The Trump Presidency Timeline

In an astonishingly grotesque display of incompetence, the Trump administration once again reveals its utter disdain for the civil rights of vulnerable students, as parents sue over the obliteration of the Department of Education’s Civil Rights Division. Over 1,300 employees have been fired in a calculated effort to ensure that discrimination complaints—after all, who needs equality?—go unaddressed. The lawsuit explicitly accuses McMahon and Co. of orchestrating a 'sabotage' that would make any self-respecting autocrat proud. Meanwhile, the administration boasts compliance with legal obligations, all while funneling resources into targeting those minorities that don’t fit into their twisted priorities. Truly, it’s a masterclass in how to dismantle justice while wrapping it up in a shiny bow of propaganda.

The Trump administration's latest act of absurdity has turned humanitarian aid into a gut-wrenching comedy of errors where desperate asylum-seekers are sent on a one-way trip to Panama, only to be treated like cargo with fewer rights than a suitcase. Here, migrants are served bread crumbs and rice while shackled and shoved onto military flights, begging for a shred of dignity and legal representation. Meanwhile, the International Organization for Migration plays the role of an unwilling accomplice, claiming it's 'better than nothing'—newsflash: nothing is better than this farce. As countries scramble to appease the big bully in the north, the real joke is on the vulnerable—caught in a web of bureaucratic incompetence and moral bankruptcy that would make a slumlord blush. In the farce of migrant support, where help has become a dirty word, it’s hard to tell who’s actually trying to do good and who’s just cashing in on this grueling human catastrophe.

In what can only be described as an epic failure of governance, the Trump administration has decided to snuff out funding for vital USDA grants to tribal colleges, effectively tossing students like Alexandria Ehlert into a financial abyss. This isn’t just budget tinkering; it’s a blatant act of cruelty disguised as fiscal responsibility. As the very institutions promised foundational support crumble under decades of neglect, these misguided ‘cost-cutting’ efforts leave students languishing on the brink of dropping out, with dreams of becoming park rangers reduced to securing warehouse jobs. Thank you very much, Trump! A pathetic response from the USDA offers no clarity or compassion—just uncertainty and chaos. This is not just bureaucratic negligence; this is legislative violence against the very principles of equity and education!

In yet another mind-boggling leap into absurdity, the U.S. Housing Department is flirting with crypto, as if the 2008 housing crisis didn't burn them enough the first time. While officials wring their hands over using digital coins linked to volatility and transnational crime, the architects of this lunacy—ex-CEOs and crypto lobbyists—whistle past the graveyard. As HUD’s own staff cringe at the thought of handing out 'monopoly money' to vulnerable families, the powers that be are excited about 'sexy' tech, overlooking the deadly risks that could, yet again, jeopardize livelihoods. It’s a magnificent display of bureaucratic schizophrenia and pure negligence that could turn housing aid into a speculative poker game!

In a jaw-dropping exhibition of greed and negligence, a Texas charter school superintendent pulls in an eye-watering $870,000 to oversee fewer than 1,000 students, while teachers and essential resources starve in the background. Salvador Cavazos, buoyed by a board that seems more interested in filling his pockets than educating children, runs circles around transparency laws. With creative accounting that makes his salary look modest on paper, it’s clear that the interests of students have been tossed aside in favor of lining this man's bank account. Experts and parents alike are incredulous as education funding trickles away into a gaping black hole of corruption and misplaced priorities.

Welcome to Missouri, where lawmakers have slapped common sense in the face and decided that instead of funding public services, you can donate your hard-earned cash to anti-abortion centers instead of paying taxes. Yes, you read that right—a generous 100% tax credit for turning state income tax into a charity for crisis pregnancy centers, because who needs health care or education when you can funnel money into organizations that peddle misinformation and shame? This bill is just a desperate gamble to divert cash to far-right ideologies after voters took a step toward sanity. Missouri legislators are practically throwing a parade for moral bankruptcy, all while the state bleeds funds needed for real support. Truly, it’s a farce crafted by those who clearly don’t understand the meaning of 'public service.'

