The Trump Presidency Timeline
Documenting the chaos since day one. 237 entries and counting.
stable genius can't tell a bald eagle from a dead israeli falcon

Pictured: not a bald eagle, not in America, but absolutely good enough for White House–approved propaganda.
Source: theguardian.com
trump hhs sees viral video, decides poor kids don’t need daycare

Pictured: the moment a viral video officially replaced audits, due process, and basic governance at Trump’s HHS.
Source: nbcnews.com
commander-in-chief of not-reading-the-constitution escalates venezuela strikes

Trump, moments before explaining that Article II lets him do whatever he wants to Venezuela, Congress, and reality.
Source: nbcnews.com
trump admin discovers new legal theory: 'what if we just ignore the law'

Russell Vought explains that the government is simply too poor to regulate banks, but somehow always rich enough to keep shoveling money at them.
DC district judge Amy Berman Jackson just had to explain, in writing, that the Trump administration does not get to personally decide which laws and agencies exist, no matter how many Office of Legal Counsel memos they crank out to say otherwise. Russell Vought, currently cosplaying as CFPB acting director while trying to kill the agency, claimed the Federal Reserve was too broke to fund the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. Jackson politely noted this "crisis" was completely manufactured by the defendants and that funding has been flowing just fine even while the Fed ran at a loss.
This is the second time in a year the court has had to block Team Trump from dismantling the CFPB and mass-firing its workforce, after the National Treasury Employees Union sued to stop the slow-motion execution of the only federal agency whose job is "stop banks from robbing people in broad daylight." Jackson spelled it out: the "only new circumstance" is the administration’s determination to erase a congressionally created watchdog "with the stroke of a pen" while the case is literally before the DC Circuit. In other words, the White House is trying to nullify Congress and the courts because nothing says "constitutional conservative" like pretending separation of powers is optional.
Elizabeth Warren, who helped create the CFPB, pointed out that the agency has returned $21 billion directly to Americans cheated by big banks and giant corporations—so naturally Trump’s people are desperate to shut it down before it can stop any more corporate looting. The judge’s order forces the administration to keep the money flowing so the bureau can, bare minimum, pay its employees and continue existing. The White House, having just been told it can’t unilaterally erase a law it doesn’t like, declined to comment—probably busy workshopping its next "novel workaround" for killing consumer protections without technically admitting it’s siding with the scammers.
Source: theguardian.com
richard grenell discovers jazz hates fascism

The newly christened Trump-Kennedy Center, seen here repelling musicians the way a bug zapper repels moths with cease-and-desist letters.
The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts — once a monument to American culture — is now the Trump-Kennedy Center, because nothing says "arts" like slapping the name of a twice-impeached coup enthusiast on the building. In response, yet another act, the legendary jazz septet The Cookers, has bailed on their New Year’s Eve gig, politely reminding everyone that jazz was born from "struggle" and "freedom" — you know, all the stuff Trumpism keeps trying to stomp out.
They join drummer Chuck Redd, folk singer Kristy Lee, and Doug Varone and Dancers, all of whom decided they’d rather not help launder the reputation of a man and a board that saxophonist Billy Harper describes as representing "overt racism and deliberate destruction of African American music and culture." In other words: the talent noticed the fascist branding and headed for the exits.
Enter Trump-appointed Kennedy Center president Richard Grenell, who responded in the most on-brand way possible: by threatening to sue a jazz musician for $1 million for canceling a gig and calling it a "political stunt" and "classic intolerance." Because nothing screams "the arts are for everyone" like trying to financially crush a drummer for not wanting to play under a giant Trump sign. Grenell also ranted that previous leadership booked "far left political activists" instead of "artists willing to perform for everyone," which is a very elegant way of saying: no one good wants to play our new fascism-flavored arts center.
So now DC’s historic Black cultural scene — in the city that gave us Duke Ellington, Marvin Gaye, and go-go — is watching a once-respected institution get turned into a shrine to one extremely fragile ego. Artists are voting with their feet, the board is doubling down, and the Trump-Kennedy Center is rapidly becoming what it deserves to be: a very expensive, taxpayer-subsidized reminder that authoritarian branding and actual art do not mix.
Source: theguardian.com
congress speedruns oligarchy in one fiscal year

