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Category: oligarchy
oligarchy

trump taps nine-figure mystery fund guy to run the fed, what could go wrong

Kevin Warsh, preparing to reassure senators that the Juggernaut Fund full of undisclosed assets will absolutely not influence the guy running global monetary policy, scout’s honor.

Kevin Warsh, preparing to reassure senators that the Juggernaut Fund full of undisclosed assets will absolutely not influence the guy running global monetary policy, scout’s honor.

Kevin Warsh, Trump’s pick to run the Federal Reserve, turns out to own at least $100m in assets, including two mystery investments over $50m each in something called the Juggernaut Fund LP — which is exactly the kind of name you give a fund when you absolutely do not want anyone asking what’s inside. The underlying assets are conveniently hidden behind “pre-existing confidentiality agreements,” but don’t worry, he pinky-swears he’ll divest if confirmed. Ethics in Government Act compliance now apparently consists of: check a box, promise to sell the giant black box of money later, and we’re good. The rest of his portfolio reads like a VC pitch deck written by a bored chatbot: AI bets, crypto schemes like a “yield-generating Ethereum layer two,” a robotic coffee bar, bionic clothing, and a reversible male contraceptive startup. Because nothing says “steady hand on the world’s most important central bank” like a guy simultaneously long on robot lattes, Ethereum yield farms, and high-tech birth control. His wife, Jane Lauder, strolls in with a casual $1.9bn family fortune, plus muni bonds listed as just “over $1 million,” which is how rich people say “don’t bother me with decimals.” Meanwhile, the Senate confirmation is tangled up in a Republican vow to block Warsh until DOJ finishes its politically convenient investigation into current Fed chair Jerome Powell — a probe a federal judge already called a barely disguised attempt to bully Powell into cutting rates or quitting. DOJ is appealing, because of course it is; why stop using law enforcement as a monetary policy tool now? Powell’s term ends in May, and he’ll stay on pro tem if Warsh isn’t rammed through in time, so the world’s largest economy is basically waiting to see whether its central bank will be run by a career central banker… or by a nine-figure Juggernaut Fund guy whose conflicts of interest are marked “confidential” and stamped “trust me.”
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trump considers turning air travel into a literal monopoly game

United and American executives gaze lovingly at a route map, trying to decide which cities to overcharge first while Trump nods along like a man who thinks antitrust is a brand of breath mint.

United and American executives gaze lovingly at a route map, trying to decide which cities to overcharge first while Trump nods along like a man who thinks antitrust is a brand of breath mint.

United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby reportedly strolled into a late-February meeting with Donald Trump and floated the casual idea of merging United and American, a move that would essentially turn "competition" in US air travel into a historical anecdote. The two largest airlines on Earth would combine into one mega-carrier, shrinking the already oligopolistic "Big Four" (United, American, Delta, Southwest) down to a cozy Big Three that control nearly three-quarters of all passenger capacity.

Details of what Trump said are, of course, unclear, because why wouldn’t the fate of the entire airline industry be discussed in opaque, off-the-books conversations instead of, say, in public regulatory proceedings? Wall Street, however, got the message loud and clear: United’s stock ticked up, American’s jumped more than 7%, and investors briefly glimpsed a glorious future where passengers pay more for less while shareholders toast to "efficiency." As aviation expert Ganesh Sitaraman politely translated, fewer airlines means higher prices, more junk fees, and even more miserable flying — so, exactly the kind of deal this White House likes.

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy is out here doing his best "I’m not saying yes, I’m not saying no" routine, musing that there is "room" for more consolidation while promising theoretical scrutiny and asset sales. Meanwhile, unions, rival airlines, airports, and anyone who’s ever flown coach are expected to hate this. But when you’ve got a president who treats the Oval Office like the VIP lounge at Mar-a-Lago, where CEOs can pitch multi-billion-dollar mega-mergers over metaphorical cocktails, the public doesn’t exactly get priority boarding.

So the Trump administration’s deregulatory dream marches on: fewer companies, more concentrated power, and a government that hears out monopoly fantasies from CEOs before passengers even know what’s happening. If you thought flying was bad now, just wait until "competition" is a vintage concept and your only real choice is whether you want to be gouged in basic economy or gouged in slightly-less-basic economy.

Source: theguardian.com

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trumpworld takes its war-and-wallet summit off the books

The Salamander hotel, temporarily rebranded as the Global Elite Pop-Up War & Finance Emporium, where democracy is not on the guest list.

