The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 3787 entries and counting.
trump launches $5,000 democracy clearance sale

Trump explains that if you re-elect his party, you get five grand, like a democracy-themed infomercial where the fine print is the US constitution catching fire offscreen.
Source: theguardian.com
maga inc asks voters to ignore war, inflation, and reality

James Blair explains that the Iran war will wind down just as soon as the polls do, purely by coincidence and definitely not because the commander-in-chief is using live ammunition as campaign mailers.
Blair helpfully explains that voters are starting to “care less” about the Iran war, which is one way to describe people being exhausted by a conflict the president has literally said will not end until after Election Day. Trump openly treats a shooting war — complete with U.S. strikes on Iranian oil tankers and Iran hitting U.S. warships — as a campaign prop, while Blair calls it a “correct decision in the scope of history” and a political success. Nothing says responsible governance like promising to keep the bombs falling until the absentee ballots are counted.
On the economy, Blair’s strategy is to blame Joe Biden’s ghost for everything, even though inflation was lower when Trump took office for the second time and then rose again after his “Liberation Day” tariffs and Iran adventure kicked in. But don’t worry, MAGA Inc. is now flooding Senate races with cash to convince you that 3.4% inflation and an ongoing war are just the necessary down payment on greatness. Trump is begging supporters to “pretend I’m on the ballot,” which is convenient, because his policies, his war, and his price hikes already are.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump discovers child care, immediately tries to means-test it for 1953

Stock photo of a happy family, presumably just after the White House verified they are properly married, single-earner, and ideologically wholesome enough to deserve child care help.
The Trump administration has finally noticed that child care is expensive and, in a stunning policy innovation, has decided to treat it like everything else: a culture war weapon with a tax deduction stapled to it. The White House is "eyeing" a proposal to give childcare subsidies specifically to married couples with a stay-at-home parent, because nothing says modern economic policy like telling women, single parents, and anyone whose life doesn’t look like a 1950s sitcom that they’re on their own.
Democrats are floating similar-sounding support with one small twist: theirs doesn’t require you to pass a marital purity test and pledge allegiance to the nuclear family cosplay hour. The bipartisan headline is "we agree families need help"; the fine print is "Republicans will only help if your household looks like a CPAC panel brochure." So yes, Washington has finally found common ground on child care — as long as Trump’s crew can use federal dollars to reward their preferred voters and nudge everyone else back into the socially acceptable box.
Source: npr.org
11 days of moocher madness

Anthony Scaramucci explains the administration’s communications strategy, while Sarah Huckabee Sanders silently wonders how this man got a job that lasted shorter than most milk in the fridge.
Source: theguardian.com
trump admin bravely defends miners’ right to die young

A shuttered coal mine in West Virginia, symbolizing the only worker protection this administration reliably supports: unemployment.
Source: theguardian.com
trump beta-tested the presidency on nbc

Gene Folkes, still recovering from the time he mistook a TV game show sociopath for a business mentor, standing in front of buildings that have likely filed more lawsuits against Trump than he has functioning moral principles.
Source: theguardian.com
trumpism conquers fifa, world’s game sold at family discount

Gianni Infantino explains that selling off the World Cup to private equity and a Kushner is actually about the “democratization of football,” presumably in the same way Trump’s family businesses were about the democratization of emoluments.
Infantino hasn’t just been flattering Trump with a fake Fifa peace prize and a miraculous World Cup red‑card reversal for a US player; he’s been taking notes. Just like Trump’s administration yanked clean‑energy grants from states that didn’t vote for Dear Leader, Infantino is dangling cash in front of national football associations: back his private‑equity scheme and get more money, oppose it and enjoy your budget diet. Add in his attempt to pretend term limits don’t apply to him, his war on journalists who “spread hate,” and his unilateral schemes that even FIFA insiders learn about from the press, and you’ve got a sports‑washing masterclass in Trump‑style soft autocracy.
Regional bodies like UEFA, AFC, and Concacaf briefly pretended to have spines — Europe even waved around a boycott threat — but the familiar pattern kicked in: bluster, performative outrage, and then key countries like Mexico, Qatar and several Asian federations quietly lining up behind Infantino. The Confederation of African Football went full MAGA‑rally and “unanimously reconfirmed” support, handing him most of the votes he needs for re‑election. Why? Because FIFA’s long‑running patronage machine shovels out millions with all the transparency of a Super PAC run out of a strip mall.
The punchline: even after Infantino tried to turn the World Cup into Exhibit C in private equity’s museum of dead institutions — right after sports media and hospitals — plenty of federations were ready to sign on. Trump may have turned US governance into a family‑brand smash‑and‑grab, but Infantino is scaling the model: authoritarian vibes, anti‑press paranoia, weaponized money, and a Kushner on the cap table. Congratulations to the world’s most popular sport for finally catching up to Washington’s worst ideas.
Source: theguardian.com
rfk jr. forgets to file the form that might expose his merck cash

