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healthcare

trump discovers a bold new frontier in cruelty: poor trans kids on medicaid

A crowd of trans kids and allies outside the Supreme Court, still under the quaint illusion that the federal government might someday care more about their lives than about pandering to bigots.

A crowd of trans kids and allies outside the Supreme Court, still under the quaint illusion that the federal government might someday care more about their lives than about pandering to bigots.

The Trump administration has finally answered the age-old question, "How can federal health policy be even more vindictive?" By issuing a new rule that bans any federal Medicaid or CHIP dollars from covering gender-affirming care for trans youth, they’ve managed to turn the country’s safety net into a weapon. The affected group is tiny — an estimated 130,000 trans minors in states where care is still legal — so of course the White House focused its full attention on them, because nothing screams "strong leadership" like beating up the smallest, poorest, most politically powerless kids you can find.

One California mom, a lifelong Republican now on Medicaid after her husband’s company collapsed, gets to learn firsthand what "family values" actually means in Trumpworld: you can have your child’s medically recommended care or you can be poor, but not both. She’s so afraid of federal retaliation she won’t even use her full name, because this administration has made it perfectly clear that parents of trans kids are not just undeserving of help — they’re potential targets. Health law experts call the move "unprecedented" and "untested"; the administration calls it Tuesday. States can theoretically backfill the lost funds, but with red legislatures already racing to outlaw the care entirely, the plan is obvious: strangle access from Washington while the states finish the job.

So here we are: a federal government that has never before singled out a specific diagnosis and patient population to defund is doing exactly that, for no reason other than ideology and spite. Medicaid — a program literally designed so low-income kids don’t die for being poor — is now being rewritten so some of them can die for being trans, too. "Pro-life," of course.

Source: npr.org

#healthcare#trumps-america
imperialism

little marco discovers his inner colonial viceroy

Marco Rubio studies Donald Trump at a mining roundtable, perhaps wondering how much further he has to crawl to finally be promoted from "little Marco" to assistant regional viceroy.

Marco Rubio studies Donald Trump at a mining roundtable, perhaps wondering how much further he has to crawl to finally be promoted from "little Marco" to assistant regional viceroy.

From Foggy Bottom, the world is on fire and Marco Rubio’s big idea is to show up with a can of gasoline and a British Empire fan club membership. As Trump’s Secretary of State and national security adviser, Rubio has somehow decided his unique power to promote peace is best used to cheer on an unresolved Iran war, watch Russia escalate attacks on NATO allies, and preside over a Ukraine conflict that Candidate Trump promised to end "in 24 hours" but is now well into year five. Diplomacy, it turns out, is for people who don’t have Jared Kushner and random Trump business buddies on speed dial. Rather than act like a diplomat, Rubio’s auditioning for the role of pith-helmeted colonial viceroy. He’s explicitly lamenting the decline of "the great western empires" and whining about "godless communist revolutions and anti-colonial uprisings" like it’s 1898 and he just lost his favorite sugar plantation. In Munich, he basically told Europe to stop feeling bad about colonialism and start feeling proud enough to help him defend "civilisation"—a word that, in this administration, mostly means fossil fuel profits and arms deals. Meanwhile, Trump has attacked eight countries in a year, and Rubio’s beloved Cuba is being publicly floated as a potential next target. Nothing says "peace" like lining up your parents’ homeland for a possible bombing run. On the home front of global governance, Rubio is busy taking a wrecking ball to whatever is left of the rules-based order. The one-time foreign aid champion has gutted USAID, turning America’s primary humanitarian arm into a budgetary corpse, and is now trying to dismantle the International Criminal Court—you know, the place that might one day ask awkward questions about war crimes committed by, say, leaders who bomb eight countries in a year. He used to rage against Obama’s Iran nuclear deal; now he backs a Trump-branded version that offers even more concessions, because the only consistent principle in Rubio-world is "Is Donald happy?". What little remains of traditional diplomacy has been outsourced to Jared Kushner and Trump crony Steve Witkoff, while JD Vance is left holding the Iran bag and the political shrapnel that comes with it. Rubio, ever the survivalist chameleon, keeps his distance from actual negotiations like they’re student loan payments, hoping to glide into 2028 as the "serious" statesman who somehow just happened to be national security adviser during a spree of botched wars, imperial nostalgia tours, and systematic attempts to kneecap international law. America’s top diplomat has power to push for peace—and is using it to cosplay empire while the world burns.