The Salamander hotel, temporarily rebranded as the Global Elite Pop-Up War & Finance Emporium, where democracy is not on the guest list.

While Trump screams on Truth Social about the "paper tiger" of NATO, his loyal lieutenants spent the weekend in Washington doing something far more on-brand: slipping into the Bilderberg meeting to mingle with billionaires, arms dealers, and spy chiefs without the inconvenience of public records. At the Salamander hotel, Interior secretary Doug Burgum, tariff whisperer Robert Lighthizer, House Ways and Means chair Jason Smith, and Trump’s "drone guy" Army secretary Dan Driscoll joined Wall Street bosses, pharma execs, and the usual NATO brass for some casual off-the-books lobbying. The agenda? The "Trans-Atlantic Defence-Industrial Relationship" and the "Future of Warfare" — otherwise known as how to turn permanent war and AI-powered drone swarms into a stable revenue stream. Eric Schmidt, now full-time drone evangelist, was there, along with Anduril’s Brian Schimpf and Palantir CEO Alex Karp, fresh off their work on Trump’s "Golden Dome" project. Intelligence chiefs, including the head of MI6, floated through this little democracy-free zone too, just to really underline that this is where policy gets made while voters get the press releases later. Normally, Peter Thiel is the dark wizard in residence here — he helps bankroll the Washington meetings through American Friends of Bilderberg, sits on the steering committee, and built Palantir with CIA money — but he skipped this year’s event, which in this universe counts as a transparency win. Still, Trumpworld got exactly what it loves: a secret space where corporate lobbyists and government officials can coordinate war, surveillance, and profit with zero oversight. The public gets no minutes, no transcripts, and no accountability — just the bill.
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trump’s favorite tv conglomerate speedruns media monopoly

Brendan Carr and the acting antitrust chief smile for the camera after helping one company swallow most of local TV, proving that regulatory capture now comes with its own photo op.

Brendan Carr and the acting antitrust chief smile for the camera after helping one company swallow most of local TV, proving that regulatory capture now comes with its own photo op.

Nexstar looked at federal law saying a broadcaster shouldn't control more than about 39% of U.S. TV households and said, "What if we just did 80% instead?" The FCC and DOJ, now apparently functioning as the White House's in-house merger concierge service, shrugged, stamped it approved, and posed for photos. FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr even flexed a selfie with the acting antitrust chief just days after they both green-lit Nexstar’s $6.2 billion gobble-up of Tegna, because when you're vaporizing media-ownership rules, you obviously need content for the gram.

The deal hands Nexstar 265 local stations across 44 states plus D.C., giving one Trump-friendly corporation staggering control over what counts as "local" news. And just to make sure the vibes were right, Nexstar pulled Jimmy Kimmel from its ABC stations after Carr publicly fantasized about pushing him off the air, then juiced up its cable arm NewsNation with pro-Trump pundit Katie Pavlich and a growing roster of Fox News refugees. Trump briefly pretended to weigh the deal, then smashed the big red button on Truth Social: "GET THAT DEAL DONE!" Four hours later, Carr obediently echoed the boss. Now a federal court in California is being asked to do the thing the regulators were supposed to: stop a politically wired media monopoly from jacking up prices, gutting newsrooms, and turning "local" coverage into a single corporate talking point.

So yes, under this administration, antitrust law is less about protecting competition and more about rewarding loyal broadcasters who yank the wrong comedians and hire the right MAGA influencers. The message from Trump-world is clear: align your newsroom with the president’s ego, and suddenly legal ownership caps become suggestions and 80% of American households is just a fun number on a slide deck.

Source: npr.org

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fox news to sacramento pipeline gets trump’s blessing

Steve Hilton, freshly endorsed by Trump, contemplates the awesome responsibility of turning California governance into a Fox News weekend segment.

Steve Hilton, freshly endorsed by Trump, contemplates the awesome responsibility of turning California governance into a Fox News weekend segment.

Donald Trump rolled out of his Truth Social bunker last night to endorse former Fox News host and David Cameron sidekick Steve Hilton for California governor, because why wouldn’t the largest state in the country be run by a guy whose main qualification is once yelling at liberals on cable news?

Trump promised that “as President, I will help him” and that “with Federal help, and a Great Governor, like Steve Hilton, California can be better than ever before!” Subtle as a brick: elect my guy and maybe the federal government will stop treating the country’s biggest economy like an enemy state. Elect anyone else and enjoy four more years of disaster tourism from Mar-a-Lago.

