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from ‘kook’ to king: trump eulogizes lindsey graham, his favorite spineless convert

Lindsey Graham, shown in archival footage from his ‘brief resistance’ era, before discovering that the real statesmanship was the groveling we made along the way.

Lindsey Graham, shown in archival footage from his ‘brief resistance’ era, before discovering that the real statesmanship was the groveling we made along the way.

Trump used part of his tribute to the late Sen. Lindsey Graham to fondly recount the rocky start of their bromance — you know, back when Graham briefly pretended to have a spine and called Trump a “kook” unfit for office before promptly spending the rest of his career proving that principle is a renewable resource you can always sell off for access.

Instead of reflecting on Graham’s role in shredding Senate norms, ramming through judges, and defending almost every presidential tantrum, Trump framed it all as a heartwarming story of two men overcoming their differences — by which he means Graham eventually realizing that his true calling was as a full-time hype man for authoritarian cosplay. Nothing says ‘respected statesman’ like ending your career as the guy who traded oversight for golf invitations.

The White House message: loyalty to Trump is the highest virtue, retroactive dignity is free with every endorsement, and history will be rewritten as a touching friendship tale rather than the chronicle of a senator who watched democratic guardrails get torched and decided his job was to hand Trump more matches.

Source: nbcnews.com

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leopards discover maga faces are, in fact, edible

Trump fans stare at their grocery receipts like they’ve just discovered tariffs aren’t paid by the Tooth Fairy.

Trump fans stare at their grocery receipts like they’ve just discovered tariffs aren’t paid by the Tooth Fairy.

Maga America is discovering that when you elect a guy whose economic plan is basically a live-action YouTube prank, your grocery bill becomes the jump scare. Farmers, rural voters, manufacturing workers, and anyone trying to keep a roof over their head are all learning that Trump’s tariff cosplay and subsidy bonfire come with a helpful side of higher prices, lost jobs, and exploding debt. Turns out when you declare “liberation day” and slap tariffs on everything that moves, the market doesn’t applaud – it faceplants.

The Harris poll for the Guardian reads like a support group for people mauled by their own political choices. Majorities of self-identified Maga voters say they’re struggling or about to struggle with debt, housing, healthcare, utilities, groceries, and gas – basically every bill except the one for the red hat. Even among the faithful, more than half now blame the government for rising prices, and a growing chunk actually believes economists who say Americans, not mysterious foreigners, are paying Trump’s tariff tab. Yet despite all this, most Maga voters still think the same government kneecapping them can fix the affordability crisis it created. America’s abusive relationship with Trumpism remains strong – it’s just getting a lot more expensive.

Outside the cult perimeter fence, things look even worse for Trump. More Republicans think the economy is getting worse, independents are souring fast, and a Blue Wave is visible enough on the horizon that even the White House’s midterm-rigging fantasies might not hold it back. The punchline: for all the damage Trump has done, voters don’t trust Democrats either. Only about a quarter of stressed Americans think either party can fix any of this, and a healthy plurality has moved on to the “they’re all useless” stage of late-imperial politics. Trump has managed to prove government can absolutely hurt you; Democrats, so far, have failed to convincingly argue it could ever help.

Source: theguardian.com

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leopards discover white working-class faces taste like everyone else's

President Trump, seen here in his natural habitat: a dark suit, a red tie, and an economy that’s great if you already own a private jet.

President Trump, seen here in his natural habitat: a dark suit, a red tie, and an economy that’s great if you already own a private jet.

The New York Times has discovered a shocking new trend: after a decade of being told that tax cuts for billionaires, tariff cosplay, and union-busting judges were actually populism, white working-class voters are starting to notice that their grocery bills look like a GoFundMe pitch. Trump’s approval on the cost of living with blue-collar white voters is down to 36%, which is impressive considering he’s been promising them the "best economy ever" while their rent cosplays as a hedge fund. Back in 2018, these voters gave Trump enormous margins on economic stewardship, even as he was busy turning the government into a family-run merch table. Now the same crowd is telling pollsters that, actually, permanent inflation, chaotic trade policy, and a labor market run by union-busting cronies aren’t their favorite flavor of economic genius. GOP strategists are reportedly alarmed that the foundation of Trump’s coalition is eroding; Democrats, meanwhile, are trying to figure out how to talk about any of this without immediately pivoting to "and here’s a Republican we can work with." So the great MAGA economic miracle appears to have hit the moment where lived reality beats cable-news vibes. The man who spent years insisting he alone could fix it is discovering that when you hand the economy to oligarchs, deregulate everything that moves, and call it a day, eventually even your most loyal marks notice their paychecks are shrinking while your donor class buys its third yacht. Turns out you can’t pay for groceries with culture-war tweets and indictments.