Source: theguardian.com

#imperialism#killing-democracy
imperialism

when your ‘maximum pressure’ policy ends with iran telling you to log off

Pictured: yet another foreign government explaining U.S. ‘strategy’ like a disappointed teacher going over a failed group project.

Pictured: yet another foreign government explaining U.S. ‘strategy’ like a disappointed teacher going over a failed group project.

Iranian officials are now going on TV to politely suggest that the United States accept the reality of defeat, which is diplomatic code for, “you clowns lost, stop embarrassing yourselves.” This is what’s left after years of Trump shredding the Iran nuclear deal, tweeting threats like a bored Bond villain, and turning U.S. Middle East policy into a Fox News segment with missiles. Washington spent the Trump years doing “maximum pressure” photo-ops while Iran quietly built regional clout, deepened ties with Russia and China, and waited for America’s foreign policy brain to finish melting. Now Tehran gets to lecture the U.S. about failure on international television, and the rest of the world nods along like, “Yeah, that tracks.” The superpower that used to negotiate complex multilateral agreements is now the guy who rage-quit the group chat and is stunned no one begged him to come back. The real achievement here isn’t just that Iran feels confident enough to taunt the U.S. on camera; it’s that after years of Trump’s performative toughness, there’s not much the U.S. can do about it beyond more sanctions press releases and some very stern podium noises. American credibility took a long walk off a short pier, and the countries we were supposedly outsmarting are now writing the post-game commentary.
#imperialism#killing-democracy
forever grifting

trump brings the receipts, forgets to read them

Trump proudly displays a Washington Post article that proves Joe Biden’s policies worked, which in this White House apparently counts as a self-own performance art piece.

Trump proudly displays a Washington Post article that proves Joe Biden’s policies worked, which in this White House apparently counts as a self-own performance art piece.

The Trump White House spent the day blasting out a photo of Donald Trump proudly waving a Washington Post article about prescription drug prices hitting their biggest drop in 60+ years, declaring it proof of his economic genius. Tiny footnote: the article itself explicitly credits Joe Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act and its Medicare drug price negotiations, and quotes multiple experts saying Trump’s policies probably had nothing to do with it. Minor detail, easily solved by simply not linking to the story and hoping no one can read past a headline.

During a carefully staged tarmac photo-op, Trump strutted up to reporters, brandished a printout showing the headline and first few lines, and demanded they capture the moment like he’d just split the atom. "I told you that was going to happen," he bragged, omitting the part where it happened because Biden signed a law forcing Big Pharma to negotiate with Medicare. The same article notes that the Bureau of Labor Statistics data he’s celebrating comes from an agency whose former chief Trump fired last year for producing job numbers he didn’t like, which really ties the whole "facts are whatever I say they are" aesthetic together.

Over on X, White House communications director Steven Cheung posted a screenshot of the Post headline with the caption, "All thanks to President Trump!" and, crucially, no link to the actual piece that contradicts him. The official White House accounts joined in with "POV: you bring the receipts," which is a bold slogan for a team that apparently considers reading comprehension an optional elite hobby. It’s not policymaking so much as government-by-screenshot: strip out the context, slap Trump’s name on Biden’s reforms, and hope the propaganda beats the truth to everyone’s feed.

Source: theguardian.com

#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
forever grifting

trump’s america: now with extra salmonella

A carton of American eggs, now available in cage-free, brown, and "may cause serious adverse health consequences or death" varieties.

A carton of American eggs, now available in cage-free, brown, and "may cause serious adverse health consequences or death" varieties.

Nearly 1.6 million dozen eggs are getting yanked off shelves across the south and south-west because they might come with a surprise side of salmonella, which the FDA has now upgraded to its highest-risk, "reasonable probability this could seriously hurt or kill you" category. Almost 100 people in 17 states are sick, over two dozen are in the hospital, and the contamination window stretches back to November 2025, so this wasn’t so much a problem as a long-running subscription service. Midwest Poultry Services did eventually flag the issue with what the FDA calls “proactive environmental monitoring,” which is a polite government phrase for "we finally checked." The company stopped distributing eggs from its Texas farms in July, but the recalled eggs have best-by dates through 17 August, meaning millions of potentially contaminated eggs have already gone through Kroger, Brookshire’s, and assorted smaller stores and into people’s kitchens. Consumers are being told not to eat them and to go get a refund, because nothing says food safety like hoping people kept their receipts for biohazard omelets. This is all happening while the Trump administration is juggling one of the largest foodborne illness outbreaks in US history: more than 13,000 cyclosporiasis cases linked to lettuce, plus another salmonella mess tied to jalapeños and Taylor Farms products in 26 states. The FDA just announced a tweak to the rules on how manufacturers tell the government what they’re putting in food, which closes one loophole but falls dramatically short of the administration’s big talk about overhauling regulations. So the pattern continues: deregulate, under-enforce, toss out some half-measure when the headlines get embarrassing, and hope voters are too busy running to the bathroom to notice.

