The Trump Presidency Is Going Great
Documenting the chaos since day one — one awful day at a time.
Friday, October 30, 2026
obama compares trump’s white house to a cheesecake factory, nation briefly unites in agreement

Behold: the humble American eatery now drafted as a character witness for Trump’s interior decorating crimes.
vivek spends $4m to prove there is no bottom

Vivek Ramaswamy, moments before explaining that weaponizing a child rape survivor’s trauma was actually about "policy" if you think about it hard enough.
Ramaswamy now says the ad "ran to completion" and he’d really love for the race to be about policy, like a guy walking away from a burning house saying he’s always been passionate about fire safety. His team even edited the original 60-second version down to 30 seconds so they could surgically remove one specific lie – the part where Mom claimed the family never lived in a tent – after court records inconveniently confirmed that yes, the man charged with raping his stepdaughter was, in fact, living in a tent at the time. Just a bit of light fact-checking on top of exploiting a child rape survivor for electoral gain.
Trump, naturally, rode in to defend the ad like it was the Access Hollywood tape’s spiritual sequel, repeatedly backing Vivek’s little horror show while refusing to acknowledge that the whole "stepfather charged with raping a 10-year-old" thing might be relevant to the mother’s credibility. Meanwhile, reporting shows the mother has serious mental health issues and was found living in her car with dozens of cats, which even made some of the ad producers queasy – and if you’ve lost the political consultants, you’ve really accomplished something. Acton’s response ad spells it out: Ramaswamy is literally smearing her for being raped as a child and spending millions to lie about it.
Acton, addressing supporters, calmly laid out her history of abuse, neglect, and yes, that tent in winter, then called out Ramaswamy for deliberately exploiting her trauma to rescue his flailing campaign. He calls it hardball politics; most functioning humans call it grotesque. But in Trump’s GOP, this is just the logical next step: when policy, competence, and basic decency fail, there’s always the option to drag a survivor’s childhood rape into a 30-second hit piece and call it "closing argument."
Thursday, October 29, 2026
trump’s ohio protégé test-markets new depths of campaign depravity

Vivek Ramaswamy, pausing between lectures on "family values" to rent out someone else’s family trauma for 30 seconds of airtime.
Vivek Ramaswamy, Trump’s latest science experiment in weaponized shamelessness, has finally let his Ohio TV ad featuring Amy Acton’s estranged mother age off the air — you know, the one where mom shows up to call her daughter a liar about a childhood that included her stepfather being charged with raping her. The spot never mentions the rape case, because why deal with facts when you can just weaponize family trauma at 30 frames per second?
The campaign insists the ad simply "ran to completion," like this was a normal, healthy use of $4 million in airtime and not a televised emotional hostage situation. Even Mike DeWine — a Republican who endorsed Ramaswamy — begged him to take it down, which tells you how radioactive it was: when Mike "Shut the state down, but gently" DeWine thinks you’ve crossed a line, you’ve sprinted past it, set it on fire, and sold merch.
Acton, learning new details about her own childhood from a GOP attack ad like it’s a true-crime special, called it "despicable" and is getting an outpouring of support from Ohioans who apparently did not realize the governor’s race included a live demonstration of how thoroughly Trumpism has turned politics into a family-destruction sport. Ramaswamy, naturally, pulled the ad in the sneakiest way possible — no apology, no acknowledgment, just a shrug and four new spots. The cruelty was the point; the cowardice is the brand.
Friday, October 23, 2026
trump defends $4 million trauma-mining ad, calls it 'just mom stuff'

Amy Acton, seen here attempting to run for governor in a country where the president thinks your childhood sexual abuse is just opposition research fodder.
Wednesday, October 21, 2026
gop spends $4 million to call rape survivor a liar, calls it ‘substantive issues’

