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Wednesday, October 28, 2026

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vivek tries trump-style cruelty, discovers voters can still feel shame

Vivek Ramaswamy, moments before realizing that "what if I attack a child rape survivor" doesn’t play as well outside his Twitter replies.

Vivek Ramaswamy, moments before realizing that "what if I attack a child rape survivor" doesn’t play as well outside his Twitter replies.

Vivek Ramaswamy, the GOP’s answer to the question "what if a venture capitalist tried method acting as Donald Trump," decided the winning move in Ohio was to run an ad questioning whether his opponent was actually raped by her stepfather at age 12. Because nothing screams ready to lead like publicly litigating a child’s sexual assault for clicks. A new private GOP poll says voters noticed — 86% have heard of the ad — and by a 2-to-1 margin, those people are now more likely to vote for Democrat Amy Acton.

Ramaswamy even bragged that the whole point was to show he’s willing to "break rules and conventions" in Ohio politics, just like Trump did nationally. Translation: cruelty isn’t a bug, it’s the feature, and he’s auditioning for the role of "Trump, but with worse instincts and fewer brain cells dedicated to self-preservation." The twist is that, unlike Trump, he’s actually paying a price for it — dropping from 2 points behind Acton to 8, with Republicans privately fuming that he ignored their warnings, not because it was monstrous, but because it was obviously self-destructive.

The fallout might not stop with him. Ohio is MAGA country on paper, the kind of place where GOP underperformance is supposed to be a myth invented by Nate Silver’s enemies. Yet Sherrod Brown is still up a few points and this little performance of bad personhood as brand strategy may help drag down the entire Republican ticket. Turns out when you base your campaign on being "extremely online," you sometimes forget that the people voting are still inconveniently offline and not all of them are terminally poisoned by troll culture.
talkingpointsmemo.comSource Article
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Monday, October 19, 2026

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republicans enter federal witness protection from trump

Republican candidates stare bravely into the middle distance, praying voters don’t remember who’s been president this whole time.

Republican candidates stare bravely into the middle distance, praying voters don’t remember who’s been president this whole time.

Trump is out on the trail begging voters to "pretend I'm on the ballot" in the midterms, which is adorable, because on television his own party is acting like he never existed. According to ad data, less than $1 out of every $100 in Republican TV spending on House and Senate races even mentions the word "Trump." It's like the whole party woke up after an eight-year bender and decided the best strategy was to pretend the orange refrigerator in the room is just a very loud hallucination. Democrats, meanwhile, are happily stapling every Republican candidate to Trump’s forehead. They’re spending $20 out of every $100 on ads that say his name out loud, and then helpfully remind voters about the war with Iran, the tariffs disaster, the cuts to health care, and that fun little episode where the administration handled the Epstein files with all the transparency of a black hole. Many other Democratic spots skip the name but torch the policies, which is generous—why drag the brand when the product is already poisoning people? So the closing weeks of the campaign look like this: Republicans sprinting away from the wildly unpopular agenda they spent years rubber-stamping, and Democrats chasing after them waving voting records and screaming, "You broke it, you bought it." Trump wants to be the center of the story; his party wants him to be an off-screen character in a show that’s already been canceled for crimes against democracy.
nytimes.comSource Article
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Wednesday, October 14, 2026

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trump country discovers consequences

