justice department moves to make criminality legal
a gaggle of gullible fucking idiots desecrating the seat of democracy
The Justice Department has taken presidential clemency to new heights of absurdity, expanding Trump's mass pardon of January 6 rioters to dismiss unrelated gun charges. Federal prosecutors are now dropping cases against individuals like Daniel Ball and Elias Costianes, whose illegal firearms were discovered during Capitol riot investigations but had no direct connection to the events of that day. This broad interpretation effectively grants a get-out-of-jail-free card for crimes uncovered during the January 6 probes, showcasing the administration's unwavering commitment to absolve its supporters, regardless of their offenses. Apparently, 'law and order' is a flexible concept.
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tweenage kids are now trying to 'audit' the irs
irs building
Well, it finally happened—Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has infiltrated the IRS. That’s right, Musk’s hand-picked “efficiency experts” now have access to the most sensitive taxpayer data in the country, because why not let a billionaire with six companies under investigation poke around the IRS? According to reports, a top Musk aide has arrived at the agency to “examine operations,” which totally won’t involve targeting political enemies, leaking private financial records, or delaying refunds for anyone who doesn’t pass the Musk loyalty test. Lawmakers are already raising alarms, but don’t worry—the government swears there are safeguards in place, because those have worked so well in the past. So, if your tax refund mysteriously vanishes, just remember—it’s all in the name of efficiency.
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justice serves trump's aides a get-out-of-jail-free card
Behold, Mar-a-Lago: where top-secret documents go to mingle with poolside cocktails.
In a truly shocking turn of events, a federal appeals court has decided that Trump's loyal sidekicks, Walt Nauta and Carlos De Oliveira, get to walk away scot-free. These gentlemen were accused of hiding classified documents at the Mar-a-Lago resort—because nothing says presidential like classified papers mixed in with golf tees.
Special counsel Jack Smith's prosecution, once the talk of the town, has now fizzled out like a bad hair day. The Justice Department, forever loyal, dropped the case against Trump, citing the age-old 'sitting presidents are untouchable' clause. As if the DOJ needs another excuse to avoid accountability.
Yet, there’s a sliver of hope: some folks are pushing for a peek into the prosecutors' reasoning. But don't hold your breath, the Trump DOJ is expected to resist—because transparency in this administration is as rare as an honest tweet from the former Commander-in-Tweet.
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law professor confirms these assholes at doge are lawless pricks
I had to see it now you do too
Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is breaking laws at a speed even his Teslas can’t match. According to Georgetown law professor David Super, Musk’s handpicked bureaucrats have been illegally freezing federal grants, sidelining civil servants without due process, and even accessing Treasury payment systems without proper authorization. Their latest stunt? Attempting to dismantle USAID without congressional approval—because who needs laws when you have tech bros and vibes? Legal experts say this violates everything from the Impoundment Control Act to basic constitutional separation of powers, but Trump and Musk seem confident that a friendly Supreme Court will let it all slide. Because at the end of the day, it’s only democracy that’s at stake.
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judge blocks musks tweenage gang of incels access to treasury department material
the one thing these pathetic losers hate, a strong black woman
A federal judge just slammed the brakes on Elon Musk’s DOGE team, blocking them from accessing sensitive financial and personal data on millions of Americans held at the Treasury Department. Why? Because letting Musk’s tech bros sift through Social Security, tax refunds, and Medicare payments raised just a few cybersecurity red flags. Nineteen state attorneys general sued to stop this madness, calling it an “unprecedented insider threat” that could compromise trillions in federal payments. The judge agreed, ordering Musk’s crew to destroy any data they’ve already swiped. Meanwhile, Trump’s Treasury appointee insists this is just “read-only” access—because that always reassures people.
Source: washingtonpost.com
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frumplestiltskin fires more people he cant fire, annoints himself chairman of kennedy center
the kennedy center
In his latest episode of You’re Fired!, Trump announced he’s removing Kennedy Center board members—including chairman David Rubenstein—and installing himself as chairman. Whether he can actually do that is unclear, but when has that ever stopped him? His reason? Something about drag shows “targeting our youth”—a vague and familiar boogeyman. Meanwhile, Kennedy Center staff say they haven’t received “official communication” from the White House, and legal experts are scratching their heads, noting that this has never happened before. But hey, who needs legal precedent when you have Truth Social?