Source: nytimes.com

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nevada discovers trumpenomics kind of sucks

Gov. Joe Lombardo, moments before remembering he stapled his political future to Trump's economic policies.

Gov. Joe Lombardo, moments before remembering he stapled his political future to Trump's economic policies.

Nevada Gov. Joe Lombardo is learning the hard way that hitching your career to Donald Trump's economic brain trust (Kudlow and vibes) has consequences. Trump's policies are so wildly unpopular in the state that Lombardo, an actual sitting governor, is already being treated like a lame-duck extra in someone else's reality show.

The big drama now: Tuesday's primary will decide which Democrat gets to spend the fall replaying Nevada's bank statements and grocery receipts on loop while asking voters whether they're enjoying this particular season of "Making America Broke Again." Lombardo, meanwhile, gets to smile through gritted teeth and pretend Trump's agenda is going great as it saws through his own approval ratings.

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students for trump co-founder continues his lifelong war on women

Students for Trump leadership, pictured here, continuing their rigorous field research into how many crimes you can allegedly commit while still calling yourself the party of law and order.

Students for Trump leadership, pictured here, continuing their rigorous field research into how many crimes you can allegedly commit while still calling yourself the party of law and order.

Ryan Fournier, co-founder of Students for Trump and full-time culture warrior, has been arrested in Washington DC on domestic violence charges after allegedly waking up from an intoxicated stupor and responding to a woman trying to help him by swinging his fists at her face. Police say he was lying on the floor of his luxury apartment with a knife at his side, allegedly punched her two or three times, and reportedly announced, "I'll kill everyone here"—which is certainly one way to demonstrate those family values he’s always tweeting about.

A roommate told authorities Fournier screamed "Don’t touch me, woman!" and "Do you want me to crush your head in with this lamp?" before allegedly escalating to "Do you want to die today?" while swinging a handheld vacuum around like a low-budget WWE prop. The victim, according to the affidavit, ran to the bathroom looking like she'd been punched in the face and begged the roommate, "Don’t let him stab me," which is not typically listed on conservative student group brochures, but probably should be.

This is not Fournier’s first trip through the "law and order" experience: in 2023 he was arrested in North Carolina after allegedly grabbing his then-girlfriend and striking her in the forehead with a handgun. Those charges were later dismissed, presumably reinforcing the lesson that accountability is for poor people and liberals. In between arrests, Fournier found time to falsely accuse a Wisconsin school principal of celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death, prompting a wave of death threats against her—then quietly walked it back with a post about how "accuracy is critical," which is a bold line from a guy whose personal brand appears to be projection plus violence.

So the co-founder of Students for Trump is now facing his second domestic violence case in three years, still posturing as a patriotic truth-teller while allegedly terrorizing women behind closed doors. If you were designing a mascot for a movement obsessed with controlling women’s bodies, screaming about crime, and demanding absolute impunity for themselves, you honestly couldn’t script it better.

Source: theguardian.com

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trump wins 2024, promptly loses new hampshire

Artist’s rendering of New Hampshire voters gently escorting Trumpism to the state line and telling it to keep walking.

Artist’s rendering of New Hampshire voters gently escorting Trumpism to the state line and telling it to keep walking.

Donald Trump carried this New Hampshire district in 2024, so naturally in 2026 it just elected a Democrat by 4 points after a 13-point GOP margin last time. Bobbi Boudman, who previously lost twice to Republican Glenn Cordelli, finally won the seat once he fled the district, proving that the strongest Democratic field operation remains: Republicans moving away.

National Republicans and their dark-money friends like Americans for Prosperity dutifully backed GOP candidate Dale Fincher, then watched more than 4,000 voters politely respond: "No thanks, we’ve tried Trumpism, turns out it’s bad." This is the 28th seat Democrats have flipped since Trump’s 2024 win, while Republicans have flipped exactly zero, which is also the approximate number of lessons the party appears capable of learning.

Democrats are calling it part of a growing wave, with the DLCC openly planning the biggest state-level gains in two decades and the DNC chair saying that no Republican seat is safe. Meanwhile, state Republicans are discovering that running on soaring costs, culture war hysteria, and whatever Trump posted on Truth Social this morning might not be the electoral cheat code they were promised. Tuesdays are becoming a rolling referendum on the Trump agenda, and the voters keep hitting "reject call."

Source: theguardian.com

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trump saves america from the menace of stable child care

The Trump administration heroically protects America from the dangerous concept of reliable child care for poor kids.