RFK Jr., bravely standing up to Big Pharma by cashing checks from them and then running the agency that regulates them. Truly a bold new era in ethics.
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has somehow misplaced his annual ethics disclosure, the one tiny piece of paperwork that might tell the public how much money he’s pocketed from a vaccine lawsuit against Merck — a company he now helps regulate. Totally normal stuff: sue Big Pharma for profit, then take charge of the agency that oversees them, and then blow past the deadline for the form that would show how deep the conflict runs.
Ethics watchdogs are patiently waiting to see how much vaccine-litigation cash RFK Jr. has been raking in while sitting in the big chair at HHS, where he can influence everything from drug approvals to enforcement. The rest of us are supposed to believe this is all fine because, presumably, nothing says "public servant" like personally profiting from the industry you’re regulating and then turning your ethics disclosure into a mystery box.
Source: npr.org
trump accidentally stumbles into irish unity while looking for a golf tournament

Donald Trump in Dublin, confidently opining on a century of Irish constitutional history between handshakes, motorcades, and a tee time.
Source: bbc.co.uk
trump threatens canada, wichita holds its breath

Wichita’s skyline, quietly contemplating how many jobs one man’s tariff tantrum can vaporize before landing gear gets repossessed.
Instead of coherent industrial policy, we get Trump threatening tariffs like a guy trying to fix a jet engine with a sledgehammer and a Facebook meme. The potential fallout for Wichita’s aerospace sector? Higher costs, disrupted supply chains, and the small detail that trade wars don’t magically stop at the border once the rally crowd goes home. While Wu talks soberly about economic impacts on her city, the White House approach remains: tweet first, ask the Air Capital how many livelihoods you just put at risk never.
So Canada gets threatened, Bombardier gets targeted, and Wichita gets to wonder how many times it can survive being used as a prop in Trump’s ongoing attempt to turn global trade into a reality show reboot of Smoot-Hawley. "America First" keeps looking suspiciously like "Local Economies Last."
Source: npr.org
trump turns the reflecting pool into a $14.7m blue faceplant

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, now featuring Trump’s signature finish: rushed, no-bid, golf-club-approved, and already falling apart.
Source: theguardian.com
air force one, now serving as the doonbeg shuttle

Pictured: the president bravely visiting a struggling international institution — his own golf course.
President Trump is heading to Ireland to do the people’s business — and by “the people,” we of course mean the Trump Organization’s balance sheet. The White House is packaging the trip to his Doonbeg golf club as a charming blend of international diplomacy and live golf spectating, because why separate statecraft from self-enrichment when you can just bill taxpayers for both at once?
So the president will plant himself at his own resort, bask in the free advertising that comes with a presidential motorcade, and call it foreign policy. State visits now double as loyalty points in the Trump hotel rewards program, and U.S. diplomacy has been downgraded to a cross between a tourism brochure and a club membership drive. American soft power, brought to you by the pro shop.
trump declares coal emergency, court diagnoses it as chronic nonsense

Trump-era "emergency" power in action: a 64-year-old coal plant hooked up to the taxpayer-funded ventilator, flatlining anyway.
Judge Cornelia Pillard politely explained that the Federal Power Act’s emergency provision is a "narrow, last-resort backstop", not a magic wand you wave every time an uneconomic coal burner is scheduled to die a natural, heavily-subsidized death. By reversing the plant’s long-planned retirement, DOE didn’t avert catastrophe; it just created a new one for ratepayers, who are now on the hook for about $259 million so far, with families and businesses across the Midwest paying extra so a creaky plant can keep breaking down and polluting.
And because this administration never stops at a single bad idea, the Michigan fiasco is just one of several "emergency" orders Trump’s DOE has sprayed across the country to keep half a dozen coal plants — plus a gas plant in Pennsylvania — on life support. Environmental groups and states are lining up to challenge the rest of these illegal extensions, while the Energy Department, having just been told it can’t reinvent the law for the benefit of dying fossil assets, is suddenly unavailable for comment. Shocking.
Source: theguardian.com
trump discovers ‘ai safety,’ immediately points it at nukes

