The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 2734 entries and counting.
taiwan prays for a rare trump miracle: shut up and do nothing

Taipei residents watch statecraft by slot machine: pull the lever and hope Trump doesn’t blurt out your extinction in a joint press conference.
Source: theguardian.com
trump’s fcc discovers it actually loves government speech control

Brendan Carr’s FCC, courageously standing up to the grave national threat of late-night jokes.
Once upon a time, Republicans swore the government had no business messing with what broadcasters put on the air. Ronald Reagan’s FCC chair Mark Fowler said there was “no room” for the agency to play national hall monitor for TV content. Fast-forward to 2026 and Brendan Carr, Trump’s FCC chair, proudly announces, “This isn’t Ronald Reagan’s F.C.C. — and that’s a good thing,” which is a fun way of saying: we’ve moved from deregulation to state-approved comedy.
Trump’s FCC has now warned late-night hosts that if they keep mocking the president and then dare to book political candidates, they’d better cough up “equal time” for the opponents or face retaliation. They’re even investigating The View on the same theory, so apparently the full might of the federal government is now deployed against Joy Behar. The legal hook is a dusty “equal opportunities” statute that was supposed to prevent broadcasters from rigging access to candidates, not to force Jimmy Kimmel to hand out participation trophies to whichever Republican just got roasted in his monologue.
Conservatives spent decades insisting the Fairness Doctrine was Soviet tyranny; Trumpworld has essentially rebuilt a pettier, dumber version of it, targeted not at fairness but at hurt presidential feelings. The old line was “government shouldn’t pick winners and losers in the marketplace of ideas.” The new line is: mock Trump on TV, and the FCC shows up with a ruler and a copy of the U.S. Code. It’s less a communications policy than a federally subsidized safe space for the most powerful man in the country.
Source: nytimes.com
trump doj tries to doxx trans kids, runs into this thing called a judge

The Justice Department, bravely protecting America from the grave national security threat of… teenagers getting puberty blockers prescribed by their doctors.
Trump’s Department of Justice, having apparently run out of actual crime, decided to go full surveillance state on trans kids’ medical records. They sent sweeping subpoenas to Rhode Island’s largest hospital for gender-affirming care, demanding birthdates, Social Security numbers, home addresses, intake forms, guardian authorizations – basically everything short of a GPS tracker for every trans child treated in the last five years. All under the noble banner of investigating ‘misbranding’ and ‘fraud,’ because nothing says careful law enforcement like using Texas prosecutors to hunt down patients in Rhode Island.
US district judge Mary McElroy took one look at this fishing expedition and hit the brakes, noting that while DOJ has “immense prosecutorial authority,” it has “proven unworthy of this trust at every point in this case.” That is a federal judge saying, as politely as possible, that the Trump administration’s law enforcers cannot be trusted not to abuse their power. She also pointed out the obvious: the administration has publicly smeared gender-affirming care for minors as “abuse,” ordered DOJ to wipe it out, and then “celebrated” when hospitals curtailed care under subpoena pressure. Totally normal behavior for a government that swears this is all just about pharma compliance, and not about building a handy list of trans kids and their parents to harass.
Meanwhile, at least seven other courts have already swatted down or narrowed similar subpoenas hurled at more than 20 doctors and hospitals, 11 families have launched a class-action suit to stop DOJ from grabbing their kids’ records, and NYU Langone just revealed it got its own grand jury subpoena from Texas for info on trans youth care. Major medical groups keep saying gender-affirming care is essential, evidence-based treatment; the Trump administration keeps responding by treating it like contraband and deploying federal prosecutors like morality police with subpoena printers. Call it what it is: not healthcare policy, but a federalized harassment campaign against trans kids dressed up as law enforcement.
Source: theguardian.com
seb gorka’s 16-page fanfic declares leftists the new isis

