The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 2155 entries and counting.
gop discovers states’ rights again, but only for like one senator

Lisa Murkowski pauses to explain to her party that ‘states’ rights’ don’t mean ‘whatever Trump wants today.’ Confusion ensues.
The Trump-backed SAVE Act — co-written by Sen. Mike Lee, because of course the guy who helped plot January 6 legal theories is now in charge of ‘election integrity’ — would bar states from registering voters unless they cough up citizenship documents and would impose nationwide voter ID. You know, the kind of sweeping federal election law Republicans swore was tyrannical when Democrats tried to expand access to the ballot instead of shrink it.
Murkowski points out the obvious: the Constitution leaves the "times, places, and manner" of elections to the states, and maybe, just maybe, ramming through new federal rules months before Election Day so understaffed local officials can panic-speed-run compliance is not how you build trust in democracy. Meanwhile, Mitch McConnell’s 2022 quote insisting "there’s no rational basis for federalizing this election" is aging about as well as Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye.
So now we have 48 GOP cosponsors, Trump demanding passage, and one Republican senator meekly reminding the party that they used to pretend to believe in states’ rights. The SAVE Act isn’t about saving elections; it’s about saving Trump from voters. The voter fraud was the legislation we tried to pass along the way.
Source: nbcnews.com
susan collins very concerned about getting six more years

Susan Collins announces another term of being gravely troubled right before voting yes.
Source: theguardian.com
trump national parks now proudly slavery-optional

National Park Service staff stare at the blank wall where history used to be, now fully compliant with the White House’s new ‘no facts, just feelings’ policy.
Source: theguardian.com
doj argues illegal appointment was just a vibes-based typo

Pam Bondi’s Justice Department, seen here arguing that if you sign the wrong law on the form, it still counts as long as the target is on Trump’s enemies list.
Rather than accept that basic separation-of-powers thing we allegedly still have, DOJ lawyer Henry Whitaker fired off 67 pages insisting the judge is "ousting" Bondi’s appointment power and "aggrandizing" the court. Bondi’s reliance on the wrong statute? Just a "paperwork mistake," he says. You know, the kind of clerical oopsie where your illegally installed Trumpworld attorney is the only one to present the case and sign the indictments against the president’s enemies. No big deal, just a minor typo with a side of unconstitutional prosecution.
Whitaker’s pitch boils down to: who cares who was lawfully appointed, the grand jury did it, and anyway Bondi has since "ratified" everything Halligan did, like a mob boss retroactively blessing a botched hit. Meanwhile, this is all happening while Trump publicly pressures Bondi to go after his political opponents and DOJ flails through multiple failed attempts to re-indict Letitia James. The message from this Justice Department is clear: laws are suggestions, confirmation limits are decorative, and as long as you’re targeting the right enemies, the Constitution can be fixed later with a fresh memo and a shrug.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump saves coal, kills wind, sends your power bill a love letter

Harold Hamm, proudly demonstrating how to turn campaign checks into federal energy policy in three easy phone calls.
The Trump administration has discovered a bold new way to own the libs: make your electricity more expensive and your air less breathable. Four federal judges – including a Trump appointee who apparently read the law at least once – have had to slap temporary injunctions on Interior’s attempts to kneecap five offshore wind projects in Virginia, New York, and New England that are already billions of dollars in and nearly ready to go online. At the same time, Trump’s energy team is issuing "emergency" orders to keep five decrepit coal plants on life support, forcing costly repairs so Americans can pay extra for the privilege of inhaling 20th-century pollution in 2026.
While the administration smashes the brakes on cheap wind and solar, it’s flooring the gas pedal on liquefied natural gas exports. Result: a 22% jump in LNG exports and US households shelling out an extra $12 billion for natural gas in just the first nine months of 2025, according to Public Citizen. Energy secretary Chris Wright – a former oil and gas CEO, because of course he is – has been flying to Europe to lobby for weaker methane rules so his buddies can ship more LNG. Those buddies include fracking billionaire Harold Hamm, who helped host a Mar-a-Lago fundraiser where Trump pitched fossil fuel CEOs on a $1 billion campaign donation in exchange for a "sweeping" pro-fossil fuel agenda. They ponied up about $75 million and, what do you know, policy now looks like it was written by a refinery lobbyist with a Sharpie.
Experts keep pointing out the obvious: if you want lower electricity prices, you don’t stall wind and solar projects that are already under construction and revive coal plants regulators decided were too expensive and unnecessary. But Trump, still swooning over "beautiful clean coal" and calling wind the "scam of the century", slashed solar tax credits in his One Big Beautiful Bill Act and is using the Energy Department to overrule utility regulators whose actual job is to consider cost and reliability. The result is a donor-driven energy agenda that raises power prices, worsens the climate crisis, and shovels hundreds of millions in extra costs onto consumers – all so a handful of fossil fuel billionaires can squeeze a few more quarters out of a dying business model.
Source: theguardian.com
trump launches discount website, forgets to include discounts