Source: theguardian.com

#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
forever grifting

trump’s big beautiful bill for guys who already own a boat

Donald Trump explains that helping millionaires is basically trickle-down charity, while an army of "small business" car dealers and dentists quietly backs dump trucks up to the Treasury.

Donald Trump explains that helping millionaires is basically trickle-down charity, while an army of "small business" car dealers and dentists quietly backs dump trucks up to the Treasury.

Trump’s "One Big Beautiful Bill Act" is basically a GoFundMe for people whose biggest problem in life is whether to buy a third vacation home or a second plane. The bill pairs more than $5tn in tax cuts with over $1tn in cuts to food stamps and Medicaid, while House speaker Mike Johnson swears it’s not a giveaway to millionaires, just a little treat for "small business owners"—the kind who live in $3.7m townhouses owned by millionaire donors.

Republicans have decided that "pass-through" businesses—legal entities that magically dodge corporate tax rates so their owners can pay lower individual rates—are the true oppressed class of American life. The 20% pass-through deduction they made permanent will cost $820bn over 10 years, almost matching the Medicaid cuts, and a majority of that income flows straight to the top 1%. Senator Ron Johnson, who once held up Trump’s 2017 tax bill until pass-throughs got sweeter treatment, just happened to make tens of millions from his own pass-through plastics company. Pure coincidence, obviously.

Economists estimate there are thousands of these "everywhere millionaires" for every billionaire, quietly hoovering up tax breaks while posing as your friendly local dentist, car dealer, or real estate guy. Their combined wealth dwarfs the Forbes 400, and they’ve wired the system to keep it that way: frozen doctor residencies to keep physician incomes sky-high, franchise laws that protect car dealers from competition, and a steady stream of PAC money from Realtors, beer wholesalers, and auto dealers to the very lawmakers writing their tax gifts. Cut health care for the poor, lock in permanent discounts for the already rich, and call it helping Main Street—Trumpism in one big, beautiful scam.

Source: theguardian.com

#forever-grifting#money
forever grifting

oil salesman-in-chief explains your gas bill

Trump, seen here explaining that gas prices are very high, very unfair, and absolutely not related to the oil industry he’s been spoon-feeding for years.

Trump, seen here explaining that gas prices are very high, very unfair, and absolutely not related to the oil industry he’s been spoon-feeding for years.

Trump took a brief break from trying to annex international waterways to address the crisis that truly keeps him up at night: the price of gas and how to blame it on anyone but the people actually in charge of energy policy. In a sub–one-minute burst of economic "insight," he reportedly gestured at higher gas prices like they were a natural disaster unrelated to years of gutting environmental rules, cozying up to oil states, and treating energy markets like a Fox News prop table. The White House message is the usual: deregulate everything, shovel benefits at fossil fuel companies, and then act shocked when the bill comes due at the pump for everyone else. While Americans watch the numbers spin higher on the gas station display, Trump’s political allies and donors in the oil patch keep cashing in. It’s a neat trick: privatize the profits, socialize the outrage, and let the president play confused TV pundit about a mess his own administration helped create.

Source: nbcnews.com

#forever-grifting#money
forever grifting

stable genius discovers subpoenas work both ways

Trump stares into the distance, contemplating the grave injustice of being asked to provide evidence in a lawsuit he filed himself.

Trump stares into the distance, contemplating the grave injustice of being asked to provide evidence in a lawsuit he filed himself.