America’s counterterrorism czar, seen here pondering which paragraph should accuse liberals of being al-Qaida with pronouns.
Sebastian Gorka has finally unveiled his long-teased “life’s work” on counterterrorism, and it turns out the magnum opus is… a typo-riddled 16-page Trump valentine that treats intelligence assessments like fake news. The new U.S. counterterrorism strategy declares Latin American drug cartels the top threat, demotes Islamist militants to second place, and then pulls a full where’s Waldo on far-right extremism — the thing the FBI keeps saying is the leading domestic danger. Neo-Nazis and militias don’t even get a shout-out, but a relatively tiny slice of militant leftists is elevated to cosmic supervillain status, on par with al-Qaida.
What used to be a sober, bipartisan national security document is now a campaign brochure with classified letterhead. The strategy gushes over Trump’s greatness, recycles his conspiracy theories about a stolen election and an alleged genocide of Christians, and warns darkly about “alien cultures” threatening Western civilization. It even finds room to mention Biden seven times, just in case anyone forgot who the designated villain is. Actual data? That’s for losers and Democrats.
This is the logical sequel to Trump’s mass pardons for more than 1,500 Jan. 6 defendants, including people who assaulted police, all while Republicans pretended that focusing on far-right violence was an attack on “conservative organizing.” Now the White House has codified that delusion into national strategy, explicitly hunting for “violent leftist antifascists and anarchists” while pretending the guy who Googled Hitler and Nazis before a campus shooting is just a statistical rounding error. The message is clear: if you’re a right-wing extremist, you’re a misunderstood patriot; if you’re on the left, you’re the new ISIS.
Asked about the glaring holes and partisan tilt, the White House did what passes for accountability in Trump’s America: they sent a spokesperson to email a slogan about “crushing terrorist threats” and pointed reporters back to Gorka’s own glowing self-promo. America’s top counterterrorism document now functions less as a security roadmap and more as a loyalty test. Who needs evidence-based threat assessments when you can just criminalize your critics and call it strategy?
Source: propublica.org
south carolina gop discovers there are dumber ways to gerrymander

South Carolina Republicans bravely defend the sacred principle that their gerrymander is already perfect and further democracy reduction would be, regrettably, inefficient.
Massey’s big insight? South Carolina is already gerrymandered to the edge of structural authoritarianism, and trying to go from a 6–1 to a 7–0 GOP delegation might actually backfire. Not because dismantling Black representation is immoral or, say, a Voting Rights Act horror show – no, because it might be bad strategy. He warns that if they get “cute” with the maps, an energized Black electorate could turn that 7–0 fantasy into a 5–2 nightmare, and he really doesn’t want to live in a world where Hakeem Jeffries is speaker.
So Massey wraps his defense of the current gerrymander in folksy concern about "communities of interest" and how "most people in South Carolina think we’re freaking crazy," while carefully blaming a faceless "they" in Washington instead of Trump or GOP leadership. The throughline: yes, the Supreme Court just gutted protections against racist redistricting, yes, Republicans are racing to exploit it, and yes, even some of them think the coup on representative democracy should proceed at a slightly slower, more mathematically efficient pace. Bold new era of conscience: please don’t wreck democracy so sloppily you cost us seats.
Source: theguardian.com
secretary of transportation launches great american self-promo tour

America’s infrastructure plan, apparently: one SUV, nine kids, a GoPro, and a cabinet secretary auditioning for his next show.
Source: nytimes.com
drain the swamp? he built a luxury cesspool

