The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 14 entries and counting.
moms.gov: the government’s new pregnancy trap site

Stock photo of a headless pregnant torso in a tick-infested field, brought to you by a government that thinks women are scenery for its fertility project.
The Trump White House spent Mother’s Day launching Moms.gov, a government-branded bait-and-switch that pretends to offer "Resources, Information, and Help" to pregnant women and then basically just shoves them toward Option Line, a network of Christian anti-abortion crisis pregnancy centers. The site omits trivial luxuries like contraception, paid leave, or actual medical care, but it does feature faceless stock photos of very pregnant white women and the anti-abortion movement’s beloved fetus-footprint iconography, because nothing says "you are a vessel, not a person" like cropping out your head and surrounding your torso with merch-ready baby feet.
The launch event in the Oval Office was a full-cast dystopia. Medicare/Medicaid boss Mehmet Oz announced Americans are "under-babied" and predicted a wave of "Trump babies," while HHS Secretary RFK Jr. warned that teen sperm counts are an "existential crisis" for America. Trump himself appeared to briefly lose consciousness during the fertility panic hour, which, to be fair, is the most relatable policy response he’s had in years. Behind the weird vibes is a clear project: rebuild the anti-abortion movement’s enthusiasm by using federal power to funnel women into fake clinics that lie about gestational age, overstate legal limits, and dangle diapers and cribs that often never arrive unless you sit through a sermon.
This isn’t social policy; it’s state-sponsored gaslighting. After Dobbs, abortion bans tanked Republicans in the midterms and Trump decided the movement he unleashed didn’t deserve any more gifts. Now, with 2026 looming, that “pause” is over: the administration has dumped an insufficiently anti-abortion FDA chief, is eyeing mifepristone restrictions, and has rolled out Moms.gov as a glossy interface for coercion. It’s a perfect metaphor for Trump’s government: dress up patriarchal control in soft-focus stock imagery, slap a federal URL on it, and call it "help" while you quietly strip people of autonomy and lie to them on the public dime.
Source: theguardian.com
trump cuts medicaid, planned parenthood forced to sell foreheads to save uteruses

Planned Parenthood nurse performs a cosmetic procedure so the clinic can afford to keep doing the wildly controversial service known as ‘basic healthcare for poor people.’
Republicans finally did it: they owned the libs so hard that Planned Parenthood clinics are now running side hustles as Botox bars to keep the lights on. After Donald Trump and Congress jammed through a tax-and-spending package that blocks Planned Parenthood and any abortion provider from taking Medicaid for non-abortion care, the country’s largest affiliate in Northern California is plugging the budget crater with cash-only cosmetic procedures, IV drips for hangovers, and sedation upsells.
This is what "pro-life" governance looks like in practice: 75–80% of their patients are on Medi-Cal, but instead of letting poor women use their health insurance for Pap smears and IUDs, the federal government told clinics to go find some side gig in the gig economy. So now reproductive health providers are doing aesthetic injectables to subsidize birth control and cancer screenings, while the same politicians who caused the crisis will soon point at the Botox menu and shriek that Planned Parenthood is a frivolous beauty shop that doesn’t need funding. It’s not healthcare policy; it’s a long con where low-income patients pay the price and Congress pretends it’s fiscal responsibility.
Source: npr.org
title x: from birth control to birth compulsion

Title X under Trump: now with 80% less healthcare and 200% more sermon.
Rather than mention hormonal contraception as a core tool of women’s health, HHS guidance mostly scolds it for side effects and being "overprescribed," while nudging clinics toward pseudo-scientific Catholic-adjacent fertility schemes. At the same time, the rules tell providers to kill DEI efforts, avoid "facilitating illegal immigration," and prioritize parents’ rights to dictate their kids’ religious upbringing – which just happens to collide with state laws that let minors access contraception and STD care without parental permission. Federalism is sacred, unless it gets in the way of shoving teenage girls back into 1953.
All this is executed with the trademark Trump efficiency we’ve come to expect: the Office of Population Affairs was hollowed out during the shutdown, staff were literally locked out then laid off, and clinics were given one week to scramble for 2026 funding. Now a skeleton crew is supposed to review a nearly $300m program while the administration steers money toward crisis pregnancy centers – fake clinics whose main medical service is emotional blackmail. The result is a perfect MAGA compromise between "small government" and "big government": a state too incompetent to run public health, but just functional enough to punish women for trying to control their own lives.
Whether Title X is ultimately strangled to death or just transformed into a taxpayer-funded sermon series on fertility, the effect is the same: a program built to expand health, equality, and dignity has been turned into a stage for misogyny, religious coercion, and administrative malpractice. The birthrate might not go up, but the number of women trapped by policy will – which, for this crowd, is the real metric of success.
Source: theguardian.com
trump discovers the pull-out method of public health policy

RFK Jr. and Trump unveiling their bold new public health strategy: a wall calendar, a rosary, and a stern lecture about your fertile window.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump admin celebrates 'pro-life' agenda by choking off birth control money

Neighborhood Health's Cayce Place clinic, bravely attempting to provide cancer screenings and birth control while the federal government plays Calvinball with its funding.
Source: nbcnews.com
trumprx: coupons, culture war, and not much medicine

TrumpRx: because nothing says ‘universal IVF access’ like a discount code for 10% of the bill and a lecture from the Heritage Foundation.
Source: theguardian.com
nih cures science, kills research