The Trump administration heroically protects America from the dangerous concept of reliable child care for poor kids.

The Trump administration has discovered a terrifying new threat to the republic: poor kids having consistent child care. So they're proudly rolling back a Biden-era rule that tried to make payments to child care providers more predictable, especially in low-income communities where subsidies are tied to attendance and kids get sick, buses break down, and life happens. Under the Biden rule, states were pushed to pay providers based on enrollment instead of day-by-day attendance — the same way wealthier parents already pay, so centers in poorer neighborhoods could, you know, keep the lights on and not fire staff every time flu season shows up. For people like Michelle Wright, who runs centers where 90% of families rely on subsidies, this meant a shot at not playing payroll roulette every time six toddlers caught RSV. The Trump team’s solution? Scrap it. Revert back to a system where providers serving low-income families are punished financially whenever kids miss days — turning winter and bad weather into budget crises and staffing chaos. It's a neat two-for-one: destabilize child care for working-class parents and push small centers toward closure, all while pretending it's about "fraud" and "waste" rather than just making life harder for people who don't have lobbyists. So affluent parents keep their guaranteed spots and stable centers, while poorer families get a front-row seat to the free market’s answer to child care: fewer options, less stability, and more providers wondering if they can pay teachers at all. A bold vision for America’s future — as long as your kid’s already taken care of.

Source: npr.org

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civil rights icon dies, trump immediately makes it about trump

Jesse Jackson spent a lifetime fighting for civil rights; Trump spent a post about Jesse Jackson fighting for civil Trump.

Jesse Jackson spent a lifetime fighting for civil rights; Trump spent a post about Jesse Jackson fighting for civil Trump.

Most political leaders responded to Jesse Jackson’s death by doing the normal human thing: honoring an 84-year-old civil rights titan who spent decades pushing America slightly closer to the democracy it keeps bragging about being. Kamala Harris, Raphael Warnock, Pete Buttigieg, Stacey Abrams, and Bernice King all used their posts to talk about Jackson’s work, his moral leadership, his Rainbow Coalition, and his stubborn insistence that poor and marginalized people are actually human beings. Then Donald Trump logged on. On Truth Social, the president solemnly remembered Jackson as “a good man” and “a friend” before sprinting straight into his favorite topic: himself. Within a couple of sentences, the tribute had morphed into a grievance rant about “scoundrels and Lunatics on the Radical Left” who “falsely” call him racist, a demand for credit for funding HBCUs that Jackson "loved," and a petty shot at Barack Obama, whom Trump claims Jackson “could not stand.” The civil rights leader is barely cold and Trump is already using him as a prop in his ongoing persecution cosplay, turning a eulogy into a campaign ad for his own victimhood. So while everyone else is talking about justice, sacrifice, and expanding democracy, Trump is over in the corner live‑blogging his emotional needs and retrofitting Jackson’s legacy into a MAGA character witness. It’s less a tribute than a hostage note: tell them I’m not racist, Jesse.
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trump throws ranchers under the hamburger bus

Trump signs a proclamation to boost Argentine beef imports while American ranchers look on like cattle who just heard the word "processing plant."

Trump signs a proclamation to boost Argentine beef imports while American ranchers look on like cattle who just heard the word "processing plant."

Donald Trump has signed a proclamation to jack up the US tariff-rate quota on Argentine beef by 80,000 metric tons, all to heroically tackle high food prices in a way that economists say will barely nudge grocery bills but will definitely make big food companies a little happier. The extra imports are limited to lean trimmings used for hamburger meat, so congratulations to America’s ranchers: you’re now background extras in Trump’s 2026 "cheap burger" re-election ad. Ranchers, who enjoyed record-high beef prices after years of drought and herd cuts and who, minor detail, largely backed Trump, are watching their supposed champion open the door for more foreign competition while pretending it’s all about helping struggling families. Republican senator Deb Fischer is out here begging for solutions that would actually support US cattle producers, while the White House signs a broader trade and investment deal with Argentina that just happens to make US exporters happy too. So consumers don’t really win, corporations do, and Trump’s rural base gets a fresh reminder that in this administration, loyalty is a one-way cattle drive. Economists say the volume is too small to significantly lower supermarket prices, but it should "improve margins" for food companies, which is DC-speak for "the shareholders are fine, thanks." The man who built his brand on America First has now moved on to America First, Ranchers Second, Corporate Profits Always. But hey, if your grocery bill doesn’t drop, at least you can enjoy the taste of Argentine beef and broken campaign promises in the same burger.