Artist’s rendering of Trump’s Washington: a golden ballroom floating serenely atop an open sewer of donors, pardons, and defense contracts.
The kids, naturally, are in on the war profiteering package. Don Jr and Eric are investors in a drone company pitching Gulf states during a U.S. war with Iran, while Eric’s side hustle as “chief strategy adviser” to a robotics startup is rewarded with a $24m Pentagon contract. Jared Kushner is supposedly brokering Middle East peace while his firm quietly tries to raise $5bn from the Saudis—at the same time Mohammed bin Salman is nudging Trump to hit Iran harder. Even a former Bush ethics lawyer is openly saying the Trump clan may be the first presidential family to get rich off a war; the White House, naturally, denies everything with the enthusiasm of a teenager denying they’ve been vaping in the bathroom.
And then there’s the ballroom. Trump wants a $400m gilded monstrosity at the White House, funded by corporations and billionaires who just coincidentally keep getting policy treats afterward. Nearly $2bn has been vacuumed up for his “pet causes,” with 346 donors dropping at least $250k each—and over half of them or their industries receiving helpful regulatory or policy love. Palantir tosses $10m at the ballroom and angles for a juicy role in Trump’s $1.2tn “Golden Dome” missile defense fantasy. Elon Musk pours in more than $270m for Trump’s 2024 run and is rewarded with control of a slash-and-burn “department of government efficiency” while SpaceX slurps down billions in federal contracts. Larry Ellison bankrolls GOP causes, helps his son grab CBS/Paramount, makes the network friendlier to Trump, then watches Oracle land a big stake in TikTok thanks to a presidential pen.
Somewhere in this shimmering muck are the long-promised “Epstein files” Trump vowed to release, only made public despite him after a bipartisan push pried them loose. So no, the swamp wasn’t drained. It was deepened, wired for crypto, surrounded with missile defense contractors, and topped off with a $400m ballroom so the oligarchs can toast each other while democracy decomposes quietly in the corner.
Source: theguardian.com
trump promised 'the best economy' and delivered shrinkflation on aisle 5

Trump smiles confidently while Americans calculate whether they can afford both groceries and electricity this month.
Source: today.com
ai cage match: musk vs altman vs breathable air

Elon Musk and Sam Altman, bravely battling each other to decide which billionaire gets to privatize your power grid and your data first.
Source: theguardian.com
george washington, influencer for christian nationalism

George Washington kneels in the snow, praying that future presidents won’t use him as a prop for government-sponsored Christian nationalism. Prayer not answered.
Source: nytimes.com
biden waits for gop ‘epiphany’; gets full-blown cult instead

Joe Biden stares into the middle distance, waiting for the GOP’s epiphany like it’s a delayed Amtrak that’s actually been dismantled for parts by Trump’s second-term wrecking crew.
Democratic voters, who spent the Obama and early Biden years begging their leaders to compromise with a party actively trying to burn down democracy, have finally noticed the arson. Polls now show a solid majority of Democrats want their representatives to hold the line rather than play nice with President For-Life-In-His-Head. Even Hakeem Jeffries has quietly retired the Michelle Obama "go high" mantra and replaced it with "when they go low, we strike back"—a slogan that doubles as both a political strategy and an accurate description of every Trump speech.
Meanwhile, the party base is tossing out leadership-approved moderates in favor of people who run on platforms like "I will actually fight the fascists" instead of "I will seek common ground with the fascists." Candidates like Analilia Mejia in New Jersey and Graham Platner in Maine are bulldozing establishment favorites, while strategists openly admit that Biden and Obama badly misread a GOP that never had a "fever" to break—just a long-term project to dismantle multiracial democracy. Trump’s ideology now owns the party so completely that even his knockoffs struggle to imitate the original grift.
Sen. Chris Murphy helpfully lays out the stakes: Democrats can’t just "win" in 2026 or 2028, do a couple of bipartisan photo ops, and call it a day while Trumpism keeps rewriting the rules of the system. Either they actually follow through on "unrig the economy and unrig the democracy" or we all keep living in the sequel to 2016 that never ends. The GOP had its epiphany a long time ago: authoritarian power works when your opponents are still busy asking if Mitch McConnell wants to form a working group.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump summons the ceo court for another china photo-op