The GOP field is basically Hilton vs. Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco, while eight Democrats politely reenact the Spider-Man pointing meme in California’s jungle primary. Polls show no clear frontrunner and a non-trivial chance of a two-Republican general, which is why the state party chair is begging low-polling Democrats to stop cosplaying as viable candidates. Meanwhile, Hilton is out here promising tax cuts, homeownership, and better test scores, as if the main structural barrier to California’s future was not enough Steve Hilton in it.

So the Trump machine is now explicitly offering a loyalty rewards program for governors: say the right things on TV, get the presidential seal of approval and a vague promise of extra federal goodies. It’s not quite handing out ambassadorships to donors, but it’s the same basic model—just with more wildfire risk and a much bigger GDP.

Source: nbcnews.com

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trump’s billionaire stimulus package is going great

Americans gather near the Capitol to demand the radical idea that billionaires should pay more tax than a barista with two roommates and a 20-year-old Honda.

Americans gather near the Capitol to demand the radical idea that billionaires should pay more tax than a barista with two roommates and a 20-year-old Honda.

Under Donald "man of the people" Trump, billionaire fortunes hit all-time highs while the federal minimum wage stayed frozen at $7.25, like a museum exhibit from a time when groceries didn’t cost your firstborn. Oxfam reports that in the year after Trump’s re-election, billionaire wealth grew three times faster than in the previous five years, which is what happens when you pass tax laws written like a love letter to private jets and stock buybacks.

Out in the real world, people like Karen Sanchez are spending their free time at breweries asking strangers if they’d like to mildly inconvenience Elon Musk’s net worth. California’s pushing a one-time 5% wealth tax on its 200+ billionaires to patch the holes blown in hospital and education funding, while states like Massachusetts and Minnesota are already using millionaire taxes to do radical things such as feeding kids and fixing roads. At the federal level, Bernie Sanders and Ro Khanna have the audacity to propose that billionaires pay an annual 5% wealth tax, which in Trump’s America ranks somewhere between arson and treason.

Polls show about 70% of Americans think the system is rigged for corporations and the wealthy, possibly because the system is very obviously rigged for corporations and the wealthy. After Trump’s 2017 and 2025 tax cuts shoveled money to the top, CEOs of the five biggest US companies are averaging $52 million a year while the people who actually keep the country functioning are told to be grateful for "opportunity" and maybe some pizza in the break room. So yes, billionaire fortunes are soaring, and so is the movement to finally send them a tax bill that isn’t written in crayon by their lobbyists.

Source: theguardian.com

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trump’s billionaires-only tax plan is going great

Donald Trump, flanked by billionaires, announces another "middle-class tax cut" while someone quietly loads the Treasury into a Goldman Sachs-branded Brinks truck.

Donald Trump, flanked by billionaires, announces another "middle-class tax cut" while someone quietly loads the Treasury into a Goldman Sachs-branded Brinks truck.

Bernie Sanders helpfully confirms what everyone with a paycheck and a pulse already suspected: under Trump’s tax regime, America is basically a private country club where 938 billionaires own the place and the rest of us are paying cover. The top 1% now owns more wealth than the bottom 93%, Elon Musk alone has more than half the country, and somehow the guy worth $805bn is paying a lower tax rate than the person driving your Amazon package to your door. Meanwhile, Trump and his family picked up an extra $4bn since his re-election, because the house always wins when the house writes the tax code. While billionaires are out here paying effective tax rates that would embarrass a Cayman Islands shell company — 0.1% for Warren Buffett, under 1% for Jeff Bezos, 1.3% for Michael Bloomberg — Trump’s corporate tax bonanza lets giants like Tesla, SpaceX, Palantir, Ticketmaster, and the Yum Brands empire pay zero in federal income taxes on tens of billions in profits. But don’t worry, 60% of Americans living paycheck to paycheck are definitely "sharing the sacrifice." Oh, and 15 million people were thrown off healthcare so the top 1% could get a trillion‑dollar tax cut. Truly a model of Christian governance. Sanders proposes a 5% wealth tax on billionaires that would raise $4.4tn over a decade, enough to do wildly extremist things like: end homelessness, fund universal childcare, expand Medicare, raise teacher pay, and undo Trump’s healthcare cuts. Under this plan, Musk would owe $42bn and still be left with a paltry $792bn to scrape by, while Bezos and Zuckerberg would have to soldier on with a couple hundred billion each. The horror. As Justice Brandeis warned, you can have democracy or concentrated wealth, not both. Trump and his donors have made their choice. Sanders is simply pointing out that if this is a "populist" presidency, the only "people" it serves are billionaires and their accountants. So yes, the rich could pay their fair share and we could have functioning healthcare, housing, and schools. Or we can keep pretending that a system where schoolteachers pay a higher tax rate than Warren Buffett is freedom. Under Trump’s America, the only redistribution happening is from the bottom 90% straight into the yachts of the 1%, and they’re still calling it a tax cut for "hardworking Americans" with a straight face.

