trump discovers jesus, immediately deploys him with ice

Priest tries to follow Jesus’ command to welcome the stranger, is rewarded with an impromptu baptism in pepper spray from ICE.
Progressive Christians, apparently tired of watching their faith turned into a branding exercise for deportation raids, are responding the old-fashioned way: getting arrested. Clergy are being thrown to the ground and handcuffed outside detention centers, 99 faith leaders were busted at the Minneapolis airport protesting ICE, and after Trump tore up immigration enforcement protections for churches and other sacred spaces, a coalition of Christian, Jewish, Sikh and other groups sued the administration for turning houses of worship into open-season hunting grounds for agents with badges and zip ties.
While Trumpworld beams AI Jesus-Trump content to the base, actual Christians are doing Good Friday marches to ICE facilities, running accompaniment programs for migrants in court and detention, and literally wearing symbolic ankle monitors in solidarity with people trapped in ICE’s "alternatives to detention" program. The administration keeps insisting it’s defending Christianity; the people who actually read the Gospels seem convinced it’s just using the cross as a logo for state-sanctioned cruelty.
