Trump hosts a support group for CEOs learning to pretend his trade chaos is a business strategy.
Trump has once again assembled his favorite species of American — the billionaire CEO — as set dressing for his latest attempt to look tough on China while desperately wanting a deal he can call "historic" on Fox & Friends. NBC notes that the invite to top executives is mostly posturing, which is a polite way of saying "stage-managed cosplay of economic statecraft" where the people whose supply chains he wrecked are dragged in to clap for the arsonist.
The White House is selling this as high-stakes strategy; in practice it's a casting call for whichever corporate leaders are willing to nod gravely while Trump alternates between threatening more tariffs and insisting the U.S. and China have a "fantastic relationship." Workers, farmers, and small businesses who got steamrolled by his trade war don't get an invite to this little oligarch salon — just the folks who can quietly pass the costs down the line and then pocket the tax cuts.
So the "deal" talk is less about fixing structural problems with China and more about producing a market-calming photo-op: Trump, Xi, and a ring of CEOs pretending this is all part of a 4D chess plan and not the diplomatic equivalent of a hostage negotiation conducted by reality TV producers. It’s the Trump doctrine in one tableau: break global trade, then ask the richest guys in the room to help you spin the rubble as a win.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump deports colombian woman to congo, congo says 'absolutely not'

A peaceful city park in Kinshasa, where the government somehow managed to show more concern for a sick deportee’s health than the self-styled beacon of human rights that tried to dump her there.
The Trump administration has now reached the "spin the globe and pick a country" phase of its deportation policy. A federal judge ruled that ICE and the State Department most likely broke the law when they deported a 55-year-old Colombian woman, Adriana Maria Quiroz Zapata, to the Democratic Republic of Congo — a country that had explicitly said it would not take her. The judge has done the unthinkable in Trump’s immigration universe: ordered the U.S. to bring her back.
This fiasco is the byproduct of the White House leaning on agencies to find any country willing to accept migrants who can’t legally be sent home because they’d likely face persecution or torture there. So they cut side deals with governments, then tried to dump Ms. Zapata in Congo even after Congolese officials wrote ICE to say they couldn’t medically care for her diabetes, hyperlipidemia and hypothyroidism. When Congo is the one lecturing the United States on basic human decency and capacity, you know the moral floor has collapsed.
Rather than follow court rulings or basic asylum law, the administration’s strategy is essentially: "What if we just ignore everyone — judges, doctors, foreign governments — and see who we can shove on a plane?" It took a federal judge to point out that yes, that’s still illegal, even if Stephen Miller drew it on a whiteboard once. The cruelty isn’t a bug; it’s the operating system — and every now and then, an actual court hits Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
Source: nytimes.com
trump and rubio sanction free speech, lose to the first amendment

Marco Rubio, America’s top diplomat by Reddit mod standards, furrows his brow while discovering that "I don’t like your opinion" is not actually a legal basis for sanctions.
Source: theguardian.com
trump presidential library to be first built entirely out of emoluments

Artist’s rendering of the Trump Presidential Library, where the exhibits are optional but the resort fees are mandatory.
trump discovers genocide is negotiable

Protesters wave East Turkestan and U.S. flags outside the White House, still under the quaint illusion that Washington’s moral outrage lasts longer than one election cycle and a trade negotiation.
Fast-forward to the Trump sequel: Uyghurs and Xinjiang have effectively vanished from the script. At Trump’s big Beijing summit with Xi Jinping, the agenda is trade, the U.S.-Israeli war with Iran, and Taiwan — you know, issues you can monetize — while the ongoing mass repression of Uyghurs gets demoted to "maybe he’ll mention a couple prisoners if there’s time between photo ops." Human rights advocates and Uyghur diaspora communities are reduced to hoping the guy who once praised Xi’s "strong" leadership remembers that genocide isn’t a scheduling conflict.
The article notes that attention to Uyghur abuses has been fading, "especially now under Trump," as his administration’s interest in human rights craters in favor of transactional deal-making. So the country that once "led the way" on calling out Beijing’s crimes is now treating a genocide designation like a coupon code you can quietly stop honoring when it gets in the way of the merch line.
Source: nytimes.com
vance discovers medicaid, decides poor people make great hostages

