The Trump Presidency Is Going Great
Documenting the chaos since day one — one awful day at a time.
Sunday, November 1, 2026
Friday, October 30, 2026
the trillionaire who privatized foreign policy

Elon Musk, listening intently as he contemplates whether to adjust tax policy, foreign aid, or the trajectory of a few satellites before lunch.
Elon Musk has now reached the "why bother with democracy when you can just buy it" stage of wealth. NPR notes he’s dropped over $400 million on Republican causes for the midterms — more than Bloomberg and Soros gave Democrats combined — while his companies have feasted on more than $30 billion in federal contracts, subsidies, loans and tax credits. Truly a heartwarming story of the government investing in small business, then watching that small business turn around and fund the politicians who’ll keep the gravy hose on full blast.
On the side, Musk’s SpaceX casually restricted Ukraine’s access to Starlink, knocking drones out of the sky in an active war, because nothing says responsible global leadership like letting one guy’s vibes determine battlefield communications. This is the same guy who oversaw DOGE, the Trump-era wrecking ball that dismantled USAID, a congressionally created foreign aid agency, and replaced it with whatever half-baked techno-libertarian fever dream he was having that week.
Historian David Nasaw calls Musk’s setup an “unholy alliance”: he hoovers up public money, then uses it to bankroll the politicians who protect him — a perpetual motion machine of oligarchy. Another historian tries to reassure us by saying, don’t worry, J.P. Morgan was worse. Comforting! Democracy may be in a “death spiral towards oligarchy,” but at least this time the robber baron is live-tweeting it and selling flamethrowers.
Wednesday, October 28, 2026
private equity briefly worried democracy might work
Congress already passed a bipartisan bill to restrict PE ownership of single-family homes, which became law after Trump "supported" it so hard he refused to sign it because he was pouting about not getting his voter ID bill. Truly a masterclass in governance: let the law happen, but only while throwing a tantrum about making it harder for people to vote you out.
Warren is promising hearings, legislation, and general regulatory unpleasantness for the buyout crowd, even teaming up with Josh Hawley on some health care bill that went nowhere — because if there's one constant in Washington, it's that private equity has a "very successful track record" of kneecapping anything that might reduce its profit margin by a rounding error. The real suspense isn't whether PE deserves a crackdown (it does), but whether Congress will do anything more than shake its fist at the foreclosure notices and call it a day.
Tuesday, October 27, 2026
president musk and his orange intern

Elon Musk, self-appointed co-president of U.S. foreign policy, carefully calibrates Ukraine’s war effort from his phone while the actual president looks on and asks if Starlink can also block bad polls.
The Wall Street Journal reports that Elon Musk unilaterally slowed a military-grade version of Starlink used by Ukraine, crippling drones in an active war zone because he decided they were being used to "kill people" in violation of his terms of service. Kyiv panicked, U.S. officials were confused, and somewhere in Mar-a-Lago, the actual president of the United States was apparently fine outsourcing foreign policy to his favorite unstable tech oligarch. Musk then hopped on a call with Trump to discuss this little private veto of U.S. and Ukrainian military strategy, because who wouldn’t want battlefield decisions run through the guy who can’t keep a website online during a Taylor Swift album drop.
This is the same Musk who dropped a quarter of a billion dollars to help re-elect Trump in 2024, then magically received billions in no-bid Pentagon contracts, access to government data, and his very own "Department of Government Efficiency" chainsaw to hack away at USAID and any other agency that annoyed him. Now he’s the single biggest donor of the 2026 midterms, pouring roughly $445m into keeping Republicans in charge, while also shoveling at least $168m into Texas super PACs backing walking indictment Ken Paxton — a man whose idea of public service involves Dubai parties with his extramarital girlfriend and alleged $300m healthcare fraudsters.
When he’s not rewriting U.S. foreign policy by throttling satellites, Musk is using X to beam weaponized lies to 242 million followers, like the fabricated story that Democrat James Talarico was secretly in a mental health facility. Security footage shows Talarico at home; the only real breakdown is America’s political immune system as one billionaire and one wannabe strongman fuse into a single, rage-tweeting shadow government. Reich’s conclusion is simple: defund Musk, break up his monopolies, tax his hoard, and stop letting a guy with a meme addiction and a persecution complex decide what happens on NATO’s front line.
Until 2029, though, we’re stuck in the Trump–Musk co-presidency, where a private citizen can threaten to cut off a key wartime communications system and then accuse critics of "stealing companies" and call for them to be jailed. Authoritarians used to seize the means of communication; now they just get no-bid contracts and a friendly call from the Oval Office.
Sunday, October 25, 2026
trump’s rural ‘winning’ is going so well they’re shopping for new populists

