The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 33 entries and counting.
"we wanted you to cut funds to the other poor people!"

“I’m hearing from my institutions concerned about it,” Sen. Shelley Moore Capito said about the government cuts. “It’s pretty drastic.” | AP
Republicans loved Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)—right up until it started gutting jobs and funding in their own backyards. Now, GOP lawmakers are scrambling to shield national parks, farm subsidies, and NIH research grants from Musk and Trump’s budget axe, even as the administration barrels ahead with mass layoffs and spending freezes. Idaho Rep. Mike Simpson is worried about 1,000 fired park rangers, Sen. Jerry Moran wants to protect farmers losing USAID contracts, and Sen. Shelley Moore Capito is fighting NIH cuts that hurt universities in her state. But the White House isn’t backing down, insisting the “spending freeze” is eliminating waste, fraud, and abuse—though Republicans are suddenly realizing “waste” means their constituents’ jobs.
Source: archive.ph
thousands of people in trump states might very well lose their good high paying jobs over his budget cuts

ford assembly plant that may
Source: news5cleveland.com
senator realizes in real time her broke ass state is a welfare queen

senator please keep giving us federal money
Ah, the classic GOP dilemma: gut federal funding while scrambling to save their own bacon. Alabama Senator Katie Britt (R) is now frantically assuring voters that she and RFK Jr. will do everything they can to protect her state’s precious NIH funding—even as her party slashes it. Why? Because, shocker, Alabama’s biggest employer—the University of Alabama at Birmingham—relies on those “big government” grants to function. Britt is desperately spinning this as a fight against “waste” and “Communist China,” but the real panic is setting in as Republicans realize their own red-state economies depend on the very funding they want to kill. Now the question is: will Trump pivot to only defunding blue-state research institutions, or just those that fail the loyalty test? Stay tuned for more self-inflicted GOP chaos.
Source: talkingpointsmemo.com
throwback: firefighters union that supported trump sees funding gutted after trump and musk torpedo a bill

a christmas tree adorned with images of those we lost on 9/11
Elon Musk and Donald Trump torpedoed a bipartisan spending bill, and 9/11 first responders are paying the price. After Musk threw a tantrum on X and Trump backed him up, House Republicans ripped funding for the World Trade Center Health Program out of the budget, leaving 130,000 first responders and survivors without critical healthcare. Firefighter unions are furious, calling it "unthinkable" that, 23 years later, they’re begging for the government to remember the heroes of 9/11. But sure, let’s talk about real patriotism.
Source: nydailynews.com
He's going to kill thousands of his own MAGA supporters in FAFOtowns across America

closed hospital, thanks president derpy
Virginia’s Community Health Centers Are Running Out of Money—And Trump’s Chaos Is to Blame
Even though a federal judge paused Trump’s disastrous funding freeze, half of Virginia’s community health centers still can’t access their grant money. Now, some are shutting down services, and others are closing locations entirely—all because the government’s financial pipeline is in shambles.
Virginia has 31 Federally Qualified Health Centers (FQHCs) that serve over 400,000 patients a year, many in rural areas with limited access to healthcare. These clinics provide:
- Primary care
- Dental services
- Behavioral health
- Substance abuse treatment
But thanks to Trump’s reckless attempt to freeze federal funding, 16 of these clinics have been cut off from their grants, leaving them unable to pay staff and forcing them to scale back services or close completely.
What this means for Virginians:
- Patients are being diverted to other locations, sometimes hours away.
- Some clinics are shutting down dental services entirely.
- Rural communities—already underserved—are getting hit the hardest.
Trump’s administration may have walked back the funding freeze after getting smacked down in court, but his team is still slow-walking payments, leaving clinics in limbo. Meanwhile, patients who rely on these centers for affordable care are being told to just deal with it.
Virginia’s healthcare advocates are urging people to pressure their elected officials to fix this disaster. But let’s be real—this crisis was entirely manufactured, and the people paying the price are those who can least afford it.
looks like the honeymoon between lovers elonia and ferrethead might be coming to an end

elonia let trump sit at the resolute desk
Source: wired.com
venezuelans overwhelmingly support diaper donny, now he says get the f*ck out
puppy killer and cosplay barbie
Source: reuters.com
carrie underwood serenades notorious rapist and adulterer

american idol becomes american laughing stock by performing for a room full of grifters rapists and pedohphiles
Source: independent.co.uk
he loves the poorly educated

illiterate old man struggles to read a teleprompter, probably
Source: cnn.com
trouble in paradise, already

worlds richest man and grown ass baby is iced out by ice queen suzie wiles
Source: thetimes.com
trump f*cks over red states with ev manuever

the art of tanking economies
Source: newsweek.com
Police union that endorsed trump upset he followed through on promises
the next contestants on "the leopard ate my face"
Source: yahoo.com
Trump repeals executive order on lowering prescription drug costs

cost of medication can rise
Source: presidency.ucsb.edu