hegseth invents retroactive rank-cancelling for disloyal veterans
Pete Hegseth, hard at work testing the theory that if you punish veterans for disloyal speech, the Constitution will eventually just demote itself.
Defense secretary Pete Hegseth has apparently decided that the Uniform Code of Justice now includes a "hurt Trump’s feelings" clause. He launched a process to demote retired Navy captain, astronaut, and current US senator Mark Kelly and cut his pension because Kelly appeared in a short video reminding service members they can refuse illegal orders. In other words: "please obey the law" is now "sedition" in Trump’s America.
Kelly’s lawsuit lays it out: Hegseth, the Pentagon, the Navy, and Navy secretary John Phelan are accused of "trampling" constitutional protections that keep Congress independent and the military apolitical. This all kicked into gear after Donald Trump went on Truth Social to accuse Kelly and five other Democratic veterans of "seditious behavior punishable by death" for daring to say troops don’t have to blindly follow unlawful commands. Hegseth then dutifully echoed the treason talk, issued a formal censure, and started a retirement-grade review whose outcome, Kelly notes, is basically pre-written.
Kelly is asking a federal court to throw the whole thing out as unlawful and unconstitutional, and to remind the executive branch that it doesn’t get to financially kneecap senators for saying "the president can’t order you to commit crimes." Because nothing says "apolitical military" like threatening to strip veterans of rank and pay years after they retire if they don’t sufficiently worship the commander-in-chief. But sure, tell us again how this crowd is all about "freedom" and "supporting the troops".
#killing-democracy#fascism
judge says illegal, doj says ‘lol anyway’
Lindsey Halligan, seen here in the Oval Office auditioning for the role of ‘acting U.S. attorney’ in a government that treats the Constitution as a suggestion box.
The Eastern District of Virginia, now apparently operating as the Trump Personal Vendetta Annex, just pushed out top attorney Robert McBride while the Justice Department continues insisting that Lindsey Halligan is in charge — despite a federal judge ruling her appointment illegal. Because nothing says "independent justice system" like doubling down on an unlawfully-installed Trump loyalist.
A judge already tossed the criminal cases Halligan’s office brought against James Comey and New York AG Letitia James, finding she was wrongly appointed. That makes at least five acting U.S. attorneys unlawfully installed under this administration, but DOJ leadership is still pretending Halligan’s title is real, like a kid insisting their imaginary friend can sign legal documents.
McBride’s exit reportedly followed a dispute over whether he’d lead any effort to re-indict Comey — because of course the priority is retrying Trump’s political enemies, not fixing the blatantly illegal appointments. To make things even more normal and fine, McBride apparently met quietly with federal judges to see if the court would appoint him acting U.S. attorney instead, behind the administration’s back. The response from DOJ leadership? Fire him, keep the illegal appointee, and dare the judiciary to do something about it.
In other words: the judge says the prosecutor was unlawfully installed, the Constitution says this is not how any of this works, and the Trump DOJ says, "We have noted your concerns and will be ignoring them in their entirety." Rule of law is for suckers; loyalty is the only credential that matters.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness#forever-grifting
trump disappointed he didn’t finish the coup with tanks at the polling place
Donald Trump, presumably pondering how much better 2020 would have gone if he’d added "invade the voting machines" to his list of presidential duties.
Donald Trump has now gone on the record with the New York Times to say the quiet part even louder: he regrets not using the National Guard to seize voting machines after losing the 2020 election. In other words, the former (and now current) president is sad his coup didn’t involve more troops and fewer laws. He still insists he actually won 2020—"I won three times," he boasts—because nothing says "strong democracy" like a guy who keeps adding imaginary wins to his record like they’re Trump University diplomas.
The idea to grab voting machines wasn’t some fever dream from a Telegram channel; it was floated in a December 2020 Oval Office meeting with Sidney Powell and Michael Flynn, the brain trust of "what if martial law, but make it kooky." They even drafted executive orders to have the Defense Department "seize, collect, retain and analyze" voting machines in swing states, which is a fun way of saying "use the military to overturn an election." Even Bill Barr—yes, that Bill Barr—reportedly "immediately shot down" the plan, because when Bill "Cover-Up" Barr is your voice of restraint, you are way, way off the constitutional map.
