trump’s golden dome and the doomsday clock

Keir Starmer and Xi Jinping, both carefully not mentioning the part where China is racing to build more nukes while Trump tries to sell a magic missile umbrella to terrified Americans.
Documenting the chaos since day one — one awful day at a time.

Keir Starmer and Xi Jinping, both carefully not mentioning the part where China is racing to build more nukes while Trump tries to sell a magic missile umbrella to terrified Americans.

Donald Trump, bravely threatening a war he’ll never have to fight in, while a US armada does the heavy lifting for his latest episode of Strongman Theater.

Idaho National Lab, now available in ‘move fast and break containment’ mode — safety paperwork sold separately.

Prince Harry, a literal prince, trying to explain basic NATO obligations to a guy who once asked if we could just use nukes more.

Stock photo of a Pentagon server rack, presumably labeled: "Totally Secure, Except For The Part Where Microsoft Outsourced It To China."

Trump, live from the world’s tackiest command center, explains that Iran ‘may be behaving badly’—unlike the U.S., which only tears up treaties and threatens wars for sport.

Lindsey Graham explaining to America that the ex-KGB dictator might not be honest, as if he’s just cracked the Da Vinci Code.

Hegseth: because nothing says 'defense strategy' like a turtle with an RPG.

Look at Bolton here, probably contemplating the best emoji to use when leaking classified info.

president clown make up and fat piece of shit welcomes ukrainian hero to the white house
In a breathtaking display of incompetence, Trump pauses military aid to Ukraine—because who needs allies fighting for their survival when you can throw a tantrum and play negotiator with a dictator? This brilliant strategy, championed by the likes of JD Vance and Marco Rubio, is nothing but an absurd attempt to massage Trump’s inflated ego while throwing a crucial ally under the bus. Meanwhile, Putin must be cracking open the vodka, toasting to our 'diplomatic pressure' on a nation bleeding and begging for help. Bravo, America, for electing a leader whose idea of international relations resembles a kindergarten squabble!

The Trump Administration Is Deprioritizing Russia as a Cyber Threat
Apparently, the Trump administration has decided that Russia is no longer a cyber problem—because nothing says 'I'm safeguarding national security' like ignoring the cyber criminal masterminds actively undermining democracy while cozying up to Putin. With cyber threats taking a backseat to Twitter drama, the U.S. is effectively giving Russia a VIP pass to wreak havoc, all while claiming that China and Iran are the real bad guys. It's a bold strategy to downplay the most pressing cybersecurity threats—no doubt everyone in Moscow is popping champagne over this ridiculous incompetence!

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In a stunning display of incompetence, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has ordered U.S. Cyber Command to just fold its arms and watch as Russia continues its digital war on the West, proving once again that the only thing more dangerous than a Kremlin hacker is a clueless American bureaucrat. Meanwhile, the White House is busy bending over backwards to cozy up to a regime that invades other countries and undermines democracy, while millions of Americans are left wondering why their cyber security strategy feels like a bad sitcom. Bravo, Hegseth – you’ve successfully turned National Defense into a punchline!

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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's latest episode of ‘Let’s invade Mexico’ is a glorious reminder that our leaders are more interested in flexing military might than tackling the real issues of insider corruption and incompetence that plague our border crisis. While he struts around issuing threats like a schoolyard bully, Mexican officials must be laughing behind their hands. Sure, let’s blame the cartels for the flood of fentanyl, but let’s also ignore the glaring fact that the real drug lord here wears a suit and has a corner office! If Hegseth’s grand strategy involves strutting around like an overlord while the actual problems linger, we might as well hand the cartels a medal for bottling our ineptitude. Terrific job, Pete!
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More than **20 government tech experts just quit en masse**, refusing to help Musk’s **Department of Government Efficiency** dismantle **critical public services.** Meanwhile, Musk—who once hyped DOGE as a **bureaucracy-busting revolution**—was last seen at CPAC **waving a Chinese-made chainsaw.** Because nothing says “American efficiency” like **gutting Social Security and veterans’ services while roleplaying as a dictator.**

Trump and Macron, the duo redefining 'awkward diplomatic handshakes'

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The administration’s purge of the ‘deep state’ has reached the CIA. A wave of firings and resignations is rocking the intelligence agency, with senior officials being ousted in what looks like a political loyalty test. This follows the broader shake-up across national security agencies, as Trump’s inner circle tightens its grip on intelligence operations. Critics warn that gutting experienced leadership could cripple the agency’s ability to respond to threats, but hey, who needs spies when you have sycophants? It’s not about national security—it’s about control.

Protesters march away from the State Capitol in St. Paul, Minnesota, days after the police killing of George Floyd. The killing launched a move toward police accountability by both presidents Trump and Biden, but now Trump has killed an accountability database. (John Minchillo/AP)
Trump kills federal police misconduct database, because why track bad cops? In a move that will surely make accountability optional, the Trump administration has shut down the National Law Enforcement Accountability Database, which tracked misconduct records for federal officers. The database was created under Biden and covered 150,000 officers across 90 agencies, helping prevent problem cops from agency-hopping. But apparently, tracking who’s been fired for misconduct is just too much government oversight. No explanation was given for the shutdown, but Trump’s executive order scrapping it claimed Biden’s policies were “radical” and “illegal.” Because nothing says law and order like letting bad cops wipe the slate clean.

protestors standing up for the civil service
I guess “draining the swamp” just means gutting the government and hoping nobody notices. A federal judge just cleared the way for Trump’s mass firings of federal workers, rejecting a union lawsuit that tried to block the move. More than half a million jobs are on the chopping block, and the IRS is already laying off 6,000 employees—because nothing says efficiency like gutting the tax agency in the middle of filing season. The unions argue this is an unconstitutional power grab, but the judge shrugged and kicked the case to a labor board stacked with Trump appointees. Meanwhile, Trump’s administration insists this is just about “streamlining and modernizing” the government—because nothing says modern like firing everyone and letting chaos sort it out.

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