The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 3813 entries and counting.
trump posts racist obama ape video, gop voter finally notices racism exists

Trump, moments before insisting the racist video he personally posted somehow posted itself.
Meanwhile, the same administration John helped vote in (repeatedly) has been busy harassing and arresting journalists, looting the office for an estimated $4bn in profiteering, gutting climate policy, and turning immigration detention into a catalog of deaths, physical abuse, and sexual assault. Add in the body count from Hurricane Maria negligence, Covid malpractice, junk science, and the dismantling of humanitarian aid, and you’ve got a government that treats human life like a rounding error on a golf bill.
The conservative brain trust, represented here by Ben Shapiro, openly concedes Trump’s flaws but waves them away as not "disqualifying" because Kamala Harris existed on the ballot. That’s the new standard: authoritarian corruption, lethal incompetence, and open racism are acceptable overhead as long as the vibes are right. And now we’re supposed to hand out moral participation trophies to folks who helped build this and only object once the president’s racism is too loud to ignore on their TV screen. Apologies are nice; accountability is nicer. Neither is currently in office.
Source: theguardian.com
strongman president discovers polls still exist

Trump, presumably explaining that the only poll that matters is the one in his head, where he’s at 198% approval with Hispanics and 400% with suburban women.
Turns out that spending years screaming about “invasions,” building a gulag-lite detention system, and treating asylum law as a suggestion instead of, you know, law, doesn’t age well with voters once the cruelty stops feeling like a TV show and starts looking like their country. The White House will, of course, blame the media, the deep state, and possibly windmills — anything except the fact that people are noticing the whole authoritarian-border-theater-meets-rampant-incompetence combo isn’t actually making anyone safer.
The poll doesn’t fix family separations, illegal pushbacks, or the permanent damage done to the asylum system. It just confirms that the more Americans see of Trump’s immigration crackdown, the less they like it. The regime’s response will not be reflection or reform; it’ll be to crank the fearmongering to 11 and accuse the poll of election fraud.
Source: nbcnews.com
white house declares armenian genocide a staff typo

JD Vance at the Armenian genocide memorial, honoring victims of a tragedy so real the White House had to delete it for foreign policy reasons.
The Trump–Vance White House has bravely taken a stand against historical truth, deleting a post from Vice-President JD Vance’s official account that dared to call the Armenian genocide a genocide. The now-vanished message, posted during Vance’s trip to Armenia, said he was honoring the victims of the Armenian genocide — a phrase that apparently triggered the administration’s emergency "oops, our values were posted by mistake" protocol.
Once Ankara (and presumably Trump’s ego) were notified, an aide rushed out to explain that the word "genocide" was a staff error by people who weren’t even on the trip, as though the term had just randomly stumbled onto the vice-president’s account and hit send. By the time Vance spoke to reporters, he’d downgraded one of the 20th century’s most documented mass exterminations to "a very terrible thing that happened a little over 100 years ago," which is how you describe a fender bender, not a campaign of extermination.
Joe Biden formally recognized the Armenian genocide in 2021, but the Trump administration has eagerly scrambled back to the pre-recognition era, where Turkish government feelings count more than dead Armenians or basic historical accuracy. Armenian advocacy groups called Vance a coward and accused the administration of bowing to Turkish pressure, while Rep. Jim McGovern called the deletion "disgusting and pathetic" and pointed out the obvious: the Armenian genocide is a fact, and this White House is deleting facts to keep its authoritarian buddies happy. Freedom, truth, and moral clarity — all subject to deletion by the social media team.
Source: theguardian.com
trump doj: shoot citizens, charge the journalist

Don Lemon leaving court while the Trump DOJ explains that shooting citizens is a policy dispute, but filming it is a federal crime.
Source: theguardian.com
fired for prosecuting trump, now applying for a promotion