Trump now muses that the National Guard might not be "sophisticated enough" to pull off his fantasy machine grab, praising them as "good warriors" but questioning their ability to navigate the alleged dark arts of "crooked Democrats." Translation: he wanted soldiers to help him stay in power, but worries the troops might not be as committed to overthrowing American democracy as Sidney Powell’s group chat. Meanwhile, actual election security experts still say 2020 was the most secure election in US history, and Trump’s lawsuits crashed and burned in courts nationwide—but sure, the real problem is that the tanks never made it to the county clerk’s office.
#killing-democracy#fascism#lawlessness
trump tries to solo rage-quit a senate-ratified climate treaty
Trump signs a memo declaring the U.S. free from climate reality, surrounded by men who think the greenhouse effect is a liberal hoax.
Donald Trump has discovered a new climate solution: if you pull the U.S. out of the UN’s core climate treaty, the planet just… stops warming, right? In a fresh presidential memo, he announced that the U.S. "shall withdraw" from the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC) and 65 other international bodies that allegedly offend American "sovereignty"—in other words, anything that mildly inconveniences fossil fuel donors. There’s just one tiny problem: legal experts keep pointing out that he probably doesn’t have the constitutional authority to yank the U.S. out of a Senate-ratified treaty by himself, no matter how many all-caps memos he signs.
Harold Hongju Koh, former top State Department lawyer, says the quiet part out loud: because the Senate approved the UNFCCC back in 1992, Trump doesn’t get to un-sign it like a bad prenup. He calls for a “mirror principle”—if it took the Senate to get in, it takes the Senate to get out. Meanwhile, Columbia’s Michael Gerrard and others note that past presidents have sometimes acted like they can ditch treaties unilaterally, and Congress just sort of shrugged, which Trump is now treating as a blank check to dismantle decades of international law between Truth Social posts.
Senator Sheldon Whitehouse politely sums up the situation as "not just corrupt, it’s illegal," calling the move "polluter-driven stoogery"—because nothing says "defending American prosperity" like making sure oil and gas companies never have to deal with the inconvenience of a habitable planet. The Supreme Court has never clearly decided who actually gets to terminate treaties, which Trump is apparently reading as: "go nuts, no refs on the field." Legal scholars are now arguing over whether this stunt would also make it harder for a future president to rejoin the treaty, or whether a successor can just stroll back in and pretend the tantrum never happened.
The bottom line: Trump is trying to unilaterally blow up the foundational global climate agreement that a previous Republican president negotiated and a unanimous Senate ratified—while insisting this is about "sovereignty" and "freedom," not the fossil fuel industry’s death grip on his administration. The rest of the world gets a clear message: the U.S. is an unreliable partner, its treaty commitments are only as durable as the next Fox segment, and the constitutional separation of powers is just another speed bump on the road to climate arson.
#killing-democracy#anti-science
trump state dept defends musk’s ai creep factory
Elon Musk’s X: now with state-sponsored outrage protection from the Trump administration, for when your AI sex-picture machine meets the slightest hint of regulation.
In the latest episode of "Free Speech Means Never Having To Moderate Anything," Elon Musk’s X gets caught helping users churn out sexualised AI images of women and children, and the UK government has the audacity to say, "hey, maybe don’t do that." Ofcom fast-tracks an investigation into Grok, X’s built-in AI image tool, which is apparently great at turning random photos into sexualised garbage and Auschwitz bikini shots—but sure, tell us more about how AI will save civilisation.
Business secretary Peter Kyle and technology secretary Liz Kendall say Ofcom can go all the way up to banning X in the UK if the company won’t stop turning its platform into a premium service for unlawful images. X’s brilliant response? Don’t fix the abuse pipeline, just limit the image generator to paying subscribers—because nothing says "responsible tech governance" like putting exploitation behind a paywall.
Enter the Trump administration, stage hard-right: Sarah Rogers, the US undersecretary for public diplomacy—because of course it’s public diplomacy—rushes out to compare the UK’s potential action to Putin-style censorship. In other words, a US official is now publicly defending Musk’s right to let a platform crank out sexualised AI images of women and kids, and calling any attempt to stop it ‘authoritarian.’ The message from Trump-world is clear: regulating corporate abuse is tyranny, but state power deployed to protect a billionaire’s engagement farm is just good old-fashioned ‘freedom.’