Some of the safest MAGA terrariums in America are suddenly fogging up with something unfamiliar: competitive elections. Republicans like Jack Bergman, John McGuire, Lauren Boebert, and NRCC chair Richard Hudson — people who normally win by 15–20 points while barely looking up from Fox News — are now churning out panic ads and focus-grouped nicknames like "Crooked Callie" as if they’re in real swing districts. Turns out if you give people sky-high prices, a corrupt incumbency class, and a lovely little war in Iran courtesy of Trump’s second term, even deep-red voters start wondering whether the leopards eating faces might eventually get around to theirs. Democrats, who originally treated these seats like you treat the “Terms and Conditions” page, are suddenly finding voters wandering into their offices just to vent about GOP corruption and Trumpworld’s ongoing demolition of normal life. Callie Barr notes Bergman literally runs an ad with a whisper track saying "lies" behind it, which is less a campaign spot and more an accidental confession. Richard Ojeda says his district is "ripe for the picking" because everyone is "absolutely tired" — which is what happens when your government is a 24/7 crime podcast with nukes. Party strategists are, of course, fighting over who gets to brag first. The DCCC and House Majority PAC are boasting about how they always meant to target these Trump+18 wastelands, while notably not spending any actual money there yet. Instead, smaller groups and hyper-motivated candidates like Eileen Laubacher — out-raising Boebert 10-to-1 — are doing the heavy lifting while national Democrats write themselves congratulatory press quotes. Meanwhile, the NRCC insists they have "stronger candidates and winning messages," which is a bold way to describe incumbents being dragged into real campaigns because the Trump machine broke the economy, lit another war, and reminded even ruby-red districts what unchecked one-party rule looks like. So now, as the bottom "drops out" on the GOP side, we’ve reached the fun part of authoritarian decay: when even the base starts asking why their "anti-establishment" heroes turned into the establishment that’s been looting them. Trump’s second term promised endless winning; instead, it’s delivering something far more dangerous to MAGA incumbents — accountability, or at least the threat of it.
axios.comSource ArticleAlso: theguardian.comAlso: npr.org
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Sunday, October 11, 2026

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trump slaps 'america first' sticker on foreign beef, calls it rancher relief

Pictured: a Nebraska rancher contemplating how many more "America First" policies her operation can survive before she has to start importing sanity duty-free.

Pictured: a Nebraska rancher contemplating how many more "America First" policies her operation can survive before she has to start importing sanity duty-free.

Out on the Nebraska plains, ranchers are discovering that "America First" apparently means "America Last in its own cattle markets". Yvette Mannon loses 1,600 acres to wildfire and has to rebuild 13 miles of fence at $4.89 a foot because Trump’s steel tariffs sent prices through the barn roof, then watches diesel costs spike 40% thanks to the Iran War. Just when she thinks it can’t get worse, the Trump administration heroically rides in to help American producers by… importing 300,000 metric tons of duty-free foreign beef right before calf-selling season and opening the southern border to Mexican cattle. The market instantly faceplants, because of course it does. The same crew that branded itself the savior of rural America has basically turned Nebraska into a live-action economics lesson titled "How to Nuke Your Own Voters’ Livelihoods." Tariffs jack up steel, machinery, and lumber, war policy blows up fuel and fertiliser costs, and then the White House decides the solution to high consumer beef prices is to undercut US ranchers with cheaper imports. Producers are losing hundreds of dollars per head while Trump and Governor Jim Pillen belatedly toss out fuel "relief" scraps now that an independent candidate is suddenly competitive against Trump’s guy Pete Ricketts. Ranchers who plastered Trump signs across their pastures are now watching their margins vanish and wondering why the guy who promised to protect them keeps lighting their balance sheets on fire. It’s a textbook leopards-ate-my-face moment: vote for the tariff-and-war cowboy, get crushed by tariff-and-war stampedes. But don’t worry, the foreign beef will be cheap at Walmart, so somewhere a Fox Business segment will call this a win.
bbc.co.ukSource Article
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Tuesday, October 6, 2026

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texas gop discovers trump comes with side effects

Greg Abbott staring at his calendar, trying to find the box labeled “Stand next to Trump and lose swing voters.”

Greg Abbott staring at his calendar, trying to find the box labeled “Stand next to Trump and lose swing voters.”

