The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 30 entries and counting.
from ‘kook’ to king: trump eulogizes lindsey graham, his favorite spineless convert

Lindsey Graham, shown in archival footage from his ‘brief resistance’ era, before discovering that the real statesmanship was the groveling we made along the way.
Instead of reflecting on Graham’s role in shredding Senate norms, ramming through judges, and defending almost every presidential tantrum, Trump framed it all as a heartwarming story of two men overcoming their differences — by which he means Graham eventually realizing that his true calling was as a full-time hype man for authoritarian cosplay. Nothing says ‘respected statesman’ like ending your career as the guy who traded oversight for golf invitations.
The White House message: loyalty to Trump is the highest virtue, retroactive dignity is free with every endorsement, and history will be rewritten as a touching friendship tale rather than the chronicle of a senator who watched democratic guardrails get torched and decided his job was to hand Trump more matches.
Source: nbcnews.com
leopards discover maga faces are, in fact, edible

Trump fans stare at their grocery receipts like they’ve just discovered tariffs aren’t paid by the Tooth Fairy.
Maga America is discovering that when you elect a guy whose economic plan is basically a live-action YouTube prank, your grocery bill becomes the jump scare. Farmers, rural voters, manufacturing workers, and anyone trying to keep a roof over their head are all learning that Trump’s tariff cosplay and subsidy bonfire come with a helpful side of higher prices, lost jobs, and exploding debt. Turns out when you declare “liberation day” and slap tariffs on everything that moves, the market doesn’t applaud – it faceplants.
The Harris poll for the Guardian reads like a support group for people mauled by their own political choices. Majorities of self-identified Maga voters say they’re struggling or about to struggle with debt, housing, healthcare, utilities, groceries, and gas – basically every bill except the one for the red hat. Even among the faithful, more than half now blame the government for rising prices, and a growing chunk actually believes economists who say Americans, not mysterious foreigners, are paying Trump’s tariff tab. Yet despite all this, most Maga voters still think the same government kneecapping them can fix the affordability crisis it created. America’s abusive relationship with Trumpism remains strong – it’s just getting a lot more expensive.
Outside the cult perimeter fence, things look even worse for Trump. More Republicans think the economy is getting worse, independents are souring fast, and a Blue Wave is visible enough on the horizon that even the White House’s midterm-rigging fantasies might not hold it back. The punchline: for all the damage Trump has done, voters don’t trust Democrats either. Only about a quarter of stressed Americans think either party can fix any of this, and a healthy plurality has moved on to the “they’re all useless” stage of late-imperial politics. Trump has managed to prove government can absolutely hurt you; Democrats, so far, have failed to convincingly argue it could ever help.
Source: theguardian.com
leopards discover white working-class faces taste like everyone else's

President Trump, seen here in his natural habitat: a dark suit, a red tie, and an economy that’s great if you already own a private jet.
Source: nytimes.com
nevada discovers trumpenomics kind of sucks

Gov. Joe Lombardo, moments before remembering he stapled his political future to Trump's economic policies.
Nevada Gov. Joe Lombardo is learning the hard way that hitching your career to Donald Trump's economic brain trust (Kudlow and vibes) has consequences. Trump's policies are so wildly unpopular in the state that Lombardo, an actual sitting governor, is already being treated like a lame-duck extra in someone else's reality show.
The big drama now: Tuesday's primary will decide which Democrat gets to spend the fall replaying Nevada's bank statements and grocery receipts on loop while asking voters whether they're enjoying this particular season of "Making America Broke Again." Lombardo, meanwhile, gets to smile through gritted teeth and pretend Trump's agenda is going great as it saws through his own approval ratings.
Source: npr.org
students for trump co-founder continues his lifelong war on women

Students for Trump leadership, pictured here, continuing their rigorous field research into how many crimes you can allegedly commit while still calling yourself the party of law and order.
Ryan Fournier, co-founder of Students for Trump and full-time culture warrior, has been arrested in Washington DC on domestic violence charges after allegedly waking up from an intoxicated stupor and responding to a woman trying to help him by swinging his fists at her face. Police say he was lying on the floor of his luxury apartment with a knife at his side, allegedly punched her two or three times, and reportedly announced, "I'll kill everyone here"—which is certainly one way to demonstrate those family values he’s always tweeting about.
A roommate told authorities Fournier screamed "Don’t touch me, woman!" and "Do you want me to crush your head in with this lamp?" before allegedly escalating to "Do you want to die today?" while swinging a handheld vacuum around like a low-budget WWE prop. The victim, according to the affidavit, ran to the bathroom looking like she'd been punched in the face and begged the roommate, "Don’t let him stab me," which is not typically listed on conservative student group brochures, but probably should be.
This is not Fournier’s first trip through the "law and order" experience: in 2023 he was arrested in North Carolina after allegedly grabbing his then-girlfriend and striking her in the forehead with a handgun. Those charges were later dismissed, presumably reinforcing the lesson that accountability is for poor people and liberals. In between arrests, Fournier found time to falsely accuse a Wisconsin school principal of celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death, prompting a wave of death threats against her—then quietly walked it back with a post about how "accuracy is critical," which is a bold line from a guy whose personal brand appears to be projection plus violence.
So the co-founder of Students for Trump is now facing his second domestic violence case in three years, still posturing as a patriotic truth-teller while allegedly terrorizing women behind closed doors. If you were designing a mascot for a movement obsessed with controlling women’s bodies, screaming about crime, and demanding absolute impunity for themselves, you honestly couldn’t script it better.
Source: theguardian.com
trump wins 2024, promptly loses new hampshire