Dan Osborn explains to Nebraskans that real populism is fighting monopolies, not volunteering their farms as collateral for Trump’s next tax cut for billionaires.
Saturday, October 24, 2026
america’s most sensitive $2b son‑in‑law discovers libel law
elon musk tries to add ‘u.s. senate seat’ to shopping cart

Local Texans briefly pretend their votes matter as much as $158m of Elon’s couch-cushion money.
Friday, October 23, 2026
america’s top diplomat is a former qvc jewelry model now

Melania Trump, freshly promoted to Secretary of Literally Everything, prepares to solve centuries of European conflict with one tasteful ceasefire and a soft-focus camera shot.
Thursday, October 22, 2026
trump lights $400 million on fire to keep the grift alive
Wednesday, October 21, 2026
trump discovers utilities law via truth social post

President Trump, moments before discovering that utilities policy is not actually set via all-caps Truth Social posts about ‘dividends.’
Republicans spent months begging Trump to stop openly saying the quiet part about their data center love affair — that they’re fully aligned with Big Tech and its AI energy hogs, and anyone who objects is “backwards and poor.” With two weeks to go before Election Day and suburban voters noticing their electric bills, Trump has now executed the world’s laziest pivot: a Truth Social post where he just unilaterally “mandates” that data centers make their own electricity and pay local communities mysterious “dividends.” Policy, but make it MLM.
While Senate Republicans like John Thune, JD Vance, and Ohio’s walking conflict-of-interest Jon Husted scrambled to craft fake-tough talk about tech companies covering grid costs, Trump was busy assuring his billionaire tech buddies that Daddy Government would never get in the way of their server farms. Only now — after Husted face-planted trying to pass a Ratepayer Protection Act that was basically a campaign bailout — has Trump decided he too believes in this magical world where data centers conjure their own power and shower locals with cash just for existing. No regulatory framework, no enforcement, just vibes and “MAKE DEALS!!!”
The Trump White House even tried to get tech and utility companies to sign a pledge not to spike electricity costs for AI, because nothing reins in corporate excess like a strongly worded promise to the guy handing out tax cuts. Republicans spent years killing serious AI regulation and cuddling up to tech oligarchs; now they’re shocked voters don’t want to subsidize server farms that drink power like JD Vance drinks his own hype. So Trump’s solution is pure Trump: pretend he can command the grid by posting through it, slap a casino word like “dividends” on a corporate payoff scheme, and call it “GREAT FOR THE U.S.A.”
Tuesday, October 20, 2026
musk, maga inc. and the miracle of minority rule
trump lets the ai robber barons write the rules
shell bay shuttle diplomacy: trump world does peace talks, kind of
Diplomats from Ukraine, Norway, the E4, the EU, and NATO will all gather while Jared Kushner phones in with the flu, bravely continuing his lifelong tradition of failing upward from a safe distance. The "peace plan" was workshopped at Witkoff's private club with Zelensky, where they apparently hammered out proposals that just happen to live inside a venue designed for hedge funders and tax shelters, not international law.
The White House line is that Trump has "directed an intensive process" to create a comprehensive peace proposal to present to Russia, and now Witkoff will toddle off to Moscow to see if Vladimir Putin is in the mood. The goals are lofty: new European security architecture, postwar economic frameworks, and, presumably, some very tasteful investment opportunities for anyone with the right Mar-a-Lago lanyard. This is what statecraft looks like when your government is run as a family business and foreign policy is just another side hustle.
Monday, October 19, 2026
ai billionaires discover tax-deductible world domination
Anthropic swears this mountain of equity won’t be used for lobbying or political giving, which is adorable, because when you can move $100 billion around the globe at will, you don’t need to call it lobbying; you can just directly fund the reality you prefer. They’re talking about AI safety, biomedical research, and maybe doing something about the jobs their products are poised to vaporize — details TBD. Meanwhile, the Trump White House has discovered that some of these folks are Effective Altruists who say weird, abstract things about the relative value of infant vs. adult lives, so instead of focusing on the massive unaccountable private power being assembled, Taylor Budowich is rage-posting old blog quotes on X.
So we get a world where trillion-dollar AI firms build private mega-funds that can outspend entire governments, while Trump’s people attack them not for constructing a parallel, billionaire-run shadow state, but for caring too much about chickens and future people. The billionaires get to launder influence as "impact"; the MAGA crowd gets a fresh culture-war chew toy. Actual democratic control over how these sums shape labor markets, science, and global policy? That’s the one thing nobody’s funding.
elon musk nationalizes childhood, one spacex share at a time
elon musk and trump try to buy a sequel