Texas Governor Greg Abbott has discovered a shocking new political reality: inviting Donald Trump to your state a month before the midterms might actually hurt now. Asked why he’s skipping Trump’s Texas rally, Abbott claims he has “other campaign events already planned,” which is an elegant way of saying: "I’d rather not stand next to an election‑denying felony defendant while my poll numbers are melting." He still dutifully adds that Trump "does a good job" energizing the base, which is true if by "energizing" you mean "turning out the diehards while everyone else runs for the exits." The polls explain the sudden social distancing. Once treated as a foregone conclusion, Abbott’s race against Democrat Gina Hinojosa has abruptly turned into an actual contest, with Fox/NYT/Marist showing anything from Abbott +5 to Hinojosa +4. Meanwhile, Attorney General Ken Paxton—indicted, impeached, federally investigated, and still somehow in office—appears to be dragging the ticket down like a cinder block in cowboy boots. This is the modern GOP: desperately trying to ride the Trump tiger to victory while quietly hoping no one notices they’re now afraid to be seen with him on stage.
talkingpointsmemo.comSource Article
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Thursday, October 1, 2026

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schumer squints at functioning democracy, thinks he sees a majority

Chuck Schumer is out here declaring that Democrats are "on the edge of taking back the Senate," which is a poetic way of saying, after two years of Trump lighting institutions on fire, voters might finally be tired of the smoke. Rising prices, nonstop partisan warfare, and a president who treats the rule of law like an optional Terms of Service box have apparently nudged the electorate toward the radical concept of "maybe fewer arsonists in charge." Republicans, of course, have spent the last two years rubber-stamping judges, shrugging at corruption, and pretending that governance is just Fox News but with worse lighting. Now Schumer says Democrats have "the wind at our backs" heading into October, which is generous considering half the country is just trying to survive the Trump era without losing their savings, health care, or basic civil rights. Call it optimism, or call it the political equivalent of seeing a life raft while the captain keeps drilling holes in the hull. So here we are: Trump’s America has delivered higher prices, deeper divisions, and a Senate map so bad for Republicans that even Chuck Schumer feels comfortable talking out loud about it. If Democrats do claw their way back to a majority, it won’t be because the system is working beautifully — it’ll be because the ongoing experiment in what if we let the most corrupt, incompetent people run everything is finally starting to poll badly.
thehill.comSource Article
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Tuesday, September 29, 2026

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trump fixes farm crisis with 15 billion-dollar pretend steel plant

Trump, mid-finger-point, announces a $15 billion steel monument to his ego while Iowa farmers quietly wonder if you can pay your fertilizer bill in imaginary polls.

Trump, mid-finger-point, announces a $15 billion steel monument to his ego while Iowa farmers quietly wonder if you can pay your fertilizer bill in imaginary polls.

Donald Trump, live from the Oval Office cosplay set, has discovered the real problem in Iowa: not farmers “bleeding money,” not trucking businesses collapsing under fuel and fertilizer costs from the Iran war, but polls. Which are, naturally, “fake.” Reality may be hammering Iowa Republicans in competitive races, but Trump’s solution is to declare himself extremely popular and unveil a $15 billion steel plant like he’s giving away a yacht on a game show.

While an Iowa farmer goes on MSNOW to explain that small businesses and farms are getting financially gutted in real time, Trump shrugs it off and blames Democrats for “very bad” things, without bothering with specifics or policy. Instead, he offers the usual magic-beanstalk economics: a massive steel project no one asked for, in a state that mainly needs affordable inputs and stable markets, not a presidential monument made of rebar. Farmers are begging for relief; Trump is bragging about his vote totals and insisting he’s “more popular now” as his approval sinks. It’s less economic strategy than a hostage video from an alternate universe.

So Iowa gets soaring costs, collapsing margins, and a president who thinks announcing a mystery megaproject fixes everything. The farmers are “bleeding money.” Trump is bleeding poll numbers. And somehow, his only diagnosis is that the thermometer is lying.

motherjones.comSource ArticleAlso: axios.com
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Thursday, September 24, 2026

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mr. america first discovers foreign beef

Texas ranchers gaze across their land, wondering when exactly 'America First' got redefined as 'whoever sells it cheapest to Tyson.'

Texas ranchers gaze across their land, wondering when exactly 'America First' got redefined as 'whoever sells it cheapest to Tyson.'