#killing-democracy#forever-grifting
trump threatens to indict the fed for not kissing his interest rates
Jerome Powell, patiently explaining that interest rates are not supposed to be set by whichever president is currently threatening to indict him.
Jerome Powell just announced that the Trump Justice Department slapped the Federal Reserve with subpoenas and the threat of a criminal indictment, because nothing says "independent central bank" like the president’s lawyers showing up with handcuffs. Officially, this is totally about his testimony on a headquarters renovation project. In other words, the administration found some drywall and cost overruns and decided that was a good enough pretext to go after monetary policy.
Powell, who apparently still believes words like "evidence" and "economic conditions" mean something, pointed out the obvious: this is about forcing the Fed to set interest rates based on Trump’s political needs, not the actual economy. He calls the renovation angle a "pretext"; the White House calls it Tuesday. Meanwhile, DOJ is also digging into mortgage-fraud allegations against Fed Governor Lisa Cook, who—what do you know—has a permanent vote on interest rates. Totally random coincidence, we’re sure.
Even Republican Sen. Thom Tillis momentarily looked up from the rubble of his party’s spine to say this is an open attempt to end Fed independence and vowed to block Trump Fed nominees until this is resolved. Markets mostly shrugged, the dollar dipped a bit, and Trump, who’s spent months attacking Powell for not slashing rates fast enough, is already bragging he has a replacement lined up when Powell’s term ends in May. The message from the administration is clear: set rates the way Trump wants, or enjoy your complimentary criminal investigation from Attorney General Judge Jeanine’s Justice Department.
#killing-democracy#fascism#lawlessness
ministry of portraits memory-holes the impeachments
The National Portrait Gallery’s new Trump display, now with 50% more "unmatched aura" and 100% less mention of that time his supporters sacked the Capitol.
The Smithsonian’s National Portrait Gallery has quietly upgraded Trump’s wall space from "twice-impeached coup-curious president" to "vibes-only" by swapping out his photo and deleting any mention of his two impeachments and the Jan. 6 insurrection. The new portrait, courtesy of the White House photographer, comes with a new caption style that, very conveniently, no longer includes the awkward little bits about trying to overturn an election. Because nothing says "America’s Presidents" like pretending history is a choose-your-own-adventure novel.
The museum insists this is just part of "exploring quotes or tombstone labels" and a routine refresh, while declining to say whether the caption change was requested by the Trump administration. Meanwhile, the old label — which dared to mention the impeachments, the attack on the Capitol, and other actual facts — has been exiled to the internet like some subversive samizdat. But don’t worry, the Smithsonian promises the concept of presidential impeachments still exists somewhere else in the building, presumably in a broom closet behind a "woke content" warning.
White House spokesman Davis Ingle celebrated that, "for the first time in history," the Portrait Gallery is hanging an "iconic" Trump photo whose "unmatched aura will be seen and felt" throughout the halls — which is one way to describe state-curated personality cult energy. This all dovetails perfectly with Trump’s executive order demanding the removal of "improper ideology" from Smithsonian exhibits ahead of the country’s 250th anniversary. In other words: welcome to the taxpayer-funded rebrand of January 6 from "insurrection" to "incident we do not discuss" — a federally sponsored history scrub brought to you by the guy who keeps insisting he’s the real victim here.
#killing-democracy#fascism
trump discovers article ii means ‘do what i say or i end your career’
File photo of Republican senators bravely defending the Constitution, right up until Trump calls and they remember Article II now stands for ‘If It Irritates Donald, It’s Illegal.’
Trump spent his post–war powers vote evening doing what any totally normal, definitely-not-authoritarian president does: calling up Republican senators and threatening to destroy their careers because they dared to vote that maybe, just maybe, Congress should have a say before he starts a new war in Venezuela. Josh Hawley, Lisa Murkowski, Rand Paul, Susan Collins, and Todd Young all crossed the aisle on a procedural vote to advance a war powers resolution, so Trump responded like a calm, rational leader by promising them primary challengers and blasting on Truth Social that they "should never be elected to office again."