Source: washingtonpost.com
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judge tries to put a stop to some of the administrations illegal actions
protestors protesting the dumb shit elon is doing the usaid
Trump’s latest power trip—gutting USAID by firing 14,000 employees and leaving only 300 behind—just got temporarily shut down by a Trump-appointed judge (ouch). The administration tried to justify the mass layoffs as a crackdown on “fraud,” but the judge wasn’t buying it, blocking the move and ordering 500 employees reinstated. Meanwhile, Elon Musk, who’s been bragging about "feeding USAID into the woodchipper," played his part by locking thousands of workers out of their systems. The lawsuit calls Trump’s actions “unconstitutional and illegal”—which, let’s be honest, is just another Tuesday for this administration.
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billionaire parody bond villians are already f*cking vulnerable americans
image of the mooches musk is done funding, get a job losers
The Trump-Musk demolition project is in full swing, and the casualties are already piling up. The massive federal funding freeze ordered by Trump’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) may have been blocked by the courts, but that hasn’t stopped Musk’s crew from deliberately delaying critical funds, slashing services, and playing god with people’s lives.
Let’s check the collateral damage so far:
- A disabled 19-year-old in West Virginia couldn’t start a Goodwill job because the nonprofit that facilitates employment didn’t receive its federal grant in time.
- A center that helps disabled people live independently was forced to lay off staff, leaving elderly clients at risk of institutionalization or homelessness.
- 57 Head Start programs across 25 states lost access to their funding, forcing some to shut down entirely—because, obviously, poor kids don’t need early education.
- Hospitals in multiple states have already cut off gender-affirming care for trans youth, terrified of losing federal funding under Trump’s latest executive order.
- Nearly 6,000 refugees, including Afghans, Ukrainians, and Venezuelans, are in limbo because the State Department stopped paying resettlement organizations.
- Shelters for domestic violence victims are warning that if this continues, people will die—but sure, let’s keep pretending this is about “efficiency.”
And in case you thought this was just bureaucratic incompetence, Musk is personally approving which payments get shut down, bragging online about stopping “illegal” funding. Because nothing screams functioning democracy like the world’s richest man deciding who gets federal money based on his vibes. Meanwhile, Trump’s lawyers are openly telling agencies to just ignore the court orders and cut funding anyway. Because, at this point, why bother pretending they care about legality? This isn’t just “disruption”—it’s economic terrorism against the most vulnerable Americans. And it’s only just getting started.
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the governments hr department is being run by nazis
office of personell management, basically the governments hr, has been handed over to elons ballsuckers and lackeys
Fresh off hijacking federal payment systems and gutting labor protections, Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is now taking control of air traffic control systems—because nothing says "safety" like slashing expertise and replacing it with a bunch of 20-year-old Musk fanboys. Musk gleefully announced that DOGE will make "rapid safety upgrades" to the FAA’s systems, a statement that should strike terror into anyone who enjoys landing in one piece. This comes days after a deadly midair collision near D.C. and on the heels of the Trump administration pushing mass buyouts of federal workers—including air traffic controllers. But don’t worry! DOGE’s totally-not-qualified "engineers" are here to fix everything. Meanwhile, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton dared to point out the obvious—that these kids "aren’t even old enough to rent a car"—only for Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy to clap back with a MAGA Mad Libs response about “experienced bureaucrats” ruining America. Because, of course, the problem with air travel isn’t understaffed, underpaid professionals, it’s that we haven’t let enough billionaires meddle with safety regulations. So buckle up, folks! The skies are now one executive tweet away from being privatized, and DOGE is in the cockpit. Hope you like open-source landing instructions and firmware updates mid-flight.
Source: washingtonpost.com
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yam tits thinks he can just bypass congress and make his own laws
"signs executive order into law"
trying some shit that would make even the most brazen autocrat blush, the White House communications team is now proclaiming that President Trump can "sign executive orders into law" without any pesky interference from Congress. Because who needs a legislative branch when you can just decree your whims into existence? This unprecedented language signals a disturbing shift towards executive overreach, undermining the very checks and balances that are supposed to prevent such authoritarian power grabs. It's as if the administration has forgotten—or more likely, is willfully ignoring—that in a functioning democracy, laws are made by Congress, not unilaterally dictated by the president.
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elmo plans to get rid of the federal workforce
space karen answering the question "whos a cuck for xi jingping?"
The administration’s dream of gutting the federal workforce is moving full steam ahead, with GSA officials now warning that mass layoffs are 'likely' as their please quit so we don’t have to fire you scheme flops. Despite Elon Musk’s bold prediction that up to 10% of workers would jump at the chance to take a totally-not-a-scam deferred resignation offer, it turns out career civil servants aren’t so eager to walk away from their jobs just because the world’s richest efficiency expert said so. Now, with buyouts failing and Musk’s handpicked loyalists running the show, the administration is gearing up to slash jobs the old-fashioned way—by forcing out workers who don’t pledge allegiance to MAGA. Efficiency!