Texas cattle ranchers are discovering that when Donald Trump said he’d put America first, he apparently meant "after imported beef." NBC reports that Trump’s push to expand beef imports is colliding head-on with the people who spent years cheering for his trade wars, his tariffs, and his big sweaty promises to protect American agriculture. Shockingly, it turns out that when corporate meatpackers want cheaper product, the populist cosplay stops at the ranch gate.

Instead of backing the folks actually raising cattle in Texas, the administration is clearing the way for more foreign beef to roll in while rural producers watch their prices get trampled. The same politicians who once staged photo ops in cowboy hats to rail against "globalist elites" are now quietly fine with those elites squeezing U.S. ranchers, as long as the checks keep clearing and the base keeps getting distracted by culture-war rodeos.

This is the MAGA economic model in action: scream about "border security" while importing the livelihoods of your own voters, then act shocked when the people who believed you start doing the political equivalent of open-carrying their anger on cable news. The cattle may be branded, but the ranchers are the ones getting burned.

nbcnews.comSource Article
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byron donalds quietly un-trumps his website, loudly swears loyalty anyway

Before: full MAGA shrine. After: "Who, me? I just happen to know a guy named Trump who once gave a thumbs up nearby."

Before: full MAGA shrine. After: "Who, me? I just happen to know a guy named Trump who once gave a thumbs up nearby."

Byron Donalds is out here doing the political equivalent of hiding the MAGA hat in the glove compartment when you pull into a blue neighborhood. His Florida governor campaign quietly scrubbed the giant "Enact the Trump Agenda" banner and the big happy thumbs-up photo with Trump from his website, then turned around onstage and insisted he’s absolutely not backing away from the president. He’s just, you know, "reinforcing policy themes" like "Accountable, Achievable, Affordable!" — which sounds less like a governing vision and more like a used car warranty.

Previously, Donalds’ site looked like a Mar-a-Lago fan page: Trump’s endorsement splashed across the homepage, Trump photo-op front and center, issues page headlined with a promise to implement the Trump agenda. Now, Trump has been demoted to a passing mention in a scrolling list of right-wing endorsements and a footnote about Donalds being a 2024 campaign surrogate, while the candidate insists this is all a totally normal, long-planned website refresh and definitely not panic about being chained to a wildly unpopular authoritarian chaos goblin.

Still, Donalds swears he loves the Trump agenda — "law and order," "sound markets," border crackdowns, and cozy coordination with the federal government on immigration. So the substance of Trumpism stays, the branding gets a soft wash, and the voters are supposed to believe this is about affordability and not about running from the radioactive orange glow just enough to survive a general election. Florida politics remains what it has become under Trump: one long loyalty test, with everyone pretending they’re just talking about grocery prices.

cbsnews.comSource Article
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Tuesday, September 22, 2026

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florida man deletes dear leader

Byron Donalds, moments before discovering that Ctrl+Z does not work on four years of groveling for Trump’s endorsement.

Byron Donalds, moments before discovering that Ctrl+Z does not work on four years of groveling for Trump’s endorsement.

Byron Donalds, who previously branded himself a “Trump-endorsed proven conservative fighter,” has suddenly discovered the delete key. His revamped campaign website for Florida governor has been scrubbed of almost every mention of Donald Trump, including a cozy photo of Byron and his wife Erika grinning with the president like they’d just met Mickey at Disney. The Trump agenda, once proudly listed as his top priority, has now been replaced with the very on-the-nose word “affordability,” which is what you call your platform when “unindicted co-conspirator” no longer polls well.

The cleanup was caught by Visualping and the Wayback Machine, which apparently now function as America’s last honest opposition researchers. At least eight mentions of Trump vanished from the homepage, and the big “chip in to support Trump-endorsed Byron Donalds” banner has gone to live on a nice farm upstate with all the other failed branding exercises. Trump’s name now survives only as one item in a rolling list of rightwing endorsements, sandwiched between Elon Musk, Rick Scott, Mike Johnson and the late Charlie Kirk, like a fascist NASCAR hood.

