dickhead continues his firing spree, faa edition

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Documenting the chaos since day one — one awful day at a time.

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the irs
Elon Musk’s DOGE wants access to the IRS’s most sensitive database, which contains detailed financial records of every taxpayer, business, and nonprofit in the country—because clearly, nothing says “government efficiency” like unchecked access to your tax returns. Under pressure from the White House, the IRS is considering a deal to grant DOGE officials access to the Integrated Data Retrieval System (IDRS), which lets IRS employees view personal identification numbers, banking details, and even edit taxpayer records. IRS officials are deeply alarmed, as even commissioners don’t get this level of access—but a DOGE software engineer with no tax experience apparently should. The White House insists this is just about “eliminating waste, fraud, and abuse”, while experts warn it could let political appointees weaponize tax data—but don’t worry, they pinky-promise to delete it when they’re done.

the first lady looking like hes having a stroke
Trump is now floating the idea of defaulting on U.S. payments after Musk’s so-called “government efficiency” team allegedly found “irregularities” in Treasury data. No details, no evidence—just a vague suggestion that the U.S. might decide not to pay its bills based on whatever Musk and his hand-picked tech bros think they’ve uncovered. Because why not turn the entire global financial system into a meme stock? Given that DOGE operatives were just given access to Treasury payment systems, this raises some very uncomfortable questions. But hey, what’s the worst that could happen? It’s only the foundation of the world economy.

this is the weak ass bitch getting into all of our shit
Meet Edward Coristine: fired from a cybersecurity firm for leaking info to competitors, bragged about having backdoor access to their systems, and now… has access to sensitive government data under Musk’s DOGE squad. What could go wrong? Coristine, a 19-year-old former intern at Neuralink, was booted from Path Network after an internal investigation found he leaked proprietary data. He later posted online that he could have wiped their servers—but, don’t worry, he totally didn’t. Now, he’s helping Musk’s government hit squad replace federal employees with AI and analyze massive datasets on government personnel. Meanwhile, Senator Ron Wyden is sounding the alarm on the DOGE team’s complete lack of vetting, warning that these guys "have no business anywhere close to sensitive information." But hey, Trump signed an executive order fast-tracking their security clearances, so what could possibly go wrong?

here we see a neck tie under extreme duress, if you listen closely you can hear it screaming out in pain "please get this tub of orange fat off of me!"

gravity is not kind to his face

what a fat fucking head

nazi sympathizer just looking stupid

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usdhs computers, will likely sit idle now after departments are gutted by an incompetent old man

DHS Drops advisory committees