Former Trump prosecutor J.P. Cooney, seen here auditioning for the role of ‘guy in Congress who actually read the indictment.’
J.P. Cooney, one of Jack Smith’s former top prosecutors who helped build the obstruction and conspiracy cases against Donald Trump, just announced he’s running for Congress in Virginia. In a development that surely delights the current White House, the guy Trump’s DOJ fired days into his second term for the crime of prosecuting the president is now trying to get his own subpoena power. Bold move from someone who has already seen what happens when you take the phrase “no one is above the law” too literally.
Cooney is running as a Democrat in Virginia’s proposed new Seventh District, a blue-leaning slice of the state that runs from Arlington out into rural Virginia—basically a test case for whether “I prosecuted Trump, the Proud Boys, the Oath Keepers, Steve Bannon, Roger Stone, and Peter Navarro” now counts as a campaign slogan or a witness list. His 18-year DOJ career ended in January 2025 when Trump’s Justice Department cleaned house and tossed out the entire special counsel team like they were classified documents at Mar-a-Lago.
All this is unfolding while Jack Smith tells Congress his team had proof beyond a reasonable doubt that Trump ran a criminal scheme to overturn the 2020 election, only to see one of the cases tossed because a judge decided Smith’s appointment was unlawful. Meanwhile, Trump keeps screaming “witch hunt,” calling Smith a “deranged animal,” and nudging Attorney General Pam Bondi to go after the people who dared investigate him—while the FBI is seizing ballots in Georgia for the latest chapter of Stop the Steal: Extended Universe. Cooney, for his part, is pitching bipartisanship as a “hallmark” of his life, which is adorable in an era where one party is trying to govern and the other is trying to retroactively nullify an election from six years ago.
So yes, the guy who used to indict coup-curious Republicans now wants to sit in the chamber with them. If he wins, the House GOP won’t just be screaming about the “deep state” on Fox; they’ll be stuck sharing the elevator with it.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump threatens ‘massive armada,’ discovers that’s not actually a policy

Tehran protesters block a street while somewhere off-camera Trump is explaining how aircraft carriers are just really big negotiation tools.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump breaks the labor board, pretends unions just got shy

The National Labor Relations Board, seen here in its exciting new role as a very expensive suggestion box for CEOs.
Meanwhile, Elon Musk’s unofficial "department of government efficiency" helpfully "streamlined" the place by pushing early retirements and resignation buyouts, shrinking the staff by about 100 people in a decade where the private sector workforce grew by 15 million. The result: union elections fell 30% in 2025, participation cratered by 42%, and the success rate slipped, all while public support for unions hit 68%. So workers still want unions, but Trump, Musk, and their efficiency death cult have engineered a system where wanting rights and actually getting them are two very different things.
Government of the bosses, by the bosses, for the bosses is alive and well, and the NLRB apparently no longer returns calls unless you’re a corporation asking how to make organizing as miserable and slow as possible.
Source: theguardian.com
mystery no-fly zone over el paso, democracy not included

El Paso International Airport, now proudly serving absolutely nowhere for reasons you’re not important enough to know.
Source: theguardian.com
state department launches ‘axis of based’ foreign policy

State Department undersecretary Sarah B Rogers, hard at work transforming U.S. public diplomacy into an international Proud Boys book club.
Source: theguardian.com
trump turns hate speech into a campaign merch line

Berlusconi and Obama at the G8, back when calling a Black president "tanned" was still considered shockingly racist and not just another GOP fundraiser warm-up line.
Remember when "virtue-signalling" meant some liberal on Twitter reminding you to say chairperson? Adorable times. Trump looked at that and decided the real growth market was vice-signalling: performative racism and misogyny as a brand strategy. From his 2015 "they're rapists" campaign launch to posting a video of the Obamas depicted as apes, the man didn’t just dog-whistle, he brought an airhorn to a Klan rally and called it authenticity.
This is now an established rightwing business model: constantly violate basic norms, gorge on free media coverage, then claim you’re bravely "saying what everyone’s thinking" when you’re really just saying what the actual bigots are thinking. Trump’s Access Hollywood "pussy-grabbing" tape didn’t end his career; it opened the door for JD Vance’s "childless cat ladies" spiel and Tucker Carlson’s escalating misogynist cosplay. Each stunt makes the next one worse and more acceptable, a kind of hate-based multi-level marketing scheme where the product is social collapse.
The article walks through how this vice-signalling arms race has turned politics into a contest over who can be the most proudly cruel, with Trump as the trendsetter and Farage, Berlusconi & friends as the international franchisees. The point isn’t policy; it’s to show your base you’re willing to dehumanize the right targets and dare anyone to object. Call it the new conservative value system: family, flag, and publicly test-driving fascist rhetoric for clicks.
Source: theguardian.com
trump jobs miracle now with zero jobs

Stock photo of an economist staring at a jobs chart wondering how to graph "Don’t Be a Panican" in Excel.
Source: nbcnews.com
the people's house, but only for the president's people