Artist’s rendering of New Hampshire voters gently escorting Trumpism to the state line and telling it to keep walking.
Donald Trump carried this New Hampshire district in 2024, so naturally in 2026 it just elected a Democrat by 4 points after a 13-point GOP margin last time. Bobbi Boudman, who previously lost twice to Republican Glenn Cordelli, finally won the seat once he fled the district, proving that the strongest Democratic field operation remains: Republicans moving away.
National Republicans and their dark-money friends like Americans for Prosperity dutifully backed GOP candidate Dale Fincher, then watched more than 4,000 voters politely respond: "No thanks, we’ve tried Trumpism, turns out it’s bad." This is the 28th seat Democrats have flipped since Trump’s 2024 win, while Republicans have flipped exactly zero, which is also the approximate number of lessons the party appears capable of learning.
Democrats are calling it part of a growing wave, with the DLCC openly planning the biggest state-level gains in two decades and the DNC chair saying that no Republican seat is safe. Meanwhile, state Republicans are discovering that running on soaring costs, culture war hysteria, and whatever Trump posted on Truth Social this morning might not be the electoral cheat code they were promised. Tuesdays are becoming a rolling referendum on the Trump agenda, and the voters keep hitting "reject call."
Source: theguardian.com
trump saves america from the menace of stable child care

The Trump administration heroically protects America from the dangerous concept of reliable child care for poor kids.
Source: npr.org
civil rights icon dies, trump immediately makes it about trump

Jesse Jackson spent a lifetime fighting for civil rights; Trump spent a post about Jesse Jackson fighting for civil Trump.
Source: theguardian.com
trump throws ranchers under the hamburger bus

Trump signs a proclamation to boost Argentine beef imports while American ranchers look on like cattle who just heard the word "processing plant."
Source: theguardian.com
maga's civil war: trump's legacy crumbling?

Trump's cabinet: where future successors gather to plot their inevitable betrayals and reality TV show spinoffs.
Source: bbc.com
ON DAY 1 I WILL LOWER GROCERY PRICES TO RAISE YOUR OWN CHICKENS IF YOU WANT CHEAP EGGS in breakneck fucking speed

Trump official: Americans should raise 'backyard' chickens if they're mad about egg prices
In a stroke of breathtaking absurdity, Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins tells struggling Americans to ditch grocery stores and become backyard chicken farmers—right as egg prices hit the stratosphere! This mind-blowing suggestion, apparently born from the deep intellectual wells of the Trump administration, ignores the fact that not everyone lives in a backyard utopia, and surprisingly, not all neighborhoods welcome chickens as future egg factories. Meanwhile, the administration sees fit to blame Biden for the mess they helped create, while recommending an almost comically naive solution that only shows their utter disconnect from reality. Keep your chicken feed close; it looks like you’ll need it!
Source: rawstory.com
Straws in the Wind: Trump’s Plastic Dreams Crush a Lifelong Commitment

Guy Spinelli, who runs Boss Straw, says President Donald Trump's executive order on paper straws has put his business at risk of shutting down. (Jim Vondruska/For The Washington Post)
When the President of the United States snarls at paper straws, you know we've officially entered the Twilight Zone of economic absurdity. Guy Spinelli gambled his life savings on a sustainable future reality, only to be blindsided by the same man he voted for, who now champions plastic like a deranged environmental villain. Sending tremors through the fledgling paper straw industry with a hissy fit worthy of a toddler, Trump's tantrum practically screams, 'Screw the planet, I prefer single-use convenience!' While spineless bureaucrats parade around claiming this is some innovative approach, it's clear the only thing collapsing faster than Spinelli's business is the integrity of our leadership.
Source: washingtonpost.com
From Hope to Heartbreak: The Trump Treatment
Ryleigh Cooper, 24, lost her job with the U.S. Forest Service. (Kyle Monk/For The Washington Post)
Ryleigh Cooper, laboring away for the U.S. Forest Service, thought she was voting for change, not for a historic axe to her livelihood. Armed with optimism and a promise from Trump about free IVF, she found herself on the chopping block instead, betrayed by the one who lured her in with a fantasy. It’s just rich irony that after painstakingly building her career, she’s now staring down the barrel of unemployment thanks to a White House hell-bent on gutting federal jobs while swaggering around making empty promises to "help families." How’s that for a reality check? She wanted a child; instead, she got a big, fat nothing wrapped in bureaucratic bullshit.
Source: washingtonpost.com
woops! buyers remorse! "hes doing exactly what he said he would do!!"
worlds oranges tyrant
Some Trump supporters are finally realizing they bought a lemon. UFC fighter Sean Strickland, once a die-hard fan, is now clutching his pearls over Trump’s plan to take over Gaza, wondering why "America First" doesn’t seem to include America. Meanwhile, right-wing pundits like Tucker Carlson and Sohrab Ahmari are discovering that Trump’s policies don’t quite match his populist shtick—shocking. As the administration steamrolls ahead with its own agenda, former loyalists are left grappling with the fine print on the snake oil they eagerly bought. Who could have seen this coming?
Me, I saw it coming
Source: theatlantic.com
layoffs hit the va