The Republican Congress, seen here proudly autographing a trillion-dollar Pentagon budget and a mass deportation fund, pauses briefly to insist this is all about freedom and fiscal discipline.
The Republican Congress celebrated Trump’s second term by doing what it does best: shoveling money to the rich, militarizing everything that moves, and rewriting the rules to make sure nobody can stop them next time. Trump’s “big, beautiful” tax bill is now permanent, because nothing says fiscal responsibility like locking in a $4.5 trillion tax cut that disproportionately benefits the highest earners while everyone else gets the patriotic honor of paying for it later.
But wait, there’s more: the bill rockets the Pentagon over the $1 trillion mark and tosses in $170 billion to supercharge ICE raids and mass deportations, turning immigration policy into a federally funded terror campaign. To help pay for this, they took a chainsaw to Medicaid and clean energy funding—because if there’s one thing Republicans hate more than poor people getting health care, it’s the planet not being on fire.
Meanwhile, Congress went on a deregulation bender, using the Congressional Review Act like a legislative wood chipper to shred 22 Biden-era rules on everything from consumer protection to cybersecurity. Then Senate Republicans decided minority rights were cute but inconvenient, nuking rules to ram through Trump nominees in giant en-bloc batches and creatively redefining what 51 votes can do. In other words, they’re not just passing laws—they’re rebuilding the system so the next round of looting and authoritarian cosplay is even easier.
Source: nbcnews.com
zelensky says relationship with trump has 'evolved,' translation: shouting to politely pretending putin is nice
Zelensky stands next to Trump at a press conference, trying to sell "peace" while mentally speed-running contingencies for when the guy next to him decides Putin just wants everyone to succeed and maybe own eastern Ukraine forever.
Source: thehill.com
mar-a-lago peace summit: disarm or 'hell to pay,' occupation optional

Vigil for Ran Gvili’s remains, which Netanyahu is now treating as a human shield for indefinite occupation while Trump nods along from the dessert course at Mar-a-Lago.
Source: theguardian.com
stable genius wants to sue the fed for hurting his feelings

Trump explains monetary policy to Jerome Powell by threatening to fire him and bragging about his $400 million inauguration ballroom.
Donald Trump, standing next to Benjamin Netanyahu like it’s an Axis of Impunity reunion tour, used a press conference to call Fed chair Jerome Powell a “fool” and muse about firing him and suing him for “gross incompetence” – because nothing says independent central bank like the president threatening to can the guy who won’t juice the economy hard enough for your re‑election party. He again lied about the cost of the Federal Reserve’s building renovation, nearly doubling the real $2.5bn figure to $4.1bn, then declared it “the highest price in the history of construction,” which is an interesting take from a man whose own businesses have specialized in overbilling, underdelivering, and occasionally not existing.
Trump also forgot to mention the tiny detail that he was the one who first appointed Powell in 2018, instead blaming Biden for reappointing “a fool” – a convenient bout of amnesia from the self-proclaimed hiring genius whose administration was basically a revolving door of future defendants. He then contrasted the Fed project with his own “magnificent, big, beautiful ballroom” replacing the demolished East Wing, bragging that it’s “under budget and ahead of schedule” before immediately admitting the cost has jumped from $200m to $400m. In other words: Powell is incompetent because his numbers are real; Trump is a visionary because his numbers are made up on the fly.
Having now decided the new ballroom will host the inauguration, Trump blamed the doubled price on “all bullet-proof glass” and a “drone-free roof,” as if the Fed’s problem is not inflation but insufficient gold plating. Meanwhile, he keeps dangling the idea that he “might still” fire Powell and is openly salivating over picking the next Fed chair in January – presumably someone willing to run monetary policy off a Truth Social poll. But sure, tell us more about how the real threat to democracy is technocrats quietly trying to keep the economy from turning into a meme stock.
Source: theguardian.com
trump cuts $11bn from aid, tosses $2bn back and calls it reform

A family in a makeshift Gaza tent, thoughtfully excluded from Trump’s new, more ‘efficient’ model of who deserves to eat.
Under the new setup, the UN's humanitarian office gets to manage the money, but the US gets to decide which countries are "priority" enough to be saved this year. Yemen, Afghanistan, and Gaza — all places with catastrophic humanitarian crises — are not on that priority list. But don’t worry, says UN aid chief Tom Fletcher, they'll go around with a begging bowl to other donors for those inconvenient wars and blockades.
State Department under secretary Jeremy Lewin cheerfully explains that these are just the places "where our interests overlap" and that more countries might get help later, if more money magically appears. Gaza, where people are literally living in tents and aid agencies are screaming about shortages, is being kicked to a "separate track" with a vague promise of phase-two funding and "additional donors" that may or may not exist. Because nothing says neutral and impartial humanitarian action like Washington carving the world into politically acceptable and unacceptable famines.
And just to round it out, the administration proudly notes it is cutting climate-related and other non-priority projects, while the UN slashes its global appeal from $47bn to $23bn because donor governments — led by the US and friends — decided tanks and missiles are a better investment than keeping millions of people alive. But sure, "millions of lives will be saved across 17 countries" — after Trump personally helped turn off the tap for everyone else.
Source: theguardian.com
state tv auditions go badly, trump sues anyway