In a spectacular display of self-sabotage, the Trump administration's lunatic scheme to trim IRS specialists—those pesky folks who actually recoup billions—means sacrificing fiscal sanity for ideological warfare. These elitist maneuvers are akin to a child throwing tantrums in a candy store, blind to the fact that cutting revenue will yield disaster. Rather than root out waste, the clown show is paving the way for rampant tax evasion among the wealthy and powerful. Good luck collecting taxes when you've decimated the very folks trained to find them!

Ah, the brilliance of Ted Cruz, the self-proclaimed defender of 'real' science, who thinks studies on mint plants and demographic disparities are actually radical Marxist brainwashing! In a ridiculous attempt to expose the so-called 'woke' agenda, Cruz's bumbling aides flagged grants for merely mentioning ‘female’ and ‘diversify’—terms crucial to advancing scientific understanding. Meanwhile, shouting about a few keywords while completely ignoring the actual research shows Cruz is less a senator and more a clown, wielding a buzzword bingo card in place of critical thought. Makes you wonder if his real agenda is to ensure our nation's mint leaves stay ignorant, just like him.

Ah, the sweet smell of hypocrisy wafting through our nation’s capital. House Speaker Mike Johnson, in a dazzling display of ethics, has chosen to room with an evangelical pastor who sees church influence as an express lane to Congress. The illustrious $3.7 million townhouse—where secrets and sermons mix like cheap wine at a GOP fundraiser—serves as the nerve center of a shady pipeline fueling far-right agendas, blessed by the almighty dollar. When asked about the rent arrangements in this luxurious lair, Johnson’s spokesperson couldn’t provide specifics, but rest assured, it’s all “fair market value.” Because nothing screams transparency like a clandestine living situation where, oops! this pastor might just be one legislative text away from shaping policy in favor of his pet projects. But who needs separation of church and state when you’ve got a basement roommate who’s already got the legislative playbook, right?

Musk’s **Department of Government Efficiency** just gained access to **a HUD system containing confidential records on housing discrimination victims, including domestic violence survivors.** This is just the latest **data grab**, after DOGE **tried to access taxpayer records, Social Security info, and even Treasury payment systems.** Meanwhile, Trump is **slashing HUD’s workforce in half**, because **“efficiency”** means gutting civil rights enforcement while **snooping through survivors’ private files.** I guess

Trump’s war on federal workers is built on a lie. The White House keeps pushing the debunked claim that only 6% of federal employees work in person full-time—despite overwhelming evidence proving it false. The statistic originated from a completely unscientific survey, yet it’s been parroted by Trump, Elon Musk, and top GOP officials as justification for gutting the federal workforce. Even after fact-checkers torched the claim, the administration doubled down, weaving it into its mass firings and office closures. The reality? More than half of federal employees are required to work in person daily, and remote work averages just 10%. But in Trump’s post-truth world, the facts don’t matter—only the destruction of government does.

Trump’s purge of federal workers is putting public health on the chopping block. Hundreds of experts tackling life-or-death issues—maternal mortality, child tobacco use, and organ transplant failures—were fired in the administration’s latest gutting of the federal workforce. Scientists at the FDA’s Center for Tobacco Products, which is funded by industry fees rather than taxpayers, were let go, slowing efforts to keep nicotine-laced candy-flavored vapes out of kids' hands. A new CMS program to address America’s abysmal maternal death rate lost nearly half its team just weeks after launch. Organ transplant reform efforts, meant to prevent lifesaving organs from being lost in transit, are now indefinitely stalled. The administration claims it’s cutting ‘non-mission critical’ employees, but these firings tell a different story: it’s not about efficiency—it’s about sabotage.

Trump swore Social Security was off-limits—so why is Musk’s team shutting down offices? The Department of Government Efficiency has arrived at the Social Security Administration, already slashing jobs and closing at least 10 local offices, making it harder for vulnerable Americans to access benefits. Musk, meanwhile, is ranting about 150-year-old 'vampires' receiving Social Security, while his hand-picked operatives push a ‘cut-first, fix-later’ agenda. The administration’s quiet assault on the program is disproportionately hitting the elderly, disabled, and children who rely on these services. Turns out ‘protecting Social Security’ meant protecting it from the people who need it most.