Vivek Ramaswamy explains that exploiting a survivor’s childhood rape on TV is just his way of focusing on ‘substantive issues’ for Ohio families.
Ohio GOP gubernatorial candidate Vivek Ramaswamy has decided that health care, schools, and roads are boring, so he’s dropping $4 million on an ad featuring Democrat Amy Acton’s estranged mother — the woman who stayed married to the man charged with raping Acton when she was a child — to call her daughter a liar on television. Acton says the last time she saw her mother was when her stepfather was charged with raping her; he fled, Mom took his side, and now Mom is back for one last appearance: as paid opposition research with a hair and makeup budget.
Once the ad started circulating without a disclaimer like a political snuff film, Ramaswamy finally admitted it was his. He then claimed he really wants to talk about “substantive issues,” which is an interesting line for a guy whose closing argument is, "What if we platform the woman who defended the alleged child rapist?" Vice President JD Vance rushed out to defend him, scolding Republicans who were more disturbed by the ad than by Democrats existing, and praising Vivek for having the “audacity” to call a rape survivor a liar on TV. Bold stance from the author of Hillbilly Elegy: now auditioning for Stepdad Apologist Weekly.
Acton’s brother dropped a statement that reads like the script of a Lifetime movie the network would reject as too bleak: after the stepfather was arrested and the kids removed, their mother stayed married to Amy’s alleged rapist until he died. He calls Ramaswamy’s stunt “despicable,” which is generous, considering this is the second time Vivek’s campaign has had to quietly edit out a man with a history of sexually exploiting minors from one of their ads. The last time, it was an Ohio farmer’s husband who’d been convicted of molesting his nieces. Apparently vetting for the Ohio GOP is just: “Can you say ‘Democrats bad’ into a camera? Great, don’t tell us what you did to children.”
So the party of “protect the children” has arrived at its logical endpoint: elevating an abusive parent to smear a survivor, shrugging off the details as long as it polls well in the exurbs, and calling everyone else “obsessed” for noticing. Family values, 2026 edition: believe the accused, attack the victim, and hope voters are too numb to care.
Tuesday, October 20, 2026
trump drops antisemitic slur, adl responds with brave subtweet to nobody in particular

The ADL, moments before courageously condemning antisemitism in the abstract while studiously avoiding eye contact with the guy holding the microphone.
The Anti-Defamation League, whose entire job is literally calling out antisemitism, bravely logged on to X and condemned the term "Shylock" as antisemitic — while carefully avoiding mentioning who said it. No Trump, no Kansas rally, just a generic PSA about how, hypothetically, if someone somewhere were to equate greed with a Jewish caricature from Shakespeare, that would be bad. Critics noted that when Joe Biden used the word in 2014, the ADL at least treated it as a "teachable moment" and when random Democrats slip up, Jonathan Greenblatt practically sprints to the nearest camera.
This time? Trump had just endorsed Benjamin Netanyahu, is loudly pro-Israel, and suddenly the organization that claims to fight antisemitism everywhere turns into the "Thoughts and Prayers" of civil rights groups. They previously called Trump’s 2025 use of "shylocks" "very troubling and irresponsible"; now it’s downgraded to a context-free vocabulary lesson. The president keeps recycling bigoted language and pretending he’s never heard the history, and the watchdog class responds by gently clearing its throat and staring at its shoes. America’s moral red lines now come with a robust exceptions policy.
president defends debt-collector doc with a bonus antisemitic slur

Trump at the Heartland Credit Union Arena, proving yet again that you can put a presidential seal on a podium and still get 4chan-level rhetoric at the mic.
Trump has already been told this term is a slur — Jewish groups denounced him for using it last year when he ranted about bankers — but he’s still clinging to the wide-eyed routine that he had “never heard it that way.” Very convincing from the 80-year-old cable-news sponge who suddenly becomes a confused Shakespeare scholar whenever bigotry polls badly. Meanwhile, Marshall calls the reporting about his debt lawsuits a “hit job,” his lawyer swears he had nothing to do with the arrest warrants, and the White House declines to comment, presumably because “our guy keeps saying racist crap into cameras” doesn’t test well with suburban voters.
The Kansas Senate race is now a toss-up, with Marshall facing Adam Hamilton, a megachurch pastor-turned-Democrat who apparently hit his limit on GOP cruelty cosplay. So voters get a neat little contrast: a doctor who sued his own patients into court, defended by a president recycling antisemitic slurs — versus a former Republican who decided this circus was too much. Welcome to Trump’s America, where medical care comes with court dates, and the president’s idea of solidarity is bigotry with stage lighting.
Monday, October 19, 2026
maga sticker mogul attempts to slap himself onto congress