On Truth Social, he helpfully explained that the War Powers Act is "Unconstitutional" and totally violates Article II, which in Trump-ese means "I read somewhere that I’m a king now". He also claimed the vote "greatly hampers American Self Defense and National Security," because nothing says "self-defense" like giving one guy unlimited power to launch military action in another country without Congress getting in the way with all that pesky "law" and "oversight."
The best part: some of the targeted senators, like Hawley and Paul, praised him anyway. Hawley declared, "I love the president. I think he’s doing a great job," and floated changing his vote later—as if being personally threatened by your party leader is just a fun little performance review. In other words, Trump openly intimidates legislators for exercising constitutional war powers, calls their vote "stupidity," and the response from parts of the GOP is basically: thank you sir, may I have another.
#killing-democracy#fascism
trump turns antitrust into a content moderation service
Trump watches CNN on mute, points at the screen, and tells America’s billionaires, “One of you will make this stop or your merger dies.”
Donald Trump has decided that antitrust law is just another content moderation tool, loudly insisting that CNN "should be sold" as a condition for any Warner Bros Discovery deal. In a stunning coincidence that is definitely not state pressure, one giant media company (Netflix) is trying to swallow Warner Bros Discovery for $82.7bn, while another (Paramount Skydance, run by David Ellison, son of Trump buddy Larry) is lunging in with a hostile $108bn bid and promising "sweeping changes" at CNN—aka giving Trump exactly what he wants. Because nothing says free press like the president personally shopping your news network to the highest sycophant.
Paramount has already run the playbook: it paid Trump $16m to settle a meritless lawsuit over a CBS interview, then installed Kenneth R Weinstein—Trump’s almost-ambassador to Japan—as a CBS "bias" monitor to soothe regulators. An FCC commissioner called this "never-before-seen" government control of newsroom decisions that violates the First Amendment, which is lawyer-speak for "this is straight-up authoritarian garbage". In the fallout, the 60 Minutes producer quit, the CBS News president quit, and Stephen Colbert’s show was cancelled just in time to smooth the path for a merger. In other words: corporate America has discovered that the easiest way to get your deal approved is to pre-cancel the jokes about the president.
Netflix, meanwhile, wants to pretend it’s the "benign" option while having its own track record of folding to political pressure—like yanking a Saudi-critical satire episode and shrugging that it’s "not in the truth-to-power business". Translation: we’ll do whatever the biggest market wants, up to and including memory-holing documentaries and political content that might upset a regime or a regulator. Handing that platform even more control over which stories exist, while Discovery’s news assets are spun into a separate corporate orphan, is how you get quiet, algorithmic censorship: fewer buyers, fewer distributors, and more executives deciding that anything "too political" just isn’t worth the regulatory headache.
The result of either deal is the same: more concentrated media power, fewer independent voices, and a president who has learned he can turn merger review into a protection racket for his ego. Give the Ellison family both CBS News and CNN, or let Netflix’s walled garden swallow another legacy studio, and you don’t just get fewer movies and higher prices—you get a media landscape where challenging journalism and dissenting stories are preemptively killed in the boardroom so they never have to be censored in public. But sure, tell us again how this is all about "consumer choice" and "efficiency" and not about killing democracy with mergers and vibes.
#killing-democracy#oligarchy
smithsonian launches new exhibit: 'donald trump, noted normal president'
The Smithsonian, bravely documenting history by pretending the ‘insurrection’ era was just Trump’s ‘standing near a desk’ phase.
The Smithsonian’s National Portrait Gallery has helpfully decided that history is more of a vibe than a record, swapping out Donald Trump’s portrait and quietly deleting any mention of his two impeachments and that minor incident where his supporters attacked the U.S. Capitol on January 6. The old caption that accurately said “impeached twice” and “incitement of insurrection” has been replaced with a new label so short the outline of the old sign is still visible on the wall — like a ghost of accountability past the museum is desperately trying to exorcise.