Source: theguardian.com

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government collapses, vip line surges

A TSA line wrapped around the terminal while a glowing CLEAR kiosk beckons: 'Government services failing? There’s an app for that.'

A TSA line wrapped around the terminal while a glowing CLEAR kiosk beckons: 'Government services failing? There’s an app for that.'

The Department of Homeland Security shuts down, TSA officers are working for free like it's an unpaid internship from hell, airports are collapsing into pure chaos – and Clear Secure’s stock is up 57%. Truly, the free market has spoken: why fund a functioning government when you can just pay $209 a year to skip past the peasants in line while the people actually doing security work can’t afford gas?

Clear’s app downloads jumped 625% in a single Sunday because nothing motivates Americans like the chance to buy their way out of a crisis the government created. TSA workers are unpaid, lines are "sprawling", and Clear helpfully deploys 3,500 "ambassadors" to manage the mess and toss out $200,000 in gas and grocery cards – a tidy PR write-off to paper over the fact that the shutdown that’s wrecking people’s lives is a growth opportunity on their earnings call.

And as the public system crumbles, TSA is partnering with Clear to roll out biometric e-gates that don’t need a human operator. So the government underpays and demoralizes its workforce, then quietly tests out replacing them with retina scanners run by a private company whose business model depends on permanent dysfunction at the checkpoints. What a coincidence. American travelers “deserve better,” Clear’s executive says – and by “better” he clearly means a future where security is two-tiered: premium face-scan fast lane for those who can afford it, and a six-hour line for everyone else stuck inside the world’s most profitable shutdown.

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trump’s big, beautiful wealth gap

Trump announces a tiny discount on a few drugs while quietly handing the stock market another gift basket from working-class America.

Trump announces a tiny discount on a few drugs while quietly handing the stock market another gift basket from working-class America.

Trump’s economy is doing great — as long as you’re in the top 10% hoarding about 90% of all stocks and responsible for half of U.S. consumer spending. The administration slashed regulations, showered corporations with tax breaks, and watched as seven tech giants turned the stock market into a VIP-only money cannon. Out in the real world, one guy is planning a house addition and not worrying about child care, while his friends are wondering why the “booming economy” never made it past the gated community. Meanwhile, Trump’s tariff fetish is quietly functioning as a regressive tax on everyone who can’t buy groceries in bulk at Costco with their capital gains. Prices are up, job growth is sputtering, and lower-income workers are discovering that the president who promised to fight for them actually outsourced that job to robots and AI. Wages are slowing, hiring is weak, and people like a 23-year-old optometrist’s assistant in Portland are skipping meals and getting told by official Washington that everything is fine and they’re just imagining the hunger. To paper over the mess, the White House is hyping a second-term rerun of the first: more tax cuts, more deregulation, and a crackdown on immigration dressed up as a wage plan. Toss in some Trump-branded 50-year mortgages, a handful of selectively cheaper prescription drugs, and a child savings account that only really works if your parents can throw in $5,000 a year, and you’ve got a perfect program: symbolic help for the poor, compounding returns for the rich. As families at the bottom juggle rent, loans, and food, Trump’s “big, beautiful bill” makes sure refunds are just large enough to distract from the fact that the entire system is engineered to keep the wealth gap not just wide, but growing.

Source: nbcnews.com

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trump admin bravely defends america’s most vulnerable: oil exporters

Trump energy officials reassure oil executives that, even during a war, no radical measures like ‘prioritizing Americans’ will be considered.

Trump energy officials reassure oil executives that, even during a war, no radical measures like ‘prioritizing Americans’ will be considered.

