and fewer staff than in the winter—because why not make one of America’s most popular parks even harder to visit? Locals in Springdale, Utah, are already fed up, and visitors like Victor Carrasco are wondering why they paid for half a park. But hey, at least the shuttles still work! Because nothing says "great outdoor adventure" like waiting in line for hours just to see a bridge.
#trumps-america#lawlessness
national security

dickhead continues his firing spree, faa edition

air traffic control tower

air traffic control tower

Imagine thinking you're stopping a terrorist attack but actually just attempting to murder two Jewish tourists instead. That's exactly what happened in Miami Beach, where Mordechai Brafman decided to fire 17 rounds into a car because he thought the passengers were Palestinian. Turns out, they were Israeli Jews, and they initially assumed they were being targeted in an antisemitic attack. One victim was shot in the shoulder, the other was grazed—but neither was killed, despite Brafman’s Rambo audition. Now he's facing attempted murder charges, and Muslim advocacy groups are pushing for hate crime enhancements. Wild twist: a year ago, this guy was calling for "more unity and less conflict." Guess he meant after he got done emptying a clip into innocent people.
#national-security#trumps-america#lawlessness
trumps america

typical right winger moron doesnt realize both jews and palestinians are middle eastern

photo of a living turd

photo of a living turd

Imagine thinking you're stopping a terrorist attack but actually just attempting to murder two Jewish tourists instead. That's exactly what happened in Miami Beach, where Mordechai Brafman decided to fire 17 rounds into a car because he thought the passengers were Palestinian. Turns out, they were Israeli Jews, and they initially assumed they were being targeted in an antisemitic attack. One victim was shot in the shoulder, the other was grazed—but neither was killed, despite Brafman’s Rambo audition. Now he's facing attempted murder charges, and Muslim advocacy groups are pushing for hate crime enhancements. Wild twist: a year ago, this guy was calling for "more unity and less conflict." Guess he meant after he got done emptying a clip into innocent people.
#trumps-america#lawlessness
trumps america

wapo bends the knee like the weak ass bitches they are

president whiny bitch man baby

president whiny bitch man baby

Ah, the free press—where billionaires decide what criticism is allowed. The Washington Post, owned by Jeff Bezos, just conveniently killed a $115,000 ad calling out Elon Musk’s growing control over the federal government. The ad, funded by watchdog group Common Cause and the SPLC, was set to run front and back in the Post’s Capitol, Pentagon, and White House editions with a bold question: "Who’s running this country: Donald Trump or Elon Musk?" But at the last minute, the Post pulled the plug. So, was it because Musk is untouchable, or was it Bezos doing a favor for his inauguration buddy Trump? Either way, it seems some billionaires get a little too nervous when the spotlight turns on them.
#trumps-america#killing-democracy
perverts

trump administration goes to bat for rapist piece of shit andrew tate

andrew tate being perp walked cuz hes a sexual predator and a bitch

andrew tate being perp walked cuz hes a sexual predator and a bitch

Ah yes, the administration that "loves law and order" is now lobbying to get Andrew Tate, an alleged human trafficker and self-proclaimed misogynist, off the hook in Romania. Because nothing screams "family values" like defending a guy facing charges of running an organized crime group. Trump’s envoy, Richard Grenell, claims he barely knows the Romanian foreign minister, yet somehow managed to bring up getting the Tate brothers’ passports back. Meanwhile, the Tate fan club of right-wing influencers, including Tucker Carlson, is working overtime to paint these guys as victims. And just for fun, the UK is also seeking their extradition, and a Florida woman is suing them for coercing her into sex work. But sure, let’s pretend this is all a "woke" conspiracy instead of, you know, actual law enforcement.
#perverts#lawlessness
awful nominations

trump's labor pick finally squeezes through

Lori Chavez-DeRemer, when the smile of a new labor secretary says, 'I’m here to help... Trump.'

Lori Chavez-DeRemer, when the smile of a new labor secretary says, 'I’m here to help... Trump.'

Lori Chavez-DeRemer, the latest contestant in Trump's game of Cabinet roulette, has been confirmed as labor secretary, because sure, why not? It only took 67 Senate votes to usher in the first Republican woman from Oregon to a role overseeing workers' rights and protections—a quintessentially Trumpian choice, given her track record of losing reelection and sponsoring legislation that actually supports labor unions. In other words, a union advocate leading the Labor Department under Trump is just the perfect match for an administration that couldn’t care less about American workers. But hey, when you’ve got Teamsters backing you, who needs logic? Meanwhile, three brave Republican senators, Rand Paul, Mitch McConnell, and Ted Budd, decided that Chavez-DeRemer just wasn’t their cup of corporate tea.

Source: npr.org

#awful-nominations#killing-democracy
perverts

j6er wants his child porn charges dismessed as well, only the best people - its always projection with these pedophiles

outside the dc jail

outside the dc jail

Jan. 6 rioters are now arguing that Trump’s blanket pardon covers everything—including a murder plot and child porn charges—because why stop at sedition when you can get a free pass for anything? One insurrectionist, convicted of plotting to assassinate FBI agents, insists that his pardon wipes out the conviction—because, apparently, attempted murder is just another form of “patriotism.” Another rioter, previously arrested for soliciting a minor, claims his presidential pardon should shield him from prosecution—because, sure, that’s exactly what Trump meant when he ranted about “political prisoners.” Legal experts say this is unprecedented and legally dubious, but with Trump’s allies packing the courts, who knows how far this argument could go?