This sudden bout of amnesia coincides with Trump’s approval rating dropping below 30% amid economic wreckage and the Iran war, plus Republicans staring down potential wipeouts in both the House and Senate. Politico reports GOP candidates all over the country are quietly backing away from the guy they once insisted was America’s destiny, with one strategist admitting “they know he is kryptonite.” Translation: the party of ironclad conviction will stand bravely with Trump right up until the moment it looks like he might cost them their jobs—at which point the Trump agenda becomes whatever word cloud their pollster emails over that morning.
theguardian.comSource Article
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Saturday, September 12, 2026

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trump discovers child care, immediately tries to means-test it for 1953

Stock photo of a happy family, presumably just after the White House verified they are properly married, single-earner, and ideologically wholesome enough to deserve child care help.

Stock photo of a happy family, presumably just after the White House verified they are properly married, single-earner, and ideologically wholesome enough to deserve child care help.

The Trump administration has finally noticed that child care is expensive and, in a stunning policy innovation, has decided to treat it like everything else: a culture war weapon with a tax deduction stapled to it. The White House is "eyeing" a proposal to give childcare subsidies specifically to married couples with a stay-at-home parent, because nothing says modern economic policy like telling women, single parents, and anyone whose life doesn’t look like a 1950s sitcom that they’re on their own.

Democrats are floating similar-sounding support with one small twist: theirs doesn’t require you to pass a marital purity test and pledge allegiance to the nuclear family cosplay hour. The bipartisan headline is "we agree families need help"; the fine print is "Republicans will only help if your household looks like a CPAC panel brochure." So yes, Washington has finally found common ground on child care — as long as Trump’s crew can use federal dollars to reward their preferred voters and nudge everyone else back into the socially acceptable box.

npr.orgSource ArticleAlso: theguardian.com
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Friday, August 28, 2026

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milo meets the deportation bus he ordered

Milo Yiannopoulos discovering that when you cheer for an unaccountable deportation force, sometimes the fan service is mandatory.

Milo Yiannopoulos discovering that when you cheer for an unaccountable deportation force, sometimes the fan service is mandatory.

Milo Yiannopoulos, the British troll who spent years praising Donald Trump and demanding “total legal immunity for ICE agents,” has reportedly been detained by ICE in Louisiana. The man who helped sell the alt-right’s cosplay fascism to the GOP base is now getting a close-up tour of the detention system he once treated as performance art. The self-branded “most fabulous supervillain on the internet” has long backed Trump’s hardline immigration crackdown, cheered on the very agents now holding him, and built a career vomiting hate at trans people, Muslims, Black Lives Matter, feminists, and, for variety, other gay people while calling himself “ex-gay.” Now his name shows up in ICE’s detainee registry as officials suddenly discover the joys of silence when asked for comment. This is the same guy who headlined “Gays for Trump” in 2016, made a living laundering alt-right rhetoric into Fox-friendly snark, and demanded a legal forcefield for ICE so agents could operate without consequence. Trump’s immigration state, built on cruelty and impunity, has finally extended its loving embrace to one of its own hype men. The deportation machine doesn’t care how many CPAC lanyards you’ve collected; it just grinds.
bbc.co.ukSource Article
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Tuesday, August 25, 2026

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maga ranchers discover they actually hate cheap beef

Trump stands between a crying rancher and a shopping cart full of slightly cheaper ground beef, trying to remember which one can vote for him more times.

Trump stands between a crying rancher and a shopping cart full of slightly cheaper ground beef, trying to remember which one can vote for him more times.