Trump proudly introduces TrumpRx, a website where the savings are imaginary but the press conference was very real.
Trump has unveiled TrumpRx, a government-branded prescription drug site he’s bragging up as “the largest reduction in prescription drug prices in history” – a bold claim for a portal that lists just 43 drugs, many of which are old, off-patent, and already cheaper pretty much everywhere else. One example: Protonix is a cool $200.10 on TrumpRx, while the generic version is $6.07 on Mark Cuban’s Cost Plus Drugs. That’s not a savings, that’s performance art.
Experts point out that patients could usually do better by just asking their pharmacist, using existing sites like GoodRx or Cost Plus, or – wild idea – relying on insurance. TrumpRx is even reportedly powered by GoodRx, which makes this whole thing the healthcare equivalent of screenshotting someone else’s website and calling it innovation. In some narrow cases, like a few fertility drugs or a specific weight loss med, the deals are decent – but they’re often identical to the manufacturer’s own offers, and the GLP-1 discounts for Wegovy and Ozempic expire in a month or two and only apply to the lowest dose.
Meanwhile, Republicans are pushing nearly $1bn in Medicaid cuts and letting ACA tax credits expire, making healthcare more expensive while Trump stands in front of a podium yelling about imaginary 578% savings on Novo Nordisk drugs. The actual site quietly admits the discounts are more like 74–85% off list price, which is still not as good as many people already get through insurance. As one advocate put it, the administration is pretending it just saved America, when in reality many people who use TrumpRx will pay more than they needed to. It doesn’t fix drug pricing, it doesn’t increase transparency – it just adds one more confusing, misleading layer to a broken system and calls it victory.
Source: theguardian.com
maga’s favorite box billionaires really love ‘american jobs’ (as long as mexicans do them)

JD Vance praising ‘American jobs’ at a Uline warehouse built on Mexican wages and training visas that somehow involve no actual training.
Source: theguardian.com
america so peaceful monks have to walk 2,300 miles asking for it

Monks attempt the radical, dangerous act of promoting kindness in Trump’s America while everyone else copes by buying $20 T‑shirts and doomscrolling.
These monks are walking 20 miles a day, in orange robes, in snow, eating one meal, practicing loving‑kindness, and trying not to get literally run over — which already happened, costing one monk his leg — while the rest of us stare at our phones and buy monk merch like it’s a Taylor Swift tour instead of a rolling spiritual triage unit for a democracy in a nervous breakdown.
Their whole deal is non‑violent resistance by radiating calm, asking for unity, compassion, healing, and even a federal holiday for Buddha’s birthday, because nothing says ‘functioning republic’ like needing a 2,300‑mile emergency mindfulness intervention just to make it through your president’s second term.
Source: theguardian.com
gavin newsom, strong and wrong and very, very trump-curious

Gavin Newsom, seen here practicing his ‘strong and wrong’ face, moments before shelving another bold moral stance for later review by the polls.
Source: theguardian.com
ice tortures irish plasterer to own the libs (and the law)

