The Trump Presidency Is Going Great

Donald Trump is once again playing nuclear Jenga with the world order, casually threatening to walk the U.S. out of NATO like it's a failed casino instead of the cornerstone of Western security. So now NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte has to show up at the White House to perform the diplomatic equivalent of talking a drunk guy off the roof while he’s live‑streaming.

The alliance that deterred the Soviet Union, checks Russian aggression, and keeps a lid on World War III is now being treated by Trump as a subscription service he might cancel if he doesn’t get more compliments and cash. Authoritarians in Moscow and Beijing are thrilled; nothing says "America First" like methodically dismantling the very alliance that keeps America from being picked off piece by piece.

So Rutte arrives in Washington to reassure everyone that NATO is still a thing, while Trump test-drives the idea of abandoning mutual defense like a busted prenup. The message to allies is crystal clear: the reliability of U.S. security guarantees now depends on the mood swings of a guy who thinks Article 5 is either a gym membership clause or a subpoena.

Sen. Elissa Slotkin is doing the ritual Iowa corn-pilgrimage that every vaguely sentient Democrat has to do before the national press will admit they own a map. She’s selling herself as a pragmatic Midwestern normie who can help the country stumble out of the Trump hurricane and back into something resembling democracy, or at least a government that doesn’t threaten to vaporize foreign civilian infrastructure between Fox hits.

The real plot twist is buried mid-story: Trump has already accused Slotkin and other Democrats of “seditious behavior” — explicitly “punishable by death” — because they posted a video calmly reminding military and intel personnel that they are legally obligated to refuse illegal orders. You know, the thing the Uniform Code of Military Justice actually requires. Trump’s Justice Department dutifully tried to indict them for this unforgivable crime of citing the law, and even that MAGA-ified DOJ couldn’t make the charges stick. Slotkin then received a bomb threat at her home, because when the Dear Leader labels you a traitor, some random patriot inevitably volunteers to do the ‘patriotic’ thing.

While Slotkin talks about “Midwest pragmatism,” “Team Fight,” and trying to win back states Trump has turned into personal fiefdoms, Trump is out here threatening “destructive” attacks on civilian infrastructure in Iran and raging that telling soldiers not to commit war crimes is treason. Slotkin frames her Iowa trip as part of a broader effort to build a bench of Democrats who can win in red-leaning areas; Trump frames her as an enemy of the state who deserves death for reminding people the president is not actually a monarch. One side is talking about health care affordability in a craft beer bar, the other is fantasizing about executing senators for quoting the UCMJ. But yes, tell us more about how the real problem is ‘polarization.’

Trump’s America is going so tremendously well that the president of the Center for Victims of Torture – a group that literally helps people recover from secret police and dictators – is packing up his American-born kids and fleeing back to Australia because the U.S. now feels too authoritarian and dangerous. Within days of Trump’s second inauguration, the administration froze US$20m in funding for CVT by email, forcing the furlough of 430 staff and the shutdown of torture-rehab programs in refugee camps across the Middle East and Africa. Apparently the real torture was giving traumatized people therapy instead of sending more money to the Pentagon.

Once the funding was gutted, the government moved on to the fun part: kidnapping legal immigrants. ICE flooded Minneapolis, grabbed six CVT clients who were in the U.S. legally – including two who were abducted right out of their immigration check-ins – and flew them 1,800km away to a Texas detention center. While Trump publicly jokes about being “dictator for one day” and gushes over Kim Jong-un’s instant obedience, his loyalists are busy trying to criminally charge critics like James Comey, flirting with rolling back same-sex marriage protections, and turning migrants’ lives into a choice between “Alligator Alcatraz” and a Salvadoran prison. Freedom™ now comes with a side of state terror and a 40% Pentagon budget increase.

The punchline: this time Americans voted for it. Trump won the popular vote in 2024, and his followers are already rocking “Trump 2028” hats despite that awkward Constitution thing. Steve Bannon calls him an “instrument of divine will” who must stay in power “at least one more term,” which is definitely the kind of normal, chill thing you say in a functioning democracy. So Simon Adams does the unthinkable patriotic act: he leaves. He’d rather live in a country that still believes in democracy, human rights, and science than stick around in a place where performative cruelty is national policy and the crocodile of authoritarianism is already picking out its next snack.