Trump has decided, for one fleeting, confusing moment, to act like a president who cares if people can afford groceries. His plan: pause tariffs and let in up to 300,000 metric tons of foreign beef at 25% below current market prices. That’s right, the guy who built his brand on trade wars and economic illiteracy is now doing a limited-time anti-inflation special, and his own party is reacting like he personally shot their cattle. Senator John Barrasso rushed to X to declare that "Americans want US beef on the table – not foreign imports," which is a bold way of saying: how dare you let poor people buy meat. Ashley Hinson chimed in that she wants prices down, just not like this, preferring the classic Republican strategy of praying to the Invisible Hand while donors cash subsidy checks. Pete Ricketts warned that "short term policy shifts do not equal long term solutions," bravely defending the principle that it’s better for families to keep paying more as long as Nebraska ranchers never experience an uncomfortable market fluctuation. Then comes Senator Tim Sheehy, who says he’s been advising Trump against this for a year because it hurts "Maga Republicans" ranchers. So the supposed economic populist base is now outraged that Trump might briefly prioritize consumers over producers. The party that spent a decade screaming about elitists not caring about working families is fully united on one message: your grocery bill is less important than the profit margins of the red-hat cattle aristocracy. America First apparently means Americans get to be first in line to pay higher prices forever.
theguardian.comSource Article
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Tuesday, July 28, 2026

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from ‘kook’ to king: trump eulogizes lindsey graham, his favorite spineless convert

Lindsey Graham, shown in archival footage from his ‘brief resistance’ era, before discovering that the real statesmanship was the groveling we made along the way.

Lindsey Graham, shown in archival footage from his ‘brief resistance’ era, before discovering that the real statesmanship was the groveling we made along the way.

Trump used part of his tribute to the late Sen. Lindsey Graham to fondly recount the rocky start of their bromance — you know, back when Graham briefly pretended to have a spine and called Trump a “kook” unfit for office before promptly spending the rest of his career proving that principle is a renewable resource you can always sell off for access.

Instead of reflecting on Graham’s role in shredding Senate norms, ramming through judges, and defending almost every presidential tantrum, Trump framed it all as a heartwarming story of two men overcoming their differences — by which he means Graham eventually realizing that his true calling was as a full-time hype man for authoritarian cosplay. Nothing says ‘respected statesman’ like ending your career as the guy who traded oversight for golf invitations.

The White House message: loyalty to Trump is the highest virtue, retroactive dignity is free with every endorsement, and history will be rewritten as a touching friendship tale rather than the chronicle of a senator who watched democratic guardrails get torched and decided his job was to hand Trump more matches.
nbcnews.comSource Article
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Wednesday, July 8, 2026

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leopards discover maga faces are, in fact, edible

Trump fans stare at their grocery receipts like they’ve just discovered tariffs aren’t paid by the Tooth Fairy.

Trump fans stare at their grocery receipts like they’ve just discovered tariffs aren’t paid by the Tooth Fairy.

Maga America is discovering that when you elect a guy whose economic plan is basically a live-action YouTube prank, your grocery bill becomes the jump scare. Farmers, rural voters, manufacturing workers, and anyone trying to keep a roof over their head are all learning that Trump’s tariff cosplay and subsidy bonfire come with a helpful side of higher prices, lost jobs, and exploding debt. Turns out when you declare “liberation day” and slap tariffs on everything that moves, the market doesn’t applaud – it faceplants.

The Harris poll for the Guardian reads like a support group for people mauled by their own political choices. Majorities of self-identified Maga voters say they’re struggling or about to struggle with debt, housing, healthcare, utilities, groceries, and gas – basically every bill except the one for the red hat. Even among the faithful, more than half now blame the government for rising prices, and a growing chunk actually believes economists who say Americans, not mysterious foreigners, are paying Trump’s tariff tab. Yet despite all this, most Maga voters still think the same government kneecapping them can fix the affordability crisis it created. America’s abusive relationship with Trumpism remains strong – it’s just getting a lot more expensive.