President Trump steps off Air Force One after a Florida trip, presumably rested and ready to explain why "the people's house" now has a strict Republicans-only dress code.
The annual bipartisan gathering of the nation's governors — one of the last places where red and blue could sit in the same room without a security perimeter — is disintegrating because Donald Trump has decided that only Republican governors get to come to the White House. The National Governors Association, whose entire job is "represent all 55 governors, not just the ones who like Truth Social posts," has now pulled the plug on its formal meeting with Trump after the White House tried to turn it into a GOP-only business session.
Democratic governors responded by announcing a boycott of the traditional White House dinner, politely saying they "will not be attending" instead of the more accurate, "we're not showing up to be extras in your campaign ad." Even NGA chair and Oklahoma Republican Gov. Kevin Stitt had to send around a letter explaining that when you exclude half the country’s governors from a supposedly institutional event, it kind of stops being an NGA thing and starts being a party fundraiser with better table linens.
Press secretary Karoline Leavitt helpfully explained that Trump "has discretion to invite anyone he wants" because the White House is both "the people's house" and also his house, a fascinating new constitutional doctrine where public institutions become Airbnbs for whichever strongman currently has the nuclear codes. Meanwhile, the NGA’s CEO called it an "important tradition" ruined by the administration’s decision to make it openly partisan, which is a very polite way of saying: this White House looked at one of the last functioning bipartisan forums and thought, "How do we break that?"
This all comes after last year’s performance, when Trump threatened to withhold federal funds from Maine because Democratic Gov. Janet Mills wouldn’t obey his order on transgender athletes, then confidently predicted her political career was over. She’s now running for Senate, the NGA is fracturing, and the "bipartisan" governors' conference has been repurposed into yet another loyalty pageant. American federalism: brought to you by the guy who thinks separation of powers is a bad TV ratings metric.
Source: npr.org
jeanine pirro discovers you can’t indict the first amendment

Jeanine Pirro explains to the camera how the Constitution actually means whatever Donald Trump tweeted five minutes ago.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump’s fda heroically protects americans from…better flu vaccines

FDA officials bravely shielding Americans from the terrifying threat of improved medicine.
The Trump administration has discovered a bold new frontier in public health: if you can’t kill vaccines outright, just quietly make it impossible to approve new ones. The FDA has refused to even review Moderna’s application for a new mRNA flu shot – a vaccine that produced stronger antibody responses and no safety concerns – because the trials compared it to standard flu shots instead of the suddenly preferred high-risk formulas. Small problem: for people under 65, that high-dose option is not the standard of care. So the agency’s excuse is not just flimsy, it’s factually wrong. Science has been replaced with vibes.
To really sell the farce, the refusal-to-file letter was personally signed by Vinay Prasad, the Trump-appointed head of the FDA’s biologics division, even though this kind of bureaucratic kneecapping is usually done by the review team. No formal rules have changed, but a leaked email shows Prasad promising to “revise” the flu vaccine framework, while HHS has already downgraded routine flu shots for kids to a “shared clinical decision-making” maybe-kinda-sorta recommendation – all without consulting outside experts. The EU, Canada, and Australia are reviewing the same vaccine like normal countries, while the US moves toward a new standard of care: politics first, medicine eventually, if the base allows it.
The message to vaccine makers is clear: invest years and millions into R&D, run trials the FDA helped design, show your product is safe and more effective, and then watch Trump’s health bureaucracy slam the door in your face because it’s busy auditioning for a Tucker Carlson segment. The administration isn’t just undermining public health; it’s methodically turning vaccine approval into a partisan loyalty test, with Americans’ immune systems as collateral damage.
Source: theguardian.com
trump’s election truther gets the fbi to raid reality

FBI agents leave a Georgia election warehouse with 700 boxes of ballots, bravely protecting America from the grave threat of numbers Trump didn’t like.
To get the warrant, federal prosecutors dusted off the greatest hits of Trump’s 2020 lies about Fulton County, repackaged them as Serious Concerns, and convinced Magistrate Judge Catherine Salinas to sign off. The affidavit — forced into daylight by U.S. District Judge J.P. Boulee (also a Trump appointee, because symmetry is important) — leans on claims that have been repeatedly disproven, while coyly insisting that some allegations were "substantiated" without actually delivering the blockbuster fraud that’s supposedly worth tearing up ballot storage for years after the election.
Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger, the same guy Trump begged to "find 11,780 votes," is now stuck publicly reminding the federal government that maybe it shouldn’t be burning tax dollars to relitigate an election Trump lost six years ago. Meanwhile, Fulton County Commission Chair Rob Pitts had to sue the government just to get the docket unsealed and figure out why the FBI was looting his election warehouse like it was hosting classified documents at Mar-a-Lago. So yes, the administration that still insists the 2020 election was stolen is now using federal power to go after the ballots that proved it wasn’t. Very normal, extremely healthy democracy behavior.
Source: nbcnews.com
president trade war discovers canada owns half the bridge he’s holding hostage