Trump glares at a bank of TV screens while billionaires fight over the remote, and somewhere in the corner a lone Guardian reporter is holding up a tip jar labeled “actual journalism.”
US media in the Trump era is apparently a group project between angry billionaires and a vengeful president, and somehow the only ones not invited are readers and the truth. While Murdochs, Bezos, Soon‑Shiong, and the very Trump‑friendly Ellison clan play Monopoly with newsrooms, they helpfully “guide” coverage so it aligns with their pet projects, personal feuds, and investment portfolios. Because nothing says “independent press” like your boss’s hobbyhorse turning into the editorial line.
On the other side, Trump is running his own quality-control department, where “quality” means “does it flatter me.” He’s using frivolous defamation suits and weaponized regulatory agencies to squeeze outlets that offend his delicate feelings: a giant settlement out of CBS over a banal Kamala Harris edit, a lawsuit against the New York Times for being mean in print, and an FCC chair threatening ABC’s broadcast license over a comedian’s joke. In other words, it’s not censorship if you just bankrupt or de-license everyone who laughs at you.
Under pressure from both their billionaire owners and Trump’s retribution machine, big outlets are dialing everything down to legally vetted mush—soft-pedaled coverage, hedged language, and opinion sections that read like hostage notes to shareholders and the White House. The result: worse journalism at the exact moment the country needs better. But don’t worry, The Guardian would like you to know that they don’t have a billionaire owner, they’re not pulling punches, and they answer to readers instead of oligarchs or the guy threatening broadcast licenses. Also, please click the big donate button to help fund this rare, non-captured corner of the press.
Source: theguardian.com
the ryder coup: turning golf into a trump loyalty pageant

Donald Trump fist-bumps Bryson DeChambeau at the Ryder Cup, celebrating their shared achievement of turning golf into a traveling MAGA personality cult with snipers, misogyny merch, and Secret Service apple warnings.
Source: theguardian.com
dems discover the internet, ten years after the coup

Democrats, circa 2025, staring at a TikTok ring light like it’s the Ark of the Covenant while the right’s propaganda Death Star orbits overhead.
Kyle Tharp, who launched his aptly named newsletter Chaotic Era just before Trump’s second inauguration, has been chronicling the scramble as Democrats rush onto TikTok, podcasts, and YouTube like it’s 2012 and not the part of the timeline where democracy is on fire. Suddenly, members of Congress and presidential hopefuls are flooding podcasts, begging liberal donors to fund a left-leaning media ecosystem, and discovering the radical concept of "creator marketing" — i.e., paying people who actually know how to talk to normal humans.
On the plus side, there’s now a "whole new bench" of progressive creators and partisan outlets trying to counter the MAGA content mill. On the minus side, the right has a 10–20 year head start, a massive influencer bench, and a propaganda infrastructure that’s been softening the ground for authoritarianism since the Obama years. But sure, a few more podcast appearances and TikTok collabs will definitely fix the part where Trump is back in the White House threatening the rule of law on live TV.
Source: theguardian.com
history confirms: trump is more coffee stain than renaissance masterpiece

Trump gazes into the distance, presumably searching for the historic legacy that keeps stubbornly refusing to exist.
The piece skewers Trump’s self-mythology against the reality: a flailing "authoritarian, anti-European" national security strategy that trashes alliances, an economy wobbling under his tariff brainwaves, and a MAGA coalition already cracking as his approval sinks. In other words, he’s not the epoch-defining strongman he imagines so much as an unsightly smear on the canvas of history – the guy who tried to turn the US into Hungary with nukes and mostly managed to vandalize the institutions rather than fully replace them.
Yet even as Trump and his far-right pals push "civilisational erasure" nonsense and nationalist-populist snake oil, the article argues that the deeper continuity is democracy itself: still the preferred system, still outliving its would-be gravediggers. The cold war ended, then sort of didn’t; the Arab Spring rose and fell; 9/11 rewrote the rulebook mostly by shredding it. Trump slots neatly into that pattern as another overhyped "turning point" who will be remembered less as a transformative leader and more as the cautionary footnote: this is what happens when you let a reality TV landlord play at autocrat.
Source: theguardian.com
trump’s ice gets absolutely owned by a frog costume