This is not happening in a vacuum. After Trump publicly claimed he had fired National Portrait Gallery director Kim Sajet for being too into DEI (in other words: insufficiently devoted to his cult of personality), she resigned under pressure, and now the museum is suddenly “exploring” bland, minimalist “tombstone labels.” Because nothing says independent cultural institution like nervously sanding off the parts of history Dear Leader doesn’t like.
Trump already signed an executive order banning Smithsonian exhibits that “degrade shared American values” or “divide Americans based on race,” which is authoritarian code for: stop telling the truth if it makes my base mad. The National Museum of American History has already scrubbed references to his impeachments, and now the Portrait Gallery is following suit. Meanwhile, the man who added a “Presidential Walk of Fame” to the White House that literally erased Joe Biden is getting exactly what he wants: taxpayer-funded museums turning into a soft-focus propaganda reel where he’s just a regular president who scowled at a desk and not the guy who tried to overturn an election.
But sure, tell us again how this is about neutral “label policy” and not the president of the United States leaning on national museums to rewrite his biography in real time. It’s fine. Democracies don’t die in darkness; they die under new captions that simply note the years in office and politely forget the coup attempt.
#killing-democracy#fascism
america’s institutions saw a bully and chose to eat paste
Michael Steele, standing in front of the rubble of American institutions, politely noting that maybe letting the bully run the school was a bad idea.
Michael Steele, former RNC chair and current "Motel 6 Republican" (he’ll leave the lights on while the party burns down), says the most shocking part of Trump’s first year back isn’t the authoritarianism – everyone knew the guy was going to treat the Constitution like a used napkin – but how fast America’s elite institutions folded. Within six months, Trump had, in Steele’s words, "slapped the crap out of everything and everyone he could" and instead of fighting back, law firms, universities, and media companies basically curled up in the fetal position and asked if they could at least keep the logo.
Trump’s White House went with an everything-everywhere-all-at-once strategy: threaten law firms that opposed him or touched the 2016 investigations with revoked security clearances, locked doors at federal buildings, and shredded government contracts, then force them into "settlements" where they provide pro bono legal work aligned with Trump’s priorities. Because nothing says "rule of law" like making your legal critics work for you for free. Elite universities didn’t do much better: the administration froze more than $5bn in grants and contracts over weaponized investigations into antisemitism, DEI, and alleged liberal bias, and most schools promptly negotiated away funding, policies, and oversight rather than risk losing their federal allowance. Harvard was the notable holdout, which tells you how low the bar is when "didn’t immediately surrender to the autocrat" puts you in the hero column.
There were flickers of a spine: millions joined "No Kings" protests, and Disney backed down and reinstated Jimmy Kimmel after unions, free speech advocates, and hemorrhaging subscribers reminded them that groveling to Charlie Kirk isn’t a business model. But Steele warns that even if 79‑year‑old Trump eventually runs out of breath mid-rant, his entourage of professional autocracy enthusiasts – Steve Bannon, Stephen Miller, Kash Patel and friends – are more than happy to keep the machinery humming. They know what he wants, they share his diktats, and they fully expect to cash in, directly and indirectly, on the wreckage.
Steele’s sales pitch for the midterms is basically: Congress as accountability tribunal. He argues Democrats (plus whatever’s left of the non-feral Republicans) need to take back the House and make the Senate competitive not for yet another doomed impeachment, but to go after the secretaries, administrators, directors, and advisers who happily turned the federal government into a loyalty test and protection racket. In other words: Trump might eventually leave, but the people who helped him turn law firms into vassals and universities into hostages need to find out that "just following orders" is not a retirement plan.
#killing-democracy#fascism
from stealing pelosi’s lectern to asking for your vote
Florida man discovers that in today’s GOP, stealing the Speaker’s lectern is just the internship before you run for office.
In today’s episode of “The Consequences Were the Friends We Made Along the Way,” Adam Johnson — the grinning Florida man immortalized while strolling off with Nancy Pelosi’s lectern during the January 6 insurrection — is now running for an at-large seat on the Manatee County commission. He filed his paperwork on January 6, the fifth anniversary of the attack, and assures us that’s “not a coincidence” because nothing says solemn respect for democracy like using an attempted coup as your campaign launch party. His logo is literally an outline of the viral photo of him stealing the lectern, turning a federal crime scene into a branding asset.