Sen. Bill Cassidy went on national television to bravely confess that his vote to convict Donald Trump for inciting an insurrection “might be” a liability in a Republican primary — as if the problem here is his campaign prospects, not the whole "violent attempt to overturn an election" part. When the party line is that backing the Constitution is a risky brand decision, you’re not a political movement anymore, you’re a loyalty cult with better stationary.

This is the modern GOP job interview: "Did you support Trump’s effort to cling to power after losing?" Answer "yes" and you’re a patriot. Answer "no" and, as Cassidy helpfully explains, you’ve created a messaging challenge for yourself with the base that now treats not supporting a coup as a character flaw. American democracy remains technically alive, but only because its would‑be executioners are still busy polling the focus groups.

The Trump administration spent last week workshopping new ways to make sure no one can ever prove what they did. First, the Justice Department coughed up a 52-page fever dream from election-denying Alito clerk T. Elliot Gaiser declaring the Presidential Records Act unconstitutional – because apparently Congress has no "legislative purpose" in asking presidents not to shred history like a mob accountant. Conveniently, this would let Trump decide which evidence of wrongdoing lives, dies, or gets fed to the Mar-a-Lago pool filter.

As a visual aid, Trump also dropped an AI-rendered promo for his "presidential library" – a Miami waterfront skyscraper that looks less like an archive and more like a timeshare for oligarchs. He helpfully clarified, "I don’t believe in building libraries or museums," which is at least the most honest thing he’s said about education. Instead of documents, the plan is a golden statue of himself and a 747 in the atrium, because when your legacy is pardoning January 6 rioters, purging DOJ and FBI officials who investigated them, and making entire databases of insurrection charges vanish, there’s not much left to shelve besides the merch.

To really cement the amnesia project, Trump fired the actual Archivist of the United States and replaced her with Marco Rubio and a senior archivist from the Richard Nixon Foundation, because if you’re going to erase presidential crimes, you might as well bring in the franchise players. Meanwhile, cronies like Corey Lewandowski reportedly strut around DHS bragging that Trump will pardon them for anything, while figures like Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi hover in the gray zone of maybe-pre-pardoned, maybe-just-blackmailable. The Supreme Court’s 2024 gift of near-total presidential immunity is the cherry on top: corrupt pardons and document destruction now come bundled with a constitutional warranty.

Democrats are left talking about truth commissions and shaming website-scrubbers, which is adorable against an administration that openly markets itself as a historical Etch A Sketch. The message from Trump World is brutally simple: loyalty gets you impunity, impunity gets you amnesia, and amnesia keeps the grift going. The American people’s right to "reconstruct and come to terms with their history" has been replaced with an AI video of a fake library and a real plan to burn the archives.

The US has launched an illegal, unprovoked war on Iran and instead of bothering with constitutional niceties like Congress or declared war, the Trump administration has decided to market it like a cross between the Winter Olympics and Call of Duty. One minute drones are giving us gorgeous slow‑mo shots of skiers, the next they’re serving up snackable war crimes content of Iranian civilians and infrastructure getting vaporized, all trimmed into neat two‑minute clips for your doomscrolling pleasure.

This isn’t just aesthetic overlap; it’s policy. The White House hasn’t even pretended to justify the war or seek authorization. Instead, it’s busy meme-ifying mass death, dropping Hollywood and gaming imagery into official videos and reframing the whole thing as sports fandom: no context, no bodies, just clean highlight reels of "targets" exploding. The Pentagon used drone racing as a recruiting pipeline and gear incubator, then quietly graduated to the big leagues: Shahed knockoffs and US-made Lucas drones as the defining weapons of a forever streamable conflict.

Trump’s own briefings are now reportedly daily hype videos of “stuff blowing up”, edited by a team of social media managers like they’re cutting a Wembanyama dunk package. The commander-in-chief is basically watching a personalized war TikTok while the rest of the country is nudged to consume the Iran campaign like March Madness: passive, remote, and stripped of any human cost. Who needs constitutional checks and public debate when you’ve got drone footage, EDM, and a president treating an undeclared war as his favorite new content vertical?