Outside the cult perimeter fence, things look even worse for Trump. More Republicans think the economy is getting worse, independents are souring fast, and a Blue Wave is visible enough on the horizon that even the White House’s midterm-rigging fantasies might not hold it back. The punchline: for all the damage Trump has done, voters don’t trust Democrats either. Only about a quarter of stressed Americans think either party can fix any of this, and a healthy plurality has moved on to the “they’re all useless” stage of late-imperial politics. Trump has managed to prove government can absolutely hurt you; Democrats, so far, have failed to convincingly argue it could ever help.

theguardian.comSource Article
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Saturday, June 13, 2026

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leopards discover white working-class faces taste like everyone else's

President Trump, seen here in his natural habitat: a dark suit, a red tie, and an economy that’s great if you already own a private jet.

President Trump, seen here in his natural habitat: a dark suit, a red tie, and an economy that’s great if you already own a private jet.

The New York Times has discovered a shocking new trend: after a decade of being told that tax cuts for billionaires, tariff cosplay, and union-busting judges were actually populism, white working-class voters are starting to notice that their grocery bills look like a GoFundMe pitch. Trump’s approval on the cost of living with blue-collar white voters is down to 36%, which is impressive considering he’s been promising them the "best economy ever" while their rent cosplays as a hedge fund. Back in 2018, these voters gave Trump enormous margins on economic stewardship, even as he was busy turning the government into a family-run merch table. Now the same crowd is telling pollsters that, actually, permanent inflation, chaotic trade policy, and a labor market run by union-busting cronies aren’t their favorite flavor of economic genius. GOP strategists are reportedly alarmed that the foundation of Trump’s coalition is eroding; Democrats, meanwhile, are trying to figure out how to talk about any of this without immediately pivoting to "and here’s a Republican we can work with." So the great MAGA economic miracle appears to have hit the moment where lived reality beats cable-news vibes. The man who spent years insisting he alone could fix it is discovering that when you hand the economy to oligarchs, deregulate everything that moves, and call it a day, eventually even your most loyal marks notice their paychecks are shrinking while your donor class buys its third yacht. Turns out you can’t pay for groceries with culture-war tweets and indictments.
nytimes.comSource Article
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Tuesday, June 9, 2026

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nevada discovers trumpenomics kind of sucks

Gov. Joe Lombardo, moments before remembering he stapled his political future to Trump's economic policies.

Gov. Joe Lombardo, moments before remembering he stapled his political future to Trump's economic policies.

Nevada Gov. Joe Lombardo is learning the hard way that hitching your career to Donald Trump's economic brain trust (Kudlow and vibes) has consequences. Trump's policies are so wildly unpopular in the state that Lombardo, an actual sitting governor, is already being treated like a lame-duck extra in someone else's reality show.

The big drama now: Tuesday's primary will decide which Democrat gets to spend the fall replaying Nevada's bank statements and grocery receipts on loop while asking voters whether they're enjoying this particular season of "Making America Broke Again." Lombardo, meanwhile, gets to smile through gritted teeth and pretend Trump's agenda is going great as it saws through his own approval ratings.

npr.orgSource ArticleAlso: theguardian.comAlso: bbc.com
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Thursday, May 28, 2026

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students for trump co-founder continues his lifelong war on women

Students for Trump leadership, pictured here, continuing their rigorous field research into how many crimes you can allegedly commit while still calling yourself the party of law and order.

Students for Trump leadership, pictured here, continuing their rigorous field research into how many crimes you can allegedly commit while still calling yourself the party of law and order.

Ryan Fournier, co-founder of Students for Trump and full-time culture warrior, has been arrested in Washington DC on domestic violence charges after allegedly waking up from an intoxicated stupor and responding to a woman trying to help him by swinging his fists at her face. Police say he was lying on the floor of his luxury apartment with a knife at his side, allegedly punched her two or three times, and reportedly announced, "I'll kill everyone here"—which is certainly one way to demonstrate those family values he’s always tweeting about.

A roommate told authorities Fournier screamed "Don’t touch me, woman!" and "Do you want me to crush your head in with this lamp?" before allegedly escalating to "Do you want to die today?" while swinging a handheld vacuum around like a low-budget WWE prop. The victim, according to the affidavit, ran to the bathroom looking like she'd been punched in the face and begged the roommate, "Don’t let him stab me," which is not typically listed on conservative student group brochures, but probably should be.

