the trillionaire who privatized foreign policy

Elon Musk, listening intently as he contemplates whether to adjust tax policy, foreign aid, or the trajectory of a few satellites before lunch.
Elon Musk has now reached the "why bother with democracy when you can just buy it" stage of wealth. NPR notes he’s dropped over $400 million on Republican causes for the midterms — more than Bloomberg and Soros gave Democrats combined — while his companies have feasted on more than $30 billion in federal contracts, subsidies, loans and tax credits. Truly a heartwarming story of the government investing in small business, then watching that small business turn around and fund the politicians who’ll keep the gravy hose on full blast.
On the side, Musk’s SpaceX casually restricted Ukraine’s access to Starlink, knocking drones out of the sky in an active war, because nothing says responsible global leadership like letting one guy’s vibes determine battlefield communications. This is the same guy who oversaw DOGE, the Trump-era wrecking ball that dismantled USAID, a congressionally created foreign aid agency, and replaced it with whatever half-baked techno-libertarian fever dream he was having that week.
Historian David Nasaw calls Musk’s setup an “unholy alliance”: he hoovers up public money, then uses it to bankroll the politicians who protect him — a perpetual motion machine of oligarchy. Another historian tries to reassure us by saying, don’t worry, J.P. Morgan was worse. Comforting! Democracy may be in a “death spiral towards oligarchy,” but at least this time the robber baron is live-tweeting it and selling flamethrowers.