Nigel Shadbolt, seen here contemplating the fact that our nuclear launch protocols may soon depend on whether Donald Trump can be trusted to click ‘Are you sure?’ only once.
Source: theguardian.com
from 'enemy combatants' to 'narcoterrorists': america keeps upgrading its excuses for murder

George W Bush, Barack Obama, and Donald Trump passing the same bloodstained "war on terror" playbook down the line like a very bipartisan family heirloom.
Trump, a man constitutionally incapable of seeing a limit he doesn’t want to bulldoze, took this inherited impunity and ran with it. ICE agents use excessive force and even shoot people, while Trump’s DOJ shrugs and looks away. Guantánamo’s logic of "fake war = endless detention" has now graduated to "fake war = summary execution" as Trump declares a grand new "war" on drug traffickers, rebrands boat-bound suspects in the Caribbean as "narcoterrorists," and claims the right to drone them instead of capturing and prosecuting anyone. Why bother with courts when you’ve watched three presidents in a row prove that consequences are for other countries?
The Obama and Biden administrations helped lay the runway by normalizing drone killings in Yemen and Pakistan under the flimsy pretense of "imminent threat" and no feasible arrest, but Trump dispenses with even the legal cosplay. The result is a straight line from Bush’s torture chambers and indefinite detention to Trump’s kill-list approach to immigration and drugs. The US spent 25 years teaching presidents that if you rebrand lawbreaking as "war," you can do almost anything. Trump, predictably, heard that lesson as: great, who do we shoot next?
Source: theguardian.com
trump turns the smithsonian into history channel for authoritarians

The Smithsonian, moments before being rebranded as the National Museum of Approved Feelings About Great Men.
Lonnie G. Bunch III, the first Black and first actual historian to run the Smithsonian, is stepping down just as the Trump administration is trying to convert the place from the nation’s attic into a taxpayer-funded MAGA scrapbook. The Department of the Interior helpfully sent a threatening letter warning that the National Museum of American History is infected with a "radical institutional ideology" — also known as accurate history — because it mentions awkward little details like Benjamin Franklin enslaving people and Europeans showing up as a colonizing force, not a tour group.
The White House has already rolled out an executive order charmingly titled "Restoring Trust in the Smithsonian Institution," which translates to: museums must stop teaching history and start doing vibes. Under the new rules, the Smithsonian’s job is to produce "patriotic admiration" for "great men" and a "shared American identity" built on praising founders while quietly shoving slavery, genocide, disenfranchisement, and white supremacist terror off behind the gift shop. Fascist regimes have literally written this script before — Hitler complained Weimar history education didn’t generate enough "national enthusiasm" and demanded a cult of heroic leaders. The Trump crew apparently read that part and thought it was a how-to manual.
The same administration screaming about "indoctrination" in K–12 is simultaneously demanding that museums serve up state-approved propaganda and helping restore Confederate traitors to places of honor, because nothing says "patriotic education" like celebrating the guys who killed Americans to preserve slavery. Meanwhile, the Supreme Court keeps whittling down voting rights while the administration works overtime to erase the history of disenfranchisement that might make people notice. As Kimberlé Crenshaw and Jason Stanley point out, this isn’t just bad curriculum design; it’s the classic playbook Du Bois described — use feel-good lies about the past to justify rolling democracy backwards and reinstalling white rule.
So when the country’s flagship museum system is told its job is to make the powerful feel heroic and the oppressed invisible, and its historian-in-chief exits under that cloud, that’s not culture-war fluff. That’s the state seizing control of the story to make sure the next time we slide "back towards slavery," the official tours will say it’s freedom. Those who don’t learn history are doomed to repeat it; those who refuse to teach it accurately are clearly planning the rerun.
Source: theguardian.com
trump slaps canada, michigan gets the bill