Trump’s latest legal masterstroke: suing the BBC for allegedly "doctoring" his January 6 speech, then panicking when the BBC says, "Great, let’s hear from the kids." BBC lawyers now want subpoenas for Donald Trump Jr, Ivanka Trump, and Jared Kushner, arguing they have personal knowledge of what Daddy meant when he stood outside the Capitol and did his usual "I’m just asking questions" routine about democracy. The family of transparency is, naturally, impossible to find. Process servers get blocked by police checkpoints, brushed off by the Secret Service, and told at Trump Tower that the person who handles legal documents is either "at lunch" or that the entire "legal department" has apparently ascended into the cloud. For people who never stop screaming about law and order, they’re suddenly very committed to the "have you tried not being home" legal defense. BBC has already admitted to an editing screw-up and apologized, but is calmly pointing out that the show probably wasn’t even available in the U.S., while Trump’s lawyers quietly concede they have no actual evidence it aired on BritBox, BBC.com, BBC Select, or U.S. broadcasters. Yet Trump insists the documentary devastated his business interests, and when the BBC asks for financial records to prove that, his team shrieks that disclosure would cause him "irreparable harm". Curious how the damage is always loud and public, but the proof is always fragile and secret. A trial is penciled in for February 2027, assuming Trump doesn’t run out of delay tactics or lawyers first. Until then, the man who spent years demanding everyone else’s emails, servers, and tax returns is suddenly allergic to subpoenas and financial records. Accountability for thee, NDAs and stall tactics for me.

Source: bbc.co.uk

#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
trade war

canada slaps trump with the tourism tariff

Happy Canadian couple enjoying a Trump-free ocean, bravely boycotting the land of tariffs, raids, and 30%-off Broadway desperation.

Happy Canadian couple enjoying a Trump-free ocean, bravely boycotting the land of tariffs, raids, and 30%-off Broadway desperation.

Trump won re-election and promptly did what every stable, normal president does: slapped tariffs on his closest ally and started riffing about annexing their country like it was a condo development in Toronto. Shockingly, Canadians did not respond with maple-scented gratitude. Instead, families who used to drop thousands on trips to Texas and New York are now boycotting the US and spending their money anywhere that isn’t actively threatening to absorb them like a hostile corporate takeover. The result? Canada’s tourism industry gets a boost, Americans lose about C$3.3 billion in Canadian travel cash in a single year, and places like New York City are out here offering 30% off Broadway and hotel rooms like a clearance sale on dignity. While Trump runs anti-immigration raids and muses about annexation, Canadians are hiking the Cabot Trail, eating fresh halibut, and realizing you don’t actually have to cross the border to experience functioning civilization. So now you’ve got American cities begging Canadians to come back, and Canadians saying there’s been a “fundamental break” in the relationship. Trump promised to run the country like a business, and he did: he managed to alienate the loyal customer next door who used to show up every weekend with a suitcase full of money.
#trade-war#trumps-america#killing-democracy
killing democracy

trump administration discovers new constitutional amendment: ‘none of your business’

President Trump, surrounded by invisible ‘outside advisers’ only he and the DOJ can see, signs another memo explaining why you don’t actually need to know what your government is doing.

President Trump, surrounded by invisible ‘outside advisers’ only he and the DOJ can see, signs another memo explaining why you don’t actually need to know what your government is doing.

The Trump administration has decided that if executive privilege is good, infinite executive privilege must be even better. The Justice Department’s Office of Legal Counsel coughed up a memo saying Trump can now cloak not just his aides, but also outside private advisers in presidential secrecy, as long as they’re whispering sweet policy suggestions into the White House’s ear. Senator Adam Schiff calls it what it is: a preemptive shield to hide Trump’s "corrupt activities" from congressional subpoenas when Democrats likely take back a chamber.

Meanwhile, Democrats are trying to remember that Congress is technically a coequal branch and not just the comment section to Trump’s X account. They’re gearing up to dig into the unfinished Epstein files, which DOJ seems to be slow-walking so hard a federal judge is openly annoyed, and they’re eyeing Trump’s personal investments in companies with major business before his own government—because why merely serve as president when you can also day-trade off your own regulatory power?

Oversight capacity, of course, has been hollowed out. Inspectors general have been fired, key watchdog jobs sit empty, and Trump just nominated Dennis Kirk—an architect of the authoritarian Project 2025 wish list—to be inspector general at Interior, the office that’s supposed to investigate waste and abuse. So the new model is: sabotage the referees, declare all your friends "privileged," and then insist the real problem is partisan oversight. Democrats talk about rebuilding Congress’s watchdog muscles; Trump is already busy defunding the gym and padlocking the doors.