America 2025: heavily armed federal agents deploying chemical weapons against a balloon frog, but sure, tell us more about law and order.
Source: bbc.com
trump discovers democracy is inconvenient, demands off switch

Donald Trump, explaining that democracy would work much better if people would stop using rules to slow him down.
Trump insists that nuking the filibuster will prevent government shutdowns and magically deliver "great health care" and voter ID laws—totally coincidentally the same agenda that Democrats, independents, and a decent chunk of Republicans keep rejecting. Senators usually hesitate to kill the filibuster because they know power shifts and they don’t want to be steamrolled later; Trump’s view is that future consequences are someone else’s problem as long as he can rule by bare-majority decree right now.
He also unveiled his big 2026 midterm message: it’s all about "pricing", which he says is different from Democrats’ "affordability" even though, linguistically and economically, it isn’t. But sure, just relabel the same concept and call the other party’s word a "hoax" while claiming you’re cleaning up Biden’s economic mess—as new reports show inflation cooling and growth beating expectations. In other words, reality continues to be stubbornly uncooperative, so the plan is to change the rules, change the words, and hope no one notices they’re being asked to hand one man the keys to the entire legislative process.
Source: theguardian.com
trump kills usaid, gives fbi hoover’s ghost a hot desk

The soon-to-be-empty J Edgar Hoover building, about to be replaced by an even uglier concept: ignoring Congress and moving the FBI into the corpse of USAID.
So: Congress appropriated money for a new FBI HQ in Maryland, the Trump administration unilaterally scrapped those plans, Maryland is suing, and Patel is bragging on X about delivering a "safe, modern facility" at a "fraction of the cost" — because nothing says fiscal responsibility like ignoring appropriations law and turning a destroyed humanitarian aid agency into prime real estate for domestic intelligence. In other words, they killed USAID and handed its corpse to the FBI, then called it efficiency.
Patel insists this is all about "defending the homeland" and "crushing violent crime," which is an interesting way to describe stiffing a state out of a promised federal facility, overriding Congress, and quietly consolidating power in the capital. The Hoover building may be "the greatest monstrosity ever constructed," but at least it didn’t start as a development agency and end as a monument to killing democracy at a discount.
Source: theguardian.com
kennedy center rebrands as the donald j trump grievance palace

Richard Grenell, newly self-appointed guardian of patriotic jazz purity, explains why federal law, congressional intent, and artistic freedom must all yield to Donald Trump’s feelings.
Source: theguardian.com
alligator alcatraz: america’s favorite illegal swamp gulag

Nothing says ‘land of the free’ like families begging for basic due process outside a secretive swamp prison while the government insists everything is totally normal and very legal.
Source: theguardian.com
trump and musk team up to deport the fact-checkers

Thierry Breton, now learning that under Trump the punishment for annoying tech oligarchs is a State Department exile order.
The Trump administration has discovered a bold new frontier in free speech: using the State Department to try to deport people who expose hate, lies, and extremism online. Imran Ahmed, head of the Center for Countering Digital Hate and a lawful DC resident with an American wife and infant daughter, was suddenly informed he faces removal from the US. His crime? Daring to hold social media and AI companies accountable, which so enraged Elon Musk that X tried—and failed—to sue his group, then apparently found a friendlier venue in Trump’s deportation machine.
Ahmed is one of five Europeans, including former EU commissioner Thierry Breton, slapped with visa bans for allegedly leading “organised efforts to coerce American platforms to censor…American viewpoints.” In other words: they pushed platforms to deal with hate speech, disinformation, and extremist content, so Trump’s people labeled that “censorship” and tried to throw them out of the country. A State Department official even bragged on X that if you “spend your career fomenting censorship of American speech, you’re unwelcome on American soil” — because nothing says robust marketplace of ideas like the government exiling critics at the request of billionaires.
A federal judge has temporarily blocked Ahmed’s detention or removal, but he spent Christmas separated from his family because, as he notes, others whose green cards were yanked in recent months have been arrested and shipped hundreds or thousands of miles away from their support networks. Meanwhile he calmly points out that this isn’t about partisan politics but about tech companies with “sociopathic greed” using their money and connections to corrupt the system so they can never be held accountable. Trump gets to cosplay as the defender of “American viewpoints,” Musk gets fewer pesky reports about rising racism and extremism on X, and anyone who documents the damage done by social media and AI learns that in Trump’s America, the algorithm doesn’t just shadowban you—it calls ICE.
Source: theguardian.com