trump turns voice of america into voice of dear leader

Kari Lake discovers that when you can’t win ratings, you can always try state television.
Documenting the chaos since day one — one awful day at a time.

Kari Lake discovers that when you can’t win ratings, you can always try state television.

Alex Vindman, seen here committing the unforgivable offense of believing presidents shouldn’t extort foreign allies for campaign dirt.

Pete Hegseth, freshly promoted from Fox & Friends to Secretary of War Crimes, carefully reviewing drone footage to see which strike will play best with the LindellTV demographic.
Pete Hegseth, now LARPing as "secretary of war" (a job title Congress did not authorize, minor detail), has turned the Pentagon into a live studio audience for a Call of Duty snuff-stream. The administration is pumping out glossy kill reels from the Iran war and small-boat massacres, not to explain strategy – they don’t have one – but to feed a televised "thirst for vengeance" and sell the idea that war is just pressing buttons from a safe distance while shouting about "fury" on cable.
This isn’t even old-school fascist death cult where you at least pretend to value sacrifice; it’s a nihilist upgrade where the only heroism is how cool the drone footage looks between MyPillow ads. Hegseth is on TV openly promising future war crimes – "no quarter," "punching them while they’re down" – while Trump merchandises repatriated American dead like they’re limited-edition MAGA Funko Pops.
Inside this fantasy Pentagon, real press conferences are out; staged banter with Epoch Times and LindellTV is in. Meanwhile, Hegseth babbles Christian nationalist clichés about praying for the troops "on bended knees and in the name of Jesus" as an unofficial patriotism test, casually body-checking the First Amendment while he’s busy body-slamming the laws of war. The whole thing has the intellectual depth of a YouTube manosphere stunt, except this time the fragile egos come with actual missiles attached.

Benjamin Landa, reportedly searching for Hungary on a globe while his nursing homes and the Trump administration sue each other over $31 million in Medicare money.

Contractors carefully install a marble tribute to genocide so it can "peacefully shine" under taxpayer-funded security, unlike the people it commemorates.

Markwayne Mullin, auditioning to run Homeland Security by convincing the Senate that encouraging political violence is just another leadership style.
The Senate has decided that the perfect person to run the Department of Homeland Security under Donald Trump is Markwayne Mullin – a guy facing allegations that he encouraged political violence. Because when your democracy is already on fire, why not hand the fire marshal job to someone who keeps showing up with a gas can?
The chamber voted 54–37 to cut off debate, because actually discussing whether the homeland security chief should maybe not be pro-political-violence is apparently too much to ask. Rand Paul, to his microscopic credit, opposed advancing the nomination in committee, but he and eight Democrats somehow managed to vanish when it was time to vote on limiting debate. Meanwhile, John Fetterman and Martin Heinrich wandered across the aisle to help Republicans speed things along, proving that enabling authoritarian creep is a proudly bipartisan tradition.
If confirmed, Mullin will replace Kristi Noem, who Trump fired on 5 March, continuing the administration’s long-running reality show "America’s Next Top Authoritarian." We are told that Mullin, a member of the Cherokee Nation, would be only the second Native American cabinet member – a genuinely historic milestone being used as camouflage for putting a political-violence enthusiast in charge of domestic security. Representation is great; weaponizing it to launder extremism is textbook Trump-era governance.

Artist’s impression of the moment aliens decide to turn around after seeing that the United States registered aliens.gov.

Kelly Loeffler bravely protects America from the grave threat of immigrant-owned coffee shops and dry cleaners.

Trump and RFK Jr announcing that autism can be fixed with a B vitamin, while evidence, ethics, and basic neurology are escorted out of the building by security.

Pictured: a man who thinks the Strait of Hormuz is something you threaten on a Sunday show so it’ll trend by Monday.

A federal district judge, bravely attempting to explain ‘you actually have to follow the law’ to an administration that thinks contempt of court is a campaign strategy.

The Trump administration, bravely standing up to the menace of schoolkids learning what the Underground Railroad was.
The Trump administration has apparently decided that the real threat to America isn’t, say, foreign adversaries or climate disasters, but a small Underground Railroad museum in Albany, New York, trying to teach kids that slavery happened. The Underground Railroad Education Center is suing after the National Endowment for the Humanities yanked a $250,000 grant, allegedly because the project had the wrong kind of history and the wrong color of people attached to it.
This all traces back to Trump’s 2025 executive order nuking anything that smelled like diversity, equity, or inclusion, which federal agencies then used as a shredder for about 1,400 grants. The lawsuit says the administration systematically went after programs that increased understanding of Black history and culture, while the current crop of executive branch geniuses pump out statements that lawyers politely describe as "overt and coded racism" in support of white supremacy. Subtlety has left the chat.
It’s not just this museum. A court already had to order the administration to restore a slavery exhibit in Philadelphia after it started sanitizing the President’s House Site like it was prepping a condo listing. They’ve also swapped out free national park days to dump Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth, and launched a political review of Smithsonian exhibits to make sure they line up with Trump’s preferred fairy tale version of America, where racism either never existed or was extremely overblown by woke abolitionists.
Meanwhile, the Albany museum—housed in the former home of abolitionists Stephen and Harriet Myers, who helped thousands escape slavery—is stuck scrambling for funds because the federal government decided that accurately teaching Black history is now a partisan act. The grant was supposed to help build a $12 million interpretive center; instead, it’s become Exhibit A in the administration’s ongoing effort to put Black history back in the attic and padlock the door.

Robert Mueller, who wrote a meticulous 448-page cautionary tale about presidential lawlessness that America treated like optional homework, 1944–2026.

Mark Robinson, explaining that lying about being a pro-slavery Nazi on a porn site is fine as long as it’s for Trump, which is definitely a totally normal sentence in a functioning democracy.

