The Trump Presidency Timeline

Republicans are at it again, proposing to gut Medicaid so they can fund Trump’s immigration crackdowns and extend tax cuts for the wealthy. Because what’s a few hundred thousand low-income Americans losing healthcare when there are rich folks who might need a bigger yacht? The plan also targets non-U.S. citizens, because apparently, the best way to make America great is by making it harder for people to access basic care. Critics warn this could devastate vulnerable communities, but hey, at least the 1% can rest easy knowing their tax breaks are safe. Priorities!

President Donald Trump announced his intention to "demand that interest rates drop immediately," aiming to stimulate economic growth. While lower interest rates can encourage borrowing and investment, the Federal Reserve, which sets these rates, operates independently to balance economic factors like inflation and employment. Apparently one can just bully the semi-autonomous agency into submission, thanks joe I coulda used a 2% home loan

President Donald Trump has proposed creating a strategic Bitcoin reserve, aiming to bolster the U.S. position in the global crypto market. While the idea of a digital asset stockpile might sound cutting-edge, investing government funds in such a volatile and unregulated market is fraught with risks. Bitcoin's notorious price swings could lead to significant financial instability, and the lack of centralized oversight makes it susceptible to fraud and cyberattacks. Critics argue that this plan could jeopardize taxpayer money and question the prudence of tying national assets to such an unpredictable currency. Perhaps some ideas are better left in the digital realm.

Redefining "swift justice," Daniel Charles Ball, freshly pardoned by President Trump for his January 6 escapades, managed to land himself back behind bars just 24 hours later. Ball, who had been accused of hurling an explosive device at Capitol police, was rearrested on federal weapons charges after authorities discovered a .22 caliber rifle and ammunition at his Florida residence—a big no-no for a convicted felon. It seems that while Trump can wipe the slate clean, he can't stop someone from scribbling all over it again. As the first among 1,500 pardoned individuals to boomerang back into custody, Ball's rapid recidivism serves to remind us we live in the dumbest of timelines.

Leaving actual economists scratching their heads, President Donald Trump has proposed eliminating federal income taxes, suggesting that increased tariffs could fill the revenue gap. Critics argue that this plan could disproportionately burden lower- and middle-income Americans, as tariffs often lead to higher consumer prices. Additionally, experts warn that such a shift could destabilize the economy and strain international trade relations. While the idea of abolishing income tax may sound appealing, the potential consequences of relying solely on tariffs could be far-reaching and complex. Hey, who are we kidding though, it's not like Donald Trump even pays his taxes as it is. Freeloader.

Pre-inauguration throwback! The self-proclaimed king of “the art of the deal” now wants to eliminate the debt ceiling entirely, because apparently, when you’ve already ballooned the national debt by nearly $8 trillion during your last term, what’s a few more zeros? So much for fiscal conservatism—the party of balanced budgets is now more like the party of “just put it on the tab.” Critics point out that removing the debt ceiling doesn’t fix reckless spending; it just removes the brakes. But hey, why limit yourself when you can run up the credit card and let the next guy worry about it? Responsible governance, Trump-style!

Throwback from before the inauguration! Nothing says “billionaire priorities” like a single Elon Musk tweet derailing a government funding bill that included $190 million for pediatric cancer research. In true dystopian fashion, Musk’s public opposition led lawmakers to strip funding for the Gabriella Miller Kids First Research Program, named after a young cancer victim, from the final package. Apparently, helping kids beat cancer just didn’t vibe with the new fiscal mood. Critics are calling it a shameful reminder that, in modern politics, a billionaire’s 280 characters hold more weight than the lives of vulnerable children. Democracy at its finest!

In a move that has reignited debates over the ethics of profiting from incarceration, President Donald Trump has rescinded Executive Order 14006, which previously directed the Department of Justice to phase out the use of privately operated criminal detention facilities. This decision reverses the policy implemented during the Obama administration and reinstated by President Joe Biden in 2021, which aimed to reduce profit-based incentives in the prison system. Critics argue that for-profit prisons have historically been associated with higher rates of violence and substandard conditions compared to publicly operated facilities. The revival of private prison contracts is expected to benefit major corporations in the industry, raising concerns about the influence of profit motives on incarceration policies. Industries that control human lives should never be for profit, because these assholes prove time and time again that they will gladly take the profits and fuck the people.

Right now, the average cost of a gallon of gas is 3.12, a dozen eggs is 3.31, and a gallon of cow titty goop is 4.10, here in Kentucky it was 4.99 and 5.99 for eggs and milk respectively