Source: washingtonpost.com
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cuban elf siezes control of usaid
after getting demeaned and made fun of, rubio gets ready to take the cum load of his orange handler
Marco Rubio has unilaterally declared himself head of USAID, Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is running wild, and agency employees have been locked out of their own offices. The administration’s plan? Dismantle America’s largest humanitarian aid organization, strip it of funding, and hand its functions over to the State Department—because nothing screams ‘efficiency’ like replacing disaster relief with whatever Elon comes up with between Twitter rants. Meanwhile, DOGE’s crack team of 19-to-24-year-old ‘engineers’ have somehow been granted access to sensitive government databases, raising just a few tiny concerns about security, oversight, and Musk using federal resources to benefit his own businesses. But sure, this is all about ‘saving taxpayer money,’ not a hostile takeover of the U.S. government by a tech bro and his favorite sycophants.
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president vagina neck usurps congress and shuts down federal agency
USAID logos and photos showing the humanitarian work the agency does around the globe were removed from its offices, multiple sources familiar with the situation told CNN. Obtained by CNN
hair furher and his billionaire sidekick apartheid clyde have decided that foreign aid is just too generous for their taste, so USAID is getting the axe. In a move straight out of a banana republic, Marco Rubio has handed control of the agency to a hair furher crony accused of gutting it from the inside, while Musk bragged that hair furher gave him the green light to shut it down completely. The administration claims it’s about ‘efficiency,’ but experts warn the abrupt dismantling of USAID will lead to humanitarian disasters. Meanwhile, staff are being purged, offices stripped of logos, and foreign aid programs thrown into chaos—because nothing says 'America First' like turning your back on the world.
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some pardoned j6ers are f*cking awful people
a bunch of gullible morons trying to overthrow democracy
In his first act as president, Trump granted blanket clemency to every single Jan. 6 rioter—including those convicted of violently attacking police officers. But the real kicker? Some of those “patriots” he just freed weren’t exactly first-time offenders. Among them are individuals with long rap sheets for rape, child sexual abuse, domestic violence, drug trafficking, and even manslaughter. Take Matthew Huttle, who had a history of child abuse and DUI arrests—pardoned by Trump, then shot and killed in an altercation with law enforcement just days later. Or Theodore Middendorf, convicted of sexually assaulting a 7-year-old, who was set to be sentenced for smashing Capitol windows before Trump made his case disappear. Or Peter Schwartz, a man with 38 prior convictions, including domestic assault and threatening police—who got 14 years for attacking officers with pepper spray on Jan. 6, but is now a free man thanks to Trump. Trump admitted that actually reviewing these cases would have been "too cumbersome," so instead of considering, you know, basic public safety, he just pardoned everyone. Some of these guys still have pending cases for child pornography, illegal firearms, and violent crimes—but hey, as long as they were rioting for Trump, they apparently deserved a free pass. Meanwhile, the same party that screams “Back the Blue” just cheered as their leader pardoned criminals who literally beat cops with flagpoles. You can’t make this up.
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hes gonna make the nation safer, by firing the federal police force?
the newest target of the cranky crybaby
the worlds only part orange orangutan human's revenge tour is in full swing, and the FBI is next on the chopping block. Dozens of career agents, prosecutors, and senior officials who worked on frumpys-related cases—including the Capitol riot investigations and his classified documents scandal—are reportedly being targeted for forced resignations or terminations as soon as this week. the interim Justice Department leadership is wasting no time purging the ranks of anyone deemed “untrustworthy”—i.e., anyone who actually followed the law when investigating him. Even prosecutors working Jan. 6 cases who were set to become permanent hires under the Biden administration were suddenly fired en masse because their existence “hindered” the administrations agenda. Meanwhile, Kash Patel, the controversial FBI director nominee, is playing dumb in the Senate, claiming he knows nothing about any mass firings—while his boss actively guts the agency. The FBI Agents Association is already warning that the move will cripple national security, but dumbshit and his loyalists are more focused on settling scores than fighting crime. With the DOJ already under siege, cheeto jesus is making it clear: law enforcement exists to serve him, or it doesn’t exist at all”
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another j6er is back in prison
treasonous piece of shit carrying a stolen sign after attacking the seat of dempcracy, get fucked
From storming the Capitol to a deadly DUI, Emily Hernandez’s fall from MAGA martyr to convicted felon is complete. Pardoned just last week by president mob boss for her role in the Jan. 6 insurrection, Hernandez won’t be celebrating her newfound freedom—because she was just sentenced to 17 years in prison for killing a woman in a drunken wrong-way crash. Hernandez, famous for parading around with a stolen Nancy Pelosi sign, was already set to plead guilty to her Jan. 6 charges when she drove headfirst into oncoming traffic, killing 32-year-old Victoria Wilson and severely injuring her husband. Her blood-alcohol content was a staggering .20%, more than double the legal limit. ONLY THE BEST PEOPLE Despite the president being pro violence and giving her mercy for her role in attacking the seat of democracy, the justice system wasn’t as forgiving for taking a life. A judge sentenced her to 10 years for the fatal crash and seven more for the injuries she caused—proving that, in at least one courtroom, accountability still exists for people that aren't rich white assholes.
