The Oklahoma City Thunder, reigning NBA champions and apparently scheduling geniuses, will not be visiting Donald Trump’s White House while they’re already in Washington, DC. Officially, it’s a “timing issue”, which is sports PR for: “We’d rather run wind sprints until we puke than stand quietly behind a rambling man who calls us ‘the Oklahoma City Thunders’.” The team insists they’re “appreciative and grateful” for the communication, the way you’re very “appreciative and grateful” when your landlord texts instead of calling before raising the rent.
What used to be a bland civic tradition — win trophy, meet president, eat cold canapés, escape — is now yet another loyalty test in Trump’s ongoing project to turn the presidency into a culture-war game show. NBA teams have basically been running a four-corners offense around him for years: the Warriors didn’t go, the Raptors didn’t go, the Thunder already did their normal-person White House trip under Biden, and now everyone suddenly has a scheduling conflict whenever Trump’s in the building. The WNBA’s Aces, serial visitors under Biden, also appear to have misplaced their calendars since 2025.
Meanwhile, Trump still gets his photo-ops with more compliant outfits: MLS’s Inter Miami (never underestimate the power of a Messi selfie), the Florida Panthers, and the men’s Olympic hockey team, while the women’s team likewise developed a suspicious outbreak of “timing and previous commitments”. The result is a two-tiered system of civic ritual: teams that want to be props in the Trump Show, and teams that suddenly discover that their only available window to meet the president is sometime after he leaves office again. Democracy may be wobbling, but at least professional athletes have figured out how to run the clock.