Source: npr.org

#killing-democracy#corruption#fascism
imperialism

trump discovers map, decides to annex shipping lane

Trump explains to ‘Meet the Press’ that if you squint at the map just right, the Strait of Hormuz clearly spells ‘USA.’

Trump explains to ‘Meet the Press’ that if you squint at the map just right, the Strait of Hormuz clearly spells ‘USA.’

Donald Trump went on national television and announced that he will soon declare the Strait of Hormuz — you know, the tiny chokepoint through which a big chunk of the world’s oil moves — to be U.S. territory. Not a treaty, not an alliance, not a UN resolution. Just vibes, a Sharpie, and a fantasy that international law is something you can overwrite like a bad golf scorecard.

Because why stop at dismantling American democracy when you can also light the global order on fire? The president of the United States is now openly talking about annexing a strategic waterway between Iran and Oman as if he’s calling dibs on the last lounge chair at Mar-a-Lago. No Congress, no allies, no legal basis — just the world’s least qualified admiral deciding that centuries of maritime law are for losers who didn’t inherit real estate. If you were wondering how to turn an already volatile region into a live-action risk board, wonder no more.

This isn’t foreign policy, it’s colonial cosplay with nuclear weapons in the background. Declaring an international strait to be American property is the kind of thing that, historically, leads to shooting wars, sanctions spirals, and very nervous oil markets. But sure, let’s hand the guy who thought you could nuke hurricanes the keys to one of the most sensitive shipping lanes on Earth and see what happens. What could possibly go wrong?
#imperialism#national-security#killing-democracy
anti immigration

trump sends bulldozers to fight the terrifying big bend hikers

Bulldozer bravely defends America from dangerous river rafters and endangered wildlife.

Bulldozer bravely defends America from dangerous river rafters and endangered wildlife.

The Trump administration has apparently decided that the real threat to America is families in Tevas, so bulldozers are now chewing through Big Bend national park’s iconic Santa Elena Canyon to make room for the multibillion-dollar "smart wall" expansion. Activists filmed heavy machinery carving a fresh road into one of the most beloved stretches of the park — footage that Customs and Border Protection first pretended didn’t exist, because who among us hasn’t accidentally forgotten about a giant bulldozer tearing up a national treasure.

Local businesses, river guides, and politicians from both parties are asking the obvious question: why are we wrecking an 800,000-acre desert wilderness and its tourism economy for a part of the border that barely sees any unlawful crossings? Former park superintendent Bob Krumenaker notes that Big Bend saw roughly 100–125 arrests a year, and those numbers have dropped further since Trump’s 2025 crackdown. So naturally, the White House solution is to pour billions into militarizing one of the quietest stretches of the border while pretending it’s an emergency — because nothing says "America First" like grinding your own national parks into gravel for a campaign prop.

Source: theguardian.com

#anti-immigration#killing-democracy
killing democracy

commander-in-cheap: trump shrugs at suicidal sailors and empty pantries

The USS Abraham Lincoln, seen here in the Arabian Sea, bravely fighting Iran, supply chains, and the concept of troop welfare all at once.

The USS Abraham Lincoln, seen here in the Arabian Sea, bravely fighting Iran, supply chains, and the concept of troop welfare all at once.

Asked whether he’s worried about the mental health of sailors stuck on the USS Abraham Lincoln for 244 straight days with dwindling food and multiple overboard attempts, Donald Trump responded: “No. No. No — not nearly long enough.” Bold strategy for a commander in chief: openly rooting for longer deployments in a war he helped escalate, while families describe the ship as an “American Horror Story” episode where everyone’s dead but hasn’t gotten the memo.

Military families say their kids are stuck in a floating anxiety experiment with limited supplies, worsening moods, and sailors literally trying to jump off the ship. The Navy’s answer is that actually everything is fine, there’s “healthy meal options” and working AC, and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth insists the grim reports are being “completely misrepresented” — always reassuring when the guy who treats war like a Fox & Friends segment swears everyone is totally thriving.