The Trump administration has bravely surveyed a region-wide war with Iran, surging crude prices, and Americans staring down $3.88 gas, and concluded the real crisis is that oil and gas executives might feel briefly uncomfortable. Interior Secretary Doug Burgum and Energy Secretary Chris Wright rushed to X with matching corporate love letters assuring industry that the White House has "no plan" to restrict oil and gas exports, because heaven forbid any of that sweet crude stay home during a wartime price shock. Instead of even pretending to weigh national energy security or consumer pain, the administration is loudly reaffirming its core doctrine: drill more, export more, and if Americans can’t afford to drive to work, they can always admire the quarterly earnings from afar. This comes as Burgum and Wright huddle with the oil and gas lobby, where "policy" is apparently just whatever the American Petroleum Institute scribbles on a napkin between cocktail refills. The message is clear: in Trump’s America, the strategic petroleum reserve is Wall Street’s feelings, and that’s what gets protected. The U.S. once treated crude exports as a strategic lever; now it’s a sacrament. The administration is busy expanding LNG export terminals and pledging fealty to global markets while calling it "good for the economy"—a neat way of saying "good for shareholders" and hoping no one asks who’s paying the $0.96-per-gallon war surcharge at the pump. Energy policy has been fully outsourced to the industry it’s supposed to regulate, and the only thing being conserved is profit.
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british tories audition for role of trump’s favorite vassal state

British conservatives lining up outside Mar-a-Lago, clutching Union Jacks and CVs, hoping to be promoted from "special relationship" to "loyal satellite" in the Trump–Musk empire.

British conservatives lining up outside Mar-a-Lago, clutching Union Jacks and CVs, hoping to be promoted from "special relationship" to "loyal satellite" in the Trump–Musk empire.

Once upon a time, British conservatives saw themselves as the wise "Greeks" guiding the big, dumb American "Romans" through the empire business. Now, post–second Trump term, the UK right has traded the toga for a red hat and is begging to be ideologically colonized by MAGA. The people who used to sneer at McDonald’s and baseball caps are now importing US culture-war scripts wholesale, yelling about "woke" – a Black American term – as if it came standard with the Magna Carta. The new fantasy on the British right isn’t empire; it’s vassal status. Far-right figures like Tommy Robinson are openly musing about Trump militarily intervening in Britain to remove Keir Starmer, because nothing says "sovereignty" like inviting a foreign strongman to send the tanks. Nigel Farage, Enoch Powell cosplayer and part-time Fox News furniture, sprints to US TV to trash his own prime minister and pledge fealty to Trump’s Iran adventures. Meanwhile, Trump’s former "co-president" Elon Musk is busy treating Britain like a cut‑rate Delaware with castles, fixated on its banks, offshore havens, and pliable elites as the next node in his global billionaire protection network. What’s left of British conservatism is now a franchise operation: US oligarchs provide the platforms, money, and algorithmic rage; UK populists supply the accents and the anti-immigrant bile. From Rupert Lowe to Katie Hopkins fantasizing about Trump himself, the message is clear: if you’re willing to trash your own democracy, undermine your own government, and swear loyalty to the MAGA project, there might just be a place for you on Musk’s timeline and Trump’s next coup-adjacent group chat. Empire may be dead, but client-state fascism is having a moment.

Source: theguardian.com

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billionaire tries to buy georgia, offers free trump cosplay with purchase

Trump greets an overflow crowd while his would-be mini-mes back in Georgia fight over who gets to carry his golf bag into the governor’s office.

Trump greets an overflow crowd while his would-be mini-mes back in Georgia fight over who gets to carry his golf bag into the governor’s office.

Georgia’s GOP primary for governor was already a MAGA-themed demolition derby, and then billionaire health care executive Rick Jackson showed up, dumped a promised $50 million on the track, and asked voters if they’d like a second helping of 2016 Trump with slightly worse branding.

Jackson has spent nearly $16 million in a month introducing himself as a "straight-talking, Trump-supporting self-made outsider" who "doesn’t owe anybody anything" — a fun line from a man attempting to purchase the governor’s mansion with couch-cushion change. He launched his campaign by descending in a glass elevator to evoke Trump’s golden escalator entrance, because if you’re going to cosplay as an authoritarian-adjacent cult leader, you might as well commit to the bit.

While Trump has already endorsed Lt. Gov. Burt Jones, Jackson is running a delicate little fanboy operation: he’s not touching Jones, but he is airing an ad calling Brad Raffensperger — the Republican who refused Trump’s request to help steal Georgia in 2020 — a "Judas" who "turned on his own kind." That spot conveniently aired in D.C. and West Palm Beach media markets, just in case a certain Florida resident needed his ego stroked between indictments.

The result: a billionaire oligarch trying to buy a governorship, a Trump-endorsed candidate, the state’s top law enforcement officer, and the secretary of state who once defended basic democracy all clawing for the same MAGA base. Georgia Republicans aren’t just running a primary; they’re holding auditions for who can best punish the guy who wouldn’t help Trump overturn an election — and who can spend the most to do it.

