The Trump Presidency Timeline

Trump, ever the real estate mogul, has a bold new pitch: the U.S. should own Gaza. Not help rebuild it, not assist in humanitarian aid—just straight-up take it over and ship the people elsewhere to some vague, “fresh, beautiful piece of land.” You know, because nothing screams peace and stability like forced displacement and a colonial land grab. Sitting next to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Trump floated his plan to transform Gaza into a luxury development project, casually dismissing the Palestinians' desire to stay in their homeland. “I do see a long-term ownership position,” Trump declared, as if he were discussing a prime beachfront property instead of a war-torn region home to 2.2 million people. And naturally, Netanyahu—always up for a little annexation talk—was open to the idea, calling it a potential “change in history.” That’s one way to describe it. Trump, who once called Gaza a “phenomenal location” with “the best weather,” has essentially proposed turning it into a high-end international community (Palestinians optional), all while ignoring the reality that Gaza belongs to the Palestinians. But hey, when you think the world is just a Monopoly board, why let international law or basic human rights get in the way? He's been trying to turn gaza into a resort since his last administration, hows that genocide joe protest vote working out for you now?

targeting undocumented families, the Oklahoma State Board of Education has unanimously approved a proposal requiring parents to provide proof of their child's U.S. citizenship or legal immigration status during public school enrollment. While officials claim this is to better allocate resources, opponents see it as a thinly veiled attempt to intimidate immigrant communities and potentially deter them from accessing education. The policy mandates that districts report the number of students without provided documentation, raising concerns about privacy and the potential misuse of this information. As the proposal awaits legislative and gubernatorial approval, it faces significant backlash from educators, civil rights groups, and community members who fear it will sow fear and division in schools. again to reiterate THESE ARE CHILDREN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

the U.S. Air Force has removed training courses featuring the legendary Tuskegee Airmen and the Women Airforce Service Pilots (WASP) from basic training. This decision aligns with the Trump administration's recent executive order halting diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) initiatives. While the historical videos themselves aren't the issue, their association with DEI training led to their removal. wtf are we even doing here?

In a bold stroke of presidential 'genius', President Trump kicked off his new term by signing executive orders to eradicate those pesky federal DEI guidelines. After all, nothing screams 'unity' quite like dismantling initiatives aimed at racial equality and LGBTQ rights. Picture Trump at his inaugural podium, promising to end this 'social engineering' nonsense—because anything beyond white male privilege is just too much social work. Ambassador Gina Abercrombie-Winstanley, former head of DEIA at the State Department, calmly dismantled Trump's 'colorblind meritocracy' fantasy, highlighting that merit-based decisions didn't traditionally favor just one homogenous group. But sure, President Trump, let's pretend centuries of systemic bias can be 'out-executived' into oblivion.