NIH headquarters, where ‘advancing science’ now means banning the science that actually works because Trump’s base got mad on Facebook.
The National Institutes of Health, formerly known as the world’s biggest public funder of biomedical research and now apparently a branch office of the Heritage Foundation, has announced it will no longer fund any research using human fetal tissue from elective abortions. NIH director Jay Bhattacharya – because nothing says “cutting-edge medicine” like elevating a Great Barrington Declaration guy – declared that this is all about “advancing science” and “reflecting the values of the American people,” which is an extremely polite way of saying: theocrats yelled, Trump listened, science loses.
This is the most sweeping move yet in the administration’s long-running crusade to kneecap fetal tissue research, which has been crucial for work on diabetes, Alzheimer’s, infertility, and, minor detail, vaccines for things like polio, hepatitis A, and rabies. Researchers can still use tissue from miscarriages, but scientists overwhelmingly prefer donated tissue from abortions because it’s actually usable and not riddled with the genetic problems that often cause miscarriages in the first place. In other words, the NIH just took a proven, life-saving research pipeline and smashed it in favor of whatever “breakthrough technologies” Jay’s friends in the culture war think sound holy enough on Fox News.
The ban takes effect immediately, yanking support from roughly $60m worth of 2024 projects and sending a very clear message: if your work offends the anti-abortion lobby, you’re done. The administration is calling this “modernization,” which is an interesting rebrand for “we’re discarding decades of scientific progress so Trump can keep his base hopped up on moral panic.” But sure, canceling research that helped create vaccines and fight major diseases is just another big win for “pro-life” governance – as long as you don’t count the actual living people who’ll suffer.
Source: theguardian.com
one big beautiful back‑door abortion ban

A Planned Parenthood clinic, shortly before Congress heroically saved unborn cells by cutting cancer screenings for the people who are already alive.
Because nothing says limited government like Congress quietly stuffing a bespoke vendetta into a massive tax-and-spending bill, then retroactively booby-trapping state Medicaid programs. Judge Indira Talwani had blocked the scheme as an unconstitutional, retroactive condition that states couldn’t have anticipated when CMS signed off on their plans — but the First Circuit’s Democratic-appointed panel stepped in to say, actually, Congress can absolutely yank the rug out from under low-income patients whenever it feels like it.
Planned Parenthood says this little act of legislative spite has already helped close at least 20 health centers and could ultimately shutter up to 200 — mostly in blue states where abortion is still technically legal, which is the entire point. Federal dollars already can’t pay for abortions, so the Medicaid reimbursements being cut are for STI tests, cancer screenings, and contraception for over 1.5 million visits a year. In other words, Republicans found a way to make it harder to prevent unwanted pregnancies in the name of stopping abortion, then called it a win for life. But sure, tell us again how this is about "healthcare" and not about punishing women and the poor for existing.
Source: theguardian.com
trump 2.0: now with extra forced birth and expired condoms

Trump 2.0 staring proudly at a stack of expired birth control, wondering how many forced births that translates to in the next election cycle.
Source: theguardian.com
support the troops, unless they need an abortion

VA hospital entrance, now featuring a new sign: "We honor your sacrifice, but not your bodily autonomy."
The Trump-Vance administration has decided that nothing says "thank you for your service" like denying raped veterans basic medical care. The Department of Justice quietly issued a memo declaring that the Department of Veterans Affairs is not "legally authorized" to provide abortions, even in cases of rape, incest, or serious health risk. The VA, ever the loyal foot soldier, immediately complied, snapping shut access to care that Biden-era rules had finally opened up for veterans in the post-Roe hellscape.
The internal memo, leaked and published by Democracy Forward, carves out a tiny, grudging exception: doctors can still act if a veteran is literally about to die from pregnancy complications. Miscarriage, ectopic pregnancy, or a clinician determining that care is "necessary to save a veteran’s life" might still be allowed — assuming, of course, lawyers and political appointees don’t overrule the medical chart. But counseling about abortion? Care in cases of rape or incest? That’s gone, because nothing screams "pro-life" like forcing a veteran who survived combat and sexual assault to navigate a patchwork of state bans on her own dime.
More than half of female veterans live in states that have banned or are likely to ban abortion. Biden’s VA policy was one of the few lifelines left; Trump’s team is cutting it off while the formal rule rollback slowly oozes through the bureaucracy. In other words, they’re not even waiting to finish the paperwork before slamming the door. As Skye Perryman of Democracy Forward put it, the move is callous and inhumane. But sure, tell us again how this administration "backs the troops" while it turns VA hospitals into enforcement arms for forced birth.
Source: theguardian.com
christian crisis clinics: now with 90% fewer actual medical services

Behold: the new American health care system—ultrasounds, Bible verses, and absolutely no contraception, courtesy of President "Defund Everything But the Culture War" Trump.
Source: nytimes.com
better buy your kid a bulletproof backpack
illiterate moron holds up book too complicated for him to read
Source: yahoo.com
pro life gop does away with body charged with helping to protect civilians

People in Kabul sift through twisted metal and rubble in the aftermath of a U.S. drone strike that killed 10 civilians
Source: wapo.st
"pro-life" party clears the way to easier state murders

a visual representation of the "pro life" party's pro life stance
Source: whitehouse.gov