Source: theguardian.com

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maga's civil war: trump's legacy crumbling?

Trump's cabinet: where future successors gather to plot their inevitable betrayals and reality TV show spinoffs.

Trump's cabinet: where future successors gather to plot their inevitable betrayals and reality TV show spinoffs.

Ah, the MAGA movement—once a unified bastion of undying loyalty to its Supreme Leader, now facing a delightful existential crisis. President Trump has peered into his glittering cabinet room and declared that his successor is 'probably sitting at this table'. But don't worry, it's totally not going to be him, despite the chants of 'four more years' echoing through his rallies—because nothing screams 'democratic values' like clinging to power against constitutional limits. In a plot twist that could rival a soap opera, this MAGA fairytale is showing cracks, with infighting and defections reminiscent of a high school drama club. Marjorie Taylor Greene has already bolted, accusing Trump of losing touch with reality—because who would have seen that coming? JD Vance, the Silicon Valley libertarians' darling, and Marco Rubio, Trump's Secretary of State, are already jockeying for position, promising a spectacle as entertaining as a circus fire. The best part? Trump's very own movement might be the reason his legacy turns to ash. What a time to be alive!

Source: bbc.com

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ON DAY 1 I WILL LOWER GROCERY PRICES TO RAISE YOUR OWN CHICKENS IF YOU WANT CHEAP EGGS in breakneck fucking speed

Trump official: Americans should raise 'backyard' chickens if they're mad about egg prices

Trump official: Americans should raise 'backyard' chickens if they're mad about egg prices

In a stroke of breathtaking absurdity, Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins tells struggling Americans to ditch grocery stores and become backyard chicken farmers—right as egg prices hit the stratosphere! This mind-blowing suggestion, apparently born from the deep intellectual wells of the Trump administration, ignores the fact that not everyone lives in a backyard utopia, and surprisingly, not all neighborhoods welcome chickens as future egg factories. Meanwhile, the administration sees fit to blame Biden for the mess they helped create, while recommending an almost comically naive solution that only shows their utter disconnect from reality. Keep your chicken feed close; it looks like you’ll need it!

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Straws in the Wind: Trump’s Plastic Dreams Crush a Lifelong Commitment

Guy Spinelli, who runs Boss Straw, says President Donald Trump's executive order on paper straws has put his business at risk of shutting down. (Jim Vondruska/For The Washington Post)

Guy Spinelli, who runs Boss Straw, says President Donald Trump's executive order on paper straws has put his business at risk of shutting down. (Jim Vondruska/For The Washington Post)

When the President of the United States snarls at paper straws, you know we've officially entered the Twilight Zone of economic absurdity. Guy Spinelli gambled his life savings on a sustainable future reality, only to be blindsided by the same man he voted for, who now champions plastic like a deranged environmental villain. Sending tremors through the fledgling paper straw industry with a hissy fit worthy of a toddler, Trump's tantrum practically screams, 'Screw the planet, I prefer single-use convenience!' While spineless bureaucrats parade around claiming this is some innovative approach, it's clear the only thing collapsing faster than Spinelli's business is the integrity of our leadership.

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From Hope to Heartbreak: The Trump Treatment

Ryleigh Cooper, 24, lost her job with the U.S. Forest Service. (Kyle Monk/For The Washington Post)

Ryleigh Cooper, 24, lost her job with the U.S. Forest Service. (Kyle Monk/For The Washington Post)

Ryleigh Cooper, laboring away for the U.S. Forest Service, thought she was voting for change, not for a historic axe to her livelihood. Armed with optimism and a promise from Trump about free IVF, she found herself on the chopping block instead, betrayed by the one who lured her in with a fantasy. It’s just rich irony that after painstakingly building her career, she’s now staring down the barrel of unemployment thanks to a White House hell-bent on gutting federal jobs while swaggering around making empty promises to "help families." How’s that for a reality check? She wanted a child; instead, she got a big, fat nothing wrapped in bureaucratic bullshit.

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woops! buyers remorse! "hes doing exactly what he said he would do!!"

worlds oranges tyrant

worlds oranges tyrant

Some Trump supporters are finally realizing they bought a lemon. UFC fighter Sean Strickland, once a die-hard fan, is now clutching his pearls over Trump’s plan to take over Gaza, wondering why "America First" doesn’t seem to include America. Meanwhile, right-wing pundits like Tucker Carlson and Sohrab Ahmari are discovering that Trump’s policies don’t quite match his populist shtick—shocking. As the administration steamrolls ahead with its own agenda, former loyalists are left grappling with the fine print on the snake oil they eagerly bought. Who could have seen this coming?