Johnson, who pleaded guilty to entering and remaining in a restricted building, served 75 days in prison, and told a federal judge it was a “very stupid idea,” has since workshopped his material and now compares the whole thing to “jaywalking.” He insists he was just exercising his First Amendment rights by walking into a restricted building, grabbing government property, and helping a mob shut down the peaceful transfer of power. In other words, the new Republican resume: trespass, obstruct democracy, get a Trump pardon, run for office.
He’s not alone. Jake Lang — charged with assaulting an officer and civil disorder before also getting the Trump magic eraser — is now running for the U.S. Senate seat vacated by Marco Rubio, because apparently the bar for federal office is now somewhere under the Capitol steps. The GOP, meanwhile, is slowly rolling out the welcome mat for its pardoned insurrectionists, signaling that January 6 wasn’t a shameful attack on democracy so much as a lightly rowdy networking event for future Republican candidates.
Johnson says he’ll be “more heavily scrutinized than any other candidate” and that this is a “positive” because voters will finally “know” their local politicians. And he’s right, in a way: when your campaign logo is you joyfully committing a federal crime during an attempted coup, the transparency is pretty hard to miss. Republicans used to pretend to back the blue and respect the rule of law; now they’re just cutting out the middleman and running the defendants directly.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness
trump discovers welfare fraud, decides poor kids should starve just to be safe
Trump officials studying a welfare budget line item and asking, "But have we tried just… not feeding them?"
The Trump administration found alleged fraud in Minnesota and responded with the subtle, targeted precision we've come to expect: it froze $10 billion in welfare funding for low-income families and children across multiple states. Because nothing says "good-faith oversight" like using one state's scandal as an excuse to kneecap basic assistance for everyone else.
So now five Democratic-led states are suing Trump for yanking crucial aid, arguing that maybe, just maybe, you can't collectively punish millions of poor families because you discovered fraud in one program. The administration, of course, is selling this as fiscal responsibility — in other words, we found some thieves, so we're shutting down the food supply.
The message from Trumpworld is clear: if there's even a hint of mismanagement, the appropriate response isn't to fix it or prosecute the actual fraudsters — it's to freeze lifesaving funds and dare blue states to sue while kids and families twist in the wind. But sure, tell us more about how this is all about protecting taxpayers and not another round of cruelty-as-policy.
#killing-democracy#forever-grifting
trump solves backlog by firing the judges
Immigration court, now available in two modes: closed, or run by whoever Stephen Miller approves this week.
The Trump administration has apparently decided that the best way to handle immigration court backlogs is to just delete the courts. NPR reports that an immigration court in San Francisco is the latest to shut down after the administration fired nearly 100 immigration judges in 2025, as part of an explicit plan to "remake" the system that offers immigrants due process. Because nothing says "respect for the rule of law" like eliminating the people who apply the law.
Instead of hiring more judges or giving the system resources, Team Trump is just kneecapping it and calling it reform. Close the courts, fire the judges, then complain that the system is "broken" and needs more executive power to fix—it's the same old playbook: manufacture a crisis, then demand authoritarian solutions. In other words, they're not streamlining justice; they're suffocating it, one shuttered courtroom at a time.
#killing-democracy#anti-immigration
trump’s second term playbook: threats, ice bullets, and ‘surprises’
NPR hosts gamely smiling through another week where ‘politics’ means ICE with guns and a president whose main policy tool is the open threat.
President Trump has apparently decided that his second term needs a brand, and he’s going with “threats, ICE shootings, and whatever else I can get away with before lunch.” NPR politely describes it as a “provocative playbook,” because nothing says stable constitutional democracy like federal immigration agents opening fire in Minnesota while the president escalates his public threats like he’s live-tweeting a mob movie.
The headline combo tells you everything: “ICE shooting in Minnesota; Trump threats and surprises.” In other words, state violence plus presidential menacing is now just a segment on Weekend Edition, slotted neatly between the book club and the weather. The normalization is the point: an armed deportation force, a president who governs by intimidation, and the press gamely calling it a “week in politics” instead of what it is – a slow-motion demolition of basic rule-of-law norms. But sure, let’s see what “surprises” he’s got planned for next week.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness#anti-immigration
trump ends 'enshittification' by turning tech into a weapon
Donald Trump, casually turning cloud infrastructure into a loyalty test while Microsoft swears the guillotine just "fell on its own."