The Lincoln’s last port visit was in December, it’s been at sea for 244 days, and it’s still going to be weeks before the USS George Washington can relieve it. Over 50,000 troops are stuck supporting the Trump-and-friends war with Iran while Democratic lawmakers beg for basic oversight and ask whether the Navy can sustain this operational tempo. The White House response? Gaslighting, chest-thumping, and the usual message to the troops: thank you for your service, now shut up and stay on the boat.
#killing-democracy#imperialism#national-security
killing democracy

the art of the no-deal

Donald Trump announces yet another imaginary breakthrough on Iran, moments before reality, the Pentagon, and the oil markets all refuse to play along.

Donald Trump announces yet another imaginary breakthrough on Iran, moments before reality, the Pentagon, and the oil markets all refuse to play along.

Donald Trump, self-proclaimed galaxy-brain dealmaker, has managed to turn his second term into a live-action demonstration of why you don’t let a reality TV landlord run an empire. He was re-elected on the promise that "I alone can fix it", then promptly got bored by economic policy and wandered off to start a disastrous war with Iran instead. The result: inflation higher than when he beat Biden, petrol prices spiking, and his approval rating face-planting to 34%. Truly, the businessman president is once again proving that bankruptcy is not just a financial strategy, it’s a governing philosophy.

The Iran adventure is going about as well as his casinos. No regime change, no checked nuclear threat, Iran’s missiles still flying, and Tehran now holding the world economy by the throat via the Strait of Hormuz. Trump ignored his own generals’ warnings about dwindling munitions because his gut told him it would be "fast and easy" – the same gut that thought COVID would disappear and that Mexico was going to pay for a wall. He keeps announcing phantom peace deals and fake breakthroughs that evaporate within days, because the only part of foreign policy he’s interested in is the headline and the camera angle.

Across the Atlantic, Nigel Farage is running the same nationalist-populist software, just on a smaller, stickier keyboard. He quit his Clacton seat in a tantrum over a standards probe, then immediately re-ran for it as a performative grievance circus – and even then refused to show up to his own victory announcement, allegedly over a "credible threat" that the police say doesn’t exist. This is the same Farage who claims he needed an undeclared £5m gift from crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne for "security", yet somehow still couldn’t manage to feel safe standing next to a man dressed as a bin. Now that he’s back in parliament, the investigation into his murky finances has resumed, including gifts linked to convicted fraudster George Cottrell. Another byelection is on the horizon, this time with real parties running – not just aristocrats in trash costumes.

Strip away the flags, the shouting about elites, and the cosplay patriotism, and the common thread is obvious: these guys are unbeatable at performance politics and utterly useless at governing. Trump can’t win his own war, Farage can barely win a by-election without fleeing the stage, and both are staring down investigations and public backlash. The populist strongman project keeps promising history-shaping victories and keeps delivering… higher fuel prices, endless conflict, and a couple of fragile egos hiding from a standards committee and a bloke in a novelty bin suit. Turns out the real "deep state" problem is that none of these people knows how to do the job they fought so hard to steal.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#fascism
imperialism

trump liberates venezuela’s oil… straight into his friends’ pockets

Trump-era "nation building": first you topple the government, then you build the offshore gasfield and the Ivanka-adjacent resort portfolio that comes with it.

Trump-era "nation building": first you topple the government, then you build the offshore gasfield and the Ivanka-adjacent resort portfolio that comes with it.

Venezuela, freshly "liberated" by the US after Trump ousted Nicolás Maduro, is now open for business, and by "business" we mean a fire sale run for the benefit of Trump-world and their petro-billionaire friends. BP just scored a juicy licence to develop the second phase of the Loran offshore gasfield, and look who’s standing at the buffet: a Qatari firm owned by the Al-Khayyat brothers, who also happen to be Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner’s partners on a controversial multibillion-dollar resort in Albania. Totally normal coincidence. Just democracy… but with a loyalty rewards program.

Not to be left out, the overseas investment arm of the UAE’s national oil company — chaired by Sultan Al Jaber, who previously promised Trump $440bn in US energy investment — is also in on the deal. The administration seizes control of Venezuela’s oil industry, then magically the first big foreign projects go to: BP, Ivanka/Jared’s billionaire buddies, and a Gulf partner who pledged hundreds of billions to Trump’s energy agenda. This isn’t foreign policy, it’s a joint venture.

While Meg O’Neill at BP chirps about “progress” and “unlocking Venezuela’s offshore gas potential,” the real progress is in converting a regime change into a portfolio expansion. US oil majors like ExxonMobil and ConocoPhillips are still "scouting opportunities," but Chevron never left and is happily pumping away as a minority partner to the state company the US now effectively controls. Output is ticking up, exports to US refineries are the highest since 2019, and the message is clear: overthrow a government, stabilize production, and funnel the spoils through companies tethered to the president’s family and foreign patrons. Freedom, but make it vertically integrated.