Source: nbcnews.com

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trump’s montana errand boy ghosts the ballot deadline

Steve Daines explains that after deep soul-searching, he’s decided the best person to represent Montana is whoever the GOP donor spreadsheet already picked.

Steve Daines explains that after deep soul-searching, he’s decided the best person to represent Montana is whoever the GOP donor spreadsheet already picked.

Steve Daines, longtime Trump footstool and alleged senator from Montana, suddenly remembered he has "wrestled" with a decision for months and, in a heroic burst of last‑minute clarity, dropped his re-election bid minutes before the filing deadline. Nothing says thoughtful leadership like a political Irish exit at 4:59pm. Rather than risk voters actually judging his record of rubber‑stamping Trumpism, Daines announced it was "time for new leaders like Tim Sheehy" to fight for Montana, which is an elegant way of saying: please replace me with a fresher face who will vote the exact same way but doesn’t have my baggage. Conveniently, GOP loyalist and US attorney Kurt Alme dove into the race right before the buzzer, while former University of Montana president Seth Bodnar launched an independent bid just to highlight how completely Montana Democrats have been reduced to background extras. Democrats hold zero statewide offices after Jon Tester’s 2024 loss, no big names have filed, and the state’s Senate seat is basically being passed around inside the Republican Party like a company car. Daines may be stepping aside, but the Trump-aligned Senate apparatus he helped build is staying right where it is, humming along for oligarchs and donors while voters get to pick their favorite flavor of the same agenda.

Source: theguardian.com

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billionaires help democrats decide what they really believe

Two Democrats, one congressional seat, and about six different Super PACs lurking just outside the frame with checkbooks open.

Two Democrats, one congressional seat, and about six different Super PACs lurking just outside the frame with checkbooks open.

North Carolina Democrats are headed to the polls to answer a simple question: what kind of opposition to President Trump’s second term would America’s billionaire class prefer? In the state’s 4th District, Rep. Valerie Foushee — the safe, well-connected incumbent with "good committee assignments" and a reputation for bringing home federal dollars — is being challenged by Durham County Commissioner Nida Allam, a Sanders-aligned progressive who thinks maybe ICE raids and unconditional support for Israel’s Gaza war aren’t actually the height of moral leadership.

This would be a normal intra-party ideological fight if it weren’t also a proxy war for every Super PAC with a checkbook and a god complex. Allam is denouncing "billionaire-funded Super PACs like crypto and AIPAC" trying to buy democracy, while simultaneously benefitting from outside progressive spending herself — because in Trump’s America, even the people running against oligarchic capture have to rent some oligarchic capture just to get on the field. Meanwhile, establishment Democrats rally around Foushee on the grounds that she already knows how to navigate the burning building that is Congress, so why waste time training a new firefighter?

The district is so blue that whoever wins the primary basically gets a congressional seat pre-installed, no assembly required. So the real contest isn’t Democrats vs. Republicans; it’s whether the party’s response to Trump’s authoritarian cosplay will be a louder, younger left flank or a smoother, more senior version of the status quo — all refereed by the same national donors who underwrite the system that made Trump possible in the first place. American democracy remains a vibrant marketplace of ideas, provided your ideas come with a robust fundraising operation.

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diplomacy, but make it nepotism

Trump explains that the best people for Middle East peace are his son‑in‑law, a condo guy, and Marco Rubio, because why would you ever involve the State Department in foreign policy?

Trump explains that the best people for Middle East peace are his son‑in‑law, a condo guy, and Marco Rubio, because why would you ever involve the State Department in foreign policy?

Trump used his platform to applaud the cutting-edge diplomatic team of: his son‑in‑law Jared Kushner, Florida ambition hologram Marco Rubio, and luxury real estate developer Steve Witkoff — because when you're dealing with Iran and Gaza, what you really need is a guy whose main qualification is knowing where to put the infinity pool. Who needs a State Department when you can just assemble a group chat of donors, relatives, and guys who were already in the VIP section?

This isn’t foreign policy so much as an oligarch internship program. Kushner, who still hasn’t answered for the billions in Saudi money that floated into his private fund, is now back in the middle of Middle East "negotiations" with the full blessing of the president whose daughter he married. Rubio, ever eager to be relevant to whatever authoritarian project is currently trending, gets a shout‑out for playing junior partner in the shadow government. And Witkoff’s presence underlines the Trump doctrine: treat geopolitics like a distressed property — flip it fast, don’t ask questions, and hope no one looks too closely at the paperwork.