Elon Musk, fresh from advising Trump on AI and free speech, pauses outside the West Wing to consider which Senate race he'll accidentally set on fire with his next nine-figure super PAC dump.
Republicans somehow managed to win the White House and Congress in 2024, then immediately face-planted into an unpopular war in Iran, high fuel costs, and rising prices. Voters hate Trump's agenda, they also hate the Democratic brand, and yet Democratic Senate candidates in places like Texas, Kansas, and Ohio are vacuuming up cash and polling leads like people who've noticed that endless war and $7 gas are bad.
Democrats are outraising Republicans in 27 of 35 Senate races, posting a nearly 5-to-1 edge in the most competitive contests. Texas Democrat James Talarico just hauled in about $60 million in one quarter, while GOP incumbents like Kansas Sen. Roger Marshall and Mississippi's Cindy Hyde-Smith are scraping together couch-cushion money by comparison. Still, Republican outside groups — including a trio of MAGA, Inc. super PACs — are flooding the airwaves to scream that Democrats are "too extreme" to govern, which is a bold charge from the party currently led by a guy under multiple indictments and an oligarch who thinks content moderation is censorship.
So the scoreboard: Democrats dominate candidate fundraising, Musk & friends dominate super PAC spending, and America gets the bill either way. Call it the new bipartisan consensus — government of the donors, by the super PACs, for whoever can still afford groceries after the Iran war surge pricing.
Thursday, October 15, 2026
two bored billionaires speedrun feudalism in space

Artist’s rendering of public institutions watching two billionaires decide who owns the sky.
elon musk tries to buy ken paxton a senate seat, bulk discount

Ken Paxton, seen here auditioning for "Senator, But Make It Indictable," as Elon Musk attempts to speedrun the tutorial level of buying a government.
American democracy, that scrappy little experiment in self-government, has now been fully converted into an in-app purchase. Elon Musk just dropped $158m into the Senate Leadership Fund and another $10m straight into a pro–Ken Paxton PAC, because if there’s one guy you want to elevate to the world’s most powerful deliberative body, it’s the indicted Texas attorney general whose brand is basically “have you tried being more corrupt?”
Republicans admitted months ago that backing Trump’s handpicked chaos muppet Paxton could cost up to $200m, so naturally the solution was to call the world’s richest man and shake him like a money tree. Paxton is struggling against James Talarico, a progressive who somehow committed the unforgivable sin of funding his campaign with mere tens of millions raised from actual donors instead of one bored oligarch trying to speedrun Citizens United.
Musk has now shelled out about $366m this cycle alone – more than he spent helping Trump in 2024 – despite solemnly promising in 2025 that he was going to dial back the political spending. As always, the only thing more flexible than Republican principles is a billionaire’s definition of "less." His PAC helpfully warns that if Democrats win, America might become "socialist, woke and borderless" – unlike the current model, which is oligarchic, lawless and paywalled, where Senate seats are essentially venture investments for tech barons and indicted officials, and voters are just the branding.
Wednesday, October 14, 2026
ukraine’s war, musk’s wifi, trump’s victory lap
turns out people hate living inside a server rack

Nothing says “small-town charm” like a 400-megawatt concrete cube humming away behind your “No Data Center in My Small Town” yard sign.
Rural and suburban voters who used to treat the GOP like a family heirloom are suddenly discovering they do, in fact, have a breaking point: it’s when their town gets turned into an industrial air conditioner for Amazon’s AI. A new YouGov/Economist survey finds that Americans living within about a mile of data centers are swinging hard toward Democrats this cycle, jumping from 54% to 61% Dem since May, while the rest of the country barely budged. Apparently, nonstop fan noise, black-smoke gas turbines, and no actual jobs is not the heartland renaissance people were promised.
The boom in “hyperscale” data centers—most of them in red states—has been moving faster than local zoning boards, environmental reviews, or basic human consent. Developers grab land, plug in a few hundred megawatts, and tell residents to enjoy their new 24/7 industrial neighbor. A new tracking site has counted at least 268 local opposition groups in 37 states and more than $260 billion in planned data centers already canceled this year. Both parties are suddenly discovering their inner populist on the issue, except Trump, who helpfully announced that towns who resist will be “backwards and poor” and should just let data centers “reign.” Nothing says “man of the people” like threatening your voters with poverty if they don’t agree to be a cooling system colony.
Republicans, having spent a decade screaming about coastal elites destroying small-town America, are now struggling to explain why it’s actually good when tech giants show up to siphon off local water, blast out noise pollution, and hire approximately four guys and a Roomba. A few GOP hopefuls are frantically backpedaling—like the Alabama candidate who called data center fears “bullcrap” in July and is now running on strict regulations—but the party still can’t string together a coherent message on why living next to a diesel-powered cloud bunker is freedom. As one Ohio activist put it, both parties are complicit; voters will deliver the only language politicians understand on November 3. The cloud may be decentralized, but the backlash is very, very local.