trump discovers prices exist, declares it a campaign platform

Trump, moments after learning that groceries cost money, announces a bold new strategy: complain about ‘pricing’ on television.
In other words, instead of admitting that corporate price-gouging, deregulation, and tax cuts for the rich might have something to do with people not being able to afford rent, groceries, or health care, the plan is to yell about "pricing" on TV and hope voters forget who’s been in charge while their bills exploded. Policy remains MIA, but the buzzwords are having a fantastic quarter.
So the White House response to families getting crushed is: don’t worry about your empty bank account, we’re workshopping the slogan. It’s the perfect encapsulation of Trump-era governance — all branding, no fixing — but sure, tell us more about how just saying "pricing" a lot is going to magically make eggs cost less.
