What Trump is really praising here is the normalization of private foreign policy: unelected, unconfirmed, financially entangled cronies running negotiations on war and peace while actual diplomats and institutions are sidelined. It’s not a government, it’s a family business with a few senators brought in to keep up appearances — and the rest of us get to live with whatever these guys scribble on the cocktail napkin they’re calling a peace plan.
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another quiet weekend at america’s most corrupt country club

Secret Service agents stand guard at Mar-a-Lago, the only presidential residence where you can dodge bullets, ethics rules, and a dress code all in the same afternoon.

Secret Service agents stand guard at Mar-a-Lago, the only presidential residence where you can dodge bullets, ethics rules, and a dress code all in the same afternoon.

An armed man carrying what appeared to be a shotgun and a fuel can was shot and killed after breaching the secure perimeter of Mar-a-Lago, the presidential timeshare slash private cash machine in Palm Beach. Secret Service agents and a Palm Beach county sheriff’s deputy opened fire near the north gate, according to the agency.

Trump, the star attraction of this security nightmare theme park, was at the White House at the time, meaning once again the only people truly in danger at Mar-a-Lago were the taxpayers footing the bill for militarized protection of a golf resort that also sells wedding packages. The man’s identity hasn’t been released yet, but the larger plot is familiar: the United States continues to underwrite a fortified luxury compound where the line between "official residence" and "pay-to-play members-only club" is about as secure as the perimeter apparently was.

So the public gets the cost, the danger, and the constitutional headaches, while Mar-a-Lago gets the prestige of being both a soft target and a soft coup against the idea that public office shouldn’t double as a hospitality brand. Truly, a five-star review for the ongoing experiment in government-by-country-club.
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trump polls slightly better than wasps, still worse than democracy

Trump, slightly more popular than wasps, vastly more dangerous than any actual insect.

Trump, slightly more popular than wasps, vastly more dangerous than any actual insect.

Pollsters have discovered a new scientific benchmark for American politics: Donald Trump is now less popular than spiders and ants, but still doing better than wasps and mosquitoes. So congratulations to the president – he’s officially performing somewhere between household pest and bloodsucking biohazard. Naturally, this historically unpopular guy with a 61% disapproval rating is insisting on Truth Social that these are the "highest poll numbers" he’s ever had, because reality is for losers and non-felons.

The 2026 midterms loom, and Trump is reportedly telling Republicans behind closed doors that if they lose the House, Democrats will "find a reason to impeach" him. That’s not paranoia so much as a confession with stage fright. A Democratic House could slow-roll his agenda and actually investigate all that "government overreach" the article politely tiptoes around, which is why he’s suddenly discovered the concept of consequences.

Of course, unlike ants, Trump has a few advantages – namely, a firehose of billionaire cash. The RNC is sitting on $95m, Democrats are rummaging in the couch cushions with $14m and some IOUs, and Trump’s Maga Inc super PAC is parked on about $304m like a particularly litigious dragon. Overall, Republicans have over $600m ready to burn on the midterms, while Democrats limp in under $200m, and outside groups are projected to drop another $5bn. It’s not an election so much as a hostile takeover funded by 100 very rich families who spent $2.6bn in 2024 to make sure the rest of us keep arguing about bugs while they buy the government.

So as the midterms approach, America faces a stark choice: let a deeply unpopular president backed by a mountain of oligarch money keep rewriting the rules, or see if voters like democracy more than they dislike spiders. Polling suggests ants, at least, still have a better reputation than Congress.

Source: theguardian.com

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ai safety pacs: now with 20 million extra democracy-bucks

Anthropic and OpenAI prepare to train their most powerful model yet: the United States Congress.

Anthropic and OpenAI prepare to train their most powerful model yet: the United States Congress.

Anthropic has decided the best way to make sure AI "serves the public good" is to shovel $20 million into a political group to influence who writes the laws about AI. The money goes to Public First Action, a nice, wholesome outfit whose main mission is to stop the federal government from overriding state AI regulations — including that December Trump executive order designed to kneecap pesky state-level rules that might inconvenience his tech buddies.

One of the lucky beneficiaries: Republican Marsha Blackburn, now running for Tennessee governor, who bravely fought against Congress trying to stop states from passing their own AI laws. So yes, we have an AI company bankrolling a Republican politician to resist federal preemption pushed by Trump, all so the "public good" can be lovingly curated by whichever donor has the biggest checkbook this quarter.