JD Vance and Dr. Oz explain that the best way to protect healthcare is to take it hostage and let politics negotiate the ransom.
Vice President JD Vance, freshly crowned "fraud czar" like a podcast host LARPing as Eliot Ness, announced the Trump administration is freezing $1.3 billion in Medicaid payments to California because the state allegedly isn’t prosecuting fraud with enough righteous MAGA fury. As a bonus threat, he says the White House is ready to yank Medicaid Fraud Control Unit funding from all 50 states if they don’t start cracking down harder, and hints they’ll start turning off other Medicaid money too. Nothing says "we care about vulnerable patients" like holding their healthcare funding over a political trash can and asking the governor if he feels lucky.
To really drive home the seriousness of this crusade, the administration rolled out Dr. Mehmet Oz as head of CMS, because when you think sober stewardship of federal health programs, you obviously think "daytime TV miracle berry guy." Oz claims California’s records raised "major red flags" — including $630 million in billing questions, $500 million in home health services, and $200 million in "questionable expenditures" tied to coverage for undocumented immigrants, who are, technically, not Medicaid-eligible. The solution? Don’t fix eligibility rules, don’t clarify policy, just hit pause on $1.3 billion and see how many low-income people can be used as leverage before Sacramento crawls.
As Vance helpfully explained, the real problem is that "mostly blue states" aren’t taking fraud seriously enough. Red states, of course, are doing great — no notes, no follow-up questions, please. Meanwhile, CMS is slapping a six-month nationwide moratorium on new Medicare enrollment for hospices and home health agencies while it "intensifies investigations" and boots suspected bad actors. So yes, the administration’s anti-fraud strategy is: punish California, threaten every state, freeze legitimate providers out of the system, and hope patients somehow don’t notice that their care got turned into a campaign prop.
Source: nbcnews.com
inflation hawk molting into trump’s rate-cut parrot

Kevin Warsh rehearses his line for the next rate decision: “After careful analysis of economic data and one phone call from Mar-a-Lago, we’ve decided to cut.”
Source: theguardian.com
trump turns the irs into ice with calculators

Tax clinic in Los Angeles, where the American dream is now: pay your taxes and hope the IRS doesn’t moonlight as ICE’s data-entry department.
The Trump administration has apparently looked at the Internal Revenue Service — the agency that’s supposed to care only about numbers and receipts — and decided what it really needs is a little more secret-police energy. Officials are pressuring the IRS to retool Individual Taxpayer Identification Numbers (ITINs) so that undocumented immigrants get their very own scarlet code, effectively forcing them to tell the government their status or drop out of the tax system entirely.
For decades, the IRS has followed a quaint little idea called "encouraging people to pay taxes" regardless of immigration status. Now Team Trump wants to carve out special, easily identifiable ITINs for undocumented filers, after previously floating the even more subtle plan of just adding a "are you here illegally?" checkbox to tax returns. The supposed purpose is murky, which is what you say when the obvious answer — building a handy deportation cheat sheet — sounds too honest for the press release.
There’s one small snag: tax information is legally protected, and a prior scheme to share IRS data on undocumented immigrants with ICE was blocked in court. So the administration is back with Version 2.0: if they can’t legally hand ICE the list, they’ll just terrify people out of filing taxes at all. It’s a perfect Trump-era policy: punish immigrants, undermine a functioning tax system, and drag yet another supposedly independent institution into the culture war — all while pretending this is about "integrity" and not about building an administrative wall made of fear and nine-digit codes.
Source: nytimes.com
trump megadonors discover ‘economic uncertainty,’ somehow unrelated to trump

Artist’s rendering of economic uncertainty: a half-built warehouse owned by billionaires who just spent $80 million on Trump and suddenly can’t find the money for drywall.
Source: theguardian.com