#perverts#lawlessness
national security

musks tweenage minions seek to get access to your taxpayer data

the irs

the irs

Elon Musk’s DOGE wants access to the IRS’s most sensitive database, which contains detailed financial records of every taxpayer, business, and nonprofit in the country—because clearly, nothing says “government efficiency” like unchecked access to your tax returns. Under pressure from the White House, the IRS is considering a deal to grant DOGE officials access to the Integrated Data Retrieval System (IDRS), which lets IRS employees view personal identification numbers, banking details, and even edit taxpayer records. IRS officials are deeply alarmed, as even commissioners don’t get this level of access—but a DOGE software engineer with no tax experience apparently should. The White House insists this is just about “eliminating waste, fraud, and abuse”, while experts warn it could let political appointees weaponize tax data—but don’t worry, they pinky-promise to delete it when they’re done.

#national-security#lawlessness
leopards ate my face

layoffs hit the va

the va

the va

Trump’s VA purge just hit Atlanta, with over 1,000 employees laid off nationwide—but don’t worry, VA Secretary Doug Collins says it’s all for efficiency. Among those fired? Veterans like Nelson Feliz, Sr., a former U.S. Army First Sergeant, who now says he and his colleagues feel “mistreated” and “betrayed.” Feliz had been a VA employee for over a decade but was terminated under the administration’s probationary cuts, which seem less about performance and more about slashing payroll to redirect funds. Meanwhile, Collins is praising Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) for gutting contracts and making the VA more “efficient”—because clearly, nothing helps veteran care like mass layoffs.

#leopards-ate-my-face#healthcare
leopards ate my face

veterans affairs is feeling the squeeze

the va

the va

Trump’s hiring freeze is wreaking havoc at the VA, blocking crisis hotline staffing, delaying health care hires, and even temporarily stopping new volunteers from onboarding—because nothing says "support the troops" like crippling their access to care. VA employees report onboarding freezes, HR system lockouts, and mass firings of probationary staff, including some fired by mistake who are now being reinstated. Meanwhile, Veterans Crisis Line (VCL) workers warn the freeze is choking support services, with hotline responders overwhelmed, unable to hire critical backup staff, and facing a forced return to office that could see 60-70% of remote crisis workers quit overnight. But don't worry—Trump’s VA says it's all part of the plan to "bring as many employees back to the office as space permits." What could possibly go wrong?

#leopards-ate-my-face#healthcare
anti immigration

president dumb shit's doj moves to fire people that can actually help him with his deportations

pam bondi

pam bondi

The Trump administration just fired multiple immigration judges, further crippling an already overwhelmed immigration court system with a 3.6 million case backlog—because mass deportations apparently don’t need due process. The Justice Department’s Executive Office for Immigration Review axed at least 18 judges, including some hired during the Biden administration, prompting allegations that the firings were purely political. The move contradicts bipartisan efforts to hire more immigration judges and speed up case processing, with even legal experts calling it a self-inflicted disaster. Meanwhile, Trump’s “border czar” Tom Homan is ramping up mass deportations, recruiting agents from DEA, FBI, and ATF while seeking Pentagon funding to hire private contractors for detention centers. Justice? Efficiency? Who needs ‘em when you have chaos.

#anti-immigration#full-stupid
nazi

jd vance came out of his hidey hole to whine about people being mean to nazis, good, fuck nazis

vice president whiny bitch

vice president whiny bitch

Vice President JD Vance just cozied up to Germany’s far-right AfD party, complaining that mainstream German politicians are being too mean to neo-Nazis by refusing to work with them. At the Munich Security Conference, Vance met with AfD leader Alice Weidel and slammed Germany’s stance against coalitioning with extremists, calling it an “undemocratic firewall”—because apparently, protecting democracy from fascists is bad now. German leaders, including Chancellor Olaf Scholz, weren’t having it, publicly rebuking Vance and reminding him that banning Nazis from power is actually a good thing. Meanwhile, Trump’s White House remains silent, leaving Europe wondering if the U.S. is still against Nazis—or just against saying it out loud.

#nazi
awful nominations

alcoholic tv host is already a global embarassment

moron goes around embarassing the us around the world

moron goes around embarassing the us around the world

Trump’s Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth just fumbled his first international trip, telling European leaders that Ukraine should abandon hopes of reclaiming its pre-2014 borders—a statement so off-base that even Senate Armed Services Chair Roger Wicker called it a “rookie mistake”. Hegseth quickly tried to walk back his comments, but the damage was done. European allies are rattled, and even Republican senators are openly questioning his competence, with Wicker comparing his speech to something “Tucker Carlson could have written”—which is never a compliment. Meanwhile, Trump is privately engaging Putin while his diplomats hint that Europe won’t have a say in whatever peace deal the U.S. brokers, leaving Ukraine’s future up for negotiation behind closed doors. Senate Democrats are calling it a humiliating surrender to Putin, while GOP senators scramble to reassure allies that the U.S. hasn’t fully sold out Kyiv—yet.