Across the field, Leading the Future — backed by OpenAI president Greg Brockman and VC hype priest Marc Andreessen — has already hoovered up $125 million to fight stricter AI regulation. So the midterms are shaping up to be a delightful little experiment in algorithmic self-governance, where the people get to choose between Team Slightly-Regulated AI and Team Please-Do-Not-Regulate-My-Stock-Options, while Trump’s executive orders loom in the background like a half-finished Terms of Service written in crayon.

The result: a political system where the most advanced AI labs on Earth are locked in a spending war to decide how lightly they themselves should be policed. Democracy, in its final form: not one person, one vote, but one billionaire, one PAC, one regulatory capture strategy.

Source: theguardian.com

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global patriarchy, brought to you by the epstein vip lounge

Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, co-chairs of the Global Elite Misogyny & Sex Crimes Council, posing like this is all perfectly normal.

Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, co-chairs of the Global Elite Misogyny & Sex Crimes Council, posing like this is all perfectly normal.

Welcome to the Epstein files, where the world’s most important men gather to solve the great questions of our age: how to get the UN secretary general, a former defense secretary, a White House comms director, a few billionaires, and maybe one woman ("Anne Hathaway (really)") to the same dinner table without accidentally implying that women are people. The Department of Justice’s email dump reads like a networking guide for the global ruling class: men get invited as "interesting" minds, and women get invited as snacks, assistants, or bodies to be upgraded like a used Tesla.

On one email track, Epstein is telling Richard Branson that the head of the Nobel Peace Prize committee is crashing at his place and might be a fun contact. On the other, he’s telling a woman: "Take a selfie of your pussy and send." That’s the split-screen: powerful men get cultivated, traded, and flattered; women get told to fix their teeth, lose weight, treat their STDs, and maybe consider a little nose reduction before 23. The patriarchy isn’t a theory here, it’s a shared inbox.

The machinery runs on women doing unpaid emotional and logistical labor so the boys’ club can keep circulating the globe in private jets pretending their dinner parties are geopolitics. Epstein’s assistant Lesley Groff coordinates helicopters, Paris–LA–NY–London routes, and "snack-y" treats for VIPs like Larry Summers while syncing with other billionaires’ female staff to make sure Richard Branson’s sauvignon blanc and sugar-free dessert needs are met. Meanwhile, when Epstein wants seminars on "power" and "money," his invite list is a roll call of tech bros, ex-presidents, and finance guys—zero women, naturally. Women can organize the calendar, arrange the menu, and supply the sex, but the table itself? That’s reserved for the men deciding how the world works.
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michigan invents the bipartisan pro-trump coalition no one asked for

John James, proudly modeling the Spring 2026 "I still support Trump" collection.

John James, proudly modeling the Spring 2026 "I still support Trump" collection.

Michigan voters apparently told pollsters they think the state is on the right track after seven years of Gretchen Whitmer, so naturally the political system is working overtime to break that. Enter Mike Duggan, a lifelong Democrat who looked at the Trump era, the coup attempts, the tariffs kneecapping Detroit’s auto industry and thought: you know what this needs? Me, as an independent, funded by Trump donors. Instead of just running in a primary like a normal ambitious politician, Duggan is trying out the new "above-the-fray, below-the-ethics" model: take checks from former Michigan GOP Chair Ron Weiser and other pro-Trump donors, refuse to seriously criticize Donald Trump, then insist Democrats are "failing" because they talk too much about the guy whose party tried to overturn Michigan’s votes. The state party chair, Curtis Hertel, keeps pointing out that Duggan is very bravely ignoring Trump right up until the moment it might cost him Republican support. On the other side, Republicans are doing what they do best now: stapling themselves to Trump and calling it leadership. John James and Perry Johnson are busy auditioning for Most Loyal Mini-Trump while Jocelyn Benson, the Democrat who actually defended Michigan’s elections from Trump’s 2020 tantrum, has the audacity to mention that maybe the democracy-wrecking ex-president is relevant to people’s economic futures. Duggan’s pitch is that everyone else is too obsessed with Trump, a bold stance for a guy whose campaign is literally being fueled by Trump’s donor network. So the 2026 Michigan governor’s race is shaping up as a three-way experiment in American politics: one candidate who fought Trump’s attacks on democracy, one candidate proudly aligned with Trump, and one candidate pretending Trump is just a vibe while cashing MAGA checks and insisting he’s the only serious adult in the room. What could possibly go wrong with a system where the path to power runs straight through the man who tried to toss out the state’s votes?

Source: nbcnews.com

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