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Category: leopards ate my face
leopards ate my face

throwback: firefighters union that supported trump sees funding gutted after trump and musk torpedo a bill

a christmas tree adorned with images of those we lost on 9/11

a christmas tree adorned with images of those we lost on 9/11

Elon Musk and Donald Trump torpedoed a bipartisan spending bill, and 9/11 first responders are paying the price. After Musk threw a tantrum on X and Trump backed him up, House Republicans ripped funding for the World Trade Center Health Program out of the budget, leaving 130,000 first responders and survivors without critical healthcare. Firefighter unions are furious, calling it "unthinkable" that, 23 years later, they’re begging for the government to remember the heroes of 9/11. But sure, let’s talk about real patriotism.

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leopards ate my face

He's going to kill thousands of his own MAGA supporters in FAFOtowns across America

closed hospital, thanks president derpy

closed hospital, thanks president derpy

Virginia’s Community Health Centers Are Running Out of Money—And Trump’s Chaos Is to Blame

Even though a federal judge paused Trump’s disastrous funding freeze, half of Virginia’s community health centers still can’t access their grant money. Now, some are shutting down services, and others are closing locations entirely—all because the government’s financial pipeline is in shambles.

Virginia has 31 Federally Qualified Health Centers (FQHCs) that serve over 400,000 patients a year, many in rural areas with limited access to healthcare. These clinics provide:

  • Primary care
  • Dental services
  • Behavioral health
  • Substance abuse treatment

But thanks to Trump’s reckless attempt to freeze federal funding, 16 of these clinics have been cut off from their grants, leaving them unable to pay staff and forcing them to scale back services or close completely.

What this means for Virginians:

  • Patients are being diverted to other locations, sometimes hours away.
  • Some clinics are shutting down dental services entirely.
  • Rural communities—already underserved—are getting hit the hardest.

Trump’s administration may have walked back the funding freeze after getting smacked down in court, but his team is still slow-walking payments, leaving clinics in limbo. Meanwhile, patients who rely on these centers for affordable care are being told to just deal with it.

Virginia’s healthcare advocates are urging people to pressure their elected officials to fix this disaster. But let’s be real—this crisis was entirely manufactured, and the people paying the price are those who can least afford it.

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leopards ate my face

looks like the honeymoon between lovers elonia and ferrethead might be coming to an end

elonia let trump sit at the resolute desk

elonia let trump sit at the resolute desk

Elon Musk's aggressive takeover of federal agencies through the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is causing significant tension within President Donald Trump's inner circle. While Trump and Musk maintain a publicly amicable relationship, staffers and aides are increasingly concerned about Musk's rapid consolidation of power. A Republican aide familiar with the situation noted, "I think it's more the staff who have an issue with Elon than President Trump." The unease stems from the appointment of young, inexperienced engineers with ties to Musk, who now have access to highly sensitive federal systems. This swift upheaval has left many within the administration uncertain about communication channels and the proper chain of command between agencies and the White House. Some Trump loyalists fear that Musk's expanding influence could soon clash with the administration's objectives, leading one operative to comment, "There could be a collision course coming here at some point. He's getting too big for his breeches."
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leopards ate my face

venezuelans overwhelmingly support diaper donny, now he says get the f*ck out

puppy killer and cosplay barbie

puppy killer and cosplay barbie

In a stunning display of compassion, the diaper don's administration has decided to end Temporary Protected Status (TPS) for 348,000 Venezuelans, because apparently, escaping a collapsing dictatorship just isn’t a good enough reason to stay in the land of the free. Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem—who's never met a hardline immigration stance she didn’t love—claims Venezuela is now totally fine, so these immigrants can pack their bags and enjoy a one-way ticket back to economic collapse and authoritarian rule. Never mind that Venezuela is still plagued by political repression, a collapsing economy, and one of the worst humanitarian crises in the world—Trump and his team have elections to win, and nothing gets the base fired up quite like mass deportations. Immigration advocates are calling the move cruel and reckless, while businesses that rely on Venezuelan labor are preparing for workforce shortages. But hey, at least Trump gets another campaign rally talking point. Priorities, right? It's even more egregious because the Venezuelan community were some of frumpys biggest supporters because they align on their hatred towards the maduro regime, but now all of their friends and family get to go home and experience the misery
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leopards ate my face

carrie underwood serenades notorious rapist and adulterer

american idol becomes american laughing stock by performing for a room full of grifters rapists and pedohphiles

american idol becomes american laughing stock by performing for a room full of grifters rapists and pedohphiles

Carrie Underwood’s streaming numbers took a nosedive after her Trump inauguration performance, proving that singing for a notorious adulterer and alleged rapist doesn’t exactly scream “girl power.” The irony of belting out hits like Before He Cheats while cozying up to that guy? Chef’s kiss. fucking sellout
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leopards ate my face

he loves the poorly educated

illiterate old man struggles to read a teleprompter, probably

illiterate old man struggles to read a teleprompter, probably

president ferrethead is considering slashing education funding, including dismantling the Department of Education altogether. Because who needs well-funded schools when you’ve got rallies to attend? The irony isn’t lost on critics, who note that many of Trump’s strongest supporters hail from areas already struggling with underfunded public schools. If “owning the libs” means cutting opportunities for your own kids, it seems this plan might just be a stroke of genius—or something like that.
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trouble in paradise, already

worlds richest man and grown ass baby is iced out by ice queen suzie wiles

worlds richest man and grown ass baby is iced out by ice queen suzie wiles

Elon Musk's $250 million contribution to Trump's campaign apparently bought him a one-way ticket to the Eisenhower Executive Office Building. Despite being dubbed the 'real vice-president' by some, Musk's aspirations for a cozy West Wing office were iced by Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, who made it clear that solo acts aren't welcome in Trump's inner circle. Looks like Musk's high-priced bid for political clout fizzled faster than the adoration the American people used to have for him.
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leopards ate my face

trump f*cks over red states with ev manuever

the art of tanking economies

the art of tanking economies

President Donald Trump's recent executive order revoking federal support for electric vehicles (EVs) has raised concerns about potential job losses in states that have benefited from the EV industry's growth. The rollback includes eliminating tax credits for EV purchases and halting funding for charging infrastructure, measures that have previously spurred investment and employment in manufacturing and related sectors. Ford was just about to open an EV plant here in my current state of Kentucky, but have the day you voted for I guess.
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leopards ate my face

Police union that endorsed trump upset he followed through on promises

the next contestants on "the leopard ate my face"

the next contestants on "the leopard ate my face"

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of their own endorsements. The National Police Union, which proudly backed Trump, is now condemning him for pardoning Capitol rioters who attacked law enforcement on January 6. Shocking, right? Who could’ve predicted that aligning with someone who thrives on chaos and lawlessness might backfire? It’s a classic case of “we didn’t think the leopards would eat our faces,” but here we are. As they scramble to distance themselves from Trump’s latest move, one can’t help but wonder: was this their first clue, or just the most embarrassing one?
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leopards ate my face

Trump repeals executive order on lowering prescription drug costs

cost of medication can rise

cost of medication can rise

Alarming healthcare advocates, President Donald Trump has revoked several initiatives implemented by the previous administration to reduce prescription drug prices under Medicare and Medicaid. Among the rescinded measures were a $2 copay cap for generic medications and programs designed to lower costs for drugs granted accelerated FDA approval. Additionally, a program intended to assist Medicaid in affording expensive cell and gene therapies has been halted. Critics argue that these rollbacks could lead to increased out-of-pocket expenses for patients and strain public health programs. He's on government healthcare, what does he care?
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