Source: theguardian.com

#imperialism#forever-grifting#oligarchy
forever grifting

supreme court asked to defend president’s right to have a nice party space

Artist’s rendering of the new White House ‘security facility,’ featuring state-of-the-art medical suites, reinforced walls, and a tasteful space for 600 of the president’s closest donors.

Artist’s rendering of the new White House ‘security facility,’ featuring state-of-the-art medical suites, reinforced walls, and a tasteful space for 600 of the president’s closest donors.

Donald Trump has raced to the Supreme Court with an emergency request — not to protect voting rights or stop a war, but to keep the bulldozers going on his sprawling White House-adjacent ballroom. The administration insists this is all about "protect[ing] the safety of the President" and foreign dignitaries, because apparently nothing says national security like a chandelier budget. A federal judge initially allowed below-ground security and medical construction but drew the line at the ballroom, which somehow did not qualify as "strictly necessary" to keep the republic safe. When he later ordered all construction halted, the administration instantly appealed, and now construction keeps humming along while the Supreme Court decides whether one district judge is allowed to interfere with Trump's dream of turning the executive mansion into Mar-a-Lago East. The National Trust for Historic Preservation is suing on behalf of members who object to the aesthetic crime scene going up next to the White House, and the administration is arguing they might not even have standing to complain. Because under Trump, your right to vote can be "fraudulent," your right to protest can be "dangerous," but your right to build a presidential party bunker? That’s apparently sacred.
#forever-grifting#killing-democracy
killing democracy

the president has left the airplane

Air Force One majestically departs, bravely carrying 0% of the president and 100% of the administration’s commitment to lying about everything, including who’s on the plane.

Air Force One majestically departs, bravely carrying 0% of the president and 100% of the administration’s commitment to lying about everything, including who’s on the plane.

Apparently the new cutting edge in US presidential security is pretending the president is on Air Force One when he’s actually … not. During July’s Nato summit in Turkey, the plane took off, cameras rolled, everyone dutifully believed Trump was onboard – and he was reportedly somewhere else entirely, protected not just by the Secret Service but by a full-blown White House lie. This isn’t clever statecraft; it’s the kind of stunt you’d expect from a banana republic strongman who just discovered green screens. Instead of basic transparency about the president’s movements, we get Cold War cosplay and a comms operation that treats the public like enemy intelligence. As Tara Setmayer spells out, they didn’t just obscure details for security – they ran with an elaborate fiction, because this White House’s first instinct is always deception, not democracy. So yes, Nato is trying to hold together an alliance, Turkey is juggling crises, and the United States is out here LARPing a fake takeoff scene so Trump can sneak around the globe like a low-rent Bond villain. America: still technically a democracy, now with bonus decoy airplane plots.

Source: theguardian.com

#killing-democracy#national-security
killing democracy

turns out ‘go woke, go broke’ mostly describes trump’s brain

Stock traders heroically failing to notice that defying Trump’s anti-DEI tantrum did absolutely nothing to the bottom line.

Stock traders heroically failing to notice that defying Trump’s anti-DEI tantrum did absolutely nothing to the bottom line.

Donald Trump spent January 2025 using executive orders like a blunt instrument, declaring DEI dead in the federal government and warning corporations that if they didn’t drop their diversity policies, the state would happily lean on them. Google, Goldman Sachs, McDonald’s, Walmart and the rest of the courage caucus immediately folded like a cheap lawn chair in a hurricane, loudly announcing the end of their DEI programs to appease the world’s most fragile strongman.

The joke, as usual, is on the authoritarians. New research by UC Berkeley’s Jacob Grumbach shows that the companies that refused to panic — firms like Costco, Apple, and Delta that kept their DEI policies or voted down anti-DEI shareholder tantrums — did just as well financially as the ones who sprinted to obey. In the days right after Trump’s anti-DEI orders, the noncompliers even outperformed the corporate bootlickers on the stock market. So much for "go woke, go broke"; turns out it was more "go scared, stay mediocre".