the va
Trump’s VA purge just hit Atlanta, with over 1,000 employees laid off nationwide—but don’t worry, VA Secretary Doug Collins says it’s all for efficiency. Among those fired? Veterans like Nelson Feliz, Sr., a former U.S. Army First Sergeant, who now says he and his colleagues feel “mistreated” and “betrayed.” Feliz had been a VA employee for over a decade but was terminated under the administration’s probationary cuts, which seem less about performance and more about slashing payroll to redirect funds. Meanwhile, Collins is praising Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) for gutting contracts and making the VA more “efficient”—because clearly, nothing helps veteran care like mass layoffs.
Source: wsbtv.com
veterans affairs is feeling the squeeze

the va
Trump’s hiring freeze is wreaking havoc at the VA, blocking crisis hotline staffing, delaying health care hires, and even temporarily stopping new volunteers from onboarding—because nothing says "support the troops" like crippling their access to care. VA employees report onboarding freezes, HR system lockouts, and mass firings of probationary staff, including some fired by mistake who are now being reinstated. Meanwhile, Veterans Crisis Line (VCL) workers warn the freeze is choking support services, with hotline responders overwhelmed, unable to hire critical backup staff, and facing a forced return to office that could see 60-70% of remote crisis workers quit overnight. But don't worry—Trump’s VA says it's all part of the plan to "bring as many employees back to the office as space permits." What could possibly go wrong?
Source: federalnewsnetwork.com
notoriously anti-labor asshole targets labor union contracts

man-bear-pig, no bear
Trump is canceling union agreements made in Biden’s final month, claiming they locked in “wasteful and failing policies”—because nothing says “pro-worker” like gutting federal labor protections. The sweeping rollback means thousands of federal employees could lose recently negotiated benefits, as Trump accelerates his war on the “deep state” and moves to slash remote work and enforce in-office mandates. Federal unions are preparing legal challenges, while the White House insists that any deals made before Inauguration Day “do not reflect the will of the American people”—because elections apparently erase contracts now.
Source: reuters.com
"we wanted you to cut funds to the other poor people!"

“I’m hearing from my institutions concerned about it,” Sen. Shelley Moore Capito said about the government cuts. “It’s pretty drastic.” | AP
Republicans loved Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)—right up until it started gutting jobs and funding in their own backyards. Now, GOP lawmakers are scrambling to shield national parks, farm subsidies, and NIH research grants from Musk and Trump’s budget axe, even as the administration barrels ahead with mass layoffs and spending freezes. Idaho Rep. Mike Simpson is worried about 1,000 fired park rangers, Sen. Jerry Moran wants to protect farmers losing USAID contracts, and Sen. Shelley Moore Capito is fighting NIH cuts that hurt universities in her state. But the White House isn’t backing down, insisting the “spending freeze” is eliminating waste, fraud, and abuse—though Republicans are suddenly realizing “waste” means their constituents’ jobs.
Source: archive.ph
thousands of people in trump states might very well lose their good high paying jobs over his budget cuts

ford assembly plant that may
Source: news5cleveland.com
senator realizes in real time her broke ass state is a welfare queen

senator please keep giving us federal money
Ah, the classic GOP dilemma: gut federal funding while scrambling to save their own bacon. Alabama Senator Katie Britt (R) is now frantically assuring voters that she and RFK Jr. will do everything they can to protect her state’s precious NIH funding—even as her party slashes it. Why? Because, shocker, Alabama’s biggest employer—the University of Alabama at Birmingham—relies on those “big government” grants to function. Britt is desperately spinning this as a fight against “waste” and “Communist China,” but the real panic is setting in as Republicans realize their own red-state economies depend on the very funding they want to kill. Now the question is: will Trump pivot to only defunding blue-state research institutions, or just those that fail the loyalty test? Stay tuned for more self-inflicted GOP chaos.
Source: talkingpointsmemo.com