Michigan lumber guy calmly walking through stacks of Canadian wood, silently calculating how many Trump tariffs it takes to turn his inventory into very expensive firewood.
The border state perspective is not subtle. These voters literally watch trucks roll over the bridges to Canada all day and can connect the wild, cutting-edge economic concept that "tariffs = higher prices." They’re worried about the brand new Gordie Howe Bridge losing business, their grocery bills going up, and their Canadian-made shampoo jumping 50% because the U.S. president decided to start a pissing match with the country that sends them wood, goods, and half their liquor cabinet. But sure, let’s call this "America First" while Michigan swing voters sit around doing the math on whether they can still afford conditioner.
The punchline: this is all hitting right before the midterms, in a state with a crucial Senate race that could decide control of the chamber. So Trump gets his little tariff tantrum and a Fox chyron about "standing up to Canada," while the voters who handed him the White House in 2024 are already bracing for higher prices and lower patience. Economic populism is going great: the populus gets the bill, and the populist gets the applause.
Source: npr.org
jd vance applies to be crown prince of maga-stan

JD Vance, auditioning for the role of Donald Trump’s understudy by yelling at a protester and declaring half the country insane, to thunderous applause from people who swear they’re defending the Constitution.
Source: theguardian.com
ballrooms against terrorism: trump has priorities

Hillary Clinton awkwardly attempting to explain that you cannot, in fact, deter terrorism with a ballroom and a vibes-based intelligence strategy.
Twenty-five years after 9/11, Hillary Clinton is out here warning that terrorism is still a thing, while the Trump administration is busy measuring drapes for a White House ballroom like it’s hosting the Met Gala for Authoritarians. Clinton points out that there are still thousands of extremists who would love to hurt the U.S., but the government’s attention is currently focused on chandeliers, not, say, the intelligence coming out of Afghanistan.
The former secretary of state notes that Trump and his Musk-branded Department of Government Efficiency have solved the problem of intelligence failures by firing the people who do the intelligence. Thousands of jobs slashed across the federal government, including at the CIA and State Department, have left the U.S. without “eyes and ears” in key regions, especially in West Africa where extremism is growing. It’s a bold national security doctrine: if you don’t know about the threats, you can’t be blamed for missing them. Mission accomplished.
Clinton says there are still dedicated people at FBI and the intel agencies trying to hold this circus together, but they lack resources and anything resembling mission focus. The White House, asked for comment, punted to DHS, which then ghosted NBC like a contractor waiting on Trump to pay an invoice. Meanwhile, the country commemorates 9/11 by learning that the same government that once downplayed toxic air at Ground Zero is now downplaying the need for basic counterterrorism staffing. We’ve gone from "never forget" to "did we really need all those analysts anyway?" in just 25 short years.
Source: nbcnews.com
ken paxton finds yet another crime he’s too busy to care about

Ken Paxton, seen here bravely protecting Texas from the terrifying threat of holding powerful abusers accountable.
James Talarico, the Democrat running for Senate in Texas, showed up in Dallas with an Epstein survivor and 3.5 million pages of DOJ files to ask a very unfair question: why is Ken Paxton, the state’s top law-enforcement officer, ghosting victims of a serial child predator? Survivors reportedly asked to meet with Paxton about using his office to help pursue justice; Paxton’s response was to demonstrate his famous “law and order” brand by doing absolutely nothing and hoping everyone gets distracted by the Trump convention across town.
The exhibit of Epstein files, which critics say both doxxes some victims and still manages to hide key material, has become a backdrop for Democrats pointing out the obvious: when allegations reach rich, connected men like Donald Trump and their political ecosystem, the justice system suddenly develops a chronic fear of stairs. Survivor Sharlene Rochard politely demanded that investigators follow the evidence all the way to powerful people, Republican or Democrat — which in MAGA country is tantamount to suggesting witchcraft.
While Talarico and others talked about accountability for sexual abuse, Trump was inside promising Americans a totally-not-a-bribe $5,000 “dividend” if Republicans win Congress, adding one more imaginary payout to the growing pile of fantasy checks he’s written on the full faith and credit of his ego. Democrats like Beto O’Rourke and Robert Garcia called it what it is — a desperate gimmick from a “known liar” whose previous tariff, Doge, and even Air Force One “dividends” all vanished on contact with reality. Meanwhile, Ken Paxton continues to demonstrate that in Trump’s America, justice isn’t blind — it just looks away when the predator has the right friends.
Source: theguardian.com