Cory Doctorow helpfully explains that for decades the US bullied other countries into adopting "anti‑circumvention" laws so American tech giants could lock down their products, spy on users, and hoover up junk fees worldwide. The deal was simple: let Google, Apple, Meta, and friends enshittify your digital life, and in return, the US wouldn’t nuke your exports with tariffs. Then Trump showed up and proved that Washington will burn your house down even if you do everything it wants.
Trump’s tariffs and his "allies are for suckers" trade policy have blown up the old arrangement, and now other countries are finally noticing that letting US companies control their infrastructure means giving Donald Trump a remote kill switch. The International Criminal Court found this out the fun way: after Trump sanctioned ICC officials for daring to issue an arrest warrant for his favorite génocidaire Benjamin Netanyahu, the court’s Microsoft accounts suddenly went dark — email, documents, calendars, everything effectively bricked. Microsoft denies it, but between an international court and a US monopoly that lives off government contracts, we all know who’s more likely lying.
Doctorow’s point: as long as "anti‑circumvention" laws stay on the books, nobody can legally reverse‑engineer and replace the US code that lets presidents and CEOs flip off switches in tractors, courts, or entire governments. Trump has kindly demonstrated that America will absolutely weaponize that power — not just against enemies, but against supposed allies, judges, and whoever else gets in the way. In other words, the only thing worse than living in a world of enshittified tech monopolies is living in a world where those monopolies report directly to Donald J. Trump.
#killing-democracy#national-security#imperialism
trump turns kennedy center into mar-a-logo lobby, opera flees
The Kennedy Center, now doubling as a monument to American arts and one man’s untreated need for constant public worship.
The Washington National Opera is packing up and fleeing the Kennedy Center, because nothing says “national cultural treasure” like Donald Trump wandering in and declaring himself chairman of the board. After his little February coup—where he fired and replaced the entire board and leadership like it was another episode of The Apprentice: Democracy Edition—the opera has decided that maybe being artist-in-residence at Trump’s Ego Center for the Performing Arts isn’t the prestige gig they signed up for in 1971.
Artistic director Francesca Zambello politely calls it a “takeover.” Everyone else calls it what it is: Trump stapling his name to a public institution and watching it crater. Box office revenue has collapsed, with about 40% of seats now empty compared to pre-takeover days, and donors are noping out so fast you can probably hear the shredders from Arlington. Zambello says she’s getting a steady stream of protest messages: people mailing back season brochures in confetti form, swearing they’ll never set foot in the building while the “orange menace” is in charge, and helpfully reminding her that history already did the ‘cult-of-personality-claims-the-arts’ thing once.
In other words, Trump has managed to turn one of America’s premier arts institutions into a half-empty, boycott-riddled shrine to his own insecurity. But sure, tell us again how he’s a defender of Western civilization and high culture, while the actual opera company is literally evacuating the premises.
#killing-democracy#fascism
ice agent kills unarmed mom, trump white house posts the snuff film
ICE agents politely demonstrating that in Trump’s America, traffic disputes come with the death penalty and a White House media rollout.
Renee Nicole Good said "I'm not mad at you" and "that's fine, dude" moments before an ICE agent shot her dead in Minneapolis. So naturally, Trump's White House responded by blasting out the bodycam like a movie trailer, via right‑wing outlet Alpha News, to prove that the calm, unarmed American mom of three was actually a deadly threat. The video shows Good driving so slowly that the agent she "weaponized" her car against barely loses his balance, followed immediately by gunshots and someone calling her a "fucking bitch" as she dies. Truly the language of a terrified public servant in fear for his life.
DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin insisted that Good "weaponized her vehicle" and that the officer "was in fear of his own life", then helpfully told Americans to "watch this video" and "judge for themselves"—because nothing says we definitely didn’t execute someone for disrespecting us like distributing your own snuff film through a friendly propaganda shop. Vice‑president JD Vance chimed in to declare the shooting self‑defense, call coverage dishonest, and—without evidence—join the administration’s attempt to paint Good as some kind of "domestic terrorist". In other words: she annoyed armed federal agents during an immigration sweep, so clearly, terrorism.