#awful-nominations
leopards ate my face

notoriously anti-labor asshole targets labor union contracts

man-bear-pig, no bear

man-bear-pig, no bear

Trump is canceling union agreements made in Biden’s final month, claiming they locked in “wasteful and failing policies”—because nothing says “pro-worker” like gutting federal labor protections. The sweeping rollback means thousands of federal employees could lose recently negotiated benefits, as Trump accelerates his war on the “deep state” and moves to slash remote work and enforce in-office mandates. Federal unions are preparing legal challenges, while the White House insists that any deals made before Inauguration Day “do not reflect the will of the American people”—because elections apparently erase contracts now.

#leopards-ate-my-face#killing-democracy
killing democracy

tweenage kid that goes by big balls and white nationalist pieces of shit are getting to decide who gets fired from their highly specialized government roles

protestors making good points

protestors making good points

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is accelerating Trump’s DEI purge, going beyond gutting diversity offices to targeting civil rights workers and federal employees tied to equity programs—even if their roles have nothing to do with DEI. Internal DOGE documents reveal a three-phase plan: Phase 1 shut down DEI offices and placed employees on leave, Phase 2 expanded layoffs to staff in legally protected roles, and Phase 3, set for July, will push for mass firings under the guise of “reorganization.” Among those in the crosshairs? A Veterans Affairs office that ensures equal access to care, a Health and Human Services division monitoring minority health, and employees who simply attended diversity training in the past. Legal experts warn the strategy is on shaky ground, but the White House has made its stance clear: “If DEI is waste, fraud, and abuse, it’s gone.”

#killing-democracy#corruption
leopards ate my face

"we wanted you to cut funds to the other poor people!"

“I’m hearing from my institutions concerned about it,” Sen. Shelley Moore Capito said about the government cuts. “It’s pretty drastic.” | AP

“I’m hearing from my institutions concerned about it,” Sen. Shelley Moore Capito said about the government cuts. “It’s pretty drastic.” | AP

Republicans loved Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)—right up until it started gutting jobs and funding in their own backyards. Now, GOP lawmakers are scrambling to shield national parks, farm subsidies, and NIH research grants from Musk and Trump’s budget axe, even as the administration barrels ahead with mass layoffs and spending freezes. Idaho Rep. Mike Simpson is worried about 1,000 fired park rangers, Sen. Jerry Moran wants to protect farmers losing USAID contracts, and Sen. Shelley Moore Capito is fighting NIH cuts that hurt universities in her state. But the White House isn’t backing down, insisting the “spending freeze” is eliminating waste, fraud, and abuse—though Republicans are suddenly realizing “waste” means their constituents’ jobs.

#leopards-ate-my-face
imperialism

trump dreams of a cold vacation home

Trump shopping for countries like he's at a garage sale, with Greenland and Panama as his latest impulse buys.

Trump shopping for countries like he's at a garage sale, with Greenland and Panama as his latest impulse buys.

Ah, Trump's brilliant real estate strategy strikes again! Because nothing says '21st-century diplomacy' like trying to buy a whole autonomous territory, right? Fresh off his first term tantrum, he's now pining for Greenland like it's a coveted timeshare. Meanwhile, back in the tropics, Panama's taking no chances with their flags flying higher than Trump's hair in a hurricane, all thanks to his idea of 'reclaiming' the Panama Canal.

And let's not forget the charming military flirtations: 'No, I can't assure you' about not using coercion. Well, isn't that a relief? For Greenland, it's a hearty 6% 'sure, why not' support rate for joining the U.S. In other words, they've got a better chance becoming the 52nd state right after Canada. But sure, keep dreaming, Mr. President.

Source: npr.org

#imperialism#forever-grifting
full stupid

fucking morons fire the people that take care of our nukes without realizing what theyre doing because they have no fucking foresight

The Y-12 National Security Complex in Oak Ridge, Tennessee, which enriches and stores uranium for America's nuclear weapons. Jim Lo Scalzo/EPA/Shutterstock

The Y-12 National Security Complex in Oak Ridge, Tennessee, which enriches and stores uranium for America's nuclear weapons. Jim Lo Scalzo/EPA/Shutterstock

The Trump administration just fired over 300 staffers from the National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA)—the agency responsible for maintaining America’s nuclear stockpile—because apparently, nobody bothered to check what they actually do. Sources say Energy Department officials didn’t realize the NNSA oversees nuclear weapons, leading to panic on Capitol Hill and a frantic effort to reverse some of the firings within hours. The mass layoffs included staff who inspect nuclear weapons and enforce security protocols, prompting lawmakers to warn that the move threatens national security at a time when Russia is attacking nuclear sites in Ukraine. In a last-minute reversal, the NNSA’s acting administrator told staff that many fired employees may get their jobs back, but the situation remains chaotic—because nothing says "national security" like a bureaucratic dumpster fire.

#full-stupid