Texas abortion bans are killing women—exactly as predicted. A new ProPublica analysis shows that since Texas criminalized abortion, life-threatening sepsis cases for miscarrying patients have surged more than 50%. The state’s laws have created dangerous delays in care, forcing doctors to wait until fetal heartbeats stop or complications become life-threatening before acting. The result? Pregnant women suffering preventable organ failure, permanent injuries, and death. Meanwhile, Texas officials refuse to even study the spike in maternal deaths, with the state’s mortality review board skipping over 2022 and 2023 data entirely. Because nothing says 'pro-life' like ignoring the bodies piling up.

The administration’s crackdown on “big government” sure is profitable—for them. While Elon Musk and his crew demand budget cuts and layoffs across federal agencies, funding for their own pet project, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), has mysteriously ballooned to nearly $40 million. The Trump administration refuses to disclose where the money is going, claiming DOGE is “maximally transparent” while simultaneously dodging FOIA requests and legal challenges. Critics point out that if DOGE is a federal agency, it must follow transparency laws. If it’s not, then it’s illegally siphoning federal funds. Either way, the grift is strong. Apparently, ‘draining the swamp’ means redirecting the cash flow.

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is on a roll, this time axing over $900 million in Education Department contracts, effectively kneecapping the nation’s ability to track the quality of its schools. The cuts, conveniently announced on Musk’s social media platform X after ProPublica started asking questions, gut the Institute of Education Sciences (IES)—the research arm responsible for collecting vital education data. DOGE justifies the move by claiming they’re eliminating “waste, fraud, and abuse,” though their idea of “waste” apparently includes tracking school crime, science education, and student performance. Sen. Patty Murray called the move “the definition of wasteful,” noting that an unelected billionaire is now dictating the fate of public education research—but hey, who needs data when you have vibes?

The Trump administration has wasted no time turning the Department of Education’s Office for Civil Rights (OCR) into the enforcement arm of a right-wing culture war. Since Trump’s return to office, investigations into race, gender, and disability discrimination in schools have come to a screeching halt, while the administration fast-tracks cases targeting gender-neutral bathrooms, transgender athletes, and alleged discrimination against white students. Internal sources say staff have been "muzzled," barred from contacting students or families who previously filed complaints, and ordered to cancel meetings. Meanwhile, Trump’s nominee for Education Secretary, Linda McMahon, is weighing whether to gut OCR’s budget entirely—because nothing says “civil rights” like dismantling the agency responsible for enforcing them. In true dystopian fashion, Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency has slashed over $900 million in education research contracts and eliminated training grants for educators, because data and expertise are obviously the problem. With 12,000 discrimination complaints now collecting dust, civil rights attorneys warn that students in crisis are being abandoned. But don’t worry—Trump’s OCR is on the case, bravely investigating whether a Denver high school’s all-gender restroom is a crime against girlhood.

In a move that redefines "offshoring," the Trump administration has commenced airlifting approximately 100 Venezuelan immigrants to the U.S. naval base at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. These individuals, labeled as "high-threat illegal aliens," have been transported from Texas to the infamous detention facility, historically reserved for terrorism suspects. The administration touts this operation as a testament to President Donald Trump's unwavering commitment to national security. However, the lack of transparency regarding the detainees' identities and alleged crimes has raised eyebrows. Investigations reveal that many of these immigrants have no criminal records beyond illegal entry, with some detained for months due to deportation challenges. Families and legal advocates express deep concern over the detainees' isolation and the denial of legal representation, prompting the ACLU to file a lawsuit demanding access to these individuals. As the administration plans to expand Guantanamo's capacity to detain up to 30,000 immigrants, critics argue that this approach resurrects a dark chapter of U.S. history, transforming the facility into a legal black hole for those seeking a better life.

Trump’s war on federal spending is turning into a bureaucratic nightmare, with agencies slow-walking court-ordered funding and blaming “operational delays” while clinics, nonprofits, and entire state programs teeter on collapse. Despite multiple judges ruling against Trump's executive orders freezing federal funds, his administration is still finding ways to withhold money, citing vague "reviews" and agency discretion. The result? Health clinics laying off staff, environmental projects shutting down, and even programs for low-income food assistance running out of cash. Meanwhile, Trump's allies are openly questioning whether Congress should even have control over federal spending—because who needs democracy when you can just hold critical funding hostage?