Anthony Constantino stands beside Donald Trump, presumably waiting for someone to carve both of their faces into the nearest federal monument while a normal congressional candidate tries to talk about actual policy in the background.
Thursday, October 15, 2026
trump ‘won on groceries,’ now everyone’s eating coupons

Trump voters confront the harsh reality that you can’t pay for groceries with campaign slogans, no matter how many times he yells them.
Donald Trump, the man who proudly declared “I won on groceries”, has discovered that it’s a lot easier to yell at Safeway in a campaign rally than to keep prices down when your foreign policy helps light the Middle East on fire and diesel shoots up with it. With the Iran war jacking up fuel and shipping costs, food prices are still rising, and the grand populist promise of cheap everyday essentials has boiled down to: congratulations, you now win the right to pay 3.7% more for your apples.
The New York Times went to four key Senate battleground states and found Trump 2024 voters doing the new American ritual: staring at their grocery receipts like crime scenes and wondering whether the guy who said he’d make life affordable maybe just…didn’t. Some are openly questioning their vote; others are gritting their teeth and backing him anyway, because nothing says “accountability” like being furious about prices while still leaning Republican down-ballot. A White House spokesman insists Trump has a “strong pro-growth agenda,” which is technically true if you’re only measuring the growth of your grocery bill.
One voter, refugee-turned-business-owner Jessy Hakizimana, sums it up with brutal efficiency: “I don’t think he has lowered prices for anything.” He’s now clipping coupons for school-lunch sandwich meat while debating whether to keep voting for the same party that helped deliver this little economic miracle. It’s the classic Trump-era bargain: you get the tough talk, the culture-war sugar high, and then discover the only thing that’s actually cheaper is the quality of governance.
Wednesday, October 14, 2026
white house discovers 3.7% inflation is actually great, peasants simply ungrateful
Instead of admitting that stubbornly high prices are still chewing through paychecks, Hassett cheerfully pointed to selective parts of the CPI report like a guy circling the one sale item at Dollar Tree and calling it a wealth strategy. The White House line is basically: yes, things cost more, but imagine how much worse it would be if we weren’t such economic geniuses. Americans watching their rent, gas, and food costs grind them into dust are being told to celebrate because the official spin says this is "good news." The numbers say "ouch," the administration says "you’re welcome."
Monday, October 12, 2026
trump ends the war on poverty by letting poverty win

Rural Americans discovering that when Trump said he’d "take on entitlement spending," he apparently meant dinner.
Tuesday, October 6, 2026
trump’s ‘booming economy’ prices you out of a house
moms with clipboards vs guys with ar-15 christmas cards
president logs on, screams slur, calls it governing

President of the United States, mid-term, mid-tantrum, mid-slur, proudly doing cyberbullying instead of governing.
Andrews responded like an actual adult human, talking about bills, kids, and health care, which is obviously disqualifying behavior in Trump’s Republican Party. The White House, asked why the president was screaming anti-trans slurs online, heroically referred reporters back to the post itself, essentially saying: “He wrote the hate, we just work here.” Meanwhile, the Human Rights Campaign pointed out that Trump’s approval is so low he’s now rage-posting slurs while trying to shore up support in a state that hasn’t elected a Democrat to the Senate since dial-up internet was a thing.
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer called the attacks “despicable,” while Annie Andrews’ record includes opposing gender-affirming surgery for minors and trans women in women’s sports — so naturally Trump decided to accuse her of being trans anyway, because the point was never policy, just dehumanization as a campaign strategy. Appointed GOP Sen. Darline Graham, whose entire brand is “Trump endorsed me, please clap,” had no immediate comment, presumably busy deciding how many more slurs she’s willing to swallow in exchange for another six years in office.
Monday, October 5, 2026
dems try to beat trumpism by quoting republican attack ads verbatim
Equality PAC co-chair Ritchie Torres called the ads “deeply offensive” and drew a “red line” on scapegoating trans people, while the PAC pulled support and Kaptur’s colleagues quietly fumed behind the scenes. Meanwhile, her campaign insists she’s just empowering parents and bravely standing up to “special interests,” a phrase that apparently now includes the kids whose existence is being turned into a campaign prop. Other Democrats in tough races are dabbling in similar rhetoric, because if Republicans can win by demonizing a tiny, vulnerable minority, surely Democrats can win by doing a softer, focus-grouped version of the same thing.
Centrist groups like Third Way and Welcome PAC are very excited about this courageous new frontier of triangulation, waving polling crosstabs like holy scripture and assuring everyone that anti-trans attacks cost Democrats 8 points unless they quickly concede the entire right-wing framing but with nicer adjectives. Just say there should be “rules, not laws,” they advise, and make sure to insist parents — not politicians — should control health care decisions, while also nodding along as states pass laws banning that care. Both sides of the party agree there’s a “careful balance” to be struck, which apparently means threading the needle between defending basic civil rights and not upsetting voters who get their policy education from Fox News chyrons.
So two years after losing to Trump’s culture-war machine, the grand Democratic lesson seems to be: if you can’t beat the mob that spent a decade mainstreaming anti-trans hate, at least try to rent their talking points at a discount. Truly a masterclass in how to confront a creeping authoritarian project: spend your time arguing over the correct, poll-tested way to throw the same people under the bus.
turns out latino voters remember the deportation death squads pitch
Sunday, October 4, 2026
turns out 'deport your abuela' is a bad latino outreach strategy