America: where the sign on the church says “Immigrants & Refugees Welcome” and the sign on the federal government says “Just Kidding.”
The Trump administration has finally cracked the code on mass deportations: if there aren’t enough undocumented immigrants to hit your targets, just create more. Legal residents, refugees, TPS holders – everyone’s fair game in what advocates are calling a “great de-legalization campaign”. The government is actively hunting for technicalities, paperwork gaps, and retroactive excuses to strip people of status and shove them into the deportation pipeline. It’s less an immigration system than a booby trap with flags.
Refugees who already survived wars, persecution, and several background checks that Jared Kushner would fail instantly are now being rewarded with an executive order “suspending” the refugee program, stranded flights, gutted resettlement support, and a sweeping review of anyone admitted under Biden. Green card processing for refugees? Paused. Detention for those who haven’t applied after a year? Potentially indefinite, with advocates estimating 100,000 at risk. And for 2026, the US refugee cap has been slashed from Biden’s 100,000 to 7,500 – with Trump openly trying to stack the tiny remaining slots with white South Africans, because the Statue of Liberty apparently now comes with a Pantone chart.
All of this is wrapped in the same law-and-order cosplay we’ve come to expect: ICE and DHS chasing deportation quotas while courts are flooded with challenges to blatantly discriminatory bans and retroactive status reviews. The administration isn’t enforcing immigration law; it’s rewriting the definition of “legal” on the fly so more people can be treated as criminals. Call it what it is: a federal program to convert documented immigrants into deportable bodies, backed by executive orders, travel bans covering 39 countries, and a bureaucracy repurposed as a deportation machine.

Pro-life leaders thoughtfully weighing the sanctity of life against the pressing need to drop another bomb on a school.
The Trump administration has discovered a bold new interpretation of "pro-life": protect every fertilized egg in Georgia, vaporize actual children in Lebanon and Iran. Since Trump and his bestie in Tel Aviv kicked off their Iran adventure on 28 February, more than 1,800 children have been killed or injured across the region, with Lebanon now losing a classroom’s worth of kids a day on top of the 20,000 children already killed in Gaza. Asked about a U.S.-linked bombing of an elementary school in Iran, Trump basically shrugged and said he could "live with that report" – because of course the man who thinks windmills cause cancer is very chill about mass child death as long as it’s happening somewhere with brown people and oil.
Back home in the shining city on a hill, the same movement that treats foreign kids as acceptable blast radius is furiously criminalizing anyone with a uterus. Since Roe fell, at least 412 pregnancy-related prosecutions have been launched, with Georgia now charging 31-year-old Alexia Moore with murder after she allegedly took abortion pills. She’s sitting in jail without bond so the "small government" crowd can feel spiritually fulfilled. Meanwhile, six-week bans based on what doctors politely describe as "sporadic electrical impulses" are sold as "heartbeat" laws, and Republican states are trying to outlaw traveling for out-of-state abortions, because freedom is for guns, not for women.
The result is a neat two-track system: abroad, U.S. policy helps fill graves with children whose names we’ll never learn; at home, it stuffs prisons with women whose medical histories are now criminal evidence. The "culture of life" turns out to be a culture of surveillance, forced birth, and drone strikes. The fetus is sacred, the pregnant person is disposable, and once that baby is born in the wrong country or the wrong zip code, it’s just another acceptable casualty in the administration’s ongoing war on both human rights and basic arithmetic.

Trump explains medical privacy by demonstrating that it only applies to himself.

Keir Starmer waits patiently for Trump to notice Britain exists, armed only with a sad nuclear deterrent on a US leash and a very special PowerPoint about being an ally.

Senators bravely debate whether TSA workers should get paid before or after they underwrite ICE’s right to kick in your door without a name tag.
Senate Republicans have discovered a bold new innovation in governance: if the public gets angry enough about airport lines, maybe they’ll happily subsidize a slightly more polite secret police. The bill to fund the Department of Homeland Security failed again because Democrats declined to rubber-stamp full DHS funding that shovels more money to ICE, the agency currently under fire for its role in the shooting deaths of Alex Pretti and Renee Good in Minneapolis. Chuck Schumer is pushing a clean TSA-only bill so people can get to their flights, while John Thune is out here acting like everyone is equally to blame for tying paychecks for TSA workers to ICE’s right to kick in doors without a warrant.
Behind closed doors, Trump’s border czar Tom Homan is meeting with senators, trying to salvage the administration’s favorite toy: a "rogue agency," as Patty Murray politely called it, that Democrats now want to subject to such radical leftist ideas as wearing name tags, not wearing masks, and getting a warrant before busting into people’s homes. In response, the White House is offering cosmetic tweaks – more body cameras (except when things are sensitive, or inconvenient, or Tuesday) and promising to tone it down a bit at hospitals, schools, and churches. Also, Trump fired Kristi Noem as DHS secretary and dumped Tom Homan directly onto Minneapolis like that’s a reform instead of a threat.
Out on the Senate floor, Republicans insist they’ve made a “very fair, reasonable offer,” which apparently means: pay TSA, fund the rest of DHS, and stop asking why ICE gets to cosplay as an unmarked militia. Democrats want to reopen TSA while they keep negotiating over whether ICE has to follow the Fourth Amendment, which is being treated as some radical bargaining demand instead of the baseline of a functioning democracy. Meanwhile, TSA workers are still on the job without pay, call-outs are climbing, airport lines are stretching, and the message from Washington is clear: your right to fly is now collateral in the ongoing dispute over how unaccountable the domestic security apparatus gets to be.

Stock photo of pills and a laptop, bravely standing in for a functioning health care system while TrumpRx offers coupons and vibes.