This is not Fournier’s first trip through the "law and order" experience: in 2023 he was arrested in North Carolina after allegedly grabbing his then-girlfriend and striking her in the forehead with a handgun. Those charges were later dismissed, presumably reinforcing the lesson that accountability is for poor people and liberals. In between arrests, Fournier found time to falsely accuse a Wisconsin school principal of celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death, prompting a wave of death threats against her—then quietly walked it back with a post about how "accuracy is critical," which is a bold line from a guy whose personal brand appears to be projection plus violence.

So the co-founder of Students for Trump is now facing his second domestic violence case in three years, still posturing as a patriotic truth-teller while allegedly terrorizing women behind closed doors. If you were designing a mascot for a movement obsessed with controlling women’s bodies, screaming about crime, and demanding absolute impunity for themselves, you honestly couldn’t script it better.

theguardian.comSource Article
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Wednesday, March 11, 2026

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trump wins 2024, promptly loses new hampshire

Artist’s rendering of New Hampshire voters gently escorting Trumpism to the state line and telling it to keep walking.

Artist’s rendering of New Hampshire voters gently escorting Trumpism to the state line and telling it to keep walking.

Donald Trump carried this New Hampshire district in 2024, so naturally in 2026 it just elected a Democrat by 4 points after a 13-point GOP margin last time. Bobbi Boudman, who previously lost twice to Republican Glenn Cordelli, finally won the seat once he fled the district, proving that the strongest Democratic field operation remains: Republicans moving away.

National Republicans and their dark-money friends like Americans for Prosperity dutifully backed GOP candidate Dale Fincher, then watched more than 4,000 voters politely respond: "No thanks, we’ve tried Trumpism, turns out it’s bad." This is the 28th seat Democrats have flipped since Trump’s 2024 win, while Republicans have flipped exactly zero, which is also the approximate number of lessons the party appears capable of learning.

Democrats are calling it part of a growing wave, with the DLCC openly planning the biggest state-level gains in two decades and the DNC chair saying that no Republican seat is safe. Meanwhile, state Republicans are discovering that running on soaring costs, culture war hysteria, and whatever Trump posted on Truth Social this morning might not be the electoral cheat code they were promised. Tuesdays are becoming a rolling referendum on the Trump agenda, and the voters keep hitting "reject call."

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Wednesday, March 4, 2026

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trump saves america from the menace of stable child care

The Trump administration heroically protects America from the dangerous concept of reliable child care for poor kids.

The Trump administration heroically protects America from the dangerous concept of reliable child care for poor kids.

The Trump administration has discovered a terrifying new threat to the republic: poor kids having consistent child care. So they're proudly rolling back a Biden-era rule that tried to make payments to child care providers more predictable, especially in low-income communities where subsidies are tied to attendance and kids get sick, buses break down, and life happens. Under the Biden rule, states were pushed to pay providers based on enrollment instead of day-by-day attendance — the same way wealthier parents already pay, so centers in poorer neighborhoods could, you know, keep the lights on and not fire staff every time flu season shows up. For people like Michelle Wright, who runs centers where 90% of families rely on subsidies, this meant a shot at not playing payroll roulette every time six toddlers caught RSV. The Trump team’s solution? Scrap it. Revert back to a system where providers serving low-income families are punished financially whenever kids miss days — turning winter and bad weather into budget crises and staffing chaos. It's a neat two-for-one: destabilize child care for working-class parents and push small centers toward closure, all while pretending it's about "fraud" and "waste" rather than just making life harder for people who don't have lobbyists. So affluent parents keep their guaranteed spots and stable centers, while poorer families get a front-row seat to the free market’s answer to child care: fewer options, less stability, and more providers wondering if they can pay teachers at all. A bold vision for America’s future — as long as your kid’s already taken care of.
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