Trump stares at a photo of the Gordie Howe bridge, searching for the part where China confiscates the Stanley Cup.
Donald Trump has discovered a bold new frontier in economic statecraft: threatening to barricade a jointly owned $4.6bn international bridge and only later learning who paid for it. After raging online that the Gordie Howe International Bridge has “virtually no US content” and that Canada “owns both ends”, Mark Carney gently explained reality to him like a tired parent correcting a child who insists the moon is made of cheese. Canada fronted the cash, Michigan co-owns it, and yes, U.S. steel and workers were involved. So much for the big patriotic boycott of American jobs.
Rather than admit he doesn’t understand how bridges, ownership, or maps work, Trump blamed Barack Obama for “stupidly” approving the project — a project he himself once demanded be built “expeditiously” during his first term. Local officials, like Windsor’s mayor Drew Dilkens, called the rant “insane”, which is Canadian for “we are screaming into a polite void.” Meanwhile, business leaders are pointing out that threatening to choke off one of North America’s key trade arteries is a self-own of historic proportions, but this White House has never met a supply chain it didn’t want to set on fire.
Because one tantrum is never enough, Trump also revived his Canada grievances Greatest Hits: dairy, tariffs, and now the deranged claim that if Canada signs a trade deal with China, Beijing will somehow abolish ice hockey and seize the Stanley Cup. Yes, the sitting U.S. president is suggesting that China’s master plan is to invade Canada’s national pastime via customs paperwork. Canadians responded by roasting him online and reminding everyone they haven’t won the Cup since 1993, so if China wants to “eliminate” it, they’re a few decades late to that party.
Ontario’s populist premier Doug Ford, not to be out-populisted, vowed to “double down” on banning U.S. liquor from provincial shelves unless Trump drops his tariffs, turning cross-border trade into a hostage swap between whiskey and welded steel. What’s left is a president casually threatening to weaponize a critical international bridge, slap 100% tariffs on a neighbor, and rewrite trade policy based on a conspiracy theory about Xi Jinping cancelling hockey night in Canada. But sure, tell us again how this is all about protecting American workers.
Source: theguardian.com
ohio churches discover radical new theology: haitians are people

Greetings from Springfield: come for the mural, stay because federal immigration raids and bomb threats make it too dangerous to leave the church parking lot.
Trump spent his 2024 campaign blasting out lies that Haitians in Springfield were stealing and eating pets, which naturally led to bomb threats against schools and government buildings and neo-Nazis marching through town to demand Haitians leave. Now that Trump’s back in the White House, the administration has moved from "racist rumor mill" to "policy of mass expulsion", while local officials field yet another round of bomb threats helpfully echoing the president’s message that Haitians should be "out". Truly a model of presidential leadership: inspire the base, and by base we mean the people calling in explosives over immigrants.
Meanwhile, Springfield’s churches have quietly built an underground railroad of basic decency. They’ve set up a Haitian Community Help and Support Center (now forced to operate remotely for safety), organized transportation networks to get people to court and medical appointments, trained volunteers to act as witnesses and emergency contacts in case ICE decides to make someone disappear, and partnered with social services to offer English classes, vaccines and school readiness programs. As enforcement threats escalate, pastors are pushed into open resistance, joining 154 Episcopal bishops in telling Americans to maybe use their moral compass instead of their Facebook feed.
White Americans get to treat a court injunction as "crisis over"; Haitian families, still one appeal away from losing everything because the president wants a new scapegoat, don’t have that luxury. Trump’s government is busy turning racist conspiracy theories into immigration policy, and Springfield’s churches are left doing triage on the fallout – proving that in Trump’s America, the separation of church and state means the state terrorizes immigrants and the church tries to keep them alive.
Source: theguardian.com
gop discovers states’ rights again, but only for like one senator

Lisa Murkowski pauses to explain to her party that ‘states’ rights’ don’t mean ‘whatever Trump wants today.’ Confusion ensues.
The Trump-backed SAVE Act — co-written by Sen. Mike Lee, because of course the guy who helped plot January 6 legal theories is now in charge of ‘election integrity’ — would bar states from registering voters unless they cough up citizenship documents and would impose nationwide voter ID. You know, the kind of sweeping federal election law Republicans swore was tyrannical when Democrats tried to expand access to the ballot instead of shrink it.
Murkowski points out the obvious: the Constitution leaves the "times, places, and manner" of elections to the states, and maybe, just maybe, ramming through new federal rules months before Election Day so understaffed local officials can panic-speed-run compliance is not how you build trust in democracy. Meanwhile, Mitch McConnell’s 2022 quote insisting "there’s no rational basis for federalizing this election" is aging about as well as Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye.
So now we have 48 GOP cosponsors, Trump demanding passage, and one Republican senator meekly reminding the party that they used to pretend to believe in states’ rights. The SAVE Act isn’t about saving elections; it’s about saving Trump from voters. The voter fraud was the legislation we tried to pass along the way.
Source: nbcnews.com
susan collins very concerned about getting six more years

Susan Collins announces another term of being gravely troubled right before voting yes.
Source: theguardian.com
trump national parks now proudly slavery-optional

National Park Service staff stare at the blank wall where history used to be, now fully compliant with the White House’s new ‘no facts, just feelings’ policy.
Source: theguardian.com