Meanwhile, Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey told ICE to "get the fuck out" of the city where George Floyd was murdered on camera five years ago, thousands of protesters hit the streets, and some Democrats started talking about cutting DHS funding. ICE shooter Jonathan E. Ross, a 10‑year veteran of their special response team (because of course there’s a paramilitary unit), had previously been dragged by a car in a totally different case—so now any moving vehicle, at any speed, is apparently a green light to kill. But sure, tell us again how this is about "law and order" and "Christian" values, as the administration smears a woman whose last words were basically: it’s fine, I’m not mad at you.
#killing-democracy#lawlessness#anti-immigration
global democracy taps out to trump’s birthday fight night
Dana White, Donald Trump, and Kid Rock walk into a cage fight—unfortunately, it’s not the start of them punching each other into retirement.
France has quietly moved the G7 summit back a day so world leaders don’t have to compete with Donald Trump’s birthday UFC extravaganza on the White House lawn, because nothing says stable democracy like the richest countries on Earth working around an 80-year-old president’s cage-fighting party. The summit in Evian will now run 15–17 June instead of 14–16, neatly dodging the date Trump reserved for his "big UFC fight" slash personal cult rally slash Flag Day cosplay.
The whole thing is basically a loyalty program reunion: Trump and UFC boss Dana White, whose political bromance goes back to the days when Trump gave the then-toxic UFC a home at his casino, are now using the White House as a 5,000-seat combat venue and campaign-stage hybrid. White swears he’s not part of the administration and is totally independent, which is why he keeps showing up at Trump conventions, arranging influencer outreach to young male voters, and turning UFC events into MAGA pep rallies with better lighting.
In his second term, Trump has leaned even harder into the blend of politics, sport, and bloodsport spectacle—dragging senior administration officials to fights, pitching the June 14 card as a centerpiece of America’s 250th anniversary, and using the UFC’s massive online footprint as a recruitment funnel. In other words, the United States is now such a functioning republic that the G7 has to plan around the emperor’s birthday cage match so no one has to choose between discussing global crises and watching the leader of the free world bask in the glow of choreographed violence on his front lawn.
#killing-democracy#fascism
secretary of smackdown suplexes public education
Linda McMahon explains that public schools are failing, moments before attempting to powerbomb the Department of Education through a flaming table labeled "civil rights".
Linda McMahon, Trump’s secretary of education and former WWE executive, has decided the real fake arena isn’t wrestling — it’s public school. She’s promised a "hard reset" of the system where more than 80% of American kids actually learn things, and by "reset" she means dismantling the Department of Education while shoveling taxpayer money into private, religious, charter, and homeschooling ventures. Because nothing says "educational renaissance" like defunding the only system that has to take every kid and replacing it with vibes, pastors, and grifters.
To get this done, McMahon imported at least 20 advisers from ultraconservative think tanks and advocacy groups who think public education is basically Marxism with lunch trays. Their dream? Shrink public schools down to a rump system for the kids with nowhere else to go, while the remaining schools get reprogrammed with a "patriotic" curriculum that offers an "uplifting portrayal of the nation’s founding ideals" — in other words, a Stars-and-Stripes sugar coat that downplays slavery, racism, and discrimination so no one’s feelings get hurt by history.
Meanwhile, the Office for Civil Rights — the place families turn when schools discriminate against their kids — got its own "hard reset": mass layoffs, gutted staff, and a new priority list that focuses on alleged discrimination against white and Jewish students and complaints about schools accommodating transgender kids. Students with disabilities, students of color, and anyone dealing with sex discrimination are being told, essentially, to take a number and then eat it. The department calls this "efficiency" and a rollback of "DEI"; everyone else calls it what it is: using federal power to strip protections from the most vulnerable students while turning public education into a taxpayer-funded church youth group.
But sure, this is all about "empowering states" to "carry the torch" of education. Just don’t look too closely at what they’re lighting on fire.
#killing-democracy#unconstitutional#forever-grifting