ICE facility in Texas, where the motto appears to be: ‘Abandon hope, all ye with valid paperwork who enter here.’
The Trump administration’s deportation machine has now graduated from caging children to psychologically and physically tormenting a 42-year-old Irish plasterer with a valid work permit whose biggest crime is buying supplies at a hardware store. Seamus Culleton, who overstayed a visa years ago but is now married to a U.S. citizen and on the path to a green card, has been locked in an El Paso ICE facility for five months, jammed into a filthy room with 71 other detainees, barely fed, and given almost no access to fresh air or exercise. He describes the conditions as “torture” and says he fears the staff, not the other detainees. America First apparently means Geneva Conventions Last.
In a particularly on-brand twist, ICE snatched him before his final green card interview—the one that would have confirmed his legal status. His lawyer calls his detention “inexplicable,” which is generous; it’s perfectly explicable if the goal is to demonstrate that in Trump’s America, the process is the punishment and paperwork is just a prop. While Culleton begs the Irish government and taoiseach Micheál Martin to get him out before he’s deported by the “least immigrant-friendly” appeals court in the country, Dublin is busy trying not to upset the guy in the White House who already rants about Ireland’s taxes, trade, and immigration.
Meanwhile, data quietly shows that fewer than 14% of the nearly 400,000 immigrants ICE arrested in year one of Trump’s second term had violent charges or convictions, which somewhat undermines the whole “we’re only going after the worst of the worst” bedtime story. Even Trump’s own “border czar” Tom Homan reportedly warned that this kind of dragnet enforcement would erode public support. The administration heard that and seems to have responded: challenge accepted. Why limit yourself to demonizing brown migrants when you can terrorize a white Irish small business owner too and prove that no one is safe from the rage of a government that treats due process like an optional add-on?
Source: theguardian.com
trump decides transparency has gone far enough, thanks

Trump, bravely taking a stand against the real threat to America: too many documents about his rich friends being made public.
Source: theguardian.com
president snowflake vs the ski team

Amber Glenn, moments after winning gold and moments before discovering that in Trump’s America, landing a quad is easier than surviving the comment section.
Source: theguardian.com
trump makes america so 'great' europeans don’t want to visit

Welcome to the United States: please remove your shoes, your belt, and your civil liberties.
Source: theguardian.com
austria launches refugee program for scientists fleeing american freedom

Brave patriots protest as the Trump administration heroically defends America from the menace of… education and research funding.
Source: theguardian.com
house gop suspends calendar, gravity to protect trump tariffs
House GOP leaders bravely defending America from the grave threat of Congress doing its job.
Source: thehill.com
trump admin tries campus speech police, loses to basic due process

DHS agents bravely defending America from the existential menace of a grad student with a campus op-ed.
The Trump administration decided that the real threat to national security wasn’t, say, violent extremists or foreign hackers, but a Tufts PhD student who wrote a campus op-ed criticizing her university’s response to Israel’s war on Gaza. So DHS yanked Rümeysa Öztürk’s student visa, grabbed her off a Massachusetts street, and tried to deport her for the crime of having an opinion. Very bold experiment in turning the student newspaper into a deportation trigger.
Unfortunately for the White House thought-police project, an immigration judge in Boston looked at this First-Amendment-speedrun-to-fascism and concluded DHS had failed to prove she was even removable, terminating the case. This follows a federal judge already finding that her 45-day detention in Louisiana likely amounted to unlawful retaliation for her speech. So yes, the government held a child development researcher in a Southern detention facility because she wrote words on a college campus, and the courts had to explain that "criticizing a war" is not a deportable offense. The administration can still appeal, because nothing says "respect for free speech" like the Department of Justice doubling down on punishing a student editorial.
Source: theguardian.com
trump’s ‘weaponization’ unit can’t seem to weaponize correctly

The Justice Department, now available in Trump-brand: same building, fewer laws.
Trump, naturally, is furious that his bespoke revenge committee hasn’t managed to criminalize his enemies on command. According to aides, he’s been calling Bondi weak, while publicly issuing a North Korea–style statement of undying trust, backed up by a chorus of regime flattery from JD Vance, Susie Wiles, Marco Rubio, and Karoline Leavitt. Meanwhile, judges keep tossing the group’s marquee efforts—like cases against Letitia James and James Comey—because the administration couldn’t even be bothered to appoint a U.S. attorney legally. They’re trying to run a purge state with the competence of a failed HOA board.
Trump is also posting open demands that Bondi go after a list of political foes, while going on TV to remind everyone he’s the "chief law enforcement officer" who could get directly involved in prosecutions, but heroically isn’t. Career DOJ staff, watching this circus, note that the only real "weaponization" happening is the administration turning the department into a press-release factory for half-baked, election-related vendettas. The working group now meets daily, scrambling to assemble a report that can retroactively justify this mess. Call it what it is: a loyalty project dressed up as law enforcement, frantically trying to manufacture proof that the boss’s grievances are federal crimes.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump doj discovers new legal doctrine: contempt of congress is fine actually