Me, I saw it coming
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layoffs hit the va

the va

the va

Trump’s VA purge just hit Atlanta, with over 1,000 employees laid off nationwide—but don’t worry, VA Secretary Doug Collins says it’s all for efficiency. Among those fired? Veterans like Nelson Feliz, Sr., a former U.S. Army First Sergeant, who now says he and his colleagues feel “mistreated” and “betrayed.” Feliz had been a VA employee for over a decade but was terminated under the administration’s probationary cuts, which seem less about performance and more about slashing payroll to redirect funds. Meanwhile, Collins is praising Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) for gutting contracts and making the VA more “efficient”—because clearly, nothing helps veteran care like mass layoffs.

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veterans affairs is feeling the squeeze

the va

the va

Trump’s hiring freeze is wreaking havoc at the VA, blocking crisis hotline staffing, delaying health care hires, and even temporarily stopping new volunteers from onboarding—because nothing says "support the troops" like crippling their access to care. VA employees report onboarding freezes, HR system lockouts, and mass firings of probationary staff, including some fired by mistake who are now being reinstated. Meanwhile, Veterans Crisis Line (VCL) workers warn the freeze is choking support services, with hotline responders overwhelmed, unable to hire critical backup staff, and facing a forced return to office that could see 60-70% of remote crisis workers quit overnight. But don't worry—Trump’s VA says it's all part of the plan to "bring as many employees back to the office as space permits." What could possibly go wrong?

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notoriously anti-labor asshole targets labor union contracts

man-bear-pig, no bear

man-bear-pig, no bear

Trump is canceling union agreements made in Biden’s final month, claiming they locked in “wasteful and failing policies”—because nothing says “pro-worker” like gutting federal labor protections. The sweeping rollback means thousands of federal employees could lose recently negotiated benefits, as Trump accelerates his war on the “deep state” and moves to slash remote work and enforce in-office mandates. Federal unions are preparing legal challenges, while the White House insists that any deals made before Inauguration Day “do not reflect the will of the American people”—because elections apparently erase contracts now.

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"we wanted you to cut funds to the other poor people!"

“I’m hearing from my institutions concerned about it,” Sen. Shelley Moore Capito said about the government cuts. “It’s pretty drastic.” | AP

“I’m hearing from my institutions concerned about it,” Sen. Shelley Moore Capito said about the government cuts. “It’s pretty drastic.” | AP

Republicans loved Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)—right up until it started gutting jobs and funding in their own backyards. Now, GOP lawmakers are scrambling to shield national parks, farm subsidies, and NIH research grants from Musk and Trump’s budget axe, even as the administration barrels ahead with mass layoffs and spending freezes. Idaho Rep. Mike Simpson is worried about 1,000 fired park rangers, Sen. Jerry Moran wants to protect farmers losing USAID contracts, and Sen. Shelley Moore Capito is fighting NIH cuts that hurt universities in her state. But the White House isn’t backing down, insisting the “spending freeze” is eliminating waste, fraud, and abuse—though Republicans are suddenly realizing “waste” means their constituents’ jobs.

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thousands of people in trump states might very well lose their good high paying jobs over his budget cuts

ford assembly plant that may

ford assembly plant that may

Ford CEO Jim Farley just dropped a truth bomb: if Trump kills EV subsidies, thousands of American jobs could be on the chopping block. After investing billions into factories in Ohio, Michigan, Kentucky, and Tennessee, Ford is now warning that if Republicans repeal Biden-era funding, those workers might be out of luck. Farley specifically called out Trump’s plan to gut support for electric vehicle manufacturing, saying "many of those jobs will be at risk." But hey, who needs high-paying factory jobs and cutting-edge American innovation when you can… stick it to the libs by killing EVs?
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senator realizes in real time her broke ass state is a welfare queen

senator please keep giving us federal money

senator please keep giving us federal money

Ah, the classic GOP dilemma: gut federal funding while scrambling to save their own bacon. Alabama Senator Katie Britt (R) is now frantically assuring voters that she and RFK Jr. will do everything they can to protect her state’s precious NIH funding—even as her party slashes it. Why? Because, shocker, Alabama’s biggest employer—the University of Alabama at Birmingham—relies on those “big government” grants to function. Britt is desperately spinning this as a fight against “waste” and “Communist China,” but the real panic is setting in as Republicans realize their own red-state economies depend on the very funding they want to kill. Now the question is: will Trump pivot to only defunding blue-state research institutions, or just those that fail the loyalty test? Stay tuned for more self-inflicted GOP chaos.

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