The Trump Presidency Timeline

While the world was still processing the kidnapping of Nicolás Maduro and the assassination of Ayatollah Khamenei, Trump apparently looked at a map, noticed Cuba still existed, and declared it an “unusual and extraordinary threat” to the United States. He slapped a national emergency on Havana and threatened tariffs to stop ships from delivering fuel, because nothing screams national security like making sure a Caribbean island can’t keep the lights on. Venezuela and Mexico, helpfully motivated by the whole “US attack on Venezuela” thing, promptly halted oil exports to Cuba, and now ordinary Cubans are enjoying 18-hour daily blackouts courtesy of American foreign policy.

On the ground, it’s textbook humanitarian cruelty dressed up as democracy promotion. Gasoline and diesel sales to the public: gone. Airline routes: cancelled. Inflation: spiking. The peso: tanking. People wake up in the middle of the night to cook, charge phones, and do chores in the few hours when power exists. Bakeries in Guantánamo are running on firewood, chicken prices are detonating, and community kitchens struggle to feed the poorest because Trump already kneecapped remittances and money transfers. Even Cubans who despise their own government don’t buy Washington’s line: everyone the reporter spoke to – teachers, farmers, small business owners, local officials – rejected the US measures outright. The blockade isn’t winning hearts and minds; it’s just unifying people against the country cutting off their power.

Meanwhile, Havana scrambles to privatize some state enterprises and lean into solar just to keep the country from collapsing, while Washington congratulates itself for being ‘tough on communism’ by making grandmothers cook by candlelight. Decades of sanctions already failed to topple the Cuban government, so naturally Trump’s answer is to double down and create a new “special period” that many Cubans say feels even worse. Regime change is once again less about changing regimes and more about proving the United States can still flip the switch on other people’s basic survival – all under the noble banner of freedom and tariffs.

Donald Trump, currently cosplaying as a constitutional scholar from the back of Air Force One, has announced he will simply stop signing bills until Congress passes his latest voter suppression fever dream, the so-called Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) America Act. The bill would radically overhaul voter registration by forcing eligible voters to cough up passports, birth certificates, and photo IDs — to solve the very real and urgent problem of a crime that is already illegal and statistically negligible, but tragically insufficient at keeping Democrats from winning elections.

On Truth Social, Trump declared, "I, as President, will not sign other Bills until this is passed," essentially threatening a one-man legislative strike unless Congress agrees to help him kneecap the electorate before the 2026 midterms. He also cheered on Fox News calls to nuke the Senate filibuster — something he loves when it helps him entrench minority rule, and hates when Democrats suggest using it for, say, health care or voting rights. Senate Majority Leader John Thune is still pretending the filibuster is sacred, while Chuck Schumer has responded with a polite version of "enjoy your shutdown, buddy," promising Democrats won't touch the SAVE Act.

The fun twist: if Congress stays in session, bills become law after 10 days without Trump’s signature anyway, which means the big strong authoritarian move here might amount to the legislative equivalent of holding his breath until he turns orange-er. Meanwhile, no one at the White House will say whether this little extortion gambit applies to funding DHS or the Iran war supplemental — because nothing says responsible governance like threatening to jam the entire federal government until you can make it harder for people to vote you out.

Thom Tillis, who has apparently just now regained consciousness in year eight of the Trump era, went on CNN to announce that Stephen Miller is a "big problem" in the administration and should go. The architect of family separation, Muslim bans, and whatever that Greenland fever dream was is, according to Tillis, obsessed with form over substance and wields "outsized influence" over cabinet operations. So yes, the guy who helped design the cruelty is still running the cruelty, and the revelation is being treated like a bold new insight rather than the political version of noticing the house has been on fire since 2017.

The senator is backing Markwayne Mullin to replace Kristi "American Citizens Are Terrorists" Noem at DHS, insisting Mullin will heroically resist Miller’s mind control, despite the minor detail that Mullin is already parroting the same lies about federal agents killing Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Meanwhile, Hakeem Jeffries is out here stating the obvious: swapping out one hardline loyalist for another doesn’t fix a Department that uses taxpayer money to "brutalize or in some cases kill American citizens." But sure, let’s call it progress when a retiring Republican finally says out loud that Stephen Miller, the man who wanted to buy Greenland and militarize ICE into a domestic terror machine, might not be the best guy to let run immigration policy.

The government is still partially shut down, DHS still isn’t funded, ICE is still behaving like a rogue paramilitary outfit, and the big Republican reform on the table is… firing Stephen Miller, maybe, eventually, now that it’s politically safe. The bar is not on the floor; the bar has tunneled several stories down and applied for ICE funding.

Kari Lake just found out the hard way that you can’t cosplay as a Senate-confirmed official. A federal judge ruled that Lake unlawfully ran the US Agency for Global Media — the outfit that oversees Voice of America, Radio Free Europe, Radio Free Asia, and other pesky "journalism" operations that occasionally tell the truth about authoritarian governments, including ours.

Trump’s team tried to defund the agency, then handed Lake the keys anyway, Senate be damned. From July 31 to November 19 she rampaged through USAGM, cutting contracts and axing over 1,000 staff while operating in a role the court says violated both the Appointments Clause and the Vacancies Act. The judge — Reagan-appointed Royce Lamberth, so spare us the “woke Biden judge” routine — ruled that everything she did in that period has no force or effect. Translation: your mass layoff speedrun doesn’t count if you were never the boss.

Lake responded like any serious public servant confronted with a detailed constitutional ruling: by calling the decision “outrageous,” promising an appeal, and amplifying a post mocking the judge’s weight and blood sugar. Bold strategy to argue legal nuance by fat-shaming a Reagan appointee who just cited a Third Circuit precedent invalidating another Trump crony appointment (Alina Habba in New Jersey). Who needs law when you have insults and X reposts?

Meanwhile, the VOA journalists who sued — including White House bureau chief Patsy Widakuswara — say they feel vindicated and are now trying to rebuild the agency so it can go back to producing journalism instead of audition tapes for state TV. Congress, for its part, responded to Trump and Lake’s attempted demolition by appropriating half a billion dollars more than Lake asked for. The authoritarian takeover of US international broadcasting is not going well, but the commitment to bumbling, unconstitutional sabotage remains truly world-class.

American law enforcement just reenacted every neocon fever dream: an undercover DEA agent pretended to be an Iranian general in charge of Tehran’s nuclear weapons program, and a Japanese "Yakuza boss" – who may actually just be a garden-variety conman – tried to sell him heroin, meth, rocket launchers, and, oh right, weapons-grade plutonium. Because when you picture nuclear proliferation, you obviously think: Myanmar rebels, Golden Triangle drug routes, and a guy who calls uranium and meth "cake and ice cream" like he’s running a cursed Baskin-Robbins.

The US calls this a "resounding success" in nuclear security, which is one way to describe discovering that insurgent groups in Myanmar are apparently mining uranium while porous borders, weak customs, and nonexistent radiation detection let nuclear material wander around the planet like it’s backpacking through Europe. Experts are now stuck asking the fun question: if this random drug-smuggling side-hustler had weapons-grade plutonium samples, where did they actually come from, and how much more is out there? The official answer so far is: ¯\(ツ)/¯, but with more footnotes.

Meanwhile, the DEA’s sting relied on the classic Washington script: pretend Iran is buying nukes, then point to Iran to justify endless war talk about Iran’s nuclear program… while the real problem is unsecured material leaking from everywhere else. So yes, we’re bombing and sanctioning one country over a program it denies, while weapons-grade plutonium is apparently available via insurgent WhatsApp in Myanmar. Strong work, global nuclear order.