Steve Bannon, briefly interrupted from podcasting about fascism to be informed that the law no longer applies to him.
Steve Bannon, the human cigar ash that gained sentience, just got a love letter from Donald Trump’s Department of Justice. Despite Bannon’s 2022 conviction on two counts of contempt of Congress for blowing off the January 6 committee, the Trump-run DOJ has now decided that tossing his criminal case is somehow "in the interests of justice". Apparently "justice" now means: if you help incite an insurrection and stonewall investigators, you get retroactive VIP treatment.
The motion to dismiss was signed by none other than US attorney Jeanine Pirro, because this timeline is written by drunk fan fiction authors. Pirro is asking a Trump-appointed judge, Carl Nichols, to dismiss the case with prejudice, which would permanently shield Bannon from being re-prosecuted for telling Congress to go pound sand after going on air and promising that "all hell is going to break loose" on January 6. In a functioning democracy, that gets you more scrutiny; in Trump’s America, it gets you a get-out-of-contempt-free card.
This is all part of the administration’s ongoing project to launder January 6 into a kind of patriotic cosplay. Trump has already pardoned over 1,000 rioters, and now his DOJ is busy erasing what little accountability was left for the people who helped plan, cheerlead, and then obstruct the investigation. The message is crystal clear: if you’re loyal to Trump, the law is optional; if you’re loyal to the Constitution, you’re the sucker.
Source: theguardian.com
ghislaine maxwell pitches trump the world's grossest plea deal

America’s worst LinkedIn profile photo: two people who knew everybody and remember nothing.
Ghislaine Maxwell beamed into the House Oversight Committee, said absolutely nothing, and then had her lawyer announce she’s ready to “speak fully and honestly” — just as soon as Donald Trump hands her a get-out-of-prison-(more)-free card. The message couldn’t be clearer: presidential clemency is now being treated like a premium subscription tier for access to the truth about Jeffrey Epstein.
Her attorney helpfully pre-cleared both Trump and Bill Clinton as innocent of any wrongdoing, promising that only Maxwell can explain why, once she’s been liberated by the very guy who “hasn’t thought about” pardoning her, except for when he publicly refuses to rule it out. Meanwhile, she keeps her mouth shut under the Fifth, sits in a cushier Texas prison camp, and dangles potential testimony over Congress like a paywalled confession.
Republicans like James Comer are suddenly against clemency, Democrats like Ro Khanna are flirting with retaliatory harsher confinement, and Maxwell’s lawyer is accusing Congress of authoritarianism for wanting consequences. So the authoritarian card is now being played by the legal team of a convicted sex trafficker trying to bargain for a Trump pardon. American justice has entered the DLC phase, and the price of the expansion pack is presidential corruption.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump furious that america briefly includes puerto rico

Bad Bunny, apparently committing the unforgivable crime of singing in Spanish at an American event held in an American territory that America keeps forgetting it owns.
Trump, who couldn’t be bothered to attend the game but never misses a chance to rage-post, declared the performance "absolutely terrible, one of the worst, EVER!" on Truth Social and called it "an affront to the Greatness of America" because, as he helpfully noted, "nobody understands a word this guy is saying." Translation: if it’s not in English and it reminds people that Puerto Ricans are U.S. citizens his administration left hanging after Hurricane Maria, it’s basically treason.
While Bad Bunny climbed an electricity pylon to symbolically honor those who died when Puerto Rico’s infrastructure collapsed after the storm — the same disaster where Trump was criticized for treating relief like a low-priority PR chore — MAGA world hosted an "All-American Halftime Show" headlined by Kid Rock and organized by Turning Point USA. Nothing says "serious country" like a parallel halftime reality where the culture war never ends and the power never goes out in the places you actually care about.
Bad Bunny didn’t even explicitly attack Trump; he just centered Puerto Rico, memory, and shared humanity. That alone was enough to trigger the guy who once tossed paper towels at hurricane survivors and now insists a Spanish-language performance is an insult to America. The show said, we are America. Trump’s response said, clearly, that’s still the problem.
Source: bbc.com