RNC strategists stare at a bar chart showing Latino support collapsing and wonder if maybe, just maybe, family separation and random deportations weren’t the outreach flex they thought.
Republicans spent 2024 declaring they had cracked the code on Latino voters: just shout "¡Viva Trump!" over the sound of ICE raids and everything would sort itself out. Two years later, NBC finds Latino voters giving Democrats a 24-point edge on who should control Congress, a 21-point advantage on the economy, and a giant middle finger to Trump’s deportation state. The big strategic insight from the GOP appears to have been, "What if we gerrymander a bunch of heavily Latino districts in Texas and Florida and just assume nobody will notice when we terrorize their families?" Shockingly, people noticed.
Trump is underwater with Latino voters on the cost of living (78% disapprove), the economy (74%), immigration (69%), and foreign policy (68%). Even on his alleged signature issue, border security, he’s still losing 58%-39%. Voters describe his deportation policies as "brutal" and "cold," with two-thirds saying enforcement has gone too far, while poll respondents casually mention friends and relatives being deported to the wrong country because this administration runs immigration like a drunk airline.
Meanwhile, Latino voters are carrying IDs everywhere out of fear of ICE, know people detained or deported in the last two years, and some are considering leaving the U.S. or skipping in-person voting because of enforcement fears — a chilling little side effect of Trump’s governance-by-intimidation. Republicans dreamed of a durable Latino realignment; what they got instead is a case study in what happens when you confuse "swing voters" with "people you can endlessly harass and they’ll still thank you for it."
trump’s america accidentally produces socialist mayors
democracy’s last hope: a tejano ballad and 5,000 quinceañeras

Bobby Pulido, seen here committing the radical act of talking to Latino voters somewhere other than a Fox News chyron.
Now Pulido is slow-walking through an endless loop of tulle, cumbias, and sheet cakes, using quinceañeras as a rolling field office to claw back Texas’s 15th district — the 81% Mexican American seat that Trump won by 18 points after Democrats spent a decade treating the Rio Grande Valley like a donor email list instead of a place where actual humans live. Each party is a mini-mass rally: dozens of relatives, livestreams to more relatives, and a living reminder that people might respond better to someone who shows up at their kid’s big day than to a national party that discovers "Latino outreach" every two years and promptly forgets it by January.
The stakes? No pressure: just control of the House, a boost for James Talarico’s bid to finally put scandal magnet Ken Paxton out of our misery, and a test of whether Democrats can undo Trump’s 55% share of the Texas Hispanic vote using something more effective than another bilingual slogan focus-grouped in D.C. If Pulido wins, it’ll be because while Republicans were busy sneering at quinceañeras, he realized that actually talking to people in their own culture beats another fear-mongering ad about caravans. Wild concept, almost like the opposite of Trumpism.