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project 2025 fuckheads author government memo, metadata shows
the opm, ground zero for the tiny handed tyrants full on assault on the federal government (image from 404media link)
The administration is scrubbing evidence faster than a teenager clearing their browser history. The U.S. Office of Personnel Management (OPM) was caught wiping metadata from official memos after it revealed that key documents were authored by individuals linked to Project 2025—not actual government employees. The deleted details exposed that Trump’s allies were quietly embedding themselves in the federal bureaucracy, with some of them drafting official policy despite having no formal role at OPM. The revelation comes as Trump reinstates Schedule F, his plan to replace career federal employees with loyalists who’ll “bend or break” to his will. Meanwhile, the newly minted Department of Government Efficiency (yes, led by worlds richest nazi sympathizer, elmo musk) is offering mass buyouts to government workers, signaling that if they don’t take the deal now, Trump’s cronies will show them the door later. For someone who claims to have “nothing to do” with Project 2025, gangrene-grimace sure seems to be using its playbook—down to the last deleted data point.
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accountability is dead for von shitzinpants and those close to him
these two pieces of shit hid our nations most sensitive secrets inb a fucking bathroom
The Justice Department just dropped its appeal of Judge Aileen Cannon’s ruling that Smith was unlawfully appointed, cementing a legal precedent that could haunt future federal prosecutors. The move ensures that Trump’s former co-defendants, Walt Nauta and Carlos De Oliveira, are off the hook, and the classified documents case that once threatened Trump is now nothing more than a historical footnote. The decision also means the public will definitely never fucking see Smith’s full report on tiny hand's alleged hoarding of classified documents. Merrick Garland had withheld it, citing the pending appeal, but now it's up to grumpy’s own DOJ—stacked with his former defense attorneys—to decide if it ever sees the light of day. Spoiler alert: Don’t hold your breath. With both of Smith’s prosecutions—classified documents and election interference—now effectively buried, Trump has managed to rewrite the rules of accountability. Future presidents, take note: if you don’t like the laws, just win reelection. crazy how we just give the biggest piece of shit free reign to trample our republic
Source: washingtonpost.com
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doj's vanishing act: trump's merry men walk free
Walt Nauta listening intently as Trump lays down another executive order, probably involving all the best people, while Carlos de Oliveira is pictured having a blast at the courthouse. Because if you can't laugh at the DOJ dismissing your case, what's left?
In an inspiring demonstration of justice in action, the DOJ has decided to wave its magical wand and make the charges against two of Trump's accomplices—Walt Nauta and Carlos de Oliveira—disappear. These two had the minor inconvenience of facing felony charges for allegedly helping Trump stash away those oh-so-important classified documents at Mar-a-Lago, then fibbing to federal investigators about it. But sure, let's just drop the case now that Trump has retaken the throne.
After all, nothing says 'rule of law' like letting your aides off the hook because the boss is back in charge. The DOJ's move might not be the most transparent—because why would the Trump Administration want to release that pesky classified documents report anyway? It's not like the public has a right to know about the inner machinations of their government or anything. In other words, democracy is truly thriving under Trump's America, and the DOJ is just here for the laughs.
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trump kills veterans suicide assistance
weird orange man getting ready to catch a hotdog with his mouth
Trump’s abrupt federal spending freeze has already created chaos, but one of its most egregious impacts? Cutting off suicide prevention assistance for veterans. The executive order, which halts funding for a wide range of grants and programs, includes a pause on the Veterans Affairs Department’s suicide prevention and legal services grants, raising alarm among lawmakers and advocacy groups. While the White House insists the freeze is just a temporary “review,” the move directly contradicts Trump’s past rhetoric on supporting veterans. Meanwhile, Senate Republicans are downplaying concerns, with some urging people to “stay calm” and “take a deep breath.” Must be nice advice for those not wondering whether lifesaving services will still exist next week.
Source: virginiamercury.com
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