This all comes after years of right-wing culture-war cosplay: Bud Light boycotts, Target hysteria, Ron DeSantis trying to turn Disney World into a fascist HOA, and the supreme court helpfully opening the litigation floodgates by nuking affirmative action. Corporations read the room, panicked, and quietly gutted a lot of the DEI promises they made after George Floyd’s murder — not because it hurt profits, but because an authoritarian-leaning executive branch and a reactionary court made it legally and politically terrifying not to.

The punchline? Grumbach’s data shows that when big companies simply don’t obey the executive branch’s culture-war demands, they’re fine. No financial apocalypse, no mass shareholder revolt — just business as usual with fewer fascist vibes. So we’ve now empirically confirmed that Trump’s anti-DEI crusade was never about economic reality; it was about using state power to bully civil society into line. The market didn’t punish diversity. It mostly just watched the government try to.

Source: theguardian.com

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crime wave president gives speech on crime wave

Donald Trump lectures police about law and order, surrounded by the only people in America he hasn’t tried to fire, indict, or ignore a court order in front of… yet.

Donald Trump lectures police about law and order, surrounded by the only people in America he hasn’t tried to fire, indict, or ignore a court order in front of… yet.

Trump is heading to the Nassau County Police Academy to brag that he has made America "safe again," armed with cherry-picked FBI stats and a press release written in crayon by the "Back the Blue (Unless They Investigate Me)" caucus. White House spokesperson Lauren Bis helpfully contrasts Trump with those scary "Defund-the-Police Democrats," apparently hoping everyone forgot that it’s Trump’s own administration that keeps getting indicted, investigated, or walking out the door mid-scandal. While he’s lecturing New York about crime and safety, his approval is sinking under the weight of a deeply unpopular war in Iran and a domestic situation where the biggest ongoing crime scene is the federal government. But sure, let’s all gather in Long Island so the guy who tried to overturn an election can pose as the nation’s top crossing guard. Meanwhile, Trump’s allies on the Kennedy Center board are reportedly trying to ram through physical changes to the country’s premier performing arts institution to honor Dear Leader, potentially defying a federal court order. Because when you think "crime and safety," you obviously think of using a cultural landmark as a personal shrine and daring the judiciary to stop you. Law and order is for protesters and poor people; monuments and institutions are for Trump’s ego. All of this is packaged as a midterms strategy: use cops as campaign props, turn a swing county into a backdrop, and hope voters are too distracted by the sirens to notice the constitutional red flags. It’s less "tough on crime" and more crime as a governing philosophy, with a police academy cameo for B-roll.
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judge rules attempted coup was just community theater

Nevada GOP chair Michael McDonald, seen here walking onstage to support Trump, later tried method acting as a presidential elector and is now being reviewed for a Tony instead of a felony.

Nevada GOP chair Michael McDonald, seen here walking onstage to support Trump, later tried method acting as a presidential elector and is now being reviewed for a Tony instead of a felony.

Nevada Judge Mary Kay Holthus has decided that six Republican fake electors who signed and submitted a forged certificate claiming Donald Trump won the state in 2020 weren’t really trying to help steal an election — they were just doing a little political improv. The yearslong case accusing them of forgery and filing a false instrument has been tossed, because when you livestream your attempt to subvert democracy, apparently it becomes performance art instead of a crime.

The defendants, including Nevada GOP chair Michael McDonald, insisted their bogus electoral certificate was mere "political theater" to "preserve their rights" and not an effort to trick Mike Pence into counting fake votes on January 6. Prosecutors argued that yes, the point was exactly to have the fake paperwork mistaken for the real thing, but the judge said there wasn’t enough evidence of intent to deceive — and also dinged the state for failing to disclose exculpatory evidence to the grand jury. Accidentally trying to overturn an election: now with legal precedent.

This brings Nevada in line with Michigan, Georgia, and temporarily Arizona, where fake elector cases have also been dismissed or derailed, turning the multi-state conspiracy to keep Trump in power into a sort of accountability whack-a-mole the justice system keeps losing. Nevada AG Aaron Ford plans to appeal, while defense lawyers accuse him of playing politics, which is bold coming from a crew whose idea of civic engagement was signing counterfeit Electoral College certificates like it was a Mar-a-Lago merch table.

So the message for 2026 is clear: if you want to help a president cling to office after losing, just call it "theater," do it on camera, and hope a judge decides that coups don’t count if the cast remembers to smile for the livestream. Democracy: now an optional genre.

Source: npr.org

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